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So, we all know Simon is covered in freckles, beautiful constellations blooming on his pale skin, nature marking the perfect paths for kisses along his collarbones, down the dip of his spine, scattered on his arms.
And his face, of course, little spots on his nose and cheeks, sneaky ones all the way up to his eyes. Hidden from everyone, full attire, a mask and smear black providing cover for the shy stars, like clouds do on windy, humid autumn nights. Cold and detached wrap to keep this weird sign of life on a living dead body from overly curious eyes.
But not from his Captain. Price knows these freckles, he's seen them young and bright, he's seen them dull and almost invisible on a half translucent skin.
He's seen them disappear, long, cruel winter and the mask almost grown into Ghost's skull wiping everything besides uneven scars and black ingrained into his skin. He's seen the summer taken out of his boy, replaced with the dead sleep of the winter, white and icy like Simon's eyelashes.
And, frankly, he won't have that.
If there's not enough sun for those little specks of life to shine, be it London fog half of the year or excruciating cold of the northern polar night they're stuck in on an op, Captain Price is giving his Lieutenant a personal sunshine. One that will melt polar caps if you let it shine in full brightness, hot, unpredictable in its flares, relentlessly glowing and cutting it's radiation through any barier.
Deadly as a burning globe of gas can be. Sergeant MacTavish.
Johnny doesn't have a problem with disregarding laws of physics. If this sole, dark, barren planet of ice refuses to circle him like everyone else does, Soap flips all those heliocentric theories over and instead makes a satellite to Ghost out of himself. Simon's joints stop aching when the shared space heats up, air few degrees away from rippling around Soap's broad form like it's boiling overhead a fire pit. His breath appears visible again, contrast to the almost non-existent fog that was leaking out of his mouth, making everyone who knew (not many of them) wonder, if Simon Riley actually ever left his grave.
One day, Simon's knuckles turn white and hurt. One day, Simon's frosty lashes flutter and not a single cloud of steam exits his mouth. One day, he feels frozen in place despite being basked in molten sunlight of Johnny's gaze, because Sergeant's restless hands found a makeup pen and are swiftly covering Simon's flushed cheeks in freckles.
Crowded constellations, all little sister stars from the MacTavish clan, clinging to Simon in semi-permanent kisses.
Price walks in on them, Simon sitting with his hands clenched tight and his breath held, Johnny with his tongue stuck between his front teeth as he keeps bringing spring out of its long dormant state on Simon's once again alive face.
Just like a sun should. Just like Captain Price expected.
#oh this is BAD#sorry i cannot make it coherent at all#but all i know is both soap and price would draw ghost's freckles when they go away for winter#something about them being one of the few who sees him without the mask too#but also johnny being a literal sunshine#ghoap#ghost x soap#but also kinda#ghostprice#ghost x price#price x ghost#price x ghost x soap#price x ghoap#simon ghost riley#ghost cod#soap cod#john soap mactavish#captain john price#price cod#call of duty#cod#yes i keep putting these men in makeup so what#man this is real bad huh#sorry to anyone who sees this lol#juju's grumbles#or something
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Beautiful but Psycho Girlfriends who fight with scythes
#if i had a nickel for every time a (enby) yuri ship takes over my brain involves dyed tips and a pretty significant height difference#i'd have two nickels#which isn't a lot but its funny how it's happening 2 years in a row in completely different franchises#we're only 3 episodes in and they havent even met yet#oh this is bad#this is really bad#but i do have hope bc the writer has done toku yuri before#kingohger#king ohger#ohsama sentai kingohger#kamen rider gavv#kr gavv#rita kaniska#rita kanisuka#himeno ran#hymeno ran#himerita#hymerita#sachika amane#grotta stomach#glotta stomach#sachigrotta#kingoh doodles#gavv doodles#shoma stomach#shouma stomach
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i just met oliver and now i need to gnaw on something
#[📖] — now reading#♡⃕ blue lock#ch. 110#oh this is bad#this is very very bad#i was not expecting that entrance
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NOOOOOO NOT CHRIS GETTING IN THE CAR 😭😭😭
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ET TU CUFF???????
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#ama mumbles#oh this is bad#uh. i dont know hwo to trigger tag this#but my body is crashing ough#cw health issues
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what... what show is this?
I don't speak the name because I don't want to impact the algorithm, it dropped today. No one likes it. Everyone's mad because they think it got a second season due to ratings, and not that they just order animated shows by the double batch in order to limit renewals. It's probably not getting a "Season 3".
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i finidhed the art but ooooh. on no oh i cant fucking post this ooooooh no
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now why are metlife resale prices going UP

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higgs monaghan black virgin killer shirt
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It was affection.
#oh they got me#they got me bad#doomed yaoi and I go hand in hand are we even surprised#arcane you are the greatest thing humanity has ever created#I just really wanted to draw jayvik and I kinda went a little overboard with this#I haven't drawn something this detailed since the good omens angels illustration#so you get an idea for how bad this brainrot is#anyways#you will find me on ao3#jayvik I love you#please don't die#jayvik#jayvik fanart#jayce talis#viktor arcane#jayce arcane#arcane fanart#arcane s2#arcane spoilers#arcane art#my fanart#digital art#my art
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trans women belong in women’s spaces. women’s spaces are made better by the presence of trans women.
#solreefspeak#“oh but-” DON’T CARE. ARGUE WITH THE WALL.#trans#bad posts be gone. on this blog we love trans people.
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Falling in love with my waiter at bar trivia I fear
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the tradwife movement is the same as it has always been - back in the kitchen, back to breeding - it just has better branding.
when i was younger, i hated pink. i was not like other girls. this is now something i'm embarrassed of - this was not me being a "girl's girl."
but it was expressing something many of us felt at the time: i literally wasn't what girlhood was supposed to be. this is a hard thing to explain, but you know when you're not performing girlhood correctly. it isn't as easy as "i liked x when girls liked y" - because there were other girls that liked x, too - but i never figured out exactly the correct way to like x, or to be interested in y.
now there is the divine feminine. this is the same rhetoric it has always been: women are biologically driven to like pink and ribbons and submitting to our husbands.
the problem is that the patriarchy found a better PR team. because yes, actually, i want every woman to have the choice to be a homemaker. i also want her taken seriously for her legitimate home-making labor. i want her to be recognized as also having a job, just unpaid. i want men to have this opportunity, too.
but it is no longer "i made this choice and I love it." instead it is a sixteen-paragraph rant about how selfish it is that my generation isn't having kids. instead it's long videos about how if you feed your children processed foods, you're going to kill them. instead it is "this is what womanhood is supposed to be. i feel bad for any other choices you're making."
the shame spiral is just prettier. it is large houses devoid of personality. it is the implication: if you don't have this, you aren't happy. the solid, everlasting assurance: women are actually supposed to be submitting. this is the default. this is the natural state of things. all other attempts inflict suffering.
but you can no longer say i'm not like other girls. you can no longer reject this image completely. you cannot find it revolting, even if you know that the underbelly is toxic and festering. sure, it is the same repackaged patriarchy. but the internet does not have shades of grey. you should support and reward other women! your disgust is actually internalized misogyny. not because you are seeing a vision of yourself the way they're trying to train you to be. not because you feel her ghost pass within an inch of your earlobe. not because your father will eventually ask you - why can't you be like her?
because they figured out how to make it beautiful: women will sell other women on this idea, and we will find the singular loophole in feminism. sure, she's shaming you in most of her videos. sure, she implies that a different life is obscene. but she just wants you to be happy! you'd be happier if you were listening!
and the whole time you're sitting there thinking: i'd actually just be happier if i had that kind of money.
#spilled ink#writeblr#warm up#this is an incredibly difficult idea to express#but i basically keep watching the same timelooped interaction:#someone makes tradwife content where she's like ''i think it's SO sad when ppl don't have kids EW''#and then the response is ''... go fuck yourself? i think ur life is miserable and bad ?"#and instead of being like ''oh we are all under capitalism huh''#the response is like ''you CANT say that. she made a CHOICE. she is ALLOWED to have KIDS and be HAPPY#unlike YOU who is UNHAPPY bc you don't have KIDS.''#like .... these are people who will throw the first stone. and then when you lob one back#they ask why you're so violent. they tell you that you're a bad activist.#and you're like. PARDON????? you implied being a woman meant i need to submit to my husband???#and they're like - well it's just my belief. so what if i'm invalidating your entire identity.
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HE CALLED HER "ROOK, DARLING" I WILL JUMP OFF OF VERY TALL SOMETHINGS ARE YOU KIDDING ME?????
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gettingback into tma so here's the season 1 crew redesigns
the old designs from 2022 . . they mainly got a wardrobe change
#digital art#tma#the magnus archives#jonathan sims#martin blackwood#sasha james#timothy stoker#i feel like im opening a door andlike peeking through it as i postthis#higuys . .#getting my boyf into tma and that means i get to listen for a 5th / 6th time ! ! !#brainworms still so bad that i can recall every episode as soon as i hear the intro . .#oh how ive missed them
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