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adulthood is looking forward to the free time you’re going to use to jerk off
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THIS IS YOUR FINAL WARNING TO GET YOUR MEDS BEFORE THE PHARMACIES CLOSE
they are going to be CLOSED OVER THE HOLIDAYS and so will the DOCTORS WHO SIGN YOUR PRESCRIPTIONS.
if you don’t have enough meds to last the next THREE WEEKS, put in for your repeats and refills tomorrow! that’s Wednesday! do it! don’t go to hospital at New Year because you ran out of stuff!
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sero hanta, my beloved...
#sero appreciation post#another anime boy claimed by the beaners LMFAO#HE'S OUR LITTLE BROWN BOY!!!!!
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He's now in pathetic babygirl era
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free my man. he mightve done it but hey the other guy had it coming.
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re: ur aizawa post
old men r so cute when they're shy 🙂↕️
im not really into older dudes (older women is different) but older men on bottom in particular is like. crack fucking cocaine to me. idk why but it never even occurred to me aizawa could be put in that role until recently and it feels like my brain is . on fire. need him to embarassed n ashamed and hairy also not relevant to the other stuff im just weird
#ari i screamed so loud i almost popped my contact lense out of my eye#if this aint me#i cannot deal with this post
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well i want someone to talk to 24/7 to drag around and go places with me and maybe it’s codependency mixed with desire but i just want someone to stick with me for life
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Sex with Bakugo is good, you decide. Not spectacular, but good. He likes to nudge his nose into your cheek and whisper little quips to urge you on, even as you lay there and take it. The way he cages your body under his is... gentle. Too gentle. Aggravatingly gentle. With his attitude, you thought he'd fuck you rough and raw, into the fucking carpet, but instead, he caresses. He delays. He kisses. He-
Bakugo rips himself away from you, all huffed breath. "Where do you go?"
His voice brings you back to the moment. The room shifts as your eyes adjust back on to him. His cock is still inside you, just barely, only the tip like it's a forgotten detail between you. Sex with Bakugo is good because it's warm. Sometimes, his hands literally crackle with heat around you.
Now, they pull away from you and the room goes cold.
"You went fucking dead behind the eyes." He gestures to his own face, like it makes everything makes sense. "This face like you're-- Like I'm--"
Unlike Hawks and his forehead kisses, Katsuki rubs his thumb back and forth in whatever space he can find. Today, it's your inner bicep, up and down with too little pressure.
Up, down, up, down. The motion clogs your mind. Sex already leaves your brain sticky with memories and the damn touch just adds sand to grind between the gears. You need to smile and ask him a question, something needling and clever, with just enough of an edge that he's turned away from you-
"Don't deflect."
You nearly activate your quirk on instinct. Too seen. He's got you pinned under his sight, when you'd rather be pinned by his body.
Sex is supposed to be uncomplicated. Hawks fucks you without preamble or pretext. Why does Katsuki insist on bringing emotion into it?
"Just tell me what's wrong."
"I'm thinking about something else."
"'cause I'm fucking you bad?"
You almost smile at that. "No."
Silence hangs about you as you wait for the following up question, but it never comes. Instead, Bakugo pulls fully away from you and rolls to his side of the bed, adjusting the sheets around him. You're left there, looking at the textured ceiling as he sighs to himself.
"Listen," he says. "These games you play, I- I'm not gonna fucking wrangle it out of you, but-"
He grumbles out a noise between a sigh and a groan.
"Fuck, girl. I like you. Let me like you."
This tickles a part of your brain. Likes you? No one likes you. People are fascinated by you, perturbed by you, obsessed with you, but they never like you. You're unsettling, disturbing, barely even human-
"You like me?" It even feels wrong to say, but Bakugo just shrugs one shoulder.
"Why else would I fuck you?"
#ow dude what rhe fuck#owwwww#oof#oh noooo#oh no haha#OH NOOOOOO#ykw i came here to edit bc 'cause I'm fucking you bad?' is crazy and made me bark so loud#like bro SURE#SURE#THAT'S WHY YEAH
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we used to have normalized whump. remember what they took from you....
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That's what we Yeagerists like to call a Trojan horse
armored titan jean 💥au by @quintilli0n
#I'm sorry i had to#i just had to#op he winrjsjd he looks GOOD I'm sorry i just isnehsbbe#HAD ro make the joke
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you and bakugou share a very awkward and very quick kiss on a dare while in high-school and his face still gets hot when he sees you at 27 years old.
#WHO THE FUCK WROTE THIS POST#GO TO JAILLLLLLLSJFKSNNDNSD#Bakugou @ me: >:(((#me: he prolly still hate me from the 7th grade smh#LIKE WHAT DID I DOOOOOO#men who still want you when they knew you when your hair was crazy and you had braces and shit#there's a special place in hell for y'all#like bro you knew me when we did ddr dances at school you don't think that's WEIRD!?!?!?#those men with their dicks in their hands: hm?
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