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My coworker said I was Yellow (color) and my John Doe kinnie ass now has a lot of mixed feelings
#he was most probably referring to my skin tone#but still#oh yeah did u guys know I kin John?#if my current obsession with Arthur Lester wasnt a big enough clue#malevolent#john doe malevolent
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TFATWS episode 1 rewatch commentary
The first scene was so beautiful. I loved that we didn't start directly with the fight sequence. It feels way closer to the quiet beginning of CATWS and I love it so much.
The title is also SO NEAT, music's on point too but hey it’s Henry Jackman the one thing I’m sure it’s going to be great overall is the score.
The choreography is AMAZING, really well shot. Sam shielding himself with only one wing was MA-JES-TIC.
“WHAT'S UP” EXACTLY SAM EXACTLY
I did feel so uncomfortable in regards to the military aspect of it. Not that I was expecting anything else, but both here and in Captain Marvel the military we're good guys < 3 propaganda is so blatant and ugh:/ At least there wasn’t a literal recruitment spot like with CM.
The yellow filter in the Tunisia scene BYE please stop with the yellow filters 2k21
"I've been working with the Air Force for six months now" So, did Sam even catch a break at all after Endgame? Or did he just throw himself to work like SOMEONE did after being iced for 70 years. Hmmm? Sam????
"Essentially, these people, they want a world that's unified without borders" OH NO! HOW AWFUL, how evil of these bad guys smh
Joaquin: SO about Steve
Sam: :)))))) nope
"Moon stuff" SAAAM
#1 cry with Sam's speech, full on chills.. Fuck. Me. His voice about to break before saying thank you bYE.
Shady politician: "It was the right decision" (FUCKKKKK YOUUU)
Rhodey: *press any key to doubt *
I need someone to analyze the different curation of the two exhibits pretty please
NOT THE PHOTO POST-AZZANO JFC. That photo is my weakness, Bucky sweetie (also I find hilarious that usually when there are articles about Stucky and/or #givecaptainamericaaboyfriend they aaaalways use that photo LMAO)
In case someone wants to read the transcription of the texts about Bucky: "In 1944, while on a mission to thwart a Hydra weapon transport in the Alps, Barnes was thrown from a train and believed to have been killed in action. It wasn't until 2014, over seventy years later, that it was revealed that Barnes was alive, having been found by Hydra operatives. Captain America himself (i can't read) the effort to bring Barnes in only to later aid in a escape from custody having been convinced of his innocence. Steve's loyalty to his old friend, coupled with his refusal to sign the Sokovia Accords, led to the dissolution of the Avengers and drove the Captain into hiding with other like-minded Avengers including Natasha Romanoff, Wanda Maximoff, and Sam Wilson. The current whereabouts of Barnes remains unknown, habing been labeled a fugitive following his escape from custody."
"current wherabout unknown" but not the government, interesting. Also, pretty good summary of CACW from the public's perspective, although one of the things I always wanted to see explored was the public's reaction of the fallout of them going into hiding after Civil War (which I'm hoping we'll get to see a little bit of in Black Widow).
Interesting point about the 70 years without having Captain America. Clearly the sacrifice play wasn't enough this time to fuel the nationalism so they went with a squeaky clean John Walker instead.
Sam saying the shield belongs to Steve I'm going to cry now excuse me. Sam. Sam sweetie.
The No. 1 Captain America comic in the display ugH fuck yes
See this is how you do a cameo that has actual meaning. Thank god for Malcolm Spellman being a competent writer. That scene was so well written.
HAVE YOU PRAISED ANTHONY MACKIE'S PERFORMANCE TODAY?? Holy shit that last shot fucked me up.
I'm loving the use of the wide shots, especially in the flashback. The camera movements are in synch with The Soldier's state of mind and mission focus, so good.
EVERYONE STAND UP FOR THE NATIONAL ANTHEM aka The Winter Soldier theme composed by Henry Jackman.
Without a doubt the most brutal TWS fight scene there has been, People involved in Punisher and John Wick are involved in this and it SHOWS.
For the record, still stands that the only time we've seen him chocking someone with his right hand instead of the metal arm remains the Maria Stark assasination. I know it's probably because of blocking and the way the shot was composed but the implications are still bone chilling. God.
Uhhmmmm I'm very ambivalent about the "Hail Hydra". On one hand, it was 100% fanservice and the internet is probably going to go insane over it, and the dead way Sebastian Stan delivered the line. Good shit. Buuut what I love about CATWS is the way Bucky never, ever ever, mouths Hydra rethoric, and even when Pierce tries to gaslight him with it, it's just an empty effort. The Winter Soldier isn't doing anything because of ideological loyalty to Hydra, even if it's product of brainwashing, it's just sheer dehumanization. They don’t need him to say the words because he’s just An Asset. There are people who have put it more eloquently but yeah, I rather go with the fanon interpretation of that aspect.
The music growing louder with the shot of the keys. GOD.
I'm fine this is fine.
#2 cry with the therapy scene of fucking course.
The government monitoring Bucky is noooot going to end well lmao.
"We need to know that you're not gonna * slowmo stabbing motions *
Bucky: * nodding along slowly *
I laughed out loud.
"It's passive agressive" I love him.
The way this scene just sucker punched me in the face, made me weep and then had me cracking up. Amazing.
Therapist: You can't do anything illegal
Bucky: yup yup check checkity check. What IS considered illegal tho?
*aggresive tablet finger pressing *
"Then why isn't it rule number one?" Bucky your Steve is showing.
I love the close up shot. I'll keep saying it. It's so good.
"I'm James Bucky Barnes" yeah you are🥺
That smile is nightmare fuel LMFAO I love it.
Uhm the way I'm kinning Bucky it's not funny anymore damn
That whole “are you lashing out at me” rambling is really reminiscent of the bar scene in CATFA and how he lashed out at Steve after Peggy left. Uhm yeah fuck.
"WHAT DO YOU WANT?" "Peace"
"That is UTTER BULLSHIT" "You're a terrible shrink"
yeah ugly crying to ugly laughing speedrun for me
"You're free" "To do what?" jesus. That entire scene. #3 and #4 and #5 cries for moi.
Ugh that Brooklyn shot. Someone needs to do a gifset compairing it to the one in CATFA asap.
"It's like Monique but it's got a "U" in there for uniqueness" "That's absurd" LMAO
"You can't keep fighting with your neighbors" uHM * redacted redacted i'm shifting into 1940s mode abort abort *
"Nobody passed 90" "So young. Such a shame" FGADHGA
🥺🥺 yes flex those flirting skills good for you
"It's a dance to this things. You can't… you gotta warm up and I haven't danced since 1943. Feels like." #6 cry I completely broke down into tears with that.
This Yori storyline is going to punch me in the face with a metal fist. Great!
The TWS theme when he looks at Yori fuuuuuck.
GREAT LET'S GO TO LOUISIANA THAT WAS GETTING HEAVY.
Those shots of Sam in the car. Immaculate. Showstoping. Yes.
Marvel, what if instead of promoting the military industrial complex you put a lot of publicity about cars?
"Uncle Sam!" LMAO subtle.
Everyone trying to have the wings lmao same.
I've only had Sarah for a day but etc. Brooklyn 99 meme
Good mirroring about Steve and Sam family's legacy. Good shit. Goooood shit.
Sam is trying so hard ouch my heart. I can't imagine how painful the scene with them reuniting must have been. He 100% still feels a lot of guilt about being gone for those 5 years (and even longer before that).
"Maybe it is time for us to move on" uuuuuuuuuuh
"To the rescue" "Always" 🥺🥺 i love them so much already
That shot outside the restaurant is so beautiful. Can't wait to see the night scenes in Madripoor tbh.
"I tried the whole online dating thing. It's pretty crazy". Uhm well that is something that Bucky Barnes has now said. In canon. Damn.
"It's a lot" "You sound like my dad" LMAO
Every Bucky fanfic trope speedrun with this scene
"Wow you really can drink" OH you have no idea
Just realized we don't even know her name, well.
"You have any siblings?" "I have a sister" THE WAY I SCREECHED. We're definitely getting Becca
Well that escalated quickly. The important thing is to try?
I can't deal with this BUCKY SWEETIE #8 cry right there fuck
The wardrobe department is KILLING IT, there's such a difference between the outfits of the shows vs how ugly and generic it usually is.
"ThEre is NO such thiNg as on time. You're either EARLY or LATE . picK One" lmao the way he delivered that line
At first I thought the flag smashers had thrown two cars out of a window LMAO
"I don't know how jurisdiction works here, but I'mma have to place you under arrest" uhm yikes. The way they changed Joaquín Torres backstory to just random army nice guy #1 is not sitting well with me, what can I say.
Sam's wings motions I LOVE HIM YOUR HONOR
Fuuuuck this guy.
"Funny how thing's always thighten around us" "Look, I'm on your side. After all, he's a hero". This script is C R I S P as hell, great fucking job.
"I don't care, I'm not gonna quit" "What are you trying to prove? And who you trying to prove it to" SHIT HSIT SHIT!!! UGH amazing. Look it's not necessary to say the show's questions out loud but how they flow between the conversations is still very satisfactory without feeling in your face about it. Inner conflicts have been set up fucking perfectly everyone * claps *
Ugh here we fucking go. I knew this was how the episode was going to end but my stomach still dropped like a rollercoster. God.
The score is on point. Damn. Damn.
God, Sam.🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
The captain america franchise's visuals in the credits are always so amazing.
Also, does anybody know why Mackie isn't first in the billing? Uhm what's that about?
ANYWAY CONCLUSION THAT EPISODE WAS SO FUCKING GOOD LIKE HOLY SHIT. I love them so much. The balance between the personal conflicts and the political aspect (although the military aspect is still very much yikes) was on point and it was overall a joy to watch.
#tfatws#tfatws spoilers#i'm so happy rn#sorry for the ramblings i just wanted to have it all written down#sam wilson#bucky barnes#captain america#tfatws commentary
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SPN 4X19 Jump the Shark
Oh hey is this the illegitimate brother plotline
boy I love me some sweet sweet ANGST
whelp she's fucking dead
picture of JOHN?
Sam's peacefully brushing his teeth and Dean's Not a Morning Person
boy he's having a bad morning
to be fair, living out of the car is kinda not fun either
"I'm his son" Dean: I'm gonna fUCKING KIL-
he's..premed?
they're going to ruin his life too aren't they, Aren't The-
Dean is taking this really well
I mean he did get the brunt of John's Issues, so I get it, yike
ASDFPIHP them discussing their dad's ~sex life~ is very funny though
Dean was...preteen? when this kid was born? Sam was under ten definitely
Dean Please
No that's your Actual Brother guys PLEASE
hunting accident "ah fair enough"
"who is a nuclear family these days" FEELS SO LOADED
Dean...Dean please don't fUCKING KILL HIM DEAN
THE IMPALA NOOO
"he took you to a baseball game" IDSFHAPF
He's Trying not to CRY OH MY GOD NO WAIT
Sam resonates with the away from college thing oh NO
Dean is trying SO HARD not to snap
at least he's...trying..to keep adam out
corpse snatching => HEY LOOK IT's THE BONE STEALING WIT-
I think I need to stop being online jesus christ
the [both sigh] was so good
well...that's a lot of blood
How the hell do you break it to your illegitimate brother that you're ~technically Wanted by the FBI
at least he's not an idiot
HE'S SO MUCH YOUNGER THAN THEY ARE
I mean obligatory dead mom
"do i get a say in this?" "NO!"
no..no SAM DEAN HAS A POINT
Middle sibling + younger sibling gang up on elder
"have u thought about eternity" "bro i've literally been to hell Idk what to tell u"
Dean doing it solo but Sad is...:(
Oh he worked the old case, that's neat
"so it's over for you" welllllll
OO THE TRUCK SHOT WAS COOL
dean + long dark coat truthing tonight HE LOOKS G O O D
it wants revenge
YOU FUCKERS AND YOUR REVENGE BELA WAS R I G H T
and Adam Instantly wants revenge, you sir are definitely a Winchester
"it's life" WELL IT SHOULDn'T BE
the stupid isolationism I hate it
NO GO CONNECT WITH PEOPLE KRIPKE WHY
Sam's becoming his dad, and Dean isn't
...SAM WHAT THE FUCK
DAD MOST CERTAINLY DID NOT DO RIGHT BY YOU
HIS GODDAMN GRIEF SPIRAL GOT BOTH OF YOU
LET HIM BE NORMAL! HAPPY! IT IS TOO LATE FOR YOU RIGHT NOW(NOT ALWAYS)(Also very close to the thing with zachariah in placement(eye emojis) BUT LEAVE HIM ALONE!
I do appreciate Dean Eldest Sibling'ed it up even if he didn't like the kid/was jealous. Goddammit I wish we got connection in this stupid show
I was expecting a jump scare but somehow the squish is worse
sOn oF aBitcH
Ah FUCK NOT ADAM TOO
I do like the little angel Icon though, that's what's Dean's way out
Ghouls is a racist term?what????
no john winchester was 100% a monster
ah it was their father
yada yada father killing circle idk
YAY! DEAN'S INGENUITY IS BACK!
Ghoul!mom is really really good. I liked Scared Adam better though
the slicing sam scene is BRUTAL jesus christ
So...John got his own son killed in the end...
SERIOUSLY HE WAS TERRIBLE
Dean JESUS CHRIST
awww caring Dean is nice
AWW HUNTER'S FUNERAL
"Adam's in a better place" :(
Dean tried to fit himself into the Dad box, Sam's actually him
"you take it any way you want" oh for FUC- HE- I-
he looked so Sad, so like...he's stopped idolizing him
jesus christ.
boy there's gonna be overlap ok here we go.
1. poor dean. Ok couple things: 1) he elder sibling'ed it SO HARd! he didn't even like Adam, but he still tried to keep him safe(I think). he gave him a hunter's funeral! I just. It was nice to see. It was also INCREDIBLY painful to hear the realization of "you were always like dad, I never could be" and the fact that he didn't even see it as a good thing anymore? fUCK man, that huRT me. Dean tried so hard to be something he wasn't, he got probably the brunt of the abuse(because he didn't measure up to that metric like Sam always would), and in the end all it got him was...just. so much pain. Like it felt like John left his Broken children behind to get a new one, and just turned them into his quest for revenge. It was SO So fucked
Hey actually speaking of
2. AM I SUPPOSED TO LIKE BEING A HUNTER/JOHN? WHAT HTE FUCK?
YALL ALREADY MARTYRED HIM BUT UR MAKING HIM WORSE?
LIKE ok listen. John's kinda set up as the ideal of hunting. They martyred him! And I was halfway sold provided they didn't mention him again. Then! he did this thing where he abandoned his kids, seeing them only as tools to fulfill his quest for revenge, literally broke them(that too late thing+zachariah saying "it's in your blood" when really it was just trained from a young age), got a NEW family he treated a lot better. I just. I have...NO idea how I'm supposed to see him as a good guy here. Maybe I just kin Dean, or his plight is WAY more sympathetic(it is, Sam is kinda pissing me off), but John's just...coming off worse and worse and they KEEP doing it!
Also! this whole cycle of revenge thing! about how if you keep taking an eye for an eye, everyone ends up blind! they barely escaped this time, and I think this was the second revenge plot that I can think of with MONSTERS alone! it was a BIG theme! Like!! hunting sucks! revenge makes you end up in worse places! it's like this one episode was made to show how SHIT hunting was!
wait who wrote this
Dabb+lofflin. The hunting sucks always comes from-
this GODDAMN INCONSISTE-
3. Fuck John Winchester
4. Individualism. Ok this is a big one. Alongside the whole revenge plot thing(which is BIG, and a hunting sucks), this one drove home the sheer individuality of hunting. But while some of the writers see that as Badass, this one made it seem lonely, and painful. Like the flip side to American Individualism is American Chronic Loneliness. I know this one was used to process the ennui of the post recession/post 9/11 time, and it's doing very well for that, but it kinda ends up like this show is EVERYONE'S therapy all at once! the gang's all here! and we're gonna traumatize you in the process as well.
EDIT: and yeah yeah yada yada american individualism is King and then so is it’s accompanying loneliness in the post 9/11 post war in iraq post recession world(we were not having fun in 08/09)
and I get that this show is the writer’s therapy and whatever
(I just thing this is phrased better)
5. bring him back. Connect! Look. I know it breaks the core ethos of this episode. But having Weird Esoteric Hunter siblings would have been SO FUNNY!
give me more sibling content! Sam+Adam teaming up against the Eldest Sibling Dean WAS SO FUNNY! I WANT MORE OF THAT
6. SAM WHAT THE FU-. Look. I hate John. I very much hate John. They set up the Sam/Dean dichotomy in regards to John first episode, and Sam acting more like an ass+like his dad is. Not making me like him. Also I feel like this was written to sympathize with Dean. Which makes the finale even more ironic, I feel.
7. Listen. Listen. One of you has to keep track of continuity. Like I know this becomes a WAY bigger problem later in the series, but if a certain writer wants to process/examine a certain part of the Life/Story(and they should, they set up a lot of interesting stuff), they have to keep track! Because then the show becomes everything all at once.
Like this show has ALREADY started feeling like fanfic of itself, where it just kinda does whatever it wants with its own concepts. And the concepts are GREAT! but you can TELL how inconsistent it is, even in the kripke era
like it ends up being Study of X, Riff on X! and I think that's where the inconsistency comes from. It's also why it's so fucking Excellent in places.
whelp this was a lot holy hell.
OH AND ONE MORE THING!
Bela didn't fit the narrative. That's why they didn't like her. I said at the beginning that an Int'l art thief does NOT fit the vibe of "grungy Angsty American Midwestern gothic" and I was right. With the lucifer story and the vibe she didn't fit, and so they just killed her as foreshadowing, and only used her like that. God I wish they'd riffed on her, especially because her callouts were all completely correct
we're Bela Salting again
listen she was preppy Jack Sparrow with some spiritualism, how dare you tell me not to like her.
#pawswatchesspn#4x19 jump the shark#this one was a lot of...#I mean I can't say fun#but it was interesting#...I accidentally fucking quoted Gandhi#this show truly is everyone's therapy and I mean that in the worst possible way#this is unrelated to the gandhi thing these are two separate thoughts#And Bedlund wrote on the head of a pin#which was cool#but HE WROTE MONSTER MOVIE! MY PROBABLY FAVORITE EPISODE!#and the fun wishing well one#ok listen if spn was the reason meta shit got popular#or it helped#most of that was cuz of bedlund#....bow down to bedlund for singehandedly popularizing my aesthetic holy hell
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◜ WHO COULD EVER LEAVE ME, DARLING... BUT WHO COULD STAY? ◞
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rangerstop day two
HOLY FUCKING SHIT THE MEGAFORCE RANGERS SHOUTED US OUT AT THEIR PANEL AZIM TOLD EVERYONE ABOUT A GROUP OF FRIENDS FROM ALL OVER THE COUNTRY WHO MET BECAUSE OF POWER RANGERS AND POINTED AT US AND THE MEGAFORCE RANGERS ALL CHEERED AND TOLD US TO STAND UP OH MY GOD
uhhh sorry how do i move on from that how do i even think about anything else. the panel room was CROWDED people were FILMING kat and tabby had gone up to ask questions (which were HUGE hits) and come back and sat down AND THEN AZIM SAID THAT in the middle of a question about. i dont even fucking remember. something about what great community values power rangers has or something? and i guess we were related to power rangers being a community or whatever but bitch. BITCH. he said it and like pointed at us and they all started clapping (this sounds fake as hell i know BUT THERES VIDEO PROOF SOMEWHERE???) and everyone turned to look at us and we were like hi and then like two minutes later azim went “oh wait i have to make a correction, its not a group of girls its three girls and one guy because i think abigail isnt here? right?” and we were like ya so uh moral of the story... azim rizk i would murder ten hundred men for you
ok other things happened too, this will probably not be in chronological order bc i cant think right now
- mike ginn stopped when he saw me and looked for tabby who was hiding behind me when she saw him and he looked around for tabby and did his pointing thing again and it was so cuuute
- kat was talking to christina about how we avoided the cast all day yesterday and she was like “yes but i saw you anyway ;) and i was wondering when you’d come over to say hi!” shes so CUTE and then they talked about her rescue puppy and she was so happy to talk about her puppy
- ciara and christina made ben sign the art presents he gave them, ciara did it first and christina was like OMG WHY DIDNT YOU AUTOGRAPH MINE and made him sign hers too
- christina and i did a WHOLE photoshoot we did a normal pic then a silly pic but then she didnt like so we did a kissy face pic and she was like “oh i think i did a duck face” and im like thats ok so did i AND OUR PICS ARE SO CUTE AND SHE HUGGED ME SO TIGHT I. WOULD. DIE. FOR. YOU. CHRISTINA. MASTERSON.
- selwyn called tabby his girlfriend when i showed up without her he was like “wheres my girlfriend” bc he remembered us from last night and then she came over and he was like THERE YOU ARE and gave her a free selfie (and signed her space dvd with “tj is the real leader of in space” but refused to X out andros’ face bc that was mean) and he covered up najee’s face on her kevin t-shirt and then was upset bc it looked like he was touching her chest and tracy lynn laughed at him over it AND THEN HE TOLD US TO COME TO THE TGIF IN THE HOTEL AFTERWARDS BC THE RANGERS WERE GONNA GO THERE AND GET DRUNK AND HE INVITED US TO HAVE DRINKS W/ HIM but we stood him up because... we are tired... he was like “yeah we have this stupid vip dinner but like we’re gonna try to leave early and just go get fucking smashed” and we were like ur so valid selwyn. i love you.
- kat showed azim my tweets defending megaforce and he had to put the phone down to run his hands through his hair and be like “wow that was such a specific takedown” and kat was like “yeah she just says this shit all the time bc shes seen megaforce five hundred times” and he was like “she was so detailed though she didnt just say ‘you suck’ she put THOUGHT into her takedowns”
- (later when he signed my super megaforce green print he called me “my sista in social media smackdown!!!” complete with that many exclamation points)
- brennan said “i like your hat” to ben five times and he also signed tabby’s as well with his three catchphrases (she asked for him to write “awesome!” and he was like “i had more lines than that....”) he also told us he and the dino charge team were invited back for a dc/nsteel teamup but they kept cancelling them bc of budget reasons till it was just him and yoshi and he was finally like “i told them to just bring yoshi back because like thats his brother” and i was like “but then they didnt even INTERACT” and he was like “i KNOW”
- tabby’s tracy story: she asked tracy if it was uncomfortable fighting in crop tops and short skirts and tracy said “it wasnt uncomfortable but it was hard to not show everything” and she was like “idk why a power ranger would dress like that” and tabby told her ashley should have her own fashion line of athletic wear for fighter girls and tracy was like YES and tabby said she should have been leader of turbo bc she was into cars and tracy said that when they told her that ashley was gonna have a car plot she was like “ew no i dont want to touch greasy car oils” but that she was happy that ashley got to challenge herself
- kat was standing around azim the entire morning and he was introducing her to everyone who came up to him like she was his handler and at one point accidentally implied that she was his girlfriend and kat was like no im not and he was like “oh whoops it did kinda sound like that...” and his actual handler was like “why did u correct him” and kat was like “NO I LOVE HIS GIRLFRIEND”
- when i was taking my pics w/ the megaforce cast and andrew was the sweetest angel and he kept making poses over my shoulder while i giggled and then he asked me for a hug and KISSED MY CHEEK and hugged me so tight and was like “love you guys” I WOULD DIE FOR YOU ANDREW GRAY
- john mark is literally the funniest person alive and he was constantly going around the megaforce booth when we were there like (to ben when he was giving art to ciara and christina) “WHERES MINE” and to me when i was having them sign my megaforce prints “WHERES MINE” hes so funny and i love himmm
- ciara was signing my prints but she got distracted when we asked about her dogs and she stopped and opened her phone and started showing us pics and videos and she was soo happy to talk about her dogs too and then we took our pic and checked it to make sure it looked good and tabby was like “you look gorgeous” and she was like “we BOTH look gorgeous” i cannot believe. AND THEN she threw in a group photo for FREE and we all got in there
- kat was telling us and azim about some douchebag vendor who was like hitting on her and inviting her to an afterparty and was like “are you over 21″ when she was just trying to look at his spd toys and azim was literally “which guy. where. where is he.” HE WAS GONNA KILL THAT GUY FOR KAT HE LOVES HER
- we somehow got on the subject of azim SHAVING HIS BEAUTIFUL BEARD and he was like “oh well we went to the make a wish foundation to meet kids and the beard scares them so i had to shave” and i was like “thats racist” and he was like nooo but u could tell his mind was blown and i was like “cameron didnt shave” and he was like “well cameron is white” and i was like SO YOU ADMIT ITS RACIST and he laughed also im correct
- related but michael copon came over to jessica rey’s table while we were there and she was like “hi michael these are my FRIENDS” and they were talking about how they’re cousins and they’re both half filipino and tabby was like “why didnt they give you any scenes together in the teamup!” and jessica was like “because i was with erin!” and michael was like “because they couldnt have two filipinos together in one scene” power rangers got WOKE man
- kat to andrew: i have a huge troy plushie!
andrew: oh my dogs would rip that up immediately
kat:
andrew: do your dogs not rip things up
kat: i dont... i wouldnt let them...touch my troy plushies...
(we love you andrew. he doesnt even know hes at a con. hes just here to chill.)
- someone at the panel asked a stupid question about “if you could cameo in any other season which season would you pick” like they dont get asked this all the fucking time and the rangers were like hmm like beast morphers or dino charge and then andrew, my husband my light my life, was like “fuck power rangers, i wanna go to the dc universe” (he didnt cuss obviously) but like... king. legend supporting legends. AND THEN CHRISTINA WAS LIKE “oh mood i wanna be in the pokemon universe” and john mark was like “as what” and she was like “i dont know i didnt watch it” QUEEN OF POKEMON she kins jigglypuff
- tabby was at ann marie crouch’s booth and telling her how she loved that princess shayla was the wild force team’s mom and she was like aww yeah i felt such a maternal instinct even though that was before i had my actual child!! shes so cute!! shes so pretty!!
- jessica rey is literally SO WONDERFUL AND FUN TO TALK TO we went to hang out bc tabby wanted her wild force dvd signed and she was just telling us her stories of hanging out w/ the other boys and how she went to drink w/ azim just to keep him company (bc peter and yoshi were there and they were like “we dont drink” nerds) so cuuute and then she had that pic of her and peter and yoshi and they’re making stupid faces and she’s smiling like an angel and she’s like THEY DIDNT TELL ME IT WASNT A SERIOUS PHOTO and i asked her jokingly how much for it and she was like take it its $30 and i was like pls charge me more have my money take my soul
- tabby and kat were at the megaforce booths and jessica rey came over and was like “excuse me what are you guys doing with MY GIRLS” and john mark was like “uh they’re OUR GIRLS” and then cameron pulled jessica over and was like “actually this is MY babe” and then she tried to leave bc she was in the way of ppl in line and azim stopped her and was like “no no stay you’re part of our FAMILY”and uh basically the power rangers family is the cutest family in the whole world thank you good night
- taylor swift wrote gorgeous about andrew gray
#i also talked to peter about the ninja steel finale HES FRIENDS W/ THE CUTE GIRL WHO PLAYED EMMA#he said he told the girl who played emma that there was another ranger she could totally be and i was like IS SHE NINJA STEEL GREEN#because SHE SHOULD BE and he was like no i wouldve told you if there was a ninja steel green lol#hes a liar tho he would not have#and he was playing pokemon go the whole damn time#earth's defenders never shut up#hell clique takes rangerstop#im so tired i love powered rangers
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More Quotes From The Madness (21+ YOI Discord Server)
Wanna join? go ask @yuris-on-ice, only she can help you. Alternate title: what a bunch of ‘adults’ (read: overgrown teenagers) talk about in their ‘down time’ (read: 24/7 even while at work)
frank my furter bitch
teacher: do vore for jesus
Someone is gay and I'm gonna find them lol
I remember when I was at the mall in lolita once. This mother asked me if i did childrens birthday parties. And I just blurted out I hated kids in front of her and her daughter.
do u ever feel like a an old cowboy screaming AAAAAAAAAH in the sky
ChristopheBot: ʕ ᴥ ʔ < I̹̼̯T͉̩̜'̯̠͢S̻͈͜ S̟͓̠N̡̦̠A͙̪͍C̮̤̫K̯̪̩ T̥̦͚I̠̘ͅM̨̹͟E̢̦̩.͈̱͚ I: what happened to his eyes ChristopheBot: ʕ ᴥ ʔ < Ḭ̙̘'̢̥̱L͚̻ͅL̼̮ͅ B̹͖̤Ḛ͈͎ B̻̺̫A͕̘̩C̳͓͍K̡̝͇ V̥͕ͅE̪̲̬R̙̦̞Y̥̪ͅ S̱̘̪O̼͓ͅO̧͇̖N̝̙̺.̖̣̩ B̼̭͢E̳̙ͅ G͎͚̥O͕̬̯O̳̗̖D̼̥̘
I hope Christophe gains sentience and becomes a rogue computer program. Since I'm not having kids, that can be my contribution to eternity
In a world traumatized by sentient Chris-bot, only N with a whip can save the day
ChristopheBot: ʕ ᴥ ʔ < S̨̠ͅN̨̞͜A̬͈̮C̼̙͜K̫̙͉S̜͉͚ A͖̙̰Ŗ͔̟E͙̺̰ A̭̻̙N̮̩͜ I̧̙̫L̟̬̣L̪̩͢U̢͙̠Ş̢̺Į̬͎Ǫ̤͜N͚̙̝
WITNESS THIS BURRITO PAIN
Monks blessing the dead people with sex, that's good to know.
ugh this skin prison
Dear Mrs. Malfoy. I would to bang yer son. I am a little drunc. Plz tell me how to sex him. K thanks. Sicerly, Harry Potter
writing is like fart, if you have to force it it's probably shit
He’s a wheelchair
Is your yaoi free range???
i wish i could kill people and absorb the years they have left into my body and live longer
Is it still spitroasting if one roaster has a vagina? Or is there a different word?
stupid vestigial body parts
developing a severe mental problem involving dolls
At least you have fancy knives for your murder needs.
Fucké
BOTTOM VICTOR IS LIFE
I'm not a communist I just want to kill the rich
gay wizards > serious shite
don't come in my house and admire my dildo collection if you're not old enough for me to shove that dildo inside you
Christophe Bot: You can't feed a dead kitten.
If I were a horse I would lick your salt body
I hear this game called Outside has some pretty crazy PVP
"child amusement experience store"
My Dragonfucking Furniture Builder is still in japan
i just get annoyed when I plan for fluff then someone trips onto a cock... then it is all cum and sweat lol
im here to properly bold the dicks
bleach my flour baby
K: Hi guys what's up N: beastiality and satan, same as always F: We put human dicks up pochayuu's butt we are the best judge of logical
Daddies for sausage.
MEERY DICKMAS
sprng loaded penis confetti
can i fuck the hamster ball
my stream; now with 100% more talk of epilating the hair from your testicles
wouldn't it be nice if i just didn't waste all my time on the internet
should've known he was a dick when he didn't name his chain daddy john's
Help I’m drunk at a work sinner
I had plans for tonight but now I'm just drunk and singing to my hamster how much I love her
missionary, victor on bottom, 1-2-3 fingers and plenty of lube, "i love yous" exchanged, gazing into each other's eyes, slowly thrusting, rings gleaming
niliforv is viktor's bootleg cousin
cockblocked by the human body
I know they're so cute and they're suppose to have really awesome personalities and when they get big they look like giant pink penises
puts a straw into the ass TAKE A FUCKING SIP BABES
i'd let a panda kill me
I’m the biggest homophone
my gender is bitch
Save a moose. Ride a Canadian.
o/ I have met a cute dick!
I'm in the real lube
I'm just really content with my life right now . Isn't perfect or anything, I just have optimism that I can get through it. I love you all.
dont be jealous of my potato wife
we are all potatoes drifting in the void
chris gave me the good nut sauce
Blursed
have this ham as a tolken of my affection
guys I'm playing D&D and my flamboyantly bisexual airship captain just got offered an immortal hookup by a vampire
yll I just shoved my toothbrush up my nose
Glitter is the herpes of the holidays
tell me if u need squid, i am a squid magnet
I COME WHEREVER I WANT
What a Canadian death
bitch viktor ain't real
murder me...but make it sexy
prove they're not splenda daddies then hop on that dick
riding horses is racist
jesus fuck my fingers
i am a free corn kin
"When two souls meet in darkness what happens when there is light" what does that mean
(after sharing yoi season 2 rickroll and everyone falling for it) NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOW- oh wait i just did ¬w¬
this is the only place where eating lipstick is seen as an accomplishment
IT STOPPED BEING ACCIDENTAL WHEN YOU REALIZED AND KEPT EATING IT
you realized you were eating lipstick and then just kept going
If I'm gonna eat lipstick I'mma finish
I'm starved for attention but at least I'm not starved for lipstick
eda maim me
Why do people think they can just ... say something
Your pastry is currently thinking, “donut fucking drop me again.”
i cant just look at a fucking disembodied vagina and be like OOOH YEAH THATS SEXY BECAUSE IM A LESBIAN
I wanna be a mountain
I'm with hamster DOES THAT MEAN YOU ARE PREGNANT WITH A HAMSTER
Phichit blushed and rubbed his stomach with small gently circles. "Yuuri, I need to tell you something. Yuuri startled. "What's wrong Phichit?" Phichit chewed at his bottom lip. "I-I'm with... I'm with hamster Yuuri. I due in February."
CURRY HAMSTER MPREG HAMSTTER PREGNAT WITH HAMSTER CURRY PIZZA HAMSTERPOTATOESHAMSTERELMOEVERYTHINGISONFIRE
Please don't eat or fuck your hamster
are you telling me you jerked off a fish
remember kids, capitalization is the difference between helping your uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse
#quotes from the madness#the madness discord#why is this our chat#it's like a constant acid trip in here tbh
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do all the flower asks too you little heathen
Alisons: Sexuality? pansexual!! i used to go with demirom pansexual but pan alone is good enough
Amaranth: Pronouns/Gender? he/him, it/its is okay too! bigender but also i’m?? leaning towards just trans masc at this point?
Amaryllis: Birthday? dec 11!
Anemone: Favorite flower? oh fuck uhhhh chrysanthemum but only bc i love that word?? i like how flowers look a lot tho
Angelonia: Favorite t.v. show? oh shit fuck uh. there’s a lot but soul eater, desperate housewives, and heroes are three i can think of rn
Arum-Lily: What’s the farthest you’d go for a stranger? i have no clue what this question means!!
Aster: What’s one of your favorite quotes? h
Aubrieta: Favorite drink? soda… root beer, sunkist, and (currently) dr. pepper?
Baby’s Breath: Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? FUCK YEAH FUCK YEAH FUCK YEAH
Balsam Fir: Have you ever been in love? YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Baneberries: Favorite song? THERE’S… A LOT OF THEM, OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD THOUGH, FIRST TO COME TO THOUGHT? between the bars by chris garneau
Basket of Gold: Describe your family. they’re actually pretty good? like, really good. not perfect, though. i still haven’t come out to them, but they’re very good in comparison to many other parents
Beebalm: Do you have a best friend? Who is it? imma go w my irl besties bryson and alyssa they’re fantastic, love them
Begonia: Favorite color? this is hard? i love colors??? fuck? i’ll just go with color combo instead here, which is a tie between red/black/white, and brown/teal/white
Bellflower: Favorite animal? I HAVE A LOT. CATS, DEER, AXOLOTLS??
Bergenia: Are you a morning or night person? night
Black-Eyed Susan: If you could be any animal for a day, what would it be? cat cat cat cat cat
Bloodroots: When you were a kid, what did you want to be when you grew up? teacher, lawyer, forensic psychologist
Bluemink: What are your thoughts on children? love them! they deserve kindness in the world and it makes me sad as hell knowing not all of them have that. no child is inherently evil, they’re still forming and changing and growing, and there’s still a chance to help them be a good person
Blazing Stars: What are you afraid of? Is there a reason why? oh man, lots of things. i’ll go with… *spins the wheel* … abandonment! and yeah lol it’s bc losing people is scary and terrible
Borage: Give a random fact about your childhood. not a fact abt my childhood but apparently i was born with an anxiety disorder lol
Bugleherb: How would you spend your last day on Earth? question too deep, pass
Buttercup: Relationship Status? **MARRIED** i’m not married but i’m happily taken by two of the best people to ever exist ever???
Camelia: If you could visit anywhere, where would you want to go? SEE MY BOY NORSKI
Candytufts: When do you feel most loved? when i’m around my bfs and they’re being cozy and gay and sweet
Canna: Do you have any tattoos? nope!
Canterbury Bells: Do you have any piercings? nope!
California Poppy: Height? fuck you! i’m 4'11
Cardinal Flower: Do you believe in ghosts? sure do babey!
Carnation: What are you currently wearing? pajama pants, socks that are too tight, a tank top, and my bfs heart player hoodie
Catnip: Have you ever slept with a nightlight? yes i still do lol
Chives: Who was the last person you hugged? cotton :D
Chrysanthemum: Who’s the last person you kissed? cotton!
Cock’s Comb: Favorite font? fuck uhhhhhh yes
Columbine: Are you tired? lol ya
Common Boneset: What are you looking forward to? LOVE BOYS LOVE BOYS LOVE BOYS
Coneflower: Dream job? forensic psychologist :c
Crane’s-Bill: Introvert or extrovert? introvert!
Crocus: Have you ever been in love? this was already asked but YES
Crown Imperial: What’s the farthest you would go for someone you care about? ALL THE WAY ALL THE WAY
Cyclamen: Did you have a favorite stuffed animal as a child? What was it? UHHH YYYESSS???? imma go w booger bear, a green bear… shade of boogers
Daffodil: What’s your zodiac sign? sagittarius!
Dahlia: Have you done anything worth remembering? i… guess? maybe??? not really imo but idk!
Daisy: What do you feel is your greatest accomplishment? i have no braincells rn so pass
Daylily: What would you do if your parents didn’t like your partner(s)? cry (they do like them tho thank fuck)
Dendrobium: Who is the last person that you said “I love you” to? COTTON AND NORSKI
False Goat’s Beard: What is something you are good at? d…raw…?
Foxgloves: What’s something you’re bad at? everything lol
Freesia: What are three good things that have happened in the past month? CON! HALLOWEEN SPOOKY STUFF! POTENTIAL MOUSE BABIES which is also a bad thing that happened but shh
Garden Cosmos: How was your day today? it’s been ok
Gardenia: Are you happy with where you’re at in your life? well… not exactly? i’m thrilled to be where i am w my bfs, i’m thrilled that i’ve grown and gotten through some bad trauma, but i want to be doing more, i want to feel accomplished, so.. i’m not :c
Gladiolus: What is something you hope to do in the next year or two? FUCKING MOVE.
Glory-of-the-Snow: What are ten things that make you happy/you’re grateful to have in your life? oh fuck numbers. 1-2) cotton and norski 3) lee!!! 4) my family 3) my friends 4) there’s more but i have no braincells so :p
Heliotropium: What helps you calm down when you feel stressed? nothing
Hellebore: How do you show affection? many
Hoary Stock: What are you proudest of? :D.. i don’t rememeber
Hollyhock: Describe your ideal day. shrug
Hyacinth: What do you like to do in your free time? drrrawww??? procrastinate lol
Hydrangea: How long have you known your best friend? How did you meet them? i’ll go w alyssa! almost 16 years, it was in kindergarten! my aunt had lied abt mama bringing me lunch so i was left kind of just… without any and alyssa stayed behind while i ate when everyone went to recess :’) we also just shared a class but still
Irises: Who can you talk to about (almost) everything? cotton and norski
Laceleaf: How many friends do you have? bitch? how am i supposed to know?
Lantanas: What’s the best compliment you’ve ever received? hhhhhh
Larkspur: What do you think of yourself? suck
Lavender: What’s your favorite thing about yourself? i give a shit about others
Leather Flower: What’s your least favorite thing about yourself? i give a shit about certain others :\
Lilac: What’s something you liked to do as a child? draw
Lily: Who was your best friend when you were a kid? alyssa
Lily of the Incas: What is something you still feel guilty for? SO MANY THINGS HHH JUST. BEING A THOUGHTLESS BITCH.
Lily of the Nile: What is something you feel guilty for that you shouldn’t feel guilty about? retaliating against my abusers and saying harmful things to them while they were basically cornering me bc i had a breakdown and that was ‘rude’ somehow.
Lupine: What does your name mean? Why is that your name? bc im trash! and it means 'thunderous skies’ (i found out that skylar is a popular/overused trans guy name and now i’m sad at myself but also fuck u i love the name skylar it stays as my middle)
Marigold: Where did you grow up? Tell us about it. texas lol i havent moved out of the city ive lived in my whole life
Morning Glory: What was your bedroom like growing up? its never been personalized… it’s… just a bed, a tv (not anymore but thats ok) and thats it. currently its two beds but, again, thats it
Mugworts: What was it like for you as a teenager? Did you enjoy your teenage years? depression!
Norwegian Angelica: Tell us about your mom. shes great!! she sucks sometimes and doesn’t understand my boundaries at all (maybe she does and just purposefully ignores them), and she babies me to fucking hell, but she’s very very nice and tries her best and i appreciate her
Onions: Tell about your dad. we don’t mention him he’s a piece of shit :\ my step dad’s great tho lol
Orchid: Tell about your grandparents. ging and popo are treasures to this earth
Pansy: What was your most memorable birthday? What made it be so memorable? i don’t want to talk about that.
Peony: What was your first job? haven’t had it yet
Petunia: If you’re in a relationship, how did you meet your partner(s)? If you’re not in a relationship, how did you meet your crush/how do you hope to meet your future partner(s), if you want any? COTTON: MET HIM IN A HOMESTUCK KIN SERVER. NORSKI: COTTON’S OLD FRIEND, INTRODUCED US. the first thing i ever said to him was great…
Pincushion: How do you deal with pain? i don’t.
Pink: Where is home? where the heart is uwu
Plantain Lilies: If you could go back in time, what is one thing you would stop/change? terrible people from hurting millions of others.
Prairie Gentian: Who is someone you look up to? Describe them. norski tbh? he’s so talented and brave and has done so much in life. he’s not perfect but he’s grown so much and tried so hard to do good and i’m so proud of him and admire him a lot
Primrose: Describe your ideal life. no mental illness, with financial stability, and also the world wouldn’t have fucking oppression and harm in it tbh.
Rhodendron: What is something you used to believe in as a child? THAT BUTTERFLIES WERE VENOMOUS AND IF IT TOUCHED U U’D DIE.
Ricinus: Who’s the most important in your life? norski and cotton… and also lee
Rose: What’s your favorite sound? my bfs’ voices
Rosemallows: What’s your favorite memory? most memories of good times we’ve had
Sage: What’s your least favorite memory? :) pass
Snapdragon: At this moment, what do you want? TO CUDDLE MY FUCKING HUSBANDS. also to go pee i’m gonna go pee intermission break here pee break done
St. John’s Wort: Is it easy or difficult for you to express how you feel about things? :D hard!
Sunflower: What is something you don’t want to imagine life without? norski or cotton hh
Sweet Pea: How much sleep did you get last night? uhhhh a good amount???
Tickseed: What’s your main reason to get up every morning? staying in bed hurts my body
Touch-Me-Not: How do you feel about your current job? that i wish i had one
Transvaal Daisy: What’s your favorite item of clothing? i have a rly hot hoodie now…
Tropical White Morning Glory: Describe your aesthetic. EDGY BUT COLORFUL
Tulip: What would be the best present to get you? stuffed animals… esp pokemon ones (or video games)
Vervain: What’s stressing you out most right now? life :D!!!!
Wisteria: How many books have you read in the past few months? What were they called? I DON’T READ HHHHHHH
Wolf’s Bane: Where do you want to be in life this time next year? living with cotton like… permanently (also spending time w norski irl!!!!!!!!! pls!)
Yarrow: Do you know what vore is? :)
Zinnia: Give a random fact about yourself. I DON’T HAVE A BRAIN RN
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SPN 2X3 Bloodlust
Look I know Sam gets addicted to blood somewhere, is it here? or is that set up here?
I have said it every episode thus now, but the licensed fmv’s they’re making the previously ons are giving me such a good experience
FUN TIMES YALL OK LET’S GET ONTO THE ANGST OF THE DEAD DAD OR SOMETHING
ah lovely a Woman you know that means she's dead
OH MOTHERFUCKER SHE JUST GOT DECAPITATED
FUCKING YEAH BACK IN BLACK
O H M Y GOD THE SEROTONIN FROM HEARING THIS SONG
I’M LITERALLY FUCKING TEARING UP
NOPE I’M REWINDING IT I WANNA HEAR IT AGAIN
I do not much care for the zoom in on the car because I don’t care about cars but HOLY FUCK DO I LOVE THE SONG
at least the impala’s back
Listen...Dean breaks the speed limit to AC/DC’s back in black....I break the speed limit to AC/DC’s back in black
look I’m not saying I kin him necessarily but it’s nice to feel seen
listen...Dean is...quite terrible...with people actually when he’s supposed to lie
I feel like he’s not as fine as he’s pretending to be, I feel like that’s the point
I saw this post where it’s like Dean’s bad with people, I feel like it’s more Dean can’t lie to save his life. He’s plenty charismatic when he wants to be
oho ho ho Fangs time
MORE VAMPIRE LORE FUCK YEAH
ah so they’re both acting a little bit off regardless of what they’re saying
the “lying to themselves” energy is on point
wait who’s the guy following them, I know that guy
I just realize they call their vampire related episodes a blood-related title(bloodlust, dead man’s blood), which is so funny
I KNOW THAT ACTOR HE WAS IN MAISEL?? THE AGENT?? I THINK
why does this man know so much about their dad
WHY DOES E V E R Y O N E Know about their dad, grow PAST him goddammit
STERLING K BROWN that’s his name
hey he’s a hunter too? that’s pretty cool
“Guys get out” Yes I’m sure they’ll do that
I do love how he just has a fucking sword
ok so attack the vampire, vampire fights back, Sam and Dean show up, showing they were Totally Justified to be the protagonists
well that’s a gruesome way to kill someone Dean what the fuck
AND he’s covered in blood great good job guys
I LOVE how this man talks, it’s very Smooth
pfft and Sam is gonna be a N E R D and be weird
to be fair, seeing your big bro decapitate someone like that is uh...well it’s a Lot
JOHN WAS TAKING HIM ON HUNTS AT 16 WHAT IS WRONG WITH HIM
I do love the swap of stories, and I love how this guy has a WAY different backstory(couldn’t save sister, went on quest for revenge and left home, learned stuff on his own)
“took some terrible beatings” ??? J O H N ??
I hate John so much what the fuck
“Game face on” :( :( :(
“hole inside you, gets bigger”
this guy always gets these monologues doesn’t he
I mean he’s good at them but still
I love Ellen’s mom energy
...this guy....threatening vibes
the “no moral gray” is...scary
A H FUCK THEY JUMPED SAM IN HIS ROOM
that’s a cool shot with the dying sun+car
the teeth coming in was just...so animated
like it wasn’t scary it was just funny
look I know teasing them about their budget isn’t fair, but it’s fun
Sam please stop antagonizing the vampires, you’re currently being held captive
OH these vampires are morally grey, that’s the idea
why is the vampire’s name Eli
this Not Like Other Vampires is SENDING me
ah the “what is a hunter” debate
kill the non-humans
FINALLY some moral gray? like idk if I like how that works, but...something?
substitute for Dad... great they’re doing this now
OPE and DEAN PUNCHED SAM
LITErALLY ONE NORMAL WAY OF EMOTING
and Dean has to hotwire his precious car pfft
of course they’re both good at this dumbassery, their dad made sure of that at least
That’s about the least he did
All I can think about is Dean’s Demon Bf during this Sad Conversation
good for him(them?)
the music vaguely reminds me of Avengers
THAT FUCKIGN MUSIC STING WHEN HE SHOWS UP
IT’S THE DUMBEST MUSIC CHOICE EVER
...great a gratuitous torture scene...this is So Fun whee....
....ah and the morally complex character went and killed his sister
WHAT THE F U C K COME ON GUYS
THERE’S A WAY TO WRITE MORALLY GREY BUT NOT THIS
well taunting her like this is...super cruel...on so many levels
DAMN Dean changed his tune quick
AH “you’re a killer” I knew that brutal way to kill was gonna come back
and ending on a punch, I wish I could say I was surprised
“we can go” was so airy...boi
Sam vs Dean are actively wearing different types of clothes, that’s Nice Characterization
DAMN did Dean do a quick 180
“Dad wasn’t perfect” OH THANK GOD FINALLY
aw Dean sounds choked up
Aw and Sam says he’ll stay
aight wrap up:
1. Did not like how complex characters got overwritten for Dean and Sam(but really Dean) to learn a lesson. That just...that was wasted potential my guy
2. And there are ways to do the moral grayness, but this felt just....shoehorned and done so quickly. I get that low budget, no time, etc but still, :/
3. I did like the addition to the world, until it got fucked up, and I do appreciate a lil moral complexity
4. plus good sibling shit at the end :)
yeah that’s all i got this time. this is certainly a show to exist
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