#ohjoy

[stochastique-blog]

Why ?!

@ohjoy you definitely bring me lots of joy with these monsters. I could only get the crazy middle child to put on your bandaid if her little brother put one on since she didn’t want Minnie. . . . . . . #thethingswedo #bandaids #letsgo #tgif #friyay #familyof5 #ohjoy #target https://www.instagram.com/p/Bq1Moy5nw55/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=e790h8d6wvnp

[lumentears]

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okay since I recently found out that me and literally 5 other kids in my choir had a phase where we made serious plans to run away and become a 9th penitent - is this an 8th House thing or are teens just like that

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BONE CULTISTS? ON MY HELLSITE?

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It's more likely than you think.

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i was dropping off the kids at the cohort seminar and the 2nd house recruiter saw my wheelchair and asked if I was a veteran ... like aye cap they gave me ms in the war

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she asked me what front i served at and I said "the big one". she gasped

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WHEN I CAME BACK TO FETCH THE SQUIRTS SHE HAD A VETERAN'S DISCOUNT STAMP READY FOR ME there were tears in her eyes i swear

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Why do milking stools only have 3 legs 

Because the cow has the udder.

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username checks out man you fell off. tf does that even mean

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fuck off back to deaddit. john has been trying to get an ARG off the ground for so long, let him cook. That ancient colour of the sky post was a banger

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TIL that weird baby blue sky post came from the bad jokes guy

🌸 rigormortis Follow

feeling so aenemic today...

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it's the year of our lord 10000, can we leave consumptioncore in the fucking dust where it belongs?! It's not cute, you're not giving Duchess of Rhodes, you're giving none of my friends want to spend time outside with me

🍖 drchuckshingle Follow

some sad news for y'all today. once again two of my shinglers, "pounded in the butt by the realisation that none of us will live to see a time of peace" and its sequel, "pounded in the butt by the realisation that the previous realisation must have occurred to dozens of my ancenstors and still we fight on", have been placed on the eighth house index of heresies. OH WELL! i will continue to write as long as there is one person waiting to read, and that person is ME!

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aw shucks that sucks! at least your works are in good company among other works of art on the index (or so i hear)

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dude we can all look up the index. "saint of seduction" "cavaliers off the leash" "pounded in the butt by a chainsmoking saint that remains otherwise unspecified and could belong to any fictional religion"

is that the good company you're speaking off? or are you just sad you can't jerk it to pervert porn anymore

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Nice try. Among erotic works, several priceless artifacts with immense cultural and scientific value have been indexed by the Eighth. E.g. the collected letters of General Duodecim to his spouses in the year of 3097, being one of the only firsthand accounts of the establishment of the first shepherd worlds. That's so long ago they still called them colonies! It's from before the divine edict of 4001!

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general duodecim was a weirdo who wrote self insert fanfic about himself getting his guts rearranged by the saint of duty TO HIS SPOUSES

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Psychometrists from the Sixth have affirmed the authenticity of the texts again and again. The Saint of Duty fucks nasty and raw, die mad about it <3

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I'm sad I can't jerk it to pervert porn anymore :(

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the good news: they're letting me go out tonight!

the bad news: it's for my great-uncle's funeral.

the secret good news: I met him twice and those were two times too many. Odious man!

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worse news: they've sat me next to Captain Deuteros I hate it here

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looooord undying she's talking about the weather. Nice yellow we're having tonight! Lemon, with a hint of cadmium - or is it cadmium with a hint of lemon?

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her shuttle journey was uneventful, if you were wondering. heaven forbid she experience two consecutive seconds of excitement.

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she saw me using necrumblr under the table and tutted at me. L-O-L!

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Maybe I should faint. I haven't fainted in ages!

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IMPORTANT UPDATE. The Crown Princess of Ida struck up a conversation with her from across the table and the captain dropped a dumpling into her lap.

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it's been five minutes. the Princess is still talking to her and the window in which she could have picked the dumpling up with minimal embarrassment has passed ages ago.

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dumplingwatch: it's still there. waiting. cooling. soaking through her trousers.

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RIP DUMPLING! The Princess is giving a speech and the captain kicked it under the table. She thinks nobody noticed

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WE'RE TALKING ABOUT THE WEATHER AGAIN I NEED THE CANCER TO GET ITS SHIT TOGETHER RIGHT NOW

[meatwormsupreme]

i love evil maniacal las nevadas q but i feel the need to balance the world with one of the other options (the one that’s miserable, secluded, self loathing, deep in unresolved trauma, acts tough for show, and distant emotionally and physically q). joy…ohjoy

[jeypawlik]

BONUS COMIC? WHaaaat?! That's right, there's a brand spankin' new 5 pager up on the OJST patreon for the pledge drive; where I talk about GMing some TTRPGs

Working for OhJoy for the last year and a half has been such a great opportunity and I'd like to keep it going as long as I can. I have so many more comics in me!

Check out the Pledge Drive info here

FOUR different Cartoonist Interviews!  - Released April 1st (no foolin')

Erika Moen's comic about missing her exes - Released April 6th

Jey Pawlik's comic about TTRPGs - Released April 13

Hien Pham's comic about the Joy of Twerking - Coming April 20th

[jobkash]

Certified Registered Nurse Anesthetist, CRNA - Jewett Orthopedic Institute

Position Summary:Department: OHJOI AnesthesiologyStatus: Full-TimeLocation: 62 Columbia Street, Orlando, FL 32806ORLANDO HEALTH JEWETT ORTHOPEDIC INSTITUTE Orlando Health Jewett Orthopedic Institute is one of the region’s largest orthopedic and sports medicine practices, providing comprehensive care for more than 250,000 patients each year. This August, the institute will open Florida’s first…

[foodffs]

MILK JAR CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE RECIPE!

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Is this how you roll?

[energypipeline]

GUESS WHOSE GONNA RUIN THEIR HAIR FOR XMAS AGAIN

Yep. We're not going as crazy this time but there's gonna be fashion colors on like 8 inches of it.

[itsmeyanii]

Getting ready to travel? Here are some cute and colorful essentials!

I absolutely LOVE traveling. What’s better than traveling in style? Here are a couple of cute travel accessories to brighten up your trip!  In need of a new luggage set? Calpak recently collaborated with Oh Joy! a purveyor of everything cute and colorful merchandise and created really colorful sets of luggage! 

You can buy them individually or in sets of 2 or 3! I opted for the sunset version (first photo above) Another super important item to make the best of your trip is a neck pillow. TRUST ME ON THIS GUYS. If you sleep on a plane and you suddenly find yourself constantly leaning over towards the poor soul next to you having to deal with a puddle of drool on their shoulder then seriously. Get a neck pillow haha. Luckily there are some really cute ones out there and I decided to grab this one from Ban.do ! 

With a cute and colorful design it will definitely brighten everyones mood because they know that you wont be falling over onto them.  Last but not least, for those who travel abroad, a passport cover turn turn your really basic, muted ID into something fun and colorful for everyone to see. 

Obviously I have a color combo of faves from my selections but if you’re the type who loves all things black, pink, or glittery, there are options out there for you too! Don’t be afraid to personalize the things you love and show it off. Do you boo, do you. Have happy and safe travels everyone! 

[inkandalchemy]

#behappy #heart #ohjoy (at Albuquerque, New Mexico) https://www.instagram.com/inkandalchemy/p/CXSoF6kORUw/?utm_medium=tumblr

[ninys-universe]

This day is just getting better...🤣😂😔🙄😒🤣 Just cuz you're bored doesn't mean I am. Js #ohjoy #lol https://www.instagram.com/p/CGNzZTmg9wv/?igshid=1mlzutpcqvh2u

[laurabalducciart]

Garden view 👩🏻‍🌾 there is lots going on with this beautiful weather we are having..... Im a happy farmer!!! #happyfarmer #gardenview #growfood #yardart #farmer #artist #laurabalducciart #cortesisland #veggies #flowers #ohjoy #farmerslife https://www.instagram.com/p/CC6HspqjdRd/?igshid=130neblb6lvt

[wordswimmer]

Rain lilies this morning pointing toward the sun, drawn to its warmth and light after the rain, so many bright spots from just one or two flowers that we planted on a whim (thanks to the whimsical @yogijbird - Jaye Martin!) a few years ago, and now look—an array of blossoms to start the day. #rainlilies #rainliliesofinstagram #pointingtowardthesun #morningbowsandmeditation #frontyardgarden #gratitudefornature #ohjoy #sarasotaflorida https://www.instagram.com/p/CBRDtdSHsEQ/?igshid=u1mri7i8zhfj

[jobkash]

Registered Nurse, RN - Triage - Jewett Orthopedic Institute

Job Description:Position SummaryDepartment: OHJOI Access CenterStatus: Full-TimeShift: DayTitle: Registered Nurse, RN, Triage RNORLANDO HEALTH JEWETT ORTHOPEDIC INSTITUTE Orlando Health Jewett Orthopedic Institute is one of the region’s largest orthopedic and sports medicine practices, providing comprehensive care for more than 250,000 patients each year. This August, the institute will open…

[foodffs]

PUMPKIN CHOCOLATE CHIP BUNDT CAKE...

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Is this how you roll?

[thatsupersonicyouth]

Up and away🎈 · · · · · #warsaw #travel #adventure #adventuring #magic #balloons #up #cutehouses #candyhouses #architecture #pastels #colourfulcity #instacolour #instamood #happy #ohjoy #bluesky #poland #oldtown #cityguide #wanderlust #europe #europeguide #vsco #photography #happiness #littlejoys #accidentallywesanderson (at Warsaw, Poland)

[pointer8708]

#ohjoy #trailsareopen #dancingdaysarehereagain (at Bat Cave, Bronson Canyon) https://www.instagram.com/p/B_-e2iiH_sL/?igshid=18un697qx8gpu