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[goosewizard]

hc that tubbo is REALLY insecure about his missing eye, so he wears an eyepatch in new l’manberg and absolutely hates it. it’s too big and garish, it rubs up on his wounds all wrong, he hates seeing himself with it. it makes him feel weak. ranboo notices (of course he does) and thinks that tubbo deserves to feel handsome again. they set off after a cabinet meeting to see if ghostbur has any books on prosthetics.

it should be noted that ranboo has no fucking clue what they’re doing. in the weeks after the plans inception, he has amassed over fifty handcrafted glass eyes, of which exactly zero will work. they’re too big, too small, not the right color. he even managed to make one with a rectangular pupil before they thought better of it. it's a shame, too, that was his best one yet. they're tired and frustrated and the eye collection is really starting to creep him out. ranboo considers asking for help.

ranboo remembers the tumultuous political state of new l'manburg.

ranboo thinks this may be a one-man project.

it really shouldn’t be a surprise that tubbo finds out. they've been practically attached at the hip since ranboo joined, and he was never any good at keeping things from tubbo anyway. they're popping over to ranboo's to get supplies for whatever adventure they're going on today, and the little chest labeled SECRET DO NOT OPEN is too full, propped open with dozens of lumpy glass spheres. tubbo notices (of course he does) and gets halfway through a i can't believe you have an eye fetish before he realizes. ranboo thinks it's a bad sign when he goes silent and an even worse one when his eye goes all misty and aw shit he made the president cry.

he's stuttering through an apology when tubbo's one eye meets their two and he asks is this for me? did you make these for me? ranboo nods and tubbo smiles like a kid on christmas, watery and bright. they've missed that smile. before he knows what's happening, tubbo's tackled them into a hug, sending both of them careening to the ground. ranboo vows there and then to give the man anything and everything he desires now and forever, just so he can feel like this again. not a veteran, not a politician, just tubbo, carefree and kind.

yeah, that sounds like a good life.

as quickly as ranboo went down, he's being pulled back up with tubbo insisting that they try every single eye, previous adventure abandoned. they spend the day like that, going through the chest, laughing at some of ranboos earlier attempts, and screaming with excitement when one managed to fit.

he looks beautiful. more confident, brighter, somehow. they burn his eyepatch that night. ranboo had already gotten him a better one anyway.

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[glossykris]

ok slay

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[thatbitchsimone]

[cconfusedkat]

Woe. Mystic Seller be upon ye 🫴 a design ive been meaning to do since May but i was still rlly new to getting into cotl properly so i had no idea what i was brainrotting about

This devious bastard is the reason why mystic pursuit's a thing. A play on words with Mystic and Pursuit. They are pursuing complete tomfoolery for the reason of Being Bored one day in columbidae (old abandoned nation of Paloma/bishop oc) they know this dream of life is never ending!!

I mainly always draw the middle form cuz its easier and sorta portrays that Oh Fuck Dark Entity That Wants To Rendezvous With Rochambeau

Anyways,, joking aside its kinda partially true that they started revolting out of boredom,, mystic didnt like that their bishop they looked up to was getting closer with the god of retribution (archangelo) so they decided to pull a funny little murder. Or two. Or three. Or four. Or- yeah there were six archangelo lambs (different names & species) so they could get paloma all to themself ,, eventually resulting in paloma running away from columbidae to hide a secret society of lambs,, to THEN paloma getting murdered by shamura (since the betrayal had occurred the same time the murders of archangelo occured && shamura foresaw a lamb predecessing narinder)

With paloma dead, mystic had nothing else to look forward to now; their muse was apart of the burning pyre, and they didn't feel too comfortable worshipping the dead.

Which now lead them to negotiating with shamura. Mystic knew a lamb would come back to success Narinder... Shamura didn't! Mystic didn't tell that to Shamura, so they lied to the spider completely about the future! So fun

Allure, now alive and the bearer of the red crown, stumbles across mystic after they leave ratau's house one night,, mystic says they can bring back their mother (since Zainab/their mother was shot and executed in front of them) for a small price to pay- blah blah blah three requests , continue to bring fake god tears until Allure brings a real god tear , annnnnd thats the main gist of Mystic in this au :-P i think of them like a mix of bill cipher & mahito personality Lol so very different from canon! The fun part

Coming off as kind and all-knowing to Allure, they DEFINITELY can trust an unknown species that went extinct five years ago. Mhmmhm nothing wrong here

[laserdiscsurgery]

[ratphysics]

after the world, the pale

[carrieyouwithme]

[davidlynch-gf]

[anachronistic-falsehood]

she’s got a conspiracy board…..

[buried-l0cket]

Every time there’s new Trigun merch/brand collabs and there’s nothing for milly and Meryl an Angel dies. If u even care

[bongwateriero]

the whiplash i just got when the work playlist went from blind by korn into helena

[fenriskisser]

WHY IS ROBIN SO BISEXUAL. WHAT THE HELL

[s0livagant]

Since when did the Greta tag have 100k followers ??? Hello ??????

[livvyofthelake]

AARON DESSNER????

[daz4i]

CATHERINE TATE?????

[saltythekittypet]

what