#oh. and they're dancing btw
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v4mpyinred · 5 months ago
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So me and my friend were on call watching the P3 dances when all of a sudden... Junpei starts throwing kisses at Akihiko!?!?!?!?
IM STIL LOSING MY MIND HELP???? WHAT!?
to say we went crazy is an understatement. True insanity went down last night...
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allthecastlesonclouds · 1 year ago
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👗 for the bad kids in the dance au???
YES HI THANK YOU FOR THE ASK YES YES YES
👗 A headcanon about their clothes
kristen is the sports bra and sweatpants kid. this is canonical in the FH universe and also in this dance academy. she will wear this combo no matter the season and she will be SWEATING but she will be free. if she had to wear a leotard though she'd wear a zip-up one where the zipper's in the front– it holds her comfortably and she can fiddle with the fit if it rubs against her neck oddly. she's a bike shorts > skirt person all the way. she'll put her hair up into a messy bun if they're told they'll be doing turns or dramatic movements, but otherwise she keeps her hair in a ponytail. riz is a tight tank top and yoga pants person. the yoga pants Do have pockets and those pockets Do have items inside. No they do Not fall out. nobody knows how. he also keeps his watch on while dancing and this does lead to near constant bruising on his wrist due to odd bending during posing (haha i definitely don't have any experience with that one nope definitely not!!) adaine is a traditional girlie in the sense she does tights-leo-skirt, but she does bring in a multitude of cropped sweaters and cardigans that look and feel very comfortable! she does change out her tights per type of dance. she did wear the leotard+pants pairing to her first couple months of hiphop and then she and fig did a shopping spree and now she has tshirts and cropped shirts for this one! she refuses to pull her hair into anything more complex than a topknot or ponytail outside of the recitals/showcases tho. fabian's canon outfit is essentially how one of the guys in my dance classes dresses and i see no reason to change that :) gorgug is another leo girlie! good for him!! but he wears leggings over no matter the weather. he does not sweat though (unlike kristen)! he'll pull his hair into a bun for class, and if he has ballet+hiphop on the same day he doesn't see the point in letting it down since it'll just flop into his eyes otherwise! he's definitely got the Model Student for How You Should Dress In Class energy (even if aguefort Does Not Like Him) and fig wears whatever the hell she feels like! she's got plenty of leotards she can wear and she also has a bunch of slightly oversized tees, and she has loose shorts and bike shorts and perfectly pristine dance skirts. it's fully based on the energy of the day and she throws it on two minutes before. her hair, though, is always up in the most elaborate braided bun she can make, though. it's her pride and joy.
link to the dance au and to the ask game!
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smearkrann13 · 1 year ago
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I REDREW THE BOYSSS [Right pic is the old drawing]
It's been a WHILE since I've drawn the trio, I've been wanting to come back and develop them again so i might just do that haha
[Flat Colors + Sketches under the cut]
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There's like small changes i did with them (colors mostly.) but other than that they stayed the same, the story is gonna get way more complex though.
I'd like to say that a lot more fandoms are gonna appear as well hehe though I'm still making a list and a rough plot for em (gotta write it instead of drawing it, i hate making comics ;w;) Anyways enough rambling have a nice day/night!
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kessielrg · 1 year ago
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resisting.... urge... to add OC... to... someone else's AU
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theflyingfeeling · 2 years ago
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” #they all look submissive but some of them look submissiver than the others 😌 ”
Wanna elaborate who do you think looks the most submissive? 👀
I mean
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look at this absolute dirty napkin of a man <3 he's just waiting for you to boss him around
although ngl I was as surprised as the rest of you to notice how good Tommi looks on his knees 😳
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he looks like a man full of regret about his life decisions and is ready for the inevitable punishment 😔
Joonas, on the other hand, looks like if they made a limited edition Dance Moves Barbie™ but instead of dancing, all the kids make him do this:
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Niko just looks like a rejected character from a Magic Mike sequel
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...and then we have these fuckers who are probably just experiencing a normal Tuesday
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thatfriendlyanon · 2 years ago
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this season’s almost over  / this chapter’s nearly done / see the curtain is closing / the story’s just begun
one month left of living in a home of two years / one month left of learning how to say goodbye / one month left of trying to say it well
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astonmartinii · 11 months ago
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girl, so confusing | max verstappen social media au
pairing: max verstappen x fem norris!reader
will "norstappen" will work it out on the remix?
note: obvs everything here is hearsay and all a big fat joke i am just venting my frustrations with whatever the fuck lando just said after that race
MASTERLIST | TIP JAR |
- part of the brother's best friend series -
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yourusername: we don't just let people by because we have a big lead in the championship (that's actually how you end up with a big lead) btw.
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user5: WELCOME BACK OUTWARDLY BITCHY Y/N I'VE MISSED YOU
user6: the atmosphere shifted, my skin has cleared and the birds are singing
user7: i didn't think it would be against her own brother BUT WE'LL TAKE WHAT WE CAN GET
maxverstappen1: can you do all my media for me - you give a lot better sound bites than i ever could
yourusername: all my sound bites would be completely unusable
yourusername: cause if they thought you had a potty mouth oh boy they have another thing coming
danielricciardo: it's true i was around her when she stubbed her toe once, it was like shakespeare but concerning
alexalbon: or that one referee against chelsea, i've never heard so many creative insults
maxverstappen1: okay but my thoughts exactly
yourusername: twitter would cancel me baby
maxverstappen1: everyone wants cunty f1 back until i make contact and you ... open your mouth?
user8: not like all of lando's friends either being in the likes or the comments
user9: bro is fighting for his life in the GC after that press run
user10: i think y/n got all the sass cause lando that was not the diva statement you thought it was
landonorris: before you delete i already sent it to mum
yourusername: i'm not deleting it you big baby you gotta stand on your words bro
landonorris: nuh uh
yourusername: i can feel you pouting YOUR 24 YEARS OLD
landonorris: but i'm still your baby brother
yourusername: not with this PR strategy
landonorris: MAX WAS IN THE WRONG
yourusername: 1. i watched the ten laps before lando i'm not dumb 2. i support his rights and wrongs 3. you still won driver of the day and i thought that's what meant the most to you
user11: oh she gagged him
user12: can we get a rupaul's drag race reading challenge in f1 but it's just y/n reading the drivers PLEASE
charles_leclerc: literally all you have to do is spend 10 minutes with her in the paddock
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maxverstappen1: still got my favourite norris on side and that's all that matters
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user13: someone check on lando cause DIVA IS DOWN
user14: diva is dead and buried at this point
user15: they're dancing on diva's grave
landonorris: DO YOU PEOPLE MIND ???
maxverstappen1: who is this random fan in my comments?
landonorris: i'm definitely not a fan of yours after this weekend
maxverstappen1: oh then let me add you to my block list
charles_leclerc: i thought unfollowing each other after a race in austria was our thing max :(
maxverstappen1: yes that's why i'm going to block him not just unfollow
charles_leclerc: oh good 😊
yourusername: and that's why i'm ready to get rid of the name altogether
maxverstappen1: i think you suit verstappen so much more anyway
yourusername: i'm ready when you are
landonorris: really? ENGAGEMENT TALK ON A POST THAT DISSES ME
yourusername: a diss? you don't want your sister to be happy? or am i not your sister anymore since max isn't your friend anymore?
landonorris: IT WAS ONE QUOTE LIKE TEN MINUTES AFTER BEING CRASHED OUT OF THE LEAD
yourusername: * second-place
landonorris: STOP IT
yourusername: don't dish it if you can't take it buddy
user16: not this brocedes era for max and lando
yourusername: @lewishamilton @nicorosberg i am so sorry they're minimising your trauma like this
user17: so real of you
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yourusername: when you forgot that you invited your boyfriend to stay at the family home before the british grand prix and arranged a big family dinner and the flight back to england and your boyfriend and brother decide to try and kill each other in the race and have now 'ended' their friendship.... relatable!
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user21: the footage... GIVE IT TO ME, SHOW IT TO ME RACHEL
yourusername: most excruiting three hours of my life boys are so dramatic
user22: shock horror mad max and norrif are holding grudges
yourusername: IF i didn't have the patience of a saint i would've gone mad max on their asses and mclaren would've been down a driver
user23: out here threatening the victim and not the aggressor
yourusername: now why would i attack my trophy husband?
landonorris: i didn't make the plane ride awkward HE MADE THE PLANE RIDE AWKWARD
yourusername: we tried to nap but the heat from your death glare kept us up
landonorris: THAT'S NOT MY FAULT
yourusername: it's kind of expressly your fault, you could've taken your anger out on a pillow or a 12 piece wing meal like a normal person
landonorris: max's jet doesn't offer wings
maxverstappen1: get your own jet then
yourusername: @ryanair we have a new customer for you
landonorris: NO I'M SORRY
maxverstappen1: finally
landonorris: just for your jet not having wings, you're still the one in the wrong overall
user24: i fear lando may not see his sister back in the mclaren garage for the rest of the season
user25: i mean she looks better in blue anyway
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oscarpiastri: can we please move on lando your attitude is stinking up the gaff
landonorris: 1. wtf osc you're meant to be on my side 2. where the fuck did you learn that
oscarpiastri: while you've been sulking in your childhood bedroom i've been taking in the normal norris hospitality
yourusername: he'll get over it he did this all the time when we were younger - he'll come back and join when dinner is finished
landonorris: TELL MAX TO APOLOGISE
yourusername: i guess you don't want any of these profiteroles then ...
maxverstappen1: i'm eating them all lol
landonorris: FINE GOD DAMN
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landonorris: i think i just got gentle parented (brought matching jellycats) into forgiving max
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user28: about fucking time
user29: baby had his first real dose of wheel to wheel racing for a win and wanted to throw away a friendship
user30: good thing his sister never knows when to shut the fuck up and humbled these men cause lord knows without her lando would still be chatting shit in the media
yourusername: someones got to make sure lando doesn't embarrass himself (idk where his PR department went but mclaren need to run me my money)
maxverstappen1: girl, so confusing when you literally forget all about it as soon as we got you the jellycat you wanted
landonorris: i am a little brother first and foremost
yourusername: hard on the little you've been acting like a whole ass five year old
landonorris: have you ever thought that maybe i'm acting out because i miss you now you've moved in with max and wanted matching jellycats so we always have a part of each other??
yourusername: awww really???
maxverstappen1: that's actually kind of cute
maxverstappen1: and a hunk of BULLSHIT
landonorris: FINE I'M PETTY BUT I WANTED TO WIN SUE ME
maxverstappen1: well i also wanted to win so that's not the serve you think it is
yourusername: you only 'forgave' him because you saw that max was playing padel with charles
landonorris: umm yes obviously, i can't let lestappen be a real thing
yourusername: why not that's literally my dream threesome
yourusername: WHAT WHO SAID THAT
yourusername: lando i think your comment section is haunted
charles_leclerc: well i'm ... flattered
landonorris: you can have lestappen you weirdo
maxverstappen1: @charles_leclerc stop being flattered i don't share
yourusername: heheheheh
landonorris: that much is obvious... you couldn't let me win once?
maxverstappen1: no!
yourusername: no!
fin: here's a lil quick one today cause i had some free time! i am working on guilty as sin p4 but i'm so so so busy and i do be going to silverstone on wednesday xx hope you enjoyed !!!
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ghelullu · 1 month ago
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Berlin 2025 skeletour recap!
Tl;dr: no underwear confirmed by showing off ✨hair💫, continues tradition of papa giving Berlin extra love
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Peacefield live is always so so so good, god what a great opener
One (1) song in and papa already showed skin
He's gotten much more creature since I last saw him in Frankfurt and I love thst for him
Spent a lot of time being in a creature competition with mostly rain, but also cirrus
He's also become much more of a diva in some interactions with ghouls and the audience, also after he did some vocals, I think it was the high bit at the end of spirit, very well and the audience cheered, he had this smug face (good for him and also deserved, his vocals are exceptional)
They played cmls and ftpttp again
He was very smiley today!!!
Dew is much more mobile now, still has the boot of course, but walks/limps around on stage a lot and is almost back to his usual little shit self
Phantom still carries the show, once again: he's so good!
Rain is very creature, headbangs so hard thst his headpiece flops around; did a very funny tired-of-your-shit bit when dew does his annoying guitar thing at the end of ritual
Cirrus is the queen, lots of tongue during her keytar solo, we stan. Her and dews sexy instrumental in umbra is SO well executed, they harmonise so so well
The other ghoulettes are very cute and joined dew again at the front of the stage, the cowbell still rules
silly Papa dance during TFIAL
The no jacket, only the silky shirt look for TFIAL is deadly and he KNOWS it. People need to stop the "perpetua is shy" thing, he's hot shit and he knows
He did quite a bit of fingering during cirice bye
And ALSO during dathoml (towards dew, too and dew did some filthy guitaring at him in response, sluts, both of them). German audience loved the song and he let us sing bits of it successfully!
Papa goes through it during satanized, especially during the guitar solo, but also the Latin part (featuring monkbias now on the screen??? Big cheer from the audience)... BUT I think he got the paralysed, laicised etc thing correctly this time???
Oh BTW the teleprompter is back, bht being the showman he is, he didn't look at it a lot tbh, he's VERY busy interacting with the audience and it's so nice to see
The way papa raises from below the stage with the cowbell raised above his head triumphantly before snapping out of it nd staring at it confused kills me
What also killed me was how he stared into my eyes again at the beginning of umbra for a LONG time and I just can't handle this, riperoni
Year zero live. Nuff said. Wonderful experience always. No serpent deceiver though, but he did count oddly
He was rather chatty today, he spoke some German again, talked about that he loves Berlin and thst he of course wasn't here before, but the other guys were. Mentioned the first show some 15 years ago and asked if someone was there (a guy cheered and was declared the boss now). Tf truly seems to enjoy Berlin, he always has very warm words for it (beyond the usual pleasantries singers always say for the place they're currently playing in)
Ktgg featured very bouncy papa again, and lots of skin when the shirt went up with his arms, he seemed to have a ton of fun, which is always nice to see
He blew a perpetua cosplayer a big prominent kiss which was hilarious
I think this is a good moment to mention that his shirt goes higher up than usual when he really lifts his arms and leans back and thst his already very low riding pants slip even lower all the time and combining these two things ended up showing us definite proof that there's no underwear anywhere, yeah, uhm. So. There was hair.
Absolute slut.
Taint tickling is BACK for mummy dust
He started mummy dust with thrusts right away, touched the ghulge intensely, deep thrusts for the usual thrusty bit, all around very horny, very growly, nice.
He did the school night bit again but didn't take into account that Berlin has a holiday tomorrow and was like "are you fucking with me????" 😂(same tbh bc I also only learned about the holiday today); always impressed with how good his German pronunciation is, he said Mittwoch perfectly
I can't express my love for monstrance clock as a closer enough. It was my first ghost song ever and it's such a fantastic closer with everyone singing it. Truly wonderful. And horny.
His encore speech was very funny, I forgot almost all of it sadly, but he mocked us in a fake German accent for being predictable and then said they're not like other bands, they don't have any good stuff for an encore left, they'll now play some improvised jazz rap or krautrock (I would kill for him to perform krautrock pls), he really was so relaxed and chatty!
Bouncy papa for Dance Macabre and we got a single "wobble!", more skin, more touching, more dying (I was the one dying)
Dew and Papa hugged before Squammer and Dew squeezed and kinda stroked his waist a bit during the little speech thing he does there (also pointing out Dews boot situation during the show!)
Squammer ended not with the long note but "right here, right... That's it, we are done Berlin" (or something like that, I don't remember the exact words but it was so funny)
Honestly these shows are so much fun, there's so much going on, they have figured out almost all the technical issues, it's so so good
He let the audience sing multiple bits, which is incredibly brave with German audiences, we are notoriously horrible and shy, but it worked WELL! Proud of us
I wish they'd turn up papas mic during some songs more and ESPECIALLY during his talking bits bc often you can't really hear him (often the drums are still going etc, it's very difficult to understand what he says sometimes)
I managed to smuggle a 750ml bottle into the venue in my bra so that's my big brag of the night, it saved my life - only for then to be killed by multiple papa eye contact incidents and the....... Other situation
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qdbs-writes · 2 years ago
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How do you think the Cullens would act around a disinterested crush? Maybe they're fated but reader isn't having it lol
(I love your twilight writing btw thank God someone is still doing it 🤤🤤)
ah it has been many moons since I've gotten a twilight request yay!
Cullen Clan Reacting To Their Crush Being Disinterested In Them
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Carlisle Cullen
Being alive for just over 400 years tends to give one a good perspective on life and the bigger picture, and Carlisle sure has a pretty good idea of how all things pan out. So you're not interested in him? That's fine, Carlisle can wait for as long as you need to change your mind.
In the meantime, Carlisle will continue to maintain your friendship and continue to show just how hard he's worked to become the kind caring father figure he is. He knows you'll fall for him, eventually.
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Esme Cullen
Obviously, she's not going to stop caring about you just because you don't return her feelings. But she might switch up how she shows her affection.
Rather than flirty winks and suspiciously candle-lit wine tastings, she'll back up to more traditionally motherly affections. Making sure you're eating right, baking cookies, etc. And of course, giving you homemade soup when you're sick is still one of her favourite things to do, no need to stop now.
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Edward Cullen
Of course, you're not interested, how could anyone love a monster like him? Who did he think he was, thinking he was worthy of your love? Or so his inner monologue goes.
But it's really not that dramatic, it almost never is, Edward just sprung his crush on you suddenly and it caught you off guard. It was largely the excessively long preamble about how he was an irredeemable murderer that put you off first, but of course, he won't realise that until considerably later.
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Rosalie Hale
She's a little relieved actually. All her mortal and immortal life, Rosalie has been aggressively pursued by people she wasn't particularly interested in, so the fact that she can crush on someone who isn't really that interested is a wonderful change of pace.
For the first time ever, Rosalie has butterflies in her stomach, she fumbles with her words when she speaks to you, and she feels like a silly, mortal teenage girl again, begging her mother to let her go to the dance just so she can sneak away to catch a glimpse of someone just like you.
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Emmett Cullen
You and Emmett had been good friends for a while so when he casually drops a blissful "We should get married" into the conversation, you initially choke on your drink in laughter.
Emmett's a little heartbroken that you'd laugh at something like that, considering that he was being 100% serious. But since you've known him, the both of you have been constantly cracking up jokes, trying to get on each other's nerves, so no wonder you thought this was another one of his pranks. He decides to take this reaction as a blessing, you have no idea he's actually into you, now he knows he has to work out a different way to confess his feelings for you.
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Alice Cullen
She's a little confused obviously, having multiple visions of the two of you in a romantic relationship kind of gave her the impression that it might've been going to come true, but your disinterest says something else altogether.
But the worst part is that those damn visions of you and her together keep coming back, taunting her, luring her in deeper to despair with the thoughts of what might be. It's all getting so intense, so she decides to skip town for a bit, see if that changes anything, or at least helps her clear her head.
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Jasper Hale
Oh well, so you're not interested in a romantic relationship, so what? Doesn't mean you can't still be friends. Doesn't mean he can't be the charming Southern gentleman he is. Doesn't mean he can't still pull out chairs or open doors for you. Or send anonymous bouquets to your house. Or leave your favourite snacks in your locker when you're having a rough day. Of course not.
It doesn't mean he can't worry about other people who might want to date you. Doesn't mean he can't scare off people who'd be bad for you. I mean, what else are friends for?
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crybabyddl · 2 months ago
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Eddie Munson x Fem!Reader
Reader and Eddie love getting high together. Their routine smoke sesh looks a little different tonight.
Warning: marijuana use, swearing, sexual tension, friends to lovers, fluff, mentions of alcohol & nicotine, 18+ content. MDNI.
Author's Note: Hi friends! I can't get the thought of smoking in Eddie's van out of my mind, probably because I want to get high so freaking bad. It's not fair that I didn't get to smoke on 4/20, so I'm writing this until I can go out to smoke with some friends or find some time to be alone so I can smoke without a lecture. I know it's probably not good for me, but living isn't really good for me either atp, so what's the big deal if I smoke a joint? lol... As for the oneshot, Eddie and the reader are in their 20s. Btw, shooters are the mini, hotel-sized alcohol bottles. They're also sometimes called nips or singles.
"Can I light it this time?" You ask eagerly, your sneakers kicking up dust from the gravel below.
"Sure, just be careful," Eddie warns as he hands you a lighter and the joint he just rolled. "It's windy and I don't want your hair catching on fire."
You give a lighthearted scoff before looking down at the lighter your friend handed to you. It's one of yours that Eddie "forgot" to give back—Animal from The Muppets wearing a leather jacket and holding a wooden drumstick. You don't have the heart to steal it back from him, knowing it suits him perfectly and that you'll see it the next time you smoke together.
Placing the filtered tip of the expertly rolled cone in your mouth, you sparked up the lighter, bringing it towards the end of the joint. Just before it catches, the wind blows out the flame. You try once more, only to be defeated by nature yet again. After the fifth attempt, Eddie notices and cups his hands near the lighter, sheltering it from the wind.
"This is why I'm usually the one who lights it." he remarks in a snarky, but playful tone.
"Oh shut up, it's just windy. I need to be able to smoke without your help at some point, you know." You elbow him sharply, eventually forfeiting the supplies to his ringed fingers.
"Smoke without me? You couldn't roll a joint to save your life!"
You narrow your eyes at Eddie.
"Hate to break it to you, but pre-rolls exist."
Eddie puts the joint to his lips, lighting it with ease. He takes a long drag before exhaling a long, narrow stream of smoke. You watch as it dissipates in the air. The wispy trail from the joint is still active as he holds the weed out to you.
"Not for free they don't," he retorts as you inhale. "Unless, of course, you get them from me."
He wasn't wrong; Eddie had been smoking you out free of charge for almost three months now. Sure, it was only on weekends, but you'd grown accustomed to the routine. Every Friday night, he'd pick you up from work in his shitty van, drive to the lookout point on Lover's Lake, and the two of you would swap customer service horror stories over a joint. Occasionally, he'd bring a vape or a paper bag of shooters, but the weed was always the preferred poison for your hangouts.
You roll your eyes as you exhale.
"I just want to learn how to do it all myself, I'd still smoke with you Eds."
Eddie holds out his thumb and index finger, anticipating the passing of the joint, but you decide to take another hit before handing it off.
The silence between you two is filled with the sounds of crickets and cicadas. As gross as bugs were, you were grateful for the summer nights filled with their songs.
You and Eddie continue smoking wordlessly, looking up at the stars, down at the moonlight reflecting on the lake, and across the trees as smoke dances past the the leaves rustling in the warm, windy air.
"Eds? Since when do you call me that?"
You shrug.
"I dunno, 'm just high."
"Okay." he lets out a loud sigh, louder than he intended.
"You good?" you ask him, slightly chuckling at his dramatic behavior.
"What? Yeah, I was just thinking and breathing at the same time."
"Not really sure what that means, but okay."
You pluck the joint from his fingers, bringing it to your lips and savoring the feeling you're experiencing right here and now. You loved not having to worry about anything, getting to be in nature with a person whose company you enjoyed, with nothing waiting to be done and nobody needing you for a favor. You wished life could always be like this—reality hazy, senses and appreciation elevated. You look over at Eddie, the glint of his rings capturing your attention. You trail your fingers across his knuckles, the texture, temperature, and visual stimulation of his jewelry making you feel light and slightly anticipatory.
"Is it the rings again?" Eddie looks down at his left hand, then up at you, your eyes practically aglow. The joint's cherry dims as you continue to hold it, forgotten now that your mind had drifted to Eddie.
You nodded with a hum.
"Where do you get 'em?" you ask, spinning the silver band on his middle finger around to read the words etched into it. LOVE IS FATAL
"I get most of them at the antique and thrift store on Greenview, but this one," he points to his ring finger. "Is my class ring."
"Hawkins High. I bet you were trouble back in high school, weren't you?" you laugh.
"You bet. I was the freak who played D&D, automatic bully magnet."
"What kind of magnet are you now?"
"Hmm... maybe a stoner magnet?" he smiled; not an uncommon occurrence, but one that delighted you. It's like he knew exactly how to charm you, have you hooked on every word, all done in a seemingly effortless way.
"I think so." you laughed somewhat halfheartedly. You were distracted by the simple, but thought-provoking ring once again.
LOVE IS FATAL
Is that what this was? Was that what you'd been feeling the past few weeks whenever you were with Eddie? Sure, you loved him as a close friend. You'd always have his back and knew you could trust him to do the same. But the feeling in your lower chest, the anxious and excited, almost scared fluttering along your fingertips, your toes, along the inside of your thighs... It surely felt fatal. But was it love?
"Something on your mind?" his voice cuts through your heart-shaped cloud of thoughts. He plucks the dull joint from you, nestling the tip between his lips. You watch him intently as he relights it, focusing on the way his brown eyes shine from the glow of the flame.
Unsure of what to say, you give him a simple "Maybe."
"Maybe?"
"Maybe."
"What am I supposed to gather from that?"
"Maybe, it's none of your business."
"Well sue me for trying to talk to you. Jesus."
"Calm down, I just didn't know what to tell you, okay? Damn," you accept Eddie's offering of the joint, taking a hit and blowing it in his face, feigning obliviousness. "And people say women are dramatic, ha."
"You know you can tell me anything, right? I'll always hear you out, even when you blow smoke in my face like a dick," he takes what is hardly more than the filter tip, and smokes whatever is left of the joint. "Did you want more, or are you good?"
"I think I'm okay for now. Might ask for the penjamin in a little bit, though." you reply, your voice mellow and raspy.
The weed is definitely getting to you now, and it really wants your brain to harp on the way Eddie's hands look right now. They look the same as they always do, but that stupid ring is practically mocking you with its facetious warning.
You didn't love Eddie as anything more than a friend, you knew that. But for some reason, your brain was getting scrambled by his presence, making you question if that belief was subject to change at some point down the line. Eddie's attractive—no doubt about it. You felt that way from the day you first met him.
Six months ago, your friends invited you out for drinks. You were chatting up a storm, having a grand old time. Prone to people-watching, your eyes wandered the bar, looking for something interesting to make up narratives in your head about. They landed on a tall, leather jacket-clad man with an unruly head of hair. Nothing about him stood out necessarily, but you'd always had a thing for the vibe of a bad boy in a leather jacket. Plus, a nice face never hurt. Middle school you was thanking you for finally making friends, leading you to this moment—this man. But just like back in those days, you were far too nervous to ever work up the courage to talk to him, let alone any other stranger at a bar.
However, one of your friends had caught you staring off, and with Robin being Robin, she wasn't going to let you off the hook. Her teasing was almost unbearable, up until she'd asked whom exactly you'd been looking at. When you tilted your head towards the guy, her teasing ceased.
"Him?"
You nodded.
"I know him! That's Eddie. We went to high school together. I can introduce you, if you'd like."
"That's okay, Robin, I don't–"
Before you could protest, your friend had set off in his direction, loudly calling out his name.
Thanks to the—albeit small—amount of alcohol in your system, your typical response of freezing was out of service. You instead opted to ask the bartender for another shot—it didn't matter what, just something alcoholic and not totally disgusting. As soon as it was placed in front of you, you threw the shot back. Raspberry vodka. That'd do. As if on cue, Robin reappeared, dragging behind her the man in the leather jacket.
She sang out your name excitedly.
"This is Eddie. We went to high school together." she introduced you to Eddie as her 'best friend' and along with herself and Steve, a 'Scoops Ahoy survivor'.
You and Eddie exchanged pleasantries, asked about jobs and hobbies, all the usual elements of small talk. Before the air turned awkward, Robin suggested taking shots. You weren't anything beyond tipsy, so you joined in the fun, taking shots of whatever your friend had ordered.
Talking with Eddie was thankfully easy. You discovered that he was more interesting than the narrative you started creating in your head when you first laid eyes on him. He played guitar, he was working as an auto mechanic, and he played Dungeons and Dragons. Robin begged him to let her and Steve take part in his latest campaign, and after an ambush of pleas, he gave in to her request.
You asked Eddie about the game itself, and about his plans for his upcoming campaign. It was actually quite interesting, and you were a bit jealous that Robin and Steve would get to create characters to go on the journey. Your jealousy didn't last long once Eddie asked if you wanted to join. With sheepish acceptance, you took Eddie up on the offer.
Two weeks later, you, Robin, Steve, their friends from high school, a few of those friends' siblings, and some of their siblings' friends all gathered in the Wheelers' basement for the D&D campaign. Eddie mentioned that while most campaigns lasted over several meetings, this one was designed to cater to everyone's busy schedules, and could be completed in one session. Over the following three hours, everyone laughed, gasped, yelled, and enjoyed the twists, turns, betrayals, and challenges that came with Eddie's campaign. You'd spent the entire week leading up to that night reading up on D&D and creating your character. Finally getting to expand on your druid's story was as rewarding as it was exciting.
After that night, you and everyone who participated in the campaign exchanged information to stay in touch. Nancy told everyone to text her when they got home safely, so you made a mental note to do just that. After a short drive, you flopped on your bed with a satisfied sigh. You never thought playing such a "nerdy" game would be so entertaining. You enjoyed yourself much more than you had anticipated, and found yourself imagining what your character would do in other situations, or what kind of character you would create for different campaigns.
After changing into your pajamas and getting ready for bed, you texted Nancy to let her know you made it home and thanked her for hosting. You decided to send a text to Eddie as well, thanking him for the great campaign and for inviting you to play. You turned off your phone, only for it to buzz immediately after setting it down on your nightstand. It was a notification that Nancy had given your text a thumbs up. She was probably getting bombarded with texts similar to the one you had sent, so you took that as her response, setting your phone back down. Just as before, your phone vibrated, prompting you to retrieve the piece of technology once again. This time, it was a text from Eddie.
eddie: so glad u enjoyed it :) it was nice having u there
You stared at the words on your screen, thinking of how to respond, when another text came in.
eddie: for a dnd virgin u did a great job with ur character. wasn't expecting a druid in the party for this campaign but it worked out
You couldn't help but laugh at the phrase 'dnd virgin'.
you: aren't most dnd players virgins? jk i knew what u meant
you: are you working on another campaign?
eddie: maybe... why
eddie: u wanna be in the next one?
you: fuck yeah! i had so much fun
you: way more fun than i was expecting tbh eddie: glad to hear it :) eddie: it was fun making it and seeing it play out you: idk how i'm supposed to sleep after that i'm so pumped lol eddie: idk either. might smoke and look at the stars. pretty clear out tonight
you: luckyyyy i wanna smoke eddie: why cant u? you: i dont have any weed :(
you: i'm not asking u for weed btw. i had to pay rent and the dispensary near me is so overpriced so i have to wait until payday thursday 😅 eddie: u wanna smoke with me? i have a shit ton of weed you: that might be fun... how much for a joint? eddie: 35 you: $35? eddie: yup you: is that with or without the friend discount?
eddie: without you: ouch. do i not qualify for the friend discount? eddie: if u come over and smoke with me i'll give u the friend discount you: deal. you: where do u live? eddie: *shared his location with you* you: be there in 15.
Here you were, a woman in her 20s, driving to buy weed from a guy you barely knew. You knew you could trust Eddie, otherwise Robin wouldn't be friends with him. That didn't do much to settle the uneasiness you felt in your stomach as you approached the door to his trailer, the automatic porch light bathing you in its shine. You rapped on the door with your knuckles. After a minute or two, you figured you didn't knock loudly enough. You repeated your actions with a bit more force, shifting your weight from one foot to the other as you smoothed out your skirt. You looked at the message where Eddie shared his location with you, making sure you were at the right place. After a couple more minutes, you texted him.
you: i'm here :)
You heard some sort of clattering from inside the trailer, followed by the interior door opening. A man that wasn't Eddie jolted at the sight of you. Your felt your face heat up. You'd gone to the wrong house.
"Can I help you?" the man, probably in his late 50s, asks through the screen of the exterior door.
"Sorry, I think I have the wrong house. I didn't mean to disturb you."
"Who are you looking for?"
"Wayne, if someone comes to the door, I'll get it! I'm expecting someone to drop off my wallet, I left it at the Wheelers'!" you hear Eddie's muffled shouting from somewhere out of sight.
"He's left his wallet at the Wheelers' three times this week," the man, Wayne, tells you with a furrowed brow. "Kid thinks I don't know he's smoking," he pauses. "Must also think I don't have a nose!" he laughs with a wheeze before coughing into his elbow. "Sorry, my lungs ain't what they used to be. I'm Wayne."
After assuring Wayne it's alright, you tell him your name. Before any small talk ensues, you feel your phone buzz with a text from Eddie.
eddie: shit gimme 5 minutes. don't knock i'll come outside
Oops.
Wayne seems to have experienced this exact routine a few times before. The weary, yet slightly amused look in his eyes tells you as much.
"He thinks I'm gonna embarrass 'im. Ever consider he might be the one embarrassin' me?" you can't help but smile at his words. "Humor me for a moment, kiddo." Wayne gives you a wink before shaking out his shoulders as though he was warming up for something. "Who's coming over?" he shouts over his shoulder.
"A friend! They're just dropping off my wallet!" Eddie shouts back, voice still distant.
"What's your friend's name?"
"Dustin!"
"Dustin who?"
"Dustin Henderson! He's from Hellfire Club!"
"Curly haired kid?"
"Yes!"
"Are you lying to me, boy?"
"No, Uncle Wayne!"
"I must say, Dustin's got some cute shoes!"
"The fuck?!" you hear loud footsteps approaching before Eddie finally enters your field of vision.
"Maybe if you stopped lyin' to your uncle, you wouldn't have to be embarrassed every time you bring a friend over."
"I'm so sorry about him, I forgot to give him his dementia meds." Eddie glares at his uncle while gritting his teeth.
"If I have dementia, you've got somethin' worse!"
"I'm leaving! Don't wait up for me!"
"I never do!" Wayne ends the banter with a laugh. "Nice to meet you." he says. You tell him the same and wave goodbye before he shuts the door.
Eddie remains silent as he unlocks his van, opening the passenger's side door for you. You thank him before climbing in and closing the door.
"Sorry about that. My uncle's a pain in the ass." he finally says with a sigh after getting in the driver's seat.
"I like him, he's funny," you admit. "Was I supposed to bring your wallet? I didn't know you left it at Nancy's."
"What? Oh, no, I just said that to try and get Wayne off my back. He always tries to embarrass me when my friends come over. You're the first girl he's seen me bring around, so he saw an opportunity to strike gold."
"Not much of a heartbreaker? That's surprising." you comment thoughtlessly.
It's only after Eddie's response that you realize what your words could be implying.
"How so?"
"I just mean, you know," you look over at Eddie as you try to formulate the rest of your sentence, only to be met with a quirked eyebrow and a shake of his untamed hair. "You play guitar, you smoke, you make epic D&D campaigns, you wear cool rings and a leather jacket..."
"It may come as a shock to you, but some people find that stuff scary, especially in a place like Hawkins. If you're not wearing a letterman jacket and blue jeans, you're an alien."
"Maybe it's just me, but I'd prefer aliens over a stick in my ass." Eddie laughs at your comment, and you can't help but join him. You take in the details of his face; how his smile just about lights up the van, how his eyes crinkle in the corners and his nose scrunches for a brief second while he chuckles.
"Me too, me too," Eddie smiles to himself as he turns away from you to grab his seatbelt. "You wanna drive over to the lake and smoke this j?"
"Yes, please."
"Music?"
"Absolutely. Whatever you've got in there is fine with me."
Just loud enough to feel like you're in a movie where the main character drives along the California coast with her head out the window to a song that perfectly embodies her whirlwind of a journey, Greta Van Fleet's 'Heat Above' fills your ears. You allow yourself to embrace the cinematic moment, letting your arm find its way out the window as you make flowing waves with your wrist.
As your eyes take in the light from the full moon bouncing off the lake, Eddie briefly takes his eyes off the road to look at you, subconsciously lifting his foot off the gas. He wishes he could take a picture of you in this moment. You look so free, and he can just tell that it's a feeling you haven't allowed yourself to feel for a while. He can just imagine the scene playing out before him, captured in a polaroid that he'd keep in an old cigar box. Maybe he'd dig it up 30 years from now, telling his kids that he took a picture of a friend that he never saw again. It was poetic, but Eddie had a feeling he'd be seeing more of you after tonight, not less.
It's in the middle of 'Age of Machine' when Eddie reaches his favorite lookout spot. It also happens to be the perfect place to smoke on a clear summer night, tonight.
He opens the door for you, offering his hand for you to hold onto as you step out of the vehicle. Retrieving the joint from his pocket, Eddie holds it out to you.
"It's called Watermelon Diesel. Hybrid of indica and sativa. Rolled it myself."
"Wow, you're good. Every joint I've smoked looked like shit."
"All depends on who rolled it. Took me a lot of practice to get them looking like this."
"How much did you say? $35?"
"Yeah, but don't forget the friend discount."
"Right, how much with the discount?"
"You get half the joint for free."
"Huh?"
"You get half the joint-"
"I heard you. So you're making me pay $35 for half the joint? Or do I only pay $17.50 to smoke half of the joint, and I smoke the rest of it for free?"
"Neither."
"What?"
"The friend discount means you get to share this joint with me, and it's free."
"Oh, okay. Well what if I wanted a full joint for myself?"
"Do you?"
"No, but I'm asking what if I did?"
"Well I'd roll you one for yourself. You scared you'll get cooties or something?"
"No, I'm fine sharing one. I just don't understand the discount."
"The friend discount means you smoke for free. I said half, because I'll be smoking with you."
"Oh. I think I get it now."
"Good, now that that's out of the way, get ready to hear Greta Van Fleet in supersonic bliss."
Eddie opens the side sliding door of his van, grabbing something folded up in the back corner. It's an air mattress and pump. After five minutes, he's set up a cozy little smoke spot. You both take off your shoes and climb into the van, ready to get high.
Turns out, you and Eddie had a lot more in common than you'd realized. You were both outcasts in high school, never went to college, fans of rock music, and thanks to your newly found interest in D&D, it was safe to say you were just as nerdy as he was.
You couldn't help but wonder if Eddie found you attractive in the same way you did him. He'd always compliment your outfits when you would go for a night out with the gang, but it was never anything other than friendly. You were fine with that, of course, but that didn't stop your curiosity from blooming. Now was as good a time as any to find out, especially since Eddie had just reassured you that you could tell him anything.
"I probably sound lame for asking this, but am I attractive?"
"Yeah, you are. It's not lame, but why do you ask?"
"I dunno, I just was thinking about the first time we met. I found you attractive." you admit, shrugging as you fall back onto the air mattress. You can see the branches of the pine trees billowing in the breeze, adding to your high.
"You did?" you nod. "Like, in the past tense?"
"I mean, I thought you were attractive back then, and you look the same to me now, so no, I'd say it's more like an always thing."
"Well gee, thanks," Eddie rubs the back of his neck. You don't notice how flustered he is, you're too far out. "Yeah, I thought you were pretty when I saw you for the first time. Still think you're pretty."
"Thanks," you reply, bumping into his side before grabbing his shoulders and pulling him to lay down beside you. "I like smoking with you."
"Ditto."
"Can I tell you a secret?"
"I don't know, can you?"
"Asshole," you mutter. "Never mind."
"No, wait!" Eddie whines, sitting up. "Tell meeee!"
"Ugh, fine!" your annoyance is fictional, but you couldn't help teasing Eddie. "I like your rings, like, a lot."
Eddie scoffs.
"That's not a secret!"
You sit up in objection.
"Sure it is!"
"How? Whenever we smoke, you always fiddle with my rings! I'd be blind to think you felt any other way about them!"
"Okay, yeah, but you don't know the reason why I like them so much!" you boasted.
"You've told me about a hundred times. You like the designs, that they're shiny, that most of them can fit on your fingers too, and you like that I take such good care of them."
"Wow, I didn't know you paid that much attention when I talked."
"What kind of friend would I be if I didn't?" he smiled, and it almost made you angry. How could anyone have such a nice mouth? And to make things worse, he was attentive, kind, and liked being around you. In your current state, the lines between friend and boyfriend seemed blurrier than ever.
"A shitty one? Anyway-"
"Was there some other reason that you were going to tell me about?"
"Yes!" you found yourself a bit too eager to chime in. "Yes. I was going to say that one of the reasons I also like your rings is because they make your hands look sexy."
"They make my hands look... sexy?"
"Mhmm. I'm not entirely sure why, but the rings make your fingers look really nice, and then with the veins on the top of your hands, and the fact you play guitar, it all kind of adds up to this sexy vibe."
"Does it now?"
"It does, it always has. That's why I get so nervous when you play guitar around me."
"Well, shit. This whole time I was worried you thought I sucked!"
"No, not at all! If anything, you're too good at it! I don't want you to think I'm a weirdo who has some sort of hand fetish, because I don't. You just happen to have nice hands and I like to tell people how I feel. You happen to be my very good friend, so that means I'm always gonna hype you up. Not unrealistically, though. Maybe biased, but always truthful."
Your candor has Eddie struggling to stifle a laugh.
"You seem really... passionate about this." he chortles.
"Is this funny to you? I'm pouring my innermost thoughts and feelings to you, and you're gonna laugh? Rude." You huff and cross your arms, turning away from Eddie.
"No, no! Please don't ignore me, I'm sorry. It's just cute to see you get all mushy and sweet."
"Cute? Eddie, I'm a grown woman, I'm not cute."
"What, you want me to tell you that I think it's sexy when I catch you staring at my rings? That I have to fight off a boner every time you take my hand and start playing with my rings and my fingers?"
Eddie brings a hand to your shoulder, and you can feel the chill of his rings against your clavicle.
"Eddie-"
"Do you know how long I've wanted to lay you down on this stupid air mattress and kiss you?" All you can manage in that moment is a shake of your head. "A long time."
"Would you like to?" you ask softly, not trusting your voice to say much else beyond that.
"God, yes."
Eddie gently guides you to lie down on your back, supported by the pillows on the edge of the mattress. He maneuvers himself so that he's kneeling over you, your faces inches apart. He slowly draws nearer, eyeing you nervously. He's taking his time, allowing you the option to push him away or to say that this isn't what you really want. But it is.
The moment you finally feel his lips on yours, you can't be bothered to take things slow. You deepen the kiss, hoping to make up for lost time. It had taken months to get to this point, and you knew that there was no turning back. Obviously, Eddie was a good enough friend that you'd still be able to hang out and smoke like any other time even if things didn't work out. But you had a feeling that things would only get better from here.
"Can I please touch you?"
Eddie grins.
"How could I say no?"
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caprisunnydays · 9 months ago
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Stardew Valley x Reader Bachelor Headcanons
Alex
Before you and Alex got together, you probably became long time friends
He was def like "damn they hot" but then when it became more than just that he was like "DAMN THEY'RE HOT"
It's been a bit since he's felt those silly little butterflies, it genuinely makes him nervous
Que him leaning against a wall like "Hey bbg" but he's sweating bullets
After his confession, he feels much better, and the nervous air that only you could really pick up on has disappeared
Very PDA, arm is always around you, probably not in the back pocket but if he's tipsy enough then boom it appears
Insists on going in the mines with you but saw a slime and wanted to dip so bad but you protected him <3
"Heh...I totally wasn't scared. Don't worry babe I'll protect you" nah boy
He feels his heart melt every time he sees you and Evelyn baking together, or her just acting like your grandma
Even George has become a grandpa figure, giving advice with alex or general things
Alex is secretly insecure about himself, but with you, he finds room to grow as a person and find that those worries are unwarranted
Though he doesn't say it often, you make him feel seen, and he truly appreciates that
Elliot
(Personal fav right now so I'm about to go OFF)
If you picked romance for his book he's imagining you both as the main characters
Not a complete parallel because he's like "can't be creepy" but a teensy bit
Speaking of "can't be creepy" he has written multiple sonnets about you since realizing his feelings
Unlike some of the other bachelors, he embraces his feelings more, using his passion to inspire his writing and other endeavors
Heavy on the gifts and courting stuff
Gives you love poems at least once a week he has so many piled up but he doesn't wanna go overboard
Says the sappiest things all the time with this love struck look in his eyes
PRETTIEST MANNNNN
Words of affirmation kinda guy, he's poetic like that
Leah pokes at him for being a simp but mans could not care less he's proud
Picks out pretty sea shells that wash up on the shore and gives them to you, and they're always intact!
Big fan of the flower dance and looks forward to getting to dance with you in front of the entire town! maybe your worst nightmare but he's just happy to show you off (and his dancing skills lol)
Speaking of which, mans is gonna teach you how to waltz and a bunch of other old timey dances
At some point he WILL show up in the pouring rain to profess his love, or give you flowers, or both
You're like "Elliot we're literally dating was this necessary and he's like "OF COURSE MY DEAR"
He'd love heartstopper
Harvey
Insert too sweet by Hozier
Silly little doctor guy tries to avoid you but can't help but be drawn to you
He sees you running around doing your daily tasks, and just watches you from afar from the window of the doctor's office
Maru notices and tells you to come in sometime cuz her boss ain't gonna get nowhere by himself
When you start coming in more often he can feel himself die of embarrassment when he fails to make interesting conversation
Is very worried about your health though and fusses when you pass out in the mines/street
He gets even more adamant about you taking care of yourself once he's confessed
Way less nervous though!
Looks at you with adoration eyes when you do anything
Tipsy Harvey is a cute Harvey because he starts spilling his guts on how often he thinks of you
Whenever you're not busy with work he appreciates you stopping by the office, just to talk about both of your days
He yaps to everyone about you btw
Doesn't mean to but when someone brings you up he's like "oh yes me and my partner love to-" or "my partner loves-" etc etc
I used to not be a fan but he's such a sweetiepie
Sam
"I just love a guy who plays guitar <3" - u @Sam
That's it
I JEST
Originally he's like "hey come and hang out with me, Sebastian, and Abigail"
Then you start coming over and it's just you both alone
He's not creepy about it, just wants to spend time with you one on one
Loves showing you the songs he works on and if you want he'll show you how to play guitar too!
He's also happy with how well you get along with Jodi, always trying to get you both to bond, it makes him feel nice that you feel like you're apart of the family
Once y'all are together he does sneak you in anytime he gets the chance
He'll text you like "come over" You : I've gotta be up at 6am Him : "PLZPLZPLZPLZ-"
OG golden retriever bf
You both go shopping at Joja at 3am for fun and goof off
Or go run around in the forest taking aesthetically pleasing pintrest photos
Sebastian
You can't tell me he's not an arctic monkeys kinda guy so insert R U Mine? By Arctic Monkeys
It took him time to warm up to you
When he did you became one of the few people he could hang out with after a long day of socializing and not feel drained around
I can see him doing things that aren't always super platonic and thinking he wants to do them because
"Platonically" holding your hand, cuddling, etc
At town events he stands all close to you, complaining about how much he hates it, but showing disappointment when you mention leaving
Everyone's like are y'all dating and he goes NO way too fast
When you both finally ARE together though he's actually much less affectionate and public, but it doubles when you're in the comfort of his basement room
Finds the most joy in keeping you trapped in his bed with him until noon when you say you should be working on your farm
Especially in the colder months, then you can also share his mom's pumpkin soup
He's almost catlike with his affection
Another guy you run around and take aesthetically pleasing pintrest photos with, but his are more grunge esk
"Accidentally" leaves his hoodies at your place but he likes seeing you in em
I imagine that the characters have those closets filled with the same outfit, so when you try and give him his stuff back he goes "nah" and whips out his 100th hoodie
Shane
PACK IT UP SAVIOUR COMPLEX I mean what who said that
After you rescue him from the depths of his depressive alcoholism, he feels guilty for having feelings for you
Part of it is because he's like "fuck do I actually like them or is it just cuz they basically saved my life" and partly because it feels painfully stereotypical
Not a lot changes, though he is a lot more open to you then he is with other people, even with Marnie
Helps out with your chickens when he has free time
Talks to them about his problems and once you almost walked in on him ranting about his feelings for you (bro was shook)
But once he's confessed, well, he's still insecure about some things, but accepts your help with stride
Jealous easily, but tries not to show it
Acts of service kinda guy, so if you need him to run an errand while you're swamped with farm work? He's on it
Pulls up to your farm with a bunch of snacks and a bag full of movies for you to pick from
He sets it up while you take a shower to wash all the grime and dirt off from a days work so you can just come and cozy up on the couch with him
You're also basically besties with Jas, such a sweet girl, always asks you to play jump rope with her
You both go "say no to drugs" to her l o l
Marnie is also now your bestie so even when she's not working you can get stuff from the shop #WIN
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I loooooove stardew valley it's so cool so great
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ducksido · 22 days ago
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Helloo! I've been binge reading ur work and GAHHH I LOVE IT SO MUCHHHH!
if its alright can I request a Lili De Rochefort! Reader (she's from tekken btw! )
With either the overblot bois or with the first years? (With Idia) if it's alright? ehehe ^^;;
lets go overblotters
Overblot Boys x Lili De Rochefort!Reader
General Concept:
You, the elegant yet formidable Yuu, are known across NRC not only for your refined manners and impeccable fashion sense, but also for your deadly skills in combat. Whether it's a magical duel, physical confrontation, or ballroom etiquette contest—you're at the top. Some call you spoiled. Others call you untouchable. Either way, you're fabulous.
Riddle Rosehearts:
At first, he thinks you’re infuriating. You're always late, you act like you're above the rules, and you gently refuse to bow to his authority—but in such a polished, refined way that it makes it impossible to punish you.
Until he sees you take down an enraged monster in one strike—in heels.
“You’re reckless! But… effective. I… admit, your talents are admirable. Just don’t flaunt them so… excessively.”
You: “My dear Riddle, elegance and ability are meant to be admired. You wouldn’t hide a rose, would you?” Cue the vein popping on his forehead—and the blush right after.
Leona Kingscholar:
He was unimpressed at first. Another pretty, pampered noble? Whatever. But after you flipped Jack (literally) during a training demo, Leona had to reevaluate.
“Heh. You’ve got claws under that silk. Maybe you’re not as useless as you look.”
You: “Darling, I never look useless. You just weren’t paying attention.”
He smirks. Now he watches your every move—like a lion intrigued by a glittering blade.
Azul Ashengrotto:
Azul underestimated you once—and only once. You danced circles around him in a duel, humiliating him in front of the Lounge staff. Now he tries to get on your good side through… business.
“You know, I could offer you an exclusive partnership. We’d be quite the power duo.”
You: “Azul, I don’t sign contracts. I negotiate empires. But I’ll consider dinner.”
He's sweating—but also simping.
Jamil Viper:
You get Jamil. The act. The hidden sharpness. You recognize a fellow masked blade.
You both end up in a sarcastic, deadly pas de deux—matching in wit and intensity.
“You don’t trust easily, do you?”
You: “Neither do you. But you’re welcome to try and earn it.”
There’s a glint of mutual respect. Maybe even a smile.
Vil Schoenheit:
Rivals. Allies. Foes in fashion and finesse. You’re the only one who can match Vil in both looks and raw power—and he knows it.
“Try not to outshine me on stage.”
You: “Oh, Vil. I don’t try—I do.”
You’ve had full-blown beauty duels over lipstick shade choices. It’s intense. Epel watches from the sidelines like it’s a gladiator match.
Idia Shroud:
He didn’t know what to do with you. You’re like a video game boss—elegant, powerful, and terrifyingly pretty.
When you approached him in the lab, he nearly short-circuited.
“U-uh... p-p-please don’t kill me… Wait, why are you smiling like that?!”
You: “I just wanted to know if you liked this new outfit. You’re so cute when you panic~”
Now he refuses to open his door without checking the hallway first. You scare him—and he has the biggest crush on you.
Malleus Draconia:
You're one of the few people who treats Malleus like an equal—no fear, no reverence. Just elegance and charm. He’s intrigued.
“Most fear me. You don’t.”
You: “I’ve danced with demons, darling. A dragon? How refreshing.”
Malleus is enchanted. Literally. He offers to walk with you under the moonlight—and if anyone threatens you, they're ash.
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selfloverrrrrr · 3 months ago
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Somebody's watching me, That's my anxiety
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Warnings : smut , heavy smut, unprotected sex, Noncon, Kidnapping, stalking, manipulation, physically and emotional abuse, biting, torture, size difference....
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( All characters are aged up/18+)
Minors Do Not Interact
Read the warnings carefully....if you don't like my stories block me not report
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Y/n's POV
Megumi fushiguro isn't like other people who joke around with friends or go out with friends. I first saw him at the metro station when everyone came to pick me up for the first day at jujutsu high. He's always so quiet. But he never seemed weird to me. He always talks with me. Actually we became good friends.
Nobara: Megumi, wanna go with us for lunch ?
Megumi: nah... I'm alright.
Yuji: I'm here. Let's go.
Nobara: yeah but where's y/n?
Yuji: she's coming with us?
Nobara: yes she is
Megumi: hey, Nobara....btw where are you all going for lunch?
Nobara: the cafe next.
Megumi: okay I'll go. I've some time.
Nobara: Yuji? Are we dreaming? Megumi going out with us?
Yuji: I have the exact same question!
Y/n: what are you guys talking about?
Megumi: nothing special. They're bullying me as usual....
After weeks of our friendship he started giving me Small gifts. One day he came to me and gave me a trinket. "What is this for?" I asked. "Our friendship" he replied. "You really don't have to" I said. "I know I don't have to but I wanted to....come on. It won't bite. Take it" he said. "Fine....this colour is so cute tho" I replied and wore it.
A few weeks later again. This time he gave me a pendant. "This is literally my favourite colour!" I said. "Ik. That's why I bought this one for you" he replied. "Thank you so much....I loved it!" I said. I wore the pendant immediately. After few weeks.... again! This time he gave me a cute plushie. "Now who told you I love plushies?" I asked. "Come on...you told me that day" he replied.
"Maybe I forgot.... but really Megumi you shouldn't be giving me these many gifts" I said. "Come on.... it's Gojo sensei's money....he doesn't mind then why do you?" He asked. "I wish I was that Rich" I joked. "You don't have to wish... you can use my money" he said. "No no it's okay I was joking.... I'll tell you if it's that much needed" I replied.
Then one day a wall clock. I assumed he was just being polite, maybe trying to make up for how distant and brooding he always seemed. After all, he was my classmate, and though not particularly too much close, you shared enough moments together for these gestures to seem... harmless.
It all was fine.... until that one night. I was in my room listening to music on my speaker. While I was dancing the plushie accidentally fell under my bed. "Oh ho" I said and bent down to pick it up. I grabbed the plushie and pulled it towards me. I accidentally tore it. "Oh no no" I gasped.
But something else took my attention. What is that peeking from the cottons inside the plushie? I tried to pull it out but it wasn't coming out. I took some of the cottons out. Then I Saw it...... it's a camera?! My eyes widened....heart started beating wildly. The camera was attached to the eye of the plushie. Why is a camera inside. Why would Megumi do it...no no no..... maybe he also doesn't know it has a camera inside?
Should I check the other items he gave me? I looked at the wall clock. Slowly put it down. I grabbed a screwdriver and opened the clock from the back. Fear chocked me. It also has a camera inside the middle! I couldn't believe my eyes! I took off the locket. Another camera hidden inside the locket??? the lens was impossibly small, discreet, and positioned to capture everything. I tear off the breslet. It wasn't a camera this time..... what is this....wait...a GPS?!?!?! My hands trembled as I pried the device open, heart pounding against my ribs. Every gift. Every single one. The plushie, the bracelet, even the keychain he had given me months ago. All bugged.
Megumi had been watching me. Me breath hitched as realization settled in. The constant feeling of being watched, the way he always seemed to know things he shouldn’t—what you wore to sleep, when you were home alone, your little habits that no one else noticed. Panic surged through you. I have been changing my clothes in this room all the time!!
I decided to go tell my friends first. I knocked on Yuji's room door. No answer. "Oh shoot.... I forgot Yuji and Nobara are on a mission with Nanami-san" I groaned. "What should I do now?!" I tried to think. "Should I call Gojo sensei?"I asked myself. I went out of our hostel. "But what if Megumi is with Gojo sensei right now?....oh god what should I do?????" I to think something.
"what are you doing here?" A voice whispered right into my ear. I turned around quickly only to see Megumi standing there??? What else can be worse? I back off slightly. He's still standing there. Both of his hands into the pocket of the blue hoodie he's wearing. "O-ohh.... Megumi! You here?" I tried to play it off. Like I don't know anything.
"yeah? like.....I also do live in this hostel" he replied. "Y-yeah....ik that....I thought you were with Gojo sensei" I replied with the chuckle. I tried my best to act normal. "So you were going for him?" He asked. My eyes widened slightly. "H-huh?" I shuttered. He walked closer. "You were going for Gojo sensei." He said. This time a statement. "No....why would I try to meet him in the middle of the night? Hahaha.... Megumi, you're funny!" I fake laughed.
"You weren't supposed to find out this way." He said cutting off my laughter. His voice was too calm. I swallowed hard. I looked at him with wide eyes. He was standing so close to me. I felt like I forgot how to speak. "I d-don't know what you are talking about." I managed to reply. "Do you think I watched everything all this time and didn't just watch you taking out those cameras?" He asked.
My whole body froze there. "Megumi it's getting late I think we should to our rooms and Sleep" I said with fake yawning. I was about to pass him...before I could react, his grip tight around my wrist as he yanked me close with his one hand. His breath was warm against your ear as he murmured, "let's go to MY room....we have something to discuss".
A shiver crawled down my spine. His strength was impossible to fight against. I tried to lose my hand from his grip. Megumi only tightened his hold. It was hurting at this point. "I still have all the footage" he whispered. I felt like all the oxygen was running out. A smirk appeared on his lips. "Don't you wanna know what I was doing while watching you taking off all your clothes? Where was my hand at that time?" He said with a smirk.
As we were inside his room.... The door clicked shut behind me. This was the first time I'm visiting his room. He doesn't let anyone see his droom room. It's his bedroom. A monitor on the desk it is showing my room. But right now that wasn't the thing which was scaring me..... it's the wall. There's some of my photos sticking on the wall. Half of them are me wearing just bra and panties and in the other most of them I was fully naked.
"scared from just watching this?" I heard him. I don't wanna turn around towards him. “I was going to wait,” he murmured, his tone almost disappointed. “Wait until you were ready to love me the way I love you. But now… I don’t have a choice, do I?” My blood ran cold. "Megumi—" before I could finish he cut off my sentence. His lips brushed my ear, his voice a possessive whisper. "You’re mine, Y/N. You always have been."
"take off your shirt" he whispered. "W-what?" I said. "Take. Off. Your. Shirt." He repeated. "Megumi, why are you -" I tried to speak but he cut it off. "Do you want me to show everyone those clips?.... Imagine everyone will watch your naked body.... Which is only mine to please" he said with a smug smile. "Megumi please" I said turning my head to the side to look at him.
"okay then I'll post all those pics you can see on my wall" he said and took out his phone from his pocket. I grabbed his hand. "No wait Stop" I begged. "I'll do it" I said. "That's more like it" he replied with a smirk. I slowly unbuttoned my shirt and took it off revealing my bra underneath. My hands were shaking. he looked at my clivage then again at my eyes. He leaned towards me.
He's getting too close. Both of our faces are too close! He's staring at my lips. I slightly leaned back to keep distance but He leaned towards me more. While I was trying to keep distance I fell on my back on the bed. He didn't give a second and leaned over me on the bed. Caging me underneath him with his two arms. He leaned forward to kiss me. I closed my eyes shut. I don't want to see it.
He pressed his lips on mine. It was a soft kiss. I opened my eyes. "F-fuck" He whimpered. He grabbed my head and started kissing me wildly. He's acting like an animal. "Mmmm... S-stop... Mmhp" I tried to speak. He managed to push his tongue inside my mouth. It felt weird. It my first time getting kissed by someone.
He pulled away. He was panting. He chuckled then started laughing. He looked so scary. I wanna run from there. "You're so gorgeous.... " He spoke. "How the hell can I let anyone else have you?!?!?!" He said. "M-megumi.... Can I go.... P-please" I asked. Almost at the edge of crying. "Do you think I made you take off your clothes so that you can leave?" He asked Mockingly.
He licked my breast all of a sudden. "Take off your bra" He said. "I don't wanna...." I said. Tears started gathering in my eyes. "That was not a question. I. Said. Take. Off. Your. Bra." He said coldly. "Fine. I'll do it myself" He said and with a swift motion he undid my bra. "Gosh.... It was hard to just watch these from that screen" He said.
He didn't waste any time, crashed his mouth on my breast licking, sucking and teasing the nipple and squeezing the other one with his hand. I moaned from the sensation. I grabbed his hair and tried to stop him by pulling it but it didn't even affect him. "M-megumi stopppp" I screamed but he didn't stop.
He's desperately rubbing his crotch on the mattress. "You look so hot" He Mumbled. He grabbed my shorts and tried to take them off. "Come on.... Spread your legs" He said. But I didn't. I kept my legs closed. "Still being so stubborn huh?" He said. Suddenly I felt something licking my feet. Then I heard a hissing sound. I quickly pulled my legs away. I tried to look what it is.
It was Megumi's huge snake shikigami?! How did he know I'm scared of snakes?!?!?! I screamed loudly. I tried to back off on the bed more. He crawled up to me and pinned me down with his body. "I know everything about you" He said with a smirk. Now tears started streaming down my face. I didn't realize when he took off my shorts.
"No panties? Seriously? That much excited to get fucked by my dick?" He said and chuckled. "Who am I to make you wait? " He said and quickly took off his pants. His dick standing proud. Precum leaking from the red tip. He spread my legs wide with his hands. I can't even move the snake is just behind the bed. I felt too much scared.
"M-megumi no no no... P-please no... s-stop" I begged but didn't even listen to me. He lined himself and slammed his whole dick inside me in one slide. I scremed. He didn't even give me time to adjust his size and started thursting in and out roughly. I was throwing my legs from pain and begging him to stop. And he was liking it so much. His thrust became harder and harder. I clenched around him tightly and he moaned loudly " ughhhhhh....ahhh s-so...ahhhh....so f-fucking tight " he started rubbing my clit with his thumb.
I bite his shoulder scratched his back to control myself. With a few more thurst I came. He was still thrusting roughly. I felt his cock pulsing inside me. I tried to push him away with all of my strength." Ughh...no no no no...ahhhhhh...no please no....ahhhhhh..... n-not ahhhh.....not inside... please please.... please Megumi I'm begging you....you're not even using protection" I told him between hiccups. He grabbed my throat and chocked me down to the bed.
"Isn't that more fun?" He said calmly with a smirk. I couldn't even believe what was happening to me. How could Megumi do this to me. Weren't we good friends??? The boy always kept silent, so the innocent is doing the most devilish thing to me??!! Within a minute he came inside me I could feel his seed inside me. He pulled out. My vision blurred out.
"Sleep well baby.... You don't need to think about anything in your life anymore.... I've planned our whole future" He whispered taking a stand of my hair from my face and kissed me.... Softly this time.
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scorpioriesling · 2 months ago
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Hi! I don’t know if this is the right place because this is my first time sending a request, but basically I just finished fourth wing and it absolutely DESTROYED me so I was wondering if you could write a fluffy Liam mairi x reader fic or imagine where they are at Riorson house having a quiet day and decide to just dance around the kitchen and bake cookies or smt for the others!
Please don’t feel obligated to do it btw!
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Tattooed Golden Retriever
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Pairing(s): Liam x reader
Warnings: fluff
Summary: A tiny peek into domestic life with Liam.
SR’s Note: More TTPD x Fourth Wing parallels? My specialty <3 You asked so nicely too -- and yes, I know the feeling. Fourth Wing rocked my shit too. Enjoy this short little domestic one-shot with our favorite blondie!
Tags: @mellowmusings @rcarbo1 @lilah-asteria @kitsunetori @velarisdusk @nctsawrus @lreadsstuff @freakishfandomfiend @desprrssooo-espresssooooo (inbox me or comment if you'd like to be added!)
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Your fingers traced lightly along the large red dragon tattooed on your boyfriend's back. His muscles flexed when you traced over a rather ticklish spot, and a soft sleepy sound passed through his lips.
You couldn't help but grin; he was teh most handsome man you'd ever laid eyes on, especially when he was sleeping. As the sun rose higher and higher outside the bedroom window, you finally decided it was time to begin the day.
Confusion swirled in your mind when you entered the empty kitchen; usually, Riorson house was a flurry of activity and busybodies needing their morning coffee. But, looking at the wall calender, the lightbulb went off in your head; it was training day for the new initiates, which meant...
You looked back and forth, straining your ears to listen for any sort of sound throughout the house. However, you heard nothing.
A thoughtful smile passed over your lips as you pulled out the ingrdients for blueberry pancakes; Liam's favorite, of course. It wasn't until you were pouring the batter on the hot pan that you felt a pair of warm, familiar hands snake around your torso.
"Good morning, my love," Liam rasped, his voice still groggy with sleep. You grinned, turning to look over your shoulder where your boyfriend rested his chin. He pressed his lips to yours, and you sighed in contentment at the touch.
"Mmm... blueberry?" He asked, smiling softly as he pulled away. You nodded, and he pecked your cheek. "What did I do for such a reward?"
You rolled your eyes, flipping the cake over in the pan. "Oh, I just wanted to do something sweet."
He pulled out a barstool and sat down on it, gazing across the counter at you as you worked.
"You're always sweet," he said, and you couldn't help but blush. The pancake had turned golden-brown, and you flipped it onto a plate. Turning to slide it to him, you gasped when you came chest-to-chest instead.
"Liam-"
He gently took the plate from you, setting it on the island behind him. When he turned back, he slid a hand around your waist, taking your other hand in his. A little giggle sounded in your throat, and Liam pulled you against him, beginning to sway the two of you around the kitchen.
"Liam -- you're pancakes, they're going to get cold-"
"Shhh," he gently pulled your head against his chest, and you breathe in his vanilla musky scent. He continues swaying the two of you, not caring much for the fresh breakfast but instead, more interested in the woman in his arms.
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luciaintheskyainthi · 1 month ago
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You know I always see people talking about Jasons big Daddy Issues™ but you know what I rarely see? People talking about his even bigger Mommy Issues™. I keep trying to imagine how would the scenario of ECM!Jason ever getting to meet Aunt May and I just gush with cuteness cause like, this big brickhouse of a man just? Getting all shy and coy and nervous about meeting and impressing the woman who raised his sunshine of a boyfriend/really close friend (lol)? Worried that she's not going to like him? And May, this sunshine of a woman who raised Peter with embarrassing dances in the kitchen and rains of kisses de that he pretended to be embarrassed about and late night family movie session cuddling on the couch, takes one look at this scarred, huge dude and just sees a nervous young boy who her nephew clearly likes and takes a fraction to a second to decide that yes, he mine now too. My Boys™
Sorry Im just caught over Jason who clearly misses his mum and maternal affection meeting someone who gives it so earnestly and easily and is just so Normal™ and warm. Clearly Peter gets his golden heart from somewhere
(also peter reuniting with his aunt one last time due to multiversal shenanigans? Getting to just be her little boy, to curl up like a kid the arms of the woman who raised him one last time after being forced in the role of an adult so suddenly for so long? OH THE ANGST I WOULD DIE)
Sorry for the rambling I just needed to get his out aa
I absolutely love your work btw, I stalked your AO3 account and like, all your fics are 💋 chefs kiss. Can't wait for the next chapter of ECM❤️ Your characterization of like, everyone is amazing and your writing is delicious I could eat the words
Oh hell yeah, Jason's got mummy issues and they're about as tall as the twin towers and just as catastrophic. May would 1000000% be adopting that boy ASAP.
And before you know it, the two of them are thick as thieves. They're running a book club together. They're working out a collab project between the Crime Alley shelters and FEAST in NYC. They're talking on the phone more than Peter does (Peter's both amused and appalled that Jason doesn't mind talking on the phone. He jokes it's cause Jason's a boomer). May's sharing her culinary disasters with Jason which turns into them face timing and distance cooking together. The whole gamut. Jason's a mummy's boy who has tragically had all his mother figures stripped from him and he is not letting this one down.
The first time she says 'I love you', Jason is so flustered he doesn't say it back and just hangs up and proceeds to have a minor crisis about it. The next time she says it again (he wasn't going to say it first because what if she'd not meant it?), he forces it out so fast and hangs up before he knows if she heard and he has another crisis. The next time he gets it right and is so proud of himself Peter takes them out for chili dogs.
Another time he almost calls her mum on a phone call and has a full on break down to Peter about it.
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palskippah · 5 months ago
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PLEASE I NEED SOMEONE TO DRAW AMBS AND BAL (MOVIE VERSION) ON THEIR WEDDING DAY KISSINF AGHHHH
HII I'm not good at drawing people kissing in the lips but I got these!!
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References and some thoughts under the cut!
-One of the ways I imagine them marrying is through the civil (? whatever it's called in English), where Nimona would be right behind Ballister when he's signing like, sign, Ballister, sign the contract now! like that scene in Shrek 4 with Rumpelstiltskin
-Neither of them carried a bouquet, but they got one anyways just to throw it (Ambrosius did)
-Apparently in some Mexican weddings they throw the groom in the air to celebrate him and I love the idea, so both Ballister and Ambrosius get thrown in the air djfkdf
>(better if they're part of the crowd that is throwing them, and then it's them catching eachother when they fall aaa)
-Also the dancing, imagine it with any sort of music in the background and both of them dancing together and then just deciding to have fun on their own and doing whatever dance moves, even if they have nothing to do with the music (like there's cumbia sounding and Ambrosius is doing the gangnam style and Ballister is throwing it back or something 😭)
-They have a lot of fun wooo
-Also wanted to draw them in traditional clothes too wiwiw I hope you know what I mean with the 'groom pose' sjdksd both hands held in front of them
-Based this (unfinished) thingy on a TikTok I saw of 'if I (anxious person) were to get married' and thought of both of them but drew it with Ambrosius.
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-It goes like:
Ambrosius: Hey! So- Just wanted to confirm, is the wedding still on? (Ballister answers) Ambrosius: Yes? (Ballister says something) Cool! I'll see you there then! Ambrosius, in his blue wedding clothes: I'll be the guy in blue. (Ballister says something) Yeah! Okay, bye, love you :D
>And at the other end of the thing, there was Ballister all nervously rambling to a very bored Nimona about what if Ambrosius calls it off last minute? Or what if he regrets marrying me right now? I can't just ask either, that'd be- and then there's the call and he's like, yes, it's still on! :D Yes I know, and remember I'll be wearing a dark sherwani. See you there, love you too :D
>And then they're both a bit more relaxed with that sjdfks (they're some rooms away from each other)
>[btw, those are supposed to be Ambrosius' moms helping him get the final details in his clothes done, like patting him to iron out the sleeves (they're ironed already) and placing his headwear and stuff]
-They're still pretty nervous tho, so, based in a video I watched, imagine them like:
Person marrying them: Now, I, Ballister. Ballister and Ambrosius, at the same time: I, Ballister- Ballister: ? I'm Ballister. Ambrosius: No, it's me. Ballister: Oh, okay. Ballister: No, wait what--
-Ambrosius: Hi, I'm Ballister's husband :D
>Ambrosius: This is my husband, Ballister. We're married :DD
>Ambrosius: We're the Goldenhearts :DDD
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-(some of the references)
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That's it!
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