#ohhhh hoooo

[naffeclipse]

[inseparabiles]

woke up three hours ago and all I've done is roll around in bed thinking about the Roman Empire

[coconut530]

🏳️‍🌈🫡

[ysantuals]

yk what they say about saving a horse....

[taradiddled]

Lucifer: What's up? You've got that pinch to your forehead that you get when you're either, A, constipated, or, B, constipated AND thinking hard on something.

Ada: I'm over eight months pregnant with your kid, prick. Of COURSE I'm constipated. But...yeah, guess I am kind of thinking on something pretty hard.

Lucifer: Liiiiiiike my dick?

Ada: (snorts a laugh) No, you goon. More like, how I used to see you, up in Heaven, years ago, when we hated each others' guts. I used to get these really sick revenge fantasies about you, where I humiliated you, and treated you like shit. They could get...pretty fucking graphic. And I hadn't had one those fantasies since I came to the palace, but, last night...

Lucifer: Ah. Did you...want to hurt me?

Ada: Yes, and...no. Not really. You see, this is fucking embarrassing, but those revenge fantasies NEVER ended with you, like, actually in pain.

Lucifer: But you said they got pretty 'graphic'. What else could that mean?

Ada: (blushing)

Lucifer: ...oh. Oh. OHHHH! Oh-ho-ho-hoooo...really?

Ada: I couldn't even have proper REVENGE FANTASIES about you. One minute, I'd be smacking you in the face, the next, we're horizontal on some cloud, and I'm suffocating you with my thighs.

Lucifer: The fun way?

Ada: The fun way.

[soaps-mohawk]

JUSR FINISHED THE CHAPTER AND HOOOO MY GOD I NEED TO SIT DOWN OKAY

I rarely send in asks right after but I NEED TO GET THIS ONE OUT

I knew this was what was gonna happen but OHHH MY GOD that was intense 😭😭😭 I can’t even tell you how many times I needed to take a lap reading that just to let myself process what was going on

WHEN THE FIC SO GOOD IT GOT YOU SHAKING AND YOUR HEART POUNDING. That was intense holy shit

THERE IS NO WAY 😭 as soon as I read that last line I just shouted OHHHH BROTHERRR

every time man 😭😭 OMEGA CANNOT HAVE ONE DAY OF PEACE

the bear. the camera in the bear omg I would have exploded

I can’t imagine how that must feel 😭 to be betrayed by your own comfort items in your own bed?!?! Brother I would be done for

AND SIMON???!!! MY BOY NO COME BACK TO ME 😭 we just got him and now we’re having him taken away AGAIN. FUCK

grips the table. please let them be okay please let them be okay please let them be okay please let them be okay please let them be okay please let them be okay please let them be okay please let them be okay please let them b

All good babes 💚

Mhm take a seat, take your time, scream all you need. I get it lol

Yep it was a painful one. I'm so mean I know. So very evil, making everyone suffer and then ending on a cliffhanger? villainous

Peace? 'Mega knows no peace right now. I would have perished with the bear. Honestly. I don't blame her for reacting the way she did (same though that's why I wrote it that way lmaoo).

Don't worry, Simon will get himself together eventually. I can spoil that because it's kind of obvious it's gonna happen lol.

Eventually...they'll be okay eventually...eventually...

[imaginethezeldaverse]

I remember you saying a while ago that Daruk has a breeding kink and uh..... could you perhaps expand on that? 👀

I................................ O-Okay 🙈

He's aware that Gorons and Hylians can't reproduce. It's not in their biology to do so, especially since his race reproduces asexually. However, that has not stopped Gorons from packing heavy, heavy ahem...equipment. With that in mind, Daruk is comfortable knowing that he can't knock you up no matter what (assuming you don't want children - if you do, that's definitely a conversation worth having to him!) so as long as you're comfortable with him finishing inside you...ohhh he plans on it. Daruk's a big guy, round and soft in some ways and rigid and ungodly strong in others. A piece of that strength shows in the way he takes to pounding you down against whatever surface you might be on. Sometimes it’s in the style of a mating press, with your legs caged under the same rippling muscles that breaks boulders and splits mountainsides. Maybe he’ll have your body bent over, his warm, solid chest and rounded belly pressing into your back. Or perhaps it’ll be with you barely holding onto his arm as he fucks up into you at a pace that has your eyes rolling into the back of your head. He’ll talk you through it too, rumbling with lust and husk in your ear that he needs to feel you cumming around him - of course, you’re already spasming past your peak by then with the way he fills and stretches you out soooo fucking deliciously.

It’s when he starts mumbling that you know he’s close. Things like “Hahhh hahhhhh, so good, ohhhh so good” or “Gonna…hrghhh fill you up…you’ll be good for me’n take it, wontcha?” or even “Hoooo sweetheart, I feel ya clenchin’ round me - nghhhaaa you keep doin’ that and I’m gonna —“

And oh the sounds he makes when he roars his orgasm in your ear the way he does. His cock slides into you as deep as he can fit it as his release rips through him. He’s so thick and so so big that you feel it pulse inside you as he fills your willing hole with his seed. But he doesn’t necessarily stop there, oh no. He keeps feeding your body long, drawn out thrusts until you’ve milked his cock for every drop it has to spare. Only then will he pull out of you - and it will be messy. Depending on how long he holds out fucking you through your first orgasm until he reaches his, you might cum a second time simply from the way he drags his length in and out of your walls as he’s spilling inside you. Either way, he’s satisfied having given you every bit of him imaginable - and Daruk takes pride (and some latent, instinctual pleasure) in knowing that while even though he can’t actually breed you - the way your body bends and begs for him to fuck you like you are 100% he could (and you want him to) is more than enough for him.

[infinitegeli]

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[goresnax-archive]

THE BABIES HATCHING!!!!!

Ooh boy oh boy oh boy.

Eyyyyyyyyy

OH GRUMP, OH LORD, OHHHH BOY-

Hey, Wambus, BREATHE-

I THINK I'M GON' HAVE A HEART ATTACK-

Do not do that, it would be INSANELY inconvenient-

HOOOO LORD-

"DUDE. PEEPAW. BREATHE, IT'LL BE FINE-"

BUT HWUT IF-

It'll be fine!- Sweetpea will be okay, just take a deep breath, and wait for them to break through the shell!-

HHHHH- ... HHHhhhhhhalright-

[pursuitseternal]

🍃

I know A FEW, but, it’d be impolite not to ask! 🍆

Ohhhh hoooo! Go time:

kissing the top of my head

Grabbing my butt

Also… sucking on my ear. I love asmr, and nothing just sends me like a wet mouth on my ear.

Praise

They are all very subtle in real life…

In fanfic…

Sauron’s c*ck as drawn by @marimosalad 😉

Sauron’s ass as drawn by her too 😈

Dirty talk followed by praise

😘

[hanasaku-shijin]

legit tho... if i have to watch Frenda die this season im gonna lose my shit.

[owohawks]

Hi there I love your blog! May I possibly request some headcanons of the process of Hawks falling in love and confessing to his s/o please? Thank you very much for your time. Stay awesome!

Ohhhh hunty u have no idea how much I love to write for hawks 👀 but here u go! Also thanks!!!

Honest to god if this were reality I’d see Hawks only confessing if the hero commission were to collapse (I read this somewhere but I liked the idea so much I stole it rip). So long as he’s under the hero commission, he cannot have an s/o and will actively go out of his way to avoid falling in love.

But let’s say the hero commission didn’t hold him back

You were the sweetest thing he’d ever met. Your smile brought light to even the darkest of rooms and even just being around you, soaking in your energy and vibes, hawks couldn’t help but be entranced by you.

Somehow, you two met, and he found you to be such a cool person!

You two would talk about all different kinds of shit and slowly but surely bond over all the things you two share together.

Here’s where hawks.exe stops working

He slowly notices that you’re brighter than the rest of the world, that your smile is the one thing aside from hero work that matters to him

He gets blushy if you and only you enter his personal space

He will be an absolute gentleman towards you, holding doors open for you and pulling out your seat for you to sit

Something that you may notice is that his wings may puff up at the base when he’s around you and you may even see some feathers pop out if he gets blushy or nervous enough

Will always find an excuse to touch you. Hand behind the back, grazing hands as he passes something to you, brushing you with his wings all sorts of different ways.

Will smile at you with that crooked smile.

No longer feels that he has to put up a face with you so he gets a LOT more comfortable being himself like he’ll show more emotions and shit

Wants so desperately to touch you. Poor mans is touch starved

Pls keep in mind that this is an incredibly slow process too because hawks has endured a lot of trauma growing up and he’s only just learning how to love as an adult.

But hoooo baby when he finally figures it out and he realizes that hey, he’s in love, shit hits the fan

Now accepting it, he goes back more to his usual cheesy self and constantly flirts with you. Flirt or retort something back and he’ll be head over heels for you.

Can be very slow to confess. You’re most likely his closest friend when he falls, and he’s so afraid of ruining the relationship y’all already have

Buttttttttt

I feel like confessing would happen accidentally

And it could happen fast

As mentioned this mans is touch starved so when he gets the chance to touch you, he does.

So when he discovers your weak spots to tickle, you’re done for.

He lunges forward from his end of the couch and attacks you, tickling you, getting right into all your weak sides, but then he hooks his fingers right there and you let out a moan on accident rip

And you and he are right there staring at each other before dying of laughter

And that’s when it slips out

“Haha, god I love you.”

But the thing is is that you don’t realize what you say until it’s too late as well

“Me too!”

Before you both take a second take at each other and completely blush

“W-wait, you mean it?” You ask him curiously

“Well, I guess I do. Can I, uh..” he coughs, “..kiss you?”

You only respond by pulling him to your mouth and sharing what could have been the most passionate kiss you had ever shared with someone.

[therevengeoffrankenstein]

screenwriting like AGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH. oh wait i’m a genius. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MOI WRISTS... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! clever clever! HOOOO BOYYYY !!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GGGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRR !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO MORE NO MORE NO MORE. ok ctrl-c. ctrl-v. ok. OHHHH AGONYY SSSSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUFFERINGGG.................... oh FIN.

[lampmeeting]

Hot take : how do you guys think the boys of Dethklok handle spice?

HA! ohhhh i have many thoughts on this actually :3c

nathan: LOVES spicy food. his bbq sauce has KICK. will eat the hell outta bags and bags of hot chips. yeah it fucks his throat up a little but that just makes him sound more METAL

pickles: aaahhahahahahh ohhh... no. absolutely not. chipotle mayo is too much for this guy. even a mild buffalo sauce will make him beet red in the face and all glisteny. but he WANTS it. he wants to eat nachos dripping in jalapenos and fiery salsa. he wants to eat those super hot death wings. RIP the lining of his poor lily white stomach.

more under the cut hahaha

toki: well, norwegians aren't known for their spicy food, but over the years he's learned to really love some kick. not nearly to the same degree as nathan, but sometimes he likes for his mouth to burn a little. it's fun! he likes getting all pink and going "hoooo!" (plus it's a good excuse to get ice cream after his meal haha)

skwisgaar: does not care for spicy food. he's been out with nathan enough times that he's eaten some really fucking hot stuff, and he's really of the opinion that food shouldn't be painful or make you actively sweat while you're eating it. plus his face gets all flushed. it's really just unbecoming and frankly embarrassing.

murderface: oh he SAYS he loves spicy stuff. he grew up in arizona! he loves mexican food! he wants to keep up with nathan so bad, and bless his heart he tries, but he inevitably reaches a point where he's just coughing and sputtering and he's red and gross and it's just a hot mess.

charles: spicy stuff isn't for him and he has the good sense to keep away from it most of the time, though when he goes to london for his "suit-fittings" he's been known to indulge in a little curry when he knows he'll be out of the public eye.

magnus: poor thing, he loves spicy food almost to the same degree as nathan, and he used to handle it pretty well when he was younger, but now it gives him wicked heartburn/upsets his stomach. such a tragedy. does that stop him from eating hot stuff? usually not hahaha the man likes to suffer what can i say

abigail: was raised on spicy. can put spicy shit away like it's nobody's business and smile while doing it. like Lorde on that recent episode of Hot Ones hahaha

amber: the same actually! girls' niiiiiight~ (they totally have their photo up together on some restaurant's "wall of fame" for finishing some insanely hot dish)

seth: very similar to pickles in that he has an extremely low tolerance. pickles will power through for the sake of delicious hedonism. seth will immediately start to whine and complain and ask for water and "amberrrrr you didn't fuckin warn meeee" while he sniffles and rubs at his eyes DON'T RUB YOUR EYES SETH oh fuck he's done for

melmord: "hey did i ever tell you about that summer i traveled with this carnival and learned fire-eating? so yeah this shit's nothing" desperately guzzles down half his glass of milk "haha this is so good dude"

twinkletits: he's gonna be daring tonight and bust out the cholula! :O ohhh watch out!

[silverartisan-blog]

"It's nice to have things to look forward to." (From anyone !!)

From the Perks of Being a Wallflower Starters - (X) - @warriorswithin

“Aye, and I shall look forward to the day we meet once more.”

He remembers well the last conversation he’d shared with his dear Uncle Maitimo. “See you soon.” Tyelperinquar had said with the most gentle smile he could muster, so certain that he would see him yet once more. Never had he imagined that things could turn out so differently.

Long has it been since that day, and his heart yet still yearns to see those copper locks from a distance – even now, as he spies a figure most familiar off in the distance, but he is too keen to pass it off as a figment of a soft heart and mind, lowering his gaze to quickly turn away and resume his work. 

Much has happened since then; he shouldn’t bother with idle daydreams when he is needed in the present.

[alastors-radioshow]

What did the Ocean say to the Beach?

........

Nothing, it just waved!

Ohhhh-ho-ho-hoooo~

Quite marvelous!

Most graciously submitted by: @sinfuldclights​