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arqbella · 5 months ago
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NADINE. chat idk this entire thing was made in my car but i do like the moving boxes part its rly smooth but i swear better edits are coming 🙏🙏
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twooboomoomoo · 3 years ago
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I was tagged by @professionallydeadinside for an ask game but it was long so I'm doing it here!! Thanks for the tag btw!!
Three ships:
Uhh Ishimondo, Clervalstein, and Sondam (is that Sonia/Gundhams ship name??)
Last Song:
My last legit song was Winner Takes it All (ABBA), which I have been playing on repeat for a week. However I have been listening to a bunch of Starkid musical soundtracks so yea.
Last Movie:
The Finest Hour! It was sooooo good, very suspenseful. It's about a boat that breaks in 2 during a winter storm off Cape Cod in the 50's.
Currently Reading:
I'm reading 2 things! For the past few months I've been reading my sister Journey to the Center of the Earth by Jules Verne. We're almost done, and it's very good! I'm also reading (or trying to read, it's a slow process) De Profundus by Oscar Wilde and oh my god it is a trip. I've sat down to read this thing and it takes me like 30 minutes to get through 3 pages. Pain and suffering, but I'm determined to finish it. It's not bad, but I can only take so much before my brain turns off. It's a weird form of entertainment, but entertainment nonetheless.
Currently Watching:
Danny Gonzalez!
Currently Consuming:
Hot Coffee!! (Yes it's almost 9 pm but I'm stronger than coffee)
Currently Craving:
I love the Dunkin mini ice coffees you get at like Walmart but they are sold out everywhere!!! They only have the girl scout cookie flavors and they suck. I haven't been able to find them in NH or MA in months, and the only place I've found them are at this gas station up in the middle of the mountains in NH! And thats like 3 hours away!! I want my ice coffee : (.
Uhh idk who to tag so if you wanna do it then go ham!!!
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Live 2020 debate commentary from a salty, disabled, and VERY pissed gen Z
 Yall he just said he’s immune
My dad just left the room
Bitch are u saying Johnson and Johnson is going to make the vaccine?
sir that’s the diaper company…..smh
Biden just said its going to be a dark winter
#winter is coming
“virus.....that came from china” -trump 2020
“were learning to live with it”-trump 2020
apparently “Biden lives in his basement”-your president 2020
totally accurate.....obviously
ohhhh biden just said were learning to die with it
trump interrupted biden
Mam I thought you said you were muting them?
biden laugh count at 3
he all about the once percent till its the dead ones
trump interrupting at 3...nvm its now 4
this debate is making my dog sad
interrupting now at 5 for trump
trump saying his young sons illness just “went away”
bitch he’s may age and no it did not just “go away”
he was in quarantine for two weeks
apparently nyc is a ghost town 
its not a ghost town trump I live right next to it
loudest neighbors ever
trump don’t call him Anthony
his name is DOCTOR Fauci
treat him with the respect he deserves
Biden looks so sad
nvm he legit looks like the joker right now
HALFWAY MARKKK
why is this at 9?
sir its a school night
I need time to scroll through my feed for hours before collapsing
Biden don’t use the word sovereignty
trump doesn't know what it means
thats discrimination against trumps
ohhh hes attacking hunter (biden) again
so he has a wee drug problem?
at this point everyone got one!
your the one making lewd comments about your infant daughter on national tv
(look it up he talks about his 6 month old daughters legs but and breasts)
get him big b!!
h876689908776- my dog 2020
he wants to express his disappointment
the light boxs is stealing his mother attention
ohh hes being rude to the moderator again
u a strong independent Indian woman get him girll!
mute his mike
prty plz
I am dissapionted in you
he’s saying he’s not allowed to release his taxs
(that is a proven lie)
“i was put through a phony witch hunt”- you'll never guess 2020
hes going after his BROTHER now
how is this allowed?
who decided trumps strategy would be to accuse his opponent of his own crimes?
look at the insults guys its a crystal ball
stay ahead of the scandal's
WILL YOU LEAVE HIS SON ALONE PLEASE
THESE ARE HIS CHILDREN LEAVE THEM ALONE
“i was a business man doing business”-trump 2020
no sir you were another rich white guy taking advantage of tax brakes and cheap foreign labor in asia
#american jobs as long as i don’t have to pay minimum wage
#you know like a DECENT FUCKING PERSON
Trump interrupted again
I lost count a while ago
Biden is staring into my soul
oh Biden just played the middle class childhood card
I haven't heard a single mute so far?
trump just said his bromance with kim jung un saved america from nuclear war
dont through my boy Obama under the bus
and another interruption
my big bro just screamed “MUTE BUTTON MUTE BUTTON MUTE BUTTON”
honestly same
10 more min guys
hang in there
OHHH trump just got MUTEDDDDDD
Biden is now on legitimate policy 
ahhh hes proud of his plan
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annd trump just interrupted
trump just kissed up to the moderator
trump just said biden’s more liberal than bernie
ohhh
biden just said trump dosent know who hes running against
hes like “this is joe biden”
like I know bro but slick burn anyway
ohhh they muted trump again!!!!
perfect opportunity to mute missed
trump just blamed healthcare issues on nancy peloski
biden says the the republicans wont pass it
(btw hes actualy right)
2 mins left
and trump is speaking through it
1 min left
omg what a waste of air
I really want him to test his “immunity”
preferably during a harsh winter
ITS TEN GUYSSS
there running over
they still haven't covered immigration
shit
I have just learned there is 30 min left
I think I would rather kill myself than watch the rest of this
I’m seriously have a sensory overload right now
I’m doing this for u
“children are brought here by coyotes”-presedentail cown 2020
what a wack ass sentence
hes like ohIi haven't been putting kids in cages
and then just went but I didn't build them they were built in 2014
(contradiction much)
“who built the cages”
“who built the cages”
“who built the cages”
yes it was Obama but guess what
THEY WERNT BUILT FOR KIDS
there ment to house animals, evidence, and adult prisoners in emergency situations
THEY WERNT MENT FOR 3 YEAR OLDS
Biden was just like “well no actually kids come with PARENTS”
(kids hardly ever come over with out parents)
and then he was like and also WHO LOST TRACK OF OVER 1,000 PARENTS
(thats 500+ new orphans at the least)
hes saying only the illegal immigrants with the lowest IQs come back after being deported
we said the same thing in december about you but ya’know
my mum was like “anyone eating chocolate” and I was like “im snaking on this ignorance” and she was like “dont do that you'll get indigestion”
“no one has done more for the black community then Donald trump except for maybe Abraham Lincoln”
oh yeah Biden just brought up how trump publicly campaigned for the execution of the central park 5
WHO WERE CHILDREN
AND OH YEAH THEY WERE COMPLETELY INNOCENT
trump just yelled at Biden, got muted, and just yelled louder
trump just said he cant see the audience but hes the least racist person in the room
“Abraham lincoln here is one of the most racist presidents in american history”- biden 2020
biden just went “oh god”
he just said that he used to not support the blm movement because they chanted rude things about police officers
I would like to reiterate that “pigs in a blanket” has never been chanted in a protest or been a prominent statement in the blm movement nor “fry em like bacon” so what trump is saying is factually incorrect
unless hes on some sort of far right conservative twitter feed were he came across a video of some drunk white college kids chanting it 
but you know what ever fits you narrative
plus I would be pretty pissed if I kept getting shot at for no reason so....
Biden making more logical decisions
trump was like why have you never done all this stuff when you were vice president
“we had a republican congress” -biden 2020
we have the cleanest air
we have the cleanest crystal clear water
sir, i know you've been to mexico
don’t lie
the waters gorges down there
and not owned by your smug ass
trump just called china filthy
so you know....
*whispers* racism
ok 5 min left
for real this time
trump just went “aoc plus 3: and then hes like she knows nothing about the climate
ummm.... you dont even believe in climate change
bidens like “are....is...is is”
good for you
correcting your grammar
trump just said “the wind kills all the birds” out of the godamn blue
(he means wind mills and its untrue)
“Whats the next question baba”
“the final question is leadership which he doesnt have”- baba 2020
I feel bad for anybody watching this on the toilet
bidens starring into your soul
he knows what your doing
there officially overtime
its 10 33
they haven't even done the last section yet
btw ITS A SCHOOL NIGHT
why do they host these so late
I should be pretending to be asleep right now
this is generational discrimination
plus trumps supporters are so old there asleep by now
ohhhh its over
1036 final time
okay so thoughts....I generally dont like the party system i think its ridiculous the system was not designed for it, and its now more about loyalty then the actual candidates. I also am really hesitant to put another strait white male in the oval office, especially one thats from “the lucky few” I.E. the smallest voting generation in the country and also the one that already holds the most positions. That being said, at this point its really anyone but trump and I think bidens got the experience to turn things around. 
I AM IN SCHOOL I CANNOT VOTE. I am relying on all my older friends, followers, neighbors, and community members. To make an educated decision that wont further degrade the once hopeful future my generation awaits. Please if you can vote VOTE the kids are relying on you!
P.S. sorry i wasn't able to edit this earlier i struggle alot with spelling and didnt have the time to edit this because I HAD TO GO TO BED AND THEN GO TO SCHOOL. Why am I more politically active then people twice my age you might ask? Well, thats because adults are lazy and need to get of their gd asses and VOTE. So kids dont have to do the legwork for them. 
I have said my peace now, have a wonderful day!
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limelocked · 5 years ago
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Naruto OCS???? Do tell us about them
oh now youve got me started!
i made a post about their history (very general) in this post so ill talk more about their personalities and things that stand out about them cuz i love them
so the tldr is that they’re an off shoot of the uchiha clan from the first great ninja war when yokumo fucked straight off from konoha due to 75% paranoia that turned to 99% paranoia when he left but cant go back now! hed be a rogue nin! so he settles down in the land of grass with Asaro the most best girl character ive ever made. She’s a tailor/seamstress/weaver in this tiny village and she just radiates chill, shes been your mom friend since grade 2 and will continue to be your mom friend until death
yokumo is Stressed and Strict because my dude has the sharingan so when they have three kids (not at the same time hot damn) he decides like any good parent to just refuse to let them use their eye powers at all (note: this is probably not a good parenting tecnique)
tenjo is the oldest daughter and she idolizes her dad so fucking much dude and shes fighty, boy pulls her hair and gets an ass whopping , shes the queen of the village kids but with different leading skills than her mom. she legit saw yokumo use jutsu ONCE and went “oh hell yeah time to be ninja”
yokumo said no
jiyuro is the middle kid and he just vibes dude, hes a normal easy going kid that reaps the reward of being the sibling of the queen of kids, hes also the kind of bastard that can and will use his sharingan to cheat in exams, something he can only pull of thanks to the babiest brother 30 under 30 ninja luminary chiban who cant use the sharingan but damn is that boy neck deep in genjutsu training
chiban put like all his dnd leveling towards genjutsu and some taijutsu so he wouldnt mcfucking die in the middle of a fight in the event that his genjutsu fails. his illusions are amazing tho and real specialised, he can make you believe that those eyes? those red eyes with weird dots in em? yeah totally normal, you didnt see shit. the same with cuts and bruises, dude specialices in detailed genjutsu instead of haha you got caught in a plant or some of the other ridiculus shit naruto characters do
now tenjo gets married not once, not thrice but two times, first time to your local imported bitch boy hatsunaio ha’ame whos playing the longest con in existance aka he “falls in love” with tenjo and gets married, has a kid, all so he can confirm that the clan has the sharingan to report back to konoha cuz that aint right, sharingan outside of konoha and even more sharingan outside a hidden village
fear not tought! imported asshoe gets killed by tenjo with the sweet loot of the mangekyou sharingan and Trauma!
her second marrage is 4-5 years later with drinker of respecting woman juice Tsumashin Aishika who had been a family friend since a bit after ha’ame got what was coming to him. Aishika is super patient and just Kind Man, if only he was stupid and buff he would be a himbo but he’s average and kinda smart so Good Dad will have to do. He likes to read and is a wood worker.
Tenjos kids are a fucking story too, btw hope you wanted a long long post cuz youve really gotten me started now
Renge, the kid she had with Ha’ame, is the oldest and she doesnt remember her dad at all, shes been called a clone of her mom with the fightyness and the “wow cool! need to learn that!” reaction to jutsu. Shes impulsive if shes on her own and the worlds biggest glass canon in a fight because she has trash chakra stores and the impatience to skip on learning to distrobute it properly, she also has the vibration style kekkei genkai (lightning + wind) which just eats up her chakra 
first kid with Aishika is Hotoki whos like her mom but EXTREME, shes the naruto of the kadzuki fam, impatient, a brat and ready to throw down instantly, shes stubborn as fuck and she wants to be the Tsukikage, a position that doesnt exist for a village that doesnt exist in a land that already has a hidden village. her family is supportive tho
last kid is Makuto whos one of only three kids in this clan thats youngler than naruto. his life starts of great by killing his mom with complications during birth giving him absolutly no problems down the road, nope, haha. Hes pretty reserved and likes his grandmas craft better than his grand dads so he takes up tailoring and later pottery, hes a fast learner 100% because of the sharingan
then we have jiyuros wife Pantama Hoshi, shes friend shaped and radiates chill like asaro. they met while team one (aka tenjo, jiyuro and chiban) was out at another town for a mission. shes a gardener and grows medicinal herbs along with real good flowers. theyre by far the most calm parents in the family and basically became foster parents for Tenjos kids once she died so yes, they have two dads. Hoshi can and will support you in anything thats not plain out stupid
Jiyuros first kid is Nishi whos good and cautious, shes the single kid in the budding team 2 that thinks things through properly before doing something, but too much, shes a pesemist, and probably has anxiety, on the upside all of the plans shes involved with goes without a hitch because she provides endless “what if bad thing happens” scenarios, in the downside plans take so much longer because of said what ifs, she specialises in sealing and summoning but really really wants to be a medical ninja because you see what if someone gets hirt! what if renge becomes dumb bitch during a mission and gets hurt because shes a glass canon
the second kid is Takuhi whos the mediating voice of reason that pushes Renge to listen to what ifs and makes Nishi remember that sometimes improv is whats needed during a mission, hes on the cautious until proover otherwise side. He hangs out with Yokumo a lot and is slowly inhereting his paranoia and or world waryness
TIME FOR MY FAVE BRANCH
Chibans family is amazing because i love them, his wife Yamatora Seiho, usually called by her last name, is an ex shinobi from the land of grass (she freaked Tenjo out a bunch after the Ha’ame bullshit went down) thats just so fucking done with the kage and government so she went to do that good good farming cottage core life but shes really not suited for it. shes ready to throw the fuck down at any time but shes also kind to her kids and real serious
she also had a previous marrage that ended in good ol murder (not her killing her husband for once in this clans history) but basically she took her at the time 5 y/o son Usagi with her and Chiban said fuck it join the family instantly
Usagi feels so fucking left out tho cuz he wants to be included in the playing the other kids do but he cant manage to care about that whole ninja thing plus he doesnt have eye powers and just why bother, so instead he goes to Asaro and asks her to be his teacher, he also becomes a barber in the town because my god did Jiyuro really just almost cut his sons ear off???
THEN THE TWINS!!
Hikame and Yorukoi are twin girls and the other two that’re younger than naruto in the clan, theyre 9 when hes 12. They spend their time usually together or with Hotoki and Makoto since Usagi is 13 years older than them and Renge, Nishi and Takuhi are team 2 on missions a lot. Yorukoi really loves animals and looks up to Nishi because holy shit mom she can summon animals with only a lil blood holy fuck meanwhile Hikame likes art and drawing the aimals Yurokoi comes sprinting home to tell everyone she found
The twins and Hotoki will make up Team 3 just as soon as Yokumo lets them because oops a few years ago the whole konoha branch of the uchiha got fucking annihilated and we might be next.com 
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plsdonttellmay · 6 years ago
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A look into the Iron Kids group chat between Harley, Peter, and Riri. 
Sequel to Bold of You
Translation for Harley’s nonsense at the bottom
Spider-Son: @Son Prime Mr. Stark totally just admitted that Riri was his favorite.
Son Prime: wut???? thts blsht >:((((
Spider-Son changed their name to Pun-Son
Pun-Son: IKR?
Dad’s Favorite: HA! I fucking told you
Son Prime: fuk off riri
Pun-Son: Ya, this is a private conversation.
Dad's Favorite: Y’all are the dumbasses having a “private conversation” in the group chat
Pun-Son: Shit
Really?
I thought @ing him would make it private.
Oops
Son Prime: pete i lov n rspct u but ur a fukn dumbass
Dad's Favorite: This is why dad loves me most
Pun-Son: ;’((((
Whatever.
Anyway
So,,,,
The rest of the team knows you guys exist now.
Son Prime: shiiiiiiiiiiiit
Dad's Favorite: What happened?
Is everyone okay?
Are you okay?
Is Tony okay?
Pun-Son: Ya, everyone's fine, dw.
Son Prime: thn wut hpnd????
Pun-Son: IDK???
Like
Mr. Stark just said I did a good job
And then fucking Captain America was like
“Hey, everybody it's Peter Parker!”
Dad's Favorite: Damn. So now they all know?
Son Prime: thats ruf buddy
Pun-Son: Nah, it's fine.
I panicked and then said that Mr. Stark had lots of kids
And that Peter and Spider-Man were totally different kids.
Son Prime: wow. cnt blev u managed 2 lie 2 captain america
i figd he cld smell lies
or that u would spontaneously combust if u tried
tht was specific 2 u btw
Dad's Favorite: Has anyone ever told you you're a dick?
Son Prime: not 2 my face but thts what i assume theyre saying wen they dub chek tht mr tony isnt my real dad.
Dad's Favorite: Not a bad assumption ngl
Pun-Son: Also, point of order, didn't lie
I just,,,,,,,
Implied.
Heavily.
To the point of lying.
But didn't cross that line.
Son Prime: wow pete ur a saint
Dad's Favorite: They bought it? Just like that?
Pun-Son: TBH they were way more interested in the group chat.
Like, they legit forgot they were trying to figure out who Spider-Man is.  
I told Cap your usernames.
Dad's Favorite: Well I'm glad the team knows the truth now
Son Prime: wut? abt mr tony runin a daycare?
Dad's Favorite: No about me being his favorite
Dad's Favorite: Hey guys??? College fucking blows. I'm gonna murder whoever came up with it
Son Prime: sup riri?
Dad's Favorite: Literally just told you. College blows
The Live-in: *break dances gently*
What's wrong, Riri?
Son Prime: atm u if i had 2 ges
Dad's Favorite: Mostly that you're trying to comfort me via meme.
SHIT
Beat me to it
Son Prime: :p
The Live-in: You guys are the worst.
Dad's Favorite: You're the one who decided to be the middle child
The Live-in: WTF, no, I didn't??
Also, Harley is literally less than 4 months older than me.
Son Prime: god pete ur practically an infant cmpared to me
The Live-in: -_______-
Can we go back to talking about Riri’s problems now?
Please?
For the love of science.
Dad's Favorite: Nah I'm good actually. Roasting you is way more interesting
The Live-in: THE W O R S T
Son Prime: srsly tho. u ok riri?
Dad's Favorite: Yeah I'm fine. Just got assigned a group project
The Live-in: Was it at least a class you have a friend in?
Dad's Favorite: Peter literally everyone in that class is 7+ years older than me. If I had friends do you think I'd talk to you two?
The Live-in: Yes
Because you love us.
You've said so.
Son Prime: hes got a point
Dad's Favorite: Lies and slander
The Live-in: Seriously, though.
Are you good?
Dad's Favorite: Yeah. It's not like they're actively mean to me or anything. It just sucks not having friends
Son Prime: tell us if they start bn dicks. pete n i will kick thr asses. we r still ur big bros
Dad's Favorite: Yeah I know <3
God I can’t wait until you two are finally here and I actually have someone to talk to for once.
The Live-in: Yeah!!!!
We should get an apartment.
And a dog.
A secret dog.
Dad’s Favorite: Why is the dog secret???
The Live-in: Because I can’t have a dog at my apartment.
And your mom is allergic to dogs.
And Harley’s little sister is scared of dogs.
So it would have to live with dad over the summer.
And he won’t let us get a dog if he knows ahead of time.
That’s why a secret dog.
Dad’s Favorite: Hell yes secret dog.
The Live-in: I vote pitbull.
Son Prime: sum1 convinse me not 2 murder ths lady
Peter PARKOUR: ?????????
???????
?!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!?
Harley, WTF you can't just say that and then not elaborate.
Dad's Favorite: Siding with Peter here. Who are you trying to murder Keener?
Peter PARKOUR: Dude.
Seriously??
Are you literally ignoring us right now?
HARLEY, YOU HAVE YOUR READ RECEIPTS ON!
Son Prime: Read: 3:23
Dad's Favorite: Harley I swear to god you're going in the nearest lake first time we meet
Peter PARKOUR: Wait.
Hold on a damn minute.
Are you telling me?
The two of you haven't actually met??
Like IRL???
Dad's Favorite: Yeah. I mean we Skype and text plenty but we've never been in the same room
Peter PARKOUR: That's wild??
I mean
I know the three of us haven't been together
But I figured you had met without me.
Son Prime: wait. wen did u 2 meet?
Dad's Favorite: Figures that's what gets his attention instead of murder
Peter PARKOUR: When I went to tour MIT?
Have you and Mr. Stark not gone yet?
Son Prime: nope
Peter PARKOUR: Why not??
Son Prime: i dunno. keep puttin it off
Dad's Favorite: I smell a lie. I don't know what it is but you better watch your back Harley. I will find out
Son Prime: ok baskin robin
Peter PARKOUR: Can we get back to the murder?
I feel like we glossed over that.
Son Prime: no
Dad's Favorite: No point. Either they decided to leave Harley alone
Peter PARKOUR: Or??
Dad's Favorite: Or they're dead
Son Prime: & ull nvr kno
Peter PARKOUR: You two need to chill.
And meet.
Seriously, we've been talking for a year
And you two haven't even laid eyes on each other.
H O W?
Dad's Favorite: Let's start with the fact that we live like 20 hours away from each other?
Peter PARKOUR: I'm not even going to grace that with an answer.
Actually
I am
Mr. Stark has like a fleet of planes??
You could literally make a day trip out of it.
Son Prime: hes actually got a point…
Peter PARKOUR: I almost always have a point.
You two just ignore me.
Because you're assholes.
Dad's Favorite: That's fair
Dad's Favorite: @Son Prime 
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I saw this and thought of you
Peter In The Middle: WHAT
THE
FUCK
IS THAT THING EVEN REAL??
Dad's Favorite: Lol yeah. Saw it at the thrift store
Son Prime: What I want to know is why the FUCK it reminded you of me.
Peter In The Middle: Oh damn.
He broke out the capitals and full words.
He's serious.
Son Prime: Actually it's just a new phone Mr. Tony sent me. Can't figure out how to turn off the damn autocorrect
Dad's Favorite: Why is it that you 2 are geniuses but can't figure out how phones work half the time?
Son Prime: Excuse you this is 1 of those prototype StarkPhones that literally nobody knows how to use yet.
Peter in the Middle: Are you really never gonna let the group chat thing die?
Dad's Favorite: No
Son Prime: Absolutely not.
Peter in the Middle: It was one (1) time you assholes.
Son Prime: I feel like we’re forgetting about the horror show that somehow reminded Riri of me.
Peter in the Middle: I was.
Trying to, at least.
Thanks for the reminder.
Dad’s Favorite: I’m not forgetting. Ever
Son Prime: Explain???
Dad’s Favorite: Should I tho?
Peter in the Middle: Depends.
Do you want me to show Mr. Stark The Video?
Dad’s Favorite: You wouldn’t
Peter in the Middle: Try me, bitch.
Son Prime: Video????
Dad’s Favorite: Don’t worry about it
Peter in the Middle: I’ll send it to you later.
Dad’s Favorite: I hate you
Peter in the Middle: :D
Cow mug.
Now.
Dad’s Favorite: It says Tennessee on it.
Peter in the Middle: Wait.
That’s it?
No inside joke????
Dad’s Favorite: Nope
Peter in the Middle: What the fuck?
Now I feel dumb.
Dad’s Favorite: :))))))
Son Prime: |-|4 ! |=!6(_)|23|) !7 0(_)7
Dad's Favorite: What the fuck does that even say??
Peter in the Middle: Is that???
Even approaching English??
Son Prime: |\|0 !7$ |_337
Dad's Favorite: Stop
Son Prime: |\/|4|{3 |\/|3
Dad's Favorite has kicked Son Prime out of the Iron Kids group
Peter in the Middle: Harley is texting me
Saying to tell you to unblock him.
He has something important to say.
Dad's Favorite has added Son Prime to the Iron Kids group
Son Prime:
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Dad's Favorite has kicked Son Prime out of the Iron Kids group
Peter in the Middle: Fair and valid.
Dad's Favorite has kicked Peter in the Middle out of the Iron Kids group
Dad's Favorite: Finally I am free
Son Prime: guess who got his xseptns letter!!!!!!!!
Dad’s Favorite: Holy shit!!!! Harley that’s fucking amazing!!!!!!
Potor Purkur: Yessssssss!!!!
Dude, that’s amazing!!!!!!!!!!
Also????
How did you get yours early???
MIT letters aren’t supposed to go out for another week??
Did Mr. Stark pull strings?
BUT ALSO CONGRATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Son Prime: na tony dnt do nythng
Potor Purkur: ???????????
Son Prime: xseptns snt 4 mit
Dad’s Favorite: Was it a backup or something?
Son Prime: or smthn
Dad’s Favorite: I swear this is worse than pulling teeth. Spill.
Son Prime: i nvr actuly applied 4 mit
Dad’s Favorite: So that’s the real reason you never came to visit. You weren’t just putting it off.
Potor Purkur: Did you ever even plan on going to MIT?
Son Prime: hell no. ive had ths place n mind since middle school
Potor Purkur: Well?
What is it?
Come on, dude.
Son Prime: u hv 2 prms not 2 tell mr tony
Dad’s Favorite: Sure.
Son Prime: com on @Potor Purkur u gotta prms
Potor Purkur: I promise.
Well, I promise to try.
I’m kind bad at secrets, actually.
But so long as he doesn’t ask
I’m fine.
I promise.
Son Prime: how do u evn hv a scret id @ ths point
Potor Purkur: Honestly??
No idea.
All of Queens should know by now TBH
But
That has literally nothing to do with your college.
Dad’s Favorite: Yeah cmon Harls. Spill.
Son Prime: I’m totally serious right now. Don’t tell Mr. Tony. I want  to tell him myself.
Potor Purkur: Promise.
Dad’s Favorite: On my life.
Son Prime: ok hr it goz.
im goin to caltech
guys?
its bn lik 5 min. wts up
Potor Purkur: Holy sHIT
Are you serious??
Dad’s Favorite: You men caltech as in the school in Pasadena California? MIT’s biggest rival since ever? The school Tony loudly talks about how much he hates? THAT caltech?
Son Prime: …
yes
Potor Purkur: Holy shit.
*_*_*_*_*
Spider-Son: Hey, guys?
I think dad might have accidentally,,,,,,,,
Built a murder bot.
Again.
Dad's Favorite: W H A T
Son Prime: u ok? r u fiting it???
Spider-Son: No.
No, you see,,,,
The murder bot,,,,,,,
Is actually,,,,,,,,,,,
Karen.
Dad's Favorite: …
Son Prime: ..............
Dad's Favorite: Explain
Spider-Son: Well.
You know how my suit has an Instant Kill Mode?
And Karen keeps trying to make me use it?
Dad's Favorite: Yeah??
Son Prime: i dnt thnk tht counts as “accidentally"
jst irresponsible
Spider-Son: That's what I thought too.
But we're in the jet.
Headed for the mission.
And I joke that I should use IKM.
And Mr. Stark freaks out.
Dad's Favorite: Why???
Spider-Son: Here's the thing.
Mr. Stark.
Didn't make an Instant Kill Mode.
Karen did that.
By herself.
Dad's Favorite: Holy shit
Son Prime: dude wut the FUCK
Spider-Son: I K N O W
Son Prime: uve befriended her at least. hopfully she remains loyal during the robo revolution.
Spider-Son: Karen says hi BTW.
Dad's Favorite: Fantastic. Maybe she'll spare us as well
Spider-Son: Karen says, and I quote, “I don't know about that.”
Son Prime: /sweats/
Dad's Favorite: I'm not even sure how I feel about this tbh
On the one hand: possibly evil robot
On the other: if she's joking this is some seriously cool coding
Son Prime: i have xactly 0 mixed feelings. murder bot bad
Spider-Son: Mr. Stark offered to change her code when we got back.
Son Prime: thk god
Spider-Son: I said no.
Son Prime: W H Y
Spider-Son: Because I love Karen just the way she is.
And she loves me.
Dad's Favorite: Okay, I've decided. That is a seriously cool ai
Son Prime: a srsly cool ai thts gonna kill us all
Spider-Son: Karen promises to spare you.
If you buy me a milkshake.
Son Prime: i cnt bleve my terminator trauma is being taken advantage of by a murder bot.
Spider-Son: :P
Dad's Favorite: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Spider-Son: Oh my God
You actually sent me money for a milkshake.
Nice.
I'm getting strawberry.
Son Prime: fuk u
Son Prime: @Dad's Favorite wut r u doin n june
Dad's Favorite: Probably nothing? Idk I might take an online class. Mostly just hanging out at home
Son Prime: so u dnt hav ny plans 4 vacay or nythng
Dad's Favorite: Not that I know of??
Son Prime: wuts the prob tht u could get ur mom to let you go smwher 4 the month
Dad's Favorite: Depends??
What's with all the leading questions?
Son Prime: bcuz i just told my mom tht mr tony nvitd the 3 of us 2 stay at the compound in june
Dad's Favorite: He did?? Why didn't he say anything??
Son Prime: bcuz he dnt ask. im the 1 plan plannin it
Dad's Favorite: Harley what the actual fuck. Have you even asked Tony?
Son Prime: no thts peters job
Dad's Favorite: Wait Peter's in on it too? How long have you two been planning this?
Son Prime: bout 20 mins. & pete dsnt no yet
Dad's Favorite: Again wtf. Why don't you do it?
Son Prime: hv u SEEN peters puppy dog eyes
speakin of
@The Live-in nswer ur phone
@The Live-in
@The Live-in
@The Live-in
Dad's Favorite: @The Live-in
@The Live-in
@The Live-in
Son Prime: @The Live-in
@The Live-in
@The Live-in
@The Live-in
The Live-in: Jesus Christ.
You two are awful.
I was in chemistry.
Don't you two ever go to class?
Son Prime: y bother
Dad's Favorite: I do but I know how to text in class
The Live-in: Like I said.
Awful.
Son Prime: wtevr. cn u do it or no?
The Live-in: What exactly am I even doing?
Dad's Favorite: Pretty sure you're convincing dad to let the 3 of us stay at the compound over June.
The Live-in: Oh.
Yeah.
That shouldn't be hard.
Like at all.
He's about to pick me up from school.
I'll ask in just a sec.
Son Prime: c? told u it wld b ez
The Live-in: HE SAID YES
Well, he said yes so long as we can get our moms/aunt to agree.
BUT STILL
Dad's Favorite: Holy shit!!
The Live-in: I KNOW!!
Son Prime: wer gonna get n2 so much bullshit.
The Live-in: B]
Dad's Favorite: B]
Son Prime: B]
Spider-Son: Guys, I may not come back from this mission alive.
Tell Ned I’ve always had a crush on him
Wait.
Shit.
That was just supposed to sound dumb and dramatic.
Not like something to actually worry about.
I’ll be fine.
Mr. Stark won’t let me go on the super dangerous missions.
Son Prime: i swr 2 fuk im gonna kill u parker
Dad’s Favorite: Yeah maybe that wasn’t exactly the best way to start that off.
Also if Ned doesn’t already know you’re madly in love with him then there’s no hope for either of you.
Spider-Son: #rude
One day I’ll get Ned to fall in love with me.
Then you’ll be sorry.
Dad’s Favorite: Oh honey
Son Prime: stop w/ petes crush. i wnna no y he thnks hes gonna die
Spider-Son: H I M
Dad’s Favorite: Christ what’s Rogers done now?
Spider-Son: He’s just doing That Thing again.
The one where he calls me kid and son.
I h a t e it, and IDK how to make him stop
Dad's Favorite: /Hamilton voice/ I'm not your son
Son Prime: congrats on not str8 up murdering him yet
Spider-Son: God he’s just so??
I don't know what, but I hate it.
I swear to God if he benches me again this mission I'm going to strangle him with his star-spangled tights.
Dad's Favorite: You gonna beat him upside the head until he sees…
Stars?
Spider-Son: I HATE YOU!!
I WAS TRYING TO BE MAD
AND NOW I'M GIGGLING!
NOBODY TAKES ME SERIOUS WHEN I GIGGLE!!
Son Prime: nbdy takes u srsly evr
Spider-Son: Fuck off, Keener.
Son Prime: ;P
Dad's Favorite: Hey Peter quick question tho?
Spider-Son: Quick answer.
Dad's Favorite: If you hate Rogers why don't you just not talk to him? Why do you act all polite to his face? Just tell him to fuck off and leave you alone?
Spider-Son: I wish it was that easy.
I mean
It could be
But it isn't.
I have to be polite because we're on the same team.
We're supposed to work together.
I started off kinda rude to him, but Mr. Stark fussed at me.
Apparently what we're doing is bigger than petty squabbles.
Son Prime: uhhh ths is def mr thn a petty squabble tho? mr t wtf
Dad's Favorite: What are you even saying to me right now?? Is dad not mad?
Spider-Son: NoPE.
He just goes along with whatever He says.
Right now Mr. Stark is flying the jet.
Even though it has autopilot.
So I'm left alone back here with Him.
The only other person we brought was Ant-Man and he's asleep so it's just the two of us making conversation.
I hate it.
I'm dying.
Also
I think he doesn't like me looking at my phone so much.
DEAL WITH IT OLD MAN
Son Prime: u rly do snd lik ur bout 2 die. rip n pieces pete
Dad's Favorite: I'm SO glad Tony hasn't cleared me for missions yet.
Spider-Son: I wish you were.
I need someone to hang out with on these.
Speaking of which.
I'm gonna go ask dad if he'll try to teach me to fly again.
Last time…
Did Not Go Well
Also kinda wanna make Him sick again.
It was funny last time.
If he says no the at least I'll have some time alone.
Anyway I'm out.
Talk to you after we kicked ass!
Dad's Favorite: Take a better selfie this time. Lighting was garbage in the last one.
Son Prime: brng me a robos arm
If you didn't need Harley's nonsense translated, I'm impressed. If you did, here you go. He's speaking leet for anyone interested.
|-|4 ! |=!6(_)|23|) !7 0(_)7 ~ Ha I figured it out
|\|0 !7$ |_337 ~ No it's leet
|\/|4|{3 |\/|3 ~ Make me
|3!7(|-| ~ Bitch
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no-thanks · 6 years ago
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lI was tagged by: @whattadragg Thank fammmm <3 
Rules: Answer all questions and tag 20 people (though twenty seems excessive so you do you, ya’ll)
Star Sign: Aries, in case you couldn’t tell. 
Height: 4′ 11 7/8″ Though I usually go with five feet bc that’s a long ass number
Gender: female
Birthday: April 18th 
Relationship status: Singlee
Who is your crush: Lol, myself rn 
Song that is stuck in your head: Pandemonium from 25th annual putnam county spelling bee (yeah, it’s a show tune) 
Last movie: Uh, wow. I think the BNHA movie? (it was excellent btw)
Last tv show: Banana Fish! 
Why did you create this blog: I was like twelve, why do you do anything when youre twelve
What do you post/reblog: dumb stuff lol
Last thing you googled: “qdoba near me” - ya girl wanted queso
Favorite song lyric: “I’m not standing still, I am lying in wait” - Wait for it from Hamilton (idk actually this is just a strong guess)
What are you wearing: Work clothes still
Dream job: I wanna open my own pool 
Currently reading: Nothing right now D: 
Top three universes: HARRY POTTER, naruto, and avatar
Last time I cried and why: legit like thirty minutes ago bc it’s been a rough couple days
A picture of me: Go like at my page, or my insta. Or I posted one not that long ago lol 
Ideas of a perfect date: I’m not too picky tbh, it depends on the person. There’s a cool arcade by my house though - thatd be fun. 
A fact about my life: My cat and dog are finally getting along and it’s really cute
What’s one thing you regret: I try not to regret anything sooo 
First celebrity you think of when someone says attractive: Anne Hathaway
Have you ever taken a picture naked: wow yeah i love nudes 
Have you ever had a crush: yes?
Have you ever been in a fist fight: Noo, unless like joking ones/recreational tackling count
Have you ever snuck out of your house: Nope
Have you ever had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back: Oh yeah
Have you ever ditched school to do something more fun: Wow yeah, my entire senior year of high school 
Have you ever been on a plane: mhmmmmm 
Have you ever kissed a picture: uh no?
Have you ever touched a snake: oh yeah, I once got to hold a boa constrictor
Have you ever felt like dying: a few times  
Have you ever done something you told yourself you wouldn’t do: Uh yeah, it’s basically a guarantee I will do it then bc lol thats how my life goes 
Phobia: Tape measures really fuck me up 
Middle name: Raye
Are you a virgin: Nahhh 
What’s yours sexual orientation: pan? bi? not straight? still working tha one out
Do you smoke, drink, or take any drugs: I think i drink more wine than water some days 
Someone you miss: It’d be nice to have my Nana around
Favorite ice cream: ....strawberry, but im not a bid ice cream person
One insecurity: anything i’m not damn near perfect at 
What my last text message says: “Well I’m happy you made it home safe!!”
Have you ever painted your room: Lol no, i’d have to take off my winnie the pooh wall paper first 
Have you ever kissed a member of the same sex: oh yeah
Have you ever slept naked: every night 
Have you ever been dumped: actually - no
Have you ever stole money from a friend: uh fuck no
Have you ever got in a car with people you just met: lol yeah
Have you ever been arrested: noooo
Have you ever made out with a stranger: .....yes
Have you ever met up with a member of the opposite sex somewhere: Yeah? I have friends?
Have you ever left your house without telling your parents: all the time
Have you ever had a crush on your neighbor: omg yes, i was like seven
Have you ever slept in a bed with a member of the same sex: Yuuuuuup
Have you ever seen someone die: Yea, it was not pleasant. 
Favorite Harry Potter spell: Accio (bc im a lazy ass)
Have you ever hated the way you look: yup, but im stunning now so 
Have you ever witnessed a crime: yeahhh 
Have you ever pole danced: no, but i did do that cool like aerial silks thing
Have you ever been lost: lol yea, I’m kinda directionally challenged
Have you ever been to the opposite side of the country: Yes, finally 
I tag (no where near twenty people lol): @razzybean, @aphcupcake, @neaislove, @lunamalfoy7, @lunanovakat, @offansandflames, @asweetapology, @queen-origami, @faith-sama-boi, @neverr-too-old
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survivor-hosts · 7 years ago
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Ep. #8: “I’m Not Here To Have Small Talk With Anybody” - MJ
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After Andrew was voted out, Sam, MJ, Matt, Connah, and Josh solidified their majority alliance.  Once Jessy won immunity they decided they were going to vote out Allison.  Jessy knew she didnt have the numbers and was trying to decide whether to use her Tatzelwurm as a vote steal or wait around and use it to exile herself.  She took the opportunity to use it as a vote steal to get her side the numbers.  They were planning on voting out Matt even though he had an idol because they felt like the move was unexpected.  Last minute they decided to change the vote to Sam but didnt tell Connor because they thought he might leak it.  The Sam's alliance was going to vote for Connor but switched back to Allison at Tribal.  Jessy stole MJs vote and the vote tied 4-4-0 between Sam and Allison.  Sam was taken out 4-3 on the revote.  After that the players were told there is an instant tribal and they have 5 minutes before voting someone else though.  With the sides now with 4 numbers on each side they ended up tying the vote between Connah and Scott.  With no one budging the other 6 players went to rocks and Matthew Summers was eliminated. And thats what you missed on Glee!
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Old school will be old school. Not responding to messages to three+ days? Not cute. Stoping the half assed conversations a few hours before tribal? Not cute. Sticking with an alliance of six when it's a final two? Not cute. Josh is GOING to be 5th if he doesnt do something. They can pretend they arent working together all they want, but as far as I know, Andrew being voted out is the second merge vote, not first. I was the first merge vote. And MOST of this tribe did not vote me back into this game. Ironicly, almsot entirely the same six that just voted against one of my allies. Interesting. Pagoning isnt always based on tribal lines. Kiss my ass MJ. Unless you want to vote talk to me. Then i'll kiss yours. The good news about a 9 person vote and being in a minority 4 person alliance is that you only need one person to flip. The bad news is, the four person alliance is one of the people who just flipped. End my life, please and thank you.
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when mj votes my ass out he better be ready for my wrath
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omg original jinsei getting pagonged i'm over
anyways can we talk about how me? this flop? was the person to flip the vote around last minute and gather enough information and people to save mj? wig levitating into the milky way. a good round for me
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i cant handle this im shutting down 
at the very least i can tie my Riau placement at 9th. okay real talk day by day i'm close to just laying down and just rot. i'm still playing the game but it's soooo mentally and emotionally exhausting
i think it's because i'm playing with such a high caliber of players (did i use the word right) is that i'm literally exhausted all the time. I mean, look at who're left in this merged tribe....most of them here have made FTC. I am playing the exact same game I played on Sumbawa on 703 where I was on the middle of every round but the difference is that I'm much more visible here. The trick worked once again and people have been supplying me with information without asking for it. I know how both "sides" are voting and both of them are coming to me asking for my vote. I'm in the middle and I'm not in immediate danger but I'm not happy about it. It's a shitty position to be in.
YO WTF I'M ONE OF THE OLDEST PERSON LEFT IN THIS GAME
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Also, can we talk about how I'm 4/4 on making it to merge/jury?? How iconic am I for doing that, especially after retiring 2 years ago. There's a lot of 3 and 4 time players that flop, so to say I was able to do decently well all 4 times is something I'm proud of so if I go home this round (which i kinda see happening RIP) I can have my head up high about it
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how to stop talking strategy with someone who’s annoying you 101: [2017-06-27, 4:55:00 PM] connor: what are you thinking??? [2017-06-27, 4:57:47 PM] Sam: to be completely honest, you haven’t come to me with the truth about a single vote so far and I wouldn’t feel comfortable telling you what I’m thinking right now because I don’t want to have my personal plans leaked. If you want to come to me with something I’m all ears  and I’m not gonna leak it but I don’t wanna sit here and feed you a bunch of bs for no reason
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why cant this alliance just do what i say BSNSKSMKSKSMSMANNSKSKSKSKSK "I say we go for.. Josh" me: who said dat? These ppl arent telling me something BSJKSKSKSKSLSK also I can't fucking believe we're letting Matt slide by with an idol BKLMSDAFKLMSDLAMK And.. Connah is an undercover threat He's under the radar and has good relationships with everyone btw i couldn't help but cackle when connor and allison said josh and tried to convince me to do so. BKLMSDKLAFMSM i think there's some.. bad naicha blood b/c connor/allison/drew were all aligned Maybe.. Everything isn't as it seems. every1 is being so shady KLMBKLMASD can't even trust my goats they're not even goats if they don't agree w/ me KSJLSKLJ I think connah would be the one most willing to work with us if we got rid of others. He's willing to give me information. This sounded so funny god KLBMLKSDALKFMSDA He's willing to give me information. BKLMASFLKSKLDM #EveryoneHatesJosh KLBMSDKLAFSDKLAMKM god when josh didn't vote w/ us it was SOOO funny @ allison's reaction she was legit popping off
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Whew!!! Can't wait for another last minute tribal council!! THis cast is so shady, like no one wants to talk about anything and its just... so uneasy. No one's come to me with a vote idea and I'm already in a lot of shit so I'm in no position to be like "oh well lets take this person out" or "this person should go" cause that was me last round and I can't make all the decisions for everyone here. Like if people wanna play this game, they need to make bold decisions and stand by them. As a member of the jury, I'm looking for big moves and half of this cast's moves are following the people making them. Which is... so disappointing. Like at least if i leave this round (which I'm pretty sure I am), at least I can say i TRIED to make moves  (ex. abducting Allison, getting Connor eliminated, trying to vote MJ out) so I can say I'm pretty proud for the way I played. I'm proud of being someone who TRIED to make moves as opposed to following the people who are making moves and making no effort to get them out. Anyways, I'm waiting for an opportunity to come my way and for someone to give me something to work with in this game. Jessy told me MJ has something up his sleeve, and I'm sure its "split the vote between Matt and Scott to get rid of Matt's idol" but who knows
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connah: i envy your position me: shut the fuck up
me: i won't talk to anyone i dont feel like it today On 28/06/2017, at 8:37 AM, Sam wrote: > good morning! On 28/06/2017, at 6:57 AM, Jessy wrote: > hi!! On 28/06/2017, at 4:32 AM, connor wrote: > when you wake up do you want to call On 28/06/2017, at 1:27 AM, Scott wrote: > Hey
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jessy has been very persistent about 'being closer now' and 'being tighter' and blah blah blah but like...... ok. i dont know about that sweety?
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[10:04:57 PM] Jessy: Do you guys think Josh/Connah/MJ could be making us vote for Matt and they vote for one of us, so it's 4-3-2 and Matt is forced to play an idol on himself and the person they want goes [10:05:35 PM] connor: maybe but I don't think so
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So of course at the last minute, shit gets real. Connor talked to both Connah and Josh about voting out Matt and they were both on board with it surprisingly. However, Connah wanted reassurance so I messaged him as was like "okay, so lets talk about this" We were on call for a bit and he seemed really willing to do it, I think he's just too afraid of the risks in this game. Which really would disappoint me if he didn't take the risk, cause like theres so many opportunities in this game to make moves and get to the end. By not taking the risk, you're just playing it safe. Jessy also revealed to me she has a vote steal she can use, so doing this can definitely help us all get to the next round of the game. Which it would be nice to not use it so that Jessy can advance herself more in the game with the escape tribal, however I'm pretty positive Connah may not flip so Jessy should just use it and we tie things up 4-4. I may be leaving tonight so for all I know this is my last confessional. Hoping for the best, and hoping that I'm not being lied to by Connah
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Okay so when Connor asked the alliance group chat who we should vote I said Connah b/c it's least expected. ☺ Connor said he thinks Connah would work with us. Allison said she agreed and that "he'd be willing to give her information." ☺ They both then dropped Josh's name which was really suspicious. It was also really dumb to me, so I said we should just wait to decide until the internationals (Connah and Josh) are online to talk. ☺ I tried to talk to MJ about the vote and if he was flipping to me. He said he had a trick up his sleeve and he'd tell me about it before Tribal Council. ☺ I asked him if he was waiting for Connah to be online and he said yes. ☺ He also implied it could've been an item from the map. He posted "H" and I said, "is that what letter you guessed in and found something for?" He sent the wink emoji. ☺ I bonded with Scott a lot and told him about my Tatzelwurm for input. He immediately said he doesn't want me to use it just for him and if it benefits me I should keep it. ☺ Scott called Connor. He then told me Josh and Connah talked to Connor about voting for Matt. ☺ Scott then said he wanted to split between Matt and Sam so none of them are idoled. He also hashed out things with MJ. ☺ Connor then messaged the alliance chat saying Connah and Josh would be willing to vote with us if the target is Matt specifically. ☺ Before all this happened, Scott and I came up with a scenario where if all hope was lost, I'd give him the Obsidian Idol and he'd have an intense call with Sam and give her an idol because Connah/MJ/Josh were splitting with our alliance against herself and Matt. It was just a hypothetical and it died off once this plan started. ☺ Connor told us that Connah wanted assurrance from our alliance to vote for Matt and we obliged. Scott talked to him and Connah was really "nervous" and has to consider it. ☺ After the call between Scott and Connah, Scott told me Connah really wants to separate himself from MJ because a lot of people see him as a follower but he also has concerns because it's "too early to make a move." ☺ I then talked to Connah and he said he was really nervous and panicking. I asked him what I could do and he asked me to convince him. I then brought up good points about the plan if it worked. I stopped talking to him because Scott told me Connah needed an hour to think about it. He went on Away as his Skype status. ☺ Also, Connah told me MJ didn't know about the plan at all which is concerning because I thought they were really close. ☺ I talked to MJ and I asked him about the "trick in his sleeve" and he said "I'm suddenly wearing a tank top." So I guess that's done. ☺ Allison just came online and said Connah confirmed to her the plan. Scott is still waiting for confirmation. MJ is also back.
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