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POV: You’re me earlier this year (January-ish) caught between 2 fandoms
Horror belongs to Sour-Apple-Studios
TMNT redesigns belong to me (@friedonionchkn )
#my art#andboneappetit#been a while since i drew muscles-#oh welp ¯\_(ツ)_/¯#BRO I WAS DOIN WELL IN THE TMNT FANDOM THEN UNDERTALE COMES OUT OF NOWHERE AND PULLED ME SO HARD I GOT WHIPLASH-#undertale#undertale au#utmv#horrortale#sans#horror sans#tmnt#teenage mutant ninja turtles#tmnt au#tmnt leonardo#tmnt leo#tmnt donatello#tmnt donnie#tmnt raphael#tmnt raph#tmnt michelangelo#tmnt mikey#self insert#meme#shitpost
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i have NO excuse for this 😭😭 (@ghosts-in-season showed me this One Pic and ofc i had to draw funny arkayne fanart about it)
inspo under cut
#i dont even ship them#this is for the arkayne shippers out there#malevolent#malevolent podcast#malevolent fanart#masked#my art#OH NO I FORGOT TO MAKE ARTHURS BUTTON YELLOW#welp ¯\_(ツ)_/¯#happens to the best of us
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BECOMING CARMEN SANDIEGO + Julia's tablet ║ New York City, Bern, Chichen Itza, Cairo, Poitiers, and Shanghai
#my post#screencap#carmen sandiego 2019#cs 2019 trivia#julia argent#carmen sandiego#plus location IDs if you click!#reference material#also i've been sticking all the location/reference/nifty details i've picked up in the 'cs 2019 trivia' tag#nixariel#oh. apparently they're not showing up on mobile? welp. okay then i guess the IDs are desktop-only :\ but they are there at least ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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they flipped emmet fsr but it doesnt rly make a difference. slapped nonetheless
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No you don’t understand in Siege & Storm Alina was already kinda becoming corrupted with power and leading and Mal was there to witness it and call her out on it. In the show Mal is instead away from Ravka as Alina is becoming more corrupted and he won’t be there to witness it. What’s gonna happen when he comes back huh???
#You think maybe he would get a dream or something from the darkling being like “¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I told you so”#Oh Mal you got a big storm coming#Mal: Oh boy I can’t wait to visit my two favorite people that I know will do good for this country#One of them is currently a demon and the other is becoming mad with power and Ravka is struggling Zoya has her head in her hands#Like welp#Did I make with some polyamory in mind?? Perhaps#Shadow and bone netflix#shadow and bone season 2#mal oretsev#malyen oretsev
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This applies so much to other social circles too! Hanging out with me has become the gateway drug to getting diagnosed with adhd and/or autism
The funny thing about figuring out youre neurodivergent is looking through your family and starting to notice youre definitely not the only one
#oh no I'm not like that I'm normal#wait what do you mean not everybody does that thing?#so I looked at some memes like you suggested and they are all super relatable#welp I think I might not be neurotypical after all#It's always like that#and usually they end up trans too ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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I've just spent a good half hour landscaping my sims' front yard and I won't even know what it's gonna look like until the season changes cuz everything's dead and gray. I could’ve spent that time on furnishing the inside, fuck XD
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when Teen got hurt I was like "OH $#% ARE WE GONNA DO ANGST??" and then he collapsed and Agatha FREAKED OUT and I was like "YEAH MAN WE'RE DOING ANGST"
Like the way the episode started with Sharon being dead and Agatha being like "Welp ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ guess that happened!" and then Teen was dying and she was so upset and her voice was cracking and she was holding his head and watching him while he was unconscious. She put the walls back up almost as soon as she saw he was ok but it happened. We saw you Agatha. I don't care what Rio said, that's your boy now.
#agatha all along#agatha harkness#agatha all along teen#billy maximoff#billy kaplan#wiccan#marvel#mcu#ow
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I love that at any moment any member of young justice is willing to lie about being the parent of any other member’s baby. They’re all ride or die and that includes raising each other’s kids. Most of them did not have adequate adult supervision as young heroes so they’re gonna be the parents they didn’t have.
Look, friend, it's only a lie if they don't wholeheartedly, full-out MEAN it.
Bart: hey Cassie guess what I went time-travelling again and a couple of your descendents were in kinda a weird custody sitch with the gods so I'm a father now! Also Ares is totally furious with me but it's cool, he won't know that for a couple hundred years. (◕ω◕)
Cassie: Oh, Tim actually DID successfully make a clone, welp, I guess I'm punching a cloning tube and if Batman asks about Tim's lil' mental breakdown here I'm just a mom, this is my baby, I made him out of clay and Batman doesn't know enough about magic to prove any different. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Kon: Yo, Bart, Hypertime was up to some shit again and long story short, I met your daughter from an alternate timeline and I kidnapped her. Like, I kidnapped her a LOT. Anyway want split custody or wanna move in together? (づ。◕w◕。)づ
Tim, arms spilling over with multiple tiny Kons stolen from Cadmus 2.0: These are my children now. (( ʘ‿ʘ ))
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AWWWWW MINNIE!!! *HEAVILY BLUSHES*
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Lmao
Me: *forcefully pulling the MK Characters away from NRS*
Me: Hand them over! HAND THEM OVER!!
Me: You get to play with them once you learn how to treat them properly!
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Girl! You definitely helped! I mean adding Lisa was GENIUS!!!🩵💙🩵💙🩵
Also making her the scarier sibling was gold!
Everybody thinks Bi-Han is the scary one cause he's """"evil"""" But NOPE! That's Lisa Liang!
Also, you once described her as bigger than Bi-Han and I LOVED IT! I knew I had to make her a big and buffy gal! (As big and buff as my art style allows anyways)
Poor Kuai ended up being the youngest and shortest sibling! Homie just can't catch a break!✊️😔 (he is still huge in comparison to the Scorpions tho)
Heya, folks! Look what the tide brought! It's ma girl!
☆☆☆☆SCORPION!HARUMI☆☆☆☆
Click to see all the details and extra info!
If you just got here, this is Harumi Hasashi in her Spider Gwen Era!
This is a reality where Harumi became the Scorpion of the Shirai Ryu!
I wrote an entire backstory for her and had lots of fun brainstorming with my gal @mikka-minns, and you can find it all right here!
And as I was specially inspired, I also made a second design! May I introduce you to:
☆☆☆☆Sub-Zero!Lisa Liang☆☆☆☆
She was Minnie's idea!
Lisa Liang is the forgotten Sub-Zero Sibling, but here she has a special role being Harumi's main Sub-Zero rival and love interest!
Lisa's personally is quite similar to Kuai Liang in Battle of the Realms. She is driven by her emotions, devoted, dedicated and extremely stubborn!
But her tough exterior hides a bold and gentle heart! She is extremely caring of her family and those she consider friends and allies. Never dare to cause harm to her loved ones, you do not wish to be on the receiving end of her wrath!
Much like her older brother, Bi-Han, Lisa has gathered countless enemies, to which would prove to be too much for a single warrior, luckily for the Cryomancer, she is not alone, for her guardian, her Scorpion, her lover, Harumi Hasashi, dutifully and loyally fights alongside her in every battle!
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You met the Girlfriends! Now allow me to introduce you to some other members of this AU!
KUAI LIANG:
Youngest of the Sub-Zero Siblings! Being 9 years younger than Bi-Han and 3 minutes younger than Lisa, Kuai had to learn form a young age how to stand his ground so he wouldn't be bossed around by their own siblings!
Naturally born leader and wise beyond his age. He and Lisa lead the Lin Kuei to a new era of prosperity as defenders of Earthrealm!
Kuai was the first to reach out and seek to make peace with Harumi, once she had proven deserving of his forgiveness.
As he was also under the Scorpion's protection, he had spent plenty of time with her, and they soon became close friends, they would confide to each other from the most mundane to the deepest secrets.
He was the first Harumi confided her love for Lisa. And he was also the first Lisa confided her love for Harumi.
He told both the same thing: Well, wasn't that obvious?
BI-HAN (AND SAREENA)
The oldest of the Sub-Zero Siblings, Bi-Han is known to be ruthless, cruel and merciless to all his enemies!
And though he lives up to his reputation, few know that he is not beyond merciful acts, "never women and children" is his one rule!
And even after he was swallowed by darkness and driven to madness under Quan Chi's spells, this one rule remained.
With one solemn exception: His murderer, the Scorpion of the Shirai Ryu.
For years, he sought revenge. And he would fight anyone who dared to stand in his way, even his own twin siblings.
He felt betrayed the first time they fought. Betrayed, heartbroken, confused and extremely angry! He could not comprehend why his own siblings would chose this Shirai Ryu, his killer, over him!
He would keep fighting them for years, each time more aggressively, more heartbroken, till one day his sister stood bravely between him and his prey, "If you want her, you will have to kill me first" she told him. And as much as he hated his siblings at that moment, he could never hurt them.
He disappeared after that fight, back to Netherrealm. He could not comprehend, couldn't fathom why his sister would ever put her life in such a risk for some Scorpion!
He stayed in hell for the years to come, but not alone. He had made himself a friend, a demon called Sareena. She was nice to him, and dreamed with a life if freedom, out of Netherrealm.
He liked to hear her escape plans, and after some time, he even started to come up with some plans of his own and brainstorm with her. Till one day, they managed to escape!
Sareena was happy, she bounced and giggled happily, regarding her new surroundings in awe.
Bi-Han loved that sight of her. He loved her. And he would never let anything or anyone hurt her!
And it hit him.
Why his sister would not let him hurt that stupid little Scorpion.
Bi-Han never apologised to Harumi for trying to kill her. He never even apologised to his own siblings. He never felt he truly owed them an apology.
But he did tell them he would not let any harm come to them. To any of them.
Kuai, always the diplomat, invited him and Sareena to join them for lunch someday.
"We will see..." was his only response, "we will see..."
HANZO HASASHI
Harumi has met Hanzo twice in her life.
First time she met him, was when they were kids. He came to her village one day, and requested the Grandmaster himself to give him a home to live and in exchange he would train to become the greatest of all warriors!
It was a bold request for such a small child, but Harumi never doubted him, much due to her own ambitions being quite similar, if not the same as his!
Harumi, dreamed of being Scorpion!
It did not take long before the two of them started to get along! They would play together and when the time came, they started to train together!
They had a pact, the two of them: "We will help each other become the best warriors of the clan! And whoever becomes Scorpion names the other as their second in command!"
One pact they dutifully kept! Harumi was named Scorpion and she took Hanzo as her Second in Command, and in that same day, she also took him as her husband.
Harumi loved Hanzo deeply. And together they build a home for themselves and their son. They were her world.
But that world was brutally taken from her. Hanzo was taken from her. And from that day on, she would never be the same.
The second time she met Hanzo he was not quite her Hanzo.
He was from another reality, one in which he was named Scorpion and she was his Second in Command. She was also his wife, mother of his son, his world. World that was also brutally taken from him.
He was not exactly like her Hanzo, even if subtly, she could tell he was his own person, but happily, he was a person she grew to adore!
He was lovely, with the biggest of all heats. She could tell his Harumi was loved by him.
Their meeting was quite a necessary event, things buried deeply in their hearts finally found their say out and a feeling of peace hovered above them.
Closure was found. And with it, a newly found need to move on!
They were quite similar, this Hanzo and Harumi. There was much about their lives they shared, good and bad.
But it was when he confided his love not for her but for his world's Kuai Liang that she realised another similarity:
That Scorpion is bound to fall in love with Sub-Zero.
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Oh Hey! You made it!!! How you liking this AU so far?
Have any ideas? Questions? Suggestions? Please share them all! I would love to make this AU grow!!
@mikka-minns, my darling! Again, thank you for the ideas! I hope you are enjoying this AU specially! Lysm💛🩷💛🩷💛🩷
Also, please, have some icons!💛💙
#when canon scares us we find shelter in fanon#Oops! My hand slipped and redeemed Bi-Han again!🫢#<-woopsie Daisy! Welp! Cant go back now😉#<- Oh well what can I do? I guess he will have to stay that way then ¯\_(ツ)_/¯#Scorpion!Harumi AU#harumi hasashi#lisa liang#bi han#kuai liang
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AI used on my story. Wow.
Well, it happened.
I guess they're talking about the AI mention I put in my summary for the story.
Because you know. I don't want my shit I've worked on for hours stolen. Like my writing of thousands of words and my multiple illustrations. Imagine. I'm so crazy for not wanting that. /s
I can't believe they were so fucking pissy abt that little detail they literally stole my work and now it's in an AI somewhere/everywhere.
With no credit or anything to me or my hard work writing it. I spent hours on this. I like Genshin and this niche AU enough to explore it and this is the feedback I fucking get.
Because someone had to like be political about AI??
Like literally just one hurt bastard who has probably never written more than a paragraph in their life, so now they gotta ruin shit for me and everyone else. Keep your miserable life to yourself. Or y'know.
Log off.
Also the catus tears comment? Dude get more creative. Oh shit sorry that's probably why you're so horny for AI.
ALSO NOT THEM DOING THIS FOR A GENSHIN READER INSERT FANFIC
Im sorry u obv kno i love this genre, i mean its my fanfic, but BRO 💀
Welp if it's literally going to make my story a target, then I guess I'll take it out for now.
This has seriously made me consider outright deleting this work. And that's something I never wanted to do to a fanfic if i ever wrote some. I was planning to just orphan it or smth instead if it ever came to that. But shit like this makes me wanna reconsider...
^^^ Well more like not continuing it i mean, but dont worry ill keep going if for nothing else to let them know im still writing abt genshin
I'm turning off guest comments for now. And leaving that one as a comment of shame.
Wish I could pin it tbh ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Safe Travels in these dark times guys,
💀♒️
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😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫 oh my- collared sunmoon will now be living in my head rent free for ages, those rascals! I had anamatronic sunmoon in mind, but slasher sunmoon 😍 I honestly can't pick between them, and your work is making me giddy as always~ thank you for art-ing!
omg lolol it didn’t even occur to me until i was about to post that you might've been talking about animatronic suoon. i've been so au-pilled lately
o well guess i’ll have to draw moer dca in collars ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ aw jeez aw darn gosh welp, if i HAVE to
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CARMEN SANDIEGO (2019) + title sequence locations ║ Kyoto, Pisa, New York City, Chichen Itza, the Sahara, Singapore, Agra, and Paris [1/2]
#my post#carmen sandiego 2019#cs 2019 trivia#carmen sandiego#title sequence#backgrounds#plus location IDs if you click on the gifs!#except for the first bc that one didn't seem to have a real-world correlate#also i've been sticking all the location/reference/nifty details i've picked up in the 'cs 2019 trivia' tag#my gif#reference material#nixariel#oh. apparently they're not showing up on mobile? welp. okay then i guess the IDs are desktop-only :\ but they are there at least ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Adult Mun Talk
Welp. The hospital where I did my marketing got bought out by another hospital, and they’ve cut their communications team about 90%—including my position. 🥲 I’ll be with them until the 12th and then I’m off.
As hard as it was being away from Baby V all day, I’ll miss that job. It was nice having my own office. I liked the work and I did it well! I’ll definitely make sure to save some reports to show off for future applications…it stinks.
Luckily we are VERY fortunate that it’s not an immediate “oh shit panic” thing for us financially, but things are pretty tight on one budget and it makes us both a little nervous.
I have a friend in my Discord mom group who’s part of a remote marketing agency, so I’m going to look into working with them. They likely won’t pay the same but who knows, maybe this will work out better? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Send me your spare positive vibes, friends. I’ll try to put them to good use. ❤️
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struck by your lightning, chii
reader’s pronouns: he/him
here’s chapter one [you’ll want to read this first, otherwise this part won’t make much sense]
as i mentioned in part one, this is a chat fic and the formatting was mostly made for ao3. it’s a lil wonky here, so here’s the ao3 version if you’d prefer to read that :)
a lil recap of last chapter: you're assigned to work the red carpet at a national awards gala. there, you interview tons of celebrities, including kaminari! kaminari is super nice & you leave the event feeling exhausted, relieved, and satisfied all at once. you return home to take a light nap, only to wake up to a notification from your phone. it seems kaminari is texting you...? that's weird.
Direct Message
You: SKJNFIOE LK>BFGJSL B>GEJRHKR BLWUIFKGJ ER
Kaminari Denki: u good?
You: TOTALLY COMPLETELY FINE
Kaminari Denki: OKAY, GOOD ?
You: YEP…
You: 😶
Kaminari Denki: 😶 😶
You: sorry i didn’t believe you
You: i have to be careful with messages from unknown numbers…
You: well, you get it, i’m sure.
Kaminari Denki: ya i get it
You: also, i have something to say to you
Kaminari Denki: wassup
You: waffles are better fck u
Kaminari Denki: ur so wrong.
You: I AM ABSOTLEUYL NOT
Kaminari Denki: LMFAO YOU ABSOTLEUYL ARE
You: FUCK U
Kaminari Denki: 😘
You: hold on. hold onnnnnn.
You: how’d u get this number ??
You: pls don’t tell me my number is leaked
Kaminari Denki: nahhh it’s not leaked
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You have to breathe a sigh of relief at that. It’s not like you’re an important public figure or anything, but the thought of anyone having access to your phone number sends shivers down your spine. You already get enough spam calls.
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Kaminari Denki: i got ur number cuz…
Kaminari Denki: idol perks
You: you just asked my coworker, didn’t you
Kaminari Denki: yup
You: sigh…
Kaminari Denki: they told me that if i hurt you
Kaminari Denki: they’d murder me
You: gsjfdkheng3oaejk….
You: just give me a moment to scream
Kaminari Denki: …
You: ok im bck
Kaminari Denki: LOL dude ur good dw abt it 😭
Kaminari Denki: i thought it was kinda cute actually
You: unfortunately, they were dead fucking serious… they could kill a bitch
You: i wouldn’t be surprised if they’ve already killed someone, actually…
Kaminari Denki: well that’s comforting
You: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
You: also, congrats on the award !
Kaminari Denki: thx
Kaminari Denki: does this mean you’ll listen to my music now?
You: maybe
Kaminari Denki: hmph :/
You: why?
Kaminari Denki: why what?
You: idk. why do you care? it’s not like my listening will give you any money
Kaminari Denki: …
Kaminari Denki: cause ur cute and i like you?
You: what
Kaminari Denki: wha
You: what
Kaminari Denki: wha
You:
Kaminari Denki: welp i’m just gonna go then 🏃🏃🏃
You: no waittt
You: sorry, you just surprised me
Kaminari Denki: no one’s ever said that to you before?
You: well, i mean, yeah, but…
Kaminari Denki: who. when. where. why.
You: plssss
You: what album should i start on then
Kaminari Denki: lightning
You: oki
Kaminari Denki: tell me how u like it after ;0
You: okiii
You: alr i’m gonna go to bed
Kaminari Denki: gn (´。• ω •。`)
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Kaminari: it’s been a week are you alive
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You grimace at the notification displayed on your lock screen. Admittedly, you hadn’t meant to ignore him- time just slipped away from you. Guilt stews in your chest all the same.
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You: no i’m definitely not
Kaminari: sooo what’d ya think
You: oh SHIT that’s what i forgot to do
You: im so sorryyyyy the agency has been running me ragged 🙏
Kaminari: don’t apologize for doing ur job,, lol
Kaminari: what are they having you do?
You: whaleeee
You: before, i was more of a local reporter
You: but since the awards, i’ve actually been interviewing other celebrities and stuff
Kaminari: oh
You: it’s weird, tbh
Kaminari: ya a lot of music folks are pretty weird
You: says you
Kaminari: oi! i’m not weird 😡
You: im jk lolll
Kaminari: you know for a reporter you have awful grammar
You: well fck u2 then
Kaminari: :P
You: people keep recognizing me now,,, it’s weird
You: like literally a girl came up to me yesterday and was like “you interviewed kaminari!!”
Kaminari: oh shit lol
You: right?
You: other than that, i’ve been good
You: hbu? you’ve probably been busy
Kaminari: nah, not that much. just writing new music.
You: oh cool
You: speaking of music
You: i really liked your album
Kaminari: rly? u listened to it?
You: ofc i did!!!! it was cool
Kaminari Denki: what was ur fave song :P
You: probably shockwave!
You: it was very heartfelt
Kaminari: yeah… i wrote that one in the midst of a breakup
You: awe :(
You: at least it made a great song, haha
Kaminari Denki: yeah, that’s a good way to think about it actually
You: 😌
Kaminari Denki: so what other music do you listen to, then?
Kaminari Denki: besides mine, obviously
You: i listen to sero’s music sometimes
Kaminari Denki: skljehgeiroljhngejlrkshg
You: have you heard of him?
Kaminari Denki: …
Kaminari Denki: yes
You:
Kaminari Denki:
You:
You: r u good?
You: u got rly weird all of a sudden
Kaminari Denki: one sec, i need to kill a bitch
You: wut
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Direct Message
Kaminari: SERO I AM GOING TO MURDER YOU
Sero Brain Cells: I’M SORRY I DIDN’T MEAN TO RIP YOUR POSTER
Sero Brain Cells: IT WAS AN ACCIDENTTTTTT
Kaminari: what
Sero Brain Cells: what
Kaminari: what poster.
Sero Brain Cells: ohshit💀
Kaminari: sero. what poster.
Sero Brain Cells: ur limited edition one….? ha…… ha……
Kaminari: wow i am literally going to kill you twice
Sero Brain Cells: NO PLS SPARE ME
Kaminari: and to think that wasn’t even what i was going to talk to you about
Kaminari: damn
Kaminari: ok. focus, kaminari.
Sero Brain Cells: i swear i’ll make it up to you bro
Kaminari: you will?
Sero Brain Cells: yes just ask for a favor. any favor and i’ll do it
Kaminari: perfect. stop making music forever.
Sero Brain Cells: okay
Kaminari: nice
Sero Brain Cells: great
Kaminari: perfect
Sero Brain Cells: wait WHAT THE FUCK
Kaminari: u heard me hoe
Sero Brain Cells: wtf crawled up ur ass dude
Kaminari: i asked my friend what kind of music he listens to and he said yours
Sero Brain Cells: holy shit ur talking to that reporter?
Kaminari: HOW IN THE HELL
Kaminari: LITERALLY HOW DID YOU KNOW
Sero Brain Cells: lmfaooo
Sero Brain Cells: kami, i know all of ur other friends. bc they’re also my friends.
Kaminari: sighhhhh
Sero Brain Cells: anyway. he listens to my music?
Kaminari: -_-
Sero Brain Cells: that’s cool tbh
Kaminari: -_-
Sero Brain Cells: give him my number, will u?
Kaminari: i despise you
Kaminari: why are we friends
Sero Brain Cells: because i’m sexy and hot and funny?
Kaminari:
Sero: <3 ?
Kaminari: … <3
Sero Brain Cells: and bc i make good music? ;)
Kaminari is offline.
Sero Brain Cells: damn 💀
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Direct Message
You: u good, dude…? it's been a few days…
Kaminari Denki: definitely… dude.
You: don’t kill sero, pls? I like his music :$
Kaminari Denki: oof
You: i’m messing with you
You: although i do actually like his music a lot
Kaminari Denki: staHp
You: but i like ur music more ;)
Kaminari Denki: DSNJKGLJSNJGFKSGJLS
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Direct Message
Kaminari Denki: oh!! also!!! i completely forgot- u left ur placard on the red carpet the other day
You: oh FUCKKKKKK MEEEEE
Kaminari Denki: i mean if you insist
You:
Kaminari Denki:
You:
Kaminari Denki: [placard.jpg]
[placard.jpg]: A picture of the ever-familiar placard that you had at the red carpet. The back is filled with your rampant scribblings and notes. It’s hardly legible once you really look at it. Upon closer investigation, there’s a note in glittery gold ink at the bottom with a cute doodle of a Pikachu. Evidently, that was Kaminari’s doing.
You: AKSJHGSDJSHJKHJS THANK YOU FOR SAVING IT
You: omfg that would’ve been so bad if someone else had gotten ahold of it…
Kaminari Denki: yeah some of these notes are hilarious, dude
Kaminari Denki: “Don’t ask Ground Zero anything. Ever.”
You: NOOOOOO you weren’t supposed to see that
Kaminari Denki: “Don’t ask Shoto about his father,” is a rly good one actually
You: oh goddddd pls spare me
Kaminari Denki: dude it’s okay calm down
Kaminari Denki: do u want it back
You: yeah ig
You: wouldn’t want to leak industry secrets 🙄
You: since u have it… can u just mail it to me
Kaminari Denki: don’t have ur address
You: well i’ll just give it to you then, dude
Kaminari Denki: i don’t have postal
You: wut 😶
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Direct Message
Kaminari: DUDE HELP MEEEEE
Kaminari: SOS SOS SO FUCKING S
Sero Brain Cells: what’d u do this time
Kaminari: so yk how the cuteass reporter dropped his placard and i picked it up
Sero Brain Cells: u did??? dawg ur whipped 💀
Kaminari: THAT’S NOT IMPORTANT
Kaminari: but anyway i texted him abt it today and he said i could just mail it to him
Kaminari: but!! i was hoping to see him again and obv i didn’t want that to happen
Sero Brain Cells: and????
Kaminari: and�� [textconvo.screenshot]
Sero Brain Cells: oh i know you did nottttt
Kaminari: I PANICKED AND SAID I DIDN’T HAVE POSTAL
Sero Brain Cells: yeah,,,, i can see that…..
Kaminari: I'M SO DONE
Sero Brain Cells: dude no ur not
Kaminari: wut
Sero Brain Cells: this is ur chance!!!!!! u can get him to hang out w u by offering to give him the placard thingy
Kaminari: have i ever told u that ur a genius
Sero Brain Cells: not enough, evidently
Kaminari: WELL UR A GENIUS
Kaminari is offline.
Sero Brain Cells: well, ty
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Direct Message
Kaminari Denki: oi i have an idea
You: what’s up
Kaminari Denki: abt the placard
You: yes?
Kaminari Denki: ur agency’s near that one cafe right
You: espressobeanz? yes
Kaminari Denki: i can meet u there tmrw
You: um what
Kaminari Denki: ?
You:
Kaminari Denki:
You: wait what
Kaminari Denki: what?
You: idk, just… don’t you have more important things to do
Kaminari Denki: not rly
You: ok…
Kaminari Denki: plus i wanna hang out :(
You: ohhhh oki
You: wait holup holdup
You: the cafe is kinda public… r u gonna be ok
Kaminari Denki: why wouldn’t i be
You: idk don’t you get mobbed in public whenever people recognize you
Kaminari Denki: i mean yeah but it’s fine
You: u sure?
Kaminari Denki: yep!
You: okiii sounds like a plan then
Kaminari Denki: cool
You: i get off work at 3pm so let’s just meet then?
Kaminari Denki: 👍
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Direct Message
Kaminari: omfg sero ur forgiven for ripping my poster
Sero Brain Cells: HOORAY
Kaminari: im meeting w him tomorrow Ψ(`_´ # )↝
Sero Brain Cells: niiiiice!!
Kaminari: i'm so scared
Sero Brain Cells: what why
Kaminari: i'm scaredddd
Sero Brain Cells: okay okay don’t freak out
Sero Brain Cells: have you picked out an outfit?
Kaminari: nope
Sero Brain Cells: okay so here’s what we’ll do. I’ll meet u at ur place tn and i’ll help u pick out something to wear
Kaminari: and i’ll order food
Sero Brain Cells: YES NOW U GET IT
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You throw your phone on the couch and bury your head in your hands. Your heart is racing at the thought of seeing Kaminari again. You have to pause and take a deep breath to calm yourself down. Thankfully, you have the rest of today to spend freaking about and picking out ten different outfits that you’ll never wear.
As for right now, though… It’s time to distract yourself. You pull up a Youtube video and resolutely pretend not to think about your date tomorrow.
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chapter 3
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