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virtue/moir x shower day by the amazing devil
#happy vm reunion yesterday i guess#i've been working on this on and off for like a year but that actually inspired me to finish it#virtue moir#virtue/moir#figure skating edit#figure skating#tessa virtue#scott moir#ice dance#the amazing devil#rtr footage is from tina whose tumblr url i forget#and skatingvideos3027 on youtube#oh wait tina is#bartowskis#< i think??
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BRAND NEW SCREENGRABS FROM THE NEW EPISODE COMING ON SUNDAY OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
#THEYRE GOING BOWLING AHHH#I CANT WAIT I CANT WAIT#OH MY GOD#bobs burgers#bob's burgers#gene belcher#gene bobs burgers#bob belcher#tina belcher#bobs burger movie#louise belcher#linda belcher#tina bobs burgers#regular sized rudy#rudy bobs burgers#rudy stieblitz
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"Get your waterballoons ready, we're going to war" 👊🍔
I know I said I was gonna draw them muppets for this one but I got bored so I tried something else (with precious lil bean mouths 🥳)
#waited my whole life to draw Louise making the L sign just to realize that I let her use the wrong hand so we get an mirrored L 😐#I used like 30 layers to get this done you better appreciate it and not say anything about me not knowing how to draw a bra#one last coloured art before I jump to the boblin week bandwagon 🥳🥳🥳#bobs burgers#bobs burgers fanart#bob's burgers#bob belcher#linda belcher#tina belcher#gene belcher#louise belcher#calvin fischoeder#jimmy pesto jr#zeke bobs burgers#andy and ollie#jimmy pesto sr#teddy bobs burgers#edith bobs burgers#harold bobs burgers#oh look at that I actually tagged everyone
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I forget carmy is a wunderkind in the culinary world like of course he has a place and boat in copenhagen to send marcus and his photo is up in kitchens across the world and he “tells” chef terry about richie and can ask thom browne for last minute custom chef whites and I mean cicero is probably so giving with his money because it’s his nephew but also it’s carmen berzatto
#like he says he has no friends but he comes across kind and humble so he’s probably well liked among his colleagues#I mean obv he is because he has richie stag at this apparently very big deal restaurant with a and I quote ‘gangster’ waiting list#meanwhile he like didn’t even have a food safe cert or something like ?😭😭#and Luca still talks about him obviously he made mark#anyways I love the little nods to his status like…oh yeah he MIGHT be a big deal#but I also LOOVE that sydney has connections of her own#like the guy with the kitchen who jokingly tries to poach her and the very nice man who gives her the sweetest hug and advice#they are loved in some way in this world and it’s so nice to see them share that with the rest of the crew#them sending ebra and tina to culinary school and telling sweeps their pay has already been set aside#theyre a giant family with this random superstar chef and up and coming superstar chef who believe in them#family!#the bear fx#the bear season 2
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okay i have no demographics on how many of you have ALSO watched "friday night dinner" but i presume a slim amount considering a lot of the shows fanbase for bobs burgers is american whilst friday night dinner is more british.
anyway- i distinctly remember writing a while back, a whole entire ass fic on wattpad about the two. i think it was just so so niche that i took it down, because i expected it to blow up instantly :')))) but uhm good times??
do i regret deleting it?? not in the slightest. yet sometimes i wonder how all of those 10k words are holding up that little ali removed from the world :')
i think i aged down adam and jonny and moved them to seymours bay?????? it was just such a fever dream
#bobs burgers#friday night dinner#simon bird#tom rosenthal#bobs burgers fanart#tina belcher#bobs burgers fanfic#friday night dinner fanfic#oh my god what is this#a crossover episode??#wait wrong show nevermind!!!!
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Ayo Edebiri and Natasha Lyonne in one picture… ❤️♥️💗💖💞💞💞
#i think i hauve covid#I am gargling my heart rn my love is being POWERWASHED by this pic#ayo edebiri#my two favorite shows… Russian Dolls and The Bear oh my GOD#I’m imagining Nadia as a sous at the bear now LMAO#eh it would probably be in the same vein as Tina’s story so she’s covered imo. but Ayo in Russian Doll??? THE REPITITION…#she would probably have such a wild emotional Groundhog Day episode with her father taking about her mother…#AND IF SHE GOT TK MEET HER MOTHER & WALK IN HER SHOES LIKE NADIA?? WAIT WAIT HOLD ON#also the first pic on this post was w/ Edebiri in a green sweatshirt. do you know. do you know how close I am to developing tachycardia bc#of her. I’m not even mad
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The Whole-Brain Child, Daniel Siegel and Tina Bryson
#OH WAIT THIS EXPLAINS MY STRUGGLES THO#being married to my husband has been super healing in breaking me free from a lot of it#this is a parenting book but it still speaks to my own mental struggles lmao#the whole brain child#daniel siegel#tina bryson#neuroscience#parenting
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Happy February everyone, Todd "Secret Romantic" Brotzman will go on for hours about how Valentine's Day is about capitalist corporate greed but he will also show up at 7pm with a dozen roses and reservations at a candlelit restaurant, and Dirk "Secret Not-So-Romantic" Gently will make eyes over every pink teddy bear in the store but then forget the date.
#my ideal valentine's fic is todd trying his utmost to hit every bullet in '17 Best Valentine's Dates for New Couples' like 'I Cannot Let#Dirk Down' but he keeps getting thwarted by the universe and by dirk being like 'I Cannot Pressure Todd' like todd is like at the florist#but they only have like parsley so he tries to buy flower seeds and dirk is like 'Oh No Todd Is Gardening' and feeds them to the birds and#todd gets all the ingredients for lava cake and dirk eats the chocolate and todd tries to hide cards and dirk finds them and hides them#somewhere else and eventually they realize they're at cross purposes and get it together but there are many shenanigans first#dghda#brotzly#farah is being an equal and opposite disaster in that she and tina are pretending valentine's doesn't even exist but they're both like#'WHAT IF VALENTINES DOES EXIST' and it culminates in farah giving up and starting a cross country drive to bergsberg except tina is ALSO on#a secret cross country drive to seattle and they cross in a random town and the rowdies hit tina's car and farah is like I HAVE A CARJACK#and then it's tina and they end up spending valentine's in idaho and it's also very sweet#(the rowdies are robbing chocolate stores across the northwest)#(no need to wait for the sale if you weren't paying to begin with)
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Wrote a tiny lil Blam fic inspired by a conversation me and @judasisgayriot had earlier. Just a cute little getting together ficlet while I work on bigger more angsty stuff 😅 Enjoy!
"Dude," Sam says, approaching Blaine at his locker. "Come here, I've got something to tell you!"
Blaine furrows his brow. "What's up?"
Sam shakes his head. "No, dude, it's... it's kind of a secret. I need you to come closer."
"Okaaay," says Blaine, leaning in, trying not to think about how close those lips were, how easy it would be to just turn slightly and kiss him. Don't think about it, Blaine, he thinks to himself. He's just going to whisper in your ear.
Then Sam turns his head, pressing his lips half to Blaine's cheek and half to his lips. Blaine's brain short circuits. He barely registers Sam looking at him very seriously for a second, before he breaks into a smile, then turns away with a whoop, launching himself down the corridor giggling, attempting to jump and spin at the same time and almost knocking over Puckerman's brother.
"Dude, leave the dancing to me huh?" Jake says, and Blaine burbles out a laugh, unable to do anything else. He glances around and sees Tina across the hallway, looking at him, the shock in her eyes mirroring his own.
And then he's sprinting down the corridor to catch up with Sam.
"Dude," he says, although the platonic endearment catches in his throat as Sam turns to look at him. "What the hell-" he realises people are staring and lowers his voice. "What the hell was that?"
Sam looks adorably confused. "What was what?"
"You know," Blaine says, wondering for a moment if he had imagined it. But no, Tina had seen it too. "The kiss."
"Oh," says Sam, and is that a blush rising up into Sam's cheeks? "Well, uh, I kinda like you. And I was thinking, since I like you and you like me, maybe we should date? If you want?"
"W-what? I mean- No, seriously, what?"
Sam's definitely blushing now, looking down at the floor. "I mean, like I said, you don't have to. It's fine if you don't want to. I just thought it could be cool, you know?"
"No, yeah, I mean, I definitely want to!" Blaine says, and then winces, wondering if he seems too eager. But he's not the one who just kissed Sam in the school corridor. "Wait, you aren't punking me, right?"
Sam looks downright offended, which is probably fair. It's not Sam's fault that Blaine is hopelessly insecure. "No, dude, of course not! I would never do that to you!"
"I know, I know, I just...so...we're dating?"
Sam grins at him, a new grin, a little shy, a lot happy. "We're dating."
"Guys, I'm happy for you, but can you stop standing in the doorway of the choir room and either go in or go make out under the bleachers?" Tina's voice breaks the spell they're under, and Blaine blushes.
"Um, yeah, right," he says. He offers Sam his hand, heart in his throat, and Sam takes it. Just like that. "Shall we?" he says, and they enter the choir room hand in hand.
#blam#blaine anderson#sam evans#glee#glee fanfiction#tina cohen chang#fic#my writing#I just feel like this *could* happen#like Sam hasn't even come out yet but he's like 'oh wait I like Blaine' and just kisses him#and it breaks Blaine's brain a lil bit
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we only have 3 episodes left of 1000lb best friends before weve finished it. AND THEN. 1000LB SISTERS SERIES 5.
#txt#TAMMY... AMY... CHRIS... IVE MISSED YOU.#i cant wait to see the michael amy divorce stuff OH MY GOOODDDDDDD#i love reality tv#VANESSA IS DOING SO GOOD IN 1000LB BEST FRIENDS IM SO HAPPY FOR HER#poor tina ☹️ WAAUUGHH I LOVE ALL THESE PEOPLE
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not to be discussing glee plot in 2024 but i wish they'd made will schuester stay with holly holiday bc they were like perfect for each other. also its the only relationship will had where he didn't make me think he's a nasty little pervert
#if u ignore the 'sexy' lesson plan he had with her lmao#hes actually some creature#also why did they name her that#and oh my god they made emma so happy until i assume the writers got bored & made her back in love with him out of the blue#sorry mutuals for glee on your dash there will be much more to come#wait til they take tina's goth away#glee#leafposts
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trying to figure out if me constantly thinking about the day he's gonna leave me is anxiety, attachment issues or prophetic dreams
#cause like why am i already relating to some taylor breakup songs?? like cardigan word for word.. hello??#some days i'm like “oh he's playing me. he's gonna leave me next week.”#and i wait and wait and wait like a little ball of anxiety for him to make plans again#and when he does everything is right in the world again#other days i'm like “oh he's in love with me. he's gonna ask me to be his gf next week.”#how about a little peace of mind universe!!!#i miss when i was a bad bitch. now i'm just a bitch (depressed version)#keeping up with tina
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glee? more like im going to kill myself
me everyday
#specifically during little shop like everything there is so gleeafied#especially since there are only two asians (me and spenny we bring the asian rep go us we are the mike chang and tina cohen-chang here)#im so tallsettos#hi thetisming#wait we basically have the diversity level of the glee club except there’s only like one straight person#oh my god we’re glee
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✎ stupid liar
- gojo satoru x reader
no way. impossible. you couldn't possibly be jealous of gravure idol gojo likes so much now... or could you?
genre: jealous!reader vs slightly jealous!gojo, crack, and obviously, fluff !!
note: based on this post :))
a part of gojo's love entries
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"Look, Suguru~ Isn't she pretty?"
Your eye twitched at the sing-song voice, lips twisting into a scowl as you glanced at him from the corner of your twitching eye.
No. You don't care. Not in the slightest.
You stabbed your fork into your cheesecake with more fervor than necessary though.
"Eh?"
"Inoue Waka!" Satoru exclaimed with an enthusiasm that felt almost too bright. "This is her in her newest issue!"
‘Newest issue’ being a bikini special, with the said model lay sprawled in the most revealing piece possible. That indecent photo had also become the wallpaper and lockscreen on your boyfriend's phone, and he shamelessly showed it off with pride.
You steeled yourself. Again. No. It's not a big deal. You weren't jealous, especially not over some... heavily-altered picture of a porn actress!
"Ahh, she does look nice..."
You attacked your now-mutilated cheesecake again, feeling your mood plummet further after hearing Suguru's response. Now you were convinced, all men are dogs!
"—but not exactly my type," he added quickly, his gaze darting towards you. His interest lay more in your reaction, which was why he stirred the pot further: "Is she your type, Satoru?"
Your boyfriend, whether oblivious or intentional, erupted into giddy laughter like a kid. "Ehh... why of course!"
His enthusiastic agreement seemed to echo louder in your ears than it probably should have. The cheesecake, once a treat, now felt like lead in your mouth.
That's it. One more time and—
But then, Suguru's voice cut through your irritated thoughts again, clearly amused. "Well, but I've always thought real beauty lies not just in appearances but in strength of character. Wouldn't you agree, Satoru?"
You knew it, Suguru was indeed the best. You dared to glance up from your plate, curious about your cocky little clown’s response. But you really shouldn't, because Satoru, the absolute cretin he was—
"Why are you getting philosophical all of sudden?" he sullenly grumbled. "Important thing is if she's hot, then she is hot." You could have sworn he briefly side-eyed you before saying, "And no one is hotter than Inoue Waka."
Stupid. Idiot. Insufferable.
Standing up, your patience dissipated into thin air. Your brisk pace made Shoko, who was beside Suguru, to quirk an eyebrow. "Oh, leaving already?"
"I'm going back. Have a practice."
"Ehh? You didn't say?" only now did your shameless boyfriend turned to you fully. "It's still break time—"
"Nanami is waiting for me, goodbye."
You didn't look back even once, too annoyed to notice that Satoru was gawking at your words.
Satoru couldn't believe this. You ignored him. You actually did… in favor of Nanami!
He was starring daggers at how the two of you conversing so amiably across the hall. You were his girlfriend already, but he could barely able to make you look as sweet as you were with Nanami just now. You were always prickly with him!
Okay, but rest assured—with Suguru he may have doubts, but with Nanami, he was convinced he outshone him by a wide margin, perhaps even ten or twenty times over!
"Why are you sparring with him?" he was sulking when he caught you on the way back to the dorms after school. "Why not Haibara instead?"
You scoffed. "And why do you idolize Inoue Waka and not Yuzuki Tina?"
Oh, so that's what this is about. Suddenly, he didn't feel as miffed as a stupid grin split his face. "Ooh, you're looking into gravure idols too?"
"..."
"Heh, if you're doing it for research purpose, that's totally okay~"
"..."
"Pfft, you're so jealous it's so great to watch—"
You halted abruptly, your annoyance now at its peak. Facing your infuriating boyfriend, you leveled a piercing glare at him that caught him off-guard. "Gojo, from today onwards, we're having a ban."
"Whoa, hey—"
"—and in the meantime, you can print Inoue Waka out of your phone, hang her in your dorm and kiss your wall instead—"
"Just a minute!" Satoru interjected, eyes rounded with slight alarm. "Don't be too hasty!"
He looked at you, really looked at you, and saw that you were actually upset.
A twinge of... what is it? Some kind of guilt, he supposed, pricked his chest. He didn't like seeing you like this, especially knowing he had played a part in it. You should be smiling sweetly and catching his heart with it, not frowning like this.
"Hey," he started, his voice softening as a small, sincere smile crept onto his face. You continued to look away, a stubborn pout fixed on your lips. Darn it, how did you manage to look cute while angry too?
"Look at me, I'm all yours, okay?"
That got you to shoot him a sharp glance, and boohoo!—the ice in your heart thawed slightly as you met his smile, which soon evolved into a toothy grin.
But then, in one swift strike, he pulled his phone out and took a snap of your very-not-ready face.
"Satoru!" you screamed in panic, trying to climb over him to pluck his phone. "No! Delete that!"
"Ah ah," he crisply snickers, raising his hand with the phone high above where you couldn't reach. After pressing a few buttons, he triumphantly showed you his phone screen, now displaying your flop picture in all of its glory.
"That's seriously awful!" you grimaced, a look of horror in your face. "Satoru, for real—"
“You’re adorable,” he countered almost immediately, his smile wide and unabashed—the very winning smile that won your heart. “My girl is cute as heck and you know what the best part is? She’s mine.”
. . .
—okay, you were now positively melting. This was irritating, how can you forgive him this easily?
You huffed, raising your chin high to cover the very sizzling heat in your cheeks. "Hmph. Keep that photo then. But I'm still sparring with Nanami though."
"Mm-hmm, whatever. I hope his foul hairstyle won't affect you—"
"Don't badmouth him! Wait, don't tell me... you feel threatened by him?"
"Wha? Why would I!? I have the better face, better wallet—!"
Together, you walked back to the dorms, the evening air somehow felt lighter around you. Satoru's hand found yours along the way, and the two of you kept up a playful banter, followed by shared giggles afterwards.
. . .
What you didn't realize, however, was that there was another reason behind Satoru's happy laughter... his secret little mission had been a smashing success~
Epilogue
“I put too much faith in Y/N. I’m disappointed.”
“We are paying Gojo, damn it.”
Suguru and Shoko let out collective sighs, looking at the two of you. They witnessed your little outburst and that sealed everything.
You used to not give in to so easily. Unfortunately now, you were whipped for that idiot too, enough to get jealous over him.
As Suguru opened his wallet, a realization struck. “Shoko, now that I think about it… why am I always losing these bets?”
“You could just suck… or maybe," she glances him over before letting out a snort. "Your bangs just bring bad luck?”
#𝑙𝑜𝑣𝑒 𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑟𝑖𝑒𝑠#gojo satoru x reader#jjk drabbles#satoru gojo x reader#jjk x reader#jujutsu kaisen#jjk imagines#jjk x you#gojo x reader#jjk fanfic#jjk fluff#jujutsu kaisen imagines#jujutsu kaisen x reader#gojo satoru#jujutsu kaisen x you#jujutsu kaisen fanfic#gojo x you#gojo#gojo fluff#gojo satoru imagines#gojo satoru fluff#satoru gojo fluff#jjk gojo satoru#jujutsu kaisen fluff#jutusu kaisen x reader#satoru x reader#satoru gojo x you#satoru gojo
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I'm so normal
Part Three of the Catboy in the Village AU
Part One | Part Two
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Cellbit has been in and out of several prisons in his life. He's no stranger to captivity, he knows how it works. He knows how the system works, and he's not expecting the queen to be any better than any of his previous wardens.
...Still. It's kind of nice to be given a cell with an actual bed in it. With bedsheets- silk, probably, they're soft. And a rug on the marble floor to keep the chill away. And bookshelves. With books in them. Interesting-looking books, too: mysteries, judging by the titles, and ones he didn't have access to back home due to Gato Kingdom customs laws.
But, like. Fuck the queen. She kidnapped him and his husband, she's currently working on kidnapping their children, and she doesn't seem keen to give Cellbit and Roier any chance to escape.
The cell- a bedroom, Roier had called it, but, really, it's a cell- doesn't have any windows. The door is unlocked, but there are two guards outside who are apparently supposed to follow Cellbit and-slash-or Roier wherever they go.
There are clothes in the wardrobe that are clearly recycled from some other member of Gato royalty. They're all finer than anything Cellbit has ever known, and he thinks he'd rather die than wear them.
Roier, though? He's not happy about being kidnapped, and he's even less happy about not having anything to protect himself and Cellbit with, but he seems happy enough about the 'lost prince' treatment that Cellbit's getting.
"When we escape, we're bringing the clothes with us," Roier decides on night two of their forced stay in the castle.
They're in bed, Roier wrapped protectively around Cellbit's back and holding him so tightly that Cellbit's ribs hurt. It's close to midnight, but neither of them can sleep, because how can they sleep when their kids are an entire kingdom away?
Cellbit quietly laughs. "Yeah? How?"
"You'll carry them."
"Oh, will I?"
"Yes, obviously. I have to have my arms free for fighting."
Roier's breath ghosts over the back of Cellbit's neck. It's warm, and Roier is warm, and the blankets are warm, and it all feels so cozy and yet so wrong. The bed is too nice. The bed is too big. The room is too big. Roier's clothes are too soft. It's too quiet, where is all the noise?
The entire time that Cellbit has been in the castle, these past two days, he has seen a handful of people: a few guards, a total of two servants, and, of course, the queen. But she's been too busy trying to rebuild her kingdom to bother with the men she's had kidnapped, and Cellbit hasn't seen much of her outside of the meals he and Roier are dragged to twice a day.
The queen is... interesting. She's a total piece of shit and Cellbit kind of hates her more than he can describe, but she refuses to be addressed by any of the usual titles; she keeps correcting her knights when they call her anything but 'Bagi', and she looks two seconds away from murder every time Cellbit calls her 'your highness'. She seems to actually care about her kingdom, which is a marked difference from her parents, and she spends all day locked in her study in the tallest of the castle's towers working on... queen stuff. Whatever it is she does, Cellbit doesn't know. He isn't royalty, he's an alchemist. This is all foreign to him.
"Who says we need to fight?" Cellbit asks. "Maybe they'll just... let us go when they figure out they've got the wrong Cellbit."
"Mm, maybe. Or, hear me out, I knock out a guard, steal their sword, and then I carry you out of here. Easy."
Cellbit imagines it. He smiles as his imaginary Roier spontaneously becomes shirtless mid-escape.
He snuggles back into his real shirtless husband's chest with a happy little trill. His trill becomes a proper purr as one of Roier's hands trails up and into Cellbit's hair, landing at the base of his ears and scratching lightly. His eyes slip shut, and his back arches, and he loves his husband so much! He's so sweet even when he's the victim of a kidnapping, he's literally the perfect man.
"Aww, gatinho," Roier coos. "You are the prince... of my heart."
Gods, that's cheesy.
Cellbit loves him.
"That... doesn't even make... sense..." Cellbit murmurs, voice obscured by his purring.
Roier sighs dramatically: "Fine, you're the king of my heart. Better?"
"Mmmmmmmm."
Roier chuckles fondly. "Mhmm, I see, yes, yes."
Cellbit bats a hand in the vague direction of Roier's face. He doesn't make contact, but that's fine. He'd rather die than hurt Roier, even playfully.
A kiss plants itself between Cellbit's ears. He melts, all thoughts evaporating outside of warm and Roier. Warmoier...
(The room doesn't have a window, so neither of them see the faint green light surrounding the castle.)
He's jerked back into his body as the entire castle shakes and rattles to the point of books falling off of their shelves. He's nearly tossed out of bed, only staying in bed thanks to Roier.
Cellbit immediately tries sitting up, but Roier pulls him back down with a hissed, "Be careful!"
"We'll be safer on the floor," Cellbit huffs. "Come on."
He drags Roier off of the bed and, together, they huddle beneath it clinging to each other.
"This sucks," Roier complains. He grips Cellbit's arm tightly, definitely not worried about the literal earthquake they're stuck in the middle of. "We just got comfortable!"
"We can get comfortable again," Cellbit assures him.
He feels it before he hears it. His entire body recoils upon instinct, his ears pressing down against his head just as an otherworldly wail echoes up from somewhere and burrows into his very bones.
"Are you sure?" Roier asks, wide-eyed. "What the fuck? Is this place haunted?"
The wailing continues. Roier has to let go of Cellbit so he can clap his hands over his ears. Cellbit covers his own ears, but it doesn't stop the chill in his bones, and it doesn't make the sick feeling growing in his stomach go away.
"I hope it is!" Cellbit replies, his voice near a shout from how loud the wailing is. "At least it would be interesting!"
Roier rolls his eyes. "Oh, at least!"
And then, just like that, the shaking stops. The wail cuts itself off with a sob, and then it's gone.
Cellbit looks at Roier. Roier looks at Cellbit.
Slowly, Cellbit lowers his hands from his ears, though his ears don't perk back up.
"You know," he says, "I don't think the queen told us everything when she kidnapped us."
"No shit," Roier grumbles. He moves his hands from his ears to Cellbit's hands, linking their fingers together; their hands are shaking from the adrenaline, but they seem to stabilize as soon as they're holding each other.
"I bet she doesn't even think I'm the prince," Cellbit continues. He looks down at his and Roier's joined hands. "I bet we're some kind of sacrifice to whatever spirit is haunting this castle."
"That's ridiculous," Roier scoffs. "I wouldn't be a sacrifice. You, yes, but me?"
He laughs as Cellbit untangles his fingers from Roier's and crawls out from under the bed. As he does so, Roier calls out to him and grabs his ankle and tries pulling him back under. Cellbit kicks at him, and Roier bites Cellbit's ankle, and Cellbit uses his leg to pull Roier out from under the bed, and they end up pressed against each other on the rug surrounded by fallen books laughing.
Roier, on top for the moment, leans down to kiss Cellbit.
That, of course, is when their cell's door slams open and the guards stationed outside come running in with alarmed expressions on their faces.
Cellbit groans and shoots the guards a dirty look.
"Do you mind?" he snaps.
At least the guards have the decency to look ashamed as they take in Cellbit and Roier's... position.
Roier huffs out a sigh and collapses onto Cellbit's chest, laying his head on its side on Cellbit's chest so he can glare at the guards properly.
"Can we help you?" Roier asks.
"Um," says one guard, clearly blushing and absolutely mortified. "Sorry. The prince has been requested in the queen's study. Uh. Sorry. We'll just..."
She and her fellow guard awkwardly bow, and then they start slowly backing out of the cell.
They aren't alarmed by the scattered books, Cellbit notices. No mention of the earthquake or the wailing, either. This is normal, then.
Hm.
Cellbit feigns a yawn. "Well, tell her majesty that both me and my husband would like to sleep after whatever the hell that was that woke us up. Whatever it is, it can wait until the morning."
The guards freeze. They go pale, look at each other, look back to Cellbit.
Roier lifts a hand and waves it dismissively towards them. "You heard the prince, go away."
Cellbit waits until the guards are gone before pushing Roier off of him and shooting him a halfhearted glare.
"'You heard the prince'?" he asks. "Really?"
Roier shrugs innocently. "It got them to leave. Now, get back here."
He growls playfully before pouncing back onto Cellbit. He frames Cellbit's face with his hands, and then he kisses him roughly. And then he kisses him softer after Cellbit mumbles something against his lips about being tired and wanting to get back into bed.
"You're so weak," Roier teases, lips moving against Cellbit's as he speaks.
"I'm weak... for you."
Cellbit laughs as Roier groans and tears himself away to go mope his way back into the bed. He's soon to follow, and he's immediately snatched back into Roier's arms and held captive once again.
This castle may be a very nice prison, but there's no better one than Roier's arms. It is simply the best, and Cellbit should know; it's the only prison he's never tried to escape from.
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To be continued...
#i can't wait to hear your theories in the tags#<-prev tag#my theory was for a second that they were getting rescued#like#“oh who's coming to get them!”#but when it was determined normal#my theory is now it's Tina#because Tina#I like Teaduo okay!#spiderbit#bagina
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The latest Family Video customer is barely through the door before Eddie explodes, "Ugh, Tyler."
Beside him, Steve scoffs in agreement, nose wrinkled with distaste. He's so hot. "Yeah, exactly, uugh."
"That should be his middle name. Ugh," Robin chimes in. Eddie's so glad they're in agreement about the bleach-spiked punk guy that graduated three years ago but is still bumming around Hawkins. "Steve, I can't believe you dated that guy."
Seriously, Tyler is the worst— Wait, what—?
"Wait," Eddie says, gaping at Robin. "What?"
"You could barely call it dating," Steve huffs.
"You were together for a month and a half," Robin says. She's got this evil grin on her face and is pointedly not looking at Eddie who is very desperate for Robin to look at him right now, please. "You drove that bum to Indy every weekend. He broke up with you on Valentine's day."
Eddie's weak "Tyler? Tyler Teaks?" gets completely ignored.
"I—" Steve says with haughty emphasis. "—broke up with him on Valentine's day. Don't get it twisted, Buckley."
Robin snorts and finally glances at Eddie. "Steve only broke up with him because the guy blew him off. On Valentine's Day. Which is basically getting broken up with," she tells him, and ignores it when Eddie whimpers at her.
"Yeah, but I'm the one to ended it!" Steve insits.
Eddie, finally, finds his voice, and says, "Tyler Teaks?! Harrington!"
"Ugh," Steve says, slumping against the counter. "I know." He cuts a glare over at Eddie after a moment. "I blame you for this."
"Me?!" Eddie shrieks, incredulous. He's pretty sure he's stepped into another parallel world. Perpendicular world? A world where Steve apparently dates guys—and guys like Tyler Teaks, no less. Eddie's sure he's gone completely batshit insane. "What the hell did I do?!"
Steve stands, cocking his hip the side, and looks down his handsome nose at Eddie. "You wouldn't be my New Year's kiss at Tina's party," he says. "So I had to settle for Tyler Teaks instead."
"What the fuck?" Eddie says, completely lost. "What—? You—? Tina—? KISS—?!"
Beside them, Robin is grinning, laughing, eyes going back and forth between them, munching on a stolen back of skittles—her own personal dramedy on stage before her.
"Yep," Steve says, popping the P. He looks distinctly bitter. "Pulled my best moves on you, and you turned me down."
"Steve," Eddie breathes. He reaches out, places both hands on Steve's shoulders, intent. The eye contact he forces Steve into is desperate. "I don't even remember getting to Tina's New Year's Party." He takes a deep breath. "I woke up in her mom's pantry the next morning with no shoes and no memory of how I got there."
Finally, Steve cracks, a big smile stretching his face. Robin cackles. "Yeah, I kind of figured as much," Steve sighs, wistful now. "You told me, and I quote, 'Steve Harrington, you are very beautiful and I want to have a summer wedding because you'd look beautiful-er with sunflowers'—"
"Don't forget the 'you look so hot in that sweater' part."
"—'But actually, I am a very straight man. So very super straight.' And then you crouched down on the floor and crawled away." Steve is biting his lip now to keep from laughing. Robin is not so nice. "Like I couldn't see you, and the handkerchief flagging in your pocket."
"Oh my god."
"Don't worry, it was really cute," Steve says, grinning. "But, I still needed a New Year's kiss, and unfortunately for everyone involved, Tyler was my only willing choice."
"Oh my god."
"Totally duped me though, he was super sweet the entire night," Steve sighs. His mouth is twisted into genuine regret now. "Plus, the next week, you acted like you'd never spoken to me before, so—"
"OH MY GOD."
Steve and Robin give him twin grimaces. Robin's is a lot more sympathetic. Steve's is confused. "Listen, man," Steve tries to soothe. "I'm sure that's pretty embarrassing, but it was a cute story! No hard feelings, I promise."
Robin's sympathetic grimace deepens.
"No," Eddie says, standing up straight. "I refuse. There is no way I turned down Steve Harrington for a New Year's kiss. There is no way."
"Wait—"
"Eddie, where—"
Eddie marches for the door, digging his keys out of his pockets. "Good-bye friends, I must go see a supergirl about time travel."
#stranger things#steddie#steddie fic#eddie circa jan. 31 1986 at midnight after seeing steve making out with the actual devil (the punk guy he hates):#“i must forget this immediately” and drinks an entire bottle of vodka#he unfortunately does not get to time travel back and fix his sins (or drown his stupid former self in Tina's hottub)#steve needs to stop going to tina's parties :|#this came to me in the shower#i was possessed by the steddie shower demon#shush mal#my steddies
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