#ok sorry for the tmi on the dash.

[artificial-sugars]

trying to not be crazy by not triple texting my butch rn but I want us to be like this in this moment

[marinerainbow]

I just experienced my first ever flirt from a fellow woman at 1 in the morning. And she was very obviously an extrovert, which idk if this is how all extroverts communicate, but- her flirting literally made me go 😳😶‍🌫️😳😶‍🌫️😳😶‍🌫️😳😶‍🌫️😳😶‍🌫️😳😶‍🌫️

[twowink]

hi if you're still taking songs!!! i Love music and i love sharing it even more so i'm going to send a lot of songs. sorry in advance. im adding spotify links for your personal convenience, but i definitely recommend watching the music videos if you want to! i recommend air force one by odd eye circle, in bloom by zerobaseone, give me your tmi by stray kids, tamed-dashed by enhypen, love bomb by fromis_9, and test me by xdinary heroes. <- this is me holding myself back btw. also idk what kind of music you listened to so i kinda went all over the map? but if you gave me a genre i'd be able to curate my recs way more. sorry i get kind of crazy when people ask for song recs i just love music

air force one: kinda catchy

not my thing i think but funsies!

in bloom: kinda catchy

I LIKE THIS ONE fun ...

give me your tmi: ok i really like this

my cousin is a stray kids fan so it is funny bc i think ive heard this from her computer before? and ive also i just watched the mv like hoooly shit the guys from didis computer ... but it is fun i like them

tamed-dashed: not my thing

seems fun but not into it yea hmmm

love bomb: ok i really like this

i think id like it if it was more of a hyper energy pop thing but the vibes are there enough 4 me i enjoyed this one :] also ive liked all the mvs but this one is especialy gorg

test me: kinda catchy/ok i really like this

also super fun !!

[julieterbang]

different anon here. I am a malay myself tapi tak perasan langsung ‘terbang’ tu hahaha. when i first ‘met’ you, i thought it was ur name, Julieter Bang. so whenever u appeared on my dash, i’d be like “oh miss bang is online” 😭

not with miss bang sis lol 😂😂 i surprisingly meet lot of Malaysian here and it's really weird cause Tumblr is not a thing here like twitter /insta or other sec med

Tumblr known to Malaysian as a site to pervert lurking around and their explicit content . so it's kinda weird to most of them when you said i have Tumblr but not other soc med because of reason above

few years ago, Tumblr become known to Malaysian because of sick content with tudung girl etc and my older sister know i have tumblr acc for years. ( since2009) she kinda sus and throwing few shades on me , telling me i have this acc because it's easier for me to watch porn blablabla.

i casually told her you don't even have tumblr acc, but you still watch porn religiously haha. i straightly said to her pornsite exits for a reason and Tumblr is not the only place to watch it . i even have safe mode on for my tumblr to make sure this tumblr is porn free.

i would say tumblr is the best option when you don't wanna connect with your high school friend , teacher and even your once a year relative who keep on asking " bila nak kawen" kinda stuff

ok too much tmi sorry 😂

[drakenology]

good morning, I feel like my uterus is about to jump out my pussy and commit arson.

[joyridingmp3]

shfksksbejkekd

[anemoarchonhoe]

heya! this is not an ask or brainrot, i am just your new follower :3 and i am actually not that new in tumblr but i've just made this account for me to simping my fav characters. this is tmi ig.

btw–

so, i have been enjoying a lot of genshin impact contents in tumblr recently, especially venti's one since i am a simp for him and i relate u SO MUCH 😂 it is insane. i am a bit shocked too when i knew you listen to lunAsmr as well 😍 don't ask why i knew bcz i was totally not scrolling through your tumblr account to find more of venti's content, and spam like them. not at all.

and, i am so sorry if, i maybe, spamming ur notif bcz i cant help it ok. ur content is sooo gooooood *chef kiss*. i even reached ur 2021's contents.

anw! what i am trying to say is, thank you for serving us lots of venti's good soups. i'll wait patiently for your next chapters of ruin bird or maybe the nameless bard that u've been mentioning a lot <3

oh, also! your love for venti is at a normal amount, bcs a simp would do the same as what u did, for example barking their name 😏

nb: i am so sorry if there any mistakes in my grammar, english wasn't my first language so... 😖

English isn't my first language, too, so don't worry about mistakes at all! I won't judge because mine isn't perfect either ☺️

I'm so so so glad to hear you enjoy my content, but really, the anons are the people you should thank. Because without their ideas, I wouldn't even know what to post! I don't mind the spam likes, but it'd be grand if people could spread my mini fics by reblogging, at least.

Thank you so much again for giving my blog a chance to grace your dash. I'm already half through writing my Nameless Bard fic, so please stay tuned!

[ofcloudsandstars]

Hey, dear! I've missed seeing you on my dash, how are you doing? What would you say your summer has been like? Sending lots of love and good vibes!

Ahhh this is so kind! I hope you have been well too. I am working on September’s forecast but I have been a bit slow since I am tired with some stuff going on. I am working on a sacred geometry virtual gallery for the plant alchemist mentor so I have been dizzy with motion sickness throwing this gallery together before the full moon haha. 

Last week I just got back from the most insane adventure that I may probably get around to writing another endlessly long post about haha. (editing this post, it turns out that THIS has become the endlessly long post about it haha so I am having a read more added). CW: sex details. It may be TMI but I added a warning before lol 

  Anyway I was having this mutual attraction with this italian guy I met through work who ALSO has a venus in Scorpio like me. We were going to go on a date but the world succumbed to The Plague. He returned to Puglia to be with his family as he quit the company and his apartment so he can just chill and live for free while he figures stuff out, but he was flirting with me through text all throughout lockdown and begging me to visit him when it was safer to travel so I was like: Oh yeah?!?!?! And I booked a 5 day long first date/vacation to Puglia to be with him lmaoo. Venus in Scorpio is intense as hell but we just be like that. My close aries witch friend moved to Southern Italy with her BF too for the time being so I was like ok if stuff goes south she can come save me but this guy like took me FARRR AWAY on the southern coast like 3 hours from her omg. He booked beautiful places like old medieval stone villas (omg one place had a wooden four poster bed, a stone fireplace with a cauldron and a huge color-changing hot tub jacuzzi next to the bed lmaoooo) and we ate endless seafood and went to the beach everyday. Only set back is we were NOT SEXUALLY COMPATIBLE at ALL and it’s really sad cause yeah I got his star chart and over analyzed it before going over there but sometimes I doubt myself like ohh not everyone is their starchart to a T, like you should give people a chance. But he was  e x a c t l y  like his star chart.

First he has A LOT of trines like a lot of fire energy which is great. He’s super passionate, but the trines means he is too chill and positive which is nice but it means he has little motivation to do anything. (Think when there are great trine transits happening, it’s FANTASTIC for doing magic and manifesting things but those days the energy is so chill and harmonious you don’t even want to do anything and they can easily pass you by.) Meanwhile my chart?? It’s fucking SQUARES ALL DAY BABEY like Squares, Oppositions and more Squares. I have something called the grand cross on my fucking chart lmao. So that means I overthink, I can get stressed easily, my life soundtrack is just this long anxiety ridden drum and base background music as I fucking parkour through endless obstacles of racism, sexism, gender identity, fleeing the states cause it’s becoming a totalitarian government, learning a bunch of european languages and skills in case I gotta flee england next, thinking about the future, thinking about my actions in the present, thinking about how I can learn from the wounds of my past, lmao everything is thought about at least 1000 times. I also have a lot of Saturn energy my chart is Saturn dominant so there is a lot of planning, structure and organizing to me. Meanwhile since he is hosting he never has a plan and is always ‘go with the flow’ so sometimes it makes me nervous cause the first place he booked was some GHETTO sex motel that looked like sex traffic was happening in there and I was in the middle of no where with him and I was nervous like praying to the Spirits of Nature and Venus to help me work this out haha. But it was ok. 

His life is so easy cause he’s like a handsome italian man with a mom that wants him to live at home with her until he finds a wife to mommy him. He never has to do any house work or really any work at all cause his parents will support him cause that’s normal in Italy. Honestly if I got with him I would never get that same treatment I would also be hauling ass in the background to cater to him and our kids until the day I die. He also doesn’t really understand what it’s like to be of a group of people ostracized by society. He is a hot cishet white man and has a whole community of good friends and a mom to support him with whatever he does.

He’s also like really traditional and was raised Christian. I told him I was a witch and he was like ohhhhhhhmyGOddddddd and thought it was fucking weird haha and I was like: YOU NEVER NOTICED ME AND ROXANNE (my aries witch friend who moved to Italy who literally wears massive metal pentagrams everyday) ARE WITCHES?! And he was like: I do not know about this haha. 

Lastly about his starchart which worried me when I first reviewed it is that our natal mars are at a square. I mean I have had sex with someone’s Mars in Aries before and it was great but his sex?? Was TERRIBLEEEE!!!!!!!!! TERRIBLEEEEEEEE OHHHH MY GOD. I am going to add a CW for some sex details in case you want to scroll but like: 

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My Mars is in Cancer so I do like it to be sensual and cuddly with some oral action but he was like so terrible and disgusting and I feel like he probably only slept with girls in his country who may have been traditional like him and never said anything to him cause I am like I dunno how you got away with this for so long having terrible sex like this. Like so grabby and aggressive it fucking hurts like he would have left bruises and I hate that shit like sex is supposed to feel good!! I don’t mind if you grab my ass cause it’s just sacks of fat lol but my boobs have shit in them like glands you can’t be grabbing that!! And sorry this may be TMI but like I’d communicate with him all the spots I’d like him to go to cause they are the most sensitive ones and he’d just ATTACK THEM like some type of police dog sniffing hidden cocaine I am like BITCH CALM DOWN I literally would have to stop him so many times so he wouldn’t hurt me. And he once said: Oh but I like that (being aggressive in bed) and that annoyed me so much I was like: Oh so if you like aggression do you want me to grab and twist your balls in the same way? And he was like: no. lol 

And then his kissing was tErrible. He wouldn’t even start out sensual he would literally just shove his whole tongue in my mouth and it’d be slimy and terrible and tastes like the ash from the weed he’s always smoking and once during sex I bent down to make out with him and he literally just stuck his tongue out in preparation I paused like: NO!!! Like omg he got me so heated I am so heated just typing this lmao. I am also really sensitive with like sensory things and have misophonia so sometimes if certain stimulations are stimulating me the wrong way I get more put off than the usual person and sex is so intimate like every time he grabbed a sensitive part of me I wanted to slap him the fuck back haha. The funniest part though is when I’d give up on him trying to pleasure me (everything was terrible, the fingering was like someone who is in a rush to get the elevator and is jamming the button impatiently; the actual fucking was like.. off beat?? And he could NEVER LAST; he gave me head once but that was interesting I felt like he was trying to karate chop my clit with his tongue lmao I was like please stop omg) I was like fine ok just lie down and I will give you head and we can get this over with.. And when I gave him head for the first time he did not moan or anything he would just say: Mamma Mia!!; and FUCKING HELL it would kill the mood but also I couldn’t concentrate cause I’d be fucking laughing just choking on him laughing like I could NOT. 

-- End sex detail mention lol 

Anyway I am always wary of sex with Mars in Aries people but this experience is going to make me avoid them and have trust issues haha. Anyway I got a lovely free vacation in a beautiful region with incredible food. His friends were nice though my Italian is really terrible and nonexistent (omg also speaking about communication, he forgot most of his english so it was a challenge speaking to him haha). We were both wild as hell to do this even though we didn’t really know each other but whatever that’s the Scorpio in Venus. And in a perfect Scorpio fashion we may never see each other ever again because he may not return to London, I mean we pretty much fell out of infatuation with each other cause of the terrible sex chemistry and the only reason I have to return to that region of Italy is to see my witch friend there but there is a chance she is going to move to London again and she lives in a different city from him lol. 

So yeah I have been quiet over here but this is my current life. If you want to look at the gallery I am working on it’s in it’s rough draft form but you can find it here! 

https://www.artsteps.com/view/5f4946b290389d2f7d705e86

[ze-crow-club]

🥂CONGRATULATIONS!! 🥳🥳

👑 Malec

👀

❤

🍍

Thank you! 💕

👑 Mini rant about Malec:

(Note, this is unedited) Ok so Malec is one of my favorite ships of all time! when I first read COB, I thought that Magnus would be one of those minor characters that would show up in one book never to be seen again. Little did I know.... And now he’s one of my favorite characters of all time! I mean the glitter, dry humor, pizzaz, kindness, and just generally being a bisexual icon, what’s not to love!?!?! And then we have Alec, who I didn’t particularly like in tmi, I mean, he was always so uptight, stuck to the rules, and hated Clary! Now he’s ICONIC and we love the chaotic gay energy 😁 Plus, he’s an INCREDIBLE cousul and he’s done so much for the downworld community and LGBTQ shadowhunters, HUGE GLOW UP!!! So Alec the amazing + Magnus the magnificent = the most chaotic, loving, hilarious, and just all round incredible ship ever. I mean can we just talk about how nervous they were in trsom?!?! They were so terrified to show their feelings toward each other and now here were are after tlbotw and those guys have 2 kids, whom they parent really well! And on that note: MAX AND RAFE ARE THE CUTEST CHILDREN IN EXISTENCE AND MALEC ARE THE BEST DADS EXCEPT FOR MAYBE JULIAN BLACKTHORN I SAID WHAT I SAID. *deep calming breath* Ok, and the breakup scene in the 5th book of tmi was HEARTBREAKINGGGGG omg I was an emotional wreck by the end of that story! I almost threw my kindle, I was that enraged! Cassie can’t just treat my babies like that! They deserve a happily ever after so much! But yeah, I can just imagine Magnus conjuring a bunch of parenting books, and alec reading them nonstop because you know how much he loves rules and planning. And then Magnus has to pry the book from his hands and tell Alec what an amazing dad he is and that he should never worry about parenting their kids and omg i’m getting emotional just thinking about it! ahh I need a scene like thissssss (mental note to write one later) All right and now I really should do my homework so I’m gonna stop here, but there’s plenty more to talk about 😁

👀 First impression of you:

Fun story: so I actually found out about your account through tag games, and I followed you because I thought your content was neat. I thought you were a super nice, unbelievably cool person, which I was totally right about. I was also startled by what a hard-core Drarry shipper you are, but now I've gotten used to all the amazing content you put on my dash.

❤️ aggressive compliment

OMG YOU’RE JUST THE SWEETEST PERSON EVER! LIKE I CAN’T EVEN GET OVER IT! YOU’RE SO ANNOYINGLY INTELLIGENT AND YOUR CONTENT MAKES ME WANT TO GORGE MY EYES OUT BECAUSE I’M NOT WORTHY ENOUGH TO BEHOLD IT! 

(sorry that was terrible, I’ve never given anyone an aggressive compliment before lmao)

🍍a bunch of emojis I would use to describe you/associate with you:

⚡️- because Harry Potter *shrug*

🐍- only because you post a lot of drarry content so I associate the Slytherin mascot with you

😍- You’re just “WOW!”

💖- you just seem like a sparkly pink heart cuz you’re sweet, lovable and unique

🌸- it looks like your header

💧- your name just sounds like water/rain to me for some reason

Thank you so much for celebrating with me! 💕

[jostsaying]

I'll gladly distract you from lecture! Weather, dove, Record Player, Hot Cocoa, valentine, Pearls, seaside, velvet and for Sunset please tell me three books or movies that you feel changed your life

OOF I love you for asking these many questions and I’m sorry I rambled. 

Weather: What do you love most?

This was actually super hard to answer because I tend to be pessimistic but you caught me in a ~mood~ so... I love seeing happiness on others.

Dove: How do you express love?

I wear my heart on my sleeve so I express love verbally, words of affirmation if you will.  

Record Player: Love Songs or Breakup Songs?

Generally breakup songs really sit that sweet spot of just beautiful devastation 

Hot Coco: Three things you love about yourself?

1) Loyal - I’m loyal even though I have been burned in the past 2) I’m good with kids - Being able to see that kids trust me will never get old 3) Idk three things if I'm honest 

Valentine: Do you like PDA?

I like physical reassurance... Like just having someone bump their leg against mine when they know i’m doing something difficult but I don’t really love PDA generally I’m too self aware

Pearls: Do you want to get married? 

Yes, but i understand that it solely because my parents are unreasonably relationship goals

Seaside: Ideal Date?

At this stage of Covid? In person.  I’m tired on FaceTime dates I just want a hug 

Velvet: What is my style?

(Probably TMI) but i have weird self confidence issues so I don't have a specific style its just how i feel in the clothes leaves a lasting imprint.  Like I could have two identical shirts but one might make me feel weird and then I’ll never wear it

Sunset: Three books/movies that changed my life

Ok this was hard too.. 

1) Lets Get Lost - by Adi Alsaid (just never gets old for me).  There is a quote that I can’t remember right now (which is killing me) but the sentiment has never left me

2) Little Women - any version book or movie. Specifically the scene where Laurie and Jo on in the field and she just ~knows~ exactly what he is going to say from the look in his eyes.  I know this seems shallow but I’ve been chasing that feeling for myself forever.  Like I’m tearing up thinking about it.  Theres a scene similar in the second season of Sex Education. 

3) Theres a lot of ways I could go here but because I’m feeling soft today I’m going to leave you with this “Dash and Lily”(Netflix, also a book I need to read) gave me the confidence to move past the fear which is why I’m in the relationship I am in now.

[thetypingpup]

quick warning: vampy gets a little tmi in this one!

you should’ve known either mentioning that or the cruella!au would bring me back 😁. to be honest i’ve kinda just been lurking for a while! i felt there was nothing i could add to the past few conversations and i wasn’t having any ideas of my own!! or i’d only come on here for a few minutes every few days. not to mention that you haven’t been showing up on my dash for some reason! i don’t follow enough people for their other posts to just “drown you out”, so idk what’s going on 😔😔. my personal life has been hectic like always. i realized i was in love with a guy that i’d been crushing on for a while, then soon after realized i have to try and get over him. tw / d**th mention!! and a relative who was a parental figure in my life passed last month so it’s just been a shitshow over here!

so that’s where i’ve been 😅… kinda fell out of kpop for a while too so that can also explain why i haven’t been on tumblr in a bit. but reading these cruella!asks has my mind spinning so i’ll definitely be sending some silly little vampy thoughts in 😁

Omg I'm so sorry to hear that Vampy I'm hope you're doing ok. No yea of course you need to take the time you need. You were dearly missed ttbf asks about you too. Also what is that with not showing up am I a bit shadowbanned? Bc I posted not too long ago and like no one saw it so I had to repost it. Idk what's going on around here. But yup I've been up to my usual bullshit as you can see