#ok its only pretty close. thats fair.

[wovenstarlight]

okay that's enough work on the meta let's go do a bit of translation work to get back into gear on that [immediately a jinjae food scene] [voice cracking] motherFUCKER

[seokgyuu]

There is nothing worse than wanting what isn't yours. Sunghoon is your roommates boyfriend. He is also the one thing occupying your mind ever since you first laid eyes on him. And never would you have guessed that the feeling is mutual.

Pairing: Sunghoon x Fem!Reader (minor Jake x Fem!Reader)

Contents: Cheating!! I don't condone cheating in real life, but decided to have this be the main theme of this story, work of fiction!! be warned!, jake plays a big part, calls reader pretty girl, roommate is named yeri but pls don't picture rv yeri thats my baby ok? SMUT! MDNI

Smut Warnings: making out, dirty talk, usage of the words "sweetheart, "baby", "princess", "good girl", fingering, unprotected sex (wrap it before you tap it friends), creampie

wc: 3.7k

a/n: i know i said my first ever enha fic would be the heejayhoon fic but... here we are now. sunghoon has been on my mind too much and he needed to be let out, ok!! pls don't cheat on your partner ok, sunghoon is not doing things correctly here but oh well, what can we do. thanks for reading <3

It’s not fair, you think. How she gets to sit on his lap, how she gets to run her fingers through his hair. How right now his hands are on her hips and how he holds her so close to his body, his eyes following her every word. You wish you could tell him. How she has been seeing this other guy behind his back. Nothing physical, you think, but still. You wish you could go up and tell him she’s not being entirely faithful. But you can’t. It’s not fair. 

She says something and he laughs and you finally turn away to grab the drink Jungwon has poured you ages ago. He is too busy talking to a girl you don’t know to notice you haven’t even taken the cup. You bring it to your lips, letting all of its contents run down your throat in one go. Maybe getting drunk is the only way you’ll survive this stupid ass party you didn’t even want to host in the first place. 

“Slow down, pretty girl,” you suddenly hear a voice next to you and you almost choke. It’s Jake Sim, his best friend. 

“What?” You put the cup back down and look at him with one brow raised. Jake chuckles, pushing a hand through his soft looking black hair.

“There is enough alcohol for everyone, no need to drown it all in one go.”

“Maybe I want to.” You challenge him with your eyes and he takes the hint, smirking as he grabs the bottle of vodka that's standing on the counter. 

“I got you, pretty girl.”

Talking to Jake is fun. He is fun. He is also handsy. After five minutes of talking, he has his hand on your thigh, looking at you attentively as you tell him some story about you in middle school. You’re feeling hot all over, but it’s not because of Jake or his hand or the way he looks at you. It’s because of how he is looking over.

Park Sunghoon. Still with your horrible roommate on his lap, with his hands still on her waist, with her mouth so close to his ear you’re sure she’s saying the dirtiest things to him right now. But he is looking at you. 

“How do you know Yeri?” Jake asks then, bringing you back. 

“She’s my roommate,” you explain and take a sip from the drink Jake mixed for you earlier. His eyebrows shoot up.

“Oh! You are her roommate!” He grins, “I knew you looked familiar.”

“I did?” You wouldn’t have bet on Jake knowing who you are as much as you wouldn’t have bet on Sunghoon visibly being bothered by you talking to his best friend. 

“Yeah. Sunghoon mentioned you before. Showed me your insta.” You can’t hide the surprise on your face.

“He did?” Jake chuckles again, leaning forward, his mouth almost as close to your ear as Yeri’s to Sunghoon’s. 

“He mentioned you’re not that talkative. He also mentioned you like to look at him. And you know what I think? He enjoys it when you do.” 

You hate your treacherous heart for beginning to beat quicker. Why would Jake say that? Wasn’t he hitting on you? Mentioning what Sunghoon liked or didn’t like - wasn’t this… counterproductive? 

“Why- why would you tell me this?” You finally ask back, looking at Jake with wide eyes. 

“Because,” he begins to explain, his hand wandering further up your thigh, making you gasp, “because I know that he likes looking at you, too. And I never liked Yeri. You seem much nicer than her.”

His breath is still hitting your neck. His touch is soft and while it should probably feel more sensual, it doesn’t. You realize his plan, realize that he is doing this because he knows Sunghoon is watching and you feel your cheeks heat up. 

“If you let me kiss you now, he will for sure come find you later.”

In retrospect - maybe it was a bit naive of you to just let him kiss you. Or well, for you to kiss him as a response. He could have played with you, could have used the knowledge that you wanted Sunghoon to his benefit. Something about him, though, made you feel like you could trust him.

Jake is a good kisser. He knows where to put his hands and how to suck on your tongue in a way that doesn't feel like too much. He knows how to turn his head and how to make you crave more, knows exactly how to make it look believable - so believable, Sunghoon can’t concentrate on Yeri on his lap anymore, on how she kisses his neck and whispers things into his ear he’d normally eat up, things he would normally be excited to hear. 

It’s not fair, he thinks. He’s not being fair. This has been going on for way too long. At this point he should just break up with Yeri as he had planned months ago. But he’s just a weak man and Yeri knows him too well. She’s not a good girlfriend and he’s not a good boyfriend, but never would he ever cheat on her. Or so he would like to think. Because right now? Looking at you on the other side of the room, your hands buried in Jake’s hair and his hand on your thigh, so far up it’s almost underneath your god forsaken skirt - he wants nothing more than to drag you into your bedroom and show you he’s better than Jake. 

The thought scares him enough to stop Yeri in her motion and excuse himself to go to the bathroom. 

“Wanna meet me in my room in five?” Yeri giggles in his ear when she’s off his lap and Sunghoon tightens his jaw. 

“I think you should entertain your guests a little more before you leave to your bedroom.”

Yeri pouts up at him when he gets up.

“But Hoonie…,” he knows her antics, he knows them well enough, probably better than anyone. What normally would have worked right away, doesn’t this time. He shakes his head and just walks off, making a pit-stop in the kitchen to get some more alcohol in his system to survive the night. 

-

Sunghoon knew it was bad, he was bad, when he walked into you in nothing but a short towel wrapped around your body two months ago. It had been totally out of his control - the way his body reacted to see you in your almost naked form, water dripping from your hair onto your shoulder, over your collarbone and down your chest. You suddenly became so much more than before. He had found you cute before. Cute and funny and nice. Never had he seen you as anything but his girlfriend’s roommate. You and Yeri weren’t even really friends, more like in need of each other. Yeri’s old roommate had moved in with her girlfriend and so the room became vacant. You were the first one to apply and stayed. This had been six months ago.

And now? Now Sunghoon feels more drawn to you than he had ever felt to Yeri and it drives him crazy. That is why he is drowning two shots of tequila in the kitchen with Jay and Jungwon and that is why he practically hides behind the door frame to watch you and Jake make out. He knows it’s not fair to be jealous. He also knows he probably shouldn’t watch the way Jake is kissing you, the way you are kissing Jake, because all it does is make his body burn. 

He finds himself wondering what you taste like. If you like the way Jake tastes. He’s pathetic. Pathetic and a horrible boyfriend. Sighing, he finally moves to the bathroom, glad to see there is only a small line he has to wait in. Crossing his arms, he leans against the wall, trying to forget the visual of you and Jake but failing miserably. Maybe he should have told Yeri to meet him in her bedroom after all. He could have taken his pathetic jealousy out on her. Just fuck her until he forgot. Imagine it was you instead. 

“Jesus, look at those two,” a voice rips Sunghoon out of his thoughts and he turns his head - immediately regretting his decision. 

It’s Jake and you and he has you pushed against the wall right next to the kitchen, kissing you hard and you kiss him back, hands on his nape and Sunghoon feels like the universe is out to get him tonight. Why the fuck would you follow him outside? Why couldn’t you have stayed in the living room, why-

He stands up straight again. 

You followed him outside. You are making sure he sees you. 

Sunghoon doesn’t have a coherent thought left in his brain. His legs carry him to you and Jake, squeezing through people he doesn’t know and then he is right there, his hand landing on Jake’s shoulder, squeezing hard.

“Heeseung is looking for you.” He says with a blank face and Jake parts from you, needing a few seconds to realize what’s going on. The moment he recognizes Sunghoon, he has to try really hard to suppress a smug smile.

“And that can’t wait? Kinda busy here, mate,” Jake raises his brows. Sunghoon’s jaw tightens once more.

“No. Said it was urgent. Better look for him.”

The apartment isn’t that big. There is a kitchen that’s separate from the living room that does house a good number of people. Jake has just seen Heeseung there. Talking to some red-head and most definitely not looking for him. Grinning after all, Jake nods and turns his head to wink at you quickly before finally taking off. 

“So,” Sunghoon starts, eyes traveling from the back of Jake’s head to you, “Jake, huh?” 

There is no chance in hell you can respond to him. In all honesty, you hadn’t really believed Jake’s plan would work out. Sunghoon getting jealous and stopping you from making out? When Yeri is right there? It seemed absurd. Apparently, though, it wasn’t. 

The surprise on your face is clear as day and Sunghoon scoffs, shaking his head.

“Is this how you want to get my attention, sweetheart? By making out with my best friend?”

Sweetheart. 

“I- I didn’t-,” it’s no use. Both of you know exactly why you had kissed Jake, why you had followed him into the hallway. 

“You didn’t, hm? Didn’t mean to kiss Jake? Didn’t kiss him just to make me jealous? Or what?” 

He’s so close to you now. Too close, if you think about it. What if someone sees you? Sees your roommate's boyfriend this close to you at her own party? 

“Sunghoon, I really don’t-,” you try again, but this time Sunghoon’s hands grab your waist as he pushes himself closer to you, your breath hatching in your throat.

“Don’t lie to me, princess. I can see it in your eyes. Fuck, I can see it in your eyes everytime I’m around. You want me, just admit it.”

Your skin is burning where he is touching you. His eyes are staring into yours and you wish with all of your being he wasn’t who he was. 

“I can’t. I- I don’t want you, Sunghoon, you’re not mine to want.”

Your words reach his ears but they don’t make sense even though they should. Looking around, Sunghoon grabs your wrist and drags you to your bedroom, holding out his hand.

“Keys, I know you locked it.”

You stare up at him, lips trembling, knowing better than to give in. 

“Sunghoon-,”

“Give me the keys, Y/N.”

The way he says your name has your knees growing weak. Swallowing, you let your hand slip into the pocket of your sweater, handing the waiting man what he had asked for. 

Without a word Sunghoon unlocks and opens the door, pulling you inside behind him, hoping to god no one paid you any mind. Once the door behind you shuts, you feel your back hit it, feel Sunghoon’s breath on your face, his hands back on your hips, the look in his eyes wild and angry and so full of want it almost causes you to whimper. 

“Do you want me to be yours to want?” He asks with a raspy voice and his fingers dig into your flesh. 

“Does it matter?” You reply quietly. 

“If it didn’t I wouldn’t ask you, sweetheart.”

“Stop calling me that.” You immediately say, your thighs pressing together traitorously. Sunghoon catches your movement and he lets out a breath.

“Why? You like it?” 

He is so close to you. So fucking close. You could count every single mole and freckle on his face if only you had the strength to look at him for longer than two seconds.

“Sunghoon, please. Y-You’re Yeri’s boyfriend.”

“That doesn’t stop you from staring at me whenever I’m here, does it?” It’s wrong. He knows it and so do you, but it just feels too good. His hand moves from your waist down, sliding in between your thighs to part them. You gasp, eyes widening when you feel his fingers trailing up your thigh.

“I- I am not- I would never, Sunghoon!” 

It’s a light touch, but it’s right there on that one sensitive spot on your inner thigh. Sunghoon bathes in the way you look, the way your breath hitches when he touches you.

“Yeah? What was that, baby?”

“‘Am not staring at you!” You try to shoot daggers at him through your eyes, but all that reaches him are silent pleas to touch you more. 

“Is that right?” Sunghoon leans forward, his free hand now cupping your cheek, thumb softly caressing your face.

“Not staring at me, hm? Not wishing it was you on my lap instead of Yeri, no?”

“No! Of course not, I-,” you gasp again when he moves his hand further up.

“Stop lying to me, baby. Please, I need you to be honest, need you to tell me how much you want me.”

His voice is deep and his begging almost brings you to your knees. While the rational part of you tells you to push him away, the irrational part tells you to stay right where you are.

“I- what about Yeri, Sunghoon?” Your hands find place on his chest and he bites down on his lip, softly shaking his head.

“I’ll break up with her. I promise, princess. I just need you to tell me exactly what’s on your mind, please?”

I’ll break up with her, the words echo in your head over and over. You should think about this more, you know you should. And yet… 

“You- You are, Hoon, you are always on my mind.”

“Fuck, princess, tell me more. What am I doing in your mind?” His nose touches yours and the hand that was on your cheek moves down to your neck, a shiver running down your spine.

“Doing everything you do to her… to me.”

“Keep going.” His instructions are clear, but with the way his hand has now reached your throbbing core, with how his fingers glide over your soaked panties, feeling just how fucking wet you are for him, you don’t even know how to say your own name. 

“You kiss me, not her. You… touch me, not her.” The words stumble out of your mouth and Sunghoon breathes them in, his cock hard against his jeans as he lets his fingers push your panties to the side, feeling your warm and soft folds right then against his skin. He groans, head falling onto your shoulder.

“Shit, you’re so wet, baby, fuck.”

You whimper when he finds your clit with his thumb and you would have landed on the floor, if his arm hadn’t wrapped around you just then.

“Sunghoon…,” you breathe out, but he just shakes his head, kissing the side of your neck.

“Am I touching you like this in your mind, baby? Am I making you this wet?”

As if to accompany his words, he pushes one finger into you and you cry out, hands fisting the material of his shirt. 

“G-god, yes, just- just like this, Hoon.”

He’s dizzy, you are making him dizzy. Your smell and the way you feel around his finger, your voice dripping in pure lust, it’s about to drive him fucking insane.

“Fuck, you’re gonna be the death of me,” he mumbles before finally kissing you, his lips devouring you like starved man, a moan escaping and landing in your mouth. Every bit of composure that might have been there a second ago is now gone. Your arms wrap around his neck as he continues pushing his finger in and out of you, your small whimpers getting caught by his busy lips. 

Sunghoon thinks you’re like a drug. Now that he’s got a taste, he can’t stop, he can’t get enough. He licks into your mouth to taste more of you, pushes another finger into your sopping pussy to prep you for his cock that is aching behind his pants. There isn’t much time, he knows someone will notice if he’s gone too long. 

“Been dreaming of this, Hoon, need you so, so bad.”

Your whispered words are like a prayer to Sunghoon. He moans against your lips and wraps both of his arms around you now, your cunt feeling so empty without him all of a sudden. You cry out when he puts you down on your bed and kisses you again, his hands busy getting your panties off your body, leaving your pussy bare for him to dive back into with his fingers. 

He kisses you again, his tongue circling around yours, his lips hot and red and perfect against your own. Nimble fingers slip underneath his shirt, caressing his soft skin as your hips move against him, his fingers even deeper inside of you at this angle. You whine into his mouth and Sunghoon bites down on your bottom lip.

“Gotta have you, baby, gotta fuck you, yeah?”

“Yes, please.” 

He rids himself of his jeans and boxers, pushing them down enough for his cock to spring free, his eyes taking in your body, your face, the way you look wanting him. How many nights had he wished it was you underneath him? Cursing under his breath, he pushes you further up the bed, your head landing on the pillow behind you, gaze wide as you watch him lean forward, his soft brown hair falling into his face. He doesn’t waste any time, pumping his cock a few times before lining himself up with you, easily slipping into your wet heat. 

“Kiss me.” You whisper and Sunghoon’s eyes fly open, sinking into your further as he leans forward, his lips catching yours in a sensual kiss. Your legs almost automatically wrap around his waist, helping him to completely sink into you. Moans are exchanged between the two of you and your fingers grab Sunghoon’s hair, pulling his head back so you can kiss his neck. He hisses, hips beginning to thrust into you, your tongue lapping at his skin. 

“Fuck, you’re so perfect around me, sweetheart. Never had a pussy better than this.”

He grabs your hand and pins it over your head, eyes wild as he stares down at you, his hips beginning to move mercilessly, cock hitting you right where you need him to. It takes everything in you not to scream for him, your eyes rolling back and your back arching, wanting more of him, wanting all of him. 

“Hoon, am already close,” you admit with your face hot and Sunghoon moans once again, letting his head fall down, back between your shoulder and neck, kissing your skin.

“Yes, baby, want you to cum on my cock.”

It’s true. He doesn’t think he has ever wanted something as much as this. His words are like a spell, your pussy clenching over and over again as your orgasm erupts you, making you cry out in pleasure, your hands flying to the his back, hips moving rapidly against him, basically fucking yourself on his cock through your orgasm and Sunghoon feels like he is about to pass out. 

“Good girl, such a good girl for me, fuck.”

He kisses you again, lust and want mixed with desperation as he continues to chase his high, twitching inside of you, your walls tight and warm around his hard cock. If he could, he would fuck you for another six hours, but he knows tonight is not the night for that. Fuck, he’s gonna need to get you a new apartment, he needs to get you as far away from Yeri as he possibly can. 

“Want you to cum in me, Sunghoon, please, make me yours, fill me up, please.”

Black and white dots appear in front of his eyes when you whisper these words in his ear and he can’t do anything but have your wish be his command. He curses your name once, twice - then he cums, thick stripes of white filling your awaiting pussy, the feeling of being filled by him getting you over the edge a second time. You can’t help the loud moan this time, can’t help clawing your fingers into his skin underneath his shirt. He rides out his orgasm and your legs fall off his waist, overstimulation hitting you and making you whine, Hoon kissing your neck and your cheek and finally your lips as he pulls out, quick to part from you again to look at how pretty your pussy looks filled with his release. 

“Fuck, sweetheart, I could look at this forever,” he mumbles, sinking down to push two fingers inside you, stuffing his cum back in. You gasp in surprise.

“Park Sunghoon!” 

He laughs, looking up at you with his bangs hanging in his face.

“Need to make sure it stays where it belongs, princess.”

Sunghoon breaks up with Yeri the next day. He takes you apartment hunting an hour later. Safe to say Jake’s plan worked out. And he won’t ever let you hear the end of it. 

[doodlebeeberry]

It's OSC gift exchange number 4, baby!!

Thats right folks!!! once again so so excited to host the gift exchange, hopefully itll be yet another fun one! :D

doing things slightly differently this year: if you wanna join you can just fill out this google form! You can also still join by replying/reblogging/dming me with what you'd like if you prefer to do it that way though.

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Entries close November 28th at midnight (est)!

For those not in the know, the gift exchange is just what is sounds like! Upon joining, you tell me what you like to see in you gift. After, you'll be randomly assigned a giftee, and will make a gift for them based on what they've requested. When the day comes, you'll post your gift and @ the person it's for!

The timeline this year looks like this:

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[gabessquishytum]

Maybe an already discussed God!Hob au but i still have it in my mind. Like. Hob who is a minor god over something like a forest or a warrior path. He's pretty used to being overlooked but thats ok! He's doing what he loves! And one day while he's tending to his duties, Dream and Death of the Endless roll in and hes like 👀 should I run? I should run. And Dream taking one look at him and Immediately wanting to whisk him away. But Hobs like Dude. We just met. We both have work to do. Meet me again in 100 years if your serious. Then starts the epic courting of these two immortal beings. (And if calliope is in it too all the better)

Hope you get feeling better friend!

💳 anon

Akajdjfkgkg thank you so much my love this is wonderful!

Hob is a god, sure, but he's only like... 5000 years old! He's still just a little baby in terms of immortals. Dream is literally billions of years old. It's like a fresh faced 20 year old being approached by a very rich, very powerful and very attractive old man. Hob is very confused and... OK he's a little turned on, but he's been alive long enough to take it reasonably slow.

Dream wants him right now, no hesitation, no time to think about it, but ok. Ok. He can wait 100 years, that's a blink of an eye to him. Whatever.

(He totally spends the whole century stalking Hob from a distance and leaving him increasingly elaborate gifts. Hob just smiles and shakes his head fondly).

Hob shows up for their date after the century is up and Dream, who has been very very patient, honestly... sweeps him off to the dreaming immediately and offers him all the riches of the universe. Hob (still scared, still confused, now very very turned on) gives him a smile and a kiss on the cheek and says why dont they get dinner together first?

Calliope is watching the whole courtship like its a soap opera and laughing as Dream is forced to ~take it slow~ and do vaguely normal human things (because Hob enjoys human things! In his role as a god he's very close to humanity). She decides that she needs Hob as her bestie immediately, and with Dream’s ex wife now in the picture... its fair to say that this soap opera ain't getting less dramatic any time soon!

[tetskuro]

Hii do you think you could please do a romantic matchup (haikyuu) for me 😊? my pronouns are she/her and i would like a male pairing 💕Im kinda introverted, like i wont go up to anyone to talk unless theres absolutely no people i know and i hate being alone so sometimes i have to make new friends/ when im with my friends i walk so close to them like i have no sense of personal space 😔.. I dont really talk a lot unless your someone that i feel comfortable around and even then i like listening better than talking most of the time. For hobbies I nap a lot 😭 and bake and cook and i also like to go swimming, beaches, and sunbathing. In a partner I look for someone that likes to talk a lot and someone thats more extroverted so its easy for me to get comfortable. I also need someone thats okay with affection since i love physical touch. And on a date I think somewhere like going to a mall or just like walking to the park and when we get bored of that walking to get food and when were done walking to the gas station yk? omg stop i typed so much sorry 😭but i hope you can get to my request thank you💕💕😊

your matchup is...

hinata shoyo

⭑ we all know that hinata is very extroverted

⭑ he'd have no problem walking up to you and just start chattering away

⭑ point in case was when he went up to kenma without even knowing who he was or the fact that he played volleyball

⭑ you have no sense of personal space? hinata doesn't mind that at all

⭑ in fact, he thinks it's great being in such close proximity to you and often hugs you and has his arms around you at any given chance

⭑ he's completely fine with you being more of a listener bc hinata can yap enough for the two of you

⭑ LOVES beach dates omg

⭑ if you were interested, hinata would want to play beach volleyball with you and would teach you how if you didn't know already

⭑ if not, you'd be sunbathing while you watch him play and he'd plop down beside you once he finally tires out (that might take a while though so fair warning)

⭑ he'd totally collect pretty seashells which he gives to you later saying that they reminded him of you

⭑ one time though, he accidentally picked up a hermit crab shell and got freaked out when he saw legs peeking out from the shell

⭑ would join you in swimming, you'd just have to be ok with being splashed in the face every so often

⭑ if you ever baked something for hinata, he'd be so touched and nearly bounce up and down out of giddiness

⭑ would insist on sharing the food with you even if you intended it to be for him only bc he thinks you should eat some of the wonderful food you made as well

⭑ he'd definitely wanna bake and cook for you in return

⭑ hinata can be a very spontaneous person so you guys mostly go wherever your feet take you without really thinking too much

⭑ he'd love going to the mall with you bc there's just so much do to and see

⭑ side note, i feel like hinata would be a big fan of gas station slushies and would always get the biggest size available

⭑ he'd also down them super quickly and complain about getting brain freeze

⭑ he would just find so much joy in doing anything as long as it's with you

your matchup runner-up is nishinoya yuu

[mara-and-its-the-same]

living in the past, it's a new generation - tell me as much as you want to about yourself and I'll make a mood board of what i imagine your past life would be (i'm obsessed with historical fashion, let me indulge myself)

this is so creative oh my goodness how do you come up with these??? also i went a little overboard while talking about myself i hope thats ok<3

i'm an isfj, and i'm fairly shy. i have anxiety, and i get really quiet in social settings- i have 3 close friends who mean the world to me, and i'm part of a really small friend group but i value individual friendships much more because of how intimate they are. i listen to music quite often, read too much (i get caught up in books really easily), listen to a lot of music - taylor swift wrote mirrorball for me - and i'm an academic validation girlie. my aesthetic is somewhere in between coastal granddaughter and coquette- i kind of dress like rory gilmore, i wear flared jeans a lot and floral or lacy tops. 

i use she/her pronouns, and i'm straight but mayyybe bi?? i like to think i'm feminine- i love perfume and lavender and candles and claw clips and locket jewelry. i'm 5'2, petite, and i have medium-length hair that's light brown in the winter and strawberry blonde in the summer (idk but something about the sun changes its color, i don't know how). i'm really fair skinned, blush easily, and i have a few freckles- i get sunburned really easily so i try to take really good care of my skin. my teeth aren't very straight but i like to think it's a cute little character flaw haha.

i'm a ballet dancer but i also ice skate for fun, and i play touch football in the spring. i'm also obsessed with pearls. i write a lot as well- mostly poetry, but i don't post it on here lol. i adore pretty trinkets and dresses, iced matchas from starbucks, gracie abrams, romcoms, and pale pink converse. my favorite show is gilmore girls & anne with an e, and my favorite movies are little women (2019) and dead poets society. thank you<33

babe, why do we have the same hair except mine is only red because it's so stained

And also, don't apologize for talking about yourself. This is science, I need DATA!!!! It's also an excuse for me to know you better<3 (this is also gonna be lowkey fantasized because old times be rough and I'm not gonna put your past self through that) We are here for lighthearted gaiety!!!! Nothing more, nothing less!

Anyway, I got carried away and made a pinterest board rather than a mood board, sorry, but anyway, absolutely 100% certainly late victorian ballerina

I kinda feel like its low hanging fruit cus like, you said you love ballet but honestly I was thinking it the whole time, I just got lucky when you confirmed it el oh el

I think you wouldn't be nobility exactly, but like gilded age and whatever, you'd have money so you get a fancy education and excel in all your courses but then you start ballet and you're definitely better than everyone there too. So you eventually become on of the most famous ballerinas and duh everybody wants to be you or be with you but you're like naaahhhh I have enough friends, thank you though. BUT THeN! One day, at some dinner party your obscenely wealthy grandma is having in your honor at her beach mansion house (because you're the bestest ballerina of them all) you meet gaspspps A Devilishly dashing (person of whatever gender you're feelin, I won't tell you what to do) and it's a relentless back and forth of will-they-wont-they and your friends all say yes but you say no because "they're probably just like everyone else, they don't want me for me, they want me for what I do, what I could offer them"

BUT THEN! dun dun dun,,,a totally random accident that happens out of nowhere and is completely unrelated to dance (i'm hella superstitious and if you think i'm putting that out there? Haha no way), leads you to an early retirement because you still love to dance but the fame isn't all you bargained for, so you move to the seaside and DUN DUN DUN! Who comes to visit??? Your beloved suitor!! and then you have a beautiful life filled with perfume bottles, lockets, lavender sprigs, and beach picnics <3

ummmm I got very carried away but i hope you liked it <3

[squid-ink-symphony]

im really liking story mode and splatoon 2 in general so far, and i just got to the 4th area, so here are some random thoughts i have on it in no particular order.

I rlly like that Marie is basically the only other character here. I may be biased cuz she's my second fav character (shiver is number one ofc) but i just rlly like her commentary. But not have Callie here to also say random stuff is kinda sad..... Like at first i was like yessss lets go only Marie(no offense, i love callie). But i miss her :(

I may be one of the few sheldon enjoyers as someone who actually likes reading all his dialogue, so i appreciate him also being here.

THIS IS HARD. I know i suck at video games... but some of these levels just feel so LONG. And making me fight enemy octolings with a charger is evil. Anyway yeah i need some easier levels spread out between these like splat 3 had. Cuz this is..... not good. I have to keep taking breaks cuz the long levels do be mentally taxing. Like hello this is funny squid game i cant be bad at smth intended for kids. I havent straight up failed a level yet but ive come close.

Hello?????? The ruins of ark whatever its called salmon run map is so cool????? Why dont we have this in splat 3 yet. Its so fun.

speaking of salmon run, not being able to throw eggs or have the movement of splat 3 is so cursed. like, what do u mean thats not a thing????

Yeah the not being able to do the lil charge thing up wallls is so unsatistfying.....

I had to play as a guy cuz i wanted my splat 3 hair. (the ponytail) which i dont usually care about in games, but the girl inklings have cuter voices.... Oh well i am a dude now lol. Luckily gender is a game to me so i dont actually care other than the voice difference

Pearl and Marina my beloveds.... HOW COME WE DONT DONT GET STAGE SPECIFIC DIALOUGE IN SPLAT 3????? not only do deep cut not get many chances to speak in story mode they also have repetitive news segments...... so sad.. its ok i still love them. But yeah i love these funny creechurs. why are they like that. they say so many insane things. pearl and marina are so funky :D

Forcing me to use the hero charger for certain levels is so evil and messed up. I only like dualies, rollers, and sometimes brella. They cant do this to me.. I cannot aim....

As with splat 3 i am enamored with the backgrounds in the story mode levels themselves. i love just wasting like 5 mins just staring at them. I want to make literally any of them my desktop background but idk how to get a good pic of them.... man especially the upside down city looking one in 3. its so pretty and just UGH ITS SO GOOOD/

I am so poor..... what do u mean clothes cost money/?? i have to play the game??? all i want is to dress up my funny lil squid... i need a splatoon spinoff that is just a casual game thats like a dress up/room decoration game. maybe w like a cooking minigame too. thats ideal. like animal crossing or smth but squids. Shooting ppl is stressful.... (dont ask me why i play splatoon if i dont like combat cuz its scary. i couldnt tell u)

WHY ARE ALL THE INK COLORS IN THIS GAME SO MUCH PRETTIER THAN THE SPLAT 3 ONES???? ITS NOT FAIR. Some of these blue's are so pretty... i want...

none of the multiplayer maps have rlly stuck out to me in any way. Like they all just kinda feel the same lol. I think like maybe one or two i thought were cool? but idk the names. i def like the aesthetic of a lot of them.

I wanna just try all the weapons and specials but noooooo i gotta level up. just gimme everything ok

i also wanna explore the stages but as far as i know there isnt recon. I was just gonna do a private battle but turns out u cant do those w one person. And i was so excited cuz there were splatfest stages availbe too...... so sad i just wanna check out the maps but idk how to/if i can do that.....

the amount of times ive fallen off the map in the main level select area of story mode is more than i can count. its not even funny at this point

I also just cannot find some of the scrolls/sardines in some levels despite playing them mulitiple times. Not to just expose myself as incompetent over and over today, but i am 100% gonna need to look up a guide cuz i do not have the patience for this.

Also the rhythm game is surprisingly one of my fav things so far??? Like i am having the most fun ever with this thing. I want it in splat 3 so bad w all the new songs. Its actually just so fun. Like idk maybe better than story mode somehow. Maybe i just have my priorities wrong tho lol

Anyway yeah tats all i have 2 say for now... I think. idk im having fun w the game so yeah

[lovphobic]

10 13 20 26 38 and 49 for all of them, or if not, whoever you want to yell about most (^:<

SO MANY!! (explodes)

10. What kind of jokes make them laugh?

sildraste: in my head i imagine her as a very stoic person. closed off and reserved. no vulnerability. but thats not... necessarily true? she'd probably like.. jokes that dont really make a great deal of sense, or jokes we think are absurd. think feeding the donkey a fig and washing it down with wine :') - thalya: she is VERY pure of heart. and very childish. almost every good natured joke will make her laugh. knock knock. whos there. owls. owls who. yes they do. (loud, from the heart laughter. knee slapping) - morant: it is SO hard to make her laugh. it has to be a GENUINELY funny, original joke. she takes herself too seriously sometimes - valdys: she'll laugh at someone tripping on the sidewalk (not out of meanness) and also "deez nuts". she's like.. the other side of thalya in a way. except shes more immature than childish LMAO

13: Describe your character's typical wardrobe for the regular day

OK so i am NOT great at describing clothes myself, so this is going to be very image heavy

sildraste: i have been workshopping her outfit for two years now.. and i still dont really know. im kind of tinkering w the idea of her being more feminine presenting? not sure how i feel about it just yet bc, as i said, i cant facking think of outfit ideas. anyways, that being said: outside of the Usual Dnd Chaos And Battle, like.. After her story is said and done. i guess i could see her in something like this for sure. DURING her story.. i hope u do not mind me not using my entire brain for this one question and instead using an existing picture... but something like this maybe! - thalya: pre sildraste it was something like this for sure, just replace the skirt for whatever the dnd equivalent of jeans would be LMAO. but post sildraste i can imagine it as something like this. i can definitely see her reverting to pre after everything is said and done though :^) - morant: you know, for a character that is pretty much my self insert.. my mary sue... she does not dress like me at all! shes very dark colors, slacks and long jackets/cloaks. think this and this. i hate to say it but shes definitely d*rk ac*dem*a. - valdys: MODERN 70s!!!!!! COLORS. BELL BOTTOMS. FLARE SLEEVES. LIKE THIS!!!! she is the only one i know FOR SURE. shes definitely modern, like what we'd wear today. but w the SPICE and FUN of the 70s

20: Does your character have a comfort item?

sildraste: oh you KNOW its thalya's necklace. as destructive as it is (which she doesnt. like. Know.) its definitely her comfort item - thalya: i think either she doesnt have one, or she is a bit too new for me to have figured an answer out! so, right now, she does not! - morant: dagger :) i havent figured out the importance yet, but its there - valdys: in direct mirrorage of morant.. there is ZERO importance at all to her item. she just thinks its neat and it brings her happiness. her chicken plushie. i imagine it looking something like this. this answer may change in the future but it is what it is for now!

26: Are they an animal person? Do they have pets?

sildraste and morant i wouldnt say are animal people. they Like animals, but i cant see them owning one. i could only see them owning a pet if its co-owned with their respective partner

thalya is DEFINITELY an animal person. she may have been a jeweler's apprentice but she also spent a fair bit of time with the farm animals of the town, helping out and being a general ray of sunshine always. no pets though, currently - valdys would have a cat 100%. one of those stupidly fluffy white ones that shed like a motherfucker. this cat. specifically.

38: How does your character unwind after a long day?

sildraste: ngl she probably gets wasted. it is what it is. always been like that. get her some therapy - thalya: quite the opposite. probably takes a nice bath. rose petals if the day was especially long/hard. - morant: she doesnt. she just goes to bed - valdys: most of her "long" days come from her mothers bullshit. she makes little imaginary vlogs for her imaginary audience alone in her room which 100% consist of what would be called trauma dumping. JGHDKJGHDK

49: What is your character's biggest fear? Most irrational?

sildraste: funny that. its losing thalya. LOL. shes a very rational person for the most part though. despite everything - thalya: she definitely has fears.. but how do you in sound mind have fears when you were this close to being dead. in comparison that makes whatever fear(s) she has seem so infinitesimal. her most irrational though is probably just.. being hated. nobody hates her. shes not a hateable person. which in itself is... something to think about. how can a person have Nothing to dislike. what are you hiding. what are you compensating for. - morant: dying <3 but i think valdys is her irrational fear FKJSDHFJKSAHFUIASHJFKSDH. morant "HATES" her and thinks valdys also hates her. but valdys is stupid pining. morant though. thinks she is plotting to murder her in her sleep. there is miscommunication here unfortunately. she is stupid - valdys: shes pretty fearless i wont lie. but the answer would probably be being misunderstood. she doesnt always come off on the right foot. but shes earnest. her irrational fear though..

ok i cant think of anything. so sorry. but i got to the end and this is the only one i said "hard give up" on. so please applaud me

[minarcana]

📂📂 two for laurel, two for uri, two for esti, two for rusi'a OWOWOWO one sfw one nsfw >w>

TEE HEE

sfw batch

laurel worked as a dockhand in Limsa before picking up the axe and starting traveling around. She hung out there for a couple years after the Calamity. As such she's well-known around the various shops in Limsa, being the only Viera worker for a while. Combine that with her connections in the Maelstrom and the Warrior frat, she knows more or less every roegadyn in Vylbrand.

Urianger keeps stashes of snacks whenever he holes up somewhere. The cookies that the pixies like pranking him with are lavender shortbread, bought from the Crystarium, because he cannot cook for shit himself.

Estinien has a tendency to vastly understate things when hes trying to pick adjectives. in the sense of like. say if you asked him how your outfit looked, what he means is 'yeah looks great' but what he says out loud with his mouth is 'looks ok'. because he just tends to go 'i dont wanna overstate i dont think' and then picks a quality indicator about three degrees below what he means.

Rusi'a's favourite fruit is apples. they get along pretty well with the gridanian apple farmer because theyll do harvesting work in exchange for keeping some as snacks. despite being a catte, fruit is their favourite and they can be bribed with fruit as well as having a tendency to offer fruit to other people as a peace offering/attempt at consolation.

nsfw batch

laurel learned what a strap was and where to buy them and only got more powerful since. she has a slight kink for making her partner cry from being overwhelmed. the only people on the planet she'll willingly sub for or give oral to are merlwyb and haurche. merlwyb just unlocks something entirely deranged in her where laurels just [dreamily] id let her tie me up to discipline me haha. none of these are connected thoughts but thats okay.

urianger likes kissing very much, but feels that it requires being in an actual romantic relationship(tm), so since a majority of his pre-canon sexual experience was entirely no-strings-attached hookups he didnt get to really develop a sense of what he likes self-indulgently. for ships taking place on the blog generally there tends to be occasional urianger apologizing for being demanding when his 'demands' are like. 'i want to be close to you'/'i want to exclusively occupy your attention for a while'/'i want you to kiss me'. HE thinks hes being demanding since its not a casual hookup where he's solely focused on mutual getting off, but its mostly he is just. letting himself be a sub and affectionate fjhfjdkjdjslf

i shockingly dont have a ton of nsfw headcanons about estinien because no one has fucked him! he hasnt been fucked yet! someone come in here and convince this dragon man to rail you! he has none experience and so in order to figure it out i gotta write it. he has a weird thing with blood where sometimes he gets dragonbrained about it and bites to draw blood and lick it off. sometimes he uses too much force, oops. if his partner pays too much attention to his body, especially the scales hes had since he picked up the Eye, he gets uncomfortable.

rusi'a is very prone to hooking up with people, especially if they need a nice bed to sleep in while theyre traveling about. generally its benign, but if someone annoys them they'll steal their hookup's wallet. this happens a fair bit in uldah. they do this in part because its a good way to sleep somewhere comfy since theyll say theyre gonna stay the night before they go home with anyone, and in part because they are factually a slut

[iron-sides]

@suzaojou sorry to pull u out of replies but i am a yapper at heart and ur askbox was closed so

especially 90's shonen

ok so i have really not seen a lot of 90s shonen so i cant per se dispute this but i would like to point out that like. how relevant is 90s shonen to the current anime fandom landscape? like, a fair few are considered classics sure but of the top 10 list i looked up bc i couldn't think of any (i confess i prefer shojo) i mostly recognized shows with modern remakes?

the original post was talking mostly about modern fandom culture and the big shonen fandoms rn are jjk, bnha, csm, one piece (which is a 90s shonen to be fair but its also one piece), demon slayer, hunterxhunter (which again to be fair is a 90s shonen remake). of these: ive heard jjk has good girls, bnha has good girls, csm has good girls, and demon slayer does too. idk abt hxh or op but like do u see my point rn? most of them have interesting female characters & id argue if u only watch anime with bad female characters thats maybe a user error

Take Sakura, literally only became a ninja because her crush was gonna become one, it took freaking forever for her to gain any interesting powers.

idk man i havent seen naruto bc its pretty universally agreed to be not very good also i just googled it and it came out in 2002 so idk if thats counts as a 90s shonen? but idk as i said ive not seen much 90s shonen or naruto so youre the expert here

MHA has an interesting problem in which the female characters are very well written and likable but isn't it interesting that none of the main girls are powerhouses.

ochakos been a powerhouse since the sports festival what are you talking about. she had that whole fight with bakugo remember sure she didnt win bc hes the 2nd most important character in the whole show but she definitely proved she has what it takes and then some and not to MENTION toga??? sure horikoshi underutilizes them but horikoshi underutilizes all the side characters imo

The physical designs are a whole different beast.

yeah no the physical designs are a whole other thing bc its crazy to me that we never discuss the fact that kirishimas is just as revealing as momos but ig thats fine because hes a guy. and sure it IS different but thats more a conversation abt fanservice & its place in anime than about fandom misogyny imo

[misogynistic person who is biased against women and favors men in all circumstances] wow it's so crazy that in literally every show and book and movie ever made all the male characters are likable and sympathetic but all the female characters are shallow and irrational... obviously this is the fault of the writing and nothing to do with me

[deutoplasmic]

AWWW SHY SUKAI,,, i dont trust ruki with hot objects but maybe hes well practiced,,, and shion with a pencil scares me LMAODJDKDJS

yup we’ve got tons of languages!! i only know filipino though bc im from the capital city 😭 but yea we’ve been colonized by spain, the US, and japan its been rough for us. most of our precolonial history is gone and we’re still lowkey a US military asset so we’re real screwed if the US and china go to war

YEA CHINESE NETIZENS DID THE MATH ITS CRAZY the ones who allegedly got rigged in tend to differ depending on who does the math but pick i have who got rigged out is hiroto (who was in jo1’s season and also boys planet and will be debuting soon in nxd) but concerning age,,, cpop isnt too strict on that compared to kpop and jpop. theres still that age pressure ofc but cpop tends to praise people who actively go against the status quo (ie masculine female idols, lolita girls, idols like 胡烨韬 who are as androgynous as you can get) there was even a trainee in 创造营2019 who was born in 1985 and he made it to the finale. there was some criticism ofc but he was mostly praised for being brave enough to keep trying

PLSSS the only was i can justify kyosuke’s strength is that he used to sell wheelchairs lmao im sure lifting wheelchairs into cars takes some strength

junmin!! hes the oldest member of xikers (and one of the shortest lmao) hes so cute tbh hes a bit like a yorkie,,, yappy,,, tiny,,, agile,,, he sings the first chorus of do or die. his voice always sounds like that

yea unis is crazy lmao a lot of filipinos like them because they have filipinos but. other than hyeonju theyre all just so young to me

HFNDJDJDJ HONESTLY I GET YOU if i mess up that far down a project. thats between me and god now 😭 but thanks for the compliment hdnsjsjshsjs

and i gotchu if u ever need to either yap or listen!! i can do both 💪

LMAO our politicians do the same thing dw 😔

also unrelated but someone said rihi looks like wolfgang from animal crossing and now i cant unsee

listen. you can never know how old ruki actually is in this au. tbh he probably says he doesn't know but he damn well does, down to the day and all.... but ok fair :rofl: i cant remember can anyone in jo1 draw????? i can only think of rihito and hes not in jo1 LOL

that's still impressive as hell....!!!!!!!! not the colonising bit the knowing filipino bit :sweatdrop: i hear just about all that's left of old filipino mythos are just scraps which is super super sad.... and yeah no you guys are absolutely done for if that ever happens. prolly become cannon fodder or smth. yikes

DID THE MATHS LOOOOOOOL the one benefit to have been a victim of one of the world's most demanding academic systems :rofl: RIGHT i'm pretty sure china was all over 刘逸云 back in the day. but it's cool to see things like that! most of my knowledge with chinese girls in the entertainment industry are conventionally pretty feminine girls like angelababy and like 白鹿, so the more you know! also 胡烨韬 is SO PRETTY wOW??????? 1985 omg good for him :handshake: nice to see especially when the other parts of east asia think that youth is paramount lmfao.....

OFC and his history as a baseball club member. or hes just built like that. who knows. its his redemption for being in bottom 3 ini quiz score LOL

love a short king lmao and youre so right he DOES look like a mini dog. he's got a set of pipes LOL but i admit i can't really hear much about his voice bc of the distortion :sweatdrop:

wait omg i forgot about that LOL there's like 2 filipino members right. and speaking of the philippines. what is a jollibees ive heard of it but never known what it is

OFC if you cant tell its wrong that closely then theres nothing wrong at all full stop!!! average crocheting experience!!!!!

thank you !!!!!!!!!! multitalented fr !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and wow i think its a trend to have incompetent politicians thats crazy :rofl:

oh my GOD actually theyre so right............. wait..................... no way.................. its actualyl him omg

[remain-uknowable]

I don't think I know how to get close to people :/ im really lonely. I also haven't really been feeling love. I don't mean romantic im talking familial and platonic. Im not sure whats wrong with me. Well like people are aplatonuc and afamilial sometimes or got other stuff going on and thats perfectly valid and fine but im not like that. No im getting irritated at every little thing. I don't even know why im irritated!! This has been slowly getting worse for months it plagues me the same way an intrusive thought does!! And i just keep faking it!! Nobody knows im like this!! To be fair, everyone else is going through much worse shit. None of this matters cause things are looking up for me and i need to just screw my head on right. I have no reason to be like this i cause all my own problems. The least I can do is be of some use and try to make things a bit easier for people. Thats my only redeeming quality anyways. And I fail to show up like that in my real life. So mabye I don't even have that going for me. Im pretty selfish I think. Im very self centered. I suppose thats what happens when you spend a lot of time thinking to yourself. I worry that Im not showing up for my friends for the right reasons or how im supposed to. But im trying. I can't make thier problems go away like i wish i could. I wish we could all hang out and be ok. And I wish I could be closer with them. Im worried that if i was id hurt them somehow though. Im getting closer. And its scary. But I know that its my selfish desire showing through. Cause secretely i want to be loved and feel love and i wanna be close to people. Ill have to prepare and be the best person possible. Or can i even do that? I fail so much thats not feasible is it? There will probably be a certain point ill have to tread carefully. Very carefully. Figure out how to be authentically fake. Because i know damn well i don't deserve them and so ill try to be the person that deserves it.

[pesterloglog]

Aradia Megido, Dave Strider, Tavros Nitram

Act 5, page 3481-3492

apocalypseArisen [AA] began trolling turntechGodhead [TG]

AA: hello!

TG: hey

AA: i think its absurd i never introduced myself to you in all that time i spent moping around the lab

AA: guess i wasnt in a very good mood

AA: hi dave my names aradia

TG: christ

TG: youre a fan of one of my websites arent you

TG: what asshole gave you my chumhandle

TG: also what was your favorite thing i did you liked

TG: and what did you think was so great about it

TG: also

TG: asl???

AA: um

AA: 6 a girl and a place very close to you

AA: in fact

AA: i could visit you right now if you would like

TG: oh holy shit ok youre a troll

TG: only trolls say theyre six i dont know whats up with you and that dumb fake age

AA: to be fair it translates to the same age as you which at the moment is 12 is it not

TG: makes no sense bye

AA: understanding disparities in the flow of time should be easy for people like us let alone understanding disparities in such pedestrian things as units

AA: i am 6 sweeps old one sweep is a little more than 2 years you dummy!

TG: cool story

AA: look it is either the truth or i am just someone who is being a bit playful what is the harm in that

TG: ok so 2=6 awesome joke hahahaha

TG: or wait maybe it was just a waste of time

TG: you people think im made of the stuff

AA: :D

AA: i know you arent

AA: but i am

TG: what

AA: maid of time

AA: whereas you are the knight of the very same cosmic faculty

AA: it would seem we have very little in common dave

AA: when in fact we have very much

TG: yeah

TG: i think

TG: im gonna shut off my phone now cya

AA: yes

AA: thats definitely what you did the first time we had this conversation

AA: so i will wait patiently while you realize thats not what youre going to do this time

TG: uh

TG: what

TG: the fuck

AA: dave describe to me why you are now incredulous please

TG: i remember this

TG: i remember shutting off my phone and never talking to you again

TG: but

TG: im still talking

TG: whats going on

AA: of course you remember that

AA: this is a memory

TG: no its a dream

TG: im asleep

TG: or am i

TG: what is going on here

AA: come to the window

TG: why

AA: because im outside

TG: bs

AA: take a look

TG: i dont see anything out there

AA: that iiis

AA: becaaause

AA: im not out there anymore!

AA: turn around

TG: oh sup

TG: looks like youre a fairy

AA: yeah

TG: thats cool

TG: these arent my shades anymore

TG: john gave me these new ones for my bday

TG: i remember that

TG: and i wasnt wearing this shirt

TG: it was this one

TG: howd it get like that

AA: try to remember

TG: i cant

TG: wait

TG: i wasnt wearing this actually

TG: i was wearing this suit

TG: no wait

TG: it was a black one

AA: are you sure

TG: yeah

TG: and i was playing sburb

TG: thats right

TG: and then i went to sleep at some point

TG: which is why im asleep now

TG: but

TG: if im dreaming

TG: then why am i not awake as my dream self

AA: why indeed!

TG: shit

TG: this wasnt the suit i was wearing

TG: it was this ugly fucking rag

AA: yes

AA: i think it looks pretty nice but go on

TG: and i went to take a nap

TG: terezi said id reach god tier

TG: or i guess show me why i wouldnt

TG: did it work is this part of the process somehow

AA: no

AA: sorry

TG: so then

TG: its just a stupid pointless dream

AA: not exactly

TG: wait

TG: oh yeah

TG: i woke up

TG: and then

TG: welp

TG: so then

TG: im dead

AA: yes

TG: then this isnt a memory or a dream at all

TG: its the afterlife

AA: yes and no

AA: yes and 2 nos!

AA: it is the afterlife

AA: but what is happening now is taking place in a bubble which is accessible to the living through dreams under the right conditions

AA: and it is also your memory

AA: the entry point for any bubble is always a memory

AA: either a memory of the dead

AA: or a memory of the living dreamer come to visit!

AA: but once you realize it is not just a memory

AA: what happens next is up to you

TG: ok

TG: what is going on over here then

TG: is this some disturbing ghost hallucination should i start slapping myself or what

AA: no this actually did happen

TG: i dont remember this

AA: thats because it isnt your memory

AA: this is alpha dave

AA: the one who chose not to take the nap which led to your death

TG: fuck

TG: lucky bastard

TG: so then i guess terezi tricked me

AA: did she

AA: didnt you ask for this

TG: it would have been cool to know if picking one option would definitely kill me pointlessly so yeah

TG: but i guess i kept giving her shit about it and i knew she was kind of crazy and morbid anyways so whatever

TG: is

TG: bro dead there

AA: evidently

TG: like in reality

TG: like thats a thing that really happened

TG: also

TG: is reality still a thing that means something can that be a question on the table too

AA: yes yes and yes

AA: yes it can be on the table and yes reality still means something

AA: and yes your guardian did die

TG: well

TG: dammit

TG: what did i do wrong

TG: aside from getting my ass killed in the most retarded way possible

AA: nothing

AA: all is well and as it should be

TG: whats he doing

TG: alpha me

AA: what would you be doing there if you were him

TG: i am him

AA: even better!

TG: i dunno

AA: would you be upset

TG: yeah

TG: sorta

AA: then maybe what you are doing is grieving

AA: in whatever way that comes naturally to you

TG: maybe

AA: you are lucky to be able to

AA: i could not for a long time

AA: but now that i can again im so relieved

AA: because i have discovered there is no reason to grieve!

TG: ok

TG: am i talking to someone there

AA: looks like it

TG: who

AA: who do you suspect you would be talking to in this situation

TG: probably

TG: terezi i guess

AA: maybe she is helping you through this

TG: i dunno

TG: would she do that

AA: you were helping her werent you

TG: was i

AA: i think so

AA: the living need each others help

AA: just like the dead do

AA: alpha dave still has a long way to go

AA: hes still not at ease with his mortality

AA: but people like us have to be!

AA: we have to be prepared to die a thousand deaths before our quest is complete

AA: the master we serve demands it

TG: so

TG: im just one dead dave offered up to the time god

AA: pretty much

TG: what about the other dead daves

AA: they come here too

AA: in their own bubbles

AA: you may cross paths with them if you wish

TG: uh

TG: i think

TG: im up to my neck in dave already

TG: just being one

AA: ha

AA: i know the feeling :)

TG: still doesnt seem right though

TG: why are you even here like why are you showing me this

AA: im not showing you im just visiting your bubble

AA: it projects your thoughts and memories

AA: as well as other things relevant to you much like the clouds do in skaia

TG: but like

TG: if im seeing this

TG: shouldnt i be able to do something about it

TG: or stop it from happening or

TG: i dont know like anything to keep helping my friends

TG: what do i do

AA: nothing

AA: none of this is your business anymore

AA: its time to move on

TG: where are we now

AA: oh look this was my hive!

AA: before it was destroyed

TG: oh so this is the trollplanet

TG: pretty cool not really what i pictured

AA: what did you picture

TG: i dont know its more subdued

TG: i pictured a lot more mayhem like

TG: a bunch of trolls flying around in little grub pods constantly screaming at each other through bullhorns shaped like buckets

AA: thats very silly and a little perverse

TG: hahaha

AA: but actually that sounds like what it might have been like on some parts of the planet sooo

TG: can we not go to those parts

AA: ill put in a good word with your bubble about it

TG: awesome

TG: so what am i supposed to do now that im dead

TG: what is like

TG: the primary activity here

TG: that ghosts get their shit worked up over

TG: like

TG: where are the fucking hauntoffs at is what im asking

AA: i dont know about hauntoffs

AA: but there is plenty of time to satisfy various curiosities you might have about existence and whatnot

TG: boring

AA: is it

TG: just kidding that sounds cool

AA: oh! yes

TG: what else

AA: there are all sorts of friends to meet

AA: ones you already know and ones you dont

AA: there is plenty of time for just about anything

AA: lots and lots of time

AA: enough time to understand that time isnt much of anything at all

TG: it isnt

AA: time is like a game

AA: just one fun game in realitys cupboard which is full of them

AA: its the one we are the best at!

AA: while other people are better at the other games

AA: but when all the games are back in the cupboard everyone is about the same

AA: and games are fun but sometimes you dont realize how much fun you were having until theyre all over

AA: and sometimes you look back and realize for some stupid reason you werent having any fun at all!

AA: then you laugh

TG: ha

TG: haha

TG: i bet you meant a laugh a whole lot less shitty than that

AA: that laugh will suffice

AA: hey!

AA: want to see inside my hive

TG: yeah sure

TG: well

TG: how about later

TG: not that that doesnt sound cool but i kind of want to just go home

TG: and i guess chill for a while cause i guess it was all a bit much

TG: if thats ok and i guess also possible

AA: it is quite possible and more than ok

AA: it seems you have a hiveguest dave

TG: aw hell no

TG: is this who i think this is

AA: tavros has been looking forward to meeting you

AT: hEYYY,

AT: fIRST, oK, i THINK YOU'RE FANTASTIC,

AT: wHICH IS TO SAY, jUST AN ENVIABLY COOL GUY, wHO i ADMIRE,

AT: lET'S PUT THAT COMPLIMENT ON THE TABLE WHERE WE CAN BOTH SEE IT,

TG: holy shit

AT: lOOKS LIKE i FOUND ANOTHER POINT IN TIME TO BOTHER YOU,

AT: wHEN, i GUESS,

AT: yOU ARE MORE EMOTIONALLY SUSCEPTIBLE,

AT: }:)

TG: dude

TG: are those sick fires youre packing there

TG: you best not be bringin that fire into my bubble less you plan on dropping that shit

AT: oHH, bRO,

AT: tHESE ARE WITHOUT ANY CONFUSION TO BE NOTED AS SOME TRULY UNHEALTHY INCENDIARIES,

AT: tHEY ARE IN ABOVE AVERAGE NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION,

AT: sO, iN OTHER WORDS, jUST TO COMPLETE THE ANALOGY, i HOPE YOU KNOW A LICENSED PHYSICIAN,

TG: i am your general fucking practitioner and doctors orders are to shut up and burn down my goddamn office

TG: ill break your brittle ass like a graham cracker and well roast smores over the flaming debris have i made myself clear

AT: aH, hAHA, yES, aND,

AT: cERTAIN FEATURES OF YOUR PALE ANATOMY MAY SERVE AS THE MARSH MALLOW INGREDIENT, nEEDED FOR THE MOLTEN SNACK,

AT: i WILL PROVIDE THE FUDGE, }:D

TG: dude

TG: gross

TG: so aradia just so were clear

TG: this is like a hellbubble right

TG: its my eternal punishment to have shitty rapoffs with this tool forever is that it

AA: yes you figured out the mystery!

TG: i guess i had it coming for a flagrant lifetime spent being unbelievably fucking incredible at rap and just about practically everything else

TG: except not dying

AA: you may think so but then again you have not faced team charge in a match of slam poetry have you

AT: oHHHH, yESSS,

AA: just kidding im no good at slam poetry haha sorry

AT: oHHHH,

AT: oH, }:(

TG: so is he dead

TG: he looks dead

AA: yes hes dead

TG: what about you

TG: you dont look dead

TG: are you dreaming

AA: no i am wide awake

AA: and i physically stand before you in person!

TG: so

TG: youre not dead

AA: oh no

AA: i am very much alive

AA: and i intend to stay that way :)

[highoncatfood]

IVE BEEN SAYING THIS!!!!!!

its my favourite part of his character the way the narrative treats him as this Serious Dangerous Villain and everyone is actually afraid of him/respects him (although thats most likely also jst due to the fear of whatever the hell he might come up with as punishment if they dont so yknow) but he is. so goofy. (which honestly makes the fact that he isnt actually the real main antagonist of the story even funnier. like hes seriously jst this way for the sake of it huh

hes so dramatic and unserious i cannot take him seriously Ever.

when he started crying on command i immediately knew hes gonna be my favourite. that is so funny im sorry. the way he dealt with seth was insane he listens to this man trying to explain himself on the verge of tears saying b b but ur the one who told me to do this!!! and goes 'umm nuh uh. also! die ^_^' like ur telling me This is the guy thats the head of the police force in this city. yeah okay sure makes sense

the insults he utters give me second hand embarrassment my guy what r u talking abt. u bet ur ass he probably thinks hes abt to sound so cool and scary and then spits out the lamest most nonthreatening thing ive ever heard. (umbrella sewing machine, balloon boy, duty or cosmic law etc etc)

a little off topic but i cant stop thinking abt how the cube thing reminds me of the perfectly generic object from homestuck sorry ok.

yomi chilling with his hundred pretty little cubes

anyway back to his cringe loser behavior. its also so funny to me how he keeps bragging abt how daaaangerous he is and how he threatens to personally torture the main cast on multiple occasions but he never rlly. does anything even close to it. like at all basically. he kicked his idiot minion goons whod probs knock themselves out on their own if he jst asked them to and hit vivia a very generous number of Once. and i guess stomped on yakou a bunch of times but the man was already fucking helpless dying on the floor like do u get wht im trying to say he only gets physically aggressive with ppl obviously much weaker than him/not able to defend themselves. his ass was RUNNING the Second halara moved in that one scene. this man thinks hes some kind of evil badass but take away his pathetic little whip and he is running to look for someone to use as a human shield asap. i lose 3 years of my life anytime anyone says he could ever win in a fair fight. did u see this man theres not a single defined muscle on his body ok im getting off track wait. point is he makes himself out to be Big and Gweat and Scawy but hes like a cat that hisses and cries if u spray water in his face a little too strongly. also dont get me started on the scene after the ch4 labyrinth where he is POINTING 2 GUNS in yuma and vivs faces but hed still rather stall for 10 minutes monologuing like dude they r literally right there jst pull the trigger. nie masz psychy. god i fucking love him

I think many fanfics or other works featuring Yomi depict him as like Way Too Serious than he actually is like. That's the guy who mastered the skill to ugly cry on command just so he can mock pretend to be distraught at Seth's heinous atrocities (pointed out by his gf of course) before sending him to the chopper this is the only scene where he did so they even gave him like three unique sprites just for that. This is the man that upon watching the liveleak footage of the submarine explosion (whilst using his gf as a seat) exclaimed in the most enthusiastic voice "KABOOM!! It sank all right! Haha!" in front of tens of his men completely unbothered, minutes later after the woman cube incident he says "alllll right now let's go and find the corpses of those detectives that got blown up :)" with his hand up in the air. And that is after his cube scene. And I cannot state this enough, the Cube Machine was not specifically just made as a one time thing for Martina, the weirdly passionate way he speaks about The Cube, stating he's gonna carry the woman flesh cube on his form at all times in front of tens of his men once a-fucking-gain, the goddamn "even humans can be turned into pretty (highlighted in game.) little cubes" line that even I can't fucking decipher is just... he's just really obsessed with the Cube object. There is no normal (well, as normal as attempting to turn your gf into a cube can be) explanation for this. Plus, invented detectivephobia, according to some people. Even if he claims to Makoto, he can easily also be just... gently coaxed by him just politely saying "please🥺" once, into letting an alleged terrorist completely off the hook, that he wanted to capture and torture so bad before that point. He fumbles his insults so fucking tragically "that's even more impossible than a chance meeting between an umbrella and a sewing machine on an operating table" "empty headed balloon boy" so far I can name only one (1) that actually landed, and that's debatable too. After momentarily getting rid of Makoto resulting in him being alone in the room with Yuma (the goons don't count as people), literally after 2 seconds with the tiny wretch his first question is "what even are you. why do you exist. you aren't from this city. you aren't a detective. so what point is there in your existence :/ not like i care anyway... take him away girls" (what was he on about, how did he know yuma is and isn't a detective, guess you will never know). The "YUOUR IN NO POSITION TO ORDER AROUND THE GREAT YOMI!!1!11". His honest reaction to Makoto getting those documents is to start screeching "CAPTURE HIM EXECUTE HIM CHOP HIS HEAD OFF CRUSH HIS SKULL!!!!!!!!". That was my hopefully comprehensive Yomi moment scene list. Let Yomi be silly and deeply, incredibly unserious. Cringe, even. I am begging. While he can absolutely act intimidating when he wants to, he usually fucks it up like, 3 minutes in with his uncontrollable desire to be the goofiest guy in the room. Genuinely tragic

[dragpinkman]

opinion on blended movie . i have seen this movie way too many times against my will

because of this ask i started watching it for the first time so you're getting a fresh review 👍 im just going to add to this as i watch.

⚠️ LONG POST (sorry)

first 5 min its eh not too bad, honestly i watched one of the worst adam sandler movies ever last night so everything seems fine its like eating cheap canned soup after only eating rotten food for a day. i like drew barrymore generally so im some what optimistic for her character.

i spoke too soon, it is not improving. this plot is extremely predictable i can tell its enemies to lovers very fanfic troupe whatever everything doesn't have to be groundbreaking cinema but it feels lazy. it has quite a few good actors so thats a plus?

my least favorite bit so far is the 12 (?) year old boy with a crush on the babysitter. i know thats normal it happens but the whole way of addressing it is unfunny jerking off humor yk. also not a continuing thing but i thought the period jokes were strange bc they're just inaccurate, its strange to me that two actresses were backing up that tampon size correlates to pussy size and that when your older you stretch out, its literally that frank iero meme the what pussy size are you- i didnt know people actually believed that lol. also another thing thats very typical for these type of movies were the lesbian jokes about the main character and her friend, it felt like it was going on too long. the joke seems like a one off comment adams character would make not a 3 minute convo yk. i personally didnt find it offensive but it was just long and unfunny, to be fair last night i watched the most stereotype of a movie besides zohan so far.

ooo terry cruz hes in this one as well. i like him too so again i hope his character turns out ok. nothing really to say about them going to africa, very predictable and you immediately find out what happened no suspense. the boy jokes about his daughters are a bit strange, short hair on women is not uncommon in south africa? in 2015 which i assume is around when the movie takes place it wasnt a wild concept, a ton of south african women have short hair and every other hair length. i dont get it. anyways.

ok some american guy made the joke too. i think all these people are stupid, bella thorne just dresses casual and has short hair.

can you tell i forgot everyones names, this is not very memorable.

ew ew i hate the teen boy sorry. hes so eugh. putting on a fake accent and finding his mom hot, bro get help. atleast the people around him are calling him out on it but. 😐

NOOO THEY'RE GOING TO GIVE HER A "GIRL" MAKEOVER DAMN IT WHY. she likes it more thats fine but i hate when this always happens in movies I wish for once they'd do an opposite makeover where they go from feminine to masculine. she really just said "the boys at school think im a lesbian but not the hot kind". why does this movie have so many lesbian and "she looks like a man" jokes.

i cant believe im only halfway done. im really wondering the conflict of this movie, or does nothing happen?

her makeover is fine im glad she likes it but i still dont appreciate the casual clothes short hair slander smh. and why is adam sandlers character so mad like shes 15 bro let her figure herself out.

i feel like drew is doing a lot of motherly stuff and really getting close with the girls but adam did like one thing with one son so far.

the scenes with not a lot of talking and them just doing stuff isn't too bad, it kinda feels like a vacation ad ha.

ok hes doing a bit more now. the oldest boy is still so annoying sorry. its almost over right.

drew barrymore looks so pretty in that dress, and terry cruz has a nice singing voice. wow i think we aren't getting conflict. huh. where are they going to pull out an argument for this. wish i was stargazing rn.

ok i hit it i think, the conflict is just that he isn't ready to move past his dead wife? why cant they just wait. oh hi shaq.

ew wait no i hit the conflict, so her ex husband is insecure and lying. cool. sad adam leaving the house music. im cringing at her ex flirting with her blegh. can they just figure this out already he lied adam likes you get together the end.

slay adam and his kids showed up for the ball game. are they going to get past the misunderstanding yet. this part of the movie isn't too bad it could be the joy of only 7 minutes left.

why did the kids just call each others parents hot. ok.

yipee its the end thank you terry.

...

well its not the worst movie ive seen, but its not one i would rewatch either, it feels very early 2000s so im suprised it was made so recently. i would say overall its a 5/10 on the sandler scale, nowhere near as bad as zohan or ridiculous 6 but not as good as say bedtime story*.

*i wouldn't give that one a perfect rating or even an 8 but it falls on the better side of the scale rather than the negative

ok im done writing i wonder if this will be read to the end. hi if you are still reading 👋

[conspiring-limabean]

I know using food colors to describe dark skinned ppl is stereotypical/bad and forgive me if this is a bad take bc I am sleep deprived and feverish but I just saw a post that said it’s usually done to describe dark skinned ppl more than light skinned ppl but like that is almost definitely entirely because there’s no food colors with positive connotations that match white persons skin colors