#ok thats my arcade tag now

[the-crime-of-silliness]

Thinking about playing board game with arcade and like, yeah it would be cute if he were to let me win but jsc look at that guy. MF is not letting up he's playing monopoly like his life depends on it lmaooo.

[maddestmewmew]

HI IF ANY FNAF FANS ARE READING THIS THE TAGS ARE HERE FOR BLOCKLIST NOT FOR. TRYING TO REACH FNAF FANS…THERES NO HATE UNDER THE CUT ITS JUST ME BEING REALLY FUCKING CONFUSED ABT FNAF LORE

ok now thats out of the way. JESUS CHRIST have i just entered a fucking. rabbit hole?? OH MY GOD??? i was a massive fnaf fan in my preteen years, as was everyone ever in the 2010s..ive dialed back my enjoyment of it, ill watch playthroughs of the mainline games and ive seen the movie but thats kind of it. this being relevent bc i watched an into the pit playthrough, and then saw some tweets about it. MOST of them i understood, until i hit a tweet talking abt some kid named andrew?? and how hes not an sci??? and i was like Hold On. maybe its been some years but i cant be THAT behind can i. i know all the important names..michael afton and cassidy and charlie and what have you..

so i look up the wiki for this kid andrew, and it leads me to a story about a ghost kid attatching himself to william aftons spirit and torturing him and shit. i was a bit confused bc like. isnt that cassidys thing? but Whatevs. also the stories seemed weirdly bizzare to me, like not in a hateful way but like. why is william afton getting an exorcism. anyway it brings up a couple (A LOT) of names i dont understand, but what my brain latches onto is this kid jake, who is described as forcing andrew to Stop torturing english willy, at the cost of Now Hes Stuck Possessing An Endoskeleton. okayyy this is fnaf to me. i didnt know this but its abt what i expect from five nights at freddys.

so i head to jakes wiki out of curiosty, and find out he is from, no joke, one of the most fucking depressing stories ive ever read? i dont mean in terms of fnaf, i mean, FUCKING EVER. JESUS. CHRIST.

its like. in the middle of a fazbear frights book. fazbear frights being these scary stories to tell in the dark type books where its collections of spoooky stories that will shape the minds of children everywhere, but like. fnaf themed.

this story is called “the real jake” and i Highly reccomend you read the wiki instead of hearing it from me like. fourth hand. like im retelling a retelling here. but if you want that ultra telephone sypnosis, here you go:

“the real jake” follows a nine year old boy who is bedridden. with cancer. his mother is dead and his father is overseas. jake is taken care of full time by a nanny, margie.

jake likes to talk with a boy in his cupboard, named simon, who is really his father over the phone, through a walkie talkie. at first, jake and “simon” talk about what jake has done that day, but jake cannot leave his bed, so jake gets frustrated that all his stories are so mundane and depression. so one day simons like, okay, tell me what the REAL jake has done. and its a little game of pretend, where jake tells these silly little stories about what the “real jake” did that day. one day, jakes friend tries to get him to sneak out to go to the arcade, and tries to get him there by dragging him in a wagon, but jake is too weak to make it to make it to the wagon and collapses and throws up, and he explains to margie he wanted to be the real jake for a day.

at some point jake and margie are playing chess, and jake gets super frustrated that he cant see straight. margie calms him down and jake tells her that he loves her, causing margie to break down, and then she Later Finds Out The Doctors Are Ceasing Treatment For Him, which makes margie realize she loves jake as a son.

AND THEN MARGIE GETS THE CALL THAT JAKES FATHER WAS FUCKING KILLED. and she has full custody of jake. she cant bring herself to tell him his father died, so she says simon wont be able to visit for a while.

AND THEN JAKE FUCKING DIES.

AND THAT IS IT. THAT IS THE END OF THE STORY . THEY JUST MOVE ON AFTER THAT. HOLY FUCK??? IMAGINE BEING LIKE 9 AND PICKING UP THE LATEST FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDYS BOOK AT THE SCHOOLASTIC BOOK FAIR AND THEN READING A STORY ABOUT A LITTLE BOY COPING WITH HIS CANCER AND THEN FUCKING DYING ALONE. FREDDY FAZBEAR WASNT EVEN THERE.

[grahamcarmen]

No i didn't send a ask yet i was just checking to see if you got the ask since a previous ask i send to another blogger was never answered.

anyway, deep thought but if you think about it when people ship carmen and grey back at vile academy and during each one's brainwashing you're essentially shipping different characters making redcrackle have plenty of subcategories, what would be your ship name for each categorie( I can't be bothered to list how many there are i'm sorry).

also also, have you seen kitsukits redcrackle "arcade" amv and AuroralovesMCSM's "Carmen and grey being in love for 5 minutes and 30 seconds" complication video.

Oh ok!

I can see that lol.

I don't romantically ship them at the VILE academy stage [even if I do believe its an important dynamic to their overall relationship] because thats where its strictly platonic. But since I have been around around long enough that I know that people sometimes people use ship as just a relation"ship" marker [hi ouat I know you guys weren't actually shipping certain peeps lol. Like they had platonic ship names regularly and most people understood that :p] that part would probably be cracklesheep or graysheep because thats when carmen was just Black sheep and gray didn't have any attachment to his name graham but also wasn't hard line about being crackle yet.

Carmen looking at Graham looking at her romantically and going 👉👈maybe maybe? And allowing carmen to take the initiative in prioritizing her protective feelings over him?and lowkey allowing graham to again gain affection for her in an entirely different light...Hmmm

Svdjdkdokd i guess grahamcarmen or carmgray because she is still insisting on calling him gray and ascribing his new flirtation and doing good as like a mishmash

Gray pretending that she would have made the choice to be carmen while being on the island with that sinking feeling that no. carmen exists because she was chose to leave and connect with the outside world? And more than just acknowledging it wanting to protect it at the cost of what he valued most? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Cracklecarmen?

Tbh I've really grown attached to red crackle not just because its the first way to make it clear that i want these 2 to kiss because its the clear romantic shipname lol but also because its kinda what they choose to portray themselves as. Carmen using her red coat and name from the outfit she got off the island to signal the need to stop VILE to anyone who can find her and Crackle as a codename of the path that gray is choosing to follow even as he finds something good inside him trying to make it to the surface

and their relationship allowing them to clash but also want to look past that to the people who made these choices because they care about them.

And what makes it fun is that those subcategories include past subcategories, build on them, and change aspects of their relationship ever so slightly until we end up with something that is not at all how they started [gray in love with carmen and carmen with her deeper feelings of being forced to go without him as fully expressed as the finale allowed] . And when their memories are in place they acknowledge that. Its all rc to me...but I get it ! Exploring each category is VERRRRY different and I even sometimes tag them dark! Redcrackle for the dark red caper version of them instead of redcrackle because that is just ...different.

and my username lol is because I LOVE her nickname for him but always champion that entirely ignoring " graham " isnt....like they do need to adress that...somehow...not even to always go by his name because he's not anti-his nickname [and as you can see i think that carmen conflating his flirtations as something gray now can do 🥰 is hmmmmmmmmmm] but its still...~~~~~~idk. I am very appreciative that he does have a full name.

I have actually a playlist trying to save as many rc vids as I can find so yes! I have seen the arcade fanvid but like I might have just saved the other vid and watched the episodes again 😭

Edit: IALMOST FORGOT HIMALAYA AND TRAIN RC they can be cracklecarmen uwu

[just-some-random-blogger]

ok ill do it cos u asked me 🤭 ily @helaenalyst

LORE DROP 🧡🧡🧡

Do you make your bed? only if idk im on a zoom and you happen to see it or if my grandma chews me out. other than that no. i do not find made beds appealing to sleep on or lie on Favorite number? 8 cos i ate. Job? music teacher. If you could go back to school, would you? i would love to study musical theatre next <3. Can you parallel park? only toy cars. Do you think aliens are real? i feel like its kind of arrogant to believe we're the only life form in the expanse of the universe but also i do not need to know thx. Can you drive a manual car? not even the arcade ones. What’s your guilty pleasure? brain dead media and internet drama that is so disconnected to reality. Tattoos? nah id get bored of it too quickly. Favorite color? pink? or red, which is really nearly one and the same Do you like puzzles? i think?! Any phobias? i think im claustrophobic to a degree. does fear of being worthless and unlovable count? Favorite childhood sport? football, only cos my dad played it. ig roller skating and ice skating counts though. Do you talk to yourself? Yes. if youve ever read my work and though 'hey thats pretty good', now you know why.

tagging: @thewebspinner @thekinslayed @freddie-foxs @arabellasleopardcoat @peachysunrize

@roguelov

Thank you for the tag @bucknastysbabe !! I love tag games :3

LORE DROP 🧡🧡🧡

Do you make your bed? Not unless it's really cold, and even then I don't do a very good job of it LMAO.

Favorite number? Not one in particular but I like the vibes of prime numbers.

Job? I just quit my last job and I'm taking a long break before job-searching again. I was doing coding, 2D graphics and 3D graphics at an indie videogame studio (plus the ocassional UX/UI design) and it burned me out pretty badly.

If you could go back to school, would you? I enjoy taking classes a lot, so I'm always enrolled in some type of course. Currently I'm using this long break from work to pursue the first year of a math degree.

Can you parallel park? I can't drive at all.

Do you think aliens are real? I think we cannot know either way with the information we have. It would be really cool if they were real, though, so I hope they are!

Can you drive a manual car? Once again I can't drive at all 😭

What’s your guilty pleasure? The CIA itself couldn't waterboard it out of me.

Tattoos? None, I'm open to getting some but I can't settle on the designs so I probably never will. Maybe something inspired by choose your own adventure books.

Favorite color? Deep greens, blues and purples.

Do you like puzzles? It depends on the kind of puzzle, I like studying the ones that are based on math problems.

Any phobias? I have many big icks I'd rather avoid (like anything related to pregnancy) but I'm not sure I have any that actually counts as a phobia. Maybe some degree of social phobia if that counts?

Favorite childhood sport? I had sooo much fun in PE class with this mf:

I liked volleyball and badminton as well. I liked riding bikes but I wasn't really allowed to go anywhere LMAO so I didn't do a lot of that.

Do you talk to yourself? Not really in the sense that I don't have an inner monologue (I don't think in words), but I do spend a lot of time daydreaming scenarios with my favourite characters which I suppose is just talking to myself with extra steps...

Tagging @milfholder @disinherited-dornishman @aeronbracken @starkjoy and @just-some-random-blogger if you wanna do it too!!

[batz-zzz]

please explain fnaf lore to me i want to know i dont care if it's bad

OKKKK FASTEN UR SEATBELTS ( @cottagecorexboy tagging u bc bc u told me i could spam u w fnaf lore <3<3) HERES MY UNDERSTANDING OF THE FNAF LORE!

tw for like. kidnapping. and murder. lots of murder. and gore. also spoiler warning obviously

IM GONNA TRY TO MAKE THIS AS COHERENT AS POSSIBLE!!! ALSO FAIR WARNING A LOT OF THIS SOUNDS LIKE COMPLETE NONESENSE BC THATS WHAT IT IS!!! THIS LORE IS FUCKING STUPID! i love it tho <3

fnaf timeline:

fredbears family diner

fnaf 4 (1983)

sister location ( somewhere between '83 and '87)

fnaf 2 (1987)

fnaf 1 (likely 1993)

fnaf 3 (around 2023)

freddy fazbears pizza sim

fnaf help wanted

fnaf security breach (approx 2024-2029)

ok so all this shit started with a diner which was opened by william afton and henry emily in 1967. it was called *ahem* fredbear family diner!!!! and featured the brown bear mascot!! neither henry nor william had money at the time to hire someone, (also they were both busy studying; henry studying comminucation and business admin while william studied engineering) so the mascot suit was normally worn by henry during working hours

3 or 4 years go by and fredbear family diner starts to pick up more business! to help it grow, william designed bonnie, the yellow rabbit mascot to go along with freddy! how cute! after they got a bit more successful snd earned some more money, william designed the first 2 springlock suits, bonnie and freddy <3 so now the lineup we have are the freddy animatronic, the freddy and bonnie springlock suits that double as a suit an animatronic, and a marionette puppet that kept an eye on the children and rewarded them when they won arcade games

explanation of how springlock suits are operated (fnaf 3)

also! outside of work, good ol willy met a lady!! who is unnamed. n e ways! they got married and had 3 kids! the oldest son (michael❤️), daughter (elizabeth) and another son (not officially named, but widely recognized as evan/crying child)

OK NOW ONTO EVENTS THAT HAPPENED IN THE ACTUAL GAMES. LOL. HAHA. HAHAHA.

ok! um. ok. so. cut to evans birthday one year. 1983 to be exact. he has his party in fredbears family diner! great right? WRONG. evan was terrified of the animatronics. and his older brother michael and his friends decide its a good idea to SCARE EVAN by SHOVING HIS HEAD INSIDE OF ANIMATRONIC FREDBEARS MOUTH. take a guess how that turned out :)

basically evan gets his head CHOMPED! but he doesnt die there! in fnaf 4, u play as evan, recovering in the hospital after the bite trying to survive the nightmarish versions of the animatronics he was so afraid of. but he dies on the last night. lol rip evan

one afton down

william afton, distraught over his sons death vows to "put him back together" as seen in this screencap from the ending of fnaf 4! (william is,, talking to evan through a fredbear plush that has cameras in it,,,,, but we'll get into that later lol or not)

anyways,,, mr afton decides to take the phrase "put you back together" very seriously and uh. starts doing research on an element called remnant which is basically. large amounts of human agony condensed into a metal??? that can. help souls to possess inanimate objects. this is only mentioned in the books and i think its kinda wacky tbh. some people speculate that he did this research to gain his own immortality which is totally valid but i like to see it like this bc it helps fit the story together anyways we'll get back to that. maybe

moving on

after evans death, business wasnt exactly booming,,,. so! henry and william decide to sell all rights to the diner/animatronics to a bigger company that turns it into...... *drumroll* ......... freddy fazbears pizza!!!!!! (and the overarching fazbear entertainment). freddy fazbears pizza finally opened later in 1983 with a lineup of the man himself, freddy fazbear, bonnie, chica the chicken and foxy the pirate

also another springlock failure happens that isnt really touched upon, but after said failure, the springlock suits are deemed "too dangerous" to be used in performances! and they r stored in the back storage room!

one day, during a birthday party at the new and improved freddy fazbears pizza, a child was MURDERED! outside of the building, unable to get in and ask for help. the child then went on to possess the puppet, as it followed her outside and was there as she died, unable to help her. guess who murdered her lol! YEP! MR WILLY AFTON! he was tried in court but never found guilty due to...... lack! of! evidence!

um alsoo like,,, william kills more kids lol. he got into the storage on the old springlock bonnie costume and and lures 5 children to the back rooms and murders them!!!!!! and then in an attempt to save the children, the puppet stuffed each corpse inside rhe 4 core animatronics + golden freddy. this caused the childrens spirits to inhabit each suit lol (golden freddy now having 2 spirits possessing it; evan and the new child called cassidy) anyways since the bodies were hidden in the suits, detectives never found them and william afton was never caught. freddy fazbears pizza closed down after many complaints about the foul odor and mucus oozing out from the animatronics and after outsiders found out about the missing childrens incident

anyways! mr william afton is up to bigger and better things! in order to like capture more kids in a cool way he creates circus babys pizza world!! a smaller pizza place under the control of afton robotics featuring improved animatronics like circus baby! funtime foxy and freddy, bonbon and ballora! mr creep afton created each animatronic to capture children! each one has specific,,, abilities and design choices. for example, all of them are much taller than they should be, circus baby being 7.5 feet and the rest being over 6ft. funtime foxy has abilities like

parental voice sync and replay??? mhm. and same with funtime freddy

voice mimic/luring? storage tank?

yea,, thats a child. in the storage tank

however uhh circus babys pizza world closes on the first day bc. um. circus baby. eats. elizabeth (williams daughter). yeah..... william tells her to stay away from baby bc shes dangerous but she didnt listen!!! so she got herself snatched up and her soul went on to possess circus baby. lol. heres a clip! the actual death is at 2:35

second afton down! and both killed by williams own inventions! how poetic. anyways after circus babys pizza world closes, willy boy opens an underground facility titled 'circus babys rentals and entertainment' for the purpose of rentibg out his child kidnapping animatronics to different parties and events <3 cute!

anyways!! time for the events of the third game in the timeline and 5th game overall, sister location! michael, our beloved eldest afton son travels to circus babys rental and entertainment at the request of his father to "put [elibabeth and unnamed wife] back together" which he does! but he gets his skeleton innards scooped out in the process. lol.

yea so turns out, baby, ballora, funtime freddy and funtime foxy dont wanna be trapped in the rental facility, being forced to kidnap and murder children anymore! valid! so, in order to hide amongst other humans, they scoop put their own endoskeletons, fuse them together to form ennard, and use michaels body as a flesh suit :)

scooping room cutscene

and they succeed! for a while. after a while of being a flesh suit for a big robot thing, michaels body starts to decay! as bodies do. so, ennard decides to. leave. the body. bc its no longer habitable! leaving michael (whos still alive for some reason) as a rotted, skeleton-less corpse person!

and at the very end of the game, michael has another cutscene where he's kinda talking to william? but not rly bc william isnt there. hes talking to himself but to his dad. here loamso

cutscene at the end of the games true ending

ANYWAYS!!!!!! A NEW FREDDY FAZBEARS PIZZA LOCATION OPENED UP IN 1987!!!!!!!! with new and improved "safer" animatronics! consisting of toy freddy, toy chica, toy bonnie and mangle! this is the setting of fnaf 2, the 3rd game in the timeline! where, instead of michael afton, you play as jeremy fitzgerald! also, william comes back and murders 5 more kids in the new location!

also, the infamous bite of 87 happens here! and the victim is *drumroll* 🥁🥁🥁🥁 YOU! JEREMY FITZGERALD!!!!!! u get ur frontal lobe bitten off by the mangle animatronic! anyways, new location closes the same year, toy animatronics are SCRAPPED! and william afton was arrested, but there was no evidence proving that he was the murderer again

OKAYYY!!!!! FREDDY FAZBEARS PIZZA REOPENS (again) BUT THIS TIME, IN THE OLD LOCATION THAT THE FIRST MISSING CHILDRENS INCIDENT TOOK PLACE IN! ITS KINDA OLD AND BROKEN DOWN LOL! william afton tries to disassemble the haunted animatronics bc yk. theyrw obviously out for revenge on him. but accidentally releases their spirits into the living world. in a bout of fear, he runs to his old safe room (thats hidden from security cameras) and hides in his old springlock bonnie suit! hahaha! hes safe! except hes not. since the building is old and broken down, there is a water leak from the ceiling! and yall know what water does to the springlock suits!!!!

cutscene from the game

fanimation of the springlock failure (gore warning)

but he survives bc ofc he did. and hes left in that backroom until 2033 :) no one came to find him, because that backrooms have been sealed off and employees were told not to go back there or mention them to anyone outside the company!

slay!

anyways, the year is now 2003 and this is when fnaf 1 happens! at the end of the gamey freddy fazbears pizza closes for the final time </3

but fear not! 30 years later in 2033, a haunted attraction called fazbears fright is preparing to open in the same building! crazy how that happens. anyways, the managers of fazbears fright found william afton (now known as springtrap) in the back rooms and somehow doesnt realize that he is a decaying corpse inside a rabbit suit so! they use him as their only animatronic prop since the ogs have all been scrapped! this is where fnaf 3 starts- you play as security guard michael afton again, where hes finally found his father. the game ends with michael burning fazbears fright to the ground with springtrap still inside <3 slay

anyways, moving on,,,, after all the tragedy thats happened at freddy locations, fazbear entertainment hires a game developer to make a bunch of games meant to make light of all the deaths (this is the fnaf game devs self insert basically). to complete their coverup story, they hire a bigger company to make a vr game!! in fnaf vr: help wanted, u play as a game tester pretty much. however, the game was taking a while to develop, so fazbear entertainment sent a bunch of circuit boards to be scanned into computers in order to make the game faster

however!!!!!!!!! and heres the funny part: a virus known as glitchtrap (which is basically william afton... as a computer virus...) gets scanned into the games code! and after a while, glitchtrap successfully infiltrates the mind of one of the other game testers named vanessa, who becomes his unwilling successor known as 'vanny'. in help wanted, u have to help test the game while finding vanessas prerecorded tapes which have glitchtrap saved onto them. after finding all the tapes,,,, u accidentally set him free lol...... yea.

ANYWAYS NEXT GAME! FNAF 6, FREDDYS PIZZERIA SIMULATOR! this game was meant to tie up any loose ends left in the story, which it absolutely did. u (again) play as michael afton, who is tasked with salvaging old animatronics and keep them in the building. this is so at the end, old pal HENRY EMILY!!!! can make his badass comeback and burn down the building with everyone inside (including springtrap whos still alive not surprisingly) and it has the coolest ending cutscene imo

and after that, the extra game ultimate custom night is released, in which u play as william afton, trapped in hell- a neverending loop of trying to survive the very spirits u murdered. it was a really good ending to the story

but of course. it doesnt end there. because WERE NOT ALLOWED TO HAVE GOOD THINGS IN THIS FANDOM APPARENTLY. sigh. no. after this game comes the most recent, fnaf security breach! in which u play as gregory! our dearest beloved homeless kid whos trapped inside the mega pizzaplex and enlists in the help of freddy fazbear to help get u out! in the true ending of this game, u and freddy travel below the pizzaplex to..... THE LOCATION FROM FNAF 6???!?!?!??? yea. they built the mega pizzaplex on top of the charred up building. and guess whos still alive???????? william afton. but he looks BUSTED and DUSTED to all hell

.... yea..... this is peepaw willy.........

anyways! um. in the final battle u set him on fire.... again... but this time guess who shows up!!!! molten freddy! who is basically ennard but without circus baby. anyways molten freddy snatches up peepaw willy and kills him im pretty sure, while gregory and freddy make their great escape

AND THAT BRINGS US UP TO SPEED! I WILL NOT BE GETTING INTO THE BOOKS BC I LIKE TO PRETEND THEY DONT EXIST ❤

[foxtophat]

wip folder meme

ok @spookychu tagged me and so i’m gonna try to do this. see thing is i use scrivener to hold all my fic together so i don’t have a wip folder so much as fandom folders where wips are interspersed! but uh for the sake of the ask, here are the titles of 8 of them. (i have more, but i only picked fic that actually have a likelihood of being completed, since i have plenty of abandoned ideas lying around in my elephant graveyard)

staci pratt is a...

sharky/jess au

john & sharky

trailer town stories (and some non-fc5 fic to give the illusion that i actually have multiple fandoms right now)

headless horseman

The Arcade/Benny Fic From Hell

meadowlark

Reed is Android Moses?

if you want to know about any one of these just send the name and i’ll tell you about it! thats how it works. alternatively you can marvel at my succinct titles and move on

iiii am gonna tag YOU!!! the person reading this. i would love to tag people but i have trouble remembering who is who sometimes and i am seriously anxious about accidentally tagging the wrong people (i hate it when i do that), sooo just trust me, if you write i am tagging you here.

[goat-yells-at-everything]

Manuary Day 1: Toxic Masculinity IS a Myth

Since I was an idiot and decided to look at the notes for that first post a few minutes ago I decided I need to make my own post. Because, man, those notes. Wow. I will not be naming or tagging anyone because most of the BS was the same general mentality.

So lets start with a definition of Toxic Masculinity. I supposed to Wikipedia explanation is as good a place as any seeing as someone in the notes of that post felt the need to post the first line but decided the second line was of no consequence.

The concept of toxic masculinity is used in the social sciences to describe traditional norms of behavior among men in contemporary American and European society that are associated with detrimental social and psychological effects. Such "toxic" masculine norms include dominance, devaluation of women, extreme self-reliance, and the suppression of emotions.

So that first line is pretty damning right? These are behaviors “associated with” detrimental social and psychological effects.

Its that second sentence, though, that gives us some of those “behaviors” that are seen as “detrimental.” Lets unpack this shall we.

Dominance

Dominance: rule; control; authority; ascendancy. Psychology. the disposition of an individual to assert control in dealing with others.

To rule, control, or assert authority? Assert control in dealing with others?! Thats bad right?!

Except.... its not. Not ON ITS OWN. Leaders are dominant by their nature but that does not mean they are bad. Being able to organize, delegate, and keep people on track is not a bad thing; its actually really really necessary in life. Leading and dominance becomes a negative when that leader refuses to compromise or does not have the good of the people they lead in mind.

This is NOT something specific to men. Women are capable of being leaders. The assumption that they cant be is, well, pretty sexist. So the assumption that a woman can not have a dominant personality is really sexist as well.

And the assumption that women can not be uncompromising or have selfish motivation for leading is just as sexist.

Devaluation of Women

Devaluation: the reduction or underestimation of the worth or importance of something.

This is a vague sentiment and because of that, people who push “Toxic Masculinity” mythos can easily dance around and make it mean anything. I can be here for 30 pages trying to debunk this point and I still wouldn’t cover everything thats lumped into this point.

What I can say is, no one who pushes this mentality will accept that “Toxic Femininity” exists despite how its normalized to Devalue Men in the same ways. Dont believe me? Search “Kill All Men” on google.

Extreme Self-Reliance

Self Reliance: reliance on one's own efforts and abilities

How, exactly, is being able to help yourself a bad thing?

Suppression of Emotions

This one. This one. Lets just post the picture from Wikipedia on this with the caption.

‘From a young age, boys are taught to suppress their emotions and display "toughness" in conformity with the traditional Western male "code".’

Now, I think I’ll just leave this here.

If you dont know (you either live under a rock or just dont care which that makes my point for me) this video is from a “protest” against a men’s group who were having a public talk about the SUICIDE RATES among men. Which are really fucking high. She is laughing like a deranged hyena at people killing themselves because they cant get the help they need.

The man in the video; that you can barely here; is stating the suicide statistics and the mental health issues statistics that the group had gathered to discuss and bring attention to.

Red proceeds to sing “cry me a river.”

"Cry me a river” OVER MEN FUCKING KILLING THEMSELVES.

There is something toxic telling men they need to suppress their emotions and it sure as hell aint “Masculinity.”

And this isn’t even touching on how men express emotion differently than women do and they should be encouraged to do so!

Lets move on.

From the “Health Effects” section on the Wiki

Men who adhere to traditionally masculine cultural norms, such as risk-taking, violence, dominance, primacy of work, disdain for homosexuality, need for emotional control, desire to win, and pursuit of social status,

Risk-Taking

If you do not take risks, you do not grow. Taking risks pushes you out of your comfort zone and can push you to new hights or can send you crashing to the ground.

I will admit (and I am saying this AS A WOMAN), risk taking IS a male trait. Women are less likely to take that jump into the deep end. Because of this, there are fewer women who spiral down and hit rock bottom as a result of taking a risk; however, because of this, there are fewer women who end up at the very tip top of progress.

Forgive me for the anecdote but I remember seeing a documentary when I was younger that explained this very well. The clip I saw showed a bunch of kids that were roughly 5 years old running into an arcade. The boys instantly jump onto the game and begin hitting buttons and pulling on the levers while the girls stand back and examine the situation before acting. On one hand, the boys wont be achieving anything because they didn’t realize they needed to put money into the game and, once they move on, the girls can put money in and play and achieve. However, by jumping on the game the boys could have gotten a free play (someone putting money in and then not playing) with the girls missing out for being cautious.

Violence

Moving on.

Primacy of Work

This is a culmination of several traits both above and below.

This is also something that womens rights groups have pushed women to do more often in recent years. Telling women and girls they shouldn’t give up their career in order to have a family. If its ok for women to do it, why is it toxic for men to do it?

Disdain for Homosexuality

This isn’t a masculine thing. This is a conservative thing.

Desire to Win

Again, another concept that girls are pushed to want more and more today and yet its “toxic” when a boy or man does it.

Pursuit of Social Status

Conclusion: Toxic Masculinity IS a Myth

The concepts that are thrown into the “Toxic Masculinity” Myth are either NOT negatives, NOT something only men do, and/or NOT something caused by “masculinity.”

As we move on into the new year I would really like for the idea of Toxic Masculinity to DIE.

Come back tomorrow for more angry goat noises.

[electrificata]

ok @lascapigliata tagged me in a ten-songs-i’m-currently-listening-to thing so here goes (also gonna tag @bruitist cuz he tagged me in this a while back and i never got around to it sorry!!!)

“paper bag” by fiona apple

“the may queen” by robert plant im a led zep bitch always and forever!!!! im sorry!!! i wish i didnt give a shit abt this crusty old fuckers music!!!!

“let ‘em talk” kesha feat. eagles of death metal

“cut to the feeling” carly rae jepsen we are all love carly

“mourning sound” grizzly bear remember what i said abt being in the mood for midtempo car commercial indie rock

“everything now” arcade fire it sounds like abba! suddenly i care abt this band!!!

“happy phantom” tori amos

“stained glass” real estate

that haim cover of “that dont impress me much”

thats basically it so im just gonna use this space to tell everyone to listen to my eternal fav album loveless by my bloody valentine, which is NOT bullet for my valentine

gonna tag @retroactivebakeries @maxrobby @peachpellets

[yeoldontknow]

11 Questions Tag

tagged by @chanyeolingss @kpopfanfictrash and @yeol-stole-my-soul <3333

Rules: 1. post the rules 2. answer the questions given to you by the tagger. 3. write 11 questions of your own 4. tag 11 people

ALRIGHT so i was tagged 3 times with 11 different questions each time so im going to answer all 33 of these and then write 11 of my own LORDY. HERE WE GO

also putting this under a cut cause 33 questions will be a lot

from @chanyeolingss

If you had the chance to do something illegal and get away with it, would you? this entirely depends on what the illegal thing is? like, would i ever cause a person bodily harm? probably not. something less insane and petty? probably. like if i knew i could steal a tv and get away with it, i probably would. 

What do you do to calm down? i listen to music and sit in my room. i light candles. im big into aroma therapy and so i tend to always have lavender or vanilla scents in my space. i pet my cat and make him sit with me. purring kitties lower my anxiety like, a lot. other times i take a bath. If you wanted to, what new name would you give yourself? when i was a kid i hated my name because the spelling always seemed gross to me. for the longest time i wanted to be named Aurelia. im good now tho lmao ive shortened my name on my own to just kat and it suits me Do you use markers, pencils or crayons when coloring/drawing? pencils Of the places you’ve been, which was the worst? honestly i reallllyyy didnt like amsterdam. nothing about that trip made me happy. like im grateful i took the tour of anne frank’s house, but like it wasnt really enjoyment it was just this overwhelming feeling of emotion and trauma. it was beautiful and i wouldnt trade that experience for the world. but everything else was awful. the people i was with was a big problem so id like to go back with a better group and try again.  What’s your favorite Disney movie? always a cross between mulan and beauty and the best Which celebrity do you identify with? i feel like im emma thompson 100% of the time What is your favorite season? autumn, without question the best season What’s the worst job you’ve ever had? my first ever ever ever job was for this newspaper in the town where i grew up. our family friend worked for them and got me the job but it was only supposed to be for 5 days. i had a garbage bin filled with newspapers and i had to hand them out to people. i was only getting paid based on the amount of bins i emptied. i hated every single moment of it. 

What’s the pettiest thing you’ve ever done? im not really a petty person tbh its just that if you fall out of my good favor you will not be allowed back in. my trust once lost is lost forever Do you prefer talking on the phone or texting/messaging? please dont call me unless you need help lmao texting is fine

from @kpopfanfictrash

1) If you could have one superpower, what would it be? my god i want so many but right now its a tie between controlling an element (either fire or water) or the ability to understand every language

2) What was your favorite TV show growing up? when i was a kid there was a show called roswell that aired on what used to be The WB and is now The CW lmao it was awful but i made my mother let me stay up to watch it every monday. i still adore this show even though i KNOW its objectively awful but i own all 3 seasons and regularly watch them when im feeling sad lmao

3) What’s the next trip you’re taking or want to take? IN LESS THAN A FEW WEEKS, I WILL BE IN ST LOUIS WITH @kpopfanfictrash, @the-porcelain-doll-xo, @igot7bangtanbaes and @rudeboywonho <33333

4) What is your biggest pet peeve? when im walking behind someone and they are smoking in my face AND passive aggression please just tell me wtf is wrong so we can move on

5) Tell me one weird habit you have lmfao god i cant believe im admitting this to the world BUT when im stuck and need to think hard on something i hold my boobs pls leave me lmao

6) If your life were a movie, what genre would it be? (comedy, drama, teen horror… LOL) id be in one of those teen comedies. probably john hughes with a DOPE soundtrack

7) Who is one person you find inspirational (real or imagined)? my mother

8) What one thing would you save first from your home, in a fire? my cat lmao but if you mean non living thing my phone

9) What physical feature do you first notice on a person? ears and smile are usually within the same moment

10) What is the strangest thing you have ever eaten? i cant say ive eaten anything strange. when i was in france i had escargot and adored it

11) One thing I would not guess about you by looking at you. ive played violin since i was 7

from @yeol-stole-my-soul

1) What are you wearing rn :))) What’s your go-to outfit? my pajamas jeans, band tee, combat boots - my standard

2) If you could tell your bias one thing, what would it be? i can i tell him a lot of things in one breath? ok here goes: chanyeol, i respect the living shit out of you, but please make sure you take care of yourself like i know its easy to assume your problems are a burden and that no one really will notice your tells but the ones who care about you the most will never think of you as a burden and want to make sure you keep smiling - also please remember to eat well and sleep and hydrate, because if you dont you will get sick and the last thing i could handle on this earth is seeing you unwell or injured because you pressured yourself too much - trust me i do the same thing and that is why i am openly telling you that the people who really love you will understand if you step back so you can regroup 

*coughs, wheezes* i love you so fucking much park chanyeol please take care of you

*gasping* your verse in chill saved my life

*dies*

3) If you found yourself as a character in a story, what role would you probably play (ex. the villain, the hero/ine, the sidekick, the crazy old man…) and why? i know for a fact id be the witty side kick who unwittingly solves every problem just because shes observant and doesnt have martyr vibes

4) Do you sleep with socks on or socks off at night?? socks off what kind of demon leaves them on???? dont trust that type wtf

5) Which meme most accurately describes you?

this image is me at any given time of day

6) What do you want your last words to be? oh for fucks sake

7) Describe your ideal date(?) i’m adding the question mark to pretend this is a question somewhere we can talk - theres a place in NYC thats a bar but also an arcade filled with old old games like the original tekken and street fighter. i like going there for chill vibes and then likely walking along the water pier in central park at sunset. its really quiet in that part of the city and on a date i really just want to talk, get to know you, figure out your energy. if its the weekend id happily head to the IFC center for a midnight showing of a classic and then depart at 3AM feeling like ive actually connected with someone who challenges me intellectually and culturally 

8) If you could switch lives/bodies with one person for a day, who would it be and why? zhang yixing so i could make sure he sleeps

9) If you had to spend 24 hours in a television show, which one would you choose and why? And would you survive lolol? i want to be in parks and recreation so i can flirt with ben the entire show and make leslie angry and then by the end be best friends with leslie and anne and then become a recurring character

10) What’s your favorite quote? ‘But from each crime are born bullets that will one day seek out in you where the heart lies.’ - Pablo Neruda

11) Where THE FUCK is Waldo?? his house, wondering why the fuck people keep assuming he would be anywhere else

11 new questions:

1. if you could learn any language, which would you want to learn and why? 2. you’ve moved into your dream house. CONGRATS! what does it look like and where is it? 3. i’m buying you a drink. what are you having? 4. welcome to NYC! let me take you my favourite record shop. whats that record you have in your hand?  5. pitch me an idea for a tv show - in 6 sentences 6. i’m sorry but you’re dead. what does the afterlife look like? 7. thanks for hanging out with me tonight! lets put on a movie. what are we watching? 8. i know, i know. dating my friends is odd but i love you so why shouldnt this be a date? 9. i’ve taken you to the strand in NYC. its a 4 storey book store that is filled with miles worth of books. we are on the 4th floor, which is the floor for old and rare books. which book are you looking for? 10. i got my vacation time booked! ok. lets decide. where are we going? really! why do you want to go? 11. SHIT! i didnt know you could sing!! we’re starting a band. what are we called?

tagging: @yeolology @kpopandlock @kollectionn @kimnamwho @imdifferentshadesofpurple @oh-beyond @pikayeollie @the-porcelain-doll-xo  @daegusoftboys @baebae-goodnight @igot7bangtanbaes

[kaceybruce]

GWL time.. round 3..

We made it to the Great Wolf Lodge again.. this time it was just our fam jam.. we didnt tell the kids until we got in the car.. and they were beyond pumped.. its weird.. they never get sick of this place! Olive and B have been working on their swimming in lessons so they were PUMPED that they go to use their skills in a pool.. literally all day.. 

we checked in and it was a full house.. it was crazy.. normally on a Sunday you don't have to worry about that.. we had originally booked this for Olives Birthday months before.. but changed it around due to schedules.. and the woman looks at her and goes “ oh my.. is it your birthday!!!!” we look at each other and it takes me a minute.. uhhhh.. she then hands her a stuffed animal and asks if she wants ALL of the front desk ladies to do a birthday howl!!!

she went bright red and I chuckled.. and said.. oh thats ok.. * whispers * she's very shy ;) 

Olive was in heaven of course.. 

we got our room right away.. and brought our goods up.. I knew this would happen.. the FREE upgrade last time.. left the kids with a bunk bed taste in their mouth.. and even though I told them we werent in that room.. we walked in and they were whiny kids who cried and didnt understand.. and you're left as a parent going “ GUYS! WE’RE AT GWL! LETS GO HAVE FUN IT DOESNT MATTER WHERE WE SLEEP!!”  and then under your breath you curse how spoiled they can be and you need to make changes.. 

but you all put on your bathing suits.. in the dead of winter.. looking like ghosts dipped in flour under fluorescent lights and you head on out down to the pool.. 

my favorite thing about this place is the casual ness.. everyones on the same boat.. and it usually involves kids whimpering about not getting everything.. 

we swam.. a lot.. Olive was in heaven.. we ate ice cream.. pizza and pasta by the fire.. a bottle of white wine.. arcade.. and ran around.. these lucky bums were up until 11:00pm and still didnt want to go to bed.. 

STARBUCKS.. GWL knows how to do it..

When we were in the arcade.. Olive players one of those claw games and won a minecraft pig on one try.. the hook got caught on the plastic string tag and we were cheering and laughing.. we looked over at B who was now on a mission.. this arcade is all done by cards you load money onto.. and she went to this big giant claw one that had cupcake pillows.. and this was it.. I tried a few times and gave her the “ its all set up B .. we will never get one” and then we re load the card.. dad tried a few times because she was sulking and sad and she has sparkly brown puppy dog eyes.. and he couldnt do it.. and meanwhile the whole time she is going .. let me do it.. let me try.. and were all.. B this is hard! we want you to have one.. 

shes now Brixton sobbing.. which is all fake but really loud and sounds like a hyena in a dark ally.. and I hand her the card and I say.. ok one chance left.. aka there is only enough money on it for one more swipe” and she runs over. moves the bar.. its a giant claw that wobbles everywhere.. drops down.. we are behind her silently cheering and preparing for more tears.. and this bloody thing catches onto a tag string again.. comes up and its literally hanging by a thread as it takes its sweet time moving to the drop bin.. we are all screaming and cheering now for her and it goes over and drops in the hole.. she whipes out this giant black cupcake donut pillow and goes.. I TOLD YOU!!!!! and runs away laughing.. 

parent lesson learned.. 

and we never heard the end of it all trip.. well deserved of course.. 

they saved up allowance money and bought these bags from the gift shop area.. apparently front desk has fabric paint they hand out so they decorated them by the fire while I ate fettuccini alfredo.. 

we went for their buffet breakfast.. always a must.. ate too much food.. I jumped on fb and saw a snow apocalypse  that had rolled in where we live.. I went up to the room and packed up while they got on their bathing suits with Dustin and the kids went for another round of swimming.. always fantastic after 3 plates of buffet food.. I vowed to finally start working out again.. 

insert signing up for a barre challenge I set for myself..

we packed up.. grabbed some more ice cream.. and head home.. 

by the time we got home.. the giant snow dump they got was melted.. the hail came.. thunder came.. blue sky came.. every weather imaginable was there.. I saw on my couch in blankets.. everything reeking of chlorine.. and enjoyed a monday off from school and work.. 

gwl.. if you book 60 days in advance.. you get a killer room rate.. 

do it do it.. 

[roninhunt0987]

Suzuki’s B-day

Suzuki's Birthday

By: Roninhunt0987

:D hey guys this is RH0987 here and this is a rp based story that Nekorockstarninja and I did together... =3 this is basically in her universe combined with mine but more importantly is in her universe so lets get to it.. XD also hilarity will also ensue.. well kinda.. but yea.. XD enjoy

Characters(C)belongs to their rightful owners

-Dialogue: It was late January when it came. Suzuki’s birthday. Of course the kitty was excited but yet it soon turned to disappointment. Because it seems that the turtles forgot her birthday!!!-

Jared: -walks in with Gen’ichi because they were waiting for them to arrive and also the only ones that made it- Gen’ichi: -sits next to Suzuki- Splinter: -not gonna tell the surprise party thats gonna be in progress at the kato/prower residence- Jared: -same because thats the basic reason he was here to come pick up Suzuki with Gen’ichi and take her there- Gen’ichi: -in his mind: okay here we go- -outloud- hey Suzuki whats wrong?? Jared: -sits down as he is basically playing along on this not to mention the surprise party was Sugar’s idea and said in his mind: best better play along hehe-

Suzuki: its nothing

Gen’ichi: ya sure Jared: -gets a text from sugar and walks off for a moment and that says take her to her fave places and comes back over-  Gen’ichi: -nods to jared and looks to Suzuki- X3 well perhaps spend time with Jared and I to your fave places and such.. i mean ya 21 now that means ya legal to drink and such

Jared: mmhmm

Suzuki:…..no Thanks *gets up* if anyone needs me I will be in my room *walks to her room*

Jared: -sighs and facepalms and looks to Splinter and Gen’ichi- what now…

Gen’ichi: :? kick it up a notch… also soon as this is over with and such knowing sis she’s probably gonna scold mikey and the others out for forgeting Jared: that i am aware of so whats the plan guys.. the plan is that we take her to my home planet and give her a good time til sugar springs the signal out to my phone… so.. any ideas??

Splinter: easy you too. I will take to her. I won’t spoil anything. There’s a reason for this quiet and upset mood and I know the reason why

Gen’ichi: -nods- he’s got a point there dude i think i better let dad here handle this

Jared: alright sounds like a plan take lead master Splinter

Splinter: *enters Suzuki room

-Turtles walk in with Jared and gen are-

Mikey: hey what’s going on here?

Gen’ichi: you do realize suzuki is gonna scold ya guys right Jared: -whispers- its Suzuki’s b-day… its gonna be held at my residence go there because casey and the others are helping setting up and such sugar got me, Gen’ichi and your father to distract her til i get the message to get her over there.. understood??

Turtles: wait what!?

Mikey: it’s her birthday

Donnie: how could we forgotten our own sister’s birthday

Raph: and I yelled at her this morning oh crud

Leo: we are bad brothers

Gen’ichi: sigh no ya not guys

Jared: yea it happens a lot to people okay.. just head to mobius i already texted Sugar that ya be coming over shortly

Gen’ichi: we got this from here k

-The boys leaves for mobius. Splinter walks out of Suzuki room smiling-

Gen’ichi: -smiles- ^^ heh

Jared: =3 alright lets get going shall we… =3 Suzuki’s 21 now i know some places she may try out and such.. so shall we??

Splinter: she’s getting her coat but if she still sad and doesn’t want to do much don’t blame her she loves our Traditions what we do when it’s someone’s birthday. And since we decided to do a surprise party she thinking everyone forgot it except for you two

Gen’ichi: -nods- okay

Jared: -sees Suzuki come out finally and said in his mind: okay all we have to do is keep Suzuki distracted and when i get the message everything is ready we’ll head there- Gen’ichi: -smiles-

Suzuki: dad think it would be good to get out of the lair so I guess I will go with you guys

Jared: =3 okay

Gen’ichi: =3 alright lets get goin

-as they got to mobius on their first stop which of course Suzuki’s b-day lunch and such-

Suzuki: ok so where are we going exactly guys?

Jared: =3 a Buffet restaurant where ya pick what ya want to eat

Gen’ichi: kinda like Golden Corral and such

Jared: =3 i’ll buy hehe its gonna be from the M.E.G.A Military account hehe i usually take my family here when one of them has a b-day today and such

*they get to the restaurant were Suzuki see every kind of food there is from Chinese to Indian. With fruits veggies. And a huge desert bar*

Suzuki *eyes light up*

Jared: =3 well shall we??

Gen’ichi: ^^ hehe.. =3 b-day girl first hehe

Jared: ^~^ hehe well now guess Splinter taught ya well on the matters part

Gen’ichi: =3 mmhmm

Suzuki: if I come back with a mountain full of food don’t judge me

Jared: =3 noted

Gen’ichi: hehe i know i know

Suzuki: *goes off and begins getting food*

-as all 3 are chowing down-

Jared: -eating-

Gen’ichi: -same-

Suzuki: I am loving this place!

Jared: X3 hehe told ya

Gen’ichi: =3 mmhmm

-after everyone ate and everything paid for they arrive at another area which has arcade games and laser tag and rollerskating-

Jared: ^~^ hehe this area is also a good place to celebrate ya b-day at.. =3 it has arcade games like DDR for example and also laser tag and roller skating

Gen’ichi: O.o wow

Suzuki: Jared….your making so happy right now I could kiss you

Jared: ^^; eh heh heh

Gen’ichi: alright which one ya wanna do first??

Suzuki:…..Laser TAG!!!!

Jared: =3 alright lets do it

Gen’ichi: -gets going-

-as they are having a good time-

Jared: -against Gen’ichi and Suzuki and also onto his last life before the end of the game-

Suzuki: *ninjas her way to first place and is behind Jared* I win *shoots Jared*

Jared: XD oof okay good game

Gen’ichi: XD hehe yup

-at rollerskating rank-

Jared: -rollerskating and etc all around-

Gen’ichi: -watching-

Suzuki: *trying to stand in her skates*

Jared: -goes on over- =3 need any help??

Gen’ichi: hu?? -comes on over to provide assistance-

Suzuki: I can balance on a pole but I can’t balance in these skates *nearly falls over*

Gen’ichi: WHOA!! -catches her quickly-

Jared: ^^; heh guess we can go into the arcade games.. =3 i bet you’ll like DDR.. =3 gets the blood pumping and other things…

Suzuki: yeah let’s go Ahhhhh *falls over on her butt* Devil skates!!!!!

both: ^^; eh heh heh

-as they are at the Arcade as Suzuki is doing the DDR song Berry Happy Birthday-

Gen’ichi: -watching her dominate the song there and such-

Jared: -hears his cellphone vibrate and goes out for a moment and checks and sees thats the signal that everything is ready and said in his mind: show time- -looks to gen’ichi and signals him a lil that its time-

Gen’ichi: -nods as suzuki is finished with it and looks to Suzuki- =3 okay lets head on to the kato/prower residence we got a surprise for ya there

Jared: ^~^ mmhmm

Suzuki: alright let’s go

-at the kato/prower residence-

Jared and Gen’ichi: -in the dark room of the living room-

Gen’ichi: X3 well go on turn on the lights

Suzuki: where are the lights *feels on the wall*

Jared: i got it -turns on the lights-

Everyone: XD SURPRISE HAPPY BIRTHDAY SUZUKI!!!

Sugar: X3 hehehe

Jared and Gen’ichi: ^~^ hehe

Suzuki: -surprised gasp doing that surprised mouth gap-

Sugar: ^~^ happy birthday Suzuki hehe surprised ya didn’t we

Suzuki: y-yes you did I thought every9ne forgot my birthday

Sugar: to be honest four of us did

Suzuki: …what

Sugar: now the Turtle heads completely forgot until someone finally mention it to them they rushed over here and nearly wrecked everything trying to get everything just right. Hahaha funny right

Suzuki: *looks to her brothers*

Raph: sis it was our bad really we are so very-

*before raph could finish Suzuki decks him in the face*

Gen’ichi: OOOH!!!!

Jared: O_o oh crap you called it Gen… Suzuki was gonna deck Raph in the face owch..

Sugar: OwO thats gotta hurt

Sonic: Ow right in snoz

Knuckles: O_o well least she didn’t aim low

Gen’ichi: uhh knux she has be more angry for that to happen so yea

Shadow: O_o you okay there Raph?? need an ice pack or somethin

Suzuki:…if you guys were just acting that you forgot I would not have been mad….but you FOUR ACTULLY FORGOT MY BIRTHDAY!!!!! -tears of anger and sadness starts flowing-

Gen’ichi: -blinks twice-

Jared: told ya she was gonna scold ya four a new one

Gen’ichi: mmhmm

Shadow: -goes to get an ice pack for raph real quick-

Suzuki: I Can’t believe you…you….YOU F**KING @$$HOLES!!! *Storms out crying*

Gen’ichi: -worried about suzuki and looks to all four turtles- i hope ya got a plan to make it up to Suzuki… a song of some sort but yea… -goes to find suzuki-

Jared: oh dear -looks to Sugar- come on Sugar lets follow Gen’ichi -follows Gen’ichi-

Shadow: -makes it with an ice pack for raph and gives it to him- you four really messed up big time i hope ya got a plan to make it up to suzuki -goes to check into the kitchen to see if the cake is ready-

Sugar: I should not have said anything…me and my big mouth

Jared: Sugar its okay alright

-as the turtles set up a home video when Suzuki was brought in for the first time and also has Gen’ichi as a kid-

Gen’ichi: -sits down with Suzuki-

Jared: -looks to all 4 turtles and nods to them to start the home video-

Leo: well ummm the party may started rough but we have something to show everyone. Donnie kept all the kitty videos we took as kids. Sis we really hope you like it

Suzuki: *those not even look at leo*

Gen’ichi: -smiles-

TV: -shows a lot of cute videos and such and shows the first video of Suzuki and Leo as Suzuki starts to look to the videos now-

Jared: -smiles-

Leo: ok sis watch goku he is about to become a super syaian

Suzuki: Swuper swyianan

Leo: yeah that right

–

Jared: -watching this and smiles-

Gen’ichi: -smiles as it show him and Suzuki next- X3 hehe thats me as a kid Suzuki and ya actually curled up in my tails there

–

Splinter: with the camera* so she just walked over and fell a sleep on your tail son?

Kid Gen’ichi: ^~^ hehe

–

Gen’ichi: -smiles as it swaps to raph on the video-

–

*Mikey holding the camera*

Mikey: Leo and raph are fighting over the last dumpling again watch

*Leo and raph were fight over a dumpling. When raph had it in his hand.

Raph: Ha! I win- *little Suzuki who was in her high chair eats it out of his hand*

Leo: -starts laughing-

Raph: Wha?!?!?!

Mikey: Sis wins

Raph: No no no I won!

Suzuki: Rwaphie me won *sticks her tounge out*

–

Gen’ichi: ^~^ hehe

TV: -shows mikey’s portion next-

–

Mikey: I am the turtle titan!!!! *in a made up COSTUME out of trash* and my side kick *picks up baby suzuki: Miss whisckers!!!!

Suzuki:*in a baby voice* me beat up the bad guy

–

Gen’ichi: -smiles as it now shows Donnie’s portion-

TV: -shows it-

–

Donnie: *ajesting the camera* hello Science World I am here to do a significant study on a creature that we stumbled upon on our trip to Japan *picks up baby Suzuki* and here it is

Suzuki: *baby noises*

Donnie: I know strange right. Father believes it’s some sort of feline so I’m going to put this creature in a bucket of water *holds her over a bucket of water*

Splinter: *walks in* Donatello what you doing to your baby sister?!?!

Donnie: just some science

Splinter: you will not drop your new baby sister in a bucket of water!!!

–

Gen’ichi: hehehe boy donnie had a chew out of his life hehe

-shows the final portion which is Splinter’s portion of with everyone on Suzuki’s first b-day-

tv: -shows it-

Splinter: Come on sweetie *holds baby suzuki* you know what day it is?

Suzuki: *baby noises*

Splinter: yes your birthday…and you know what you get for your birthday?

Suzuki: *baby noises*

Splinter: that’s right your first toy *hands baby Suzuki a weird patched up cat stuffed toy*

Suzuki: *holds the toy and smiles big*

Splinter: well do you like it?

Suzuki…..aaabaa dada

Splinter: heheh that right-….wait what?

Suzuki: dada

Kid Gen’ichi: -smiles- awwww dad she’s saying daddy to ya

-as the home video ends-

Gen’ichi: -looks to Suzuki who of course is tearing up in joy and also a lil bit of sadness that she shouldn’t of yelled at her brothers- Suzuki??

Suzuki: you jerks *whips the happy tears away with a smile* you had to play The Home Videos card

Mikey: X3 GROUP HUG!!! -goes to hug suzuki- Raph, Donnie and Leo: -same- Gen’ichi: -same- hehe

Jared: X3 hehehe glad it worked out at the end -sees Kimiko coming in with the cake- =3 ahhh here it comes

Kimiko: ^~^ hehe -sets it in front of Suzuki- Everyone: -singing happy birthday and such-

Suzuki: ^~^ hehe thanks everyone you made this day very special

Gen’ichi: ^~^ hehe

-after present time and etc and as they head back to the lair as the final scene rolls in-

Suzuki: -smiles as she is in her pajamas and such-

Gen’ichi: ^~^ hehe did ya had a good birthday

Suzuki: =3 sure did thanks

Gen’ichi: X3 hehe of course

-later on as everyone is asleep-

Suzuki: -smiles as she is sending thank you texts to everyone who celebrated and such she turns off her phone and then lays down as she falls asleep after she turned off her lights-

Scene: -fades to black-

-end-

-happy birthday Suzuki and Nekorockstarninja-

-RH0987 PRODUCTIONS 2019 AND ALSO NEKOROCKSTARNINJA PRODUCTIONS 2019-

Bonus scene:

Sugar: alright give these a shot * holds up a mimosa and gives it too suzuki*

Suzuki: alright *takes a drink but spits it out* Ahhhhh oh my god that was horrible

Sugar: well I guess you’re not a champagne person

Suzuki: *drowns her mouth in water*

Gen’ichi: -anime sweatdrop-

Raph: o_o;;;

Leo: O_o Donnie: O_o Mikey: O_o;;;; guess thats a no go for champagne next time one of us celebrates a birthday

Raph: i would attempt it Leo: uhh raph last time ya attempted something you either got hurt, pranked or worse make a fool outta yourself

Raph: Fair point

Mikey: XD and you got a lotta hair to cover it

Raph: what are ya talking about Mikey we don’t have hair

Mikey: XD exactly

Raph: =w= i am so punching ya when we get back

Mikey: XP

Gen’ichi: Boys knock it off before i knock ya heads together knuckles: you mean like this -does so to mikey and raph-

both: OW!!!!

Knuckles: O_o whoops

Raph: WHY YOU LITTLE!!! 

knuckles: RUNNING TIME!!! -runs like hell- Raph: -chases knuckles- GET BACK HERE!!!

Everyone: -laughs-

-XD end for real this time XD-

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@nekorockstarninja   X3 here ya go i am also gonna place it at toyhouse and FA

=3 placed it here special for you hehe enjoy