#ok maybe im going a little wild on the baking ingredients

[six-demon-bag]

nothing like going on an emotional online ordering spree, except its all things ive been meaning to order for months anyway. so its responsible . nearly

[damfangirl08]

Please tell me about a random Linked Universe headcanon you have (Its ok if you dont want to, no pressure)

ooooo i have a fun one! Its kinda multiple ones shoved into one but oh well

The chain's weird relationship with food

Im mostly doing the timeline order because im lazy and unoriginal:

Sky: He can kind of cook but he only ever makes one kind of soup or one singular type of meat in a specific way. I dont think the achademy would let them go off not knowing how to cook. He makes for a good back-up cook and the rest of the chain can be sure he will not put anything weird in it(unless Wild is "helping"). He isnt really that picky, but he doesnt like all foods either. He eats what he is given and likes most of it but i feel like his spice tolerance is shit. They did not have many spicy things on Skyloft. Will not eat Hyrules cooking.

Four: He can cook decently, but he cooks better if he splits, because if not he has to deal with the colors agruing because they dont agree on what type of food is best. There is a 50/50 chance wheter it ends up good or as a weird abomination with too many different types of flavour. Will eat most things but will not eat Hyrules cooking.

Time: He does not care. He can hypothetically cook but half the ingredients end up on the ground or eaten before he can even start. Is not picky at all, this man drinks poes, he will eat Hyrules cooking. And he will not complain at all. He also loves sweet food.

Wind: can make easy fish dishes but he has to have instructions. He is very good at cooking if he can follow step by step directions but he will probably get bored after a couple minutes and start messing with the recipie. He is not that picky and he probably would eat Hyrules cooking, and if there is something in his food he doesn't like he will not tell you because his grandma raised him to be polite.

Twilight: he can cook about as well as Sky, maybe a bit worse. The food he makes is either too bland or too spicy. He will eat a lot of things, including bee larvae, and Hyrules cooking. He probably wont complain either.

Legend: He is actually a really good cook, but he cannot cook over a campfire. Give him a kitchen and he can make amazing food but oveer a campfire? He could probably make something but chances are it would either be burnt or taste like how a campfire smells. He loves baking like his uncle taught him and hes very good at it. I dont get why so many people give him zero spice tolerance but i think Wild would stuff goron spice into something and Legend would just go "This kinda tastes like a subrosian dish" and keep eating. Chances are he would eat a rock roast too. He will eat Hyrules cooking and compare it to food from countries he traveled to. Him and Wild sometimes bond over recipies.

Hyrule: Cannot cook at all ever. Do not let him cook. Ever. He will eat anything. The only reason he hasn't died from food poisoning yet is because he can heal himself. Has probably made a living chuchu out of dinner once.

Warriors: Can make shitty army food that doesnt taste good but is 100% eadible. He could probably make something in a kitchen but he "doesnt have the time" even if he isnt doing anything important. Will not eat Hyrules cooking nor half the things Wild suggests making. Always keeps jerky on him, especially after seeing Hyrule cook.

Wild: amazing cook, however he can and will decide to spontaniously pour goron spice into the food hes cooking. He loves cooking and he is the designated cook for a reason. But the others are often scared he will put something weird into the food because he eats like Hyrule. He will eat Hyrules cooking and he will like it.

Bonus:

Ravio can bake a little bit but he is a lot better at mixing up fun smoothies, milkshakes, or similar things.

None of the Zeldas can cook for very different reasons. Sun can almost cook even if it tastes boring, but the rest? They either suck because the cannot cook at all even if they try(Dot, Dawn), they are used to others cooking for them(Dusk, Athena, Flora) and some dont bother trying to make "good" food because they would rather make "fun" food(Fable, Tetra). Aurora is an outlier who can cook easy meals but usually doesnt cook.

Shadow cant cook.

Malon can cook better than anyone else.

Groose is a great cook.

Linkle is almost as bad as Hyrule.

Myth can bake but cant cook, and Ballad cant do either.

[herakosmos]

matchup exchange w/ @lovetsuki! 𐐪𐑂

ty sm for asking to do this matchup exchange w/ me🥺🥺 <333

pls do check out her beautiful blog im literally jealous of her theme 😭

if you want to do a matchup exchange with me pls dm me! <3

i match you up with . . .

miya osamu!! 𐐪𐑂

✰ when i say osamu fell hard for you i MEAN it

✰ he isn’t the type to fool around and get into a bunch of relationships, so once he found out he was developing feelings for you hot damn you bet this boy was shitting himself just a tad😭😭

✰ osamu loves food, so once he got a taste of that lovely cake of yours boy was he WHIPPED

✰ plus the fact he loves how more chill you are. kinda like a girl version of him yet wants to know more about you

✰ he may look super calm and maybe even emotionless, but he’s always thinking about you. like if someone were to even mention you his attention would shift immediately to them😳

✰ when confessing to you, it’ll be very short and sweet 

✰ (atsumu might even crash the happy moment lmao)

“i like you”

✰ lemme tell you his palms were getting so sweaty he was bouta DROWN in sweat LKNDALJD

✰ once you said yes you swore you could see sparkles in his eyes AWHH

✰ learning more and more about you was his favorite since he was intrigued about you ever since you guys met🥺

✰ when finding out about how people had broke into your house before, he gets even more protective of you than he was before. he’ll always reassure you verbally saying that he’ll make sure nothing would happen to you and that it was going to be ok

✰ what can i say, this man would do the dirty work for you by checking the whole house and locks, so you won’t have to worry about anything :((

✰ even though he may seem laid-back, they shouldn’t be fooled. this man is literally 6 feet tall and can beat a person up if they make him that angry or provoked, so don’t worry baby will protect you with his life even if you don’t want him too🥺

✰ osamu isn’t really into pda or very touchy touchy interactions, so it’s actually perfect for the both of you since physical affection isn’t your thing haha

✰ although you guys do settle for light pecks here and there and pats on the head :)

✰ i feel like osamu would be more of an acts of service kinda guy with a sprinkle of words of affirmation

✰ he loves to compliment you in the kitchen and sometimes even brag to his small friend group about how skilled his girlfriend is as a baker

✰ when going to the grocery store to buy more food, he’ll casually stroll to the mini stationary section to buy some cute stickers and a shit ton of jolly ranchers for you haha

✰ absolutely hates it when you neglect your health for weeks because of stress :(( always brings you your favorite meals and writes heartfelt messages to remind you to take care of yourself🥺

✰ one thing i can see you guys doing is little bake off competitions in the kitchen kdjwasof

✰ don’t get me wrong he loves your cakes, but when he gets to compete against you, he gets really competitive 

✰ it’s actually so funny to see him all worked up because he starts to loose his filter and shows how frustrated he is. the fact that you guys also invited atsumu to judge is so hilarious because he’ll blame everything on him

✰ osamu loosing his cool🙈🙈

✰ things we’re getting a little WILD at caillou’s house

“WHERE IS THE DAMN EGGS”

“atsumu you fucker i know you hid my eggs now give it back”

“why would i hide your eggs bruh IM THE JUDGE”

“BECAUSE YOU WANT MY GIRLFRIEND TO WIN NOW GIVE IT BACK”

✰ little did he know it was hiding behind the flour on the counter this whole time

✰ you would just be there whisking your ingrediants unbothered AJDNWDJB

✰ gets kinda selfish with food, but shares with you and only you 

✰ osamu is also a pretty sleepy boy, he takes long ass naps and is really hard to wake up. your method is to just bring food purposely close to him and the dude will wake up in a matter of seconds haha

✰ of course picnic dates is a MUST for you two!

✰ most of your guy’s dates always ends up just being a very chill and quiet walk in the park, then setting up your little picnic date :))

✰ usually osamu insists on you baking a cake for the mini date instead of store bought ones because nothing can compare to your homemade ones

“honey you never disappoint me in your cakes, they’re always so delicious”

✰ feeds you lovingly and then proceeds to converse about almost anything. osamu loves these kinda dates because having peace and quiet with you was a must

✰ 100% does bets with you over food😭

“if i win a game of basketball with you, you owe me mcdonalds”

✰ he always mentions about how he wants to open up a store that’ll sell both of your guy’s creations. honestly he doesn’t care if it’s a weird combination he’ll make it WORK

✰ during matches, his mind usually drifts off thinking about you and your infamous cakes and atsumu has to slap him back into reality JAJXJX

✰ PLEASE go to his matches with enough food for both of you guys to share, he’ll literally be the happiest man in the world

✰ his pet names for you would be “honey” “sweetheart” “hun” AND when you guys are alone he’ll use “baby cakes” totally didn’t make them food related✨

✰ you being a pisces and him being a libra means a fairly solid matchup!! <3

✰ they will tend to engage in a calm and chill relationship. the amount of peacefullnes in this pairing will bring such a high level of understanding for each other. both signs take love seriously and enjoy a deep and meanignful connection!

bonus!

heres an anime relationship type gif that i just think you two would do 🥺