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Hhhhhh Shinji what that tongue piercing do??? Would he eat trans pussy with that mouth and that tongue piercing?
Sorry if it's written a little too neutrally for you, but here's my "I'm in pain and can't sleep" rambles for you. Hope you enjoy TwT
Babe, this man???
This man will literally go down on anyone who's his partner. 😩
Not that he's against one night stands bc he'd still go down, just sayin-
He loves flaunting just what his tongue can do. 😩
Whether that's dirty talk or... 👅
He's very proud of how easily he can make a partner come undone with nothing but his tongue. 😏
My man needs literally 0.2 seconds from seeing them naked to figuring out just how he plans to make them scream.
If you don't like pet names, you better be blunt with what you want him to call you because he can't shut the hell up.
But will make mental note and never gets it wrong 😏 assuming he did in the first place.
He's very observant, but if it's a long term relationship he will ask you about certain things just to be sure.
But worry not, he'll have you screaming into the night no matter what 😩
#bleach#bleach imagines#bleach imagine#bleach anime#bleach headcanon#bleach headcanons#bleach headcannon#bleach headcannons#ask answered#shinji hirako x reader#shinji x reader#shinji hirako#i can only imagine him#being able to please anybody with that tongue#oh youre an alien???#give him like a minute tops.#you have human anatomy???#he knows about that v well 😏#he gets off getting you off#🙂↕️#partially bc hes showing off
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hi hello i like kerfur
listen i know the player character in votv is an actual character with a name and everything but consider: what if it was you tho
#voices of the void#votv#kerfur#votv kerfur#look if you've been here a while you know what i'm about#idk the idea of being stuck in a setting like votv with the closest thing to a companion being a robot#who's debatably about as sentient as a toaster. who then upgrades into a cuter person-shaped version#who is STILL debatably as sentient as a toaster#while your only outside contact is with your dubious shady bosses and the aliens who seem to have varying motives (none good)#is like. very delicious very juicy#oh also the supernatural spookies can't forget those! how fun how delightful#could be a psychological horror. and it is. but also it's a robot dating sim bc i'm predictable#i'm allergic to drawing their feet apparently whoops#my art
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My saviour, my pitiful soul
#alien stage#alnst#alnst mizi#alnst sua#mizisua#mizi#sua#doomed yuri#crying and screaming#when when when shes ur universe and ur her god and her saviour oh god your soul#im normal#i need to character study them so bad#what happens when ur untouchable star is gone…mizi ur going through it#imma explode bye#my art
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will theo ever be happy
Maybe in another life.
#theo#jack#confusing and alienating everyone who only followed me after i started drawing furries by referencing my old nonfurry character dynamics#but this got me thinking about theo's only happy endings and how they all involve jack...#who i'm not drawing right now. oops. sorry fella#oh theo... see what happens when you're separated from your emotional support tramp#you start committing crimes against nature and people get worried about you#real answer: probably not in amaranthine but who knows WE'RE NO WHERE NEAR FIGURING OUT AN ENDING HAHA#i could ramble for another thousand paragraphs about why he probably won't be happy in amaranthine but to summarize:#1. trying to do crimes against nature for insane reasons#2. only “positive” relationship is an evil parasite who is using and manipulating him#3. only person he talks to about his problems is a dead body#4. no jack to keep him stable... so far. i want to add him to the story but that's a long way off#but if you want to make A version of theo happy you can play our game Wishbone (once it's done...). he's in it because of course he is.#my draws#asks
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Honestly, thank god for the tumblr version of humans are weird/space orcs/whatever. I love the stories I read on here about discovery and interaction between different species and how cool space is. Every time I try to go to reddit (into the r/HFY one, which is supposed to be the same thing), all I get usually is stories of human's deadly military in space.
#humans are space orcs#humans are weird#like theres a few good stories of course#i dont deny that#but you really have to sift through all the military propaganda shit for it#its so annoying#i dont wanna read a story about how humans are oh so cool and epic and murderous and can take over your planet you puny alien#i wanna read something actually interesting#anyways#thank you tumblr
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Is. Is anyone gonna talk about this
#‘what’s your name?’ ‘gay’#the people who adopted him took one look at him and went oh this one’s really fruity#alien stage#ivan alien stage
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***note, this is purely from vibes, outfits, performances, etc. if you vote for revenge, that doesn't mean you're a bad person because they had bad addiction troubles back then or any shit like that. it's not like 'oh you didnt vote swarm?? you hate gee being happy then?? terrible??? be civil in the tags please.
bullets:
revenge:
black parade:
danger days:
hesitant alien:
swarm:
#yes there are a lot of swarm photos shut up#she needed to be properly represented#oh also these for all the other members will be floating around sometime#mcr#gerard way#my chemical romance#bullets era#ibymbybmyl#i brought you my bullets you brought me your love#revenge era#three cheers for sweet revenge#black parade era#tbp#the black parade#danger days era#danger days: the true lives of the fabulous killjoys#hesitant alien#swarm era#return era#poll#polls#sorry i went over board on tags </3
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luka's interview is so much more haunting than it appeared to be when it first came out.
in this interview (you can read it for free on vivinos patreon if you haven't already), luka speaks of HIMSELF like he's a product, a thing to be maintained and used, and acts like it's a privilege to be exploited the way he is.
and because of how little we know of him, we can't tell if he's acting this way out of fear, or if he's developed this mindset due to the way he has been treated throughout his life.
it was confirmed that heperu has been abusing luka in horrid ways (stopping his heart???), and the effects it had on his mindset are present in the interview (he brings up the topic of human heart beats several times and speaks of humans like they genuinely are products made to serve the segyein). he seems to be downplaying his abuse, simply referring to it as "strict training" and even saying he received "all the support [he] could possibly need," when really he was being tortured to perfect his craft.
the saddest part is that he refers to heperu as "father." and that really just says a lot about him. his owner was the closest thing he had to a parental figure, and he was so horribly harmed by him ever since he was a child. he may have genuinely thought that love is meant to be that way, and developed and grew with that mindset.
it explains his obsession with hyuna, and why during that one scene during "all-in," he seems to be sort of forcing himself onto her? (he doesn't seem to be trying to do anything TOO crazy, but she's still frozen and clearly uncomfortable.) Luka believes that if you want something, the only way to get it is to take it by force, and he likely thinks this way because he's been used and hurt by aliens for their entertainment all his life. he might've genuinely believed that this was the way of the world because it's the only thing he's seen.
it's why he's so possessive over hyuna, and why he mentally abuses his opponents on stage. he needs control, and he only knows one way to get it. he sees this method of harming people as a way to achieve power as conventional and normal because it's all he's ever known. i honestly believe that he DID kill hyun-woo, but I don't think he's an evil person.
in my eyes, Luka is a child that lived a horrific life, and as a result developed a fucked up way of thinking. we barely know anything about him in canon, but through his actions and behavior we can see that he clearly doesn't know how to act normally, especially around things that he loves and idolizes. i think hyuna offered him the first glimpse of acceptance and safety he had ever felt in his life, and he grew unhealthily attached to that. paired with his messed-up worldview and trauma, it developed into a possessive obsession that led him to do the things he did.
love him or hate him, you have to acknowledge that deep down he was once (and maybe still is) a little kid that was exploited and violated when he needed to be protected.
#luka character analysis guys omfg#hes actually so complex and interesting like PLEASE I NEED TO KNOW MORE ABT HIM#VIVINOS DROP LUKA ANGST AND MY LIFE IS YOURS#this whole thing might actually just make zero sense#but oh well#alien stage#alnst#luka alnst#luka alien stage#character study
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Do you guys think that Donna’s second wedding dress had pockets? Do you think that it ever occurred to her to wonder why she made sure to make that a priority?
#(do you think she ever woke up from a dead sleep in the middle of the night post-wby like OH YOU STUPID ALIEN IT WAS YOUR FAULT)#fourteen curled up at the base of the bed like a large dog who was definitely asleep and Not tinkering with what definitely used to be#several different household appliances: ????#donna: OH DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT GIVING ME THAT I PAYED EXTRA FOR THOSE YOU KNOW. AND IT’S NOT LIKE IT WAS CHEAP BEFORE#the doctor: OHHH the Pockets!!#donna: OF COURSE THE POCKETS. DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW EXPENSIVE A WEDDING DRESS IS? !?#shaun waking up: h ow did you know her wedding dress had pockets wha…#donna noble#dw#doctor who#me post
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So I was thinking about this line.
At first, I was like, 'heartless'? How does Shadow know that? I'll grant 'aggressive,' and even 'voraciously carnivorous' - these are true and can be easily observed without moral judgment. That's just animal behavior; 'heartless' is a comment you make on a personality. It implies the behavior is not driven by instinct... but cruelty. And this alien doesn't speak, so...
But then I remembered that he literally shares a hivemind with this thing.
So, my headcanon now is that he was standing there staring (and silently freaking out) because this little jerk was just spamming their involuntary group chat with heinous monster thoughts.
It's probably seeing Shadow standing there next to Abe, and it's vaguely but persistently like:
HEY.
HEY.
YOU SHOULD TOTALLY EAT THAT KID.
LMAO.
HE'S LIKE RIGHT THERE.
I WANNA EAT HIM SO BAD.
YOU GOTTA DO IT MAN.
DO IT WHILE HE'S STILL ALIVE.
IT WOULD BE SO FUNNY.
And then projecting confusion and frustration when Shadow...doesn't. I just think that the vibes of that would be pretty rancid.
#sth#shadow the hedgehog#at the very least he can absolutely feel what it feels and mmmmmmmm. uh oh.#dark beginnings#sonic x shadow generations#I was also wondering what in the world made Abe run away from him like that#maybe he somehow realized that Alien Group Chat was occurring and got spooked#must be annoying to be a wee larval alien stuck in a jar and the only other member of your species nearby is leaving you on read#and won't even eat that guy
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have you watched tusk (2014)?? its... interesting! ☺️
yes. and let me tell you something… this is just my personal… opinion… VERY subjective taste here yall…
I FUCKING LOVE body horror. I LOVE EM. but i like it if they are more… natural? Like from within your body, not like, through surgery. I mean cool and i do watch them still but i prefer body horror that comes within your body, it feels more scarier to me 🧎♀️
I watched tusks blindly and i literally FELT GIDDY LIKE WOOO this man gonna turn into a walrus im gonna see some fucked up shit but oh… through surgery…
#THIS IS A VERY WEIRD RANT YALL LMAOOOOOOOOO#I AM VERY SORRY TO BE GRAPHIC ABOUT IT#THIS IS VERY SUBJECTIVE. IF YOU GUYS LIKE THEM ITS VERY COOL!!!#i love body horror still#but yknow like#the fly#the thing#or alien#something unnatural that goes on within your body that makes it change… and can you still call yourself a human after all that#oh#thats my SHIT right there#asks#this is why human centipede doesnt really intrigue me#i watched the first one#its… okay#but if the human got turned into a centipede by itself#their bodies slowly changing…#i’d eat that shit UPP#sorry for the body horror talk yall im sorry if this is gross HAHAHA
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Thinkin' of WOF Au for DC, but like, it's a Gothamite and Fawcett thing. (And Amity Park if crossover)
Like those are the most magical areas in the world, even if Gotham is cursed as fuck. An unspoken secret of sorts that while they present themselves as human to outsiders, they are all Very Much Not.
Which means hilariously in the league, when everyone expects Batman to be suspicious and short with the new guy- even made bets on it- they are then shooketh when both visibly relax and start talking. And half the shared complaints don't make sense!
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Now Gotham technically has no Queen, nor does Fawcett, but Batman and Captain Marvel are the closest things. Not in the traditional sense of back when they were in separate tribes (& maybe from a different dimension but shh that was millennia ago) but in the sense of, they're the ones patrolling and protecting the cities along with calling the shots in disasters.
Which does sort of change the dynamic they both have in their city. If one of them calls to arms, the city would follow them. They could declare war, and their cities (begrudgingly in Gotham's underbelly's case of strongest is in charge) would follow. And while Billy is oblivious, both Marvel-the-not-hivemind and Batman are. They know they have to be very careful.
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I'm sure we all want Nightwing Bruce but no. Bruce, like both his mother and father and father's father and so on before him, is actually an Icewing. The Waynes however, have a case of melanism running in their bloodline. Thomas Wayne? Only his quills and part of his back were darker, but Bruce? Practically pitch black scales that shadow his eyes.
Now Alfred on the other hand, is a Nightwing. No special powers there, though you would hear many a child protest with how he seems to know everything.
Commissioner Gordon is a Mudwing, big stocky and very tired, which translates to his human disguise as a large trenchcoat. He finds this very amusing. Barbara similarly, is half Mudwing. Her mother was a Hivewing, making her a hybrid between both. Which does ironically mean that Batgirl does in fact have insectoid wings. Though that does ponder the question on if they'd all go by their original vigilante names.
Dick is a Silkwing. Wingless as he watches his parents fall and unable to do anything despite this place supposedly being safe for beings like them. He grows into his own, and his wings, when they come in, are dark Gotham colors through and through, with the deep blue of the sky he's come to crave.
Jason is a hybrid between a Mudwing and a Skywing. He's also an animus- not that he knew that. He doesn't find out until he's dying, telling himself to not die, to get back to Gotham, to his dad, his family- And then he wakes up in his Coffin, alive.
Now Cass, raised to be the perfect killer, is also a hybrid, just one between a Nightwing and a Rainwing, egg set out under the moon. Which succeeds, partially. She can't straight up read minds, but combined with her talent in reading body language on both human and inhuman bodies, it's a near thing.
Tim is a Seawing, borderline abandoned by his parents who seek treasures and more wealth as he's trapped back in a city where the water is dark and poisoned. But he's Gothamite, through and through, and he adapts. Scales darker than the original blues he was born with, and glow shifting to that sickly white of the Gotham's Bats.
Now Steph, is a full-blooded Rainwing, and can in fact change her scales, but can mostly be found in purples and golds. Though for a short time she was in another set of colors, thought dead before she slithered out of the shadows older and wiser than before.
Damian is his father's son, but he's also an Al-Ghul. The not-quite dragonet is half Icewing, and half Sandwing. And struggled to adjust at first, to a place so different from his first home where the only other dragons were blood related. But like any Wayne before him, he adjusts, and he adapts.
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Billy wasn't a Beetlewing originally, and perhaps he would have hesitated if he'd known it would change him, would change his body and the last thing he had of his parents. But his friends, his Team and new family help. And he can pass as a Silkwing like their sort-of foster mother. All six of them can do so now, even if the others look more like hybrids themselves thanks to not being the Champion. They might not be, but they're his family. And that's enough.
#dc#dcu#batman au#batman#captain marvel#billy batson#gotham#wof#wings of fire#fuck it#prompts#batfamily#batfam prompts#dragons#dragon au#who knows why they can turn human or make people believe that's what they are#could be an animus thing could just be a gift from the City Spirits themselves#Gotham's no-man's land arc would be hella different me thinks#dragon cities gotta stick together after all#Billy when first seeing Batman: Oh thank fuck another dragon I keep having to stop myself from asking questions bout wtf they're talkin bou#Bat(oh god another vigilante child)man: ... Oh I understand that perfectly come to this place at this time & I can give you a powerpoint on#human stuff because if your home is anything like Gotham then humanity and aliens are a bit horn-scratching strange#Does Batman adopt Billy? No.#Billy & Co ends up similar to Barbara & Steph lol#They're not adopted but here have rooms & credit card & a college fund & anything else u or ur foster parents might need#y'know i bet martian manhunter would get along with most dragon people over the 'so how do human again'#also just in case someone wants to#dcxdp#dpxdc#also had a random idea that this could be a fun white-collar crossover
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smh Ivan must’ve been on some shit during those years after round 5 preparing for round 6 how could he go from failwife babygirl to the seme in a Bl
#Great transition Ivan!#alien stage#alnst ivan#alien stage ivan#oh wait THIS IS a bl that’s why!!! (Delusion)#alnst#give me your gender ivan
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I do not envy Batman at all. Imagine an entire League of superheroes-- aliens, gods, part gods, metas, verifiable geniuses-- all turning to you for the answers or the plans or even how to keep this delicate yet vital alliance going (not all the time, but it happens a lot).
He's the master of faking it till they make it and convincing himself that if one of his plans was really that bad one of the others would point it out.
But that does nothing about the stress that keeps him up all night, devising all kinds of contingencies because he has nightmares about suddenly being asked about any number of catastrophes.
#I think I'd zeta myself into a blackhole#You could weaponize Batman's cortisol levels probably#he gets those presentation nightmares#or one of those dreams where you do crazy maths in your sleep#bruce wayne#i love him so much#batman#justice league#jla#dc comics#everything from this plant in space ate Diana what do we do to oh shit the aliens blew up the Chrysler tower
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I’m watching Voltron: Legendary Defender for the first time and here is what I have had to say per each season (this is 1-2) (3-4) (5-6) (7) (8)
Pre-Watch Knowledge
->big transformers type robot
->pretty alien girl that looks like princess yue from A:tLA
->they are the epitome of color-coded characters
->space??
->there was crazy people in the fanbase that sent cupcakes laced with something to the creators
->queer baiting (this one in particular got me)
->klance.
->^honestly I only knew that because people were comparing it to zukka and I wanted to check it out
->my friend really likes it
Post S1 thoughts-
->that cliffhanger was crazy imagine they weren’t renewed for a s2
-> i went on tumblr after and youre telling me they made that show IN TWO YEARS?? EIGHT SEASONS. IN TWO MF YEARS?? that is insane. props to the writers bro they fr must of known what they were doing.
->all of these characters already scream “doomed by the narrative”
->my fav characters are pidge and lance
->I definitely did NOT expect yue Allura to be British
->bonding moment.
->^like yeah okay i get it now
-> the healing pods are a very interesting concept. Like, what if you get some ailment that it doesn’t recognize?? Do you just die??
-> genuinely felt so bad for Not Yue. Allura. Allura when they had to remove her father’s memory thing. Like yeah I know the castle was corrupted or wtv but bro imagine. Your entire race is dead. your mom, who you previously knew alive is now most likely dead. You already had to go through losing your father once, and now you have to lose him again. Any sliver of hope you had of staying connected with him is gone, because the entirety of his essence is now gone. She’s stronger than me, I would have never given him up so easily. I admire that about her.
->I also made the horrible mistake of going on ao3 after
yk for gits and shiggles… and when I go to a new fandom I always search by hits to see the classics first yk
…
WHY are you guys so 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂… I genuinely shed a tear what. I was flabbergasted to say the least.
On that note the top 23 were about redguy/blueguy getting smoochy-smoochy with each other so I guess that should be a hint as to what you guys like
->the description of the show says the robot (voltron) is operated by “five teenagers” but that shiro guy has to be AT LEAST 25. He is pushing 30 you can’t convince me otherwise.
->for now it’s kinda giving atla except the war is intergalactic and lasted 10,000 years instead of 100.
->all the other characters seem to have a pretty clear background, but we haven’t yet heard about Keith’s backstory, so I want to know (I know now, this was my initial thought)
->shiros backstory/ptsd is very interesting, lots of angst possibilities i see
-> I had an inkling that pidge was…genderly different. (At first I thought she was transmasc)
Post S2
-> WHERE is my man. Where did he go.
-> Pookie please come back. Now. It’s not a suggestion.
->KEITH BACKSTORY I PREDICTED THEY WERE GONNA SHOW US YAY I LOVE BEING RIGHT
-> he’s galra! Soooo much whump opportunity
-> the whole “Allura doesn’t hate you she’s just a little upset to find out ur part of the race that killed off her entire peoples and family and okay maybe she does hate you” scene with keith and hunk is really giving that scene in atla: the southern raiders where zuko thinks katara hates him and sokka reassures him (badly) while he was just trying to get laid w suki.
->^ that’s gay
-> the aliens they met are going to be very important, aren’t they?
->^ oohhh so this is where the “langst” stuff comes from? he’s just kinda insecure i think, but it can’t possibly just be this episode that has that tag so high, unless flanderization is just really popular with you guys, but already suspect that unfortunately
->^Allura high key ate with this
->the “Blade of Marmora” people are definitely gonna be important later
-> the mall episode was soooo fun! fav s2 episode for sure!
->^gay. It’s literally giving “two bros chillin in a hot tub. five feet apart cus they’re not gay”
-> I know of 2 ships now. klance and allurance. I only see the former though, the latter seems more like a running gag/unrequited crush thing (for now i suppose)
-> Coran is an icon. I love that whimsical man. he’s beekeeping age per say.
-> I need pidge to find her brother and father man I feel so bad for her PLEASE DOBT TELL ME THEYRE DEAD ILL LITERALLY DIE.
-> pidge is sooooo cool i love her so much she’s literally the pookiest of the pookies
-> Who tf is gonna be the black paladin now. Keith sure as hell isn’t ready for that. maybe Allura?? Cus yk she kinda already leads them a little bit
These are thoughts I had compiled over a while now. I am on S5E3 as of now (07/03/24) but I wanted to document my thoughts either way. I will post on the tag “laura’s first vld”
#laura’s first vld#vld#first voltron watch#first time watch#I try to skip spoilers as much as I can but there’s only so much you can do when ur constantly yapping about ur hyperfixation to your phone#the healing pods are a very interesting thing tho#I’ll never let go of that. what if idfk ur appendix burst or something? do alteans have appendixes?? this actually raises more questions#alien anatomy is really interesting#even now i still don’t understand what ‘quinntessence’ is#“oh it’s like a life fuel/the essence of life” yeah no still confused. is it carbon?? cus that’s what makes organic life?? crazy#there’s a lot of hypotheticals regarding this shows scientific element#Voltron#voltron legendary defender
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'Where are the he/him lesbians in media' does greg universe mean nothing to you
#JOKE JOKE THIS IS A JOKE#unless...?#inspired by this current fiasco (my last reblog)#steven universe#greg universe#but fr that guy had some sort of gender crisis at SOME point i guarantee it#theres just something about his vibe#yknow??#hes like a sweet old man that youd find in a bar. Looking kind of lost..#newly divorced you wonder? Maybe finally getting the chance to experiment.. couldnt hurt to lend an ear#and then you talk to him one minute and learn that NO this man(?) has been to So many gay bars#and has met queer people you wouldnt even /imagine/#literally!! because then these 3 bright colored hipster ladies come out and greet him like an old friend and youre like 'oh...'#and then you learn his dead wife was apparently an ex alien princess or something. You dont even know#you would be far less pressed to believe it if the purple one didnt just swallow a martini glass whole#''yknow being a man isnt all that it's cracked up to be kid''#''sometimes you gotta follow your heart.. like me!!''#''and i know i look like any run of the mill boring old man but you know what they say.''#''theres a bit of magic in all of us ey? you just gotta invite it in :)''#and then him and pearl make out sloppy styledhgdhdhGSGHDGDHHDG sorry
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