#*aggressively eye emojis @ u*

[ssahotchnerr]

hi babe! was wondering if you could write something abt hotch + reader having their daughter’s first birthday and all of the team is there and it’s so cute and we get big brother jack.

maybe it including light bickering between them but it’s so clear they love each other so much still and it really is just pointless bickering. something fluffy for sure.

up to you! i trust your wonderful writing , thank u bunches !

- 🕷️ [is this anon emoji taken yet? oops if it is!]

take the bench

AHH that's so adorable 🥹 cw; fem!reader, jack calls reader mom, domestic banter <3 and aaron being very dad <3

"are you kidding, look how cute!" you exclaimed, holding up the little outfit for all to see. your daughter's tiny hands immediately made a grab at it. "this is perfect for spring."

"after two boys, i can't express enough how fun it is shopping for a girl." jj gushed, resting her chin comfortably on her hand. "new section of the store unlocked."

all had gathered for baby girl's very first birthday, and it's been quite the eventful afternoon. lively conversations, a plentiful spread of food, cake on the horizon.

currently your daughter was sat comfortably on your lap, while you orchestrated the whole present-opening extravaganza.

at her young age, she could pull the tissue paper out of the gift bags as instructed, you and jack helped with the actual paper ripping as needed. whether it was you tearing off a starter piece, or jack proudly fulfilling his big brother duties - simply unwrapping it entirely himself and excitably showing his sister what she had received.

and meanwhile, aaron had the most dad job: trash bag duty. it was right up his alley naturally, being sure to punctually collect the scraps of paper before they touched the ground; preventing a mess at all costs.

which ultimately, led up to a new game.

"jack," aaron grabbed his son's focus, holding the bag open and jack caught on instantly. he grinned, balling up and throwing the tissue paper in hand in aaron's direction.

it started off gentle; quiet cheers when jack made the shot, not to mention the growing smiles on both ends. but then it soon turned into them firing off at each other, a bit too aggressive in the constraints of the living room. jack's laughter heightened with each throw, and henry even began to join in from time to time.

while still enamored by the gifts, all thanks to her brother and father's volume, baby girl's attention was quickly drawn to them. she let out a high pitched squeal every time wrapping paper flew over her head and through the air, attempting to wiggle her way off your lap.

as much as you loved aaron and jack carelessly enjoying themselves, and the addictive giggles emitting from your daughter, you also didn't want to take the focus away from everyone's generous gifts. they had spent time, and money, and deserved the proper recognition in return.

"aaron." you warned lightly, raising an eyebrow when his gaze shot to yours - a silent, but loving nonetheless, quit it.

"alright bud," aaron caught the last makeshift ball from jack with his hand, shoving it into the trash. "take the bench. the ref is giving me that look."

"but dad-"

"you heard me. and your mother."

jack let out a small whine, but promptly complied. he returned to the stack of his sister's presents, shifting through and looking for the next one to give her.

"for someone on clean up duty, you sure are making quite the mess." you teased once you caught aaron's eyes again, jack placing the next gift in front of you, "a larger one, if i may add."

"mess isn't in my vocabulary." aaron quipped right back, a delightfully smug look on his face. "you shouldn't be the one talking."

you cocked your head to the side, comically, "oh?"

"who's side of the closet is currently exploding?"

"who's sock drawer has seen better days?"

"the parents are fightingggg." derek stretched out his voice, murmuring humorously under his breath and nudging penelope with an elbow. while the soft tone, his statement was for all to hear.

now, it was your turn to (lightly, as to not jostle baby girl) chuck a ball of wrapping paper at him. derek ducked, barely, laughing loudly as he straightened his posture back upright.

"good try, but not good enough mamas. you gotta work on your aim."

"see, i'm not making a mess." aaron teased as he came near to grab it off the carpet, taking a detour as well to give your lips a quick peck. "you have that title perfectly under control, darling."

you playfully rolled your eyes, a smile dancing its way onto your lips. aaron couldn't resist the sight, kissing you once more. "oh bite me, hotchner."

[i-am-hungry-24-7]

Wait until i got you in my hands (or in this case under my jaw 🦈)

Anyway since you're asking fluff for Simon (and i hope you don't twist it in the end because I'll trust you for this once and you're not Chucky), what about Simon having cuteness aggression, everybody? Mmhm you have chubby face and it's undeniable fact that they sometimes look like dumpling or steamed buns. Just Simon can't keep his hands from touching or pinching your cheeks, and even better if he also bit them.

mercy plss sharkieeee 🦈 as always ty for the ideas tho 💖 happy to see u again!!!

Simon loves your chubby and adorable face

1.

“What Simon? Why you keep staring at me?”

“dumplings”

“what dumplings?”

“your cheeks.”

“huh?...SIMON STOP CHEWING MY CHEEK—$;@/!@;&”

2.

You two are lying on your shared bed. You’re facing him and scrolling your phone, too concentrated on the fanfic you’re reading that you haven’t notice Simon’s gaze on your face.

“...” you expression’s same as straight face emoji when your lover abruptly pinches your cheeks.

“sorry.” he says without any apology in his tone while kneading your cheeks.

“My face isn’t mochi, Simon.”

“I know.”

“Then can you stop rubbing them like they are?”

“No.”

3.

A nice Sunday morning, peaceful, and you leisurely walk to the living room, expecting seeing Simon there as usual.

“Good morning, baby.” You greet him immediately when you see his figure, his back’s facing you, seeming busy doing something.

“Hey, love.” He gives you a kiss on your cheek like he always do, but he sounds a bit of excited today.

“What do we have for breakfast?”

“I make a you.”

“What does that mean?”

You lean closer to him when he hands you the plate.

“This is you.”

“...”

You don’t even want to argue when you see two little buns are placing at each side of a smiling face egg that’s grinning at you.

4.

Simon gets kicked out to buy the groceries after the breakfast.

“He better remember to buy some ice cream for me” You mumble.

Well, he does keep that in mind when he comes back an hour later.

“Got you some ice creams.” Simon tells you while fishing them out under your expecting eyes.

“New brand?” You pick up the carton when you can’t recognize the brand of it.

“...Simon.”

“It looks like you, it’s cute.” He doesn’t forget to give your cheeks a few pokes whilst you staring at the rabbit mascot on the box with two obviously chubby cheeks.

5.

(later, Simon texting)

Ghost: Soap, how to apologize to your partner

Soap: what did you do to them LT.?

Ghost: I just showed my love to their cheeks

Soap: Not you anger them with same reason again

Soap: Send some cute pictures to them and buy them some snacks?

Ghost: Can I send this?

Soap: I guess you just want to die, LT.

[sammiesallow]

Heya! I've recently found your writing and I've got to say I love your writing style sm <33! Also I'd like to request some headcanons about Ominous and Sebastian (separate please) about cuddling for the first time with the reader, if you are ok with it of course, also I'm planning on sending more requests in the future so can I be known as crow anon? Anyways have a good day or night :D and don't forget to stay hydrated!

Hi crow anon! I love this request, i was planning on writing something like this anyways!! 🤭🤭

Cuddling Headcanons! (Sebastian, ominis)

(Art not mine!) (p.s look at ominis he's snoozing 😭❤️)

Summary - cuddling for the first time with Sebastian and ominis! All fluff <3

Sebastian Sallow ⭐️

He's not necessarily nervous when asking you to cuddle for the first time

Naturally, he's flirty so he kinda just asks you honestly.

"Can you come here?" *yoink*

Obviously he will ask if you're ok with anything, but he just loves being able to hold onto you in any way

Somehow the most aggressive cuddler ever though 💀

"Get over here!!!" *pulls you aggressively to his side* (in a loving way)

Like for real man calm down I'm not going anywhere 😭

After you sit/lay with him he calms down quite a bit though

Immediately melts in your arms and becomes a baby

He loves to hold you, but more importantly, you hold him

It brings him so much comfort

Your body heat and the smell of your perfume/cologne is enough to send him to sleep

And he totally does by the way

He's out like a light within the first 5 minutes

The most adorably stupid sleeper ever

He's not cute or elegant by any means- sebastian will be snoring and drooling while he's sprawled out on top of you

Sorry bae, you're not leaving any time soon

And if you do have to go for any reason he's whining like a baby and begging you to come back to the comfort of his arms

He is the cutest thing ever in the stupidest way- he's such a dork 💀

Ominis Gaunt 🐍

Unlike sebastian, he's very nervous to ask you for cuddles

He's laying on the couch in the undercroft and Says "can... Can I hold you? I mean- can we.. Cuddle?"

He feels you sit down and immediately grabs on to you

He wraps his arms around your waist and puts his face in your neck, inhaling your scent

Slowly pulls you down with him

HE'S SO CUTE

You're laying on top of his chest and you can hear his heartbeat going wild

He'll whisper in your ear how much he love you and he'll run his fingers through your hair

Like sebastian, he's out

Immediately he's fallen asleep

Unlike sebastian, he's a very elegant sleeper

He looks majestic honestly

He's breathing softly, eyes closed and mouth slightly parted

He always wants to hold you, but occasionally you can be the big spoon

It makes him feel safe

He's so in love with you, he always wants physical contact so cuddling is the best option 😭❤️

A/n - THIS IS THE CUTEST THING I HAVE EVER WRITTEN OMGGGGG I AM SO IN LOVE WITH THEM

ty for the request crow anon!! Excited to see more!!! (P.s maybe you can tag the end of your requests with '-🦅' or a bird emoji :D only if u want ofc!)

[brainrot-stitch]

Lalalallaalalalaaa new dandys world oc!!!!

So!!! U may be wondering 'well if he's a phoenix... why's he not all bright colors or on fire!!!'

Well!

Cuz I didn't want to 💜and also i had a fun idea!! Basically he is made of fire and magma or wtv, but the outside has essentially cooled down (like yk how lava does when it's cooling but still hot inside and u can see cracks of the fire underneath the black rock? Kinda like that except harder to see the fire underneath all those feathers)

He is very warm to the touch but by default will not burn you (if he's on fire obviously he will.... and if he's like lighting up you'll be burnt if u touch him for extended periods of time)

When he's hurt his 'blood' is basically molten lava or liquid fire or wtv idk how 2 describe it.. but it glows!!! And WILL burn u if u touch it so he's kinda hard 2 give medical attention. He's gotta do it himself broken heart emoji

He is a main character and his main purpose in the dandys world SHOW would be to teach kids about hazards and safety procedures!! Obviously fire safety but also other kinds too :3

Hes pretty stuck up but doesn't really outwardly brag about it like glisten does, it's more of a subtle thing he believes and ties into his actions. He despises dandy and has a kinda passive aggressive rivalry with glisten

When on fire, his eyes r a bright electric fucking blue!!! They're more dull when cooled down tho (as seen in ref)

[infwctednyacifier]

💰⋆｡ 🍽 ₊˚ 🚪˚. DUO, MINECRAFT = VAMP PUP KOKICHI COVEN – ALTER PACK

Got bored and remembered that ✨🎀 is gonna request a subsystem so here’s a start to it, ig???? Two for Kokichi's Minecraft autism

Names – Cookie „ Duke „ Hoover „ Pickle „ Buttercup „ Bubba

Nicknames – Coco „ Butter

Age – mid 20’s

Pronouns – he / him „ oink / oink's „ hoof / hoof's „ mud / mud's „ gold / gold's „ shiny / shiny's

Gender – cisboy „ piggender „ kingpiggender „ gemgender „ mongender

Terms – boy „ pig

Orientation – androsexual „ Achillean „ gay „ polyamorous

Personality – serious „ aggressive „ introverted „ hostile „ easily flustered

Role – physical protector

Species – Piglin ( brute )

Source – Minecraft

Emojis –  💰 „ 👑 „ 🥇 „ 🐷 „ 🪓 „ 💢

Extra – Might be a subsystem??? Idk, maybe he'd split some other piglins / other Nether mobs or Kokichi would feel bad and form them so he wouldn't be lonely. Obv chubby!!!! #1 strongfat piglin truther + he secretly is a MASTER chef but is insecure about his cooking skills and pls just compliment his cooking and he'll cook for his friends and partners!!!!! Also loves liminal spaces because they make him feel weirdly nostalgic and comfortable and most likely will build his own little town if he's given his own space in headspace and the proper materials and assistance .

Example message – I'm Cookie, I use he/oink/hoof/mud/gold/shiny. I'm part of Kokichi's Coven. I don't exactly like talking to people and prefer to be by myself.

Likes – gold „ his partners „ eating „ adventures „ his town

Dislikes – jealousy „ failure „ lacking gold „ being insulted / tricked „ players

Faceclaims –

Names – The Knocker „ The Watcher „ Marshmallow „ Strawberry „ Echo „ Dizzy

Nicknames – Marsh „ Mallow „ Berry

Age – ageless

Pronouns – he / him „ it / it's „ woof / woof's „ paw / paw's „ eye / eye's „ watch / watch's „ shadow / shadow's „ dark / dark's „ void / void's „ cute / cute's „ sugar / sugar's „ bow / bow's „ ribbon / ribbon's „ lace / lace's

Gender – cisboy „ boything „ pupgender „ cutecoregender „ liminalgender „ analogender „ backroomic

Terms – boy „ thing „ pup

Orientation – androsexual „ hypersexual „ polyamorous

Personality – silly „ weird „ creepy „ airheaded at times „ joyous and full of whimsy

Role – hypersexuality holder ( if system is hypersexual )

Species – ??? ( Guy?? I don't fucking know )

Source – The Knocker horror mod

Emojis – 👁️ „ 🚪 „ 🏠 „ 🍟 „ 🍔 „ 🎀

Extra – 100% weirdcore-cutecore aesthetic . Loves colorful bracelets „ necklaces „ and hair clips and wears a bunch + ofc a lot of pink and lighter colors . #1 Sanrio & Backrooms fan „ don't forget it 🙄🙄 Also draws a lot of Backrooms-Sanrio crossover fanart!! Probably has a Sanriosona of his own!!!!

Example message – Haiiiii!!!! I'm The Knocker n I use he/it/woof/paw/eye/watch/shadow/dark/void/cute/sugar/bow/ribbon/lace!!!!!! am going to watch u :3

Likes – his partners „ Sanrio „ Minecraft horror „ other dogs „ eating

Dislikes – aggression „ not being let in „ heat „ not having money „ cats

Faceclaims –

[oceanwithouthermoon]

OKAY im posting this crappy wip kubosai one-shot because ive been lagging severely on writing... sorry if its cringe, its completely unedited rn</3

this is roughly 1800 words.. the actual wip is about 4000 LOL but i skipped a couple parts so this is about half the wip i guess..

Kusuo was sitting at his desk with his legs curled to his chest, glaring at nothing, when his phone dinged next to him. Already not in the best mood, he sneered as his eyes snapped over to the device. The noise had disturbed one of his favorite pastimes; being moody for no reason and doing nothing, and the bright light was equally disturbing. When he looked over, it also shone the time as "1:36am" which ruined his blissful unawareness of how long he'd been brooding. His unusually accurate internal clock could have told him that, really, but Kusuo would never pass up an opportunity to be mad about something stupid.

His eyes softened significantly when he caught sight of what the notification actually was. A text from contact name "Kuboyasu Aren" with no contact picture. Yeah, that was how Kusuo kept all his contacts. Super boring and super normal.

He clenched his teeth, trying to bring his anger from before back after realizing how much and how easily his mood lifted just reading his classmate's name.

His phone had gone back to a black screen before Kusuo could read the actual contents of the message, so he begrudgingly unfurled himself from his position with a heavy sigh. He planted his feet back on the floor just a bit too aggressively and swiped up his phone as he stomped over to his bed to flop himself down on it.

When he finally turned his phone back on, the notification read “3m ago” and he clicked on it.

The message read, “hey princess when u wake up do u wanna hangout ??!? could i come overrr tomorrow please”

Annoying lack and misuse of punctuation, but Kusuo has learned that this tends to be the norm in texting, especially with other teenagers. In all fairness, the way Kusuo texts isn't very conventional either. He made fun of Toritsuka’s severe overuse of emojis once, and then immediately got ganged up on by all of the self proclaimed ‘PK psychickers’ because he tends to overuse emoticons in the same way. He doesn't know how else to express himself over text, alright? He learned to text only from his mom, Akechi, and Aiura and this is just how it turned out.

And for your information, the stupid princess pet name was just some silly thing Kuboyasu had gotten in the habit of doing lately. Trust Kusuo when he says it's much more embarrassing when he says it out loud, especially at school, than when he texts it, though knowing that his name in Kuboyasu’s contacts was “My Princess :)” was probably even worse.

Anyway, Kuboyasu had clearly made the assumption that Kusuo would be sleeping at this hour. Well, usually he would be. Kusuo LOVES getting his sleep in, but he just so happened to have taken a very long nap earlier that day, so he had a late dinner, and subsequently a late dessert. So, his usually abnormally fast metabolism hadn't quite been rid of all the sugar and caffeine he'd consumed not long ago. A series of unfortunate events, really, which culminated in him not being tired enough to sleep yet. At least he got to get in his usual ‘angrily staring at nothing for no reason’ time that he accidentally skipped because of his nap, although that did just get interrupted too.

So finally, he responded to Kuboyasu with, “I'm awake. (-.-;) Sure, I guess.”

Kuboyasu read the message and began typing unnervingly quickly after it was sent. “really ?!?!? also y r u awake lol i thought u would be asleep hours ago”

The poor guy probably wasn't expecting him to say yes immediately. Kusuo usually would argue about it for a bit before giving in to the teasing and pleading of his self proclaimed friends. It was way too late (/early) to play that game right now though, he knew he would just say yes in the end anyway. It had nothing to do with him actually wanting to see the dumb former punk who he had been unusually close with lately.

The taller boy just GOT him in a way other people never did. His undying loyalty and honesty was a refreshing contrast from many of the other people the psychic was often forced to be around. Loyal, honest, strong, romantic, protective. Not that those last few things affected the way he interacted with Kusuo or anything…

Kusuo replied again, “Yes. And I usually would be, but… too much caffeine. (￣^￣)”

Another quick response, “lol thats totally something u would do.. since ur up, r u down to call right now ?”

“To call? It's almost 2am. ಠ_ಠ Why are YOU awake anyway?”

“lol i know i know but im so bored… i just cant sleep.. we can be quiet on the call, but id like to hear ur voice right now :)”

Good grief, ew. How disgusting. “Hm… okay. ∩(｡-_-｡)∩”

(Don't you dare ask Kusuo why his internal monologue is so different from what he actually replies with. It's definitely not because he's an unreliable narrator who doesn't want to admit to himself or anyone that he actually wants to talk to a boy. Why would that be the case? Don't be dumb.)

Kusuo forgot to turn his ringer off before Kuboyasu could call him, so despite entirely expecting the phone call, the loud ringing startled him into dropping his phone on his face. How embarrassing, all-powerful psychic drops his phone on his face at almost 2am.

He scrambled to pick it back up and answer it so that the noise wouldn't wake up his parents. It would be really easy for him to just lull them back to sleep with his telepathy the second they wake up, but it would be inconvenient and his dad might complain in the morning. About either remembering waking up or just about not getting a good night’s sleep.

He finally clicked the answer button, luckily before his parents could wake up, and held back a sigh as he held the phone up to his ear.

“Hey, princess!” Kuboyasu was speaking in a whisper yell, probably also a room away from his sleeping parents.

“Hello.” He tried to speak in a way that wouldn't give away the fact that he was recovering from a smack to the face. Phone calls were a bit awkward for Kusuo, since microphones didn't pick up on his telepathy so he had to use his actual voice to speak over the phone. He always just hoped people wouldn't notice the extra rasp to his voice, but the late hour might work in his favor in this situation.

“So what have you been up to?”

“Nothing.”

“Nothing? Up at 2 am and you're just sitting there, doing nothing?”

“Yes, that's exactly what I've been doing. What else is there to do at 2am?”

“Well, I've been making the most of MY time, personally.”

“And how have you been doing that, exactly?”

“Thinkin’ about you.”

“...”

“...”

“... *snort*” Okay, how could that NOT make him laugh? He took the phone slightly away from his face and laughed into his hand.

“What?? It's true!” The idiot couldn't hold back his laughter either.

“Yeah, yeah, okay… whatever, you're such a pain…”

“Yeah? Am I?”

“Yes.”

“And yet, you're here talking to me at 2 am just because I asked you to? Admit it, you love it.”

“Tch. You really need to get over yourself, you know that?”

“Well. Humor me for a bit longer, will you?”

“You're desperate.”

“For you.”

Kusuo muttered into his hand, “Oh my god.”

“I wish I could see your face right now, I know you're blushing.”

“Yeah, right. Not like you can prove that.”

“You want me to?”

“What do you mean?”

“You want me to come over there and check?”

Kusuo could hear the smirk in Kuboyasu’s voice. The jerk knew Kusuo couldn't say no to him. They both knew this game. Kusuo would deny him just for show, even though they both know he wants to say yes, and Kuboyasu would tease the truth out of him. Well, fine. Kusuo could play this game.

“You want to sneak out of your house and into mine at 2am just so you can check how successful your teasing is?”

“Mhm. Not just that, I would do anything to see my pretty princess’ face right now. I'm bored, you're bored, the only solution is for the knight to rescue the princess from this ailment, obviously.”

“You're an idiot.”

“You want to see me, I know it.” And he did. Kusuo could hear shuffling over the phone. That asshole was probably already putting his shoes on, knowing Kusuo would say yes. “What, you scared to prove me right? You don't want me to see your pretty pink face right now?”

… Kuboyasu was good at this game. He knows that husky voice is fucking irresistible. To Kusuo, at least. “... Okay, okay. Only so I can prove you WRONG.”

He knew Kuboyasu was smiling, but then the mood settled a bit. “You serious, Saiki? I know I'm messing with you, but I won't pressure you if you don't wanna sneak me in. I mean, that's kinda a lot to ask now that I'm thinkin’ about it. I really wanna see you, but I wouldn't make you do that.”

“Yeah, yeah, shut up, I've already made up my mind. Are YOU sure? You realize how late and dark it is, yeah? You can't just stroll the streets at 2 am, you're gonna get hurt.”

“Awee, you worried about me, princess? No need, your knight in shining armor can protect himself just fine.”

"... Fine. Just stay on the phone with me."

"Hm? While I walk?"

He figured Kuboyasu wouldn't want to have a conversation over the phone in favor of paying attention to his surroundings, but... Kusuo couldn't help but be nervous about his friend's safety at this hour. He just wanted to make sure he was fine the whole walk.

"We don't have to talk, just... stay on the phone with me..."

Kuboyasu snorted. "What, you gonna miss me in those, what, ten whole minutes?"

Kusuo scoffed quietly. "Don't be so full of yourself. I'm just making sure you don't trip and fall or something at 2am on the way to my house. Wouldn't want the blame to fall back on me." He somehow still managed to convey snark in his almost monotone voice despite his whisper.

Kuboyasu chuckled softly, as he snarked back teasingly, "You know I can take care of myself. Can't believe you're still worried about me~."

Kusuo did know that. It didn't change anything. And he WASN'T worried, he just knew that his various nuisances tended to get into trouble when he wasn't there to monitor them. He was always getting them out of trouble even in broad daylight, so there was absolutely no reason to think that walking alone in the middle of the night would prove to be an exception.

"Just shut up and don't hang up, alright?"

He heard the quiet creak of a door closing and shutting, barely drowning out Kuboyasu’s attempt at muffling his laughter. "Alright, sweet boy. I'm right here."

-

EWWWW CRINGEE EW THEY HAVE COOTIES

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

Oh my fucking godddd I just had the funniest thought ever 😭you know how u were talking about satoru and his cuteness aggression earlier….. him biting ur cheeks n stuff…. What about reader with cuteness aggression. This is even funnier if reader is nowhere NEAR as strong as stsg because I’m just imaging like. Squishing satorus cheeks and staring at him with heart eyes then suddenly blurting out “toru you’re so cute :)) I literally want to strangle you :D” because he’s probably like??? Twice your height + size and the literal strongest sorcerer, there’s no WAY you could kill him even if you wanted to <//333 or or or just chomping his bicep out of nowhere. I’m not gonna lie he would probably just let you <//333 silly little loser. Would probably compare you to a chihuahua I’m not gonna lie 😭😭 like yes you just bit him!!!!! And yes he thinks it’s cute why wouldn’t he!!! just coos at you when u try and chew on him. He’s so frustratingly charming and funny and and and <///333 but I think. This is equally as funny with sugu because satoru is so lovesick that he really does not care how you show your affection he just thinks it’s a cute n silly part of ur character <333 just makes him swoon even more. But sugu i think would be equally fine with it deep down but jokingly judge you a bit depending on his mood. Like if u try biting his arm or saying something like “you’re so beautiful I’m going to beat u up ❤️❤️❤️” he just 🤨🤨🤨 “that’s not very nice.” (Doesn’t mean he’s gonna stop u doing it tho) LMFAOOOO but like…. Maybe when he’s a little sleepier or feeling a bit more gentle he just. (gently) cups/pinches ur cheeks 😞 tilts ur head up to look at him and just gently chuckles n shakes his head n says something like how he’s gonna have to muzzle you if u keep trying to eat him 💔💔💔 maybe his tone is a little condescending….. in a mommy way,, (lovingly) (jokingly) lectures you as if you’re a teething toddler that just keeps biting and chomping on everything. 😭😭 pats ur hair and smooths his hand down the back of ur head while he does it….. ok I’m going insane. my silly little babies. My angels. I need to bite their man boobs I mean what who said that !!!!!!!!!!

— stsg anon 👽👽👽 (alien version)

STSG ANON (alien version) MY SAVIOR……….. it’s crazy how the stsg hivemind works bc i was literally JUST thinking abt biting their arms

YOU’RE INSANEEEE (EXTREMELY affectionate) THIS IS SO . 😵‍💫😵‍💫 they’re so…… this is the realest thing EVER 2 me btw. reader w cuteness aggression!!!! they’re me!!!!!!!! i know you understand stsg anon but likeee who wouldn’t want to gnaw at their bones a bit……. maybe shake them around…….. they’re just so gorgeous and cute </3 how is a girlie (gn) to resist </3 </3 </3

i hope you realize how up my alley this is i started jumping and cheering when i saw it you really do know me and them better than anyone else… THEY WOULD ABSOLUTELY INDULGE YOU. ohhhh satoru would love it sm 😭😭😭 i think being called cute would fluster him a bit at first bc he just. isn’t used to it at alllll but he’s such a sucker for it…… he’s so strong your biting wouldn’t hurt him at all so i really do think he’d just let you go wild. chew at his chest all you want stsg anon he’ll simply chuckle and ruffle your hair <333

AND SUGU 😭😭😭😭😭 WAHHHHH I CRIED I SOBBED……… so real abt him jokingly judging you he literally becomes the 🤨 emoji personified (but on the inside he’s just ☺️)……. “that’s not very nice.” OHHH STSG ANON MY STSG WHISPERER the way you’re literally psychologically linked w them…… he would say that word for word w one single raised eyebrow and a barely contained smile and i would explode into pieces 💔💔💔 aaaa and the eepy gentle sugu 🥺🥺 tilting your head up n pinching your cheek…….

just gently chuckles n shakes his head n says something like how he’s gonna have to muzzle you if u keep trying to eat him 💔💔💔 maybe his tone is a little condescending….. in a mommy way,, (lovingly) (jokingly) lectures you as if you’re a teething toddler that just keeps biting and chomping on everything. 😭😭 pats ur hair and smooths his hand down the back of ur head while he does it…..

needed to copy+paste this bc i . do Not have the words to explain how crazy it made me. r you out to get me stsg anon…. was this your plan all along……. 😞😞 AAAARRGHHHHH I’M . NOT OKAY. NOT THE MOMMY!SUGU AGENDA PLS WARN ME NEXT TIME I ALMOST EXPLODED 😭😭😭😭 HHH THE COOING CONDESCENSION………. jokes abt needing to MUZZLE you……….. (ari has been found dead in a ditch) thank you for my life stsg anon thank you for existing thank you for blessing me w your giant brain i truly don’t deserve you . gna think about this all day 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

no but :((((( insanity aside!!! i adore this concept,.. it’s so sweet and cute and they would just eat it up!!! they’re soooo indulgent and adoring and i think they’d feel so oddly loved every time they feel you gnawing at their bicep 😭😭 they just think you’re the cutest thing!!!!

[zephsthings]

ill tell u about one of my ocs if u tell me about urs *eyes emoji*

YIPPEE!!! Okay okay so the wip I've got (six chapters so far) has a rag tag group of mentally ill teens just tryna get thru life and work thru trauma - it's a cute lil coming of age story ig !!!

There's four of them:

Jonah, Aliya, Benji and Olivia!

Jonah is a redhead and is covered in cute lil freckles and has the sweetest honey coloured eyes :))) he's also Jewish :))) he has adhd and a plethora of childhood trauma (long story short cus it would spoil the plot otherwise hehe his dad was a piece of shit)

Aliya is total sweetheart - she loves taking care of people ! She's OCD (recently diagnosed in the book timeline) and is working through ED recovery :))) she has hazel eyes and raven black hair and has three brothers: one older, two younger (they're twins)

Benji is a tol boy (6ft), beanstalk baby !!! He's autistic and gay and adorable :))) his younger sister is autistic too and they vibe together a lot it's cute af :))) Ben's got super blonde hair and bright blue eyes and lots of freckles :)))

Olivia is a sassy little bitch who aggressively loves her friends and takes care of them by telling them off for not looking after themselves!!! Sometimes she forgets to take her own advice lol she has Turners syndrome too :)))

Anyways that's a whistle stop tour of my OCs hope u enjoyed !!! If you wanna know more just ask !!! :DDD

[seiwas-interact]

hi sel this is so funny but did you know i used to hate the 🥺 emoji (tiktok made it look passive aggressive and scary…) but ever since i’ve been seeing you use it, it’s been growing on me so bad 😭😭 like it’s in my frequently used emojis now LOL and every time i see it i think of u 😭😭

ellie this is so funny HAHAHAHAH but i love the 🥺 emoji... and i overuse it bec it's so cute 🥺 and so 🥺 soft 🥺 and gentle 🥺 and lovely 🥺 and i'm so happy that it's growing on you 🥺 bc of me 🥺 and it's even in your frequently used emojis 🥺 and how sweet that you think of me 🥺 tiktok is so wrong for making you think it's passive aggressive scary 🥺 i mean how could this face ever 🥺 look at it 🥺 the goo goo eyes 🥺 the lil pout 🥺 don't 🥺 you 🥺 just 🥺 love 🥺 it 🥺 ellie 🥺

[calciseptinefic]

a luxury few can afford

Marvel || Wade Wilson/Peter Parker || Part 4 notes: this fic is also available on ao3 warnings: D/s undertones, alcohol consumption

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Part 3

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Peter's address sits alone on the screen for less than ten seconds before Wade sends:

>> u waited. >> good boy

Those two little words make Peter's entire face turn red. He can almost hear the rough, praising way Wade would say it, his mouth against the shell of Peter's ear.

( . . . )

>> getting food rn >> eta 20 min >> hope ur hungry >> [cooked rice emoji] [mango emoji] [take-out box emoji]

Now that Peter's decided to take as much of Wade as Wade will give him, damn the consequences, he doesn't know how to respond. Normally, he'd send back a quick 'ok' or find an appropriate gif—maybe of Patrick hoovering Krabby Patties into his mouth, or maybe of Yoshi using his tongue to slurp up fruit—but both options feel... flat. He wavers between the two, overthinking it, and ends up choosing a thumbs-up emoji nearly five minutes later. He regrets sending it immediately. Don't people use the thumbs-up emoji passive-aggressively nowadays? Peter's never used it like that but he knows other people do and—

>> [plastic-bag-filled-with-styrofoam-take-out-containers.png] >> got 1 of everything no joke >> and [beer emoji]? u drink [beer emoji] right?

<< Wade, have you forgotten that I'm a college student?

>> me??? 4get a hawt co-ed??? >> slander me not

<< In print it's libel.

>> dont talk nerdy to me bby ill get a [bone emoji]r and scare the cabbie >> gray sweatpants dont hide nuthin'

Peter swallows—hard—and very carefully does not think about Wade going commando in a pair of sweats. Locks his phone and gets off his bed. He goes into the bathroom and brushes his teeth for the third time that day, then squints at his reflection. He knows he's not bad-looking, but he's always thought that he was more plain than handsome. His eyes are an unremarkable brown, as is his hair, which tends to curl when it gets long, as it currently is. Peter wets his hands and runs his fingers through the mess, attempting to tame it, and does not succeed.

It's not like Wade's going to turn around and leave if he doesn't like your hair, Peter thinks, scowling at himself in the mirror. And don't even think about buzzing it five minutes before he gets here. Your head is shaped like an egg. A really weird, unattractive egg. He will leave if he sees the egg.

Going back out into the living space, Peter sits on the edge of the couch, straight-backed and staring at the door. Ten seconds pass before he gets up, goes to the door, and unlocks it. Goes to sit back down before thinking that unlocking the door was stupid. Turns around and locks it. He even secures the deadbolt which—honestly—he rarely does while home. His hand is still hovering on the old brass metal, debating, when someone knocks rhythmically.

"♪ Shave and a hair cut ♪," Wade sings, voice muffled.

Peter unlocks the door and—after forcing his nerves as far down as possible—yanks it open.

Wade is wearing a black hoodie beneath a dark green work jacket, hood pulled up over an 'I <3 NY' baseball cap that casts most of his face in shadow. He's wearing gray joggers and heavy boots, the laces loose. In one hand he carries a white, plastic bag packed with several styrofoam take-out containers and, in the other, a twelve-pack of beer. He freezes in the doorframe.

"Oh," Wade says, a single word caught on an exhale. It sounds like it was punched out of him.

"Hi," Peter says. His smile feels wobbly.

Wade says nothing. He just stares.

"Would you..." The words die in Peter's mouth. He stops. Clears his throat. Tries again. "Uh, hi. Wade. Would you like to come in?"

"... Peter?"

"Yes?"

"Fuuuuuuuck," Wade hisses under his breath, stepping into Peter's apartment. He puts the beer and take-out down, and closes the door behind him. "Hold on, baby boy, I need to—"

Peter's jaw is in Wade's hands. He's wearing gloves. Not the thick leather ones that are part of his Deadpool costume, but a softer pair—suede, maybe?—that feel nice against Peter's skin. When Wade tilts Peter's face upwards, Peter's eyelids droop and his gaze falls to Wade's mouth; he wants to be kissed again.

"Shit shit shit," Wade says instead. The pads of his thumbs are running across Peter's cheeks. "What the actual fuck? How can you be this fucking cute? Look at you. Those big doe eyes, your eyebrows, even your fucking forehead—is it weird if I lick your forehead? Sweet ninja baby Jesus Christ, I wanna lick your forehead."

Peter's nose wrinkles.

"Oh god, you're even cuter when you're grossed out and I can see the little crinkle between your eyebrows. Hold still, Petey Pie, I gotta—"

"Wade, don't you fucking dare lick my—ew!"

Wade licks a stripe up from between Peter's eyebrows to his hairline. Peter shrieks and manages to wriggle out of Wade's hands, then dodge as Wade tries to grab for him again. He's laughing, he realizes, as Wade chases him around his small living space.

"Get back here, punk!" Wade yells, following Peter in circles around the couch.

"No!" Peter screeches. "You licked my forehead, you weirdo!"

Wade tries to vault the couch to tackle Peter, but Peter simply jumps, grabs onto the relatively high ceiling with a hand, and folds his body into a crouch. He hangs upside down as Wade jumps, his attempts to grab Peter close but unsuccessful. After a few tries, Wade folds over, breathing hard, and slaps a thigh in defeat.

"Okay, fine," he concedes. "We're at an impasse."

Peter raises an eyebrow. "From where I am, it looks like I win."

Wade stands upright and shrugs. "Maybe. I mean, you're right, I can't get what I want with you up there. But..." Wade walks back to the door. Toes out of his boots, then picks up the food he brought. "You can't get what you want either."

"So, truce?" Peter suggests, eyeing the take-out.

"Nah, baby boy, it don't work like that. We trade. One forehead lick for one dinner."

"And the beer?"

Wade pauses and looks around. There isn't much to see. Peter's apartment is a postage stamp on the top floor of an ancient building; one wall has an old fridge and oven, some cabinets and some counter space, while two doors are on the adjacent wall, one leading to Peter's bedroom and the other to the tiny bathroom. Peter has a couch and a tall square coffee table that doubles as an actual table. Wade sets the food and beer atop its scratched surface.

"Well, footsie seems to be out of the question here, but I'll settle for a simple exchange. One beer is one kiss."

"Me giving you a kiss, or you giving me a kiss?"

"Me to you."

"Placement?"

"Whatever tickles my fancy."

Peter wants to believe that getting a kiss from Wade will be a straightforward matter, but the problem is, what he wants to believe and what he knows to expect are two entirely different things. Wade is just as likely to give Peter a chaste peck on lips as he is to make-out with Peter's elbow.

Could be hot, a traitorous part of Peter's brain chimes in before Peter squashes it.

"I agree to your terms," Peter says. He unfolds, rolls his neck, then drops, doing a half-flip mid-fall so he lands on his feet. "Just, ugh, don't make it weird."

"Oh, sweetheart," Wade purrs. "It's like you don't even know me."

Wade gets into Peter's space. The line of their bodies are close, but not touching. One of Wade's finger curls beneath Peter's chin, pulling up and forcing Peter to both tilt his head back and to rise up onto the balls of his feet. At the same time, the palm of Wade's other hand slides over Peter's eyes, then back, pushing the strands that fall against his forehead away from the skin. Wade holds him there until Peter's calves start to shake. Then and only then does Wade lean forward and press the flat of his tongue to Peter's skin. The lick is a slow, wet slide that Peter feels down to his toes, equal parts strange and arousing.

"Don't wipe it off," Wade tells Peter when he steps back.

"But it's gross," Peter complains.

"Wipe it off and we do it again," Wade says. He waits for a moment but Peter's hands stay obediently by his sides. "No? Okay. Let's eat then."

It's a mad shuffle of containers, napkins, and utensils, but they make it work. Neither of them have a dedicated entree; they just pick and choose, taking bites from whatever looks appealing. Peter's first beer comes with a quick kiss on the cheek, Wade's lips slippery from his last bite of noodles; his second is accompanied by a press of lips and swipe of tongue to the inside of his wrist.

"Aren't you going to take your gloves off?" Peter asks halfway through the meal, even though he already knows how Wade gets about his skin. He hasn't been that way around Peter, not for a long time, rolling the bottom half of his mask up and over his nose without hesitation. "Your hat?"

Wade chews on a prawn, slowly, before saying, "I wasn't planning on it."

"Why not?" Peter takes a swig of his beer.

Wade shrugs, his big shoulders moving in a quick up-down motion that's more deflective than unsure. It's only then that Peter realizes the only part of Wade he's seen exposed is the lower half of his face. It's never been anything else. Even when Wade's suit was damaged, there was always so much blood and/or gore that Peter never saw much else.

"Well, I showed you mine," Peter says as casually as possible, gesturing to himself vaguely with his plastic fork. "And I would like it if you showed me yours."

Wade stabs at some chicken. Pops it into his mouth. Chews slowly, before asking, "Are you sure, baby boy? It ain't pretty under here."

"I'm sure," Peter says.

"Are you? Because I look like this," Wade points to his exposed chin, "all over. And I'm not gonna lie—I like how you look at me now. Like you want me. Like I'm someone who can be desired. If you see all of me, that might change."

"You could be an eye-searing shade of neon orange and I'd still find you attractive, Wade."

Wade snorts. "Traffic cone might be better than what I've got going on."

"I'm not going to force you, Wade," Peter says quietly. He focuses on the Kra Pad in front of him, pushing the rice grains and bits of vegetable around. "I just don't want to hide anything from you and I don't want you to hide anything from me. But if that's not what you want, then that's okay. Making you do something you don't want to do or aren't ready to do is a dick move, and I don't—"

"Peter."

But Peter's on a roll. "And I don't want to make you uncomfortable even though you should know by now that I'm not going to judge you based on what you look like. Hell, we've known each other long enough now that if anything was going to drive me away it would be your personality—"

"Peter."

"—but obviously your personality kinda does it for me because we're sitting here, aren't we, and I haven't blocked your number or kicked your ass out of Queens or—"

"Peter," Wade interjects. "Jesus, okay, would you just look at me—"

And.

Holy shit.

Holy shit.

Wade has pulled down his hoodie and taken off his hat, and he's just as hot as Peter imagined he would be. Hotter, maybe. Sure, his skin is uneven, raw and red in some places, but Peter has long since become accustomed to the ever-changing topography of it. Scars and sores are inconsequential compared to the shape of his blue eyes and the bald curve of his skull, the muscular set of his jaw and the strength of his brow. He looks brutish—powerful— dangerous—and it lights Peter up inside in a way that has nothing to do with fear.

"Nngh," Peter says intelligently.

Wade's expression remains cautious. He's waiting, Peter realizes, to be rejected. Or for Peter to trip over himself and assure him he's handsome—which he is, but Peter knows Wade won't believe him. So Peter wisely says nothing. Instead, he reaches forward and grabs the front of Wade's hoodie, tugging a little so Wade will lean in.

"Closer," Peter says.

Warily, Wade leans forward a bit more.

"No, closer," Peter says.

Wade leans forward even more.

"Okay, good," Peter says and—without warning—licks a long, wet stripe across Wade's forehead. The skin is textured beneath the flat of his tongue but not unpleasant. When Peter pulls back, a line of spit shines under the light.

"The fuck—" Wade begins, ungloved hand rising to his head.

"If you wipe it off, I do it again," Peter teases.

Wade stares at him, eyes round. He isn't wearing that awful, guarded expression anymore. Instead, he looks at Peter with genuine incredulity, like Peter did the last thing Wade would have expected. Peter smiles. It isn't often that he gets to pull a fast one on Wade, and he enjoys it immensely.

"One forehead lick, one dinner," Peter tells him. "Looks like I'm buying next time, huh?"

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Part 5

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[rhetorical-moldz]

[OOC POST - INFO + IMPORTANT]

[hi everyone! its advin (heehee, a pun on my name and admin.) here. if you happen to follow the @.schleichen airy arg blog, you'll know how this works already!! if not, go check that out too.

basically, i'll be summing up what this is + some basic guidelines. (and emoticon info! this is necessary as charlotte will use one-eyed emoticons similar to airy.)

WHAT IS THIS?

this is an arg/roleplay blog of/revolving around the hfjone character charlotte (aka moldy). you are free to dm her, send asks/submit posts, and interact in other ways (such as tagging in posts, comments/reblogs, etc.) on this blog! if you want to talk to me (the blog owner ofc) for whatever reason, send a dm and ask!

WHAT DO I DO?

anything really. just don't be (heavily) nsfw or aggressive. (jokingly is fine, but this IS charlotte after all. expect aggression [hopefully playful!] back. remember this is a roleplay blog and all in good fun!) and i have the right to not answer an ask/dm if it makes me uncomfortable or i think it would be weird to ask for charlotte.

please do not antagonize/attack charlotte. she may be a bit of a toxic friend, but this is a roleplay blog all in good fun and i like to stay loyal to my characters. i won't be writing her less-great traits out of her. she isn't a villain and she isn't an antagonist, ok? and she isn't necessarily bad, either. (i am also not glorifying or defending her actions! please do not attack or antagonize ME, either u_u charlotte has still done bad things and some of those can't exactly be glorified or justified, mental illness or not! i myself have done bad and quesrionable things, too. i understand this.)

I'M TOO SHY TO INTERACT DIRECTLY. CAN I JUST TALK IN ANON ASKS?

of course! in fact, i am even willing to designate certain anons. however, please don't use emojis, if possible. my browser won't let me type them, so i literally won't be able to tag you in it! you CAN designate an emoji, though. for example:

"(ask) -fish emoji anon" or "(ask) -frog emoji anon" are fine. if i ever find a way to type emojis here this will be updated!!!

EMOTICON INFO

if you see emoticons like ;) or ;( or <;) or ;| she is NOT WINKING. charlotte only has one eye/can only open the one due to her mold, and therefore uses emoticons/kaomojis to match. (i don't know if she'd be caught DEAD using some kaomojis though...)

emote guide:

HAPPY >> <;) ;) C; c; >_^ ~_^ << | SAD >> ;( <;( ;{ <;{ ;'( <;'( << | EXTREMELY SAD (THESE MIGHT BE USED IN MORE SERIOUS SITUATIONS.) >> <;'{ ;'{ << | ANGRY >> >;( >;{ D;< >;[ >;/ |;/ << | BORED/IRRITATED >> ;I ;/ ;\ |;/ << | WINKING >> ;3 |;3 |;P [;P << | FLUSTERED >> ~///o ~////u ~////< )//^//( << | OTHER >> ;P ;3c (NOT WINKING FACES! ;P IS USED AS A GENERAL TONGUE OUT FACE AND ;3c IS USED AS INTEREST OR HAPPINESS. THE OTHER TWO ([;P AND ;3, ETC) ARE USED AS WINKING OR PLAYFUL/CHEEKY.)

and thats about it! if you have any other questioms feel free to ask!]

[alotistwowords]

[Image Description: A text post meme using gifs from Good Omens.

1 - Edits together Crowley as an angel calling his star system gorgeous and Aziraphale looking at him excitedly then with disappointment. Text post by imlizy reads, "hey girl is that the sun in ypur [your] pocket or does your oussy [pussy] weigh 333000 times the mass of the earth".

2 - Crowley shaking his head on the wall of Eden. Text post by absoluteconceptofbeauty reads, "does anyone have any sin recommendations I just fell from the garden of eden five seconds ago"

3 - During the Resurrectionists minisode, Crowley leans closely to Aziraphale to tell him off while Aziraphale looks amused. Text post by c-53 reads, "I've been captivated by his wounded animal swag, and tendency to react to well intentioned kindness with fearful aggression"

4 - Aziraphale praying to God when trying to contact Her in season one. Text post by bakwaaas reads, "I need a sign from God and not some wishy washy vague shit I need a vision beamed directly into my brain with clear instructions please and thank you"

5 - Aziraphale walking around Whickber Street to talk to shopkeepers, with Crowley chasing after him. Text post by deerstar4 reads, "If men aren't meant to be put on leashes then why are they so praiseworthy and walkable??"

6 - Gif edited to show the end of the church scene with Crowley putting his glasses back on and Aziraphale's 'realising he's in love' look. Text post by yourdaddyfigure reads, "One more [big eyes emoji] out of you and you're getting whatever you want"

7 - Crowley walking with his typical sway in a turtleneck. Text post by kladivonacarodejnice reads, "whore (nonpracticing)"

8 - Crowley and Aziraphale during the Noah's arc scene, showing Crowley's long curly hair. Text post by jasontoddssuper reads, "Diversity win! Hot girl is also a pretty boy!"

9 - Aziraphale holding a candlestick looking enraged. Text post by pillboxprincess reads, "I am literally an Angel u stupid cunts what the fuck"

10 - Aziraphale grabbing Crowley's shoulder when Gabriel and Beelzebub reveal their relationship. Text post by foulbearobservation reads, "I always think I'm smart until I have to spell fucking bureaucrcy [bureaucracy spelled incorrectly]. fucking bureaucracy. fucking whatever. It's my most hated word and also one of my most hated concepts"

11 - An edited gif to show both Azriaphale and Crowley in their armour during the King Arthur scene. Text post by effemimaniac reads, "walking 30 minutes just to suck dick call me the horseless headman". End ID/]

good omens + text posts → 7/? bonus:

[infwctednyacifier]

🏞️⋆｡🪷 ₊˚🕯️ ﾟ. ORIGINAL, SINGLE = FEMBOY FAE – ALTER PACK

This is technically a songtive since it’s based off of Genesis by Grimes!! It’s the character that always comes to mind when I think of fairies!!! This is heavily inspired by me :3 so technically if u form this alter then ur forming me!!!!!!! I will make all ur male alters gay :3

Names – Dakota „ Fern „ Atlas „ Valor „ Omiros „ Heron

Age – thousands of years old

Pronouns – he / him „ hy / hym „ it / it's „ deer / deer's „ fae / faer „ thon / thon's „ zi / zir

Gender – genderflux „ genderfae „ Aliuspueric „ naturegender ( umbrella „ all naturegenders ) „ transmasc ( only bottom surgery „ flat chested „ doesn't bind )

Orientation – gay „ achillean / androsexual „

Role – ADHD holder ( if body has ADHD ) „ archivist „ announcer „ caesian „ Daydream holder ( if daydreamer ) „ soother ( relaxes the body ) „ physical hygiene caretaker ( into self – care )

Species – fairy / faerie ( pointy ears „ wings ) / satyr ( Deer ears „ tail „ hips to legs „ freckles )

Source – Original / Songtive of Genesis by Grimes

Emojis – 🍄 „ 🏞️ „ 🦌 „ 🪽 „ 🐾 „ 🔮

Likes – nature „ peace „ resting „ men ( especially kings ) „ food

Dislikes – disruptions „ aggression „ injuries „ boredom „ destruction

Appearance – pale / fair skin „ neck – length hair ( dark „ waves / curls ) „ brown eyes ( big / sleepy ) „ slender / curvy „ satyr / fairy fashion ( chitons „ satchels )

Faceclaims –

[peachpopfizz]

hi discord friend :) uhh idrk who to tag so just rb and do this if u want lol

1. Are you named after anyone?

uh deadname yeah out of the bible. but "Peach" nah i just like it :)

2. When was the last time you cried?

Uhh a week or two ago?

3. Do you have kids?

Nope

4. Do you use sarcasm a lot?

Yeah lol

5. What sports do you play/have played?

Actively I play none but I used to swim a bit and I played a smidge of baseball when younger

6. What’s the first thing you notice about people?

Uh. irl admittedly prolly their appearance/way they hold themselves. do they look put together? aggressive? kind? standoffish? fruity?

and online it has to be the way they talk about their interests. do they keysmash? use Funky Capitalization? emojis? emoticons? the works

7. What’s your eye color?

uhh green with like a blue ring around the pupil

8. Scary movies or happy endings?

why not both? scary movie with happy ending?? overall happy ending tho lol

9. Any special talents?

erm. i can sing good methinks

10. ?

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

11. What are your hobbies?

mostly listening to music, singing, drawing and laying the hell down and thinking about what to write but not actually writing it <3

12. ?

no?? 12 either??? lol

13. How tall are you?

about 5'8 probably

14. Favorite subject in school?

choir/music!!!

15. Dream Job?

uhh what every person born in the 20th century has dreamed of at least once- being a youtuber/influencer

Ty for @stygianheart for tagging me for this 15 questions and 15 mutuals ^-^ (Sorry I answered it kinda late 😭)

1. Are you named after anyone?

in real life? Yeah

2. When was the last time you cried?

Few days ago

3. Do you have kids?

No

4. Do you use sarcasm a lot?

Not really

5. What sports do you play/have played?

Basketball, Volleyball, Tennis.. Pingpong, soccer

6. What’s the first thing you notice about people?

Their speech!! I love noticing their subtle wordings n’ stuff

7. What’s your eye color?

Black/brown? I forgor

8. Scary movies or happy endings?

Happy endings!! I like em’ with open endings!

9. Any special talents?

I think ice skating is a special talent of mine

11. What are your hobbies?

Drawing mostly and sleeping XP

13. How tall are you?

5’9

14. Favorite subject in school?

English!! I kind of fail at it but I still like it! Oh- and I guess Arts and PE is a favorite of mine

15. Dream Job?

I’d love to be a photographer :D

@localvoidcat @the-toybox-system @as4hii @cursed-child-autumncookie @internetslice @deedarkprince @itzrayla @harpers-posts @randomrando767 @aroacejay @mayonnaise-sock @orange-artist @nebbyl @naranjia @washingmachineonfir (<- don’t get pressured to answer it’s just a silly game afterall 🙏)

[nadineselfships-archived]

-sends this all the way from my island- from the kiss prompts, 6 for any F/O! have a good day!!

Hi plucky!! And thank you!! I hope you have a good day too!! 💜💜 (i'm gonna do this with Wade because I'm full of love for he right now 😊💕💕)

6. Wild, breathless kisses brought on by a heartfelt gift.

The sound of re-used elevator music filled up the small space of the old elevator, Wade bounced giddily in the middle of it, gloved hands clutching the wrapped package to his chest securely. Though his face was hidden behind his mask anyone would be able to see the ear to ear grin on his face, he had been waiting for longer than he felt fair for this gift to arrive.

He had been making an effort to go straight so he'd actually taken the time to buy this gift with legally obtained money and wait for it to arrive in the, very slow, mail. He was hoping it'd be worth it, he knew how badly Nadine had been wanting this particular item and with how down in the dumps they'd been lately they deserved something to brighten their day.

The telltale ding of the elevator reaching it's destination cut through the bland music and Wade nearly slammed himself against the doors as they opened, much like the mail, far too slowly. Almost giggling with glee, Wade raced down the hall of the apartment complex, sliding to a stop in front of their apartment door and slicking back invisible hair.

As quietly as possible, Wade unlocked the door and and snuck inside the apartment. Despite his best effort to be quiet Nadine heard him all the way from their shared bedroom. They kicked the blankets off of themself and gently tossed their switch to the side, standing and shuffling to the doorway to peek into the hall.

Wade grins at the sight of their messy bed head and puppy dog brown eyes looking at him as he skips down the hall toward them.

"You got mail?" Nadine asks, trying to stop the surprise from seeping into their voice. They were happy he was making an effort to do things the more legal way since being with them but it still caught them off guard at times.

"Oh this thing? I stole this from our neighbour, wanna open it?" Wade teases, shaking the package in front of Nadine's face.

"Wade!" Nadine gasps, taking the package and pouting up at him.

"I told you to leave Mr Parker's mail alone, you promised-" Nadine paused as Wade removed his mask, blue eyes wrinkled with mirth as he smiled down at them, "oh very funny," Nadine huffs, rolling their eyes and smiling lightly and whacking his chest with the package gently.

"Okay, okay, but that's for you so open it, right now would be preferable, it took longer to come than y-" A swift pillow to the face cuts off Wades cheeky comment and Nadine sits on their bed with the package in their lap.

"I hope you know my birthday was two months ago," they smirk, gently ripping away the tape and unwrapping the present.

"Shit, was it? Did I get you something good?" Wade grins, falling down onto the bed and watching Nadine's face excitedly.

Nadine snorts and shakes their head, flicking tape at him and continuing to open the present.

"Oh yeah it was- ..." Nadine joking grins slips gently and Wade feels his heart rate quicken, chewing on his bottom lip anxiously as they lift the fabric from the package. Nadine glances up at Wade wordlessly, tears building up in the corners of their eyes.

"Wade," Nadine's voice wavers as they all but whine out his name, a shocked smile stretching across their face as they look back down at the galaxy coloured binder in their hands and the nude coloured binder still in their lap.

"I know you've been feeling shitty lately and as much as i love to rest my head on those perfect pillows, I get you wanting to get rid of them sometimes so," Wade gestures the binders now tucked tightly against Nadine's chest, "I got you a cool one and a boring one so you can make thirst traps on tiktok," Nadine laughs breathlessly and drops the binders onto the bed.

They throw themself across the bed and into his chest, lips colliding with his own fervently. Wade falls backwards a bit, flinging one hand behind him to keep him upright and the other wrapping around Nadine's waist. The kiss is short as Nadine quickly breaks it to pepper kisses to his lips and trailing them all over his face.

Wade manages to pepper his own short, messy kisses to their face as they assault him with their own. His heart hammered in his chest as it did every time Nadine kissed him, if he paid attention he could almost feel Nadine's heart beating just as fast as his own.

"I love you, I love you, I love you," Nadine chants Wade's near favourite phrase between their wild kisses, melting as they dip into a long, passionate kiss.

When they part Nadine rests their forehead against Wades, beaming from ear to ear. Wade smiles lovingly, wiping away the tears trailing down their cheeks and peppering a few more kisses to their face before settling into their soft embrace.

"I love you too baby, I'm glad you like 'em, I am expecting a fashion show, just so you know. I'll even be half naked the entire time if that helps," Wade grins as Nadine laughs gently, nuzzling into the palm of his gloved hand happily.

"Deal."

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