#ohmygod y'all please

[kor0kke]

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Heres a slightly alt lets see if you catch whats different lmao

[shaguro]

a/n: thank you guys for all the love! and thank you for 50 followers!! i literally made this account a few days ago and i never expected this growth so quickly. i have so many ideas and i can't wait to share them with y'all. 😘

ony won the poll! so this is just porn with no plot, just onya giving you some good dick. word count's around 750, so ima put it under a read more, enjoy. ❤️

onyankopon always knew he was gonna make you his. sure, it would take some time but for you he was willing to wait. ony was determined like that, whatever he wanted he got it. you could even call it cocky, but that cockiness is what got you in his bed, ass up face down as he bullied his long dick into you. you were moaning in pure ecstasy, clawing at the satin sheets as tears streamed down your face. it was all too much; the tight grip he had on your frontal, head thrown back, the stinging imprint his hand left on the fat flesh of your ass. he was fucking you so deep you swore you could feel him in your stomach. your pussy was so tight, gummy walls sucking his dick back in with every rock of his hips. he let out a low groan, in love with how fucking good you felt.

“d-daddy, ohmygod... s’too big, i can’t-”

ony kissed his teeth as you tried to run away, hands gripping your hips so he could pound into you mercilessly. “uh-uh, you gon take all this dick. you had all that mouth, right? take it.”

your face was now pressed into the sheets, too weak and fucked out to keep your head upright. ony loved the fact that he could do this to you, have you so dumb over his dick that you’re just letting him have his way with you. voice hoarse from all the moaning you been doing, drool pooling from the side of your mouth, he had you right where he wanted you.

“i’m s-sorry, ahh, so sorryy.” reaching your hand to grip his arm, ony pushing it out his way.

“what i tell you, lil girl?” he pushes his palm on your back, watching it curve exactly how he wanted it. “take this fuckin’ dick.”

ony was no minute man but fuck, he knew he couldn’t last much longer. now he understood why you kept this pretty pussy from him, this had to be voodoo. shit didn’t make no sense, how your cream was forming a white ring around the base of his big dick, coating his toned abs, wet squelching sounds from your pussy bouncing off the walls, driving him wild.

ony tipped his chin to the ceiling, panting heavily. “fuck ma.” a hand circled your neck, applying pressure. “this pussy so good. this my pussy, right? all mine?”

you nodded frantically and ony’s hand cupped your jaw, leaning his body against yours so he could growl in your ear. “use your words.”

“oohyesyesyes it’s all yours—‘m gonna cum!”

“hold it.” ony muttered before he props one on his legs on the bed, fingers digging crescents into your hips, dick digging deeper in your guts than before. hitting that sweet spot over and over that had you blubbering, eyes rolling and your mind going blank. the force of his thrusts making your juices drip down his balls, creating a mess beneath you. using the last of your strength, you look at him over your shoulder with lust-blown eyes. “p-please let me cum, please.”

how could he say no to that pretty face? he decided he’d go easy on you this one time. ony bit his lip, feeling his own orgasm approaching. “cum all over this dick, baby.”

he didn’t stop stroking as your body trembled, the intensity of your orgasm had you seeing stars, leaving you completely limp on the bed, all your cum trickling down your thick thighs. your lower body still being held up in ony’s strong hands, you know you’ll have bruises from his tight grip. ony could only stroke one, two more times before his body stilled, filling you up with his seed. it was so much that it started dripping out of your puffy pussy, adding to the mess under you.

he could only smile when your eyes softly fluttered, fighting sleep as he gently wiped your tears with his thumb before he went into the bathroom to get a warm rag and start the bath water. coming back into the room, he starts wiping your worn-out hole, whispering apologies when you flinched from overstimulation.

“so good for me, mama.” he pressed a kiss to your temple, pulling back to see the damage he did on your frontal, lifting the lace. you kiss your teeth and swat his hand away. “i hate you. i just got this shit done!”

ony rolled his eyes. “you didn’t hate me when i had you creaming all over this dick.”

you cut your eyes at him and he laughs, playfully smacking your ass. “don’t worry mama. i’ll pay for another install and buy a new wig, whatever you want.”

“yeah, you better, nigga—”

you squealed when ony lifted you bridal style, telling you to watch your mouth as he walked into the bathroom and settled you into the bubbly water, fitting himself in the space behind you, arms wrapped around your waist. he littered kisses along your jaw and admired your pretty face as you snuggled into him, eyes slowly closing.

ony always knew that he would make you his and he always got what he wanted...but this? this was better than anything he could’ve imagined.

[wrongcaitlyn]

25, 26, and 28 for tyt/dear reader for the ask game please! 🫶 Personally, for 26 my favorite detail was probably how you’ve integrated social media into the fic. Reading and imagining each of Lou Ellen’s videos as well as seeing everyone freak out in the comments just like we do just makes me smile, lol. Though I can’t say that I’m not jealous of them for being able to experience all of that and have it be with real people 😭

25. Share your favorite line

this is SOO HARD OHMYGOD. okay so i really really really like some of the tweets that i've made, and also the text messages... but it *has* been a while since i've looked over talk your talk, so the most recent thing in my mind is:

"They’ll be the biggest stars in the world.” He pauses, then adds, “Aside from myself, of course.” “You peaked in 1998,” Meg comments dryly. “Okay. I’ll relay that to Drew. Anything else?” “It was actually 2002,” Apollo mutters under his breath.

apollo and meg only truly have two conversations and they're already my favoriteSLKJDF

26. Share your favorite detail

ALSO SO HARD AHGDSFH but thank you so much for sharing yours!! i'm so glad that y'all like the social media bits bc they're some of my favorite (to re-read, not to write because the users get very frustrating at times) 😭😭 (and i too am jealous of the people in the tyt universekljd)

i think i have to say my favorite detail might be apollo's memoir. idk if it counts as a detail, but i just love all of his lore... and i realize that for a solangelo centric fic, a bunch of my answers have just been apollo LMFAO

i love solangelo so much but the memoir excerpts are my favorite favorite bits to write!! and i've been meaning to share his backstory for sooo long so it's so cool to be able to write it in a different way that feels more authentic to the character

28. Write a new summary for the fic, but badly

ah shit. i already suck at making normal summaries, and i cheat at those by just putting an excerpt and then adding like what kinda au it is, BUT - lets do this for talk your talk

traumatized kid gets adopted by extroverts and is skyrocketed to fame by a depressed still-in-love-with-his-ex bisexual, all the while falling in love with his best friend and running away from his past

[soaps-mohawk]

I started re-reading CRCB (I’ve been corrupted by you and I’m addicted, please send help) (don’t) and regarding chapter 1…damn as a Ghost girly I can’t help but feel like there’s✨something✨

You know, the way he was last to step away from her (closed!) door, almost like he was sensing/smelling her through it before even meeting her and couldn’t rip himself away until the others called him. (feel like he was called out for lingering in front of her door like that, maybe he didn’t even notice)

Then also during the scenting, by god all of them were written beautifully, but Ghosts scene just has that extra kick and it was so cute, I got diabetes from it, even though “nothing” happened. But then there’s that little growl from Ghost in the beginning and then the little whine from reader when he pulls away in the end and ohmygod. I would read a million more pages of this if they existed.

I guess that brings me to my point though, Price has the claim on her since he’s the pack leader and although he’s a sweetheart, he just doesn’t scratch that itch at the back of my brain like Ghost (probably, surely) would. Aaaaaaaaaaaa, but you know with Ghost being a pure alpha and reader being a pure omega, I just can’t help but wonder what’s to come for them, story wise and background wise, please keep the lore coming it’s a great snack in between chapters, every time!

Thank you for this masterpiece and take care 💚

Hehehe yeah, I told you I do enjoy some foreshadowing. There's little bit everywhere in the fic that will come back up later at some point. Anything could be foreshadowing lol but unfortunately you won't know until we get there (if I can ever actually manage to write it lmaoo).

No, but there's so much that's happening now that y'all don't even realize...things that are coming that you're going to sit back and go, affectionately, "What the Fuck??"

Yeah, not to toot my own horn or anything, but...things are gonna get good. Y'all have no idea. 💚

[kmclaude]

*floats into yr inbox on a cloud of reefer* I am living for your posts about Nathan/Annemarie/Emi. For your consideration: Anne catches them fooling around and makes them keep going while she watches. She's got 'titillated because she's watching a freakshow' enwrgy, real 🤢😲👀 hours, BUT she's also horny because hey, the view is nice and so are the tears. Thank you St. Claude for Our Girlboss of Sleaze

Ohoho~ Brilliant 👏 So big brained, love itttt

She'd absolutely pull up a chair after an initial "ewwwww ohmygOD" reaction because oh wow Emi's lil friend is packing hey, don't mind her, y'all keep on jerking each other off, if her hand has to press down on her skirt don't worry about it she's simply trying to stop from joining in--don't stop on her account, especially don't stop when its so obvious how close you both are (to spending all over yourselves, of course...)--unless you'd rather she give a hands-on demonstration on how to please her brother a man...

[still-obsessed-with-reyna]

rating ships cuz why not

percabeth: 1127374784/10 my parents. the og it couple. my otp. there is nothing i love more than them.

solangelo: 9/10 or on a good day 10/10 canon 8/10 fanon 11/10 y'all write them better uncle rick (+add some depth to will cuz rick has made will's personality as nico's boyfriend)

frazel: 9/10 the age gap is a bit weird but they are outcast weird adorable powerful pookies in love

jiper: 8/10 nice while it lasted

caleo: -128828737488494993030303/10 hate it. get it out of my eyes please. repeat after me: LEO DOES NOT NEED A GIRLFRIEND.

shelper: 7/10 haven't seen much of them but i support women so GO GIRLS

pipabeth: 8/10 honestly rick made them SO gay then didn't make them end up together like smh

lukabeth: -1/10 no

lukalia: 6/10 potential WAS there. but thalia is gay and he's dead

lukercy: -1/10 percy had a admiration crush thingy but no

ruegard: 15/10 the patrochilles parallels mwah

jercy: 9/10 they're powerful pookies with trauma and in love. i support

jasico: 9/10 honestly jason is everything nico needs although the age gap would be weird but its like frazel so yeah GO FOR IT

pernico: 8/10 ANGST POTENTIAL>>> but the break up is inevitable

perleo: 7/10 best bros no homo

valgrace: 10/10 THE POTENTIAL. THE ANGST. THE TROPES THE OHMYGOD-

valdangelo: 8/10 nice? it has potential

valzhang: 7/10 hahahahahhahahahahahhaha

hazleo: 1/10 don't like it can't see it

pipercy: 9/10 troublemaking losers (/aff). more platonic potential.

pipleo: 8/10 besties in love? again more platonic potential

reynabeth: 3/10 can see it but they'll break up. would be nice while it'll last

jeyna: 8/10 the potential is there although i can see the break up

theyna: 9/10 would give it 10/10 if i wasn't SO jealous of thalia like girl leave my wife alone smh

me x reyna: 18227738839399922838388382881991/10 we're perfect <3

[jaylaxies]

OKEY HELLO MY FAV WRITER!!! I HAVE SENT U SOME ASKS BEFORE, AND U R WOFKEKDKS 😤😤😤 honestly there r only few ppl i follow on here, and the few authors r my most favourite and all r super sweet and kind, U FANGIRLING OVER SIMPJAES🥹🥹 I ALWAYS FANGIRL OVER U AND DRUNKHAZED AND JAYFLRT (idk if u know these writers but genuinely these r my favs) Y'ALL R GENUINELY MY MOST FAVOURITE WRITERS HERE, and looking at u guys im motivated to finally start the blog, I have loads of drafts saved of what I have written, but I'm too shy/nervous to post them on here haha. ALL I WANT TO SAY IS IK Y'ALL BE BEAUTY AND BRAINS BUT I WOULD LOVE TO START THE BLOG AND BE MOOTS WITH Y'ALL 😭😭😭 I WANT Y'ALL TO READ MY WORKS AND REACT TO IT TOO😭😭 hopefully it will happen soon 🥹🥹

(engenes on Tumblr r hot and kind just like the idols, the boys have no idea istg 😑)

HIHI YOURE SO CUTE <33 yes please i literally remember reading frenzy for the first time and i was so immersed like,, wow such amazing writing, we love user simpjaes 🗣️‼️ and ohmygod yes drunkhazed and jayflrt, they all post nothing but masterpieces 🫶🏼 love them all genuinely they’re so talented and omg yes please?? start posting and let’s be moots cmon i wanna read your works too :3 don’t be shy, i bet they’re all so amazing 💗 and i hope you’re having an amazing day/night anonnie 🫶🏼

[nevalizona]

🐇, 🪲, & 📚 (but nothing personal of course!) For the ask questions!!!!!!!!!!

Hope these are okay!! 🫂💗

🐇 ⇢ do you prefer writing original characters, reader inserts, or a mix of both?

        --100% I prefer writing original characters! Self inserts just aren't for me, but I respect the hell out of them!

📚 ⇢ what's the last thing you wrote down in your notes app?

        --I NEVER WANT TO LIVE MORE THAN WHEN THE SUN IS OUT AND I CAN FEEL HER WARMTH ON MY FACE. I WILL LIVE AS LONG AS I AM PROMISED A TASTE OF THE SUN.

🪲 ⇢ add 50 words to your current wip and share the paragraph here.

        --ohmygod I'm so embarrassed /).(\ I didn't realize this was the last thing I was working on but ahhhh please don't make fun of me y'all. But this show will forever and ever be my comfort and I was going through a rough patch and just wanted to comfort myself. I included a weebit of context but not a ton /).(\ italicized is the new stuff.

Miel nodded her head, unsure of what to say. She has always tried to be understanding of club stuff. She knows she can’t have EZ without it. It’s not easy. Sometimes, she wishes she could just beg him to leave it all behind, but she knows she can’t. There’s nothing she can do, so she embraces it. Some of the other women attached to the club see it her way, and some don't. Miel knows it's hard enough for EZ to balance this lifestyle on his own. He doesn't need her, making him feel even more guilty.

“You will EZ. The kids are still young. There's plenty of time for you to be their dad.” Miel reached over and set her hand on EZ's. They both looked at each other for a few moments before he flashed her, his world class smile.

[madegeeky]

Y'all! Y'all!!!

I'm trying so hard to not get my hopes up too much but I just got a notification from ups that I have a package coming tomorrow. It needs a signature. There's no beginning location info (which is usually town and state) besides "United States". It weighs 21 lbs!

Y'all!!!!!!!

Ohmygod, please keep your fingers crossed for me, this has been so stressful both because I was really excited about it (I loved this makeup brand) and because of how much it cost (you don't want to know how much it cost).

I could just really really use one less thing to be stressed about. (Y'all, it has been a couple months and it would make me really happy if life could just chill for five fucking minutes.)

[atherix]

YOU- I'm very sorry for not screaming in your ask box a lot lately, life's been a thing... BUT IM HERE NOW, AND OHMYGOD seems like ohmygrian would also work given recent events ATHERIX IM SCREAMING AND SHAKING YOU WHAT JUST HAPPENED

Ok ok ok, so lore lots of lore where to begin

Let's start off with one of the big ones. WATCHERS?? I am very calmly and politely asking you what the hell is happening with Scott and Jimmy. What. is. happening. Listener lore?? Other equally interesting plot points?? Only time will tell I suppose... I don't like how much power you hold over us atherix 😑 you like the tourment a little too much 😑 but seriously I love it so much you evil writer

Don't you just love it when your mate is brutaly murdered infront of you, then ages later (is it hundereds of years? thousands? i cant remember. lets just say time. Time has passed), you find 2 new mates! Who you love very deeply! Who you would do anything for! Only to learn one of them is constantly tap dancing at deaths door, and the other has now become a God after friggin dying in front of you 🙂 You cradled his dead body in your arms. You uselessly checked for breath even while knowing there was none left. You begged him to come back, to not leave you like she did begged him to LIVE. couldn't save them couldn't save them couldn't save And then he does. he comes back. And he's a watcher now! So you know. There's that. Then he tries to single handedly fight off two harbingers of death while injured, and while using his godly powers for the first time! <3 like an idiot <3 Everything's going great :D

Then scar. Scar. I think him and I need to have a little chat about the whole distracting the warden thing. Brave! Stupid! Suicidal! Luv I don't care if you think you're gonna die at any moment, please have some self preservation <33 if not for your sake, at least for your son?? And your mates?? (On the other hand it was very sweet. Still stupid, but sweet) But wow is he going through it too... nothing like a track record of your loved ones consistently dying for you :) it's something he's definitely not traumatised over :)) it's all completely fine :))) someone get this man some cuddles and emotional support STAT

By the way Tubbo must be having a great time right now 😃

All of their mental and physical health needs some serious help rn

Atherix. ATHERIX. 30 thousand years?? The magic residue?? The unsolved mysteries?? What does scar know... what's going on... what pieces of the puzzle are we missing... or have we completed the puzzle and it's just upside-down? Either way it's pain :D

Also the worldbuilding detail?? The descriptions of the city?? The wardens?? The enchanting?? This all makes me very happy <33

Im sure I've forgotten a LOT about these last 2 chapters, but this is all I got for now... your writing has a grip on me ohmygod

So yeah I'm normal about this. Thank you for consuming my waking hours <33

-🍂

(This is also from chapter 8/9 not the latest chapter <3)

No worry! Real life is Like That sometimes <3 I hope everything's okay! Highkey if it hadn't been a Serious Moment Grian would have said "you're welcome" when Tubbo said "thank god" LMAO A LOT HAPPENED-

So much lore mmm

YEP. WATCHERS. WE'VE FINALLY MADE IT FOLKS, WE'RE HERE, THE WATCHERS ARE HERE. Haha well we've answered Jimmy, haven't gotten into Scott yet but that will come up in the future <3 I on the other hand LOVE the amount of power I hold over y'all :) This is delightful <3 <3 <3

Mmmm Mumbo was born almost 500 years ago so it's been probably a little more than 4.5 centuries <3 But yes. Mmmm history sure does rhyme. "One of them is constantly tap dancing at death's door" I'M SORRY I AM SENT HJKSJKJKFSHJ but yes! Yes! Mmm Mumbo watching yet another mate of his get killed and he has absolutely no power to stop it :) Only this time the mate WAKES UP and now he has to trust the mate who just died and came back to know what he's doing so Mumbo can go help their mate to not die, too! Yay! Oh the trauma haha Mumbo will have nightmares about this day for the rest of his long life :) Also my dear 🍂Autumn 🍂 Anon how in the world did you make this even angstier than it already is <3 (Fun fact I plan to write a tumblr exclusive/aside of that moment from Mumbo's pov <3) Hahaha yeah god or not might not want to fight off the "monster god" who has ended the world who knows how many times <3 But at least they're there to stop him from facing down the Warden like he tried to face down Blondie <3

Oh yes, Scar is certainly going to be getting Talked With by a few different people in the coming days :) Once they've recovered more haha. "Hey Scar what the fuck" <3 But yes! If he's gonna die he's gonna make it matter </3 Try and give them a chance to get away <3 Mind you Grian's little trick didn't actually work, the Warden just fuckin. Mm. But the fire is a surprise tool for the future ;) God yeah :) Scar is so. Mmm trauma. He doesn't want anyone else to die for or because of him </3 He'll get cuddles and emotional support but he might also need a li'l therapy <3

Tubbo is having a GREAT time haha "I said I was FASCINATED by the Warden, I didn't say I wanted to MEET one!!"

Oh yes. Absolutely. They need all the help they can get.

:) Haha chapter ten answers these <3

I love worldbuilding and I really wanted to flesh the Ancient City out so <3 I'm glad you enjoy this~! <3 hjhgjfdj <3

Haha you've summed it up pretty well methinks <3 Thank you much <33 hhghjjhgdj <3

Thank you for reading~! <3

[htchnr]

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CW ➻ beside a mentioned fight with a gulper i don't think there's any warnings ⋆ does not contain spoilers for the show! ⋆ enemies to lovers trope ⋆ if i missed anything, lmk!

MY REQUESTS ARE OPEN FOR COOPER BTW! PLEASE SEND ME SOME!

AUTHORS NOTE ➻ the show has left me DESPERATELY needing this man cause OHMYGOD HAVE YALL SEEN HIM????? anyways here's a little something to hopefully hold y'all over while i work on something longer 😁. WC ➻ 400~.

© 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟒 𝐇𝐓𝐂𝐇𝐍𝐑. 𝐝𝐨 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐜𝐨𝐩𝐲, 𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐦𝐲 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐦, 𝐨𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫!

the unforgiving sun that was beating down on you was starting to get to you, along with your drenched clothes. that, and the damn annoying cowboy standing in front you. "wipe that damn smirk off your face before i do it for you." you grunt as you take off one of your boots to pour water out of it.

to say that the fight with the gulper had ended well, wasn't how you'd word it. obviously he thought it went just fine, no injuries and the creature was dead.

only he had not been dragged into the gross lake by his boot like you had, drenching every inch of you with irradiated muddy water. by the time you had driven your machete through the creature you had been fully submerged, and good lord did you hate it.

he scoffs, that stupid fucking smirk still on his lipless skin. “what made you think you can talk’to me like that?” he drawls, both humor and an underlying challenge in his tone.

you grunt, throwing your soaked boot on the ground before pulling the other off and chucking it. “you think you’re hot shit huh? just cause you're not drenched?” your fingers working on getting rid of your jacket. you peel the gross fabric off of your arms and throw it down beside you.

he snickers, intense eyes watching you strip down to nothing but a dirty white tank that's become mostly see through due to the water and your pants. he says nothing though, merely standing there as he leans against a tree, watching you.

you briefly look up at his silence, catching the look in his eyes before returning your eyes to your soaked clothes as you hang them on some branches. good lord, you couldn't decide if you wanted to smack that smirk off his face or kiss it..

i will be adding on to this soon and make it into a full thing! i loove me a good enemies to lovers fic 🤭

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[bilvy]

Expensive Mistakes and Classifieds comparrisons

[ughgoaway]

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this is coming at such a late time honestly but the way i literally was SAT when i saw that the angst fic was finally posted. but ohmygod. cut to last night and me reading it in T E A R S at 3 am. ace i do not think ill ever find the words to say how incredible it was i mean i knew you were G OO D but literally. etch that chapter on my grave because trust and believe it has erased me for life ohmygod i dont even know if i can ever reread it 😭😭

honestly on the same boat with cookie anon bc i feel the need to scream to you about how perfect it was but like thanks for ripping my heart out it was so horrible but also. more please 😭😭 you are TOO GOOD to not be writing angst regularly… (now i need an angst fic with a good ending ohmygod plea s e-)

- bff anon is six feet under after that chapter i will always be ur biggest fan!!

OH MY GOD!! BFFFF!!! HIIIIII!!!!

omg... NOT 3 AM TEARS IM SO SORRYYYYYY!! also, all these compliments are gonna make me SOB? incredible... ME??? SOMETHING I WROTE WAS "INCREDIBLE"?? STOPPPPP I CANT EVEN BELIEVE YOU!!! etch it on your grave???? please I'm gonna cry, I'm so so fucking happy you liked it. I was so worried that you and Cookie Anon would hate it, so honestly, I'm so glad y'all enjoyed it! re-reading might cause you some emotional distress based on this review... so maybe give it a few weeks before attempting it lmaoooo

(but also... you re-read stuff I write?? huh?? that never occurred to me before wtf)

scream about it being good AND rip your heart out?? that is the biggest angst fic compliment!!!! THATS THE WHOLE AIM, I AM SO FLATTERED OMGGGGGG. you and cookie anon are the angst truthers, and I love you both for it <3333

I will definitely be writing more angst because it was so much fun to write, and the reactions from y'all are hilarious. but... you want a happy ending??? what is the point of angst if not to destroy all your hopes and dreams??? na just kidding. If I come up with a good concept, I will happily write some angst with a happy ending!!! :))

bff I am YOUR biggest fan and I genuinely can't even tell you how big the smile on my face was when I read this ask. I LOVE YOUUUUU <33333

[sarah-yyy]

please say you're writing about wei ying's 18th birthday with lan zhan's painting!

“So many stupid paintings,” Lan Wangji hears Jiang Wanyin’s voice float across, just before he rounds the corner. He stills his footsteps. “Why did you have to be into art of all things? Start telling people you like more useful things, like weapons.”

“The paintings are for me, not for you,” Wei Wuxian says in response to that. “Why are you complaining?”

“Because I’m always the one helping you haul all of these back to your study, you idiot,” Jiang Wanyin snaps. “Are any of them expensive, at least?”

“They’re all expensive,” Wei Wuxian says airily. “Nobody makes a gift out of paintings that are worthless.”

“We should sell them then, and use the proceeds for more Emperor’s Smile,” Jiang Wanyin suggests, to Wei Wuxian’s clear delight. 

Lan Wangji’s fingers clench around the scroll in his hand, and tunes out the rest of the Jiang brothers’ conversation. 

Lan Wangji was foolish to have thought to paint Wei Wuxian something. He should have just gone with the usual, had one of his men pick something out for Wei Wuxian to gift on Lan Wangji’s behalf, but for some reason, it’d felt inadequate this year. 

Wei Wuxian is right. Nobody makes a gift out of something that is worthless. 

Lan Wangji’s painting will be just that to Wei Wuxian - worthless. 

If he gifts it to Wei Wuxian, will Wei Wuxian and Jiang Wanyin ridicule him behind his back?

“Er-dianxia,” Lan Wangji’s servant says from behind him. “Will you still-”

Lan Wangji hands the scroll to his servant. “Keep it out of sight,” he says firmly, jaw clenched, and turns to walk away. 

When he next sees Wei Wuxian, Wei Wuxian beams at him, and says, “Er-dianxia, you came!” 

Lan Wangji nods. “Mn.” 

“I always look forward to your arrival, er-dianxia,” Wei Wuxian says, still smiling. “Which one is your gift? I’ll make a note to pay special attention to it.”

Lan Wangji glances at him. “I have not prepared a gift,” he tells Wei Wuxian cooly, and tries not to focus too much on the way Wei Wuxian’s face falls. “I was only reminded of your birthday banquet early this morning.” He dips his head in a semblance of an apology. “You are welcome to pick something out of my collection. I’ll have my men send it to you tomorrow.”

“That’s not necessary,” Wei Wuxian says. His smile is forced. “I hope you enjoy the banquet, er-dianxia,” he says quietly. 

If Lan Wangji notices that Wei Wuxian drinks more than he should that night at the banquet, he doesn’t pay mind to it.

(buy me a kofi! // more rebuttable presumption)

[yvningshowers]

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[sequinsonic]

boom!sonic x reader coffeeshop!au hcs!

pairing: boom!sonic x gn!reader

genre: fluff! | coffee shop!au | headcanons

warning(s): none:>

word count: 854

note: lol this has been sitting in my drafts for a while now but i wasn't sure what else to add to it, so might as well put it out now:> and it's kinda all over the place, so i apologize ㅠㅠ. also, sonic's personality in this is a lot like how he acts in boom as well as the other characters, that's the only reason this is titled as such ^ enjoy!!

+ so you and amy have opening shifts everyday except for fridays and sundays

+ she only works till noon tho because for some reason she always has to attend some lesson

+ "sorry i got a yoga lesson at 1:00, then a book club at 2:00, then psychology class at 3:30, then—" girly is like barbie trying out every single thing you can think of

+ then on fridays, you get to open along with the energetic co-worker that shadow is /hj

+ BUT SONIC DOESN'T WORK ON FRIDAYS

+ which means you're stuck with shadow for the day and his very limited topics of conversations

+ unless it's a "hello" and "can you brew this order?" he says there's "no reason to talk during business hours"

+ you'd think he's just tired but homie drinks like 5 cups of americano daily so that's impossible

+ pretty sure the guy just hates everyone

+ but anyways, onto sonic already

+ where to begin ohmygod

+ y'all have the most fun together out of everyone

+ hell, even the customers know how chaotic the café gets when you're both working the same shifts

+ you guys are usually alone from 12:00am to 2:00pm before shadow and sticks clock in

+ "c'mon y/n! just one more time!"

+ "sonic we have 10 more minutes before the rest show up. would you PLEASE put away your game of trashball"

+ he always lets you play whatever music you want for the day

+ oh and doesn't like it when you're cashier

+ he says there are customers who tend to get too "friendly" with you

+ no rlly the amount of napkins he throws away with a random number written on it happens more than you'd think

+ your pure ass didn't understand what that meant, but it also saves you from another annoying task so who are you to complain eh?

+ when there's someone other than you two working, he likes to sneak into the back with you

+ "we just have some organizing to do back there" and boom you're gone for 20 minutes

+ but it's not like you guys do anything bad

+ maybe. sometimes. idk

+ 90% of the time you're just munching on leftovers or gossiping about what's been going in the village

+ the rest of the 10%? prob playing your 20th round of uno lol

+ but anyway, buckle up. shit gets real when you two become a thing

+ you two came to an agreement that you weren't going to tell anyone abt y'all just yet

+ sonic just wasn't ready for that type of teasing

+ he likes to make you a cup of vanilla latte during every shift

+ "hey, you come here often? let me set you up with this amazing, extraordinary and never done before cup of latte"

+ "sonic i work here"

+ he's trying his best to not pull you to the back every chance he gets

+ he's so obvious abt it tho

+ just wants your attention rlly

+ not that he'll ever EVER say that lol

+ "listen i know we're in the middle of a rush but i'm just so drained so can i please have some motivation—"

+ "you have the oddest way of asking for a kiss"

+ i mean it when i say that you guys can't be separated even while working

+ y'all have somehow managed to convince shadow that every task is a two person job lol

+ "really hard at work holding a cup while amy pours in the ice, aren't you sonic?"

+ "shadow— listen. you don't understand. i must do this. one cube of ice misses the cup and we're done for. we'll be short on stock and as you know it's really hard to survive in this economy and—"

+ "alright, shut up. i get it. now get back to work."

+ the thrill of your relationship is trying to hide it from everyone else ngl

+ sticks says she always catches you staring and stealing glances at sonic or vice-versa

+ and god forbid he looks at you while you're putting your quills (?) in a ponytail

+ he just loves that sm idk it makes him wanna kiss you so bad

+ this information, however, is not news for you

+ "look at him ringing up that order, his side profile is so—" "y/n you're spilling everything!"

+ it's the same the other way around lol

+ closing shifts with sonic are always the best

+ y'all usually stay together afterwards to clean everything and leave it ready for tomorrow morning

+ relaxing music is on, no one is there to bother you, only the two of you

+ we know sonic can't stay still for long, so him knowing he gets to go home with you if everything gets cleaned up asap is a good offer

+ the comfort of it all is knowing sonic is probably gonna crash at yours afterwards

+ "shouldn't you sleep at your shack tonight?" "no i like your bed it's very comfy"

+ a nice cup of tea before heading home and your day ends on such a good note

+ both of y'all are so obsessed with each other to be honest

+ sonic generally loves spending time with you, so working at the same place together? what a steal!