#ok fine np

[shadowbannedthehedgehog]

i love saying i have a routine as if it means in anyway i remember what said routine is n follow it (:

[trifoliate-undergrowth]

I went to a thrift store after work in my NPS uniform and a little old lady asked me if I worked there. At the thrift store. The National Parks Service manages your local Savers

[nerkmidcharm]

I FUCKED UP

I ACCIDENTALLY SELECTED MY BURLAP AISHA AT THE LAB RAY & THEY ZAPPED TO FUCKING SNOW

I WILL FIX YOU I PROMISE

[kraviolis]

bbmc's whole goddamn problem is that they talk too much. they just talk in circles. they talk in riddles. they restate whats already been said like 70 times and the wording gets worse every time. and i dont mean this in a *dundee voice* "soy boy snowflake wahh my feelings" way, they just use way too many words for what can be said in a few words.

someone needs to give them communication 101 classes from a therapist. a team of therapists. where the fuck is the "i" statements. these assholes are all absolutely convinced their perception is the Correct and True one. it causes so much fuckin needless abrasion. i think dundee and barry and everyone need to get over their fear of emotions bcus its actively making all of them weaker.

theyre all like "grrrr emotions weigh you down emotions get you killed emotions make you soft and weak" but theyre also fucking idiots who dont realize that theyre never gonna be emotionless their emotions are already weighing them down and holding them back and making them all weaker.

its because they arent letting them fucking go. none of them have the balls to look at their emotions head on and acknowledge how they feel & why they feel that way and they ESPECIALLY dont have the balls to let that shit go. instead of doing that, they just talk to each other in codes and riddles that allude to how theyre feeling instead of just being fuckin honest and blunt.

they need to treat their emotions like theyre giving comms during a shootout or a heist or some shit. that way they can stay honest while also not enabling miscommunication by trying to overexplain or justify their own thoughts and feelings to their own family.

[tomkittycat]

motivation?? maybe???

ummmm ok so i’m going one of these posts cus why not :3

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25 notes - i’ll clean my room

50 notes - ill try and start brushing my teeth every night (in progress!)

100 notes - i will start eating breakfast

200 notes - ill start actually doing my english work

300 - i might actually tell my parents about stuff

400 - ill pressure my parents to get me on meds (they say their going to but they haven’t yet)

500 - ill sort-of try in school

600 - ill remake my rainbow kandi cuff (the first one was too small :<)

700 - ill start reading again

800 - ill finish my science project (-_-)

900 - ill start painting again

1000 - i’ll start making crafts again!

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and that’s all for now- maybe i’ll add some more if i come up with them :>

spamming is fine ><

(no pressure to add any notes to this post at all. whole post is /nf and /np)

[moodymisty]

(really sorry if this is sent more than once, firefox crashed right when I hit Ask so im re-sending it just in case)

Local Konrad apologist here to request a continuation to your 'Sevatar hunting you' oneshot you posted awhile back. sfw or nsfw, either is fine

(if you dont want to continue that plotline, np!! Just literally any Sev content would be hype as fuck, not gonna lie. love that man sm)

and i hope you and your pidges have a wonderful day❤

Soft continuation of this request

Author's note: Hell yeah I’ll continue that one! I love Sevatar <3 I hope this is ok! It didn’t quite flow the way I like but I don’t want to hold it up forever

Relationships: Sevatar/Fem!Reader

Warnings: Lewd kind of, Violence and gore warning, Pet play technically? Sev calls you his little pet, Dubcon, Biting

When Sevatar had captured his prey, he made sure not to let it go. He dragged you back between his teeth to his den aboard the Nightfall, and you haven’t seen a Salamander since.

Sevatar has done much work in making sure your base needs are tended to- such as food and water to keep you healthy and soft - while on the Nightfall.

You are most likely the most well kept baseline aboard the ship, and many others refer to you snidely, jokingly, as Sevatar’s prized little pet.

He does a lot of prowling around to keep other Night Lords away from his catch, predator proofing his quarters.

While most Night Lords would hesitate to disobey him, or tread in quarters not their own or of their stature, Sevatar knows that his little pet is worth the risk.

You’re soft, clean and fragile, and unlike many of the serfs aboard who know how to hide and not be interesting enough to toy with, you whimper and cry and beg enough to make an Astartes mouth wet with drool and his hearts pump faster.

You don’t do as much anymore- With the Salamanders long gone that wound has faded, and you know despite his demeanor, Sevatar doesn’t break his toys. He seems to take quite good care of them actually, and despite the wounds he leaves in your body, the food he gets for you and the quarters you live in is almost comparable to life with the Salamanders.

Sevatar is returning to his quarters, looking downward at his knife when he feels as if something is off. He puts his knife back in its sheath, turning the corner to finish his trip to his quarters.

His body goes rigid when he notices the door is open, locks busted and completely torn apart. Only one glance inside confirms you’re gone. Your scent is fresh still however- this only just happened.

Sevatar runs down the halls, slamming into the shoulders of other marines who quickly try to give way to him, and halfway through the hall a singular Night Lord yells:

“If you’re looking for your pet, the idiot is taking her towards the barracks.”

He also hears the same man mumble about how he warned the thief, and that he wants to see his how Sevatar will display his guts for being a blackhand.

He catches up with the thief in the halls, spotting him carrying you with a hand clamped over your mouth. The other arm is around your waist, legs dangling and kicking uselessly.

Sevatar approaches him from behind and pulls out his knife and closes the distance lightning quick, slicing the wrist around your mouth so he doesn't crush your head. The Night Lord instinctively drops you- Sevatar hears your yelp as you crumble to the metal floor and presumably twist something - trying to defend himself first and foremost. Sevatar had the advantage however both in surprise and sheer strength, and within moments manages to get the slightly smaller Night Lord on the ground.

You can only watch as the two throw punches and tear at each other, eyes wide.

You hear the crunch as Sevatar’s knife drives through ceramite armor, reaching the black armoring suit underneath. The younger Night Lord attempts to clamp onto Sevatar's body but his one wrist is mangled and won't listen, while the other attempts to grab his neck in a desperate last ditch effort.

The first stab managed to crack ceramite armor like the outer shell of a bug, it takes a second blow for him to stab through his black carapace, and reach his organs. The marine lets out a shout as Sevatar's gauntlet gets covered in bright red blood, and you can only watch in a frozen stare as he mangles the younger night lord's body into a crushed, bloody mess.

Sevatar finishes by standing up, and grinding his head into the floor with his boot, splattering blood all over the floor.

A few Night Lords pass by, rolling their eyes at the mess and speaking along the lines that he had it coming, for disobeying Sevatar.

One also mentions that Sevatar wasted a meal by crushing the Astartes like that, and even just the implications of him feasting on the man’s brain matter has bile rising in your throat.

Blood is still on your face from his initial attack, alongside whatever splattered your way as you laid on the floor and watch him crush your kidnapper. Sevatar leans closer, and he laughs when he smears it across your face with his gauntlet.

He’s examining you for any damage, and other than a sprained wrist from when the Night Lord dropped you to the floor, you’re unharmed.

“Messy.”

You say nothing, but instead lean forward and wrap your arms tightly around his neck. Sevatar noticeably stiffens.

He supposes in your mind he is your savior. The Night Lord who had broken into his quarters more than likely wanted to toy with you for a bit until you broke, then throwing you into the garbage.

It’s good to know that you’re attached to him. That you know he is your best option, and that you won’t consider trying to sneak off. While he loves it when you cry, when you beg him to stop, there’s also a part of him that loves that you want him. How lately, some of your begging has turned into cute little whimpers.

Picking you up off the ground to return to his quarters you latch to him like he’s going to drop you as well, arms around his neck.

He likes the feeling.

Perhaps some of the other Night Lords would prefer it if you ran, if you hated him, but Sevatar wants you to want him. He wants to feel that rush.

He hasn't had his armor off in about it a week, but they're safe enough in Imperium space; He can take it off for a bit.

He won't let you out of his sight while he does so however, setting you down right in front of the armoring platform as he has the serfs and mechanical arms take away piece after piece of ceramite. It can sometimes take almost a half hour to armor up a marine, removing the pieces is significantly shorter. He leaves his black armoring suit on to take off in his quarters, and pushes you back there like he’s herding an animal.

He looks briefly and notices how that Night Lord broken open the lock; He'll remember that.

He watches you quickly scurry inside of his quarters, his den, sitting on the bed and trying to pick at the astartes blood coagulating on your face. You look so small on the massive bed, and the way you curl your legs up exaggerates the difference.

"I was asleep when he broke in... I didn't have time to hide or find you."

Sevatar laughs at the idea of you being able to hide or run from an astartes.

"Just shows that I need to keep a closer eye on you. You make a lot of trouble for me."

The way you look at him is concerned. You think he's considering getting rid of you. That you cause too much trouble for him. That couldn't be less of the case. He knew what he was getting into when he stole from the Salamanders.

Walking closer he stands and towers over you, seeing the hesitation and fear in your eyes when his hand comes close to your face. Instead of your neck however, it wraps around your jaw, and he forces your mouth to open with his thumb.

"But you're a good little pet, aren’t you.”

He loves the way your mouth wraps around his thumb- warm, wet, like the inside of a wound. Your hands rise up to wrap around his wrist, while he pushes you down laying on the bed.

“I should get you one of those tattoos.”

Sevatar removes his thumb from your mouth and grips your hair, pulling your neck to the side and exposing you vein. He can see your heartbeat through your skin, along with the myriad of old scars and healing bites he’s left there.

It’s his favorite part of you; Nothing else is like the feeling of your life and soul between his teeth.

He drags his teeth down your neck and feels the way your hands clamber at his shoulders, until he finds a spot he likes and sinks his teeth in.

Your hands slap at his shoulders and you whimper, gasping in pain as his dull teeth pierce your skin. His tongue is coated in that tangy, iron taste, the salt of your skin mixing. You taste delicious- the feeling of your soft flesh underneath his hands and in his mouth makes his cock throb.

A part of him imagines biting down harder, drawing more blood and ripping your skin. The crunch of vein and bone. But he doesn’t want to damage you that much, and risk loosing his catch.

“W-what tattoo?”

You breathlessly speak. Sevatar knows some of the other- usually older - Night Lords have been tattooing their favorite serfs; Staking a claim on them.

He doesn’t need to stake claim on what everyone already knows is his, but the idea of his name, or his variation of the Night Lords symbol adorning your delicate skin rouses a part of him.

He bites again, and you take a sharp inhale- heels digging into the bed. Your thighs are forcibly spread apart to make room for his massive body, weight holding you down. He feels your heartbeat in his mouth, your very life is so close.

“You’ll see.”

[bunny-is-cute]

The messages between Stolas and Blitzø 🥺

Transcript below spoiler

Stolas: I'M SORRY IF ANYTHING I SAID OR DID MAY HAVE OFFENDED YOU TONIGHT.

Blitzo : ITZ WUTEVS

Stolas : NEXT TIME YOU COME OVER. MAYBE WE CAN TALK ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED AT OZZIE'S?

Blitzo : Y?

Stolas : I'M SORRY NEVERMIND , IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL. I WAS JUST WORRIED ABOUT YOU. YOU SEEMED VERY UPSET AND YOU TOOK OFF SO FAST. BUT MAYBE I READ TOO MUCH INTO THAT. I'M GLAD IF THAT'S NOT THE CASE. I WASN'T UPSET EITHER I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE YOU WERENT'T AND OBVIOUSLY YOU CAN HANDEL ANY STUPID JOKE A CLOWN CAN MAKE. ASMODEUS CAN BE VERY INVASIVE IN HIS HUMOR. BUT I THOUGHT IT WAS PRETTY FUNNY MYSELF. WHAT HE SAID ABOUT ME AT LEAST. I ENJOY BEING THE SUBJECT OF JEST. MAYBE YOU CAN SAY MEAN THINGS TO ME TOO NEXT TIME YOU COME OVER.

Stolas : IF YOU WANT?

Blitzo : SHUR

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Stolas : THANKS FOR HELPING ME WITH VIA TODAY, YOU WERE GREAT IN THAT HUMAN SHOW.

Blitzo : NP

Stolas : ARE YOU COMING OVER TONIGHT WITH THE BOOK?

Blitzo : LYKE OLWAYS

Stolas : IF YOU DON'T FEEL LIKE COMING, THAT'S OK! I'M SURE I CAN DO WITHOUT IT FOR ONE MONTH :)

Blitzo : K

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Stolas : DO YOU PLAN TO VISIT TOMORROW I KNOW YOU'VE BEEN BUSY, AND WORKING HARD. MAYBE IF YOU'D PREFER, WE CAN SKIP THE BEDROOM AND JUST RELAX MAYBE? I'M SURE YOU NEED A BREAK.

Blitzo : WUTEVR U WANT, ITS UR NIGHT

Stolas : IF YOU'RE NOT UP FOR IT, OR TOO TIRED, THAT IS PREFECTLY FINE. NO PRESSURE, I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING WITH THE GRIMOIRE TILL NEXT MONTH.

Blitzo : MAE BEE

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Stoles : MAYBE INSTEAD OF OUR USUAL ARRANGEMENT ON THE FULL MOON WE COULD PROPERLY CATCH UP THIS WEEK MAYBE MONDAY?

Blitzo : I MITE B BSUY

Stolas : I WOULDN'T WANT TO BOTHER YOU!

Stolas : YOU CAN ALWAYS DROP OFF THE BOOK ON THE FULL MOON AND I CAN LEAVE IT FOR YOU IF YOU ARE TOO TIRED TO DO ANYTHING...

Stolas : BUT I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU.

Blitzo : K

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Today 17:49 PM

Blitzo : GIT BEVVER SWOON :(

Stolas : THANKS YOU BLITZ, THAT MEANS A LOT.

Stolas : I MIGHT BE HERE A WHILE, IF YOU EVER WANT TO VISIT. 💜

[sleepr-agent420]

WIP Wednesday

thank you @alienoresimagines for the tag! i still have to sound out wednesday lol

a little something from the hunger games au :)

Bucky knows its childish, kicking around rocks and hitting leaves with a stick he found while theyre supposed to be quiet, but he hates how close Marge and Buck have gotten. His Buck. They're practically holding hands at this point. And everytime time Bucky stomps on some crackly dry leaves, Buck swivels his head around to shoot him a dangerous look.

At least Buck will look at him now.

Marge is ok. She's fine. She's a great girl. But she's so close.

The two walk ahead of Bucky, shoulders bumping as they try to move silently through the woods. They whisper things back and forth and Bucky would give anything to know what they're talking about.

(just firgured out what np tag means) NP TAGS: @skyphloxx @butdaddyilovehim99 @holbrookism @ranger-elizabeth

[luciddreamingcrow]

Playable character au pr. II

--Song recommended for today is: pools by glass animals--

Sumery: in this au, you the reader, are a playable character/nps in witch the fanbase have made their own ships with other characters based on voice lines, canon inteactions, popular headcanons etc. :D

Characters included: Beidou, Yae Miko, Zhongli.

✮

Beidou

About Reader

" Reader? Oh they are my sailor, they are in control of the coordination of the ship, Reader is one of the people I will always have loyalty and I can always rely on when times are though, despite their friendly personally you shouldn't underestimate their determination and strong character, if you ever need help and I'm not here, just go to Reader they'll clear things out for you, of course if you mention that I was the one who told you that. And if you'd ask me if I'd rather live without the ocean or live without Reader, I'd rather live without the ocean without a second thought."

About how it started

" You wanna know more about me and reader? Well we met each other when we still kids, at the time we were at our lowest and the only thing we did to pass the time is daydream about having a boat only for ourselves and nobody else, explore the rest of the world and go treasure hunting, one day we had enough of it being just a dream and so we went to the harbor, stole a couple book guides for constructing small boats, and the needed supplies, a couple weeks later we succeed and started to accept requests on delivering supplies that needed to be sent overseas"

General sumery about your relationship with said character:

You and Beidou are life long traveling partners, and you two are the founders of The Crux, and there was a contract when you two were younger that the two of you will always be by each others side no matter what, that is evident in Beidous hangout that before Beidou goes with the traveler, she tells you exactly where she'll be and reassure you that she'll be just fine and leaves the boat in your hands.

What the fandom thinks:

OK there may or may not be a shipping war between Beiwang and Beider (the ship name between Reader and Beidou). But the Beider shippers are having the time of their life cuz when beidou is on the scene Reader is never far behind, even Thoma had pointed out how close they are, and Kazuha suspects that Beidou and Reader may be more than friends. But most people(nps) just excuse it by saying that you two are just "close friends". As fanfics go there are a lot of aus specifically where Readers and Beidous roles are swapped and there's a handful of soulmate aus.

✭

Yae miko

About reader:

"Oh? Reader? My my, now from where did you hear about them? Mhm I see well for short they are the main illustrator of yae publishing house and have been for a long time now, they never seem to disappoint me with their illustrations and the way their hands gently glide across their sketch book, they even managed to become a beta reader for upcoming books and gives advice to the writers if needed."

About Yae's absence

"Now, now why are you so curious about my absence in the grand narukami shrine mh? Don't you worry I was simply in (insert restaurant) with Reader, beta reading some novels that are gonna be released soon and getting some (insert favorite food) to get ourselves some energy, nothing more. Hm? You think that sounds more like a date? Perhaps it was, who knows?"

General summary about your relationship with said character

As seen in the voiceless abb you, you guys have a friendly relationship that may or may not be more than just partnership between coworkers, and that's evident by how often yae takes you off work just to go restaurants and try out their new dishes or when the two of you walk around the shore and talk abb whatever is occupying your minds or when you are sketching in the moonlight due to you getting inspiration in the middle of the night and if you look carefully there's a pink fluffy companion in your lap warming you up.

What the fandom thinks

Ok the fandom itself has mixed feelings. On one side we got the toxic Eimiko shippers slandering Remiko( the ship name between reader and yae miko) with each opportunity they get. While the other Eimiko shippers are trying to reassure Remiko shippers that not every Eimiko shipper is like that and it's ok to ship whatever you want as long it's not problematic. Remiko shippers on the other hand are just chilling and enjoy every interaction there is to consume, and the ship itself got more recognition in the update where yae was released and in your hangout it's obvious that yae wasn't pleased at all when the traveler had to drag reader out of their date, meet up.

✮

Zhongli

About Reader

"Reader? They are a close friend of mine we met at Third-Round Knockout, and I must say I admire their strong personality and they're not afraid to say what's on their mind, I keep all the letters they've wrote me while they were away, and whenever I miss their presence I pick one of the letters and read them"

General summary about your relationship with said character

You and Zhongli met at the Third-Round Knockout restaurant and since you were the only people left there and it was quite late, he ofered you to walk you home, and in the meantime you guys started to talk abb liues history, afer a while u two started getting closer because of ur similar interest in history, even if u were visiting another nation he would write u letters abb what stories u missed so when u would come back u wouldn't had missed a thing and as per usual he would walk u home as u talked abb ur travels, at this point it's a routine, he will insist for u to talk abb things you enjoy because he loves the look of excitement and passion in your eyes, for him your presence alone is refreshing and a breath of fresh air.

What the fandom thinks

Once again the fandom is having a shipping war but surprisingly it isn't from Zhonchi shippers and Regli ( the ship name between Reader and) shippers, but it's mostly the rest of the fandom debating whether witch one is more "valid". Some folks on tiktok are saying proship this, midship that but at the end of the day the ship itself isn't problematic in any way so yeah. But hey in the lantern rite festival there was a cutscene where the two of you were enjoying a nice meal while admiring the fireworks, also you were seen with him in the end of the second part of the Liuye Archon quest. Also let's not forget the matching compass necklace that points in the direction of each other.

[thinfatfit]

Tw suicide mental illness everything eating disorder

Isn’t it wild how if you have a physical illness and need to miss work you can be like my asthma or diabetes etc is acting up and ofc tons of jobs are shitty and will be like tough shit but for at least some they’ll be like ok np stay home sick whereas with a mental illness you can’t just be like I’m depressed you have to be like listen I haven’t slept in three days but the last time I did sleep it was for sixteen hours I don’t know when the last time is that I left the house I either don’t eat bc I’m too tired and depressed or I eat five tubs of ice cream and throw them up I might kill myself (dw I won’t literally at my followers) but I’m trying hard not to every day is lived minute to minute I also have constant ocd compulsions so do you think I could stay home this afternoon and they’re like ok fine but this afternoon only!!!!! I’m sad sometimes too yknow!!

[blkkizzat]

hey! i've seen your post about whb and want to say that i agree with you completely! like yeah pb fucked up much enough lately, but i've been following the game since pre-registration and from that moment on saw complaints very often. literally about everything. and it`s not even criticism it`s just complaining and insults! and ok ok i understand and not forbid complaining, but if complaints are constant and about everything, then why are you playing? just leave the game and have some rest and all this talk that there is no content for f2p players...well, no? to begin with, this game definitely doesn`t position itself as one that needs to be played 24 hours, 7 days a week. 15-20 minutes a day will be enough. and this is one of the main problems of the fanbase imo - expecting from the game more than it can give you also want to mention that me as f2p player don't consider NP as something terribly cashgrabbing bad. yes, if it was a little cheaper it would be better, but it`s the best option to get the character and his artifact GUARANTEED, sorry not sorry

(english is not my native language, so i apologize for any possible mistakes! and you can also ignore this message if you find it uncomfortable! i'm just glad that there are those who share the same opinion as i do about this situation)

yes you get it! criticisms are fine, but the constant insults and a unhelpful complaining that is crazy. even more crazy how people will play a game they openly dislike and keep making themselves frustrated.

but omg yes, i said that over on reddit and people hated it. this game (even for P2P) is not a 24/7 content type game like genshin or a lot of other gacha is. It's meant to be played 2-5 hours a day max and most of that is doing panty party if you wanna get to level 100 each time. I have every character but school Levi and the xmas angels (got beach raphael tho!) and I definitely could be playing more than i do but i like pacing myself and taking my time. This is not the main game someone should be playing.

yeah agree, NP could be cheaper but otherwise its near four times that amount to buy enough seals for 220 pity if you end up needing it. Also its significant steady income for PB.

your english is great! i honestly wouldnt have known if you didnt tell me. thank you for your thoughts pookies! 🫶🏽🫶🏽

[derit-s]

If anyone wants the transcript of the texts between stolas and blitz:

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STOLAS: I'm sorry if anything I said or did may have offended you tonight.

BLITZO: It's wutevs

STOLAS: Next time you come over, maybe we can talk about what happened at Ozzie's?

BLITZO: Y?

STOLAS: l'm sorry! Nevermind, it's not a big deal. I was just worried about you. You seemed very upset and you took off so fast. But maybe I read too much into that, I'm glad if that's not the case. I wasn't upset either I just wanted to make sure you weren't and obviously you can handle any stupid joke a clown can make. Asmodeus can be very invasive in his humour, but I thought it was pretty funny myself. What he said about me at least, I enjoy being the subject of jest. Maybe you can say mean things to me too next time you come over.

BLITZO: Shur

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STOLAS: Thanks for helping me with Via today, you were great in that human show.

BLITZO: Np

STOLAS: Are you coming over tonight with the book?

BLITZO: Like olways

STOLAS: If you dont feel like coming, that's ok! l'm sure I can do without it for one month. :)

BLITZO: K

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STOLAS: Do you plan to visit tomorrow? I know you've been busy, and working hard. Maybe if you'd prefer, we can skip the bedroom and just relax maybe? l'm sure you need a break.

BLITZO: Wutevr u want, its ur night

STOLAS: If you're not up for it, or too tired, that is perfectly fine. No pressure, I don't have anything with the grimoire till next month.

BLITZO: Mae bee

STOLAS: Maybe instead of our usual arrangement on the full moon we could properly catch up this week? Maybe Monday?

BLITZO: I mite b bsuy

STOLAS: I wouldn't want to bother you! STOLAS: You can always drop off the book on the full moon and I can leave it for you if you are too tired to do anything...

STOLAS: But I would like to see you.

BLITZO: K

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BLITZO: Git bevver swoon :(

STOLAS: Thank you Blitz, that means a lot. STOLAS: I might be here a while, if you ever want to visit. 💜

[fan-of-chaos]

Compilation of Blitz and Stolas messages!

Transcript:

Stolas: I’m sorry if anything I said or did may have offended you tonight.

Blitz: Itz wutevs (its whatever)

Stolas: Next time you come over, maybe we can talk about what happened at Ozzie’s?

Blitz: Y?

Stolas: I’m sorry! Nevermind, its not a big deal. I was worried about you. You seemed very upsed and you took off so fast, but maybe I read too much into that. I’m glad if that’s not the case. I wasn’t upset either I just wanted to make sure you weren’t and obviously you can handle any stupid joke a clown can make. Asmodeus can be very invasive in his humor, but I thought it was pretty funny myself. What he said about me at least. I enjoy being the subject of jest. Maybe you can say mean things to me too next time you come over.

Stolas: If you want.

Blitz: Shur (sure)

Stolas: Thanks for helping me with Via today. You were great in that human show.

Blitz: np (no problem)

Stolas: Are you coming over tonight with the book?

Blitz: Lyke olways (like always)

Stolas: If you don’t feel like coming, that’s ok! I’m sure I can do without it for one month. :)

Blitz: k (ok)

Stolas: Do you plan to visit tomorrow? I know you’ve been busy. And working hard. Maybe if you’d prefer, we can skip the bedroom and just relax maybe? I’m sure you need a break.

Blitz: Wutevr u want, its ur night (whatever you want, its your night)

Stolas: If you’re not up for it, or too tired, that is perfectly fine. No pressure, I don’t have anything with the grimoire till next month.

Blitz: mae bee (maybe)

Stolas: Maybe instead of our usual Arrangement on the full moon we can properly catch up this week? Maybe monday?

Blitz: I mite b bsuy (I might be busy)

Stolas: I wouldn’t want to bother you!

Stolas: You can always drop off the book on full moon and I can leave it for you if you are too tired to do anything…

Stolas: But I would like to see you.

Blitz: k (ok)

Blitz: Git bevver swoon :( (get better soon)

Stolas: Thank you Blitz, that means a lot.

Stolas: I might be here a while, if you ever want to visit. ❤

[tranquil-slaughterhouse]

Conversation #1

Stolas: I'm sorry if anything I said or did may have offended you tonight.

Blitzo: itz wutevs

Stolas: Next time you come over, maybe we can talk about what happened at Ozzie's?

Blitzo: y?

Stolas: I'm sorry! Nevermind, it's not a big deal. I was just worried about you. You seemed very upset and you took off so fast. But maybe I read too much into that. I'm glad if that's not the case. I wasn't upset either I just wanted to make sure you weren't and obviously you can handle any stupid joke a clown can make. Asmodeus can be very invasive in his humor, but I thought it was pretty funny myself. What he said about me at least, I enjoy being the subject of jest. Maybe you can say mean things to me too next time you come over.

If you want?

Blitzo: shur

Conversation #2

Stolas: Thanks for helping me with Via today, you were great in that human show:

Blitzo: np

Stolas: Are you coming over tonight with the book?

Blitzo: lyke olways

Stolas: If you don't feel like coming, that's ok! Make sure I can do without it for one month. :)

Blitzo: k

Conversation #3

Stolas: Do you plan to visit tomorrow? I know you've been busy. And working hard. Maybe if you'd prefer, we can skip the bedroom and just relax maybe? I'm sure you need a break.

Blitzo: wutevr u want, its ur night

Stolas: If you're not up for it, or too tired, that is perfectly fine. No pressure, I don't have anything with the grimoire till next month.

Blitzo: mae bee

Conversation #4

Stolas: Maybe instead of our usual arrangement on the full moon we could properly catch up this week? Maybe Monday?

Blitzo: i mite b bsuy

Stolas: I would want to bother you!

You can always drop off the book on the full moon and I can leave it for you if you are too tired to do anything...

But I would like to see you.

Blitzo: k

Conversation #4

Blitzo: git bevver swoon :(

Stolas: Thank you Blitz, that means a lot.

I might be here for a while, if you ever want to visit. 💜

Blitzy❤️ is typing...

[hxlda-hxlda]

valentines snippet!

thank you for the tag from the loveliest of lovelies, @fiddleleafedfig <3 blessed is the day i wake up to a new snippet from them.

ok anyway have one from the new wip that’s taken over my life:

“I’m being serious, you know.”

“Actually, I’m–”

“Don’t you dare finish that sentence.”

“Fine.”

“Just listen.”

“Listening.”

“My point before you interrupted, wanker, was that you might like reading more of his stuff. Of any of these muggle authors.”

“Are you giving me homework now, Professor Lupin?”

Lupin wrinkled his nose.

“What?” Sirius asked, rolling onto his side to see him better. “What’s that face for?”

“Just… would hate to be a professor, I think,” Lupin said after a beat. “Having to put up with stupid kids all day and all that rubbish.”

“Nah,” Sirius replied without hesitation. “I think you’d be a brilliant teacher.”

“Why’s that?”

“Well, you put up with me and James all the time, don’t you? We’re giving you all the practice you’ll ever need.”

Remus snorted a laugh.

“And,” Sirius pressed on, “you’d get to be all bookish all day! Scrawling in your little diaries and… whatever else teachers do. Dunno, really.”

“You’d have to actually pay attention to the teachers to know what they do, makes sense you haven’t a clue.”

“Hey! I beat you on that last Charms exam.”

“Don’t remind me.”

“Besides,” Sirius said rather out of nowhere, when they’d fallen into something of a lull and it seemed Lupin might start reading again, “you’ve also got a lovely voice. The kind of thing your students wouldn’t mind paying attention to. Even I would listen in History of Magic if you were the one droning on, I reckon.”

Remus remained quiet, and Sirius wondered if he’d said something wrong. But when he looked over again, Lupin looked nothing short of his usual stoic self, kind of blank and a little bit red around the ears. “You right there, Lupin?”

“Piss off.”

“And, he’s back. Go on, keep reading about the talking foxes. I want to know if this chicken heist goes to plan. Maybe we could learn a thing or two from them, conduct our own heist on the Slytherins or something.”

np tags! @mblematic @just--vi @bellaxisworld @iliketoreadstuf @spaceandotheroddities

wishing a happiest of valentines days to everyone, i claim you all to be my valentines. it’s just the rules, all of my mutuals are my valentines now.

[dearest-painter]

I don’t mean to trigger anyone but I wanna see if anyone agrees with me.

Can we agree that KNY demons aren’t really demons? There more like glorified vampires. They wouldn’t even last in a fight with demons from hell(Hazbin). Like put Muzan against Lucifer or Charlie or Morningstar!Reader? He wouldn’t live. Hell Lucifer is a FALLEN ANGEL! He was said to not only be the most beautiful Angel but one of the most powerful(Second to GOD I think. Take that with a grain of salt. This is what I remember. I’m an Atheist)

Also Hazbin Lucifer confirmed that he never lost his Angelic powers so not only does he have He’ll powers but he also has Angelic powers.(Mans is OP XD) KNY demons wouldn’t even last in a fight with an Overlord!

Ok I’m done ranting. Thank you for listening to my TED talk.

Nah it’s fine. I only say demon because that’s what they are called at least :P Also as a fellow atheist, satan never existed. I’m saying this because of a priest that I watch so I can learn more actually says that satan never existed in the original bible, he was just a different Latin word but take that with a grain of salt as well because I’m RECALLING it. Anyways np anon