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seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors

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Spin this wheel and tell me if you got something you need/want.

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taking the porn off tumblr just made us all hornier. it used to be that we’d only sexualize basic things, like human bodies. but now?? you wouldn’t believe the things my mutuals are getting off to

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this is fred, the dot.

fred wants to grow into a beautiful tree, but sadly has no branches

reblog to give fred a branch

i will post fred status updates as he grows

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DAAaHRLINg,

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bitches say they're fine and then scream the "I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all" in bohemian rhapsody louder than everyone else

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CR Valentines 3/3

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CR Valentines 2/3

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CR Valentines 1/3

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My Valentine Cards

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Nonstick broom

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oh my god. jesus christ brennan. we know who the bad guys are we don't need to be stabbing children in the hand this early into an exu miniseries

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OH FUCK YES THE ARCH HEART RUINER FIGHT!!!! YESSSSS

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i was lowkey waiting for nia to just be like "THERE'S SYPHILIS IN THIS CARRIAGE"

(i miss the nein.)

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oh. brennan's doing a wildmother thing methinks. that's too many mice for it to be a coincidence.

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oh. oh yeah that's classic brennan lee mulligan disdain for capitalism. making calculations of the worth of prisoners' lives based on their rate of production. the most blatant allegory for the american military-prison-healthcare-industrial spiderweb ever made.