#ok doc

[beemovieerotica]

my brother what are you on painkillers for

i had kidney surgery last tuesday and im pissing blood

[razzafrazzle]

whenever i see people draw garfield as a catgirl they always make him feminine and young. you dont understand him like i do. anyways theyre both transbians to me

[image description: a drawing of garfield and arlene from the garfield comics depicted as catgirls. garfield is depicted as a fat, light-skinned, hairy woman with short orange mullet hair, freckles, a white tank top, orange shorts, and orange sneakers, and arlene is depicted as a tall, dark-skinned woman with short curly pink hair, red lipstick, a red dress, sheer tights, and pink pumps. arlene is sitting on a countertop and looking down at garfield, who is sitting in a chair with his legs spread, picking at his teeth and smiling. the drawing is made to look as though it were a real garfield comic panel. end id]

[dishwasherfish]

I think we should bring back that thing everyone did in 2014 where you badly photoshop two characters from entirely different media together to look like they’re in love. This is my proposal for doc ock x glados please consider

[expelliarmus]

[uc1wa]

jason todd who’s a little religious and says he wants to wait for marriage to fill you full with his cock and cum. jason todd whose tongue is lapping at your entrance and his fingers are circling your clit, reminding you that the bible doesn’t say anything about the inability to do this.

[beescake]

lovee

[ottistry]

MDZS au where everything is ok, and WQ is here too.

how hard is it to read your old handwriting? very hard, it turns out.

[kit-screams-into-the-future]

love is stored in the bond between a mad nuclear physicist and that kid that broke into his garage one day

[rollercoasterwords]

universities will be like “please write a 1000-word essay telling us why you value diversity equity & inclusion & how you will contribute to these core values of our institution” & then the next page is like “thanks! our application fee is $150 🥰🥰”

[veryluckyclovers]

I'm a delinquent

[tomatoart]

wait getting ur ass beat is an adhd trait ?!

[razzafrazzle]

I was put on this earth to draw bill cipher in minxy little outfits

[image description: a page of drawings of a human design for bill cipher from gravity falls, done to look like a magazine cover. here, bill is depicted as a thin, pale-skinned androgynous person with an uncomfortably-wide smile. on the left is a large full-body drawing of him with short yellow and red triangular pigtails, and he is wearing a yellow bikini top, long flaired pants, and chunky platform sandals, all with eye imagery present. on the right is a a smaller image of him with a longer yellow ponytail, where he is wearing a yellow sleeveless crop top and miniskirt, and is carrying shopping bags. below that is the text "billy" repeated down the page in a sleek font. the background is a soft, muted rainbow. end id]

[delinquentsofberk]

Hildi!

she’s a lil shit (non-affectionate)

HAN HERE

More things abt her:

youngest of the crew

Spinal chord sword named rygg

I’d like to think she made a home in like a cave with a whale carcass

Collects things that include but are not limited to: bones, teeth, rocks (radioactive), shells, skulls, rocks (non-radioactive) and many more

I’d like to think she discovered the Vikings version of modern medicine but no one believes her bumbling so insert pointing witch audio here

Will eat anything

Ramus n hildi have the best bone economy partnership (he insists she wears as much bone armor as possible)

she will ride with you until the very end (she will keep your bones)

K BYEE

[expelliarmus]

[peachielabel]

SOMEONE RIP THIS AU FROM MY GRUBBY MITTS.

I’M GOING INSANE OVER THIS STUPID AU PLEASE 😭😭

PLEASE FORGIVE THE WHEEZER 😭 iT CAME TO ME WHILE DRAWING I SWEAR I DIDNT DRAW THAT W/ THE MEME ALR IN MIND HELP ME 💀💀💀

Uhhh CW for reallyyyy lazy blood in the next image 💚💚💚 eYIKES

100% most emotional scene in the AU, trust…(this is so lazy 💀🙏)

Anyway! Lil art dump…and if you cared enough to stare at my NONSENSE…uhm…have some funny Phighters I scribbled the other day :]

[shotmrmiller]

Being flirty with Ghost on a mission, snide remarks, smug insults and pet names like “sweetheart” and “kitten” then you two find yourselves crouched behind something, He’s hunched over you, and you feel something poking at you, probably his knife in its sheath- so you ask him to back up but then this bastard gruffs in your ear like “its not a knife luv”

You come back to the safe house and feel a sense of impending doom for your ability to walk

lmaoooooo says that's not a knife "like i asked, mate, back the fuck up." been around enough horny military men to give af.

okay wait because doing these guys physicals and COMPLETE health check ups and listen, you've seen far too many cocks during your residency and whatnot to be gaping at those heaving things the hung-four-hung have going on. now you're daydreaming about having a totally different type of ache between your legs.