#ohhhh hoooo

[naffeclipse]

[coconut530]

🏳️‍🌈🫡

[ysantuals]

yk what they say about saving a horse....

[lovinglabor]

this is long so I’m sorry in advance but thanks for reading ❤️

Ada was finally in labor with her little girl after a hard pregnancy. Her husband had left her when she found out she was pregnant. She had hired a midwife & was going to birth at a birthing center. This birthing center wasn’t like most, it had male & female partners to help you through the labor with whatever means necessary.

Ada had checked herself at home after her contractions started, she was 4 cms. She barely got dressed when a contraction hits, “HOOOOO, OOOOOH!” she moaned. She finally finished getting dressed in biker shorts and a sports bra. She grabbed her stuff to head out the door. Another contraction comes, and she’s squatting. “OHHHHHHHH! GOD!” she grunted.

She finally got in the car and headed toward the birthing center that’s about 45 minutes away. With her belly exposed she could see the baby tumbling around and feel every bit of it too. Stopping at a red light another contraction comes. “hooooo, hoooooooo, oooh!” she lowly moans with one hand on her belly. “Hooo please wait until to get to the center, pleeeease!” The light turns green and she turns into the birthing center.

She grabs her things and begins to walk to the door, hand on her gravid and dropping belly. She checks into the center and walks down the hall to her room with a tub. Her hired partner Paul was waiting for her in her room. Paul was attractive and loved his job helping women in labor.

Ada gets comfortable taking her pants off and waddles over to Paul. He stands up and she throws her arms around his neck and works through her contractions. “OOOOOOOOH, ohhhhhh, HEEE, HOO!” She moans loud. Paul’s hands work her lower back to help relieve some pain.

His touch feels magical to Ada, touching her in all the right places. She turns around and leans back into Paul. He puts his hands under her belly and gently rubs. Ada oddly moans with pleasure this time. He rubs her hips and his hand migrates to her swollen clit. Ada lets out a breathy moan as Paul whispers for her to go sit in the reclining chair. She does as instructed and spreads her legs nice and wide for Paul. He sits in front of her, smiling gently as he checks her. “9 cms Ada, you’re doing great.. I’m going to rub your clit to see if you get some relief during your contractions, okay?” Ada nods in agreement.

Not long after he says that, a contraction slams her. “OHHHHH! PAUL!” she moans. He gently rubs her clit. He can tell Ada’s enjoying it as well. “HOOOOO! Oh! I NEED TO PUUUUUSH!” Paul holds her legs open as she begins to push.. “OOOOOH, fuuuck! OWWWWWW!” “Great push Ada!” Paul praises. Ada gets up, and turns on the water for the pool and gets in.

As she’s pushing in the tub, Paul gets in with her, doing as he did in the chair. Gently rubbing her clit, and nursing her leaky breasts of milk. “OOHHHHHGHGGG! FUCK! I’m crowning!” she screams. She wraps her arm around Paul and rubs his head as he nurses and rubs. “HOOOOOOOO, oh it BURNS!” she lets out. “OH! I can’t STOP PUSHING!” “OOOOOOHHHHH, OHHHHH! GAAAAAAAH! She grunts. She’s writhing in pain. She swats Paul’s hand away and she rubs her spreading lips around the baby’s head. “Oh! I feel her! OHHH! GUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGH!” She grunts out. With that push, the baby’s head pops out. “Great job Ada, not much longer! Push two more times!”

Ada gathers her breath, and pushes as hard as she can “ HOOOOOOOO! HHAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUU! Hoooo hooo, AUUUUUUUUUGGHHHHH!” She screams as the baby is finally born.

“Ohhhh, I did it!” she says gently holding her baby. “Great job Ada, I can’t wait to help you with the next baby”

Xoxo 💋

-Loving Labor

[pregnant-and-birthing]

Ohhhh....hoooo.....another one is coming I am feeling like I need to push so bad!

[taradiddled]

Lucifer: What's up? You've got that pinch to your forehead that you get when you're either, A, constipated, or, B, constipated AND thinking hard on something.

Ada: I'm over eight months pregnant with your kid, prick. Of COURSE I'm constipated. But...yeah, guess I am kind of thinking on something pretty hard.

Lucifer: Liiiiiiike my dick?

Ada: (snorts a laugh) No, you goon. More like, how I used to see you, up in Heaven, years ago, when we hated each others' guts. I used to get these really sick revenge fantasies about you, where I humiliated you, and treated you like shit. They could get...pretty fucking graphic. And I hadn't had one those fantasies since I came to the palace, but, last night...

Lucifer: Ah. Did you...want to hurt me?

Ada: Yes, and...no. Not really. You see, this is fucking embarrassing, but those revenge fantasies NEVER ended with you, like, actually in pain.

Lucifer: But you said they got pretty 'graphic'. What else could that mean?

Ada: (blushing)

Lucifer: ...oh. Oh. OHHHH! Oh-ho-ho-hoooo...really?

Ada: I couldn't even have proper REVENGE FANTASIES about you. One minute, I'd be smacking you in the face, the next, we're horizontal on some cloud, and I'm suffocating you with my thighs.

Lucifer: The fun way?

Ada: The fun way.

[the-bad-batch-baroness]

Whoo hoooo!! Congrats! And yay! Okay… you’ve got such incredibly moving work, it’s enticing to see what you’re gonna do with short word limits!! 😍 if it pleases the jury, may I please request…

Hunter, fem reader, suggestive fluffy, 300 words, number 14 - "You're allowed to need help."

Hunter saying the line… Maybe as some kind of new step in their relationship, taking it further, from flirting to more meaningful/real? Just all that cheesy heartwarming emotional stuff. 😂 Bonus if nature is involved!

Annnnd, of course, always feel free to ignore! Love having you here and can’t wait to see all the drabbles from this event! 😁

Hold It Like This

Hunter x Fem!Reader

Pairing: Hunter x Fem!Reader

Tags & Warnings: suggestive themes, fluff, innuendos

Word Count: 300

Author's Note: Free, my darling, you are my first event request! Thank you so much for participating 🥺 Ohhhh, a Hunter request 👀 I don't think I've ever written for him before 🤔 Well, no time like the present to give it a shot. I hope you like how I wrote him! It's definitely fluffy… and suggestive 😏 Please enjoy 💚

It’s a gorgeous morning in the woods with fresh dew making the area glisten like crystal. Hunter leans against the doorway of the cabin, sipping his mug of caf while watching you struggle to chop wood for the fire. He offered to do it himself, but you insisted that you could handle it on your own. He winces at your latest attempt of a swing, but smiles at the adorable frustrated grunt you make when the ax head misses its mark.

Hunter shakes his head and sets his caf down on the railing, not able to watch any longer in fear that you’ll hurt yourself. He walks up behind you and chuckles softly. “You’re allowed to need help, you know.” 

You pout and mumble under your breath that you would’ve figured it out eventually, but that is a lie. You knew the moment you felt the weight of the ax that this task was out of your league. You release a heavy sigh of defeat. “Show me?” you ask.

Hunter smiles and obliges your request. He presses his broad chest against your back and rests his head between your neck and shoulder. He wraps his arms around your torso and lays his hands atop yours, slowly moving them along the smooth length of the ax handle. “Hold it like this,” he says. His deep and smoky breath tickles your neck, causing the little hairs to stand on end. “Make sure your grip is tight around it.”

The intense heat radiating from his body causes your heart to beat faster as your face flushes. Your mouth is like a desert and you swallow hard, trying to remind yourself that you’re supposed to be chopping wood. “Like this?” you ask, a little too breathy.

“Just like that,” Hunter whispers in your ear. 

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[spontaneous-birther]

You have it handled, just breathe, and prepare to push and just remember that you can ask for help.

I am t-trying to b-breathe but its hard......hoooo.....ohhhh I need to push again!

[soaps-mohawk]

JUSR FINISHED THE CHAPTER AND HOOOO MY GOD I NEED TO SIT DOWN OKAY

I rarely send in asks right after but I NEED TO GET THIS ONE OUT

I knew this was what was gonna happen but OHHH MY GOD that was intense 😭😭😭 I can’t even tell you how many times I needed to take a lap reading that just to let myself process what was going on

WHEN THE FIC SO GOOD IT GOT YOU SHAKING AND YOUR HEART POUNDING. That was intense holy shit

THERE IS NO WAY 😭 as soon as I read that last line I just shouted OHHHH BROTHERRR

every time man 😭😭 OMEGA CANNOT HAVE ONE DAY OF PEACE

the bear. the camera in the bear omg I would have exploded

I can’t imagine how that must feel 😭 to be betrayed by your own comfort items in your own bed?!?! Brother I would be done for

AND SIMON???!!! MY BOY NO COME BACK TO ME 😭 we just got him and now we’re having him taken away AGAIN. FUCK

grips the table. please let them be okay please let them be okay please let them be okay please let them be okay please let them be okay please let them be okay please let them be okay please let them be okay please let them b

All good babes 💚

Mhm take a seat, take your time, scream all you need. I get it lol

Yep it was a painful one. I'm so mean I know. So very evil, making everyone suffer and then ending on a cliffhanger? villainous

Peace? 'Mega knows no peace right now. I would have perished with the bear. Honestly. I don't blame her for reacting the way she did (same though that's why I wrote it that way lmaoo).

Don't worry, Simon will get himself together eventually. I can spoil that because it's kind of obvious it's gonna happen lol.

Eventually...they'll be okay eventually...eventually...

[small-world-au]

my friend. They just said that. They ship you and. Skipp.

HOOOO BOY OLIVE IS GONNA BE MAD

Ohhhh NOOOO!!!!!

THEIR BROTHERS MAN!!!!

“Eh?!!!! But me and Skipp are LIKE BROTHERS THO?!”

[imaginethezeldaverse]

I remember you saying a while ago that Daruk has a breeding kink and uh..... could you perhaps expand on that? 👀

I................................ O-Okay 🙈

He's aware that Gorons and Hylians can't reproduce. It's not in their biology to do so, especially since his race reproduces asexually. However, that has not stopped Gorons from packing heavy, heavy ahem...equipment. With that in mind, Daruk is comfortable knowing that he can't knock you up no matter what (assuming you don't want children - if you do, that's definitely a conversation worth having to him!) so as long as you're comfortable with him finishing inside you...ohhh he plans on it. Daruk's a big guy, round and soft in some ways and rigid and ungodly strong in others. A piece of that strength shows in the way he takes to pounding you down against whatever surface you might be on. Sometimes it’s in the style of a mating press, with your legs caged under the same rippling muscles that breaks boulders and splits mountainsides. Maybe he’ll have your body bent over, his warm, solid chest and rounded belly pressing into your back. Or perhaps it’ll be with you barely holding onto his arm as he fucks up into you at a pace that has your eyes rolling into the back of your head. He’ll talk you through it too, rumbling with lust and husk in your ear that he needs to feel you cumming around him - of course, you’re already spasming past your peak by then with the way he fills and stretches you out soooo fucking deliciously.

It’s when he starts mumbling that you know he’s close. Things like “Hahhh hahhhhh, so good, ohhhh so good” or “Gonna…hrghhh fill you up…you’ll be good for me’n take it, wontcha?” or even “Hoooo sweetheart, I feel ya clenchin’ round me - nghhhaaa you keep doin’ that and I’m gonna —“

And oh the sounds he makes when he roars his orgasm in your ear the way he does. His cock slides into you as deep as he can fit it as his release rips through him. He’s so thick and so so big that you feel it pulse inside you as he fills your willing hole with his seed. But he doesn’t necessarily stop there, oh no. He keeps feeding your body long, drawn out thrusts until you’ve milked his cock for every drop it has to spare. Only then will he pull out of you - and it will be messy. Depending on how long he holds out fucking you through your first orgasm until he reaches his, you might cum a second time simply from the way he drags his length in and out of your walls as he’s spilling inside you. Either way, he’s satisfied having given you every bit of him imaginable - and Daruk takes pride (and some latent, instinctual pleasure) in knowing that while even though he can’t actually breed you - the way your body bends and begs for him to fuck you like you are 100% he could (and you want him to) is more than enough for him.

[infinitegeli]

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[goresnax-archive]

THE BABIES HATCHING!!!!!

Ooh boy oh boy oh boy.

Eyyyyyyyyy

OH GRUMP, OH LORD, OHHHH BOY-

Hey, Wambus, BREATHE-

I THINK I'M GON' HAVE A HEART ATTACK-

Do not do that, it would be INSANELY inconvenient-

HOOOO LORD-

"DUDE. PEEPAW. BREATHE, IT'LL BE FINE-"

BUT HWUT IF-

It'll be fine!- Sweetpea will be okay, just take a deep breath, and wait for them to break through the shell!-

HHHHH- ... HHHhhhhhhalright-

[wild-houseplant]

GODDDDDDDDDDDDD I LOVED THESE I have been SPOILED to within an INCH of my LIFE THANK YOU I LOVED IT ALL. THEY ARE ALL MY FAVOURITES THANK YOU I WILL BE SLEEPING ON ALL OF THEM TONIGHT, CURLED UP LIKE A DRAGON OVER A HOARD

Find The Word (long)

I have been tagged by multiple people and have decided to dump it all into one huge post in no particular order and from all parts of the story. Enjoy the madness! XD XD XD

CW for canon-typical violence and fantasy racism

Weiterlesen

[zhongrin]

https://vt.tiktok.com/ZS8RRV6S5/

RIN WORDS CANNOT DESCRIBE HOW MUCH I LOVE HIMMMMMM

hhhHe he has ;;;;; v-veinss. on his armmsmsssndkclsjdlsjldkskxnsldj ohhhh gooood lorddd look a themt highs nnnmnnjmnmgmgmskdjskdjjd hoooo boyyyyy

[pursuitseternal]

🍃

I know A FEW, but, it’d be impolite not to ask! 🍆

Ohhhh hoooo! Go time:

kissing the top of my head

Grabbing my butt

Also… sucking on my ear. I love asmr, and nothing just sends me like a wet mouth on my ear.

Praise

They are all very subtle in real life…

In fanfic…

Sauron’s c*ck as drawn by @marimosalad 😉

Sauron’s ass as drawn by her too 😈

Dirty talk followed by praise

😘