#ok ok toodles now

[prisma-palace]

sorry for the recent inactivity this creature has infected my mind and he wont leave or pay rent

[omgitscosmo]

doodles

hi im quite the doodler i suppose

Everything here is screenshots i took

yay!!

[sparky-is-spiders]

Ok I do actually need to work on assignments, but here's a short little thing I wrote about aro Jon. Hopefully later I can come back to it and add a few more scenes and give it a good polish (it's a tad rough lol) but for now enjoy. Fic under the cut.

Warnings for: descriptions of burning (about on par with what happens in episode 67 in terms of severity (w/ Jack and Agnes))

“Oh are you working on- er, is that the statement with Agnes?”

Jon leveled a cold, flat stare at Martin. The kind which, in a better world, would be capable of wiping people from existence. Martin failed to dematerialize. Jon rubbed their forehead.

“Case #0071803, yes. What about it.” It should’ve been more of a question, really, but they just couldn’t be bothered with the inflection. They were too exhausted, and quite frankly Martin wasn’t worth the effort.

“Nothing! Nothing! Just…” Martin trailed off for a moment. Jon briefly entertained fantasies of him turning around and leaving. As per usual, Martin failed to meet expectations. “It seems sort of romantic, doesn’t it?”

What? “What?”

“Well… you know… I mean it was horrible, obviously. But… at the same time it was sort of- was sort of sweet? I mean, he must’ve really loved her.”

Jon took a brief moment to compose themselves, “Martin, that’s-” then another one, for good measure. “She-” The memory of scalding heat, of liquid flesh flowing between their teeth, a searing agony they had never experienced and yet knew intimately-

A deep breath. “Forgive me if I don’t see what’s so ‘romantic’ about receiving third degree burns just for a kiss.”

Martin looks hurt, maybe. Or somehow upset. And like maybe his hurt or upset or whatever else is somehow Jon’s fault.

“But… haven’t you ever-”

And wherever Martin was going with that particular line of inquiry, Jon didn’t need to hear it.

“No, I have not. Now if you are quite finished, I need to get back to work.”

They stared him down with as much ice as they could muster, and at least this time, it had the desired effect of encouraging Martin to remove himself from their office.

***

Somewhere in Jon’s flat, tucked away in some crevasse or fallen behind the sofa, there is a flag. On it, there is purple, fading to white, fading to green. A reckless purchase made upon the news of their promotion, when they thought it might just be them and Sasha and Tim, and perhaps it would be alright, if a few other people knew.

It had arrived in a small package on the first day of their new position, when Jon had learned that it would be Sasha and Tim and Martin. They had considered putting it there anyway, in the little clay pencil-holder shaped like a cat (apparently it had been Gertrude’s, and it was quite possibly the only useful thing she had left behind).

They thought about unknown eyes measuring it. Measuring them. They thought about questions, and unwanted comments, and all the opinions people liked to have about love and sex and abstention from either.

The flag never made it out of their flat.

[woodwood6000]

this isnt too cringe right guys ....

[meteortrails]

never forget that nie huaisang was on that fucking grind the entire lead up to jin guangyao’s downfall… planting a cursed arm in someone else’s house, nailing dead cats to doors to lead the juniors to yi city, annoying jgy at the banquet so his secret office would be empty, bribing SO many people to reveal information at specific key moments??? and finding the time to steal jgy’s moms corpse without him realizing in the middle of all this too!!! truly never underestimate a petty gay bitch who you’ve REALLY pissed off idc if they’ve never done a day of work as long as they’ve lived they’ll learn for the sole purpose of ruining your life.

[raining-anonymously]

the closest things stanley and the narrator can get to a peaceful break are the elevator room and the out of bounds ending.

other places come close, i suppose, but the broom closet—and to a lesser and ironic extent, the break room—frustrate the narrator. the zending is of course designed to be peaceful, but the inevitable finale does put a damper on things.

in the out of bounds ending, you can claim to be sick of the gag, and the narrator will make a fuss about making the ending as miserable as possible, but after he makes up that silly little song about stanley, he’s just quiet. but it’s not an unsettling quiet, like in the skip button and escape pod endings. it’s nice. it’s nice and the music is still playing so you know he hasn’t left. and maybe it’s the autism in me, but sitting in a completely blank room while gentle strums fill the air sounds like sensory bliss.

then there’s the secret elevator you can get on if you do the freedom ending enough times in a row. it’s something to me—that they can only have this after working together for a while, no one getting hurt for once. and then you get in the elevator. there’s no berating for getting off-track or wasting time. there’s just the narrator and stanley together while elevator music plays softly and the narrator hums along. it almost feels normal, like they’re strangers stepping into an elevator at the same time. the ride took longer than they expected and it’s kind of awkward but it’s also nice to get a break from things, you know?

there’s no grand point to this i just think the guys deserve some relaxation time where they’re both doing okay for a while.

[rachymarie]

november daze ☘️🌞🌻🐝🦋

[aeide-thea]

hm love to experience exciting new Health Phenomena

[revenantghost]

About to start sobbing in a Walmart parking lot as I use my precious free time and portion of a braincell to finish up a project I thought I'd have to drop out of

[cathalbravecog]

tbh i wanna talk abt mary one day but i also like tying my archie stuff into it and...im tryna develop that into like. an actual somewhat cohesive story...? i have some thoughts but theyre just not good enough so i dont like talking about it, plus i cannot handle being told i am wrong despite me knowing full well that's just how discussions work however rsd is a thing that exists and. yeah.

but one day i'll get to him i promise. ive never seen anyone else talk about this. i think about mary all the time. honestly i think about all of these dislikes but this one in combination with the second screenshot -

WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU.

also i enjoy the possible double meaning. being pressured and forced but also like.. pressure like Water Physics ? but also COMBINED WITH

GGGGGG..GGG.G.GGHGGHGGGHGGRRRRRRRRRRRR

[rogershousewife]

spoiler for the new american dad episode but UGHH THIS EPISODE DROVE ME TO BITS I LOVED IT.,, i would rant about it but im sure some of my moots haven't seen it yet so i will hold off for now

[dailyharuka]

yap session up ahead (its about the gachas)

i have to save for the haruka 4* in april and then there are TWO haruka four*s in may with one day trip and the rerun of tied by painful hope

tied by painful hope is limited but the other two are event gachas so if i pull other times they wont show up asdjghfahsd so now i have to grind for the haruka cardsa djfhajsdhga I REALLY REALLY WANT THE BEYOND THE ADVANCING WHEELS ONE BECAUSE SHE LOOKS SO PRETTY IN IT??

(page break cuz there is a LOT MORE)

LIKE HELLO???? i also kinda want the bon voyage one

THESE HAS COSTUMES TOO ARE YOU KDDING ME OH MY IM GOING TO EXPLODE

I ALSO REALLY REALLY WANT TIED BY PAINFUL HOPE BECAUSE I REALLY REALLY WANT THE SHORT HAIRED HARUKA CARD???

what i think ill do is pull for the one on april til i get the card then grind for the two in may

based on how much i have by the time the gacha comes out ill pull a specific amount and then stop then grind more and towards the end of the bon voyage event ill analyze how much i have and how much i should pull

and then ill spend the rest on the tied by painful hopes card

i also kind of want to pull for the mafuyu kitty event cuz its ALSO limited but i may just wait for next year to pull if i get all the haruka cards

there is ALSO an evillious chronicles rerun in may so hopefully that doesnt tempt me to make a detour

I ALSO MIGHT PULL FOR THE HONAKANA WEDDING EVENT BECAUSE THOSE CARDS ARE SO PRETTY?? HELLO??

i might get tempted to pull for the crying mafuyu card in july

and then ill grind for all three haruka bday cards in october because you know what happened LAST OCTOBER??? 70+ PULLS AND NOTHING I WILL NOT LOSE THIS TIME. I REFUSE. I ABSOLUTELY REFUSE TO LOSE TO THE HARUKA KIRITANI BIRTHDAY CARD THIS YEAR

I WILL GET THE SHINY BIRTHDAY CARD

and then i might pull for darkness fiesta mafuyu on the rerun but thats aside the point

and then right after that they have the niigo world link gacha... AND THEN THE SANRIO CARDS??? AJHFDJASHFA THEY HAVE A RERUN FOR FLY TO THE FUTURE IN DECEMBER BUT I ALREADY HAVE THAT CARD!!!! IT ONLY TOOK LIKE FOURTY PULLS (which isnt that bad)

wait i think im missing cards

THERES THE SPORTS EVENT

ughh its in september so i wont have as much saved for the bday cards as i want BUT it IS permenant gacha so ill probably do controlled pulls

and then obviouslt theres brand new style with the new fits but thats just two stars

THERES *TWo* IN OCTOBBER ARE YOU KIDDING ME I CANT

and then theres valentines day card and the one from the minori event that just happened

hoping haruka comes home in the first few pulls so i can pull for other characters too

i honestly just really want the overly luxguriys night the IF card and the bday cards the most (AKA THE LIMITED ONES)

oh yea and the new years one (theres a rerun for it in jan) SIGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

btw im basing all of this off the japanese gacha schedule so if they change it when doingi things on en i will explode

honestly im hoping i dont get too tempted to pull for other cards from characters i really like but i only really like two characters to want to pull for (being haruka, duh, and mafuyu) hOWEVER i may also go for wondersho world links cuz MAN those are so cool

I LOVE PLAYING CARDS SYMBOLISM

OMG WAIT the card where she (hrk) broke the door handle is also a perment card so i dotn ahve to worry abt that TOO much WAIT AND SO AS WELL AS THE UPCOMING TWO CARDS?? WAIT WHY IS THE WIKI CONTRADICTING ITSELF?? anyways i NEED the birthday cards

[ptompetompetomalleyways]

phoebe bridgers what have you done

also hozier. lad. bae. double you tee eff man?!?!

[enchantedsunflowerkat]

MOSQUITOS PLS GO SOMEWHERE ELSE THANK YOU KIND REGARDS KAT

[toodles021]

SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK‼️‼️

hey queen I'm going to need you to go to sleep. go to bed.

[sparky-is-spiders]

I need to write about JE but my professors want me to do homework.

Ok ok. Ask me about:

Jon Isolation AU

Space Illness AU

Accountant AU

Subway Monster AU (it's not REALLY about the subway monster but I don't have a better word for it lmao.)

Or send me whatever soap opera nonsense plot you can think to involve JE in. The more drama the better. Gimme something to think about during my work shift