#ok im tired im gonna leave now XD

[iliveforyouilongforyouvesuvia]

OMG i get to talk about khamgalai ive been dying to talk about khamgalai im so fucking mad at khamgalai

i have said stuff about it on this post (sorry im only putting it here cause i started looking for it on my blog and couldnt find it until i went through a post sorter site and i got so upset about it fhdglh so ill have it here just in case i guess) https://www.tumblr.com/tetsuooooooooooo/710065228547866624/anyway-anyone-wanna-hear-about-my-muriel-tired-of?source=share

aaaand liike i started replaying the route recently partially cause i wanted to find anything that would prove me wrong in this matter and i am only halfway through but its Not going GREAT

because it wouldve all been perfectly fine if they didnt choose to establish that she apparently knew the whole time where muriel was and what he was doing. i dont know how much she saw but like. she saw it.

cause this bitch really saw muriel. child muriel. baby. possibly last of her kin. fucking living out on the streets homeless starving getting kicked around god knows what happening to him

and went aw lemme get a snapshot for the family album and just LEFT HIM THERE

AND IM LIKE BITCH I THOUGHT YOU LIKE CARED ABOUT HIM OR SOMETHING I MEAN SHE FOOLED ME WITH ALL THAT CRYING AND THE THINGS SHE SAID WHEN WE MET HER THE FIRST TIME BUT GODDAMN I GUESS SHES JUST AS MUCH OF A "PAIN BUILDS CHARACTER" BOOMER AS MORGA

cause okay even if it was like future visions n shit like thats their magic thing theN LIKE YOU STILL KNOW MORE THAN YOU DID BEFORE YOU KNOW THERES A CITY IN THE NORTH NOW YOU KNOW WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE AND WHERE HE CAN BE AND ITS A COUPLE WEEKS AWAY BUT YOURE A FUCKING NOMAD AND NOT THAT OLD YET

like WHAT is the reason she absolutely would not even attempt to come get him other than The Story Needs To Happen this is spiderverse all over again except now im on miles side i hate this hichjgs and like yeah ok the story needs to happen he needs to be the way he is and destiny and whatever but like when were in a story where we know theres a whole 5 other ways to go about solving this problem and its all choice oriented and stuff it kinda just. ya know. it doesnt glass my onions very much vnxviydy i dont know how to put it but u get it

and like

YOU THOUGHT WHAT?? WHAT THE SIGNAL CUT AFTER HE GOT OUT OF THE FUCKING CAGE HE WAS LIVING IN AND YOU COULDNT SEE HIM ANYMORE AND YOU THOUGHT WHAT THAT HE DIED??? girl dont FUCK with me you aint give a shit if he lived or died ok that was harsh im getting really heated this is so messy lol

its probably gonna turn out in a minute that she said something in the ghost realm that makes it make sense but i dont remember that all i recall is us hangin out and her calling me out for being a furry and them being all "u saw me over there and u still like me?" " aw of course i like u come give ghost grandma a hug" thats how i remember that going down fhxhyietfh so yeah ill find out soon enough

Ooh, I think I remember wondering about that when I last played Muriel's route! I'll leave it to other Muriel fans to share their thoughts on it too, since my memory is a bit fuzzy at the moment XD

@tetsuooooooooooo that makes total sense to be upset about though, especially when you're seeing all of this from Muriel's side! T~T I'll be curious to hear what you think as you keep playing the route! ^.^

[marinerainbow]

Hey! I know I said I would send you a load of wolf stuff but I did not foresee being e x h a u s t e d XD So I'll leave you with these thoughts:

Granny and Big Bad calling you sweetheart.

Granny and Big Bad getting in your space; Big Bad always wrapping his big thick arm around you and holding you close while he charms you. Granny getting you to sit on his lap whenever he can, wanting it to become second nature to you.

Granny and Big Bad sharing a look if you ever tried to leave them and then suddenly Big Bad throws you over his shoulder and they lock you away in a little cottage until they trust you not to try that again.

Granny and Big Bad calling you doll.

Granny and Big Bad hating it when you smell like anyone else- uniting about the fact that they've got to cover you up in their scents again.

Granny and Big Bad getting to you separately, individually, alone, in order to leave marks on you- it's a silent battle. Who can leave the most obvious markings for everyone to see. You end up looking totally ravaged.

Granny and Big Bad.

Granny

And

Big

Bad.

Also guess what!??? I already got 2 asks about these guys CUZ OF OUR FANNING and they're using the nicknames we came up with for them!! ❤🧡💙❤🧡💙❤🧡💙

...

*deep, deep, deeeeeeeeeep breath*

THIS 👆👆👆👆 THIS IS HOW BAD THESE GOT ME!!! IN THE MORNING!? WICKED THIS IS BETTER THAN A TRIPLE ESPRESSO SHOT!!!!!

Ok, ok, I HAVE TO CALM MYSELF-

(Seriously my guy, this ask is giving me ZOOMIES! I legit had to walk away from this a couple of times to pace around XD)

Alright. Alright. So!

First of all, I have to point this out again. I am legally obligated to. GRANNY'S EYES LOOK SO MUCH CLEARER AND BRIGHTER IN THAT PICTURE!!! OMG OMG OMG OMG!!! ABD BIG BADS!!! YOU CAN SEE THE GOLD IN THEM IN THIS PIC!!! HOW DID YOU MAKE SUCH A CLEAR SCREENSHOT!? I LOVE THIS SO MUCH!!!!

Just... Y E S. Yes to A L L of this!!! These jerks being greedy and kinda possessive about you. Granny ESPECIALLY got me bad (he wants it to be SECOND NATURE for me to sit on his lap? Well, that ain't gonna be a problem! XD). And! The cottage??? Oooooh lord have mercy XDD (does this mean i could be their Snow White? Or another princess that stayed in a cottage??)

But!! Since this is Fairytale land and some people are like, aware of the fact that they're a fairytale, what if the whole cottage thing was more just slightly annoying to reader?? I mean, you don't LIKE it, obviously, but since this is Fairytale Land, this isn't seen as TOO too bad since you know that eventually you'll get out? And hey, it could be worse than a cottage in the woods. Like they could have slipped a love potion in your drink, or locked you up in a dark and dank dungeon instead. So uh... They get points for that? I guess? XD but again, still annoying, "Guys, don't you think this is a little bit overkill?" "Hmmm... Nope!" "Of course."

To add onto exasperated Reader. I'm just imagining that scene from Megamind where Roxanne was just like "Girls! Girls! You're both pretty. Can I go home now?" But with reader and the wolves XD their just watching these two bicker once again like -_- "Sooo should I just go now?" XD

Oooh dear, all those marks (this got me very, very bad). Imagine if somebody sees that!! Either reader is flustered and trying desperately to explain without giving their personal life away, or they're just so damn tired of dealing with this every time Granny and Big Bad get competitive... Which is all the time XDD

Concerned Hero: Ma'am? Are these beasts bothering you?

Y/N: Yeah, but I married them. So I kinda signed up for this.

PEOPLE ARE ALREADY SENDING IN ASKS!? AND THEY ARE USING OUR NICKNAMES!? OH MY GOD!!! IM SO EXCITED!!! I can't wait to see what they asked you!!! ^^ (don't feel rushed to answer them, though!)

Ooh man, I wish I could add more to this response. Or just make this more coherent XD thank you so so much for sending these in!!! I can't wait to see you write more for the wolves! 💛💙❤️

[weirdcat1213]

volume 13 oh fuck oh shit oh fuck lets go

chap 1:

-that panel with vash yelling and shooting at the sky its just...hes so done man, hes so tired

-legato dont

-fucking hell what did i just say

-damn, kinda feel bad for legato. cant he really have something knives? really?

-im sorry, like what legato is saying is really interesting but...is he mopping the floor with vash while thinking of his journey?

-"it would be shameful to not risk your life" PROJECTING MUCH???

-omg the 1st time i saw that one panel where hes white i fucking gasped so hard. i thought my baby was dead CUZ LOOK AT HIM

-like yo nightow that shit gives me nightmares to this day

-STOP LEGATO STOP ITTTT, NOT THE FLASHBACK

-the fact that legato ISNT WRONG about vash just ruins my fucking day. my week. my life

-OH THANK GOD I FINALLY GET TO FUCKING UNDERSTAND THAT THING

-yknow ik we have said legato has never been his own person but in this moment (when he explains to vash the box) hes taking a decision for himself for once. he didnt have to give vash that advantage but he wants to prove his loyalty to knives, even when knives clearly said "i could not give less if a fuck." messed up choice, but his choice nonetheless

-im just gonna point out that vash doesnt think of wolfwood when he thinks of the gun ho guns and move on :)

chap 2:

-nightow honey IDK WHOS SAYING THAT

-oh ok thanks

-RIGHT IN THE FACE VASH CMON >:0

-oh honey

-legato is being a dick but putting the gun in your mouth? metal

-idk whats happening rn

-VASH NO HES GETTING HIS russian doll?

-oh DAMN ITS LIVIO TIMEEEEEE

-ok im gonna be honest...i dont remember if livio gets out of this one so when elendira says hell end up crucified....hmmm...pls no

-shes so sarcastic lmao

-also i kinda like livio having a lil bit of pride on his abilities, maybe cuz hes not like elendira being like "im powerful as fuck and you cant stop me."

-LIVIOOOOOOOOOOOOOO :D

-OH SHIT OH FUCK LETS GO THEYRE ABOUT TO LAND

chap 3:

-oh shit no warning? damn that IS gonna be rough

-legato dont-

-ah fuck, i cant believe youve done this

-yeah be paranoid bitch >:3

-"which one of us is best" personally i think vash but thats my bad, im a vash girlie <3

-oh legato...i sadly would say no. youre human therefore you cant live, according to him...anyway...

-LIVIO TIMEEEEEEE :D

-"omg elendira youre so rude >:[" "BITCH WE'RE IN A FIGHT TO THE DEATH" xd

-"it just lifts my spirits ya see" :cccc livioooooooooo

-its not like i hated him before but im definitely enjoying his character way more now

chap 4:

-lets fucking go livio

-oh right.....oh no

-me: nightow what exactly is elendira-

nightow: shhh dont worry about it

-oh...oh thats hot actually

-legato pls leave my man aloneeeeeeeee

-omg theyre hereeeeeeeeeeeee

-"hes a very special person" he sure is <3

-something about vash hiding in the fog...hmmm idk it makes me sad

-oh, there he is

-fuck team humanity is getting their asses kicked

-LIVIO NO

-and...there he comes

-ah shittttttttt

chap 5:

-oh damn

-well damn there he goes

-razlo gets it >:3

-oh damn those eyes

-oh shit oh fuck oh shit (shes right tho)

-me: ok nightow now i really want to know what elendira is-

nightow with a gun: i said dont worry about it :)

-oh yes queen you fucking go ily sm

-oh shit oh ok so he still has his head, right

-damn you could say thats was the...final nail...to the coffin....*ba dum tsss*

chap 6:

-good to see razlo experiencing the human emotion called fear, get humbled

-interesting that skill ISNT enough. like razlo was cocky cuz yeah hes powerful af not because he had won many fights before. so if skill isnt enough then what is

-NOT THE WOLFWOOD FLASHBACK

-YESSSS

-something something my man refuses to be crucified, something something the power of change

-OH HES BACK HI :3

-oh i love these kinds of combos sm (im not saying i think thats how happens irl, im just saying i enjoy it in fiction)

-LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO

-aw :c

-YEAHHHHHH LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOO >:D

-OOF OK THAT WAS GOOD SHIT

-you say that but youre bleeding queen

-razlo i kinda hate you cuz you killed him but no you cant leave now

-oh shit oh fuck no

chap 7:

-:c

-razlo and his methods were fucked, yes but its true that in the end it was to defend livio. in a world like that only razlo had his back

-..... :c

-geesus nightow, like thats junji ito kind of shit (imo)

-did it?????

-geesus christ thats a weapon

-.....im not really sure what just happened

-so is livio dead????

-NOPE HES HERE LETS GO YO

-oh shit i didnt...notice that....

-"and to him" STOP IT STOP IT

-wait-

-my queen no :c rip :c you were gorgeous

chap 8:

-NO GIRLY NOOOOOOOO :C

-oh god livio

-oh shit he knowssss

-bro pls leave my man alone, hes so tired

-pls dont mention his powers can act as a shield cuz that reminds me of the last time he did that :c

-omg its livio the teenager

-hes ok its fine

-"psst...pssst....can you stfu" XDDD

-GEESUS BRO OK. YOU WANT TO GET CUT IN HALF THAT BADLY HUH

-the chaos :c the destruction :c the russian doll :c

-LEGATO NO

-HOW

-ALSO I THINK HERE IS WHEN VASH'S COAT TURNS BLACK SOMEHOW RIGHT????? i was never sure

-stop iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

chap 9:

-damn legato, dont look cool while youre trying to kill my son

-legato stoooooooooooop

-STOP IT VASH NO PLS, ALSO THE WAY NIGHTOW DREW THAT FLASHBACK???? LEAVE ME ALONE OLD MAN???

-funny enough until this point legato hasnt said anything about "breaking his spirit" so vash is just really feeling the choice coming at him, quickly, maybe too quickly

-wait whats happening?

-oh...oh :c (ALSO ORANGE IF YOU INCLUDE THAT IM GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU. LIKE IT WOULD MAKE SENSE CUZ VASH GOES AROUND HEALING PLANTS BUT STILL. SHUT UP ORANGE)

-"he might be the key for communication" yeah...wouldnt that be nice

-"and you knives, i will never forgive you" get in line

-you just cant ask "what kind of person vash is" cuz you either get a 5 hour lecture or 2 hours of ugly crying

-"i believe in how he chose to live his life" while vash is in the same shape as wet paper

trimax meryl "i believe in how he chose to live his life"

🤝 98 wolfwood "i see, so thats how you live. thats how you choose to live"

the sadddest and maybe kinda stupid decision ever, but in the end imagine being able to choose that after so much trauma. imagine not giving yourself to hate and fear

-oh shit :0 he shot the little box

-go go go GO GO GO

-AH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

NEXT ONE IS THE LAST ONE HOLY CRAP

[am-i-sans]

dnd adventures 38

infero killed mpreg mattpat ANYWAY

dess is back in eeby deeby and cam comes out with an egg! dans picks cam off the ground and fills them in. time to let barbie know we fucked up lol. sorry barbie he got away. "well thats not ideal." barbie asks kris if they can find him and they nod. time to say goodbye :( when dans fistbumps kris theres a fart noise xD 'good luck with the kid.' 'good luck storming the castle!' kris summons a dragon suzy is so fucking mad lol and off they go.

welp now what do they do. dans asks cam if they wanna face that ice dragon. time for a long rest its eepy time for frog lol. dans paid for the inn its expensive thanks cam lol. suzy is chewing on bones. frog is practicing music. dans is reorganizing his spells and he took both fire and frost staffs get fucked. inferno is fixing his hair. cam is calibrating a portable pair of merchant scales? undyne is eating a meatball sub lol. tori is reading.

dans has cam fix his beard feathers cause they got messed during the fight. frog just barges into the bathroom and asks inferno what hes doing. they need the bathroom stop doing your hair. he tells them to go outside nooooo. frog starts humming then disappears. inferno just shrugs and goes back to his hair.

vani starts war dancing at inferno. he starts walking from tori to inferno over and over. dans closes his eyes and suddenly shouts 'where is frog!' tori says shes gonna heat metal again. inferno sighs and runs out to find frog. tori follows lol. dans stays still since cam is working but vani follows.

inferno goes to the river and frog is swimming. he walks over and asks how they even got here. they teleported than walked! they disappear and appear behind him lol. he wants to teleport oh no. he sighs and says they need to go back before he gets killed. 'but im swimming?' inferno is like whatever so they jump back in with vani.

tori is trying to make frog come back cause their tired. they just wanna swim cmon. back at the inn cam finished dans beard so he takes the scarf and cleans it up. cam is leaning against them playing with the scales. he gives it back and says they look right and proper. dans says at some point their gonna have to face that dragon. suzy says they killed a dragon its easy lol. dans suggests finding smaller dragons to kill first. undyne says they can totally do it. dans tells cam he and undyne can rez people. cam is so upset were dead set on this.

dans pats cam on the back and says they can do it, he believes in them! dans says its ok to be afraid. suzy says she can smell cams fear lol. undyne says she can smell it too lol. she says cam has the strength to overcome it. cam blushes and says they appreciate the belief, but we werent there. undyne says cam has seen them beat the shit outta steve lol. cam frowns and says they dont wanna see that happen to the rest of us. undyne and dans agree that if they die cam is allowed to kick their asses. gonna avenge cams family! believe in undyne!

meanwhile back at the river! frog finally gets out and makes grabby hands at tori lol. sopping wet baby. tori scoops them up. vani gets out and dog shakes the water on inferno lol. the cat hides behind inferno lol. tori unties her apron to dry them and head to the inn. she gets lost oh no. inferno just leaves and tori follows him lol. they make it back nice. inferno asks where susie got the sub he wants one. cam used the bathroom and used all the fancy soaps earlier lol.

inferno grabs the sub and tries to get in the bathroom but dans is inside. dans is singing in there. inferno groans and leaves. its the punch baby song from adventure time. then the bacon pancakes song. inferno is invading other peoples bathrooms. tori meditates. dans finishes and comes out and undyne goes in. we can hear her armor clang on the floor lol. frog and dans play cards and explain to susie how to play uno. cam is braiding frogs hair with feathers. frog wins good job! cam helped them cheat lol.

undyne comes out and cam asks if anyones seen inferno. 'dont worry i didnt shower in the armor.' susie goes into the bathroom and eats the soap and hates it lol. dont eat that lol. business as usual xD. cam and dans go to find inferno lol. vani sniffs him out lol. inferno tells the guy hes invading to not rat him out lol. cam yells they know inferno is in there. inferno is trying to hide lol. the bar rail crashes lol. dans persuades the guy to let us in. trying to make him open and cam threatens to get undyne. dans counters and says if he comes we can spend some time robbing the place. inferno steals the soap nice.

cam tries to steal one of infernos soaps and he goes no these are mine. he groans and leaves one, the shitty one lol. as we walk we find a cart full of soaps and stuff! dans walks over with the bag of holding and he and cam are shoveling it in. so is inferno. then inferno grabs the cart and shoves it into the bag lol. then sneak back to the room. a hotel woman sees the cart is gone and is confused. undyne punches inferno for leaving lol.

long rest! but we got into a LONG argument about sitting on toilet lids. like oh my god.

pouring rain out. dans got breakfast for everyone. he lies about the coffee. he gives cam some perfume he stole. he also gives frog a fancy soap that looks like a seashell. cam has a fancy teapot cool. frog wants to learn how to make tea! dans says you have to stick your pinky out while drinking tea. oh no cam is info dumping lol. dans finished setting up plates for everyone. dans heads back for a bath again! you can hear megalovania lol. then bonetrousle. then spear of justice. when did he get a band wtf.

time to leave! dans cam and inferno just keep stealing shit. dans gives undyne a soap that looks like a fish. as we leave we find another cart fuck yeah! they power walk to the cart and get to work. tori is like wait no. quick get the cart in! suzy is confused lol. undyne grabs the cart noooo!!! cam scrambles up her back sksksk. dans says hes getting his moneys worth. undyne puts inferno in the cart and kicks it into a wall lol. cam climbs down and helps dans grab the stuff. undyne calls them babies. time to go with our stash!

dans pulls out his map and asks cam where they live and mark it down. several days on soupnik probably. heading out whoo! as we leave we see someone tell the hotel guys all the soap is gone lol. still raining on soupnik. inferno goes eeby deeby. its a full blown storm. undyne avoids getting hit by lightning! cam tries to get soupnik land. failed frick. tori summons flame blade. undyne wants to fly above the storm and cam says thats a bad idea cause no air.

undyne fucking raises her pike oh god no. she thinks she can take it. we keep arguing with her. tori calls her a fucking idiot sksksk. cam is curled up and holding their head oh no. undyne sighs and agrees to land. undyne gets stuck good job and drops her pike. cam laughs. we all take half damage fuckers. tori heals the rest of us but undyne. dans rubs his lighting scars they hurt.

frog grabs everyone into a huddle but tori and undyne and uses tiny hut protecting us and its comfy and dry. dans tosses out tori's and undynes tents for them. time to dry! cam calls undyne a dick. dans shows his lightning scar is pulsating and says 'gee thanks.' the hut looks like a missing texture lol. dans gives susie some jerky then asks tori when the storm is gonna end. still seems stormy oof. cam makes tea. dans is gonna bring tori and undyne tea to keep them warm. using vani for warmth lol.

while the tinies play uno off in the distance theres a bunch of tricerotops pog. tori also sees them pog. undyne gets a weird feeling of being watched. after a few hours the storm passes. dans collects the tents. frog goes to pet the dinos. tori watches frog lol. undyne stretches.

some giant cyclops throws a rock at the dinos! tori gets a free hit in! thats a lotta damage! roll initiative! for next time ;)

[b-b-8]

a list of reylo wips i am tearing my hair otu over

i will come back to update this. probably

why the mockingbird broke (100% complete) - aka delinquent farmstay au. late teens reylo, ben is our resident casual emo delinquent who is being sent to stay on skywalker ranch for a few months as a rehabilitation effort. rey is our plucky farmgirl who lives with uncle luke, tired farmer. i love this because it is almost cottagecore vibes but its more southern/country at heart. lots of bullshit about working in the sun and simple things. rey is very nice and ben has absoltuely no idea how to handle it, he's a wet cat

passenger princess (5% complete) - this is an idea i am Passionate about but have no idea how to execute. all i know is i want some ddlg bullshit and kylo rides a god damn motorcycle. trying to make rey soft but not too soft is kind of a challenge because she's very rough around the edges/hardened by life 2 me. UPDATE: i have not touched this yet i need to do more research, wordcount is 1.5k and probably needs to be rewritten entirely LOL

something borrowed (100% complete) - probably the next thing im posting!! this is a weird one, it's a bride!rey x bridal stylist!kylo modern au where rey is very controlled by plutt and in an arranged marriage to poe, who she mutually has no feelings for. during one of her dress try-ons she meets kylo and he kind of upturns her entire life by existing lol. i think the plot is possibly a huge mess but w/e nobodys paying me for this shit. i need a beta T_T PERFECT AND COMPLETE AND POSTED THANK U KAYLEEEEEEE <33333

t3h 0ff1c3 xD (70% complete? working title rofl) - ok this one is definitely a mess. this is a fake dating/CEO/office romance where benny boy needs to get out of the eligible bachelor auction at the annual company gala and having a fake gf is obv the best way to get that done. enter: new IT girl rey. yes this is contrived yes we are running with it. it was originally A/B/O so dont even come at me UPDATE: ok we are at 19k and still kicking so i'm leaving it at 70% complete.

bloodwork (20% complete) - a repurposed AoT fic :O) we have anesthesiologist rey who is told about a difficult patient. difficult patient alleges he is a demon and needs to get out of the catholic hospital. rey, against her better judgment, sneaks him out after her cross burns his hand. now she is living wit ha demon and that's great. i have no idea where i'm going with this but they fall in love and that's cool too UPDATE: have barely touched this, it's sitting at 8k remarkably

libertine (20% complete idk) - repurposed h******** fic ROFL. rey is a new therapist in a new town in a new apartment with a new neighbor who is very hot and keeps showing up in her dreams. this is an AU where kylo is an incubus and they fall in love too :-) UPDATE: wordcount is 5k and needs to be rewritten bc rey still sounds too much like **** hahahahhahaha

turpentine (20% complete????? do you see where im going with this???) - moar repurposed fic!!!!! idk if this one is going to see the light of day, it's kind of messy. basically artist!ben is in desperate need of a model/muse before a deadline and he sees rey on the street and offers her an obscene amount of money. cue nude modeling and all that bullshit <3 UPDATE: i reread this and hate it and idk what im gonna do. might rewrite the whole thing. wordcount is 4k

dog-gone it (20% complete.) - werewolf au this one is probably getting scrapped too bc i don't like where im going with it. ben ends up trapped in his wolfdog form. rey ends up adopting a scary dog from the pound. hilarity ensues. i just wanted to write werewolf sex UPDATE: i wrote a little bit of this and hate it again. wordcount is 4k

propinquity (70% complete?) - OK HERE IS ONE I AM AMPED ABOUT. i am currently really into this one. omegaverse, starts with them trapped in an elevator and rey inadvertently being sent into heat. they resist the pull of it and lose each other when they get out, but they don't stop thinking about each other for months. turns out it's a small fucking world and they find each other again, and just a bunch of really cute awkward dating shit ensues bc ben is bad at feelings and rey is too. UPDATE: i am CHURNING this one out for no good reason at all??? its at fucking 39k LOLLLLLL!!!!!

tantric (100% complete) - WEDDING NIGHT SEQUEL TO THE PIANO IS NOT FIREWOOD YET THAT IS ALLLLLLLL <3 <3 <3 wordcount is 8.4k

something borrowed smut one shot which is untitled (5% complete and by that i mean it was vaguely planned out lmfao)

thank you for coming to my ted talk. pls feel free to talk at me about any of this it rly helps u_u

[kerfufflearts]

@pennytrash

LOOK AT HER EYES LOOK HOW HAPPY SHE LOOKS L O O K

[sningo-prompts]

so with the sneasel instincts that he has to deal with daily, do you think ingo would eventually get tired of trying to control them, and just let them do whatever for the day? because i can imagine trying to keep control of said instincts every single day would get pretty tiring

I think he only lets go when either alone or with Emmet. Like its a big deal for him to keep them in check. Though they slip when hes very upset or in distress. Its partly why hes so tired all the time. Its probably a lot of work at first till he gets used to his body. That and till hes not like in so much pain. But hes a very disciplined man after his time in Hisui so i think he can manage keeping them in check. Thouuugghhht wouldnt it be fun to see when he slips up. And what he struggles with. Though i dont have many ideas atm. Lol

One urge he has to fight i wanna say is climbing into high places. Idk if its in hisuian sneasel info but i like to think they enjoy being up high. Ingo sees a high place and just ‘i would be safe up there, let me go up there.’

Another im gonna token is clawing things. Does he wanna do it to keep them sharp? Probably. Imagine Emmet catching Ingo clawing something like a tree and gets him something for the apartment. Emmet means well but i bet Ingo hates having to use things specifically made for pokemon. Like stairs for the bed. But he is a pokemon for now and he does feel better after getting the urge to claw out. OR does he wanna claw stuff to mark it? I dont really like this idea very much but i figured i could at least give it to yall lol

Now heres a good one. Midnight egg snacks. Sneasels are known for loving eggs yes? Imagine Ingos brainrot of wanting a raw egg. It probably plagues his mind constantly xD one night he just cant take it anymore and Emmet comes into the kitchen to see Ingo in the fridge. He leaves back and Emmet can see hes got just a raw egg in there. Ingo holds eye contact as he smashes it in his mouth just yo freak Emmet out. Which works. The image will forever haunt Emmet. The sound of a raw egg being being eaten ruins this man. From then on Emmet offers to cook Ingo something egg related. Please for the love of god Ingo let him cook the eggs. Its more for his mental stability than anything else. Ingo 100% teases Emmet about it.

Another one is hiding when he naps. He probably loses out to this one a lot. Hes tired but he has to make sure he doesnt go off to hide somewhere for naps. Causes Emmet a lot of distress when It happens. Plus Ingo doesnt like his bodys hiding spots. Places up high. Under the bed. In the back of the closet. In a cabinet. The laundry basket that one time. Ok i spent like 30minutes looking for the post about that and idk what happened to it. All i know is Ingo makes biscuits like a cat before laying down. Moving on

I had some angsty stuff for this but im so tired i dont think i can remember it. Sorry fam.

[hezuart]

That anaversary aizen looks absolutely fabulous, he looks like a figure skater xd.

I heard along time ago the last arc of the anime was being animated finally bc they pulled a 90s sailor moon were the last season was not either animated or dubbed untill decades later.

I recall near the end of the current 366 episodes there was an episode were the creapy demon ppl woke up in hell and we're all bitter, and there was the other guy who was like, iM cOmEiNg FoR u IChIgO, but then is never mentioned again after and I'm like,why? Why is lt there just plopted randomly into a different arc that seams unrelated.

And locking aizen up underground seems ok, but It deff won't hold, and he will. Escape, and he will kill, you either need that one spell from star, dubbed, the darkest spell of moon the undaunted, a powerfull dark spell that killed immortal beings, that came from best character, eclipsa, the queen of darkness.

We need that.

Or stick him I'm crystal like eclipsa was in star. Is there no one who could trap him in ice or crystal for all eternity.

How about throw him into the centre of a volcano trapped and caged , forverr being killed by heat?

I assume there's space travel, send I'm into a black whole, were a black whole don't fuckin care if your immortal or fat, you will die

:3

Yes, I love anniversary Aizen. His original octopus-butterfly hollow design was ugly so I'm glad he's back to being the fashion icon he is.

Locking Aizen up underground once is one thing, doing it twice after saying he got more powerful by just sitting there, and he escaped to battle the Quincy Soul King God... is another. I think he should have escaped at the end of the Quincy arc. That is the only feasibility.

I heard the anime is coming back for the Quincy arc as well, but because of COVID its probably going to be delayed. (I'm not gonna watch it until the Rain section of the arc then I'm dipping out. I'm only here for Zangetsu)

and funny that you mention that hell scene in the manga :)

-> spoilers for the new BLEACH 73 page anniversary chapter / thoughts/critique on it

So hey you had a premonition! Syazel .... returned? And his hole is outside of his body??? for some reason???

(I didn't understand the explanation or why / how that happens and what that means for the hollow)

And my friend and I were laughing because out of ALL the things. Kubo could do in this anniversary. He gave Syazel his dick back after going to hell. That is iconic. (that's where his hole was located, and now that its not on his body ... well...) This is the funniest thing Kubo has EVER pulled. Kudos to you, sir.

The entire internet is freaking out over Ukitake being in hell. Honestly Kubo has done far worse, and we've established that Soul Society is a corrupt system that hasn't changed, so I'm not surprised he would pull something like this.

At the same time, Kubo 1. cheated his audience. 2. continues to prove me right that he cannot bring himself to kill his characters

1. Hollows who have commit murder in their human life are sent to hell. Syazel and Aaorniero are two of these hollows, and yet, when they are killed, there is NO gates of hell scene. We see them there later in the hell chapter (which was more of a promotion for the fourth movie and I didn't believe it would hold any merit)

But the same goes for Ukitake. We never see the gates of hell take him. What, was hell late? Did hell's gates get lost like an uber before picking him up? It's bull. Withholding such vital information from your audience, not showing the gates of hell when they should pick up this soul IMMEDIATELY is ... I mean its a lie. Kubo lied to his audience.

2. Now we are told powerful shinigami are sent to hell when they die. First of all that sounds like a security threat. Wouldn't shinigami want revenge for that? Or attempt to escape? Why would they still hold loyalty after being sent to a prison of eternal suffering?

Also "Yhwach and Aizen" were the only ones keeping Hell's gates closed is way too convenient and doesn't really make any sense. I feel like Aizen should have deliberately gone to hell to retrieve powerful shinigami / hollows for his army instead of keeping it /closed/.

This is definitely a Kubo-doesn't-know-what-he's-doing-and-is -making- stuff-up-as-he-goes, but it might have a pinch of merit because of previous plot lines.... but either way, there's some big plot holes here, but again, its Kubo, so I expected nothing less.

Again, he can't kill off his characters. He introduced zombification, he introduced immortality through the hougyoku, he has Orihime and Hachigen's reversal / rejection abilities. He brought back Luppi, friggen.... a character who's entire upper half of his body was incinerated. Like.... come on. No. He's dead, you can't bring him back like that. That's a cop out and just weird. You're taking away consequences and grief.

(Also Yamamoto and Unohana deserve to be in hell far over Ukitake, they've done some fcked up stuff in their pasts unlike him)

Also Kubo's favorite character is Mayuri, which.... you're allowed to have a favorite problematic character. But Keeping said character alive and bared from the consequences of abusing his daughter, murdering innocents, and experimenting on your own squad members? Nah. Nope. Kill him, Kubo. Kill this dude.

(his weird attachment to Mayuri is probably why he keeps bringing Syazel back, since Syazel is Mayuri 2.0, but Syazel is the bad guy who does face consequences for his actions while Mayuri is not)

~

Also, I'm certain Kazui and Orihime are going to be THRILLED that their precious husband/dad is going to hell when he dies :)

(I just... Rukia teased Ichigo about leaving Orihime at home. She teased him about having a house wife who he leaves all the chores to. Orihime had two panels. She checks on her son who promised he would be at home and sleep. Kazui fcking breaks his promise like it never mattered to him and JUMPS out the window after pretending to sleep in front of his mother. ... An 8 year old... alone... in the middle of the night.)

Orihime is abandoned. She is not invited to SS, she is not informed of what is going on, her son leaves her.... I...

Orihime is a side character. She doesn't matter anymore. She hasn't mattered for a long, long time.

A part of me is glad she had little screen time, since she tends to waste it, but another part of me is embroiled with rage.

I've even see people try to defend this. "Orihime and Ichigo can't be together ALL the time, that's an unhealthy relationship!" and I'm like guys... that's not the point. The point is Orihime is not part of Ichigo's other life. Any shinigami stuff from now on is none of her business. She's going to stay at home while Kazui and Ichigo go off and save the world. Ichigo is going to be fighting by Rukia and Renji while Orihime watches from the sidelines, or worse, doesn't even know what is going on with her husband and son. Orihime is going to be uninformed and abandoned, because she has not proven she is capable of fighting by their sides(go on, @ me. I will fight this. She's a failure.), and also because she prefers a human life over a dead one. Which is ironic, because she married a dead man. Ichigo is a shinigami, and he will be one forever. god forbid she ever meets his Zanpaktou. She would tremble in fear at the monsters her husband harbors in his soul, especially when she realizes they don't care about her and would rather see her dead. (Zangetsu would absolutely kill Orihime. Not sure about Kazui, but Orihime has not accepted Zangetsu, she does not like either of them, and the feeling is assuredly mutual.) frick now I want to make a comic about this

Also still frustrated over Zangetsu's shikai / bankai regression. Kubo once again lied to his audience. Ichigo has no bankai. How ridiculous is that? The main character of BLEACH doesn't have a bankai. Insulting.

(RIP to Chad. He doesn't exist anymore. He's just gone. No mention, no cameo. Gone.)

Kazui is a demon child. That character from the novels? Hikone? They're the same character. Literally same personality, same power level. Its worse because Kazui is a liar. He constantly goes behind his parents' backs. He can summon creepy fish and creepy eyeballs and open portals like is ANYONE aware of this? How has SS not kidnapped Ichigo's son and experimented on him / locked away his powers yet? All substitute shinigami require a reiatsu controlling / spy badge to keep them in line. Where is Kazui's? Or is he just a weird fullbringer?

I was worried Kubo was gonna try and pull a knock off Boruto but luckily he kept the focus on Ichigo and the others. But that being said, Ichika and Kazui are now just... sort of there? Kazui was kinda just.... having his own adventure that doesn't matter to the plot at hand, and Ichika had some nice characterization at first but she just hid behind her dad the whole time.

I have a feeling Kazui is gonna step in at the last minute or do some major behind the scenes thing that indirectly interferes with the main plot so no one will realize how powerful and dangerous he actually is. Its sad because Ichika is the superior character in personality and likability, but she clearly is not going to have a bigger part in this.

Ichigo having a normal life after everything still feels extremely boring and uncomfortable to me. Everyone's like 'I'm still bLEACH!" but.... BLEACH just... doesn't feel like BLEACH anymore. It hasn't for a while now.

~~~

There's two new shinigami characters. Didn't care for the girl, but the Sign Language kid who talks to animals is adorable ... however... he just reminds me of Chad, and I just... it hurts knowing Chad has essentially been deleted. Chad and Orihime are officially benched. They have chosen the human world, and Orihime has given Ichigo his spawn so she has no more use/purpose to him anymore... ////sigh

~~~

Also. This is claimed to be a new "arc". So is the BLEACH manga coming back? What is happening. I thought Kubo was tired and didn't want to do BLEACH anymore. I thought Shounen Jump cut him off. People made so many excuses for Kubo and why the past two arcs have been so badly written the past 6 years and now almost everything they've attempted to defend him with has been revoked.

BLEACH is going to continue to screw up its plot lines and characters, so Its probably best for it to stay dead but I've seen a lot of Kubo stans drooling over this content, they're desperate for BLEACH's return, but its already given out all its possible revelations. There's really nothing else to top here. It's just going to make things up as it goes along ,and I'm not really here for half-assed writing like that, especially since the damage of rushing the previous manga has already been done. Kubo and Shounen Jump are riding off a money nostalgia. None of this was planned.

Honestly though.... overall feeling of this chapter, not as bad as it could have been.

Syazel stole the spotlight, and he's my friend's favorite character, so that's all that really matters.

[ganondoodle]

Ok super curious about your kogha backstory- care to tell?

alright im gonna try and summarize it (bc of course i have it as a movie in my head) but prepare yourself bc its the vaguely connected to lore stuff thats probably typical for me now lmao

- he was part of the group of sheikah monks 10,000+ years ago that were trained to go into the shrines you find in botw

-he was kicked out after he was challenged by maz koshia to a fight and nearly killed him (yeah for some reason i hc koshia as like, the teacher of the group and he wanted to teach kohga a lesson by beating him bc he always acted as if he never listened)

-later, shortly after the other monks that finished their training went to their shrines, the royal family turned on them and started to persecute all sheikah, there were other monks (bc of course they arent gonna all go into shrines without leaving some who can teach others) that believed they could find a peaceful solution, but they were all killed after sending kohga away with some of the most important documents (just to be sure)

-the survivors gathered in a smaller one of their villages (possibly ancient kakariko) while kohga defended them from the hyrulean army (which is what that last painting i did shows) but after he ruthlessly killed many many soldiers the other survivors turned on him too bc they’d rather give up and swear to do anything the king would order them to do than all die fighting

-he was captured and only kept alive bc the king knew kohga had hidden some of their research/knowledge  away and wanted to make sure nothing remained

-before that could happen a few (maybe like 3-5) former sheikah that shared kohgas mindset freed him and ran away together, thats bascially when the clan was founded

- of course they all changed their names and if they went out of hiding were disguised, since kohga was literally the only one left that received the training of monks he was declared the head of the clan (oh right i ..also have the hc that he was called Koji or Kota back when he was sheikah i havent decided which one yet)

-how hes still alive after such a long time ? well, we know that age reversal is possible from purah, but while she used sheikah tech, Kohga back then used somewhat refined malice, in the form of tattoos, to keep himself from aging

( heres a WIP, that i havent finished yet, of those tattoos)

-however, after living for so long time (and those tattoos) did have an effect on him, he has forgotten nearly everything from back when it all started, including alot of his own research; he doesnt know anymore how he managed to do the whole malice tattoo thing (thats partly why he doesnt want link to succeed in botw bc he needs the calamity for trying to research AGAIN how he did it, either for freeing himself of it or doing the same to other clan members that want to)

plus, the reason for why hes always so tired, is bc on one hand he stays up at night to read any older scrolls and documents he can get his hands on in hopes of getting his old knowledge back, on the other hand, the malice in his tattoos feeds of both feelings of hatred/anger AND his life force itself (obviously not too much bc it’d dumb to kill your own host xD ) which is why he constantly looks tired af and falls asleep the second you look away

this is also why he fights so similar to how maz koshia fights (although a bit weaker after everything that happened, but its still the same source) and why the yiga clan is still so obsessed with bananas, bc the ancient sheikah were too (if you give koshia a banana when you fight him he does the same lil dance as the yiga members in the stealth section) and since kohga is from that era its only logical he’d bring it with him

SO THEN yeah thats the basic summary .... i know its pretty wild but hey, i never come up with this kind of stuff willingly, my brain just kinda ... does it (i hate it sometimes ngl)

[gremlin-gr4pes]

Analogical request- Logan lives on the other side of the country from Virgil, and Virgil has been struggling so Logan sends a “you can do this” card and a teddy bear with a tie on it to help Virgil get through what he’s going through. 💜💜💜

Analogical request by @hedgiehoggles

Before we start. Let's clarify. This is an Analogical one shot that has been requested with a prompt ask. I do not own these characters and I may draw some artwork to go with it if I ever get the inspiration.

(PS. This will take place in 3rd person)

Word count: 7, 835 (woah 0-0)

Tw: Anxiety attack, crying, hurt-comfort, fluff. Please tell me if I've missed anything.

Au: Human

•-------------------------------------------------•

It had been rough. This whole week, A bombardment of assignments. Deadlines that he just could not meet. Not to mention he didn't understand what the current question he was stuck on. The words didn't make sense to him, not to mention the whole subject confused him. English. Well not the subject excactly, it was their current topic that confused him the most. Most of the text was in Latin and poor Virgil had his download of the translation crash and delete. Which stressed him out even more. He needed that translation if he didn't want to fail this course.

He had been trying to save that download for over an hour now and he just couldn't. He couldn't take it anymore.

A wet substance fell onto his keyboard alerting Virgil that he was now crying. Which in return made him realise how stressed this entire ordeal had made him as he now noticed his hands trembling over the keys of his laptop. The hitched sound as he inhaled and exhaled in short shakey breaths. His thoughts spiraling as the dreaded feeling began to settle in.

Virgil moved his laptop away as he shut the damned thing, it was unbearable to look at anymore. Bringing his knees to his chest, the teen buried his head inside as he hugged them tightly. His breathing quick and sharp. He knew what his boyfriend would say. What he would do.

Logan loved Virgil and Virgil loved Logan. The only thing in the way was the long distance between their states. Logan lived in Ohio as Virgil lived in Florida. It was an unbearable fact that they had to deal with. Hopefully college would be better.

Though, even the thoughts of his loved one surrounded him, it didn't cease his crying, nor his trembling. Virgil raised his head, reaching for his phone, decorated with a plain black case with a bunch of band stickers stuck on.

With blurred vision he tried his best to get onto the chat with Logan.

Virge💜:

Hey,.

Lo✨💙:

Hello, Darling. Is something the matter?

Virgil let out a small laugh. He always knew if something was wrong.

Virge💜:

can ee call??

Immediately the phone lit up, asking to accept or decline. Virgil didn't even care if Logan chose a voice call or video call, he immediately answered and was met with Logan settling his phone down on his desk. A concerned look loomed over his usual stoic face.

"Virgil? Darling, what's the matter?" was what the latter heard immediately. Sending a wave of hot tears down his face just by the sound of his voice.

"I.. I-" Virgil's voice hitched and stuttered as he tried to answer the question.

"okay, I understand. I'm here, just listen to me, okay?" Logan said over the phone. His voice laced with concern for his boyfriend. "You don't need to tell me what happened until you're ready. Whatever it is I love you, and I always will. Don't ever forget that, now.. Please follow my lead" Logan added, Virgil nodded when needed.

"deep breath in 1, 2, 3 and 4" Virgil did excactly that as Logan firmly counted to a pace he could handle. "now hold.. 1, 2, 3, 4" virgil held his breath, a hand over his mouth to help the process "6, 7.. Virgil, exhale, 1, 2, 3, 4.." Virgil's breath was a struggle to control but he managed.

The pair continued the breathing exercise until Virgil's breath had regulated. The trembling was long gone and the thoughts had faded, tears were now a dry trail of salt down his face. "Lo... Thank you" his voice was weak and tired after the anxiety attack but endearing at the same time.

"Virgil, don't worry about it. I'd be there in a heartbeat if it weren't for the hellish journey to Florida" the pair laughed gently, though the statement was all but false. The journey would be a long one and by the time Logan got to his house it would be the end of the day.. Or the next day.

The couple talked and laughed all through the night before they decided it be best to go to sleep. That night, Virgil felt much better than what that evening had brought him prior to that phone call.

•----Timeskip because I said so----•

Virgil was sat in the living room. A rare sight but his parents were out shopping at that very and was told to stay downstairs as the washing was currently on. He was minding his business, the TV set on YouTube with music blaring at a level that drowned out his neighbors clatter and their children's screaming. Whilst he, himself, was scrolling through tumblr, his safe haven.

That was until he heard a knock on the door. Virgil looked out of the window due to curiosity, keeping the curtains moderately closed as he took a peek to see who it was.... A mailman?

Confused, Virgil stood from his perched spot and headed to the front door, undoing the hatch and opening the door. "Package for uhm-" the mailman checked the name "-Virgil Storm?"

"oh.. Uhm.. Yeah, that's me.." he stammered, more confused on why he had a package.

"okay, here" the mailman handed him the box and started walking away. Perplexed, Virgil stood there for a moment before shutting the door once more and setting down on the couch once more.

Virgil stared at the box in his perched seat, wondering what on earth could be inside. Carefully he rattled the box, it was pretty light and whatever was making the quiet thud inside wasn't that bit either. Maybe packing peanuts were silencing it?

He let out a huff before finally ripping the tape off (with his teeth, naturally. What else is he gonna do? Get a box cutter? No). Once the tape was off he opened the box. Instantly met with the eyes of a medium sized brown bear and a blue stripy tie. Virgil's eyes lit up by the sight as he went to grab it, he was greeted with the overly soft sensation of fur.

Bringing the bear close to his chest he peered into the package once more, finding a card letter. He picked it up. The card was a lilac and with a slight sent of peppermint. That's when he remembered what Logan had told him one day. That he had hand lotion that was peppermint scented, what he had said 'one of my favourite fragrances'. A simple little memory that brought a smile to his face as he realised who had sent this sudden gift his way.

Virgil turned to card and began to read what was written upon the card.

"You can do this..

No matter what the world may bring. Believe in me. Know that I will always be there for you. I may live far but I assure you, I will answer your calls within a heartbeat. (And if not, you may scold me.)

If you may ever require a reminder, please refer to the sophisticated bear.

He will comfort you when I cannot.

Love

- Logan ❤"

Virgil stared down at the card, a smile plastered upon his face. He looked up, glances around before spitting his phone, instantly picking it up and going to the chat that belonged to solely him and his boyfriend.

Virge💜:

Hey Lo!

Lo, heyhey!

Hello!

Hi,,?

You online?

Can I scold you?

Lo✨💙:

Scold me?

Virge💜:

Yeah,, you are the one that sent this bear.. Right?

Lo✨💙:

Yes, of course. I merely forgot I added that.

But, please don't my messages a slightly delayed.

Virge💜:

Suuuure~

Lo✨💙:

Well, I believe you contacted me regarding the gift I sent your way.

Do you like it?

Virge💜:

Of course I do,, it's perfect

Thank you,,

Lo✨💙:

I'm glad you like it. I meant every word.

Even the scolding part.

Virge💜:

Srsly? XD

Welp, I'll be abusing that factor.

Don't leave me alone too long XD

Lo✨💙:

Of course.

Virge💜:

Wanna call?

Logan smiled on his side before pressing the video call button. The call immediately being accepted on the other side. The couple talked for as long as they could until Virgil's parents came home. The break between that call and the next wasn't long as Virgil wasn't needed for that long.

It's safe to say, Virgil loves the bear. Ensuring it's always in the bed when he sleeps. In his arms when he starts to panic or simply when he's thinking of the one he loves.

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[mizzztery]

THE END — i’ll make up an ending, or post the ending if i’ve written it (dont ask why i didn't just send all in one ask. my brain's acting funny xD)

Oh hey that's totally fine it makes it easier for me actually lol

Ok... My ending...it IS subject to change... As Im making it up right now... I'll post as spoiler free as I can.

It had been a year since Dib had seen the rest of his family. Professor Membrane had made them all promise to meet from now on every year at the family estate until the end of his life. It was surprisingly easy for all of them to agree. Dib was feeling a bit anxious driving up to the gate knowing he could've been better at keeping in contact with them, but he's had some distractions in his own life, hopefully they would understand.

He punched in the code and the gate opened, before he could get back into his car though, a blur of black and red sped fast his car violently, shaking it and leaving flames and tire marks in it's wake.

"Zim! Why is he driving like that?! With kids in the car??!!" Dib screamed

He got back in the car and drove though to the parking lot, next to the crazy alien looking vehicle. Gaz got out of the driver's seat and Dib was pissed.

"GAZ!? You were the one driving?"

"Chill out Dib! I only did that to piss you off!" She laughed before getting into the backseat

"Well it worked! How dare you drive like that with my nieces and nephews! After everything we went through to make sure they"

"Shut up Dib the kids weren't in the car!" She interrupted

Dib slouched "Oh... Where are they?" He said feeling stupid

"We've been here for three hours, I went to the store to get more supplies" she explained.

"Oh... Well still you shouldn't drive like that!" He shouted

"Shut up and carry this stuff" she ordered and gave him a ice chest. They both headed into the mansion.

"Zim is with Dad and the kids in the garden right now if you feel like harassing him, but keep your insults to a minimum in front of my kids GOT IT!" she threatened

"Yeah yeah I know! How has everything been anyways?" He asked heading into the kitchen to put the ice chest on the table. Gaz followed and grabbed a soda.

She took a big gulp before answering "Well I'll tell you this much, I've MISSED HAVING SODA! I can't drink it in front of the kids or they'll beg for it!" She said before taking another big gulp

"But other than that to be honest it's been a challenge but... A fun one" she answered before grabbing another soda

Dib looked at her confused "Have they had any you know? Health problems? " he asked

They both left the kitchen and headed to a balcony that overlooked the garden Gaz had mentioned. It was acres and acres of land, so they were hard to see but in the distance you could see a very blissful Professor holding two little "Beets" (baby/smeet) as they decided to call them.

Not far from them was Zim in disguise holding the other two and screaming at Gir and mini moose who were supposed to be putting together a swing set.

The two siblings both leaned against the balcony taking in the sights before them.

"Yeah we've had some scares here and there..." Gaz finally answered causing Dib to snap back to reality.

"Zazz has scared us a couple times, when he eats too fast and pukes... We thought he was gonna die" Gaz lightly laughed "But we were just panicking"

"And Skoodge had breathing issues at first but Zim and Dad examined him a lot in the lab and they figured out a way for him to breathe without having to install a PAK on him, Zim was against having to do that unless it was a last resort" she continued

"How's Zelda? I can't believe Zim let you name her that!" Dib laughed

"Hey Zelda is a cool name... It just so happens to be a great videogame as well!" She snapped

"Im just glad he put his foot down when you wanted to name Skoodge and Zazz: Sonic and Mario" he mumbled

"Can you believe he wants two more?" Gaz asked

Dib shook his head "WHAT???"

Ok stopping now

I don't want to plague anyone's timeline with my long ass text but it gives you an idea of where I'm going

Like I said though it's not final

(I still need to name the fourth kid! Eek)

Thanks for the ask@lovelybutnot-ablankcanvas. Sorry it took so long

[theravencawsatmidnight]

Can I request Hawks and reader? Reader's ex boyfriend comes back and wants to start dating, but the reader can't stand the thought to go back to him. So, the reader hires Hawks to be pretend her boyfriend. They go out a couple times, until ex gets a message. Problem is... the reader falls in love with her fake boyfriend. XD Thank you~~

Hero For Hire

He showed up at your work of all places to ask for you to take him back. The fire on your face was more than enough to excuse yourself and take this Ex outside.

“Please? I miss you. I wont do it again”

“No! Just leave me alone! Why would i go back to you? You are a awful person”

“Baby cmon . You dont mean that.”

“Leave or ill make you leave.”

The anger on his face sent a chill down your back but you stood your ground. Never again. He did leave though, muttering under his breath. You sighed leaning on the building collecting yourself. This needs to stop. You went back inside and apologized to your boss before returning to work.

As soon as you clocked out you went home to search the internet for a solution. You stumbled upon a Hero for Hire link and clicked it.

‘Tired of a clingy ex? Need to get rid of them? Hire me! Ill pretend to be your boyfriend so they get lost!’ You rolled your eyes at this website , thats too good to be true .. but .. whats the hurt in it? You sent a email and went to bed.

Hawks phone lit up and he looked at it landing on a roof to read it.

‘If this is real i have a ex problem , he wont leave me alone i need to shake him off . Heres my number and address. I dont care what Hero you guys send me , i just want this dude to leave me alone.’

His wings fluttered while he looked at the starry sky.

••••

You woke up to a few texts from your ex and a email from the website.

‘Of course we are real. Sounds like a real problem. Just let me know where i can meet you and what time .’

You rubbed your eyes reading it a few times before replying with your work information. With a yawn you got ready for work , thinking about what hero you would get.

Your work was ex free in the morning thankfully since you did not have the energy to deal with him. It didint help that it was a clothes store you worked at , he always lingered around. But by the 4th hour of work sure enough he came in to ‘look at clothes’ . You shook your head leaning on the counter watching the door. Waiting for a Pro to step though.

Your ex dropped some clothes on the counter making your gaze travel to him in a glaring way. He tried to talk to you while you rang up the clothes.

“So i think i know where we went wrong y/n”

“Oh yeah?”

“Yes i got angry to easy.”

You rolled your eyes shoving the clothes in the bag pushing it to him. “Ok have a nice day.”

“Y/n..”

“Have a nice day”

“No. I need to talk to you. And your gonna listen.”

“Is she now? Thats no way to talk to my lovely dove.”

You both looked up and you fell onto the desk. It was Hawks. God damn Hawks. That website was real. Hoo.lee.fuck . He strolled over going behind the desk to pull you to him kissing your cheek. “Hi little dove. Can you take your lunch?” Your ex clicked his teeth stomping off but not before looking back making a fist.

You didint know what to say , apparently your boss did not care that he was behind the counter either. You looked at him and he agreed to you taking your lunch now , laughing a bit and waving his hand to hurry you out.

Hawks brought you to the next door cafe ordering you a coffee and sitting at a table . He sipped his coco and placed a paper in front of you. “First, wanna apologize for kissing without permission. Ill knock off 10 bucks for that. Just seemed like the right thing to do.”

You gripped the hot coffee reading the paper as best you could, eyes jumping all over it for key words.

‘Hero For Hire.

-your email-

1 week of services. $50

2-3 weeks of services. $100

1 month or longer of services . $200 , starting.

Restrictions.

No children. I am not here to give you kids.

What i will do.

Make your boyfriend jealous till hes a crying mess ;)

Shower you with the love you deserve ^#^

Take you shopping ! Yay clothes!

Take you on dates !!! Food yay!

Will i have sex with you?

I will not! Im not a prostitute silly!!!

What happens if one of us falls in love?

I need to know as soon as you realize so i can re calcualte my services and think about what to do. If i fall in love then lucky you! My services are free since ill be with you forever! Yay! ‘

You looked up and Hawks with a raised eyebrow. He was sipping his coffee looking smug as fuck. “Made it myself.” Gloated the Hero. You rolled your eyes at him .

“I think a week should be enough. Dont worry about the kiss i think it really pissed him off so thats good for me.”

He set his coffee down handing you a pen from his coat to sign the paper. “Great! Lets get to work, little Dove.”

•••••••••

And to work he did. Hawks hung around your job every single day , if he wasint sitting on the roof eating he was in the store holding up clothes for you to see and ask you to try on.

“Hawks im working”

“Y/n boss can she try this on?”

“Oh goodness of course!”

Eye roll but this time with a giggle.

Your ex stopped showing up too but that didint mean he didint follow you around on your dates with the Pro. He brought you to the movies, introduced you to other Pros, treated you to dinner. It was all really nice, you had never been treated this way and... it made your stomach get butterflies .

Not once did your ex approach you, not with Hawks holding you so close to him or holding your hand. He gave you little cheek kisses and picked you up in his arms taking off into the sky to really lose the damn guy.

On the 6th day your ex had pretty much got the picture abd left you alone . You were so relieved you invited Hawks to your home to treat him to dinner which he agreed to hapily . You asked him if you could cuddle him and he picked you up sitting on the couch with you holding his food for him.

He told you all about his side job and how fun it was ,but the love made it complicated, he had to break alotta hearts. You laid your head on his chest thinking about it , and if you should tell him or not.

[greyykittyy]

[09/21/2021] 04:24 [Apawcawlypse]: :O 04:25 [Zadias]: Sup 04:25 [Apawcawlypse]: my fur 04:25 [Zadias]: Swiggity 04:25 [Apawcawlypse]: XD  what you up to 04:25 [Zadias]: Probably gonna do torghast 04:25 [Apawcawlypse]: ah ok 04:50 [Apawcawlypse]: no offense but you should leave that guild.. i ncant force you to but it might be wise you do before its too late 04:52 [Zadias]: Eh, I'm not worried about it 04:52 [Zadias]: I helped make it and I like the name 04:52 [Apawcawlypse]: i dont know why you even stay there 04:52 [Apawcawlypse]: like i feel sobad for you 04:52 [Zadias]: Well for one because guilds don't really matter to me, and beyond that Nev is in it so 04:52 [Apawcawlypse]: my guys had a convo earlier about this and its like... 04:52 [Apawcawlypse]: no i mean with nev 04:53 [Apawcawlypse]: in general 04:53 [Apawcawlypse]: we feel bad because you have no choice but to deal with ehr and kiera 04:53 [Apawcawlypse]: thats really sad 04:54 [Zadias]: Eh, don't worry about me 04:54 [Apawcawlypse]: i cant make your choices but i can sit here and tell you thats not a smart move being in a house where a female has control over you and who you talk to 04:54 [Apawcawlypse]: i do worry 04:54 [Apawcawlypse]: cant blame me for being a friend 04:55 [Zadias]: Technically I talk to who I want and I haven't spoken to Kiera in a couple days 04:55 [Zadias]: But I appreciate you worrying about me 04:55 [Apawcawlypse]: tbh if i was in your shoes id tell nev fuck off i will not talk to kiera and you cant force me to 04:55 [Apawcawlypse]: im sorry to be so harsh man 04:55 [Apawcawlypse]: i just feel really bad 04:55 [Apawcawlypse]: you dont need that shit in your life 04:56 [Apawcawlypse]: nev will find out how much of a bitch she is one day and drop her like a bad habbit 04:57 [Apawcawlypse]: me personally i dont have issues with nev.. but kiera is manipulating her 04:57 [Zadias]: Technically she'll probably stay with her - regardless of how much of a "bitch" she is until Kiera breaks up with her 04:57 [Zadias]: It was that way with Fallenstar too 04:57 [Apawcawlypse]: and nev needs to get tough and just boot kiera 04:57 [Apawcawlypse]: kiera knows shes using nev with healy 04:57 [Apawcawlypse]: ive seen it 04:57 [Apawcawlypse]: you have too 04:58 [Zadias]: Wait 04:58 [Apawcawlypse]: you cant sit here any deny that you know its happend 04:58 [Zadias]: I thought you said you didn't care about healy anymore 04:58 [Apawcawlypse]: i didnt say i didnt care, i know if i said anything nev wouldnt belive it anyways 04:58 [Apawcawlypse]: so i said idc she wont listen 04:59 [Zadias]: Eh, idk 04:59 [Apawcawlypse]: you told me neve didnt care anymore 04:59 [Apawcawlypse]: so that says enough 04:59 [Zadias]: Let's not talk about Nev it gets exhausting 04:59 [Apawcawlypse]: well im sorry but someone has to tell you this shit 04:59 [Apawcawlypse]: its obvious you know what i mean 05:00 [Apawcawlypse]: hell id straight up ignore kiera and not give a shit what nev says 05:00 [Zadias]: I've had plenty of people tell me these things 05:00 [Zadias]: I don't care really 05:00 [Apawcawlypse]: you are not her bf you dnt have to do what she says 05:00 [Zadias]: I'm going to be friends with Nev period 05:00 [Apawcawlypse]: im not saying nev im saying kiera 05:00 [Zadias]: If that means I also have to be neutral with Kiera - her mate - so be it 05:00 [Apawcawlypse]: dont let nev tell you its a choice you have to make 05:00 [Apawcawlypse]: thats where you ignore kiera 05:00 [Zadias]: I want Nev to be happy, she wants her best friend and mate to get along, I'm going to make the choice to do that 05:01 [Apawcawlypse]: so you let her control you 05:01 [Apawcawlypse]: you just said it 05:01 [Zadias]: I"m tired of every conversation we have end up having those two as a focus 05:01 [Zadias]: If that's going to continue I"m doing to remove and block you 05:01 [Apawcawlypse]: so you admit to letting her control you 05:02 [Zadias]: I admit to being done listening to you continously claim that 05:02 [Apawcawlypse]: i am not saying to leave nev im saying stop letting her tell you what to do 05:02 [Zadias]: I don't care 05:02 [Apawcawlypse]: -sigh- 05:03 [Apawcawlypse]: i just dont want to see you hurt again 05:03 [Zadias]: If you wanna be friends we can, but I"m not going to keep entertaining these talks and claims 05:03 [Apawcawlypse]: just know that is the only reason 05:03 [Zadias]: I will be hurt again, it's life, it's inevitable 05:03 [Zadias]: I don't care if I get hurt, I've been hurt a million times already 05:03 [Zadias]: I deal with it, I get over it, I move on 05:04 [Apawcawlypse]: well if kiera winds up fucking with you and you lose your home with nev i dont know what else to tell you 05:04 [Apawcawlypse]: thats a problem 05:04 [Zadias]: Bro\ 05:04 [Zadias]: I'm done 05:05 [Apawcawlypse]: im soryr to be point blank bud.. 05:05 [Apawcawlypse]: ill chill.. just dont ever feel like you did anything wrong 05:06 [Apawcawlypse]: where are you i will come sit with you alone and we will change the topic 05:06 [Zadias]: I'm gonna log, too stressed to deal with wow right now

Zaddy — Today at 5:24 AM Look, you don't know what's really going on, I've told you I'm tired of it and that I don't care, you obviously don't seem to listen, I gave you my warning and you failed to heed it. I'm sorry but I'm sticking to my best friend no matter how much I get annoyed with her, I will always stick with her. If you want to continue to talk bad about her and her mate, fine but I'm done. It was nice while it lasted but goodbye and I hope you have a good life.

[wilhellmine]

#13DaysofGA - Zaaron - Christmas Eve

Wooohooo, here is my little something to participate in the 13DaysofGA!

Be ready for some Zaaron cheer! EEEEEEYYYYYYY!!! OOOOOH!!! EEEEY! OH! Well... XD

I strongly recommend to listen to LVNDVNs “Dragon” as a soundtrack ;-)

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Theme: 4) Christmas lights at night... or maybe 10) Naughty or nice?

The door bell rang for a long time.

Zaks headache couldnt take it.

And then again. Someone rang the bell at his door.

"What the fuck? Its freaking Christmas eve, who the hell would..." mumbled Zak while walking to the door. When he opened them, he was actually surprised who paid a visit to his house on this dark, windy and chill December night. "Im here for the usual Christmas dinner," explained Aaron why his tall and, now, compared to his younger self, so thin figure is what Zak saw when he opened the door. "What dinner, bro, what are you talking about?" "The one we used to have every year... as a crew, with our families together..." Aaron was looking confused. "Oh man... yeah... well... Im not hosting it this year, you know? I... I thought Billy or Jay told you." "Yeah, they did, but I thought its a joke," shrugged Aaron his shoulders.

Zak was tired. He just wanted to get into the bed, curl into a ball and maybe even leave a few tears to escape his eyes and make their way to the pillow, thinking how the fuck old he is and how the fuck alone he feels without having someone to cuddle to, before he fells asleep.

"Aaron... Why... why arent you at home? With your... fiancée?" "Because... On Christmas eve, Im always here. With you. And the guys." "Aaron, again, no ones coming, you get it?" "Then... wheres your mother?" "My mom? Dude, for the last time, there is no party tonight. You get it? Even my mom is at home, probably already asleep, which I would like to be too, so... you should go home." "And what am I gonna do with these then?" Aaron pulled his hand from behind his back, showing Zak a bouquet of flowers. "Well, you take them!"

Tiger Lilies...

"What am I gonna do with flowers?" "I dont know, but Im not gonna take these all the way home." "Why not? Victoria would definitely love them. They are... beautiful." "No, you take them."

Where did he got Tiger Lilies in the middle of winter?

"You like them, you take them."

The both went awkwardly silent, Zak staring at the bouquet, that, who knows how, ended in his hands, Aaron scratching his head and shifting from one foot to another.

"Come in, you ass," growled Zak. Aaron smiled brightly and followed Zak inside to the dark house. Aaron took off his coat and then his hoodie. Zak didnt even bother to turn on the lights, the fireplace and the colorfully lit small christmas tree in the corner were enough for him.

"Im sorry, Ive got a little headache, so... I like when its darker around me..." "Its okay," said Aaron silently. "Im used to darkness." "Yeah..." "So? No party tonight?" "No, man," sighed Zak. "I didnt want to see... I mean... You all have your families... like, girlfriends... The only woman visit me for celebrating Christmas with me is my mom. So why are you here, Aaron? Why arent you with your girl? Or, if you thought that Im joking, why didnt you take her with you to celebrate with the whole crew?" "You know why I came. Im always with you on Christmas eve. And I wont change that tradition." "But Victoria..." "Gosh, Zak! You know what I am and I felt so bad about what Im feeling and she offered me this fake relationship thing so that you..." "What?" slipped from Zaks mouth. Aarons face was covered with shadows, but his eyes were sparkling with fire. "What do you mean? What fake relationship? And what does it have to do with me?" "Forget that. I should go." "No! I want an explanation!" shouted Zak while grabbing Aarons arm, holding him close firmly, so he wont escape. "Zak... dont pretend like you dont know." "About what?"

The wind outside changed to a storm. The christmas tree lights blinked and turned off. The only light in the living room was now the fire, who wasnt burning anymore, just a few glowing embers were slowly dying in the ashes. The two men were surrounded by darkness.

Aaron took another step closer.

"Dont play stupid. I like you. A lot."

Aarons voice almost sounded like a wolf snarl. Zak could feel chills all over his body.

The christmas lights flickered again. Zak almost jumped out of his skin, when the radio turned on by itself.

"And now we are gonna play a song for all of those who would love to spend their Christmas with someone they are longing for, but they cant..." spoke the, in Aarons opinion, "too-happy" voice from the radio and Zak realized that his hands are now grasping Aarons shoulders. "Its ok, its just the radio... the electricity is working again... sometimes it turns on some items, if you dont unplug them before they shut the power off and then on again," explained Aaron. "Seems like were going to have a party in the end, dont we?"

Aaron embraced Zak around his waist, swaying with him to the slow rhythm of the song that begun to play.

All of the pressure Makes you drift and wander If all the paths we've paved Love remains true And gravity ain't the one to blame You should know Where I wanna be Who I wanna see...

"If you like me... then fucking prove it."

Let's not beat around that bush Lets not feed the fairy tales Here it in the way way way...

Aaron kissed Zak gently, tightening his hold around him.

You wanna believe that I'm down with ya I'm down with ya Imma help you see that I'm down with ya Yea im down with ya...

"Do more," whispered Zak. "Make me believe you." "Careful how you approach me, I might..."

Aaron pulled Zak down on the couch, kissing his neck, biting on the flesh, leaving wet, burning marks all over Zaks fragile, porcelain white skin.

"More," breathed Zak into Aarons ear.

Aarons hand found its way under Zaks tshirt, travelling with fingertips over Zaks collarbone and then down to the belt of his pants.

"You dont know what you wish for..." "Prove it to me. I need to know that you want me as much as I want you... Do it finally..."

Zaks thoughts are hazed, and hes feeling lightheaded, Aarons eyes still connected with his, a soft moan escapes his lips, as Aaron touches him, his hand almost rough on the sensitive spot, but Zak enjoys it, he loves it oh so much, and he allows himself to think that this Christmas could maybe be the best he ever had, as Aaron silences his now loud moans with kisses.

Give that feeling to you oh yea...

[woahhiperson]

Ok so im doing this cause my fren made me think of this and it wont leave my brain

“Hear my name”

[No one will listen to Ferdinand’s full name so he goes to Linhardt to try and get him to listen. Linhardt isn’t passing so Ferdinand thinks he can bribe Linhardt with a chance to pass]

Ferdinand:

You could use a buddy

Don't you want a pal?

(Yes I do! Yes I do!)

Friend, the way I see it

You all should be listenin'

And i should stick around

(And hear me!)

Linhardt: What?

Ferdinand: Nothing

So, Linhardt, don't sleep all day

Be awake all day

Professor is the one you should ignore

Together we'll exterminate, assassinate

Linhardt:No

Ferdinand:The finer points can wait

But first you gotta hear my name

Go ahead and sleep but that won't help you

Here you got a solid plan B option

I can bring your grades so far up

All you gotta do is hear my name

Friend, just hear all three parts in a row

Then you won't believe how far I'll go

I'm on the bench, but coach

Just put me in the game

All you gotta do is hear my name

Linhardt:I don't know your name

Ferdinand:Well, I need to say it

Linhardt:How 'bout a game of charades?

Ferdinand:Yes, let's play it

Linhardt:Two words

Ferdinand:Right

Linhardt:Second word

Ferdinand:Uh-huh

Linhardt:Lawn drier?

Ferdinand:No

Linhardt:Dawn spire?

Ferdinand:No

Linhardt:Con lier?

Ferdinand:No

Linhardt:Von Aegir?

Ferdinand:Yes!

Linhardt:Okay

First word

Ferdinand:Okay

Linhardt:Stupid land?

Ferdinand:No! [>:( how dare u]

Linhardt:Stinky hand?

Ferdinand:Close, but no

Linhardt:Ferdinand?

Ferdinand:Yes!

Linhardt:Ferdie von Aegir?

Ferdinand:Wow, I'm impressed [Why the nickname?? meanie :(]

And all you gotta do is hear my name one time

One time in a row it must be spoken

Unbroken

Ready?

Linhardt:Yeah

Ferdinand:Okay!

Ferdinand

Linhardt:Yeah

Ferdinand:Von

Linhardt:Hmmhm

Ferdinand:Ae-

Linhardt: *s n o r e*

Ferdinand:What?

Linhardt: *waking up* You're done now?

Okay then, bro

I'll think about your name

Let you go

But I prefer my chances right now

Ferdinand:Ferdinand!

Linhardt:Okay

Ferdinand:Von

Linhardt:Sure

Ferdinand: A-

Linhardt: *Yawning* But..!

Being tired and unaware doesn't mean that I'm an easy mark

I've been swimming with piranhas

I don't need a shark

Yes, I’m tired

But not that much

Ferdinand:Okay, Ferdinand

Von

Linhardt:Be a noble and spare the noise

Ferdinand:I'm offering you a full-time helper

Linhardt:Are you any good?

Ferdinand:You bet'cha

Trust me, friend

Linhardt:I just met ya

Really it's a flattering offer

Ferdinand:Don't you wanna see your good grades?

Linhardt:I think I'd rather just doze off

Ferdinand:No!

Linhardt:I may be really tired

But Ferdinand, it's not as if I've lost my mind

Ferdinand:So, playing hardball, huh?

You are tougher than you look

Linhardt:Just wanna make sure I know who I'm working with

Got any references?

Edelgard:Linhardt, there you are

Hubert:Are you alright?

Ferdinand:H-Dog, E-Town, my old pals

Hubert:You get away from him

Linhardt, this is a dangerously annoying individual

[Ferdie yeets a potion he had saved in his pocket at Hubert and Edelgard. It lets him possed them for a short amount of time]

Ferdinand is noble

Ferdinand is smart

Ferdie is a graduate of Juilliard!

He can help

We found him on Yelp

Our troubles all ended on the day that we befriended him

Every word is the truth

[Potion begins to wear off]

Ferdinand! Von! A-SHUT UP!

Ferdinand: What!?

Edelgard:What the heck was that?

Hubert: has So violating

Ferdinand:There you go, bud

Couple of five-star reviews

Linhardt:What was that?

Ferdinand:That was a potion

Anyone can do that in less than one lesson [Ferdie you lie ;-;]

Linhardt:Anyone?

Ferdinand:Pretty much, anyone’ll do sure

Linhardt:Then, Ferdinand, what do I need you for?

Ferdinand:Woah, woah, woah woah woah

Hold up, hold up, guy, I'm your pal

They're sweet, but I'm a noble straight from class

I know, I went a little hard on the sell

But we're BF-F-F-F's forever

[Hubert and Edelgard drag him out of the room and lock the door so he cant get back in] Hey!!!!

Hubert and Edelgard:Linhardt

Linhardt:What? I wasn’t sleeping

And you heard what he said, anyone can do that potion stuff

We don't need that noble

The three of us alone can pass this class

Together we can make a grown man weep [ With happiness that they passed xD]

Guys, I got a dinner date to keep

Hubert:Okay, so what's the plan?

Linhardt:Sleep through a lesson

He's gonna freak when we still pass well

So he wants the perfect student

I'll lead that lamb to slaughter [U r picking up huberts murderousness o h n o]

Yeah, I got game

I'm gonna make him see my name [On the passing list]

(Make him see your name)

I'll make him see my name

(Make him see your name)

I'll make him see my name

(Make him see your name)

Not failing today!

I'll make him see my name

[They all then proceed to fail because they ended up t posing and planning instead of studying]

[invisiblue]

Awn thx for tagging me Maria! @noruil (i´m a bit late but this looks fun)

1. what do you prefer to be called name-wise?

Sophs

2. when is your birthday?

July 2nd

3. where do you live?

Brazil

4. three things you are doing right now?

Listening to my roomate talk about her shitty bf hahah and answering to these, faking that i´m studying (cuz this is what she thinks that im doing for sure xD). Also thinking about my dinner, cuz im hangry :)

5. four fandoms that have piqued your interest?

Naruto (yep, forever i guess), and Killing Eve for sure (what else is out there), TLOU e RDR2.

6. how has the pandemic been treating you?

i´m safe, but i´m so tired. I had to make some decisions (and others were made for me) that i´m not that satisfied.

7. a song you can’t stop listening to right now?

Garoto by Carne Doce

8. recommend a movie

I just watched Sofia Coppola´s On the Rocks and was like ok, idk what i was expecting, but last month i rewatched Lost in Translation and it is the same vibe xD i liked it in ways i cant understand, maybe so i can look cool.

9. how old are you?

22

10. school, university, occupation, other?

finishing my bachelor’s degree (yep just using your words)

11. do you prefer heat or cold?

Cold, and i guess just because my country can be really hot for too long, and it isnt cool enough 

12. name one fact others may not know about you

I’m not that good on planing my day, but when i have sth different like going out or traveling or idk shoping it just dont leave my mind, i wake and i remember oh tonight im gonna see my friends, and 4 hours before i´m already getting mentally ready

13. are you shy?

Yep, but im a good at small talk as i lately realised so you wont tell that about me

14. preferred pronouns

she/her

15. biggest pet peeves

Humm idk for sounds ill prob be the one doing it xD

16. what is your favorite “-dere” type?

I refuse to answer this hahah

17. rate your life from 1 to 10, 1 being crappy and 10 being the best it could be

not 10 (TOO GOOD ANSWER FOR ME TO CHANGE)

18. what’s your main blog?

Just this little thing

19. list your side blogs and what they’re used for

never had them

20. is there something people need to know about you before becoming friends?

idk xD i guess just to keep in touch

(little fireworks) Feel free to answer (little fireworks)