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[bobonboon]

Heyy! I havent prettied this up but I thought itd help to open up commissions finally. Im Bo! Artist who specializes in emotes and character design. The exact amount of slots open are undetermined at this time.

Things I can do! :

Mech (within my limits), anthros, animals, chibi, humans, pushed poses, robots, limited gore, most desserts, and fictional characters.

Things I cant do:

NSFW, 5 or more characters, self harm, graphic gore, proship, comship, realism, paintings, real people, over complicated designs.

PRICES /

Big package - $50 :

The big package means I can draw basically whatever you want, want a full rendered drawing to your liking? Im down

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Small package - $15 :

the small package is pretty simple, heres some example options: bust or smaller can be fully rendered to the commissioner’s desires. Arts bigger than bust will get flat colors and cel shading.

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Emotes- $5 : discord emote? Clean line art with cell shading. Sending preferred canvas size is ideal. (MINIMUM OF 2, $10~)

(Prices may vary depending on complexity of character and how many characters there are. Multiple characters may receive a discount for the sake of my sanity.)

NOTES /

I only take venmo (occasionally paypal aswell) and will be doing payment as a pay half first and pay the other when finished. Contact for comms can be through my Twitter or tumblr. Talking through discord is okay but you will have to ask via one of those two first.

Please contact me with reason of DM and preferably a reference of the character you’d like, a ‘hi’ may be blocked.

Any other questions can be asked via my ask box or dms. Thank you.

[harbingersecho]

it's missing jacob anderson hours....

[qiekzart]

(day 15 of drawing kaiba every day of october)

to be honest i just wanted to draw eyes today. have this. sorry its not too good 😭

[plz reblog]

the art was worth it the eyes turned out erm. half decent at best.

[hexjulia]

'A hundred altars burned eternally as watchmen for the gods. the ground oozed sacrificial gore" sounds horrifying but is meant to be a positive description (i think)...very much part of the appeal of the text.

[fanatsrit]

so umm with bfdia 9's surreal as hell afterlife mean that its universe is not connected to the s*n

[headdaze]

I JUST FOUND OUT MAYBE THE REASON WHY JJK STUFF ALWAYS POPS UP ON MY HOMEPAGE TO EITHER WRECK MY HEART OR SPOIL SOMETHING IS BECAUSE I FREAKING FOLLOWED THE TAG #jujutsu kaisen HELPPP 😭😭😭

[spooky-kakashi]

i dont know man i feel like if your love isnt slightly toxic then is it even worth the time?? what do you mean you’re not absolutely insane about me because you prioritize mental health??? wtf is this shit of being together for as long as it’s beneficial for both of us and we are both sane??? like no thankyou i want you to absolutely bonkers about me because i will be even more insane about you

[aqqleshiqqing-archive]

gives you Him ( no this is not me this screenshot is from my friend who introduced me to hollow knight. i thoughr you would like it ... )

SCREAMS ABD CRIES TISOOOOOOOOOOOO 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

HIS STANCE HE IS SOOO ADORABLE IM MWAMWMAWAING YHIMHHINH💥💥💥💥💥💥‼️‼️

[crystalmagpie447]

ruun rabbit run!!! as fast as u can!!! dont look baacckk!!!!!

hhmmhnh ra bbit

[supermarketbae]

ok so *cracks knuckles* im really obsessed with subby sleepy billy lately. It’s winter night, you both are wrapped under the covers,his face nuzzled into your neck, his mouth wide open looking like an angel, his big muscular body ontop of yours using your entire body as a pillow. you are just ruffling his hair enjoying his presence, kissing his face. You hear him mumbling something, and he gently grinds his bulge against you, but he’s still asleep so doesn’t realise fully what he’s doing and stops after a few movements. my cute baby boy. You give his painfully hard dick some comfort by giving him a handjob, hes so sensitive- waking up sleepily moaning just in so much pleasure just mumbling so much about how good it feels❤️

AHEM- just-just- yk what-

We're making it out of the mental asylum with this one 🔥🔥🔥

Warnings: smutttt (we're back folks), praise, sub! billy, somnophilia maybe sorta slightly, reader has fem anatomy, overstim, uhhmm yea that's it y'all, oh no formatting but you guys should just expect that by now.

The howl of the wind against the house is what shook you from your sleep. It never surprised you how quickly the weather could drastically change. Shifting a little, you stifle a giggle as you feel your boyfriends arms tighten around your waist. Now, of course, Billy Hargrove would never admit it, but he was just a big teddy bear when it came to you. "Emphasis on big" you thought to yourself as his body, currently on top of yours dwarfs you. Simpering lightly you smile wide running a hand through Billy's golden curls, some of the long strands tickling your neck. At this, Billy shifts against you. Not something uncommon, except for the small whine that bubbled up out of him as his hips dragged over yours. His hips shudder into that slow, lazy circle again, you muffle a moan when his hardening dick presses oh so deliciously into your clothed cunt. Billy lets out a soft moan again, and you smirk.

"My poor baby" you whisper into the darkness. As you press yourself upward, Billy ruts against you with a pathetic whimper. Then, pushing his shoulder lightly, he rolls off of you onto his back. You don't miss the furrowing of his brows at the loss of heat. You also certainly don't miss the large wet spot as well as the significant bulge in his boxers. You clench your thighs at the lewd sight. Grinning sultrily, you trail a hand softly over it, mouth watering as Billy's dick twitches from the light stimulation. Fingers tracing gently over the waistband of his boxers, you move them down.

Your eyes widen. His cock is flushed red and angry, precum leaking so miserably. You chuckle sadistically as you bring your hand so teasingly up his length. As Billy's whines increase in volume you smile pressing kisses to his flushed cheeks. As your thumb circles the head of his dick, Billy's eye's flutter open. He looks at you mouth trembling in pleasure. "I-oh-oh fuck feels so good" he groans as his eyes roll. You bit your lip at his words your arousal spiking at his high pitched sounds. "Does it baby?" you coo hotly in his ear. "I think I would know since you were rutting against me in your sleep." You choose this moment to nibble at his ear.

Billy whines letting out an intelligible drawl. "I'm sorry 'm sorry so horny for you so-ohh god- ohgod~" he mewls as you jerk him off faster. "So good for me honey" you say as you bite, suckling at his neck. Billy's face contorts in pleasure as you continue stroking his throbbing dick. "Oh-I- nghhhhh- i- right there-right there god-pleassee" Billy shudders against you as the head of his cock continues to leak. "My pretty precious boy" you laugh smugly as he bucks up into your hand. "So needy darling..." you chide as Billy writhes beneath your grasp. "i- oh- ah- so it's so- good- I- wanna cum please baby" Billy mewls. "Ohh," you chuckle condescendingly "Is my good boy gonna cum?" you ask sickeningly sweet. "Yes-yea please wanna cum mmph-please" Billy cries breath fluttering as he whines. "Then cum for me hon, did so good." you whisper in his ear. Billy's eyes widen as his abs tighten and he cums moaning your name sounding wreaked and hazy.

His breath is coming out in small hiccups as he mutters a small "thank you that was-" His eyes widen as your hand continues to pump him lazily. Billy whimpers as you look down at him, climbing on top.

"I never said I was done love." you smile as he looks up at you and his whimpers start to increase in volume.

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a/n: it physically pained me not to add a mommy kink to this shhhhhh

[cacospirit]

Harding: So Taash what do you think? It’s my world famous apple and cheese salad with extra raisins! 

Taash: Uhhmm… 

Taash, to self: ok Taash, think, don’t say it tastes like ass even though it does because she won’t like hearing that. Just say some dumb bullshit that doesn't mean anything  

Taash: It tastes like… food 

Harding: You just said all of that out loud

[ourfag]

THEIR FAVOURITE ANIMALS! 💕

ed: what do you mean “which?”

stede: which favourite animal?

ed: uh, the one that’s your most favourite?

stede: i know! but what sort of criteria are we working under here, do you mean animals i’ve encountered, or animals i’ve heard of,

ed: i mean any. animal.

ed: that exists.

stede: ah well. there you go, you’ve just taken out half a dozen possible answers for me

ed: half a—

ed:

ed: actually let’s shelve that other thing. what’s your favourite animal that doesn’t exist

stede: uhhmm…can i give you a top five

ed: yeah, fuck it

stede, counting on his fingers and concentrating very hard: okay. HOOP SNAKE,

ed: alright off to a weird start, like it

stede: UNICORN,

ed: of course

stede: SEA SERPENT

ed: that’s two snakes

stede: HIPPOGRIFF

ed: and we’ve got a horse and a half, okay

stede: PLATYPUS

ed: excellent

ed: wait what

stede: i said HOOP SNAKE,

ed: no what was that last one

stede: UNIC—the platypus?

ed: yeah

stede: it’s a small mammal with the bill of a duck and the—

ed: those are real

stede: hah ha!

stede:

stede: what, really??

ed: sailed with a platypus once. squiggly little fuckers

stede: are they real???

ed: mmm—i guess it was more like i sailed with a guy with a platypus. me and the platypus, we weren’t, like, associates

stede: that’s a real creature???

ed: yeah, man, what did you think it was

stede: i don’t know! i saw it in a bestiary!

ed: well i saw it in real life

stede: how??? where???

ed: with my eyeballs, and, uh, i don’t know, round panama i think?

stede: panama. how long would that take, there and back?

ed: trip to panama? umm… hmm. depending on the wind we’d

ed, realizing:

ed: no.

stede: edward

ed: please don’t bring home a platypus

stede: i can be the one to take care of it! what do they eat?

ed: i don’t know, bugs and shit? stede, we don’t have the room for a platypus

stede: it could be an indoor outdoor platypus!

ed: oh, right, ok, and when it’s three in the morning and there’s a platypus yowling on the porch because it wants let in—

stede: we’ll install a platypus flap on the door—

[poppy-glitters]

Uhhmm

Can you put Royal Margarine cookie on the blue moon please?

(It's ok if you don't do my request c:)

Such a smug little man

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[deedala]

✨ weekly tag wednesday ✨

thanks for the fun and wild game @mybrainismelted and for tagging me!! + @energievie @lingy910y @spookygingerr @burninface !! 💖💖💖

Name:  deanna

Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego? (or you):  i am in ohio 🌽

Ok, so this week we are going to snoop into your google search.  Type in each phrase and tell us what the first suggestion is that google gives you!

What is the best way to….  lose weight?  ex fucking scuse me?? i have never in my life googled this fuck off (body liberation you fuckers!!!)

Where can I…. watch quiet on set?  i dont even know what that is

How old is…. reba mcentire? loool cannot say i have ever really wondered this but i did watch a couple episodes of Reba last week-ish when i saw they added it to netflix??

How long does it take… to get a passport?  it is possible i googled this after realizing mine expired??

How many… weeks in a year?  this is definitely something i would google as i am awful at remembering numbers in the correct order

Who set the record for…. The highest jump.  yeah same i have never even wondered this let alone googled this lol

When did…. covid start?  i do not need to google this i actually remember it QUITE CLEARLY THANKS

What does it feel like to… pass a kidney stone?  lol YIKES, i have no really wondered about this nor needed to google it i feel like its pretty common knowledge that its fuckin painful

Can you… drink distilled water?  it tastes so gross though lol

When you… wish upon a star lyrics.  🤨 (just gonna keep kats commentary on that one cuz same lol)

Why do… cats knead?  so cute thanks google!! i've never googled it but it was a cute little result to look at thanks lmao

Is there a way… to save karlach?  what even is this i have no idea

How old do you have to be… to rent a car?  never googled that and dont need to know but ok

Where do the… pacers play?  is that a sportsball team?

What is the best time to… post on instagram? uhhmm not information i care about lol 

And to finish us off…. What comes up when you type in Shameless?  Shameless season 5 -- i mean yeah ok thats a good season i probably googled for it at some point for some reason lol

and now i shall hand out cookies 🍪 and also feel free to play if you want!! @michellemisfit @too-schoolforcool @darlingian @heymacy @heymrspatel @thepupperino @lee-ow @mmmichyyy @wehangout @metalheadmickey @whatwouldmickeydo @gardenerian @mickeysgaymom @gallawitchxx @callivich @vintagelacerosette @the-rat-wins @sam-loves-seb @blue-disco-lights @sickness-health-all-that-shit @samantitheos @loftec @iansw0rld @transmickey @tsuga-of-mars @ardent-fox @rereadanon @palepinkgoat @themarchg1rl @sleepyfacetoughguy @spoonfulstar @captainjowl @gallapiech @thisdivorce

[ambrosesystem]

okok tell me all thats happened! plspls i wanna know. js share what u want 😁😁😁

UM. UM. OK. I'LL SAY AAAALLL I CAN REMBER!!!! sooo uhhmm . um. i got into some more bands and artists. one of them being mcr. our lady of sorrows will always be one of my top 3 fav mcr songs trust 🙏🙏 sooo mecore. uhh. i hyperfixated on sp for like 3 weeks because i was like "what the fuck do i do now". ohhh and uh i think 1 of my irl friends likes me. cooooolll. um. OH I WAS GAWR GURA 4 HALLOWEEN ^ _ ^^^ supeerrr fun. me and some of my friends were gonna dress as weezer blue album but... didn't happen. ummm. I CANT RMEBER I KNOW THERES LIKE A LOT MORE BUT 😁

[peppermints-and-lemon-zest]

Wow I'm just now realizing how little I post my art here woah ok uhhmm hold on let me just checks notes oh ok here we go woe dnd ocs be upon ye. (More descriptions for each character are in alt texts).

These two have full thumbnails and bgs because I've played them the most and also they was made for art fight

This is my spacefaring Delphi like delphiniums the flower she's a skittermamder basically a 6 armed little freakazoid like stitch (her design is based off a fennec fox and her colors are based on delphinums). Battle Squig for scale.

This is my most recent Dikaya pronounced like Dyke Kaya she's a lesbian from lesbos but like actually she's based very much on the Greek goddess themis also dike (pronounced like Nike with a d) and her name is a romanised version of the Greek word meaning literally justice (feminine first person adjective form) anyways she's blind (just like themis). In case you were wondering yes my blog title still applies yes I think of Themis constantly why do you ask?

Anyways this last one here is Kit also designated Rampart it's definitely not a self insert of Lemonzest not at all ignore the drawings of what Kit/rampart would look like in my actual every day clothes I'm sure that's unrelated mhm