#ohhhhhhmygods

[princesssmars]

[aroacespacerock]

”does a hunt without violence feed anyone?” what if I screamed

[dykebarbie]

I CANT BELIEVE IM SEEING ELECTRIC LIGHT ORCHESTRA LIVE

[rederiswrites]

@mythicalfungi0-0

Embroidered Converse // Hoai on Etsy

[thisnostalgia]

[andyridgeley]

WHATS KEEFE CHAMBERS DOING IN COBRA KAI

[paaansy]

RAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY

[glo-katt84]

OH NO OHHHHH NO OH NONONONONONINOOOOONOOOOO IS THIS THE NINE HOUR SESSION?OH FUCK OH NO OH GOD THIS IS GONNA BE GOOD OMG OMG D SHAXISJZB AIDHZUDIDID JAY FERIN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

new thumbnail under cut because OH MY GOD.

LOOK AT THIS. IM GOING INSANE

[melodic-haze]

how do you feel about sub arlecchino in boss form?

☆ — DEMO TRACK: sub!boss form!Arlecchino x dom!Reader

☆ — TYPE: NSFW

☆ — CONTENT WARNINGS: Implied that reader has a cock/strap though it can be taken as fingering or oral, whatever's your preference 🤷‍♀️, does this count as monsterfucking, magic bondage??

☆ — NOTES: Arlecchino might be the only spider I will never be afraid of please take her away from me

HOW DO I FEEL??? YOU SHOULD BE ASKIGN HER❗️❗️❗️❗️ Joking I'm unfit as hell so realistically I would probably die but ohhhh I am SO sure I'm gonna at least try

Idk if you guys understand (you probably do if you've seen my other Arle posts) but the thought of absolutely bringing such a powerful being to my knees SOOOO easily even though she could like kill me or reverse our positions in less than a second is so????? Top it off w the fact that she does it willingly ohhhhhhmygod hold me back or else I'll go insane

But like it's funny when!! The Traveller couldn't do ANYTHING to her and yet the moment you say jump she basically flies

Being allowed to be the closest to Arlecchino's very heart and soul meant knowing every single facet of her being and cherishing her: from her harsh duties as a Fatui Harbinger to her past and the two girls that died with it, only for just one of them—her—to come out of it reborn and alive.

Or at least, almost every single facet of her being.

"I am unsure about this, my love."

"Why's that?"

"You do realise that you are asking me to.. not hold my power back, yes?"

You nodded, "That's what I said."

You had known of her alternate form for a while now. Her unleashing even just a fraction of her true potential, manifesting into the form of a tall sillhouette akin to a spider bathed in crimson and the dangerously oppressive air of nothing but fear. She's used it to show those that oppose her just how unequal the scales are in their battles against her, she is as lethal as she is beautiful...

And you, on the other hand, are curious.

So you brought it up in the midst of your little.. téte-a-téte. A suggestion, of course, nothing demanding because you wouldn't want to pressure your dearly beloved into doing what she didn't want to do—such power did come with a great curse.

Arlecchino was vehemently against it at first, of course. And for good measure too; you KNEW it wouldn't just be a slight increase of strength. But the case you made.. admittedly had a curious appeal. And the power you had over her, the control she had submitted to you? She was willing to do whatever you asked (usually within reason). So she suggested to shelf the experimental matter for now and let her think on it, which you do.

And now, after a few days of consideration on her part, your current situation is the result of such a suggestion.

Your lover looks at you with furrowed eyebrows and narrowed eyes, not due to disappointment at your lack of concern for yourself (though actually there may be a little bit of that too) or cold anger at your insistent provocation to get your desired result (she could never be mad at her dearest). Rather, it is due to her flabberghasted state of confusion, "I have said this before but I could hurt you despite it being unnecessary. Why do you risk your life to sate such curiosities?"

"Because I trust you, Peruere."

She stills—you had dropped her title and opted to use her true name instead, a privilege only reserved for a very select few, with one of them dead. When she doesn't speak in turn, you walk up to her and hold both of her hands, dark and cursed yet so very beautiful to your eyes, just like her.

"Just like you trust yourself to me, I trust myself to you." You lifted one of her hands to tenderly kiss her knuckles, "I want to see every single side of you, including the ones you try to keep from me. I didn't run away when you revealed your status as a Harbinger, did I?"

"No."

"Exactly. Plus," you gave her a lighthearted grin, "I haven't necessarily scolded that side of you for hurting your children, have I?"

Her expression relaxes at your remark, though she does look confused—akin to a lost puppy when she tilts her head the slightest bit, "You have done so already, have you not? And it was but a light scuffle, I have taught them well enough that they aren't as injured as they would have been otherwise.. even if their attacks were pitiful."

"Arlecchino!" You chuckled out her title despite the loud bemusement of your voice, "Come on."

Her face never really shows all that much emotion, but you do see the slightly humorous glimmer in her crossed-out eyes, "I speak of the truth. They should have given a better performance."

You rolled your eyes, "That aside," and you give her a soft, reassuring look, "do you feel a little better now?"

She takes another pause.. and then nods. "Yes," she agrees, "I do. But I urge you to tell me if something feels wrong, alright?"

"Of course." You lean in to press another kiss, on her lips this time, before drawing back as fast as you came, "I wouldn't want to worry you further."

And so now you are faced to faced with this monstrous being. But that's what you've been wanting the entire time, isn't it? Lol sorry I'll get out of the weird monologue speak IT ABSOLUTELY IS THE MOMENT YOU'VE BEEN WAITING FORRR

You start off slow, obviously—caressing every inch of her. This is new, and you wouldn't want to worry your lover, do you? It's best not to rush into it even though ik you guys just wanna get into it idk 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

Your hands graze her skin, your fingers trace new lines and markings.....and if you're a fashion nerd you probably inspect her clothing's transformation too, though you don't really have to be a fashion geek in order to take it off

THOUGH.......actually? Tell her to strip for you, to give you a show. Tell her you want to see her full body bare. I meant what I said when I told you she would willingly follow your every command, as if she were more devoted to you than the Tsaritsa herself, and that includes this

Just lean back and watch her as she slowly strips herself down, every inch of her body visible for you to see. You see her eyes glow crimson too, a physical manifestation of her pyro domain responding to her desire for you

Methinks that in this form specifically, she while she's a lot more strong and a lot more durable, she's also a lot more sensitive bc she'd be much more connected and hyper-aware of everything that's happening. This is my own take on how it feels to be in the form she's in btw idk how it'd work but anyway this means!! A lot of good things for you :3

If you try to put her fingers in your mouth you'll notice that she's warm. And I mean like REALLY fucking warm—her body doesn't stay at that temperature too. As you lick and suck on her digits, you'll notice that her skin, her fingers, get warmer and warmer the longer she watches you and feels you

Not just her fingers too 🥰🥰 if your touch goes down and you feel her cunt, it's HOT to the touch, though not scorching that'd be wild as hell. The shock would probably take you off guard though, and she'll probably be worried at first but like reassure her that you haven't been hurt or anything and that you're perfectly okay!!

Acc reassure her a LOT. Sure, yeah, she's the one that holds the power and she DOES have impeccable control over it, but she doesn't want to risk like yk. Accidentally killing you somehow and essentially throwing away someone so undoubtedly special to her just bc you wanted to monsterfuck out of curiosity 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️ like that's such a way to go

Weak domtop reassuring op subbot during sex is like a silly trope I love it can you lot tell I think you can tell

Anyway it's not like she'll leave you to do all the work either; she can't leave you all unsatisfied like that, she wants you happy too :( so her free hand goes all the way down and she returns the favour. She does it amazingly too, like she's very careful with it but the heat on her hands basically does most of the heavy lifting as well anyway, and by now she probably knows of all the different ways to get you moaning out with her 🫶

Going down on her, fucking her is all well and good......but YOU KNOW WHAT YOU CAN DO TO MAKE IT BETTER???? Yk the. When the Traveller couldn't move bc of her pyro web things. That. Except on her. Do you guys like see my vision I hope you do

Having her restrict herself as you go in and out of her in any way you like ougjfhgh.......I think it's the fact that she could just easily dispel it and even reverse it on you bc IT'S HER FUCKING ABILITY and yet she doesn't bc she wants to be all good for you. So she struggles in HER OWN WEB as you're essentially free to do whatever you want with her

Her like. Those extra appendages she has in her boss form too. Some of them are twitching and flailing about as you fuck her silly, others are simultaneously trying to hold you closer to her body, returning the favour even further by touching you everywhere she can AND trying not to hurt you by squeezing you too hard or accidentally burning you or anything

Just the whole struggle to not hurt you but her senses are getting muddled with pleasure I keep going back to this but it's just SOOOO ugh. Yo ugysdont understanddd I'm like probably malnourished so to dom someone who can snap me in half is mmmmmmmmMAN 🤤🤤🤤eys please

God she definitely has more stamina and libido than she already did before too??? Bc of like the heat and the strength increase. So holy fuck you're going to be going at it for AGESSSS.......Not like constantly though, she WILL make you take breaks and that will acc be the ONLY time she uses her web ability thing on you bc she is still concerned for your wellbeing no matter what 🥰🥰🥰

When you're acc all done though, which is. Not for a LONG time, you both kinda sit there, spent (more you than her probably) and her detransformed. Prepare yourself for GODLY aftercare by Father herself 🙏🙏 she like treats you to even more pampering than usual, not letting you lift a FINGER to do anything and her treating you personally if you got any burns at the end of your session

"I care not if you like my fire's sting, my dearest," she gently yet firmly tugged on your arm, "I will not stand for it if such an injury that I accidentally inflicted gets worse."

"Aww..." You sighed goodnaturedly, "I guess at least it makes for a good scar."

"Y/N."

"Whaaaat? I'm right!"

She shook her head, though the corners of her eyes crinkled, "Come here and let me treat you."

As risky as that was on you, not only has your curiosity has been more than sated, but Arlecchino finds herself.. wanting to repeat the experience. Shedding that extra layer of herself in such a moment felt.. much more intimate than usual. It was addicting

That won't be for a good while though—she'd agree to doing it once every few months :3

[gilly-moon]

Your fave Pitch moments when he's sympathetic and when he's villainous? Your fave Jack moments when he's heroic and when he's mischievous?

ohhhhhhmygod ok. ok *cracks knuckles* lets go

Sympathetic Pitch - the moment in the Jack Frost book when he's begging for the Guardians to kill him. This quote in particular RUINS me:

With wild panic, Pitch looked to North. He pounded his chest. "Please! I have failed every being I have ever held dear! Use your sword! I cannot bear this goodness that still lives in my heart."

As for the movie, it's the moment of despair he has when one of kids runs through him at the end. The look on his face gets to me every time, and I love the Guardians (Jack especially) looking at him almost with concern or pity.

Villainous Pitch - his introduction scene in the movie is DELICIOUS. The laugh. The playful way he corrupts the dream into a Nightmare. He's having so much fun (WINK WINK 👀) with the whole thing and augh I just love him so much ♡♡♡

Also his whole thing in the books about turning Katherine into his Nightmare Princess was *chef kiss*

Heroic Jack - does the scene where Jamie first believes in him count? Well I say it counts. Because it is heroic - Jack can't do much, being invisible, but he finds a way and saves the last light of belief from going out. What really makes it heroic to me, though, is that he's only doing it for Jamie's belief in the other Guardians. He doesn't expect Jamie to find belief for him, too, and he could've backed off and left the Guardians to save Jamie's belief on their own. But he didn't! And he got the ultimate reward for his selfless act ♡

Mischeivous Jack - the sledding scene in the movie! it's such a perfect showcase of how reckless his fun can be. The kids have a blast with it, but there's a string of car accidents left in his wake that he doesn't even acknowledge. Not only is it a fun scene, it adds a complexity to Jack's character that I love!

[fluffybutt-7]

What's the thing you enjoy the most from your body of your actual weight??

Also if you want to answer. Any comments on you gains or weight gain from family or friends??

BTW that body is... 🤤🤤🤤

🙈🥰😈

Ohhhhhhmygod. Everything. The softness, the way my fingers just sink into my body wherever I press them. The heaviness… how much I spread out on the couch or in bed. How it feels to walk - like a big, wobbly blimp, or like you have sacks of pudding strapped to you… how fat my face has gotten, from a sharp jawline to a round, plush face. Hearing my floorboards creak (they’re old, but still haha). I love it all. Ever since I was a kid I wanted to be fat, I dunno why. So every moment I’m fat and getting fatter… it’s just a dream come true 🥰🙈🤤🐷

Yeahhh not much comments these days, honestly. If I do get them it’s from my mom - she mainly worries about my joints, but also got super into the diet crazes of the 90s and is quite fatphobic. She hasn’t made comments about my body in a long time, but that took me finally standing up for myself to happen. Friends? It’s a mixed bag. Most are quite playful about it which I LOVE. I’m open about being a gainer and furry and such offline as well, and I’ve had coworkers pat my belly or friends offer their extras. When I was in college and gained 100lbs my freshman year (super fucking fun, loooved that), one of my music friends said that I got a Buddha belly and rubbed it for good luck - I 100% got a boner and had to try to hide it as we finished rehearsal. 😅🙈🥴

It was scary to be open about everything, but… what came after has been so wholesome and fulfilling and despite everything that’s happened the last few years I’m so happy with this little life of mine. 💖 Thank you for reaching out and being a part of it :3

[sholmeser]

troupe gramarye makes me soooooo crazy oh my fucking god why are they LIKE THAT ohhhhhhmygod. valant who was always second-best, second-best to magnifi, to zak, to thalassa, wasn’t worthy of being an heir, wasn’t worthy of being loved back, wasn’t worthy of anything. roger who was just a teenager when magnifi gramarye took him in and barely an adult when he kicked him to the curb. just a stupid kid who was too prideful for his own good. lost his job lost his home lost his family and didn’t know what to do except slip into a fake version of himself out of the raw shame. thalassa who woke up scared and alone and in darkness, nobody by her side. her father abandoned her. her father abandoned her. the two people she loved the most didn’t even know she was alive. she lost her son. she didn’t know what happened to her daughter. she didn’t know anything. she was lost and afraid and her own father abandoned her and she didn’t know what to do except do what she was told. zak who was a terrible person, a terrible father, but still had to shoulder the guilt of believing he killed the person he treasured more than anyone else, still carried a picture of trucy next to his heart for seven years, still loved valant like a brother. trucy who lost all of her family. doesn’t quite remember what her daddy looked like, doesn’t even know who her mother is, doesn’t even have the privilege of being looked at by her uncle without seeing the sadness that fills his eyes when he does. fuck magnifi for ever and ever i think

[snailfriend777]

ARTHUR SAID I LOVE YOU TOO AUUUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

HE TOLD JOHN HES PROUD OF HIM

I LOVE THEM BOTH SO MUCH

HARLAN YOU ARE SO GOOD AT YOUR JOB I AM CONSISTENTLY ON THE EDGE OF MY SEAT AND FOREVER ON THE VERGE OF LAUGHTER AND/OR TEARS!!!!

Yorick is such a goofy character too, he's a brilliant addition, and the sound design is just. getting better and better, all these little quiet things in the background that add to the sound design, its so natural and so immersive. the balance of things that genuinely make me laugh out loud and things that have me making squeamish faces is perfect and is so so engaging. from an artistic perspective and from a podcast brainrot perspective this show is simply The Best. I'm so sane and normal about it. ohhhhhhmygod everyone Please listen to @malevolentcast it's actually one of the best things to have ever graced my ears

[andyridgeley]

haven't bought a magazine in like 97 years but if i find that cillian murphy gq one it's fuckin on

[sassy-cass-16]

OHHHHHHMYGOD

DORIAN'S DAD DORIAN'S DAD DORIAN'S DAAAAAAD

[rystiel]

ohhhhhhmygod oh my goddddd oh my god