#oh well looks kinda scary ngl

[choiyeonjuns]

I just wanted to watch this movie 😭

[2knightt]

HII!! could you write the gang with a reader that has an rbf and seems really intimidating/unapproachable but is a sweetheart? they arent very talkative and seem very cold but their love language is acts of service/gift giving & sorta quality time?? <33

୧ ׅ𖥔 ۫ pretty as a vine, sweet as a grape. ⋄ 𓍯

…REQUESTED: you never judge a book by it’s cover. especially when it comes to y/n!

tags/warnings: people being judgy asf/spreading rumours, gang defending reader with their soul, reader is a softie i fear, reader is kinda shy, probably stupid:3c, steve threatening a manLMFAO

ೃauthor notes⁀➷ READER IS SO ME CODED HELLO also if two-bits part sounds stupid it ‘s because i’m high rn and even if can admit it’s a little iffy

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dallas winston

thought of you as someone to be threatened by at first ngl

he heard of this scary, mean mugged, tuff looking girl and went ‘mh. an enemy🐺😒’

he went up to you one day, acting all tuff and shit just for you to look him up and down and nervously wave

look, he may not be the smartest cookie but he can see someone shy a mile away. and when he seen you wave, he felt like such an ass LMFAO

did he show it? no. obviously.

this is dallas. he’s an asshole.

“little miss tough girl, huh?”

“…pardon?”

that teasing from him DID continue until you walked away because dallas is the type to never back down, even when he’s wrong

expect for the next time you met him!!!!

he was actually asking you your name, where you’re from, etc, etc!!!

turning a new leaf dare i say…

and everything after that was history! cutest scary looking couple ever!

HE THINKS IT’S SOOO FUNNY THAT PEOPLE ARE SCARED OF YOU LMFAOOO

he plays into it sm if someone brings it up bro

“y/n? like..scary y/n?”

“yeah, like scary y/n. and i’ll get ‘er on ya if you keep talkin’ ‘bout her.”

“oh!😰”

he thinks it’s so silly to see you look really pissed off when he isn’t around just to greet you and see your whole demeanour change!!

dallas thinks it’s so cute😭 it’s like one of his favourite things about you!

“😠😒”

“hey, baby.”

“oh! hi, dal!<3”

LMFAO IMAGINE SOMEONE SEEING YOU, A MEAN LOOKING GIRL, SHOPPING FOR MENS LEATHER JACKETS

yuppp spoil that dickhead!😫 he lovelovelovesss getting gifts, ESPECIALLY from u!!!

if you’re clingy, i feel like he wouldn’t mind it. he teases THE FUCK out of u tho!😊

“big tough girl wants to hold hands, eh?”

“…yea😞.”

“awh, look at ya. come ‘ere.”

johnny cade

you might think he’d be scared and intimidated, right? but NO! he’s literally bff’s with ponyboy, he knows damn well what rbf is!

you two are sooo cute together

little kicked, scared puppy with his feral doberman!!!

tells people to stfu whenever they try and spread rumours that you’re scary, mean, and rude.

“you’re dating y/n? don’t you know she-“

“i don’t care, shut up. ‘s not like you know her😒.”

sometimes refuses your gifts.

johnny’s not used to them :( but all u gotta do is say please and flutter your lashes and u got em!!!!

“i can’t take it.”

“please?😞”

“…okay😣.”

and he DOES NOT regret it! he might fight you at first, but he cherishes those gifts with his life<3!

loveloveloveLOVESSS having u around constantly!! since your love language is quality time, you two are always hanging out together.

and, with your scary looks, you often keep the socs away from him!

hip-hip, hooray‼️‼️

the gang was like…worried for johnny at first.

THEY DIDN’T KNOW U WERE COOL THO😭😭💔💔💔

they were all like, “??seriously, johnny?? you pick the meanest girl?? ever???” and johnny was QUICK to defend. “y’all ain’t even meet her, and you’re already sayin’ she’s bad for me?”

when they did though, they were like ‘ohhhh….she really isn’t rude…..oh….’

HE’S SO PROUD TO DATE U THO LMFAOOO

and to know the real you?? treats it like an HONOUR

ponyboy curtis

was intimidated by you.

forgot he was also like you and accidentally glares at people who walk past him LMFAOOOO

You two are like two peas in a pod istg!!

“you look mean from far away,”

“???so do you, pony??”

“…no??”

“WHAT DO YOU MEAN, ‘NO’?”

mean looking couple who are truly just a bunch of nerds deep down to their soul<3

the gang was a little protective of ponyboy until they realized ur just like him LMFAO

They get having an rbf<3

pony loves spending time with you!

gift him a book and he’ll love you forever!!! (maybe even read it to you when you two are finally alone to help you fall asleep🤍)

he’s such a cutie…..

stays close to you in public because he thinks you’re scarier looking than anyone he’s ever met😊😊.

“cm’ere,”

“why?🤨”

“BECAUSE🙄!”

SCARY DOG Y/N IS REAL.

glares at anyone who goes around telling people that you’re mean and rude.

if looks could kill, they’d be dead already!!!

ponyboy does not fuck around with u i fear.

Sodapop Curtis

LMFAOOO GREEK GOD OF A MAN WITH HIS PISSED OFF GF WHO IS NERVOUSLY HOLDING HIS HAND !!!

he was NOT afraid of you!! in fact, he thought the rumours of you being an asshole were all fake

“you talkin’ about y/n?”

“yes, bro! they’re so rude-“

“how do you know?”

“well, i don’t-“

“so, shut up?😒”

cuz like??? did they not bother to understand you???

soda literally made it his mission to prove that you weren’t a dick!!😭😭

and GODDAMN HE WAS SO RIGHT

you’re such a sweetheart to soda! he lovesss telling people about how cute you are around him since it’s his own way to squash the rumours.

“my y/n is so sweet, you wouldn’t get it.”

“isn’t she the same girl who beat the soc to a pulp?”

“she can barely kill a fly.”

you don’t need to do much to scare off the girls that flirt with him at the DX, just a nice little glare every now and then and they’re already gone!

(soda doesn’t have to know that you play into the rumours sometimes. it’s our little secret.)

steve randle

HATES EVERYONE WHO TALKS ABOUT YOU

he’s petty AS FUCK LMFAOOO

they can’t handle the randle😜💯

“ew, y/n-“

“MAN, GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY FACE WITH THAT WHAT DO YOUUU KNOW ABOUT Y/N🗣️‼️”

that was an over exaggeration but you get the point.

gets very defensive when people try and ‘warn’ him about you lmfao

gift him a tool box and he’ll use it until it’s literally falling apart at the bolts<3

no seriously. it could be holding on by one screw and he’ll still use it. he doesn’t gaf. steve will use anything u give him.

he accepts ur rbf cause he thinks it’s SO FUNNY?? like he’ll see you far away with your friends looking all angry before one of them says a really funny joke and just watches your expression change so quickly

one of his fav things ever<3!

two-bit mathews

he makes so much jokes about it LMFAOOO

“jesus, y/n! you sure yer glare ain’t the thing that killed the dinosaurs?”

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“swear i see the devil in yours eyes sometimes. it looks soooo good on you, though🤭🤭”

HE THINKS ITS SO ATTRACTIVE

and he lovesss your sweetheart side sm it’s like he gets best of both worlds

RAHH GIFT TWO-BIT MICKEY PLUSHIE OR ELSE

He’d totally have it on his bed 24/7. his sister has tried to steal it before to scare him btw.

skmetimes just to spend time together with him—you just go walking around town with him while he has an arm around your shoulder the whole time<3

[astrow1zar6]

Sun + Moon Combo

Hot takes pt.2

Leo sun libra moon: talk about EXPENSIVE. But seriously though these people are super boujee. And if your love language isn’t gift giving or words of affirmation you can forget dating these folks. Relationships are usually pretty big for these people and they usually demand a lot of your attention. The types that love being shown off. Could be really good at cosmetics such as makeup, fashion, skin care ect. This placement gives Maddie from Euphoria. They usually don’t have a hard time attracting popularity due to their charming magnetism. I imagine ppl with this placement smell good asffff. However they can be very vain and superficial when it comes to the people they associate with. Could only go for attractive friends or partners which leads to surface level relationships. Could also be very materialistic.

Pisces sun Scorpio moon: oh lord lol. These people are very intense but quietly intense. Like they come off as sweet and soft spoken but you can feel this depth to them that you know is just lurking behind their sweet exterior. I describe these people to be like a wolf in sheep’s clothing. They seem innocent but lowkey be psychotic asf😭 they are kinda hard to get to know on a deep level due to their secretive nature. It’s like u can sense their depth but it’s rare you’ll ever see it in the light. These people hide parts of themselves they believe is too intense for others to handle or they are just embarrassed/ashamed by certain parts of themselves. They can be pretty manipulative if you cross them. Silent treatments are very common with this combo, they could be the types to start drama then hide their hand. Usually big introverts. You should learn to show who you truly are without shame it will heal sooo much🫶🏽

Taurus sun cancer moon: I’d die to have this combo as my mother. I can imagine these people are AMAZING cooks and just overall good caregivers in general. This is a big homebody placement as well you don’t really see people with this combo always out and about. They feel their most comfortable and happiest when they are home with a fridge full of food and their favorite show playing. There make some of the most loyal partners and loving parents. Can have an issue with being a bit of a pushover (unless you got some fire in ur chart) due to their feminine nature they can be very passive and not stand up for what they believe is right all they time. Also because they value comfort (a lil too much) they can miss a lot of big opportunities because they don’t like uncertainty which can make taking risks scary as hell to them. But overall sweet placement.

Taurus sun libra moon: Soooo how does it feel to be Gods favorite? Huh 😤 I’d die to have this combo. With a Double Venus energy you can have a very charming and disarming personality. You are very approachable to most which is why you attract partners and friends to you like bees to honey. Can be very soft spoken and a little shy at first. Usually really good dancers/ singers. These people are usually pretty physically attractive as well and have a greater chance of becoming famous whether social media or people just noticing you for your looks in public. These people are not a fan of arguing/confrontation they usually try to avoid it at all costs. They have a tendency to push aways topics that really need to be dealt with for the sake of keeping the peace. They can also be a bit basic too in the things they like. They usually go for what’s trendy or popular not much creativity ngl. They can have a tendency to copy others. But overall very top tier combo.

Virgo sun Aqua moon: idk why I think of Jimmy Neutron when I see this combo 😭 I can imagine these folks to be very smart and wise beyond their years. Probably a very big “out the box” thinker. They give a bit of an aloof genius vibe. I can imagine these people having BIG god complexes. Could throw people off because you can make others feel pretty dumb or inferior at times. They usually don’t have a lot of friends in their circle because they tend to be picky. Big on intellectual talks and debates as well. Not the most romantic because they value freedom and independence over being held down. They are also pretty reserved so it’s harder for them to relate to people.

Gemini sun Sag moon: ik a secret hates to see you coming. This is the ultimate yapper placement. They are usually very loud and cheerful and are always down for a party. I never met someone with this combo who wasn’t a big extrovert. They are a little weird when things get too emotional I notice. Whether it’s talking about their feelings or sharing romantic feelings they are usually very uncomfortable expressing themselves in an emotional way. This lack of depth can cause your relationships to be kinda fake. They can talk a lot of shit about others as well and surround themselves with people who also talk a lot of shit or gossip a lot. These ppl imo give off a fake vibe but they are pretty fun to hang out with!

[melodic-haze]

Hmm i just had a thought about the recent fic w Arlecchino

What if she had a muzzle on w bunny suit🧐

☆ — DEMO TRACK: sub!Arlecchino x dom!Reader

☆ — TYPE: NSFW

☆ — CONTENT WARNINGS: Breeding, size kink, reader has a cock/strap referred to as such

☆ — NOTES: I'm ngl it's been several Arle fics now that idk which one you were on ab but it's okay gwenchana. Anyway you lot really want to breed her huh (same though)

Good luck convincing Arlecchino to wear a bunny suit actually HAHAHA

She'd do anything for you, really she will!!!! She's so dedicated to you—worshipping you in the same way a diety was meant to be worshipped—that it's actually scary for the both of you, how much of a hold you have on her. But she has some reservations about such a risqué bit of clothing 💀

Not like you blame her though, considering how it wasn't usually her style. Lucky for you, however, YOU get special treatment :3 all it takes is one look at the outfit, one look at her and some time and voila!!! She'll concede—hell, she might even surprise you :3

"You're.. you're sure, right? I know you were kinda against it at first—I feel bad if I ended up forcing you into something you-- mm."

A finger was on your lips, the gesture's message quite clear as your beloved spoke amidst your commanded silence, "I'm sure, yes. I admit I am.. apprehensive, but your longing gaze is more than enough to convince me to, ah.. experiment."

"Really..?"

"Yes. You do not take me for my word?"

"No, I do! It's just..." You huffed out a sigh as you gently took the hand on your lip and took it in your own, "I just don't want you to feel as if you were obligated to entertain my every whim."

You see her eyes soften at your concern and she squeezes your hand as a form of reassurance from your often-so-stoic lover, "You should know better than to believe I would ever compromise my own comfort for something like this."

"And besides," she continues, "surprisingly, I've come to enjoy being.. well, your prey of sorts. Perhaps the outfit may elevate the interest to another level, hm?"

You couldn't help but stare at her, boldness practically radiating off of your lover despite the position you both know she truly holds within the privacy of your bedroom walls. Such boldness prompted an imagined flash of images in your mind—blackened hands all tied up, drool escaping her lips within confining barriers, tears escaping as sinful noises of wet skin-to-skin impact echo along with her moans—and you feel something akin to a hot flash within your core.

Ever so observant, her eyes go half-lidded as she looks up at you, her grin a touch sharper than before, "I see that I have awakened your imagination."

"Maybe."

"You need not imagine it, my beloved." Her voice reduces itself to something of a low purr, "All you need to do is command me, and I will do whatever you wish."

"That's a dangerous promise to make."

"Coming from a dangerous woman such as I, I dare say it balances the scales."

I love dialogue lol anyway tell her to do so and she will do it ☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️ and next thing you know you're facing a woman much shorter than you've always known her to be, clad in such a revealing outfit and a muzzle to prevent her from biting so much. She had 'protested' against the latter at first, but you both know from the way that she so very easily accepted such a thing that she was all for the extra torture, not being able to make a mark on you (she forgets that her nails'll probably do the job for her anyway LMAO)

When she's laid out 'helplessly' on the bed as you tower over her, when you put your hand on the flat of her stomach and the both of you see the clear size difference, when you look at her and see so much anticipation and carnal lust practically glazing her eyes? Oh god the both of you KNOW you're not going out this room for a WHILE

She is COMPLETELY at your mercy—you can toy with her all you want, alternating between overstimulation and edging her with whatever is at your disposal until she can't take it anymore so she has to actually beg you to fuck her dumb and reduce all trains of thought into mush. She considers begging as below her, and yet she can't help but let out these reluctant pleas that only seem to gain a more.......willing quality with them in due time. Just make sure to torture her until her composure snaps, giving her her own sort of medicine and having her experience her very own mindbreak through overwhelming pleasure

To see this woman, who is so utterly feared to the point where crowds would part for her in fear that she would plunge her blackened hands into their chest and staining them red, cling to you and hump your cock like a bitch in heat is such a harrowing contrast.......but there is certainly that feeling of something more

Perhaps it's the fact that there was the urge to pin her down into a mating press and stuff her silly until she gets kids on her own ☺️ seeing her take all these children in at the Hearth and not having any herself.....why, for some reason you found yourself feeling like you just had to give her some children of her own. She seems to adore them, so whyever not ☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️

Even as dazed-out as she is, she can see something change inside you as your objective goes from fucking her silly to something a lot more feral. Doesn't necessarily help that, yk, you have her in a bunny suit. And yk how bunnies just love to breed

As much as Arlecchino had tried to tell you to slow down for a brief moment, it's as if all noise has been blocked out from your senses, save for the sounds your lover makes and the sinfully wet noises that are produced as you piston into her again and again and again and again.

You roughly pushed her down into the matress, now damp and messy from a mixture of your bodily fluids, as you made sure to bottom out inside her as quickly as you drew back—the harsh assault on her hole had hit spots within her she didn't even realise you could hit, not to mention the force of your movements being more than enough to easily stretch her out and mold her insides to fit you and only you.

It was obvious that there was no way any mercy was going to be given to her. The Harbinger could only lay there and take everything you give her like some kind of fleshlight, the 'fight' within her long gone (if she even had some left in her to begin with).

God I need to separate these bc I can't just choose one thank yew bc both are very very very VERY good

If you had a dick:

You were so utterly determined to fill her and making sure your seed takes by the end of your session. If it meant basting her insides with white-hot cum and having it all stuffed inside her to the point where it has no where to go but out by force, then you'll cum inside her over and over again until you can't anymore.

And when your hand goes to press down on her abdomen, you can see the mixture of cum inside her practically spray out at the edges. She can't take it anymore, even she says so, and yet you can't help but wonder just why is her pussy still milking you as if her life depended on it?

Because she's greedy.

Because right now, no longer was she Arlecchino—she was your very own rabbit, hungry for your potent seed.

If you're using a strap:

You know of your limitations—without anything extra such as magical means, you cannot actually have her bare your children. But whyever would you let that stop you, especially when you had benefits that more than makes up for your lack of organic appendages?

If you had the real thing then you could stuff her silly until it takes (and even beyond that), but one can easily make up for it in other qualities such as size and shape.

And really, whatever's stopping you from filling her to the brim with artificial cum instead?

The world is your oyster, and Peruere was nothing but your very own porcelain fuckdoll at this point.

I need to breed her every which way idc if I don't have a dick, if there's a will there's a way

When she realises what you're trying to do, she can't help that sudden jolt that completely overtakes her—her hips practically shoot from the bed, pushing your cock in even deeper, before you push her back down while she lets out a silent scream. By GOD the fact you want to breed her, fill her, make sure a child of YOURS growing inside her, making a mark beyond just her skin.........oh it gets her going in ways she never would've fathomed before

By the end of your VERY long and productive session, it's VERY clear you've both fucked like rabbits from the mess all over the place and the liquid practically gushing from her abused hole. After everything, you finally take off her muzzle, only for you to lead her drool-coated mouth all the way down to the base of your cock to clean it up. She doesn't even protest either, easily taking it like a good girl and making sure that she does a good job in cleaning you up and finishing you off. All you need to do is plug her up properly, feeling all the cum stuffed inside her through the small pauch of her abdomen, where her womb is 🫶

"..I had known this was a possible outcome, and yet I cannot help but be surprised by your control, or lack thereof."

You groaned, covering your face with your hands as you rolled on your side, "I'm so sorry, I don't know what came over me! You just looked so irresistible and before I knew it I just--"

"Don't take my words as a form of reprimand, darling." You feel her hands take your own from your face, her lips finally kissing them—you—after a long time of having it muzzled, "I enjoyed it. You are already aware of my.. likes and dislikes, especially when it comes to the rougher parts of the activity. I gave you control, and you willingly seized it."

"I guess..."

"And besides," she muses with a small smile on her face, "I am.. not necessarily opposed to the thought of it."

"Of what?"

"Getting bred."

A warm flush spreads through your cheeks as you gave her a light swat, "You! You are so shameless! What happened to being polite and cryptic?!"

"Do we really need such pleasantries by this point? Seeing that you were rather determined to take me all for yourself, after all..."

"Oh my god."

A deep laugh rumbles within her, the sound so rare and precious that you'd want to keep it all to yourself, and you can't help but laugh along with her as you bask in the afterglow. When your laughter settles down, the two of you end up with your legs tangled up together as you lay there in companionable silence.

Though eventually she decides to break it, "Shall I go and run us a bath?"

"You can stand after all that? Geez, seems like I did a bad job," you joked.

Arlecchino huffed out lightly with a smile, "No, you've rendered me utterly near-useless—a feeling that I don't usually enjoy. Yet the fact that I don't seem to mind it all that much should show that you are special to me."

You feel that heat in your cheeks again at the proclamation, "Archons, and when I aim to have you all sappy like that in public you don't even dare move a muscle."

"Time and place, dear. Time and place. Now," she questions again, "shall I run us a bath? We can take care of the mess later."

You nodded, "Mm, if you don't mind then. But can we take it together?"

You see her eyes crinkle, the glow that the red crosses within them softening like a tender flame, "Of course. I shall be back in a few moments, then."

She gets up, and you pride yourself for being the reason why your lover temporarily goes off balance from a sudden tremor in her legs before collecting yourself.. and you can't help but stare at the remaining cum staining the sides of the plug and the apex of her thighs as she walks off.

She doesn't take the plug off when you go and take the bath together. Wonder why 😋

[luffyvace]

Undertaker wants to Court you! ~(Headcanons)~

Can’t wait for the public school arc who’s with me?!

this dude is so silly 🗿 enjoy some hcs of this ridiculous little man

Undertaker is funny. He uses that to his advantage when courting. Well, it actually depends on what type of humor you have- most of his are usually those jokes that are kinda funny but at the same time your like ‘That’s outta pocket! 🤦‍♀️😑😂’ yk?

he always wants to hear jokes. He asks you randomly and no matter what type he laughs at them. Rude humor? Hilarious! Dad jokes? That one really tickled his fancy! 😂 why did the chicken cross the road?? To get to the other side? 🤣🤣💥

now usually I feel he has a specific sense of humor but with you everything’s just kinda funny. It’s that moment when your with someone who you can laugh at the most unfunniest stuff ever and still be cackling at it anyway 😭💕

he’s always telling them as well. Might I say, at the worst times 😏 you just watched someone run over a stray animal? Oh he’s got a joke for that hear him out- LIKE BRO 😭⁉️

HES THE TYPE OF GUY WHO MAKE YOU LAUGH BEFORE EVEN TELLING YOU THE JOKE BECAUSE YOU KNOW ITS GONNA BE STUPID 👍

Let’s also talk about hiiiis…! weird side! (I’m saying ‘side’ like he’s isn’t always weird..) This is pretty much him just being a creep? Ish? Like that scene where he was in the barrel licking salt…🤨 or how he’s always in coffins (which tbh seems more normal for a grim reaper but still..) either way this dudes’ real weird and he doesn’t tone it down, even around you despite the fact that it may or may not (you decide) push you away

He’s a very mysterious dude, so how ever you met him I guarantee it was eerie and somewhat strange. Therefore you were likely intrigued by him, so when you went on your first date it was, well, very interesting! There’s so many layers to unravel with this guy! Ngl even now you’ve only semi unraveled this incomprehensible man but at the least you do learn more as you get to know him :P

his past is….complicated is an understatement- gimme a new word.

literally no one but him knows his full past all the way up to this very day. Looks like no one has stuck around long enough! Since you will I guess you’ll be the first to figure it out! ;)

now I’ll say this, he won’t sit down and just tell you everything, no. That won’t be any fun! 😄 you’ll have to have the intelligent to sit down and decode it piece by piece with the tidbits of information he gives you randomly. Yes! It’s going to be comical seeing you try and put this whole thing-a-ba-jig together! (^_−)−☆ 🤣

his nonjudgmental yet opinionated personality is scary if you don’t like folk who come off too strong. Or if your sensitive- 😄 he’s a ‘tell-it-like-it-is-and-I-don’t-give-a-ship’ type of guy. Buuuut! If your similar to him in that sense you’ll probably understand him a lot more. Him being nonjudgemental is perfect for peeps of all types so that’s a plus!! 💗

ranting about his fascination with humans during your dates comes with the package! ☝️He just does, it’s always one of his topics, and ngl it’s nothing boring either, he’s got quite a few stories to tell with even more jokes in between, which is sure to make for a lovely date <3 plus at some point all species in black butler experienced being a human, and idk about y’all but the study of human nature, psychology and how the brain works is a very interesting thing for me! I’d definitely be able to keep a conversation like that up for some time, me personally.

He puts up a front of a funny weird guy when there’s more to him if you read between the lines. Which, don’t get me wrong that certainly is a part of the real him, he just makes sure to highlight it so you don’t look at the rest 😃👌

he’s a real creepy fellow..even towards you 😭 (on purpose) and whether he’s trying to court you or not there’s no escaping it- if it starts to push you away he’ll find a way to incorporate laughter into it to make it more appealing, but no, he won’t change his ways 😭

WHY DOESN’T HE WASH HIS HAIRRRR

(yes it’s canon 😞)

you force him to wash his hair 😘💋 pls he needs it. or at least do it with him so it’s more fun. It’ll probably be easier to convince him that way

Time to talk about his work as a grim reaper!!! :3 (retired anyway) if you are reaper you get to follow each other around doing tasks! human? You both go your separate ways to work, whatever that may be. A demon? The same as a human really! Just this time you might have a contract with somebody. Buttttt!! A perk of all three is getting to work in the funeral parlor with him ;3 it’s a good disguise if your a demon/reaper and also some good quality time for you and your reaper 😘 (i mean, I hope you don’t mind morbid stuff cuz he’s a mortician after all 😅)

his little Russian roulette with the phantomhives 🕺 (LOL) no seriously I have no clue what type of relationship he has with them besides the fact that he serves them for the price of top notch laughter 🧑‍🍳💋 but you might! I’d say he’s more willing to let you in then anyone if he’s trying to court you! That obviously means he wants to trust you with his heart! So yeah! You likely know a thing or two—more about Ciel than Vincent but any info will do at this point 😭 it’s a start right? 🤷‍♀️

whenever Ciel comes over you get to witness him or Sebastian try to make undertaker laugh, it’s not like they can kick you out, you work there! Perks 😏 You can pretty much tell the one time Ciel made him laugh himself it was just a whole bunch of tomfoolery 😂 (why did it take so long⁉️😭) Sebastian is also able to make undertaker laugh really hard immediately so I wonder what he does 🤪 guess you’ll get to see! 😋

undertaker opening up to you is a process that requires patience. And don’t be pushy!! I mean this for your sake, by the way. You’ll drive yourself crazy since you’ll never get an answer that’s not riddles or straight up jokes. 🤦‍♀️🤷‍♀️

yeah overall his way of courting is really strange but when it comes to making things official he’s poetically blunt. The type of blunt where you have to process for a second like ‘wait what does that mean- oh. OH-’

Anyway I’m gonna talk about the actual dates now cuz I’ve pretty much just been mentioning the madness that comes with it this entire time :3 and yes as I said that’s a way of courting to him. He’s weird and blunt but doesn’t wanna do things the traditional way. So getting you involved in his antics is his way of saying ‘hey i like ya and I want ya to stick around’. And jokes. HAHAHAH 😂

dates with undertaker normally consists of tea, jokes, human psychology and gossip 🗿 ever since I saw ciel in wonderland I couldn’t get over the fact that undertaker was at a tea party and now I headcanons him to like tea LOLOLOL! I mean I know that’s how the plot goes in the actual slice movie and he was just playing the role of the character but, think about it—don’t it kinda fit???? Like?? Okok Hear me out hear me out- imagine sipping on some tea with Undertaker and gossiping on the latest drama from the underworld, ‘I heard a rare case is happening where blah blah blah *giggle* *giggle* chatter chatter..’ ETC! like idk how to explain it but do you see the vision???

I can also see him doing that dramatic anime thing where they sip they’re drink majestically then say something intelligent sounding (☝️🤓) (about psychology, for him) as the wind blows 😂😂 YK? LOLL even worse if your in a outside background and his eyes shows (cuz the character who never shows they’re eyes always show them when they get serious 🤣)

i love how shameless this guy is

why don’t we know this guys’ real name⁉️ Can’t even give him a nickname because ‘undertaker’ isn’t nickname material!! What am I supposed to call him???? Taker’ ⁉️😭🗿

ENJOY @doudouma HERE’S YOUR SURPRISE~ 🤗

[gracefulserpent1207]

SONIC 3 MAJOR SPOILERS!!!

PLEASE DO NOT READ IF YOU HAVE NOT SEEN THE FILM

My Sonic 3 Review:

Opening the film with Shadow waking up to memories of Maria I am SICK

Maria... was playing... Live and Learn... on guitar... omg... my heart...

OZZY'S "You stole my hoomans!" LMAOOOOOO

The fact that when Sonic says to Tom "I don't know what I'd do without you, I'd probably be a completely different hedgehog", they cut to Shadow - that is PEAK cinematography!

SHADOW ON HIS MOTORBIKE!!!

BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY AGENT STONE ON A MOTORBIKE HELLO???

Tails wanted to go the chao garden he is so adorable I love him so much 😭 and the look on his face when they start performing he's just a little guy 🥺

THE WAY THE CHAO WERE RUNNING ABOUT WHEN THE CHAO GARDEN WAS ATTACKED WAS SO FUNNY

Eggman watching telenovelas is so accurate actually

Agent Stone is just so in love isn't he? In fact the Stobotnik scenes in this film were some of my favourite scenes - Lee Majdoub you're amazing

Keanu Reeves was AMAZING as Shadow

Shadow looked so scared when he was put in the tank and it was filling with water poor baby 🥺

One thing that was NOT on my Sonic 3 bingo chart was COMMANDER WALTERS FUCKING DYING??? THEY KILLED THE OLIVE GARDEN GUY???

Maria drawing a bunny face over Shadow in the tank she is so precious I love them both so much 😭

The little montage of Shadow and Maria hanging out made me SICK (in a good way) especially that scene when he's running through the halls pulling her behind him on her rollerskates LOL

NOOOOO SHADOW YOU'RE NOT AN ALIEN FREAK DON'T LISTEN TO THAT STUPID MOVIE

"There's still light, even when the star's not there anymore" okay so I'm just gonna cry into my popcorn now thx

Stone calling Tails adorable he is so real for that

Eggman saying that he's "undesirable to all possible genders" 🤨🏳️‍🌈 'whoa he's bisexual I didn't know that!'

Speed reference!

"It's like we're in a movie and we're both being played by the same actor! *Slowly stare into camera*" That fourth wall break was BRILLIANT

I can't decide whether Tom's puppet of himself is absolutely hilarious or absolutely terrifying

The montage of Eggman and Gerald lol! (but poor Stone was left out ☹️)

The entire London break-in scene was great! Especially when Knuckles finally got to break the glass!

REVENGE GUAC

Can we take a minute to appreciate the complete contrast between Gerald saying "a WOMAN in the MILITARY 😒" and Shadow saying that the girl in the telenovela should kill both the guys fighting over her because she's "not a prize to be won"?

Also Shadow watching a telenovela and telling the girl to kill both guys is so accurate LMAO he really said 'YOU LEAVE THAT LATINA ALONE!'

Ngl for a hot second I GENUINELY thought Tom was dead that was SCARY

Are we gonna talk about the fact that Gerald and Shadow were ready to kill themselves if it meant getting revenge?

The way Shadow's face changes and he flashbacks to Maria when he sees Sonic knelt next to Tom begging him to wake up... The parallels between Sonic and Shadow in this film... Oh my goodness...

Sonic getting mad enough to steal the Master Emerald from Knuckles was also NOT on my Sonic 3 bingo chart - I thought we were gonna see them fight each other for a sec which was CRAZY

I'm not the biggest Wade fan but Sonic effortlessly taking the Master Emerald from him and him replying "well I tried" was comedy GOLD - all that training in the Knuckles series for nothing huh 😂

Sonic turning super for vengeance purposes oh my goodness...

Maria's death scene really gave me goosebumps - the way Commander Walters shouts "don't shoot they're children!" - the way Shadow's face changes when he sees Maria dead - the way Gerald was crying...

I think it really says a lot about G.U.N that in this version, they didn't even shoot Maria but they were still actively responsible for her death - that officer DID shoot and he DID try and aim at Maria and that explosion WAS caused by him

Obviously I hate G.U.N but I actually feel kinda bad for Walters now like he really did try to save her didn't he 🫤

Both Gerald and Walters refer to Maria AND Shadow as children which I appreciate cuz it shows how young Shadow really was when everything went to hell for him - he's just a baby your honour he didn't MEAN to blow up earth 🥺

Sonic attacking Shadow in super form was just... WOW! He was REALLY angry wasnt he?

SUPER SONIC VS SUPER SHADOW??? HOLY SHIT!!! THAT BATTLE WAS EPIC!!! 🤯

Sonic almost killing Shadow over him almost killing Tom was a really great way to relate Sonic and Shadow's stories - Sonic coming around when Shadow points to his heart, thinking about what Tom said at the start of the film parallelling Shadow then coming around after remembering what Maria said to him... This is one hell of a film!

Sonic and Shadow watching the sun come up together as Shadow repeats what Maria says about light and stars 😭

"Don't tell me you've got a catchphrase..." "Yep, and everyone loves it!" Another fourth wall break that did NOT disappoint.

LIVE AND LEARRRRRN!!! HANGING ON THE EDGE OF TOMMOROW— 🎶

THEY DID THE SA2 POSE!!! I REPEAT, THEY DID THE SA2 POSE!!! AND IN SUPER FORM TOO!!!

Did they just... fucking... incinerate Gerald... wtf.... RIP I guess...

Shadow attacked those robots with SUPER CHOAS SPEARS in one scene!!! Which is AWESOME!!!

Eggman switching sides cuz even he knows blowing up the world is a bad idea 👍

I could go on and on and on about the Super Sonic and Super Shadow scene IT WAS SO GOOD!!!

Sonic falling to earth gave me a heart attack. Tails then falling to earth whilst trying to save Sonic also gave me a heart attack. Knuckles going to save them both making me think he was also gonna fall to earth gave me a third heart attack.

The way I physically leaned forward in my seat when Shadow took off his inhibitor rings—

They pissed on the moon.

We've seen Shadow smile so much in this film and it is SO refreshing to see! That smile right before he and Sonic team up to attack those robots Gerald sends after them is my favourite smile we've ever seen on him.

Eggman dedicated his last speech before dying to Stone 😭😩🥹 AND STONE SAYING "I CAN'T LOSE YOU AGAIN" THEY BETTER KISS IN THE NEXT FILM I SWEAR—

Team Sonic hug 🥹

Ending on the race was perfect (bonus points for Ozzy barking with subtitles again because that was HILARIOUS)

WE GON RUN IT RUN IT RUN IT TILL WE RUNNING OUTTA ROAD 💃💃💃

OMG AMY! AMY AMY AMY OH MY GOODNESS AMY! HELLO AMY! I'VE MISSED YOU SWEET AMY! AMY AMY AMY AMY AMY AMY!!! I GOT SO EXCITED WHEN I SAW THAT HAMMER! AMY ROSE! HI!!! YOU LOOK SO GOOD!!! AMY AMY AMY!!!

Oh yeah and Metal Sonic.

AMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!

So great to see that Shadow's NOT dead (although tbf I did kinda expect that - it would've been unlikely that they genuinely kill him off when he's such a popular character)

Honestly I think the END end credits scene was a perfect set up for a Shadow spinoff, like they HAVE to make one now

I also think the two end credits scenes together show that Eggman isn't really dead either - again it would be unlikely for them to kill him off PLUS if Shadow managed to chaos control himself out of there he could've easily gone back for Eggman too (and I mean who else is gonna be responsible for creating Metal Sonic?)

AMY, PEOPLE, AMY!!!

Overall, I think it's pretty clear that I LOVED this film! It was amazing and I'm already excited for the next one lol! ❤️

[neohoestechnology]

Hi! I'm the Draco anon and really liked the moodboard and headcanons you did for him! I was wondering if you maybe could do one for Severus too? Like, in his Hogwarts years. Anyway, love your writing 🥰🫶🏻

plz you're too sweet 😫🤍 I was so anxious about the draco request and I thought I didn't do it right, but I'm so happy you liked it!

☆ Severus Snape Moodboard & Headcanons ☆

oh boy, where do I begin?

I kinda saw this request coming ngl, I hope you like it 🫠🥹

well, we can all agree that Mr Big Nose is not a talkative person at all, that's why I reckon that the first time you meet him was actually by accident

It was raining like never before, everything around you was gray and blurry and it was so, so cold. You knew there was a porch right around the corner, just a few seconds separated you from your safe, dry shelter. You kept running with an arm around your books and the other hand just above your eyes, trying to discern those gloomy silhouettes all around you. Well, it didn't work that well. A loud thud was heard and it echoed through walls, your books were suddenly on the floor and a pale hand was already following to pick them up. A tall, black-haired boy was standing right in front of you. There was no anger on his face. His eyes scanned your figure. They looked kind, but his features seemed sad. 'Are you okay?' he asked while handing your books back. Your eyes met, and his expression softened for a fraction of a second...

Literally the ray of sunshine and grumpy, scary black cat couple

He has one soft spot only, and it's you

Literally can't say no to you

Walking down the corridor next to him blessed you with the 'weirdo's weird friend' nickname, but honestly you couldn't care less

He knew you were the one since the day you met 🥹

He's NOT a fan of pda, but he'd let you hold his pinky finger while getting to class if you really wanted

His hair is prettier than yours sorry not sorry

Please braid his hair

Library study dates

He'd become so peevish and grumpy if you told him to go eat something after his six hours study marathon, only to lift the corner of his lips and try to hide a subtle smile when you attempt to shove a piece of toast in his mouth

'I'm perfectly fine'  'You're gonna faint you dumb idiot'

Did you know that men with big noses... tend to have... a massive...

...heart🙃

He'd make you a flower ring while sitting on the grass and talking about some dumb classmates

You're a smart-ass duo for sure

He'd cover your shoulders with his coat at the first waft of cold air that brushes against your face

You know each other like the back of your hand

He'd help you with any subject you might have trouble with. You would offer your knowledge about astronomy, but he seemed to like looking at you more than looking at the stars 🥹😭

He'd read you books and stuff, but he secretly prefers when you do it

I think that's all 😁

Love you, B. 💗🤸🏻‍♀️

I do not possess any of these photos, all credits go to the owners.

[authorsofghosts]

Oxytocin Overload | Hank McCoy x Reader

Author's Note: hear me out....

Summery: After Hank left the lab to join the X-Men, you felt slightly disheartened, like a part of your soul had left. That's when you realized you were in love with the shy, strange nerd.

Themes: 2 Nerds In Love, Already Established Relationship, Fluff, Friends-to-Lovers, Work Place Romance (kinda), Awkward Hank AND Awkward Reader, A Little Projection, Charles Cameo (kind of a main character ngl), Charles hatred (I love him tho), Disability rep (Charles Xavier I hate you <3), takes place between First Class and Apocalypse, Hank technically kidnaps the Reader (it's for their own good), Reader is a Mutant (no powers specified)

Word Count:

You're on autopilot, on your way back to your lab after talking to probably the most arrogant and ignorant person in the whole building. You're met, head first, with a hard chest of someone you didn't even see because you were currently ten hundred miles away.

"Oh- sorry, uh-" You start, looking up and seeing probably to best news all day. "Hank?"

"Hey." He chuckles out, his signature awkward smile on his face, hand fixing his glasses. "You know, when I came back here I thought you'd be long gone. It's been a while."

You look up at him, blinking slowly as you try to see if this was real or not. Your former work bestie is back after God knows how long. "Yeah, no, I'm still- I'm still here." You laugh, taking a step back. "What are you doing here?"

You look down, noticing he's in a lab coat. Strange. He's also, like, a good few inches taller and more muscular. Even stranger.

"Ah, uh... I was, uh... well I... I'm not supposed to be here, actually?" He laughs, looking at you with a completely serious face. "You know what? You should stay by my side while I uh- do the thing I'm not supposed to be doing." He stammers slightly, grabbing your hand and starting to walk.

You're taken aback, mouth agape as you start walking in turn with him. The way his voice was completely serious and how fast he's walking...

"What are you not supposed to be doing, Hank?"

"Grabbing some of my old research. Nothing, like, illegal, I hope." He laughs slightly, then stops talking for a second before turning to you, "Wait- you- okay never mind, I'll ask later." He grumbles, his pace doubling as he pulls you along with him.

Before you know it, you're half way across the building and out of place. Hank walks in an extremely stiff way that makes you almost feel like he's not the same guy you would go and drink with after work, or make jokes with when comparing studies. He's almost completely changed, except for his sweat palms whenever he got close to you, or touched you. And he's holding your hand still, making it quite obvious.

He pulls you into a room, "Stay by the door, alright?" He asks, biting down on the inside of his lip, walking further into his old lab, which has now collected a layer of dust so thick, every surface was painted a slight gray.

You watch as he looks around his lab, suddenly stopping before turning to a drawer and opening it. He mumbles under his breath before walking to you, putting the files in your hand. "Here. You where already carrying one so, it'll look fine. You're uh, not coming back here"

"What?" You ask, taken aback slightly.

"Whatever you're studying, I can help you back at my lab. I think it's best if you came to the School with me and we-" He pauses, the air hissing as he sucks it between his teeth. "I can explain later, we have to go, now." He takes your hand again and steps out the room, walking at almost a humanly impossible speed, your feet barely able to keep up.

Before you know it, Hank has you outside the building and into a rental car. you go to speak but are met with a voice in your head. "Hi, this must be scary. Listen, everything is going to be okay, I just need you to, uh... go to sleep." And then you do.

The man with the English accent's voice become slower and you wake up, laying on a couch somewhere else. You sit up immediately, looking around. You see a man sitting at a desk across the room, fingers knitted together as he looks at you. "Hello." He says, the same voice you heard earlier.

"Uh- hi?" You manage to get out. "Where am I?"

"You, my friend, are at Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters." He smiles, standing up. He grips the desk slight as he does so, seemingly slightly uneasy.

You get up and immediately walk over to him, feeling an impulse to help him. "What's that? Are you okay? Where's Hank?" You say, all these questions falling from you mouth before you can even realize you've sat this stranger on the couch you woke up on.

"Thank you, uh... Those are questions I have answers to, but I want to ask you something first." He says, studying over you. He takes a deep breath. "My name is Charles Xavier, and you might be?"

You introduce yourself, tilting your head slightly as you feel a sudden urge to tell him anything. So you do. You tell him your name, and where you work and stuff that he probably already knows if he knows Hank.

"Great, now that we're acquainted, can you tell me about your powers?" He asks almost too casually, especially with information you've never told any one.

"Wh- Powers? I don't-" You start, but he puts up his hand.

"No need to lie, you're in safe company." Charles says, but quickly looking towards the door right before it opens. "Hank." He smiles.

You look over at the door and see Hank, a box in hand. "It's time for the serum, isn't it?" He chuckles, placing it on the next and taking out a syringe."

"Yes, it is, thank you, bud." Charles says, waving his hand at him.

Hank looks at you, flashing a quick smile before rolling up Charles sweater and pressing the needle into his skin. Of course, you don't watch, shielding your eyes slightly. "Okay, well, uhm... let me know how you feel in five minutes, okay?" Hank asks before looking at you. "Hi. I'm sure there are a lot of questions-"

"Yeah. A lot." You say bluntly, standing up and looking at Charles for a moment and then back at Hank.

"I can answer them, I promise, just uh- You okay, Charles?"

"Peachy, yeah." The other man says, nodding and waving a dismissive hand. "Go talk to your friend, I'm just gonna... lay here."

Hank laughs, making sure Charles is in an okay position before gesturing to the door. You both walk out and he closes the door softly. You look around at the rather lavish hallway, eyes wide. "Hank, where did you bring me-"

"A school, mansion-turned-school, rather. Uh, for people like us." He says. "You have powers, and so do me and Charles. It's a lot to take in at first, knowing there are other people like you-"

"You have powers?!" You say, taking a step back. "What, are you like- what the hell am I talking about, this is crazy." You sigh loudly, walking in a direction away from the room, looking around for some kind of exit. "I don't have powers, Hank." You state bluntly.

"But you do. And so do I, I mean..." He sighs,stepping in front of you. "It's a little scary, you know? I don't want to scare you. Okay?"

You look at him for a moment, confused, until he pulls a small knife from his pocket and pressing it against himself, just softly. And before you can even process what's happening, Hank's skin turns blue, and so does his hair. His eyes are yellow and he gets a little bit broader. You watch in, not horror, but amazement.

"Woah- Cool."

"See? Now, show me what you can do." He laughs softly, putting the knife back in his pocket and rubbing at the small wound from the prick.

"Yeah- Uh- no." You shake your head. "This is... a lot to take in, uh... maybe we can talk about it over... dinner? Tomorrow?"

"Tomorrow? Do you know what tomorrow is?"

"Friday?"

"Valentine's Day."

"Oh. Then maybe not tomorrow... unless...?"

[ashipiko]

ASHI - BIRTHDAY JACKET VIGNETTE 🌺

(PART 1 - 2.7)

ASHI: Hmhm~ A bday Interview, huh? It looked super funsies when everyone else did it, so I’m hyped!

ASHI: I’m guessing since we’re in the Pomedorms… A Pom? But who, exactly…

ASHI: (Ahaha, as nice as Rook and Vil are, I might end up feeling the pressure a little. It’d be an honor, obvs, but #stressful…!)

ASHI: (O Magical Birthday Dice, please have mercy…!)

???: Oi, Ashi!

EPEL: Happy Birthday! You weren’t expecting me, were you?

ASHI: Waugh?! Eppy! Hahaha, what a pleasant surprise!

ASHI: I’m so stoked you’re my interviewer! Who knew I’d get so lucky?

EPEL: No need to flatter me, you know. Thank you for having me.

ASHI: Pssh, why’re you acting so uptight, Eppy? It’s just me! I like your lingo and stuff.

EPEL: I’d love to, but… We’re still in the Pomefiore dorms, you know. I never know if Vil is lurking around or not…

ASHI: Ahh, fair point. Bummer. Maybe next time!

EPEL: Ehe, maybe. Anyway, here’s my birthday present to you. I hope you enjoy.

ASHI: Only one way to find out!

ASHI: Whoa… This is so cute?! And so fluffy…! I needed something to keep me warm at Ramshackle!

ASHI: There’s even little fox ears on it! And it’s my favorite color! Eppy…!

EPEL: I told my Granny about your birthday coming up, and since she enjoyed your company so much during Harveston…

EPEL: She asked for some things that you like and stirred this up. If anything, you should be giving the thanks to her.

ASHI: I thank the entire Felmier fam! It’s so cute, I’m gonna cry…! I’m about to wear this right now!

EPEL: You’re a summer baby, Ashi! Watch out for the heat…

EPEL: And I still have a new stock of apple cider coming in too, from my family’s farm. Your presents don’t just end there, heh.

ASHI: More?! I still haven’t finished the last one you gave me…

ASHI: No sweat! We’ll just plan another hangout at Ramshackle and chug ‘em all down together~.

EPEL: Unless Ace gets jealous and barges in again. That darn simp can’t get enough of ya.

ASHI: Hehe. Maybe I should make a no-Ace sign for next time, to put on Ramshackle’s dorm. Thoughts?

EPEL: I’ll help ya make it!

EPEL: O-Oh right, the interview. Maybe it was a little bit of a mistake pairing us up together, we keep on chatting…

ASHI: Nono! This is a Eppy W, DW!

EPEL: If you say so. First question…

EPEL: If you could take any person with you to a deserted island, who would it be? I’m pretty sure you wouldn’t take one of the ghosts or Grim, but it can’t be someone from your dorm.

ASHI: Grimmy’s great! But for survival… Ehh…

ASHI: NGL, a deserted island sounds kinda scaries, as much as I love the beach. Like yeah, I’d love to hang, but survival? Hecks naw!

EPEL: Sounds about right. You’re really like a princess.

ASHI: Mhm! If I really wanted to, I could probably get to the basics by myself if I tried. But do I wanna? No.

ASHI: It’d probably be a good idea to get paired with someone who knows what they’re doing, y’know? At the very least, I can depend on them!

EPEL: So someone who can take care of you? Leona, maybe? Since he already babies you… Alternatively, I don’t really think Ace would be the best choice, no offense.

ASHI: None taken. He deserves it. But nope! This is a fun scenario, right? I might as well go out with a bang, or someone I can have fun with.

ASHI: So, I say Floyd!

EPEL: Floyd?!

ASHI: Aye aye, cap’n! You get it, don’tcha? He’s so tall and could get all the coconuts! I think we’d have a lot of fun, too.

EPEL: I know you work at Monstro Lounge, but aren’t you scared of him still? He’s a little unpredictable, so he clashes with you.

ASHI: Well, that’s what makes him fun, right? I guess it’s all depending on his mood…

ASHI: One time we accidentally totally crashed Monstro Lounge ‘cause he freaked me out, hehe. It’s a little scary when you’re doing a closing shift and all you hear is a tiny “shriiiimpy~” in the distance.

ASHI: My fear of the dark TOTALLY kicked in then. I never screamed so loud in my entire life!

EPEL: I can imagine… Sharp teeth, glowy eyes and all.

ASHI: I tried getting back at him once too, when I blended some shiitake mushrooms into his milkshake.

ASHI: …I don’t think I’ve ever even ran that fast before, TBH.

EPEL: Ashi, this isn’t really helping your case, if I’m being honest… You’re making it sound like he’d eat you by the time someone saved you two.

ASHI: W-Well! On the other hand, he’s got that eel form that we can rely on too! If we get bored, we can just zoom on out and crash Azul’s place or something, y’know?

EPEL: I guess I see your point. Being a merman must means he could help a lot on an island…

ASHI: Yup, yup! Anyway, I think we’re good enough buds where I’m 97% sure he wouldn’t eat me!~

EPEL: Heh, classic Ashi. I guess in a way you really did think it through, even if it sounded odd at first.

ASHI: Of coursies! ♪

EPEL: Okay, about time for our next question.

EPEL: If you were to transfer to a different dorm, which would you pick?

ASHI: Oh, a good one! I think I’ve kinda cheated with my Ramshackle prefect rights, hehe. I’m a little bit of a dorm-hopper.

ASHI: But a permanently different dorm…~ I think about it sometimes.

EPEL: Really? Which dorms?

EPEL: I think I could see you fitting in Heartslabyul, since you’re pretty good at sticking to the rules. Riddle likes you a lot too, more than he likes Ace, at least.

ASHI: Oho? Tell me more, Eppy!

EPEL: Um… I think Scarabia could fit you too. You and Kalim are sort of one and the same, don’t you see it?

ASHI: I see whatchu mean!

EPEL: Yeah. I couldn’t ever see you in anything like Savanaclaw, Ignihyde, or Diasomnia, though.

EPEL: You don’t really have an athletic, competitive, or magic drive… Ignihyde is a whole can of worms.

EPEL: I don’t think you could stand a day in that dorm, with the dark, creepy skeletons everywhere.

ASHI: Waugh… Don’t remind me, Eppy!

EPEL: Not to mention, the housewarden. As soon as you see him in person, I think the Headmaster would have to get called over for medical issues—

ASHI: Hey hey! No need to out me like that…!

EPEL: Heh, sorry Ashi. Was I right, at least?

ASHI: Hmm… yeah! Not right on the nose, though.

ASHI: I think that if I were to be in a dorm… I’d pick Pomefiore.

EPEL: I didn’t really consider it, but I could see it now that you say it. The uniform would fit you, I think.

ASHI: Yeah! And we’d get to be twinsies!

ASHI: Ashi-Eppy, the Birthday swapped duo! 5/6 and 6/5! ☆

EPEL: Heheh. You’d definitely be a shine of sunlight in here. It would be fun to hang out with you at Pomefiore.

EPEL: But you don’t use makeup, don’t you? That’d be a sure-fire way to stand out.

ASHI: Yeah, that’s be the only downside…

ASHI: And the food, right?! It looks so… appetizer-core. Defo not up my alley, I couldn’t imagine…

ASHI: But Vil and Rook are cool! At least at Pomefiore, I know there’s people that can help accommodate me and make sure I’m happy and healthy!

ASHI: Maybe instead of a potato, I can became a French fry… Sounds kinda banger, don’t you think?

EPEL: You make a funny argument.

ASHI: Life at Ramshackle can get kinda stressful, you know! I love the ghosts and all, but it’s scary sometimes…

ASHI: Grimmy thinks it’s funny to prank me, and he’ll just graze over my legs as I’m sleeping, and it’s so freaky!

ASHI: Dunno, man… It’d be nice to see him get some karma and have to keep it all up-tight at Pomefiore.

ASHI: But I guess at the end of the day, the thing that I’m missing at my dorm is the constant hustle and bustle.

EPEL: People would kill for that, you know.

ASHI: Also true~.

ASHI: Well, there’s no silence you can’t fix with a simple hangout! I can always count on you to make Ramshackle a little more lively, right Eppy?

EPEL: That’s right! The Ashi— Eh… Eppy duo can reign at Ramshackle!

ASHI: Darn right, hahaha!

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ASHI: D’aww, is it already the end of the interview…?

EPEL: Yep. It’s ‘round time for yer good-luck gift!

ASHI: Wow, hometown-Eppy makes a comeback?! That doesn’t sound good for me at all—!

EPEL: Trust me, yer gonna wanna brace yerself. ‘Cause I ain’t goin’ easy on ya, even if you are a girl!

ASHI: Oh boy… Guess I shouldn’t hold back either, huh?

ASHI: …Pfft! KK, bring it on!~

EPEL: Prepare yerself!

EPEL: Happy Birthday, Ashi!

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CARD: UNLOCKED!

GROOVY: UNLOCKED!

[veggie-miilk]

Hey bitches happy 2025 srry I was dead for a month, have sonichu/chaotic combo instead

I luv you rosy you deserve the fairy type 🧚‍♀️ ✨️

Chill surfer girl, bit of a bimbo but we love her for that. Made her an a azumarill cuz I like them more that marills srry

oKAY NGL I MADE THEM WAY TO CUNTY FOR THEIR OWN GOOD LIKE WTF?? also I can't be the only one that magi-chan just scream enby vibes. right?

Dude just can't sit the fuck down and relax, like

Oh lawd he a big boy (god bless you Courtney/SNT for doing a banger punchy redesign) I tried to make him less like a knuckles clone so I changed his body type and also his face. (Fun fact his based off of bark the polar bear)

Punchy looks scary but he's actually a big teddy bear and loves to crack jokes

K so like, I changed Blake (changed his name to Mimichu) isn't just a sonichu DNA clone, but is now (kinda) the same way shadow is made. Like imagine if one of the scientists the angle island super sonic mural and thought "Holy shit, Giovanni wanted something like this right? Now i dont have to do any extra work" Mimic was lowkey a fucked up experiment. Notably he doesn't have cheek pouches, so he can't harness electricity. And has to use wrist guards to harness electricity. I also changed Blake into a closeted trans girl but that's for later so sssSSSHHH

A plucky lil archer boy who can't be trusted by himslef (funny weed joke here) he's the shortest and youngest of the chaotic combo

Same kinda lore and backstory (ig) but now she's a lesbian. She looks like she got her shit together but shes crumbling inside. ITS OKAY GIRL, BE REBELLIOUS IT WONT HURT YOU 😭

She got this sick ass battle axe now (placeholder srry)

Think of the most chaotic dnd group imaginable and thas the chaotic combo. They mean well and save the day countless times, but good god do they cause massive property damage

Extra under cut

Sonichu concept

Magi but naky

[lilygoofywritingcave]

Fright night!

Horror movie night with V, what could go wrong?

It started with a casual text from Angel in SlaughterHouse: <@Angelic>: Gonna see that new rom-com tonight with Misaki. Looks dumb but kinda cute tho <3 <@hitmeuppp>: if it’s bad we can at least laugh at it lmao <@Angelic>: Exactly. You smiled at your phone. It wasn’t surprising, Misaki always enjoy making fun of corny, sappy movies, and Angel, despite being known for her sharp wit and playful nature, couldn't resist a good love story, no matter how over-the-top it was. It gave you an idea. <@Y/N>: Sounds fun. Maybe I’ll do a movie night too. <@Angelic>: With V? *Gosh Angel knew you so well. * <@Y/N>: Yeah, maybe... He likes movies, right? <@hitmeuppp>: he seems like the documentary type ngl <@Angelic>: Or old classics. Maybe he’ll let you pick something ? There was definitely hesitation, Valentin was always the responsible one, the guy with refined taste and careful choices. He’d probably suggest something deep and thought-provoking like “Schindler's list” or “Inception”, and your mind will actually explode trying to process them. And honestly? You just wanted to cuddle up and watch something silly or entertaining. So you took a chance. <@Y/N>: @K9 , movie night? My pick this time please? A minute later, he responded: <@K9>: Alright, I trust your choice. You grinned, this will be great. You’ll pick something light, maybe a bit thrilling but not too intense. A fun, cozy night together. And then, of course, Ronin just had to show up. <@goreboy>: oH? a movie Night? <@Y/N>: …Yes? <@goreboy>: what kinda movie we talkin’ here? <@Y/N>: Something fun I guess? <@goreboy>: “fun” as in roMance thE lovey-doveY thing oR “fun” as In The Texas ChainsAw MassacRe? You froze, that was not the direction you wanted this to go. <@Y/N>: The first one, I still want to keep my soul intact. <@goreboy>: booorIng. lucKy for you, i Got the perFect pick. A second later, he dropped a movie title. You shivered at the name before quickly looking it up. You aren’t taking any chances. Your stomach dropped as the search results screamed "most terrifying horror experience of the decade", "psychological terror that will leave you paranoid for weeks", and "viewers reported sleeping with the lights on for a month." No, absolutely not. <@Y/N>: NO. <@goreboy>: YES!!! <@hitmeuppp>: LMAO. Good luck with that. <@Angelic>:  I think it’s a great choice. <@Y/N>: WHY ARE YALL LIKE THIS.

Just then, Ronin sent you a DM: <@goreboy>: looK, darlin’. if Ya watch a hoRror movIe with V, he’ll havE no choice buT to hold yOu close When you get sCared, Trust me on tHis. You frowned at your screen, blushing at the suggestion. <@Y/N>: …Go away. <@goreboy>:  have fun~ At this point, you should have just refused and go with your original plan. But when you brought it up to Valentin, he just smiled slightly and said: "I don’t mind. It’ll be interesting to see how you handle it." Oh, it was a trap, and you fell right into it… Sitting on Valentin’s couch, you were deeply regretting every life decisions. The movie wasn’t just scary, it was pure nightmare fuel. The kind of horror that didn’t rely on cheap jumpscares but on pure, psychological terror. It crept under your skin and spine, got into your head, made every shadows in the room feel a little too dark, a little too human... And to make it even worse? You were watching it with V, who was completely unfazed. "You’re awfully quiet." he commented, glancing at you as another disturbing scene played out. You swallowed hard: "I’m fine, don’t worry about it." Valentin’s gaze turned to your grip on the couch as if you could tear it off. He smirked but said nothing. The movie continued, and it only grew worse. The kind of eerie silence that made you tense, knowing something horrible was coming behind you. And then… The most gut-wrenching, horrific jumpscare of the entire film hit. You screamed, instinctively grabbing Valentin’s arm and clinging for your dear life. Your heart was pounding so hard it felt like it might explode at any moment. "Well that was a strong reaction." He said, amused. "I hate this…" you whimpered. "You chose to watch it." "Ronin chose it!" He raised an eyebrow: "And you still listened?" You groaned: "I make bad choices, okay?" After a minute or two, Valentin exhaled, a hint of concern: "You feeling better now?" You laid still, burying  your face in his shoulder: "Why did I listen to Ronin?" "That’s a question you should ask yourself more often," he smiled. As another terrifying scene starts playing. You squeezed your eyes shut, refusing to look at the screen. Valentin shifted beside you, adjusting so you were tucked against him more comfortably. "You know," he spoke up, his voice as casual as if you weren’t on the verge of passing out, "you could stop watching. Would that be better?" "And leave myself alone in the dark? Absolutely not. Besides, if I stop now, I’ll just imagine worse things."

"Reasonable.”.

…

By the time the credits finally rolled, you felt like you had aged ten years. "Well," Valentin said, stretching. "That was quite the experience." You turned to him, questioning your own ears: "Fun?" He smiled softly: "You survived, didn’t you?" "Barely." Just then, a notification popped up in the group chat. <@Angelic>: How’s the movie night going? <@Y/N>: I think I lost ten years of my life. <@hitmeuppp>: lmao, weak <@Angelic>: Misaki, you literally screamed during the rom-com just because the guy showed up out of nowhere to surprise her. <@hitmeuppp>: jumpscares ARE jumpscares You grinned, shaking your head. At least you weren’t the only one who suffered tonight.

You dropped your head against Valentin’s shoulder, desperately in need of a sweet treatment: "I need something happy. Or candy. Or both." Valentin thought for a few seconds before standing up:"Come on, then." You blinked, surprised that worked: "Huh?" He grabbed his jacket: "Late-night snack run. You’ve earned it." You stared at him, then sighed in relief, getting up to follow. Maybe tonight wasn’t a complete disaster…

[iwasneverprince]

omg tell me why I legit squealed when you responded with the babble :D you're so adorable, I can't!!! You're so pretty when you get nervous and your brain draws a blank when I put you on the spot. I wanna memorize every line and curve of your body with my hands, maybe I can guess which areas of the body you've been working out.

I love the thought of a scary-looking tall goth man submitting himself to me makes me melt, I wanna put a collar on you and spit in your mouth and sit on your facehukarkglhakl-- okay anyways!! When it comes to working out, idk how you do it sweetheart! How long have you been doing it for? I know I don't have the self-discipline to keep up with a workout plan for them gains, yk? And the physical pain and sickness feelings that come from it... If you were aching too much, I'd keep you sat down on a chair or couch while I make you your favorite food and give you a massage. Running my fingers through your scalp, peppering your face, neck, and every trace of skin I can get to with kisses.

Regarding the surfing story, that sounds absolutely terrifying!!! I'm glad you got out of there safe and sound <3 You mentioned hiking as well, what do you enjoy about hiking?? I'm curious on your thoughts about dreams and consciousness, what kind of art and music you enjoy. You can learn a lot about a person based on their music taste. And ngl dreams and consciousness are things I also find great interest in.

hehe oh my gosh thats soooo cute and adorable oh my gosh

God id love you to remebr all the parts of my body and the shapes of my muscles and where the most sensitve parts of me are! I love being collared so much its so cute and lovely being under the control of a mommy whos smaller than me and being on my knees for her oh my gosh i love it so much being able to surrender myself like that!! GOSH yes please spit in my mouth and sit on my face please?? I love spit so much like oh my god i want to drink mommys spit all the time i want it in everything i eat and drink its so cute somehow i love it, and then theres nothing nicer than having my face sat on oh my gosh i hope youd please let me eat your ass i love that sooo mcuh

But yes Working out kinda sucks i feel like i put on somekind of muscle guy persona to do it. In the shed with grease everywhere blasting led zepplen next to my motorbike it feels so macho. I think seeing the results over time is what drives me the most! Sometimes its hard to keep sight of the progress ive made but i feel like ive come a long way but still have a long way that i want to go!! I just soldier on and try and do it and not be lazy, ANd i think if the muscles look nicer for my mommy then thats all the moticvation i need to keep going!

God id love a massage or to bee looked afterwards that would be so lovely i would just melt oh my gosh yes pleaseeee i need that a lot!!

I think I love hiking cause its so nice to be seperate from the world for a while, no lavish comforts or anything like that, even just some water becomes so precious and nice or a cool breeze when you are boiling. Something always goes wrong on our hikes but it is always fun. We always bring our instruments and play out in the camp at night its so lovely and special and form very close bonds its so nice, and the nature is so pretty too

I find dreams interesting generally, like how peiople hjave such different dreams, and reoccuring dreams. I find it interesting how they are sometimes random crap, sometimes terrifying, sometimes just processing stuff from the other day. Other times they are very cathartic and feel more than just a dream and more meaningful and deep its so interesting to me, i hope to learn to lucid dream again.

Consciousness is so bizarre to me, I enjoy the philosophy stuff about it. Like the physical world is non-conscious, it doesn't have a subjective experience, and yet somehow through the interactions of non conscious matter a consciousness or subjective experience comes about. I think this is what they call materializm in philosophy, that consciousness arises from the interactions of all the chemicals and electrical signals in the brain. Ive come to belive this less and less, and now I am what they would call a duelist or idealist in philosophy. I think that dualism is a realistic explanation, but am more closely aligned with a idealist perspective. I think that consciousness is somehow a fundamental property or reality, similar to how we would look at space or time. I think that perhaps our brains are more like filters or radiorecivers in a way that consciousness moves through (thats dualism). Or even I believe that consciousness is the only thing that is real, and that we are all just one giant consciousness that is experiencing itself (idealism) if that makes any sense. I hope that doesnt sound too crazy or anything but thats just the perspective that i have come to now

I love amazing moody paintings and stuff i have a particular flavour that i like and would liek to create! I love doing women in th ejungle with tigers and fun colors and stuff sorta in a more stylistc way since im not the best at painting hehe i should do more i keep slacking off!!

I love a lot of psych rock and prince and juimi hendrix and some indie sorta stuff like mgmt and lots of random other stuff! I like making funky pscyh pop stuff in the jungle is the kind of music i make with lots of animal noises from the synth and effects and stuff. I hate to sound like im sims obessed but im listening to the sims 2 soundtrack as i write this i oiftern listen to a lot of random soundtracks and movie stuff. I normally listen to one siong over and voer a lot

gosh my fginers are getting sore from all this typing1!! Thank you so much for your ask you are so sweet and nice and cute hehe thank you so so so so much its ncei to be able to say some stuff about consciosunes and dreams and stuff its nice and also gosh i really would like to have mouth mouth spat in and then sat on please oh my gosh i just want to drink spit from mommies sooo mcuh its killing me here,

THANk youooo so os much for your askkk!!!!

[acatinstarktower]

The Avengers: Earth's mightiest heroes

S1:Ep3 Hulk VS the World

My thoughts on the episode!

Very pretty background shots + I like the lizard, very cute, thankful the guy did not step on it.

Oh is that Bruce Banner? That is the most stray cat looking Bruce I've ever seen. Boo cops pulling over shady guys at random, let the man and his hoodie in the las Vegas hear live.

Actually though how did they know that was him?? Does shield/the government actually have every single official briefed on what Bruce looks like/being told to be on specific alert for him? Cause that's like scary levels of oh they want this man arrested. (Also were those "tanks" just there already cause like area 51 is nearby orrrrrr was it just a very big convenience the exact groups looking for Bruce are like 5 min away from him?)

Shoutout gama radiation scientist nerd!! (And another infodump moment for the audiences sake LMAO) Very interesting 👀 moment throwing shade on Shield.

Okay if this guy broke out of prison why is he trying to start a fight with a very well known other mutant too? Seems like that might draw a lot of attention to both of them.

If only metal guy had plot awareness and knew antagonizing main characters in this show only makes them unlock stronger attacks o7.

Omg first like graphic(kinda) injury moment?? He's just a head made out of rock now. I think I like it more when this show goes yeah they're killing people and also suffering injuries from these fights rather than woahhh everyone was miraculously okay after being thrown around like a toy and knocked unconscious.

BLACK WIDOW HI 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 (Also Hawkeye)

Also daaaamn you tell him Hulk. Kill that bitch!!! Bro also just stood there with arrows in him lmao

General Ros /neg

The power dynamics/political aspects of this do intrigue me a lot ngl. Shield vs the government's vs the individual superheros is looking like a very fun background for all this plot to happen in.

HULK <3 <3 <3 HE JUST WANTS TO HELP PEOPLE

Also fucking ouch my god. Wait plz tell me they also have the head of the guy that would be so funny. Or maybe he got destroyed during the many many bombs that got set off during that fight.

This doesn't seem seem very humane ngl. Bruce also needs like,,,, some proper food I think. I am such a sucker for soldier realizes origination they've dedicated themselves to is lying to them.

Oooooo did she steal the Hulk dna? Pfffffft Hawkeye trying the most basic passwords at first. OH ITS HYDRA OH DAMN. Pitting spy vs spy against each other?

WOAH THAT DID NOT GO HOW I EXCPECTED HOLY SHIT. Duuuuuuude this series is fucking good.

[redwidow616]

Okayyyyyy it's 11 pm and i just watched the new aaa episode and i can't sleep before i write down all my thoughts so spoilers under the cut

I swear how many times do they wanna make me think mrs. Hart is coming back?? Literally the first scene i was like waiit green witch? Animals coming out of her grave (i think)? But then it was "just" the salem seven and i was just sitting there thinking whyyyy am i doing this to myself right before i want to go to sleep?? But it was okay, not as scary as i thought it would be (im such a baby about stuff like this istg even tho i never even get nightmares)

The broom ride looked soooo cool, them in front of the moon, rio being crazy, just everything

Ngl i was sure the salem seven would at least try to come in or wod be shown following them somehow at the end. I mean they had to get through the studio house somehow but yeah I'm sure we'll see them againIt was soooo funny to me when they showed the ouija (is that how it's spelled??) board, seriously marvel, two witch clichés in one episode I was also surprised this was already agathas trial because i was convinced hers would be last but oh well

Her imitating mrs hart tho like girl show some respect like wtf was that, then when she was possessed before we new it was her mom, again with the horror movie cliche, like a witch from back then would actually do that?? Also what kinda shitty ass mother is she, i can't believe she would say that to agatha

Of course the whole solution part was crazy, i loved how rio was basically like no one can have her except me to her mom and while i was not very excited for mom!agatha but the Nicholas scratch thing pulling her out of possession was kinda cute ngl

But ALICE NOOOOO i can't believe agatha did that, now we already have two dead witches :(( also did they just leave her there?????? For the salem seven to find and idk eat or smth?????? And teen being so concerned for her, it broke my heart

But of course the ending!!!!!! WHAT WAS THAT???????? WHAT DO YOU MEAN HIS MOM????? WANDA???!!???!!!!! WHAT IS GONNA HAPPEN TO THE THREE OF THEM NOW????? WHERE DID RIO GO????? TEEN IS WEARING THE SCARLET WITCH CROWN BUT IN SILVER????? WERE THE PEOPLE SAYING HE'S WICCAN RIGHT???? ( i actually have no idea about this, i didn't read the comics)

seriously @rorysfreakshow616 you were completely accurate when telling me the last scene is crazy, i thought maybe it would be alice rising from the dead or smthn or the salem seven getting them, i actually thought they had possessed jen and lilia for a sec before i saw that there eyes were the same colour as teens magic and i was also just sitting there with my mouth wide open thinking wtfwtfwtfwtfwtf after i finished this episode

Also one last random spontaneous thought, what of teens spell book was another copy of the dark hold?

Okay I'm done now, I'll probably rewatch this episode cus I'm crazy about it and i can't wait for the next one

[booksanddarkchocolate]

Here we go, episode 7 live reactions:

- WE’RE STARTING WITH CRUSTYS

- Why is Percy alone?

- This was the only trap I genuinely believed they were gonna fall for now, but I guess not

- It would be weird if they did fall for it now I guess so I don’t mind

- He is looking Crusty ngl

- Oh the secret passage is here interesting

- This guy is seriously scary lol

- He gives Willy Wonka vibes lol

- This is the first time I really noticed how much they had to tone it down for Disney

- THE RED BALL FOR CERBERUS

- Leah is amazing

- That was such a sad flashback :(

- Where did Grover go

- Annabeth just petting Cerberus 🥹

- They definitely didn’t have time to negotiate with Charon regarding how many things they have to fit in this episode but I’m kinda sad about it

- Grover is not panicked enough for losing that pearl, the way I’d have a huuuuuge panic attack 😂

- Baby Percy thinking Sally just doesn’t want to homeschool him while she just can’t homeschool him and have an income 😭

- The lost souls are scary 😟

- Would Hazel look like this as well?

- WHAT IF THEY WERE TALKING TO HAZEL THAT’D BE SO FUNNY BUT ACTUALLY SAD

- Now they’re making Annabeth look like the traitor but not wanting to be one 😭

- What is she actually regretting tho? Letting Percy send Medusa’s head to the gods? It must be more right?

- Oh good thinking Percy

- THE LIGHTNING BOLT

- Slay Grover

- Sally is gorgeous 😍

- “I would never do this to you” IM CRYING

- I feel so bad for Percy and Sally 😭

- Oh I love Hades

- Why is she just a gold statue like a decor 😂

- “WHY DO THEY ALWAYS THINK THAT HADES IS THE BAD GUY, maybe it’s the decor” - Hades in tlt musical

- I love Hades sm 😂

- Did they mention Kronos this early in the books? It does make sense they do it in the show already

- Hades getting real uncomfortable about his dad lol

- HOLD FAST 😭

- Wait can Sally make it rain

- HOLD UP IS THAT POSEIDON

- THAT IS POSEIDON

- WHAT

- I liked it better when Poseidon was an absentee dad that just simped for Sally occasionally, yes sometimes I do just want 2 dimensional characters 😂

- I’m so excited for the season finale

I know my take on Poseidon is wild and I’m not 100% on board with it, but at least if they make the gods ‘redeemable’ make Athena ‘redeemable’ as well (redeemable being said very lightly lol)

[axcel-lucci]

Secrets...?

Previous part (this is the last part)

My masterlist

A/n: I'm so freaking busy NGL.

On the way back to the manor, it was friendly talk, Law and Dice surprisingly got along perfectly, considering they're both doctors probably.

"I hope this doesn't destroy the mood but... When are you guys gonna tell me I'm adopted?" (Y/n) laughed

It kinda made Lucifer laugh just a bit

Dice just sighed softly, "you're not adopted." He says

"What... Do you mean?" (Y/n) said, looking at him with a slight confusion, "that's impossible, isn't it??"

Law hummed a bit with a nod, "in... In a scientific perspective, a male cannot have children with another male, their genetics and DNA structure simply does not add up. As well as the physical body." Law briefly explains

"You are not adopted, trust me. You aren't." Dice shook his head

"Oh... So... Am I... Like an illegitimate child...? Like one of you went out... Got some girl..."

"No." Lucifer shook his head as well, "none of us did."

"Surrogate?" Law asked

"Not that, either"

"But... How...??" (Y/n) asked as she stared at her two parents, "how is it possible that I am not adopted? If none of you cheated on the other, no surrogate, and definitely not adoption... How... How was I even... You know..."

Dice just sighed once more, the look Lucifer and Dice gave to each other raised so much more questions in her head that she was unwilling to even ask.

It was quiet on the way back, Dice asked Law politely to give them some space for a bit and he obliged, giving her a quick kiss on the cheek and a reassurance that whatever happens, he'll be there.

She just nodded and watched him walk off into their bedroom

"There's... Something we should've told you..." Dice said as he placed a hand on her back and leads her to a path she knows too well

"Which is...?" She muttered as Lucifer walked on the other side

"It's... Some thing we knew you'd be asking, but we didn't... Want you to question your existence..." Lucifer said

"Isn't the story supposed to go like this...?" She muttered, "how two scary mafia leaders find an abandoned baby on the side of the road, keeps the baby, and raised it as their own...? Isn't that how the story supposed to go...??"

Dice and Lucifer just looked at her with an apologetic look and shook their heads

She knew the path they were walking on lead to the underground basement where most of the liquor were stored and in front of the doors they told her never to enter.

"What..."

"Whatever you do" Dice cuts her off, "don't tell anyone about what's behind this door, okay?"

She just looks at him, then at the door, then back at him before swallowing thickly and nodding.

"Okay..." Lucifer sighed, "I got you if you need to run, okay?"

She looked at Lucifer and nodded, "thanks..."

Dice sighed heavily and slowly opened the door inwards, pulling her in.

She winced slightly at the lights adorning the whole room

She was still getting used to the lights before hearing the door close.

Once she was able to adjust her eyes, she marveled at the big room with lots of heavy duty equipment.

A big lab, a big FUCKING LAB, under the home she grew up in.

She started to walk through the lab.

Tons of big tubes filled with unknown liquid, big cans of some... Genome or something all over... And testing tubes littering almost every table and desk she sees.

On the ground, it was unusually clean but had to step over big wires that connects most tubes to one another, as if supplying them with all energy it needs.

"This... Lab... What..." She muttered, utterly speechless at what this place is.

It looks almost straight out of a movie.

"This place... Is where you were born..." Dice smiled comfortably soft, as if not to alarm her when she turned to him with a shocked expression

"My birthing place??? What do you mean, dad? Or... Are you even my dad..." She mumbled, stepping back a bit.

"I am! I am..." Dice said trying to give her the space she needs, "I am still your dad. Hell, I created you."

"T-then..."

Dice just sighed and leads her deeper into the lab.

And deeper they go, until (y/n) sees a big tube, but it was damaged.

The glass was broken, the wires connecting to it seemed... disoriented and busted... Almost as if something inside it bursted out.

"What..."

"This was your tube, dear..." Dice muttered

"My... What??"

"Your tube..." Dice said, "I know it sounds weird but... You were created... Here. In this lab, in this very tube."

"How... Is that possible??"

"I'm not a great scientist for nothing, sweetie..." Dice chuckled softly, "... I think I owe you an explanation, right?"

"You definitely do."

Dice took a deep breath in, "well... Back before, I thought cloning was possible. Indeed it was, I had cloned multiple subjects but they only lasted for a day or two. That's when I had the bright idea to play god and... Create life from nothing... So... With your father's help, I took his DNA and mine, mixed them together, and created a vessel. At first, I wasn't too enthusiastic about it but... When an embryo started to form... I was beyond ecstatic."

"Dice stayed up all day and all night regulating the tube you were in..." Lucifer chimes in softly, "... Supplying the proper nutrients, vitamins, energy... He had devoted so much time... At first of course I thought 'this embryo will die within two days'... But I had no heart to tell him that, if you saw how happy he was with the discovery, I would only shatter his heart if I told him that."

Dice shyly smiled, "I... I was admittedly foolish and blindsighted by what I had discovered, no man could make a human life from... Well... This. And I... I was the first to make it. I was... Entirely... Entirely devoted... But... Of course I soon come to realize that, had this come out, not only would I be killed off, but my research would also go in vain... So... I kept you alive in this tube quietly..."

She hummed slightly

"... But of course" Dice chuckled, "I had a hope that you'd grow up as a human being... I was dreaming of that one day, upon the ninth month of you growing inside this tube, that something went horribly wrong, I wasn't sure what but... The glass could not withhold the force of... Something... So it blew up. I was... Devastated, my work, my time, my... Hope... It was gone. But then..." Dice smiled softly and held her hands before looking into her eyes with a smile, "... But then, I heard cries from inside the broken capsule, I looked and there I saw, a small child... Crying from hunger... What do you think I felt?"

She let out a breathy laugh, "I don't know..."

Dice just smiled and hugged her, "I felt relief that you were alive... That you... You are the best thing that has ever happened to me."

She sighed softly and slowly hugged him back

Lucifer smiled before sneaking a quick tight hug on both of them, "you don't know how many times I had to assure Dice that babies cry a lot because he was worried you'd be hungry or something..." He laughed

"I'm a first time parent, okay?" Dice huffed

She giggled softly, "I... See..."

"What? You didn't come with instructions." Dice laughed a bit

"First few months he was frantic,. literally." Lucifer whispered to (y/n) making dice punch him softly

"I wasn't."

"Yes you were"

"Nu-uh"

"Yuh-uh"

"How did I marry this big oaf." Dice scoffed.

"You LOVE me. That's why."

"And I regret that."

"Aww"

(Y/n) giggled at her parents small bickering.

Timeskip...

"Father, dad... I'll miss you..." (Y/n) smiled softly

"I know, dear... We will, too." Dice chuckled before kissing her head, "but then again... You've lived without us, I'm sure you could do it again."

"That's... A different situation..."

"Situation or not, I'm proud you've become so independent." Lucifer hugged her tightly, "don't worry about it. Also, you can visit anytime as long as your fiance allows it."

Law perked up at his mention behind (y/n), "what?"

"Nothing." Dice and Lucifer laughed.

Soon, it was time to leave and (y/n) was about to board back on the sub.

One final glance back at her parents and she couldn't help but run back and give them a big hug in which they reciprocated back as well.

"I'm gonna miss you guys..."

"We would, too..."

With a final look, she boarded the sub.

"Good that you guys had made up?" Law said as he hugged her from behind

"Yeah... Can we come back in a few months?" (Y/n) asked

"Why not? Your dad could teach me a thing or two about medicine. After, I'm self thought." Law chuckled

"Oh? He thought you a few things?"

"Mhm. Mostly just emergency things and food alternatives."

"That's good... Then..."

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