#oit of nowhere

[scienceoftheidiot]

Yup, still up.

Once again reminded my brain works like a fucking dog's

I'm having separation anxiety AGAIN

And it's only the beginning. Like. I'll get him back tomorrow and then he's leaving for longer yet on Wednesday. And this on and off for weeks.

That means I won't be able to sleep properly, or work properly, or do my chores properly (rather: worse than usual. I'm not doing any of that properly even when he's there, I never could), or do anything, for weeks. And I hate that I finally got a grasp on it and I hate that he knows that too and I hate that I can't do shit about it even if it's OBVIOUS

But yeah I'm a perfectly functional adult, yeah, why bother trying to get a diagnosis, uh? You got a PhD after all that means you're functional - thanks, shitty therapist I paid 60€/h monthly for two years. Damn useful. She really did say that by the way. Multiple times.

I should sleep. Wish I could have a good cry but I can't even seem to manage that. Urgh.

[diivinesmite]

okay so maybe i missed them a little

[three-bunnies-in-a-trenchcoat]

the light dragon the FUCKING LIGHT DRAGON

[vengeful4ever]

can't even look at myself

[llycaons]

that worst finale poll is feeding me so well. I love reading about trainwrecks in shows I've never watched and going 'wow, really dodged a bullet there!' it's like the inverse of how bad it feels to see spoilers for shows you like.

[derelicti]

brock is so RUDE to ash for no reason in AG... i think that ash having an ego now that he's getting recognized for his silver conference placement (spliced with may and max getting exposed to the early pkmn journey stuff instead of ash) & culminating into him turning down the battle frontier position becauz he recognizes he has a lot to learn is great.

but the setup for his ego in early AG is just ash being like 'hwahaha we r gonna win this pikachu!!!' and brock is immediately all 'Hey think about all the times youve lost :^)' that's not even an egotistic thing to say ash is just hype. or during his roxanne fight may says something among the lines of wondering where he got his confidence from and brock word-for-word says 'yeah and he's got nothing to back it up' girl he's done two leagues at this point he doesn't suck?..... if ash was more of a dick about it it might have read well but he's really not saying anything that's really that full of himself. compared to freaking gary or other egotistical characters he's quite mellow

maybe.... something about brock having a picture in his head of ash when he was just starting out and he isn't realizing that yeah, ash is a decent trainer at this point, he's not being AS full of himself as he would be in the OS. not that ash should be overconfident but that way ash and brock could both learn something

[penguinerkiyoko]

Sooo... My hyperfixation kinda changed. Of course there will be room related posts here but don't be surprise if I'll post headcanons and shitposts from Angry Birds fandom

[bbyquokka]

hi! i hope you’re having a lovely day/night 💖

Pillow talk with felix x shy s/o consisting of hugs, kisses, counting freckles and butterfly kisses 😩

so cute! ;-; i you have a lovely day/night too, anon! 🖤

FLUFF BELOW CUT

warnings: gn!reader, implications of a previous intimate moment, pet names, a lot of fluff!

“how are you feeling, love?” Felix shuffles onto his side to look at you. you blush softly, nuzzling into the duvet as you look at him.

“im feeling good, lixie.”

“i didn't go too hard on you, did i?” you shake your head no fast, the pink tint slowly turning red.

“no. it was perfect.”

“you're perfect.”

“oh, shut up.” you mumble, covering your face with your hands.

“hey” Felix lifts himself up, removing your hands from your face “dont hide that beautiful face of yours.” you whimper softly, nodding before letting out laughs and soft squeals due to Felix planting kisses all over your face.

forehead, temple, the bridge and tip of your nose, cupid's bow and lastly, your lips.

you hum, kissing back before Felix rests his head back onto the pillow. you shuffle close to you, resting on his pillow as he smiles lovingly at you.

“why did you pick me, lix?” you question out of curiosity.

“i didn't pick you, baby. fate happened. you're the most beautiful, most caring person i know and i wouldn't have it any other way. i feel so alive with you, so loved. when you're close to me, i feel warm.” Felix looks down at you, stroking your hair “you're home to me, y/n. my safe place.”

“lixie...” you breathe out, feeling your heart burst and butterflies exploding in your stomach. “you're also my safe place to.”

“i just, love you so much! i didn't think it was capable of anyone to love someone so much yet, here i am – totally and utterly smitten for you.” you reach up, tracing his freckles with the tip of your finger, connecting them together.

“your freckles are like constellations. if we connect them, i'm sure we can find something.” you whisper. Felix smiles lovingly at you, taking your hand in his and planting a kiss on your palm.

“marry me, y/n” your eyes widen, heart pounding in your chest as you stifle a laugh.

“funny joke Lixie.”

“im not joking. marry me, y/n.” his tone of voice is soft, yet serious indicating that he isn't joking at all.

“b-but.. i–”

“i love you so much, y/n that i want to spend the rest of my life with you! i don't see myself with anyone else but you. my life is meaningless without you.” Felix plays with your fingers, a light blush on his cheeks. “i know it's so sudden and out of the blue, so you don't have to answer straight away, but i just fucking love you so much that it hurts.”

“lixie...” you whisper, nuzzling into his neck. your lashes brush and flutter against his skin, Felix holding the back of your head gently as his fingers comb through your hair.

“im sorry if it was too–”

“yes.” you interpret him.

“huh??” you pull away from his neck, a big smile on your lips as you look down at him. his eyes big and bright, filled with so much love and admiration for you that's it's suffocating, but in a good way.

“of course i'll marry you, lixie!”

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[melobin]

i need to say that i think some briizes are dumb on purpose do they really think seunghan was gonna pop oit of nowhere mid live to say hes back or?? why theyre acting so bitter towards the boys? im a ot7 but this is getting ridiculous, being upset hes not there its one thing but literally not giving a damn abt the boys its another

i understand the hopefulness of him being in the live and i understand being disappointed in him not being back but i don’t understand the dismissal and hatred of the other boys because of it 😭 like are you ot7 or ot1

[disfrutalakia]

Love when Mike switches to portuguese oit of nowhere and his curse words number increases like 99 per cent

[julia-jck]

Me vs Wasp at 2 am

Quite boring story. It's just a small vent.

At some point between 11 pm and 12 pm, I fell asleep while watching a youtube video in my dorm room. But at some point at 2:10 am, I woke up to buzzing and seeing a wasp fly in as I left my window open to let oit the steam from my shower from before cuz the ventelation in my room is bad.

I was scared as fu*k as I have never been stung before and it was huge. But I managed to capture it quickly and let it go through the window. End of story...

Just kidding, it flew right back in, towards me... So I ran into my bathroom and lost it.

At around 2:30 am, I were quite sure it probably had flewn out the still opened window and started to prepare to go to sleep. But then at 2:48, I heard her! I had no idea where she was and I looked around my room, but she were nowhere to be found... so I sat on the toilet lid and just tried to hear her.

At 3:12 am, I found her. And let's just say... gamers don't look up, as she seemed to be very found of my lamp. A bowl shaped lamp on the cealing with a lid at the bottom that was open enough for her to climp in and out of. She wouldn't leave the lamp and I would not have been able to capture her cause of the shape of the lamp, so I decided to close the lid to the lamp as she were inside it.

Now starts the part of the story that I'm not proud of... And it gets worse, in my opinion...

I monitored her for a bit as the lamp is opened at he cealing, and I wanted to see if she were smart enough to fly out that way as I planed to maybe leave her trapped there for the night so I could sleep. But when I saw how paniced she was by beeing trapped, I canged my mind and opened the lid... She would just hang on the lid and not move...

I started using a spray bottle to encurage her to leave the space, but she just climed into the lamp again. At this point, I were very unsure what to do as I could trapp her in the lamp again and live/sleep in fear to be stung as I sleep (most likely wouldn't have happened, but she did seem a little agressive when I captured her before, so I was scared), or I could try to kill her somehow. I really wanted to avoid killing her, but I didn't really have much other options at this point. So I googled a little, put dish soap into the spray bottle and tried to just encurage her to leave the area first as I very much did not want to kill/hurt her.

I were able to get her to leave the lamp! But... she got to a worse place.... So I had to give up on getting her to fly out the window on her own or get to a better place so I could capture her... With a heavy heart, I shot her down at 4 am... She was still alive though, so I captured her and thought about if she was well enough to be let out or if she was too hurt from it and should be put down...

I'm not proud of what I chose out of fear... But I decided to put her down as, yes, she could most likely have recovered, but I was affraid she's fly in again and sting me as she seemed very angry with me. So at 4:11 am, I left her in the container and filled it with soapy water, leaving her in the bathroom as I feelt to guilty to see it, and then nearly cried as I immediatly regretted my decision...

And now It's 5:08 am as I write this and rain is puring down out of nowhere.

Thanks so much for reading this little vent. I'm very bad at writing, so sorry for missspellings or it just being badly written.

Good night! OwO

[evenceflux18]

Wybie: BOO!

Coraline: AHHHH! Wybourne! I swear someday someone will overpower your stalking skills!

Wybie: Well, accurately estimating- there's no a percent chance that it would be you

A few years later

Sergei and Gardenia: *pops oit of nowhere from behind him* HI DADDY!!!

Wybie: *screams* noooo NOOOOOO!

Coraline: My justice has been served! *Evil laughter*

[the-vegas-sunlight]

WHY DID SHE JSUTFUCKING MOAN?? OIT OF NOWHERE???

[tauforged]

i have nowhere to get any of this out verbally because naturally my family are all idiots and i don’t want to jeopardize what little friendships i do have at work by being too outspoken and my friends have all heard it a million times so im just posting in a rage. you understand. i have to go get really mad about the fact that im stuck in traffic with a headachTHE GUY PARKED ACROSS FROM ME IN THE GARAGE JUST TURNED HIS CAR ON AND HAS HIS BRIGHT ASS LED HEADLIGHTS ON MAX. DUDE THE SUN IS STILL OIT AND YOU ARE ALSO LITERALLY IDLING IN A PARKED CAR IN A LIT GARAGE WHAT IS UOUR PROBLEM i straight up just got flashbanged like im seeing spots. massachusetts drivers are not seeing heaven

[deftresolve]

me x sendung my friends random lyriscs in the emiddle of conversations or oit of nowhere cus i'km listening to music and a lyric went extra hard so I feel tke need to share it with someone even though they don;t know the song

[water-mellie-seeds]

Weather update! It started pouring oit of nowhere whhix very much doesnt helo the whole waking up dissociated business 🙄