#oh poop i reblogged this on my main

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HERMITCRAFT CATCHPHRASES

Hi, here's a (hopefully comprehensive) reference list of hermit catchphrases! The main goal here is to help writers and artists who (like me) might struggle with getting the characterization of some hermits right. Check out more info at the end of the post!

Note: this list updates a lot whenever I get new suggestions, which means reblogs aren't always fully accurate. I've linked this post to the top of my blog so it's easy to access the most recent version :)

Bdubs Shreep / uh-oh, gotta shreep! Crastle I love ya to death It’s gorgee Beyootiful Uh oh! Hell’s blazes! Hawsies YOU'LL SPEAK WHEN SPOKEN TO! Shuddup! Judas priest! Bdubs' PERFECT REDSTONE!! What in the world! Holy cow! Nuh-uh! Hoimycraaaaaf Whimsy Trying my heart out

Beef EEskall That was my nickname in college! Nailed it! Dangit! Beefy Tunes Smelly Etho Opulent Etho? Oh, yeah, I own him Eyy, I go up and I go down. Ladders! / Eyy, ladders! Beef taught Etho about redstone Oh my goodness! Oh boy! What the heck Oh, baby! Quote unquote A ton of __

Cleo Class dismissed! I don’t need your stinky torches I will break your legs Trash is fish The answer to everything is leather pants Not because it’s the sand castle you deserve, but it’s the sand castle I need! What did you do, Joe…. It's FINE, everything's FINE Lovely Silly I mean... Not gonna lie... To be fair...

Cub DA CREAMADA CROP Alright guys Nice, nice Ladies and gentlemen / ladies and gentlemen, we got ‘em Eeeeasy money Beautiful, absolutely beautiful Mmmmmhmmmmmm Holy smokes Let's goooo! Sweet Oh, baby! Man, oh man Without further ado Peace out Cheers / cheers, man There's some heat coming off that thing

Doc Are you kidding me now? Alright guys Can’t touch this The G.O.A.T. Etho, get to the damn land man! It all started when Grian touched my redstone… Epic

Etho Uh-huh Like-a so Oh snap Get your snacks! Holy smokes! Take care, have a good day, bye bye Aww snappers! Aww yeah Von Sway I barely know ‘er! Speaking of llamas Bright blue bamboo E. to the T. to the your mum Beefaroni / Beefers Speaking of llamas… That’s what she said! Free glass Eyy, I go up and I go down. Ladders! / Eyy, ladders! Suckerrrr! Check it out

False Blimey Awh dude Frick False Supremacy Oh my goodness I don't know about you guys, but... Props to __ I'm not gonna lie...

Gem Gem is great Her [name] is [adjective]! Gem will __ ("Gem will watch Impulse") Perfect! Epic It's true, I swear! Not gonna lie... Oh gosh! Trust the process Nailed it!

Grian Hello! My name is Grian Good… byeeeee! Pesky bird My heart! My little heart! Mumbo Mumbo you are AFK Can we just agree that Mumbo loses? What in Queen Elizabeth’s shiny crown was that? It wasn't me, it was the man in the chicken costume! SaAaaaAaAnd Chobblesome SCAR NO— / NO SCAR— In theory… Electric boogalooo What does this button do? What on earth? This is in shambles Get outta here! Hear me out... We don't have __. What we DO have is __ Just straight up Without further ado Crack on Bingo bango Yes. 100%

Hypno Right, right Mmhmm You guys Dang guy

Impulse What’s goin on everyone? Shovel Shuffle BEHIND YOU GEM! Peeps Geez Let's goooo! Are you kidding me? Oh, man Now we're talkin'! Holy smokes Oh my gosh How cool is that? Jeez! Dang it! Buddy Presi (for present) You bet!

Iskall Hallo -skall ("richskall") That’s mega / that’s looking absolutely mega Omega “Excuse me? Sir?” __ of doom Okay, lol And I will see you dudes in the next episode I’ve had a realization Oh for goodness sake! It’s not fat, it’s big-boned Not gonna lie SaAaaaAaAnd Very fine Great success! Bird poop Bumbo Cactoni Do you even bust? / Do you even bust bro E Pag

Jevin Hypno smells! Oh my god Sucker What the heck Dude Man I swear

Joe Howdy y’all! That’s the Joe Hills difference! I will now say a poem of my own devising Core concept Keep adventurin’! Time skip! Who’s the guy who conquers death? That’s Joe Hills No not rage quitting I have to pick up my daughter from school or my wife will rage quit me! Grow Hills / Expand Joe Joepacity / Jhost

Keralis Look into my eyes and nothing but my eyes Wanna buy a book? Spank you very much Just sit back, relax, and enjoy Like this, like that I can see my house from here! Bubbles, Shashwammy, Sweetface, Princess Lookie lookie at my cookie / lookie lookie at my cookie… no, please don’t Like-a so I love your face I’m a real boy! I don’t k-nove (know) Not like this! Booshes Clever girl But first… lemme take a selfie I’m sinking… mayday mayday we’re sinking! Hallo yes dis is de German coast guard what are you sinking about? Scary harry larry I’m alayve! Breathtaking — no you’re breathtaking Mm-kay Oh behave I’m a simple man MeOOOow Welcome to my humble abod-ee Not too shabby My face! My palms are sweaty, mom’s spaghetti Tag 2 Booga Booga Stiffy nipples Batman! First I was afraid, I was petrified...

Mumbo I worry about myself sometimes I'm not really quite sure if I like that or not Yeah… yeah that's looking good… I guess… Dude! Chuffed to bits It’s a bit pants I’m such a spoon Oh my word It’s quite simple, really / it’s actually quite simple Bonkers I’ll catch you in the next one. See ya Off you pop Oh goodness me! Hermit challenges — initiation! All done and dusted To be frankly honest Seriously seriously cool Absolutely nuts I don’t even know what to say Iskall I feel sick Peace, love, and plants Moon’s big Mumbo for Mayor Quite simple

Pearl Lovely Bonkers At this point... Cheeky / you cheeky What's this? Mate

Ren Now we’re cooking with gas / we be cooking with gas today Ladies, get in line! / ladies, gentlemen, everybody get in line! You picking up what I’m putting down My dudes Y’know what I’m sayin’ Coming atcha frommmmmm Dude Coming from left, right, and center Greetings cyberdogs and citizens of the Interwebs, this is Ren-diggity-dog comin at ya in another episode from the Hermitcraft server (ey!) Automagically Jazztastic Janktastic Oh baby Like nobody’s business Looking absolutely magnificent Anyhoozle Twaddle Renstone The Octagon is a well-oiled machine! [word]-age [word]-ation [word]-i (to make things plural You love / hate to see it I'm just sayin' / if you know what I'm sayin' Professional __ Jazz Anyhoozle Exqueeze me? Freakin' Some serious __ What's happenin', baby? Chesticles

Scar Scarred for life Woah, what in the world! It’s gonna be am-ay-zing LOOK at the siiiiize of that Well, hello there my fellow miners and crafters, GoodTimesWithScar here. Welcome back to the wonderful world of Hermits and crafting Don’t forget to subscribe or you might just become scarrrred for life! Looking super fancy Let’s hit super fast build mode! Look at the size of that Appreciate ya Hotguy! Operation: Aquathunder! That’s what she said! Rapscallion You silly goose Oh, sweet baby Jellie! Bayum! / Bam! The bee's knees Easy peasy, orangey squeezy

Stress Are you havin’ a giggle? / are you takin the mic? Mate Oh my god / oh my gosh / oh my good gordons Gorgeous Plonker Geezer Ohhhhh nooooo! Yeeeesshhh I legged it Such a pro / I'm such a pro Proper __ Cheeky Bloke Thingamajig Ain't [word]-age [word]-ies

Tango Happy fun sauce -ificator, -inator, -ness, -tastic Skadoodle Fearsome bunny slippers Noob juice So here’s the deal Holding shift Shwoop Flim flam Poop came out Extra dumb with dumb sauce / __ of extra dumb Flee with extra flee! / fleeing with terror! Boom booms Gah! The dungeon is ready for its next victim Behold! Results may vary! I think my math is correct, but it’s been known to be wrong This is the worst timeline. I hate everything Big no! You— you freak of nature! Jerkface Jerkbutt Excellent How embarassing This is true Zombert Bits This I gotta see! Right in the face! [word] is happening Yeah baby! Stupid jerks Boop This is the best / worst thing ever! Niner niner niner [general unintelligible noises]

TFC What in tarnation! Crap-tacular Humongous Butt-ugly Ugly as sin Oh, goody Ender-twits Bugger Oh, fart For crying out loud

Wels Words are hard If you will Super __

xB Aww yeah Mmkay Son of a biscuit Pretty frickin' __ Man Get frickin' wrecked! Chestacle Dang it Staaph it Oy vey Crap on a cracker Dang it, Bobby! Dang guy

Xisuma Oh goodness me Oh dangit Geez Peeps I’m such a derp Oh my days Chooturial Issooma Allo Woa’ah Brought (instead of bought) My dude Achacha

Zed Hello hello hello A-good a-bye Muckin' about I lied TaaaAAnnGoOOooooOOOo Hu-jah! Pretty darn __ Certainly Rubbish I'm [word]-ing [word] me [word]-iness What happens is... Get kersplatted! Epic Oh my goodness!

More Info

So I'm currently writing a HC fic and realized how little I know about some of the hermits (I unfortunately don't have time to watch all of them), which made it really difficult to depict them properly in my writing. I'm assuming at least some of you might also struggle with this, so, here we are!

If you know of a catchphrase from any hermit from any season, comment, reblog, send me a an ask or dm, dm me on discord, whatever works the best :D

Note: when I say "catchphrase," I mean anything a hermit repeats over an extended period of time. It can be something said during a single season (like "You'll speak when spoken to!" or "Hermit Challenges!"), or something that spans their entire careers (like "Aww snappers!" or "Plonker"). I'm not looking for one-off quotes that are never bought up again — there's some great sources (like @hermitcraft-correct-quotes) for that already :)

Sources (which will hopefully expand with time): This reddit post from four years ago This other reddit post also from four years ago Reddit from three years ago This cute diagram A more up to date source Another Xisuma's dictionary on his website HC character tv tropes page This incredible google doc

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Do not reblog threads you are not apart of. This also applies to my headcanons, but I'm confident that the only people who reblog those are ppl who find it and don't realize this is an RP blog.

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I am oc friendly. However, if you don't have a rules or about for your blog, I'm probably not going to interact.

You never know what you're going to get with me. You may get a multipara starter/reply, you may get a few sentences. I don't expect you to match my length, especially if I've written a behemoth of a starter... but I do ask that you try to match my effort. If I'm writing a huge reply and you respond with something that doesn't match the setting or context, (and do this consistently,) I'm more than likely doing to drop threads, and if this keeps happening, I'll just soft block you. Yes I do this for fun, but I put abouts and rules and everything you need to know for a reason, and if you can't be bothered to put in the effort to read it, or properly read my responses, then don't even bother. This sounds mean, but this is incredibly frustrating and a bit insulting and that's not what I want for a hobby.

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Due to a lack of interest across my FNaF blogs, asks and threads are now put into my queue and will take a few days to get to it. Every morning I put ten posts into my queue, except on Fridays, where I do thirty. If you reply to me on Saturday, it may not post a response until Monday or Wednesday, depending on on which blog it's on. I'm no longer giving threads a priority in my queue, they just get put in.

I am a mobile user. My brother did give me his laptop, but at the end of my work day, I'm usually out of spoons to write unless a thread has me in a choke hold. Maybe once in a while, I'll pop onto my laptop to fine-tune posts like this, but it's hard, if not impossible for me to use the site to its full extent on the normal. As such, icons will not be used and trimming posts will not be done the way I like.

Trimming posts are a strange area. I have adhd and autism, so the best way for a thread to be trimmed is with the last response still attached. This way I can remember what's going on in the thread, which will lead to an overall better rp experience. If posts don't get trimmed, I'll just have to make the reply and hit that big red X button that deletes everything before my response, so take that as a warning.

RESPECT MY FUCKING BOUNDARIES. I've had some issues with one individual who sucked me into this Fandom, they refused to take no for an answer, and forced me to rp an incest ship. This has scared me away from the rpc for years. If I say no, it does not mean "convince me," it means no. I have a three strikes your out policy.

Due to this experience, I'm in a very weird place with ships, I currently don't ship Bonnie and I go back and forth as to whether or not I will in the future. You are free to talk about ships with me, but you must must MUST communicate with me!! Even if we have a ship, please communicate with me if you want to change something or break them up, please don't just end it without warning or talking to me first. I'll never force you to ship a ship you don't want, but if you don't warn me first, I will think that you want Bonnie to try and save I do not automatically have fronnie as a canon ship. I do not automatically ship them- but I do, personally believe they are Canon, just not here. They are best friends. Is there room for something more? TALK TO ME and find out. It depends on the chemistry between our characters. This is true for ALL ships, but it applies the strictest to Fronnie. I am a shipping whore, I really am, and as long as it's with another animatronic, (and that animatronic isn't supposed to be or looks like a child,) I will most likely be open to it!

I have a full-time job as a daycare teacher. I am not always online. Do not pester me for replies.

I like to talk in the DMs!! Please don't think that this is a passive aggressive attempt to get you to reply, as eager as I get, this is a hobby, and I will not rush you intentionally!! Please tell me politely if I make you feel rushed or don't want to talk via dms. (I personally just think that writing is more fun when you know your partners.) That being said, I do not want you feeling like you are responsible for my personal feelings, and vice versa. You are allowed to say no, I am allowed to say no. If you try and guilt trip me, that will count against your three strikes. (And I will warn you dw.)

In addition to this, if you do NOT like communicating via dms, please tell me, and I will stop. If you just ignore me or ghost me, I'm either going to continue to try and reach out, thinking you forgot or didn't get notified, or I'll become intimidated, and think I did something wrong. We're all adults here, we can use our words. You don't have to follow me if you don't want to interact.

I have kept up with the lore moderately well, but if I don't know something, or have forgotten something, do not bully me. I have zero tolerance for it. You respect me, and I respect you.

From now on, this blog is run from a separate blog as well as this one in an attempt to distance myself from my toxic ex-friend. Since tumblr thinks this blog is now run from two separate blogs, DMs will not be able to be used from here any more, therefore, all DMs will have to be sent to @twoiesfnafocs. If there is some sort of emergency, and you need to contact me quickly for any reason, you will have to send an ask, even just sending in "hey can you log in, I need to talk to you asap," I will.

If you want to let me know you've read these, go ahead and like it, but it's not required, I use an honor system anyway.

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Hey, it's your random multi-fandom person who is just there for absolutely nothing, so it doesn't help you. While mainly Yu-Gi-Oh! stuffs in my blog, you can see other stuffs here, especially my likes.

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[The active ones will be in italics.]

@yoko6969 - For my arts and doodles. I also reblog arts that are formerly in my main account.

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@weirdest-gx-confession - For weirdest (and dirtiest) Yu-Gi-Oh! GX-focused confessions.

@yuzuhiiragi-melodious - An ARC-V roleplaying account for Yuzu Hiiragi.

@welcometoluna-magiacademy - Official account for my now-discontinued fanfiction. Somehow, I'll manage to change this url along with the topic that was mainly focused.

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@dotyoko6969 - For my tweets and retweets from my (ugliest) Twitter account.

@eita-kyuando - Another ARC-V roleplaying account, but this time it's That One Minor Character™

@garbage-made-from-ai - For AI-generated photos. Also, AI art is garbage

@picrew-stuffs - For Picrew stuffs.

@hello-hiromi - An account for my old OC, Hiromi.

@caca-pussy - Well, cats can also be called as pussy, so it will be poop cat. For Castle Cats and other cat-related contents.

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“You get pizza while we're stuck with whatever it is I'm holding” - Jaden Yuki, Yu-Gi-Oh! GX

[allthefilmsiveseenforfree]

Old (2021)

Oh you guys. You guyyyyyys. Buckle the fuck up, I am so pumped to tell you about this absolutely GONZO mummified deuce of a movie. Spoilers will be had in this one, because you need to know everything. 

Old is the latest from M. Night Shyamalan and like....I think we all know M. Night’s track record. For every Sixth Sense, we also get a Happening or a Village. In some ways, he’s the most exciting director working today because every new film is a 50/50 coin toss, and mama loves living on the edge. The gist of this latest roll of the dice is that a group of different families who have all come to stay at a remote luxury beach resort get invited to go to a secluded private beach for the day, and after they arrive they discover they can’t leave. That’s not great, but the bigger problem is that they seem to be aging rapidly - like 2 years older every hour or so. That’s a solid “how are we gonna get outta this one” bottle episode premise, and in the hands of a better writer, it could be a fun sci-fi romp. M. is NOT that writer. 

Some thoughts:

I should have known it would all go wrong from the terrible foreshadowing starting at the very beginning scene. The mom of our main family, Prisca (Vicky Krieps) says “You have such a beautiful voice, I can’t wait to hear it when you’re older.” The dad, Guy (Gael Garcia Bernal) says, “Don’t rush this moment, enjoy the present while you can.” BECAUSE THE CHARACTERS WON’T BE ABLE TO LATER, DO YOU GET IT? dO yOU GEt iT? Wife leaned over and said “look at all the ferns - the oldest plants!” That last one was probably her projecting, but the point stands: there is nothing subtle about Old. 

There’s a lot of just like, shouting out loud the things that are currently happening onscreen. “She’s having a seizure!” “People who go back the way we came black out!” “The rust has entered your bloodstream; it acts like poison!” That’s how you tell stories, right? Just having characters point out events that are occurring right in front of their stupid fucking faces with no other commentary or reflection? 

An additional element that feels woefully ignorant at best and malicious at worst is the inclusion of a black male character (Aaron Pierre) who 1) is a rapper 2) is named Mid-Sized Sedan [I’ll give you a moment to deal with that detail emotionally] 3) says the single line of dialogue “Damn.” at least 4 times and 4) suffers the bloodiest, most violent onscreen death at the hands of a racist white man who is revealed to have paranoid schizophrenia. There are other gruesome deaths onscreen, to be sure, but the worst are body horror nightmares that could never occur in the real world - a woman whose bones are breaking and setting in the wrong position nearly instantaneously until she resembles a horrifying spider creature, and the aforementioned rust-in-the-bloodstream trick that leads to a Jeff-Goldblum-in-The Fly-bubbling-skin infection kinda deal. But Mid-Sized Sedan just gets stabbed in the chest repeatedly, brutally, a bunch of times by a white guy who pleads fear for his life even though MSS posed no danger to him, and it all happens onscreen when so many other characters are offered the mercy of offscreen deaths. I’m not sure if M. is trying to throw some real-world horror in and he’s just shit at it, or if it really didn’t occur to him how malicious this inclusion feels in a fantasy narrative, and I don’t really care. If you have a black character in your story and they die, you better think really long and hard about how it happens and what it means and it’s clear no one did that here.

Nothing to do with the film itself, but it did tickle me that someone brought a tiny infant to my pretty packed screening. The baby was very chill, thank goodness, and as far as I know did not age up to a kindergartner during the course of the film.

There is a Very Good Dog, a Yorkie, present for the first part of the film, but unfortunately the dog dies. It occurs offscreen, and given the premise of what’s going on on this beach, it’s not a shock when it happens BUT STILL. 

The old age makeup, at least on Prisca is pretty great. Good job makeup department!

At one point, Guy gets attacked by another beachgoer, and his eyesight is failing so he has a hard time fighting back. But you are surrounded by sand, my dude, and you can still see blurry shapes. You’re not gonna throw some sand in the eyes until you’ve been stabbed like 10 times? Not gonna try to push him down, or sweep the fucking leg, or do anything but just keep raising your arms and getting stabbed while yelling “I’ll protect you!” I’ve seen stale tuna sandwiches with better defense mechanisms than you. 

Like most fantastical premises, there are only a certain number of ways this narrative can end that really make any sense. It reminds me quite a bit of 2019’s Brightburn which was like “what if Superman but evil?” Either everyone is gonna die, or someone is going to improbably survive and you better have a real neat explanation for how that’s possible. Oh M. Night, when will you realize that your explanations are never as clever as you think they are? There’s no “twist” here really, simply a reveal, and it’s the equivalent of eating one of those sugar-free, gluten-free, egg-free, dairy-free snack cakes I broke down and ate out of desperation when I was on Weight Watchers. That shit is “food” in the same way that the climax is a “logical explanation for all this.” Big Pharma is luring sick people to the resort through targeted ads, then arranging these excursions to the wacky time beach in order to test how medicine they secretly slipped into the guests’ drinks works over decades of life. These sneaky medical breakthroughs are saving hundreds of thousands of people’s lives, we’re told, and the scientists offer a moment of silence for each fallen group of unwitting human lab rats after they inevitably die. Because if there’s one thing the world needs right now, it’s more distrust of pharmaceutical companies and the ethics of modern science! I can’t think of one possible reason we’d want to portray molecular biologists, immunologists, and virologists in a positive light right now, can you? When will those assholes get off their high horses and stop being universally trusted and beloved by everyone, am I right?? 

My saddest takeaway, tbh, is that this is a stacked international cast, with at least half the roles going to POC - this is the future liberals want, etc etc - and the result is THIS.

Did I Cry? Of course not.

Not all is terrible! It’s a beautiful movie to look at, because M. Night’s direction is never the problem, but combined with the script, the acting, and the absurd narrative leaps needed to make this story make even a little bit of sense, the whole thing turns into a mess. Unfortunately, getting Old with M. Night is less “leisurely retirement at a plush resort in Florida” and more “rancid can of Ensure and a poop-choked pair of Depends.”

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While I was looking through your IDW Sonic tag, I came across your answer to an ask "How would you write the IDW Sonic comics if you were the main writer?" In your answer, you told that you would start the comic with wacky hijinks around the end of Sonic Forces, where everyone is rebuilding and actual, credible villains try to take over in Eggman's absence.

My question is - what would these "wacky hijinks" entail? What villains could be classified/perceived as "credible"?

Your writing ideas are incredibly interesting, and it would be lovely if you elaborated on them just a little bit more!

Oh boy! Elaboration! I love it when people express interest in my thoughts and want me to explain more!

Thing is, this kind of elaboration needs a read more so that it doesn't lengthen anyone's dashboards, so I'll put one in here if you want to read it.

One of the major things about Eggman 'dissappearing' after Forces is that it can lead to copycats -- Eggman has been around so long that I wouldn't be surprised that there was people who looked to the 'good' doctor and went 'I want to be like him someday!'. This idea of mine (which I've taken to calling the 'Eggman Corp.' since they have Eggman as a role model and the like) hasn't left my head since the comic started.

Thing is about copycats is that they don't know what they're doing -- all that they know is that Eggman nearly took over the world, and made it look easy while doing it. So, they probably have no idea that Sonic would not take kindly to anyone trying the same thing as Eggman. Thus, the Eggman Corps. can be seen as a different goldfish poop gang to Rough and Tumble, with the difference being that If Eggman were to come back, they'd flock to him and (try to) be his partner (with only Dr. Starline getting the privilage of being the Doctor's right-hand man, because of my idea on how to avoid the Zeti coming back I just answered).

Another idea I have is to make a vile sect of people who would love to fill the hole that Eggman left, but have their own motivations in reagards as to why they want to be seen as 'vile'. I have ideas of a corrupt businessman using his ability to aquire businesses and throw them to the wayside to become a titan of an Monopoly, all the while ignoring environmental conerns and the like. It's one of those villains Sonic would have a hard time fighting against, as the villain can just start anew with another part of his awful business if Sonic were to trounce them at one. Think Lex Luthor, only they are more open about being a scumbag to the public.

You know Ace Attorney, right anon? I've probably reblogged it a few times on this account/talked about it as well. One of the things I like about Ae Attorney is that they love to make scumbag attorneys that just want to win regardless of their 'win' being the truth or not. One character I've been fascinated by is Manfred Von Karma, a man who, up until Gregory Edgeworth put a dent on his reputation, had about 40 years where he automatically won trials. For him, it didn't matter if the person he was sending to jail was innocent or not, as long as Manfred Von Karma won the trial. It kind of stuck to me since I found out about him, and I always wanted to have a character that was exactly like Manfred Von Karma, even to the point of wanting to win.

You can probably guess where the 'wacky hijinks' I have from my original post going through some of these descriptions, can you? Sonic being put on trail for the dissappearance of Dr. Eggman, and having to have an attorney fight against one that doesn't care he's the 'hero', as long as he gets a 'win' in court. A vile businessman wanting to take over from Dr. Eggman since the latter had often bought supplies from him for his robots, and the businessman wanting to expand his empire of money at the cost of destroying livelyhoods. A fanclub of Eggman's turned somewhat credible threat that want to bring the 'Eggman Empire' back to it's former glory, but having no idea on how to fight like Eggman does, just that they are large enough in number to actually be a challenge.

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Lunae the Seventh

MGR story chapter one

[Next] [Masterpost]

Goldie Potter stomped over to her lover’s room, absolutely furious. She swung open the door, and proclaimed loudly, “They’re making me be a bodyguard!” 

Her lover, Marigold Dia, looked up from her book. “And this is bad… because?”

Goldie flopped on the bed. “Because, Mari, they’re making me escort a noble from the outskirts of Marcain to the literal center of the city! Do you know how long of a walk it will be with a stuffy noble who won’t even respect me? All they’ll notice is my age and lack of a formal title and they’ll completely underestimate my skills, I just know it.” 

Marigold gave her a sympathetic look. “Well, you know you’re qualified, and quite frankly, if they think just because you’re part of the Junior Knights Association that you aren’t capable, they’re a poop-head. And anyways, if it makes you feel better, when we’re done, we can watch any movie you want.”

Goldie sat up. “Any movie? Even that new comedy that you think is going to be super cringey?” 

The sprite sighed. “Yes, even that.” 

At that moment, a girl with red hair popped in— Alice, the leader/general of the Junior Knights Association. “Ah, Goldie, there you are. You’re late. Lady Elisabeth is waiting for you.” 

As Alice pulled her out of the room, she saw Marigold giving her a thumbs up, and she smiled.

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When they entered the lobby, the general pointed over to a girl in the corner. “That’s your assignment. Get her to the Xan Ruzian palace, and when she’s finished her business, come right back.”

Goldie looked closely at the girl. She looked to be about her age, maybe a year younger. She had tanned skin, brown hair, and honey-colored eyes. On her head was a golden circlet that looked similar to a flower crown. She had a swishy pastel pink dress and a colorful neon windbreaker. Upon noticing them, she waved, and came over to them.

“Hello there. I’m Lady Elisabeth Melly of Las. I assume you’re the one escorting me through Marcain?” 

Goldie quickly bowed, then nodded. “Yes, my lady. I assume a Space elemental will be here any minute to create the portal.”

“Wonderful.”

Alice walked up to the lady, bowing. “My apologies, our knights aren’t usually this late. Di should be here soon.”

They stood there for a few moments, before a blue haired girl came running down the hallway. “So, so sorry,” she said, and took a second to catch her breath, before casting out her hand. 

A burst of blue light sprang out of it, and a portal appeared. Goldie noticed the girl starting to sway on her feet (Calinas and Xan Ruz were quite far apart), and quickly said, “Why don’t you and Dame Alice head back to the main building?” 

The girl nodded, and as they left, Goldie turned to Lady Elisabeth. Usually, she went through the portal first, and after affirming that yes, they were in the correct spot, would help them through. This time though, the noblewoman had already gone in, and was sticking her head out.

“Well, come on! I can’t be late!” The knight-in-training smirked. Maybe this trip might not be as bad as she thought.

✧✧✧

When she exited the portal, she looked around. There was no city, just a plain field. She turned to Elisabeth, and before she could say anything, the brown-haired girl laughed.

“You’ve never been to Xan Ruz, have you?”

“No, my lady, I have not,” she said. She usually went around Calinas, and occasionally to Bin Bive, but that was it.

The lady smirked. “Well, don’t worry, and follow me.”

She started walking, and Goldie noticed they were going down; they must have been at a higher elevation than the rest of the area. As she walked started getting steeper, and she almost ran into the noblewoman. 

“My apologies my la—” 

“Tulu’s belt, I appreciate the gesture but please, if you say ‘my lady’ one more time I might be sick. Just call me Elisabeth.” she said.

Goldie nodded, and looked at where they had ended up. On their right was a medium sized cave, which Elisabeth was walking into.

“My— uh, Elisabeth, what are you doing?”

She looked back. “Marcain is in here!” Goldie was still confused, but thought her best option was to keep following her, so she did.

The cave wasn’t dark or damp like a usual cave, it was quite the opposite. It was well lit with torches on the walls, and beautiful murals that she wished she had time to look at. There was a nice scent in it as well, maybe some sort of spice?

After a few minutes, she finally realized what Elisabeth had meant by saying Marcain was in the cave.

Because Marcain was literally in the cave. The two were apparently standing on a balcony looking over the city. It was large, bright and bustling; there were large buildings carved into the cavern walls everywhere. She could see Xan Ruzians going about their daily businesses, going to markets and shops, talking with friends, and she could even make out a cute couple holding hands.

Elisabeth leaned against the railing, sighing happily. “Marcain is one of my favorite non-Lasian cities. It’s just so wonderful and exciting!” They kept staring down at it, but then remembered they had come here for a purpose, and kept going.

Apparently, at the end of the balcony was a very long set of stairs. Goldie looked at it in disdain, but knew she had to get to the city somehow, and kept walking.

✧✧✧

About an hour later, they reached the palace. Goldie turned to the noblewoman. “Are you sure I can’t come in? I am assigned to protect you.”

“Yeah, and I mean no offense, but this is private business. Maybe you could wait outside?”

“Yes, of course.” 

As she went in, the blond leaned against the wall, hoping whatever the Lasian was doing would be quick.

A few minutes later, she heard one of the palace guards shouting out to her. “You! Girl! What are you doing?”

She sighed, this always happened at some point. 

“I’m Goldie Potter of Calinas’ Junior Knights Association. I’m here on assignment to guide and protect Lady Elisabeth Melly of Las.”

They laughed. “Sure. But then why aren’t you with her?” “Her business was private. She asked me to stay out here.” “Mhm. So if she has private business in the castle, why haven’t we been informed? And why haven’t we seen her?”

Goldie looked at them, confused. “You haven’t seen her?”

“No, I haven’t.” they replied. “And I’m starting to think you’re lying. Please leave before I make you.”

Goldie huffed, but walked off anyways. It probably wasn’t a good idea to get into a fight, especially when arrows aren’t the best weapon for hand-to-hand combat.

She decided to stay in the area, and just walk around the palace grounds. After her first round, she stopped abruptly. She felt something… almost like a tremor? 

And then she heard the crash. She turned her head quickly to where it was, and saw a huge chunk of rock falling from the top of the cavern. She gasped, then another chunk came down. And another. And another.

Screams filled her ears, people outside rushing and panicking. She tried to get to Lady Elisabeth, but she was blocked by the oncoming rush of palace workers.

Everything was happening so fast. She could almost completely see the sky now. Huge metal balls were raining down on the city.

A few feet away she saw one land. It was huge, almost three times bigger than her and at least twice as wide. It went right through the floor of the cave, and she saw cracks coming through the floor.

She started to run, trying to get out of the range of the cracks but they moved too quickly. They stopped for a second, and for a moment she thought everything was fine.

But then, another ball came down. It looked smaller, but still a decent size. As it landed on a little crack, she saw it widen, all of them widening.

And she screamed as she was plunged into the darkness below.

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BnHA Vigilantes Chapters 59 - 65: Emergency Catch-Up Blog

before I start, please be advised that the following post will contain a potential MAJOR SPOILER FOR CHAPTER 253, which has not yet been released! please don’t be an idiot like me and spoil yourselves, guys. stay safe.

but anyways yes, this is my recap post for Those Chapters of Vigilantes. at long last. hooray! by the way this is barely edited at all, on account of it being a rush job (see re: the “Emergency” bit in the header). just some raw, unfiltered, [CENSORED SPOILER THING] thoughts and feelings! hopefully it’s readable; when I have more time I’ll try and clean it up a bit more.

so now, first off, credit where credit is due because omg

bless you anon, you saved my life

but let me backtrack! looool so guys, I did a dumb thing and peeked at a spoiler, and read the name “Shirakumo”, and was like FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK and noped out, but it was too late lol. so then I was like “HOW DO I CATCH UP ON THE ENTIRETY OF VIGILANTES IN LESS THAN TWENTY-FOUR HOURS”, fully aware that I probably wasn’t going to do shit and would most likely just spend tomorrow apologizing and shrugging my way through the new chapter. and by the way guys, I’ll go ahead and throw in one of those apologies now, because I’ve had at least a dozen anons implore me to pick up Vigilantes, and I’m fully aware that Aizawa’s past has been covered (including one (1) cloudy boi), and that it’s really good. I just haven’t had the energy to do it! because reading and liveblogging are two very different things, and the latter just takes so much more time and energy honestly. so I kept putting it off and off and off, and now here I am

but then this ask came along telling me exactly which chapters to read in order to get the context I need! so seriously anon, you are the MVP of my week, and I appreciate this so, so much. I am now off to read those chapters, and I apologize to everyone again, but while I will liveblog them, it’ll probably be kind of a rush job due to the circumstances. like I won’t get into every single detail here, because it’s six whole chapters. but I’ll do my best

hmm I don’t know what constitutes the second half of chapter 59 lol so here I am reading the whole damn thing

AIZAWA BEING FRIENDS WITH MIDNIGHT, AND MIDNIGHT HAS A CAT OH GOSH

looool

personally, Aizawa hated school. he would never ever dream of becoming a teacher. how ridiculous. irrational af

“we’ll have you teaching at U.A. soon enough” psssh. not this man, sister

he’s hanging up on her now. honestly I am glad I did not skip the first part of this chapter lol

some wolfman is chasing the protag of this series whose name I forgot, as well as a little girl and ANOTHER CAT. this series has so many cats?! apparently!?

Aizawa is saving the cat. the hero we deserve

the protag whose name I am about to look up wants to adopt the cat, which prompts Aizawa to launch into a 2500-word essay on why he should not adopt the cat

okay the kid’s name is Koichi. he’s apparently 19 in the series, but I don’t know how old he is in this particular scene though because I have the vague impression that the series at large takes place in present-day BnHA time, which would mean this is definitely a flashback. so. ??

OHO, NOW IT’S A FLASHBACK WITHIN A FLASHBACK!!? so this is the Aizawa past thing everyone’s been all “!!!!” about. well here you go guys

young Shouta is staring at an abandoned kitty in a box in the rain

he left the cat, but also left his umbrella over it, awww

and he arrived at class all wet. and his teacher says he can go change his clothes, but he’s all “NAH I’M EMO SO I’LL JUST STAY LIKE THIS”, wow

“I’m powerless” jesus christ Shou get a grip

here comes Present Mic to forcibly lift his best bud’s spirits. they’re in second year apparently

Present Mic, and I mean this in the most loving and affectionate way possible, is the most annoying man on the planet

how was he not just constantly punched in the face at all times. like constantly walking around being punched by people

well well well

something horrible is sure going to happen to you, isn’t it? here I thought you were probably dead, but I’m kinda getting the inkling [SPOILERS, FOLKS, I’M SERIOUS] you’re gonna maybe show up in the latest chapter of the main series, so I guess not! congratulations I guess?? OR MAYBE NOT

“dammit Shirakumo” oh so it’s like that

their teacher deserves a raise. never thought we’d see another U.A. faculty member more done with life than Aizawa himself

hey Shirakumo is giving Shouta his umbrella back, but what about the cat?! SHIRAKUMO ARE YOU REALLY A NICE GUY, I’M NOT SURE YET

meanwhile he’s stripping naked in the middle of class. oh yes. I forgot Vigilantes was like this

he’s using his cloud quirk to censor himself where it counts

“and inside this cloud... is this charming little creature” lol we think he’s talking about his penis but then he pulls out the cat! WELL NEVER MIND THEN SHIRAKUMO

so Shouta is sitting around thinking emo thoughts that are gradually giving way to some decidedly un-hetero thoughts about Shirakumo, who’s doing that shounen thing where he smiles with his eyes closed while being silhouetted against the bright sun. maaaaan. Aizawa you are hella gay my dude

okay next chapter and they’re being assigned internships

Shirakumo’s hero costume is... well let’s just say it’s a good thing he’s got such a badass quirk

he’s riding around on that cloud like Goku. like a fucking Lakitu from Super Mario

now the teachers are talking about the three boys and whether they’ll be able to land internships

“Yamada shouldn’t have a problem. his voice quirk has applications in battle, rescue, and entertainment. but the boy’s a bit distractible.” okay first of all how the hell would Mic ever rescue a person with his quirk. fucking scream them to safety or what. and second, by distractible you mean punchable right. again, all the love

oh my god he’s so cute

lmao this is seriously my favorite picture of Aizawa ever. GO GETTEM SLUGGER

so Shouta is getting bullied by some guy with a decidedly Katsuki-ish quirk, except he shoots jets of fire out of his hands. but anyway he says that fighting Shouta is boring. SHUT UP, YOU. YOU’RE BORING

Shouta is so emo. but he really does want to be a good hero, he just doesn’t know how. he seems very frustrated

he’s lecturing Kumo on not giving people-food to the cat. and now he has picked up the cat and is cradling and bottle-feeding it like an infant. bless

this manga really has a gag panel of the cat pissing on Shirakumo afterwards, like. see this is another reason why I haven’t exactly been in a rush to read it sob. my sense of humor doesn’t really seem to align with Furuhashi’s

oH MY GOD

high school Midnight is the coolest person I have ever seen and I want to be just like her when I grow up

aaaaand she is literally not wearing any clothes except that belt and those boob-holsters. which, I mean, it’s not like she really dresses any differently in the main series, but this being Vigilantes, I’m sure we’ll get another half a dozen pages showing extreme close-ups of her costume from various angles. again, another area where this series and I don’t quite see eye to eye, but it’s all right since we’re just passing through here

and one year later they wrote a literal law limiting how much exposed skin a hero costume can show. oh Midnight. meanwhile I forgot how much this series makes me appreciate Horikoshi, flaws and all. I’ll take a thousand Minetas over this shit honestly. at least Mineta always gets his comeuppance. but anyway

they have named the cat “Sushi”

Midnight is straight up taking the cat lmao

Yamada got an internship. one down, two to go

Midnight’s back and showing them a video of the cat pooping. one joke about the cat’s bathroom habits in a single chapter was not enough, we’re going for two. not like we have anything more important to cover, like Aizawa getting an internship and something terrible and tragic happening to his boyfriend. let’s just keep talking about cat poop

okay here we go, Midnight says her boss will take them as interns

“Loud Cloud” lmao. home run hero name. GOAT

so Shouta’s chasing a villain and nearly got crushed by a safe that he threw at him, but he’s being saved by some guy who I’m guessing is his boss

oh my

this is the kind of weirdness that only a manga can get away with. I wonder how this idea came into being and whose idea it was, Horikoshi’s or Furuhashi’s. maybe the two of them hitting each other up back and forth in a text chain. “so I’m doing Aizawa’s flashback now, who do you want to have him to intern under?” “hmm I don’t know but I was thinking literally Prince”

Prince is chewing Shouta out something fierce

I thought I was prepared for these Aizawa flashbacks, but some things you can never be prepared for

lol he asked Shouta how he fucked up, and Shouta started listing all of his tactical errors, and Prince interrupted him and is all “I’M TALKIN’ ‘BOUT THAT GLOOMY FACE” listen son just who do you think your intern is. THAT’S JUST HIS FACE LEAVE HIM ALONE

he says Aizawa wears his stress all over his sleeve and bums people out

he’s telling him to smile! now where have we heard that philosophy before

hello

I’m just reblogging this panel because of reasons

so Shouta is sulking in the locker room, and Shirakumo is showering off and says his MO is to keep smiling even when he screws up

now Midnight is texting Shouta 500 cat pictures

lmao we can’t see Shouta’s face, but Kumo is streaking in and is all “THERE’S THAT SMILE, SUNSHINE!!!!”

OH SHIT NOW IT’S A FEW DAYS LATER AND THE VILLAIN IS BACK BUT THIS TIME SHOUTA DONE GOT HIM SOME GOGGLES!! the path from adorable to sexy begins. the Longbottoming

oh shit the goggles belong to Shirakumo. the gayening. and they were roommates

Shouta’s using his quirk!

and the bad guy is all “I don’t need my quirk to crush you” and straight up demolishing the fucking pavement yikes

and Kumo is leaping at him from above and whomping him on the head

yay they caught him. and Shouta is...

he’s trying. they’ll coax a real smile out of him yet! just show him a Youtube compilation of Logical Ruses

now he and Shirakumo have matching pairs of goggles. I’m just gonna assume this means they are married

the fire hands bully guy from earlier is coming over to start some shit again

he says he also realized the importance of eye protection through his internship. and Mic says he stole the idea from him

now the class is partnering off for two-on-two battle training, and Kumo is partnering with Shouta

they’re going up against Mic and Fire Hands, and for some reason they’re making a wager of it. whoever loses has to stop wearing glasses. this is easily the stupidest thing I have seen in this series yet, not to mention the most accurate

Kumo’s grinning at Shouta and saying the goggles symbolize their friendship and they have to defend them. you know, lovable scamp stuff

now Shirakumo and Shouta are double teaming the Fire Hands guy and taking him out in seconds because OF COURSE THEY DID. lol he never fucking stood a chance

but Shouta’s handing the glasses back and says that two-on-one isn’t fair so he’s calling the wager off

aaaand Fire Hands is snatching them back and stomping on them. and says he doesn’t need them

listen you dingus, yes you do fucking need them. and also he says he didn’t lose! wow this guy really has his head up his ass. I’d say he reminds me of a CERTAIN SOMEONE, but you know what, I’ll give Mr. Certain Someone his fair credit though, because he managed to get his shit together long before his second year. Fire Hands still needs to grow up

the teacher is telling him he missed the point of the exercise, and FH is literally ignoring him and running off wow

apparently Mic also gave up his sunglasses and got himself a pair of goggles. well we know that’s not gonna last. and for that matter, Shouta’s gonna change out his goggles for a different model as well. ohhhhh some tragedy is on the horizon I just know it, this is gonna hurt

Shirakumo says the three of them should start their own agency. ahhh. buddy I’m here reading this from the future, and I gotta tell you, son... shit’s awkward as fuck

and he’s pointing out all the different ways they complement each other’s strengths and weaknesses

Shouta says he can’t do anything on his own, but Kumo says that just means he’s suited to teamwork

Kumo’s inviting Midnight to join them, but she’s declining lol

Shouta’s looking at the sky all dramatically. oh baby this is it isn’t it. things are about to get rough

“one week later”

NOO THEY HURT MY PRECIOUS PRINCE

SOMEONE IS CALLING FOR BACKUP AND THE CAMERA IS ZOOMING IN ON A BUSTED UP PAIR OF GOGGLES, FUCK EVERYTHING

now we’re cutting to Mic and Fire Hands and FH replaced his sunglasses with a pair of goggles. goggles are just the in thing now

Fire Hands talks about Aizawa so much I’m starting to ship the two of them now as well. damn Shouta how many high school boyfriends did you have??

so they’re fighting off some toad monster and it’s absorbing all their attacks

meanwhile Shouta and Kumo are literally helping kindergartners to cross the street

look at this

it’s beyond my comprehension how anyone could possibly mistake this man for anything but a future teacher

even Kumo is commenting on how natural he is at working with kids

oH MY GOD the kids waved goodbye and said “bye Eraserhead” and it prompted a little smile

Kumo says Shouta psychs himself out and convinces himself he can’t do stuff, but really he can do just about anything if he puts his mind to it. aww. and he’s right!!

oh shit here comes the toad

so this toad’s name is Garvey, and he’s literally wanted for murder oh shit. and he has a Fatgum-like quirk that can absorb attacks and store them up to release them

and some idiots hit him with a combined attack that ended up powering him the fuck up. well shit

so Prince is placing a rose in between his teeth and getting ready to fight this toad off. do it I believe in you

now a lot is happening all at once, jesus. Shouta and Kumo were trying to evacuate the kids but then the toad just appeared right there like wtf, and then Prince also showed up out of nowhere and went to hit the thing with a flying jump kick

aaaand he’s getting blasted into a building

oof. and getting even further blasted now. welp

Kumo’s protecting the kiddos with his Nimbus quirk!

OH FUCKING SHIT AND THEN HE GOT CRACKED IN THE HEAD BY A GIANT FALLING ROCK

um

is this bitch fucking dead now. I can’t believe they fucking Obitoed my bro Shirakumo

so now the toad is looming over them, and Shouta realizes he’s the only one left standing, and all his doubts are filtering into his mind as he desperately tries to think of how to stop him

and Shirakumo’s... gourd... thing... is klunking in out of nowhere, and it has a little speaker on it, and it’s all “YOU GOT THIS AIZAWA” and wtf. this is like something out of a weird fever dream

OH SHIT BOYS AIZAWA SHOUTA DONE GOT HIS GAME FACE ON NOW

THE LONGBOTTOMING CONTINUES

so now he’s leaping fifty feet into the air, somehow, and thinking that his Erasure quirk will at least level the playing field. well all right then! you go boy

now it’s raining and of course bolts of lightning are dramatically hitting the ground all around them

Shouta’s kicking off the lil power toad lumps one by one lol

literally just jumping all around and kickin’ stuff

oof he took a bad hit. but he’s sitting back up!

Kumo’s disembodied gourd voice keeps shouting encouragement at him though, idk. so there’s that

he says Shouta’s strong and he won’t lose, and Shouta is all “RAHHHHHHH.” you guys, if 1-A ever found out about this flashback they would never let the man live it down. hell I’m not gonna let him live it down. okay then. Mr. RAHHHHHH

he’s doing some weird stuff with his capture weapon now. I think maybe he grabbed a rock with it and chucked it at the guy

and now the guy is shooting all his toad lumps at Shouta all at once! WELL ALL RIGHT THEN

yooooo Shouta literally grabbed them all with the capture weapon and he’s CHUCKIN’ EM ALL INTO THE DUDE’S MOUTH Y’ALL THIS IS SOME REAL FUCKING SHIT LMAO GET WRECKED

so the guy is blowing up from the inside out. yeah that’s what you get for murdering Shouta’s childhood friend you piece of shit

and Shouta’s collapsing in exhaustion but happily shouting “SHIRAKUMO I DID IT” before he passes out. oh my god don’t tell me Kumo is already dead and Shouta just hallucinated his voice or some shit. THEN WHO WAS GOURD omg

oooooof here we go

[places both hands on Shouta’s shoulders and looks him dead in the eye] son I don’t know how to tell you this, but Shirakumo has been dead for twenty years

wow can someone just fucking tell Shouta already so he stops depressing everyone and making an idiot out of himself. geez how long are you all gonna stand around despondently shooting knowing looks at each other in the rain

so they’re picking up the gourd speaker thing and OF COURSE it’s visibly broken and there’s no possible way Kumo’s voice could have been coming out of it. especially since he has been dead for twenty years. here’s a picture of his grave. oh shit what’s that little grave right next to his?? OH MY GOD IT’S THE CAT. OH MY GOD

oh fuck me

Y’ALL REALLY DID THESE BABIES LIKE THAT. HORIKOSHI!! FURUHASHI!! GET OVER HERE RIGHT NOW I WANT A WORD!!

so now Fire Hands, who is trying his best to be comforting but is just SO BAD AT IT, is all “Aizawa you went toe to toe with this thing and beat it YOURSELF!! ALL ALONE!!!” jesus christ I need a minute

OH DAMN A CALLBACK TO THE RAIN “THIS KINDA FITS OUR VIBE RIGHT NOW” LINE but now it’s saaaaaaaad oh no

I mean. I knew going in that this was going to be Aizawa’s sad childhood flashback about his friend Shirakumo whom something very terrible happened to. it’s not like I’m even surprised. I knew what I was getting myself into here. but damn that still hurts

do you guys think that having a permanent image of his best friend forever immortalized as a cheerful seventeen-year-old, and being forever haunted by the memory of that seventeen-year-old being cut down in the prime of his life, might have given Aizawa Shouta lasting trauma which carried over into his adulthood and makes him do desperately reckless things when children are at risk, such as leaping into battle against an army of villains all alone. dammit now I want to grab every single problem child of 1-A and shake them roughly and scream at them for all the sleepless nights they have doubtless caused this man

so now here he and Mic are both being sad

aww Mic. I’m sorry I keep wanting to punch you in the face. it’s just reflex

and now it’s one year later and the class is gearing up for the sports festival

well look who is almost fully done with his metamorphosis

you will soon be a beautiful butterfly

he is literally going to sleep in the middle of class. well depression makes people tired. sigh

he’s got his familiar goggles now! and he’s kicking FH’s ass and lecturing him on how to fight better. damn his character development is complete

and he’s helping FH to his feet aww. definitely boyfriends. this man gets around

his teachers now say that Shouta has gotten too complacent, if anything, and phones everything in once he knows he’s got a passing grade, and only gets passionate when it comes to practical exercises

and now we’re cutting to the gym and Shouta is indeed training passionately while Mic sits in the corner looking bummed. all these kids have been through far too much in their young lives

Shouta’s handing in his career aspiration form, and he wrote that he wants to start his own agency and focus on “fighting, and nothing else”

his scruffy facial hair is already starting to come in now. it’s true what they say, having a tragic past does indeed make you hotter

anyways but can we get this boy a hug!? anybody?? hello??!?

now they’re graduating and Shouta is disappearing in a poof of smoke and now there’s this big panel with flashbacks to his career up to the current point in Vigilantes!

and we’re back in the ~present~ and he’s telling Koichi to take good care of that cat. aaaand, I guess that’s that. geez. that was a lot

so there you go! the Aizawa flashbacks! they were very sad! all in all I really enjoyed them! so now, if Shirakumo isn’t actually dead (seeing as it’s a shounen manga that pays homage to comic books, so safe to say that People Not Actually Being Dead is a Certified Phenomenon, like it’s definitely a THING THAT CAN SOMETIMES HAPPEN), well then. tomorrow’s chapter is sure going to be interesting to say the least. lulz but maybe I’ve got it all wrong though. guess I’ll find out!

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More Things Than You Ever Cared To Know About My Writing

This was originally posted by ‘vorchagirl’, reblogged by someone I follow. And I thought it would be fun to just outright answer these in a questionnaire type way, rather than as asks. So here we go =)

Feel free to do this yourselves if you like it. Just please remember to add the original poster.

Fanfiction Questions

Fandom Questions

1. What was the first fandom you got involved in?

Properly? Probably Pokemon. I’ve been writing fanfiction for it for years.

2. What is your latest fandom?

Funnily enough, Sonic, despite being a fan since I was like seven years old. I’ve just never seriously got into it since then until now.

3. What is the best fandom you’ve ever been involved in?

The Pokemon fandom. I’ve made some awesome friends in it.

4. Do you regret getting involved in any fandoms?

You hear things, but I’ve not really come across any toxicity besides the reaction to the Sonic Movie.

5. Which fandoms have your written fanfiction for?

A good few, but the only ones you’ll find are Pokemon, Sonic and Zootopia.

6. List your OTP from each fandom you’ve been involved in.

Zootopia - Judy/Nick

Sonic - Shadow/Rouge, Silver/Blaze

Pokemon - I don’t usually ship in Pokemon, but Jessie/James because reasons

7. List your NoTPs from each fandom you’ve been in.

Sonic/Amy. Sorry. Some art is cute, but it’s not my jam.

Shadow/Maria. I don’t ship animals with humans.

I also don’t ship yaoi/yuri pairings.

I do not poop on any ship. If it’s one I’m not fond of, I just scroll on and leave it be. Shipping can be pretty toxic sometimes, and I just don’t get it at all.

8. How did you get involved in your latest fandom?

I was writing Mask Behind the Monster and my husband’s aunt suggested I join a specific Sonic forum to post it in. So I joined the Amino and posted it, all nervous. The reception blew me away, and I met some awesome people, so I stuck around.

9. What are the best things about your current fandom?

The friends I’ve made.

10.  Is there a fandom you read fic from but don’t write in?

Probably. Can’t think of any off the top of my head.

Ship Questions for your Current Fandom

11. Who is your current OTP?

Shadow/Rouge. Also Infinite/Amy. This is because of my current writing projects.

12. Who is your current OT3?

None.

13. Any NoTPs?

We’ve been over this *looks up*

14. Go on, who are your BroTPs?

Sonic/Tails =3

15. Is there an obscure ship which you love?

Infinite/Amy. I didn’t initially.  But if it’s done right, and there are reasons for them to be together in that setting, then it works. 

16. Are their any popular ships in your fandom which you dislike?

Sonic/Shadow, Infinite/Gadget

I’m also not a fan of most Pokemon anime ships.

17. Who was your first OTP and are they still your favourite?

Knuckles/Amy. I still have a soft spot for it.

18. What ship have you written the most about?

Amy/Espio. I went through a phase... Read a couple of ‘fics and thought ‘Why not? Sounds like fun.’ XD

19. Is there a ship which you wished you could get behind, but you just don’t feel them?

Not really. As much as I like shipping, because I’m a fluff-junkie, I have to just like it.

20. Any ships which you surprised yourself by liking?

Again. Inf/Amy. This one took me by surprise.

Author Questions

21. What was the first fanfic you ever wrote?

Erm... if I remember right, Some cringy self-insert Pokemon ‘fic when I was like 14/15.

22. Is there anything you regret writing?

Everything I regret writing has been deleted.

23. Name a fic you’ve written that you’re especially fond of & explain why you like it.

The End and Mask Behind the Monster. I can’t choose one over the other. They were both written with a lot of meaning and emotion behind them, and I have a soft spot for both.

24. What fic do you desperately need to rewrite or edit?

I keep thinking about re-writing The End, but I worry it will lose its fire if I do...

25. What’s your most popular fanfic?

I think... THINK... it’s Mask Behind the Monster.

26. How do you come up with your fanfic titles?

To Title is hard. System:Reboot was a suggestion off a friend who I have lost touch with. Its working title is ‘Hacked’. A lot of my stories have preliminary working titles until I come up with something. The End was named after a song. Confectionary Conundrum was originally called ‘Sugar Snow’ which is the name of the sweet shop in that story. The Mainframe Saga’s Scrivener file is still called ‘Datastream’. Its separate books have been renamed as I’ve been ‘planning’ them out (as much as I plan).

27. What do you hate more: Coming up with titles or writing summaries?

Probably summaries, because FFNet leaves very little space to do so.

28. If someone were to draw a piece of fanart for your story, which story would it be and what would the picture be of?

I have actually had fanart, so this is hard to say. A lot of people like drawing my cyberpunk Infinite redesign which has surprised me.

29. Do you have a beta reader? Why/Why not?

My husband proof-reads my stuff, and then I question him on it. I don’t have a beta. I’ve thought about it, but I stick to a strict time-frame when it comes to uploads where I strictly give myself very little leniency. So if it wasn’t beta’d in time, I’d get a little frustrated and I do not like to pester people. I also worry I’ll be told to edit and cut a LOT, and I don’t like to butcher my ‘fics. I do that enough while I’m writing 8D

30. What inspires you to write?

My faith. That is a BIG one. You will find references and metaphors to my faith throughout my stories. Particularly in The End and The Mask Behind the Monster. Music is another huge inspiration drive. I’ve come up with entire scenes and even plots or sub-plots listening to music. I was just on a walk listening to some cyberpunk tracks when I got the spark for The Mainframe Saga.

31. What’s the nicest thing someone has ever said about your writing?

Oh boy. Where do I start? I think I was especially moved when someone told me they read The Mask Behind the Monster to their sisters.

32. Do you listen to music when you write or does music inspire you? If so, which band or genre of music does it for you?

Yes. A lot. I listen to a variety of stuff from Christian rock and EDM to cyberpunk instrumental tracks. Main bands are Thousand Foot Krutch, Family Force Five, Cruxshadows, Holon, Misanthropix, Scandroid and Celldweller.

33. Do you write oneshots, multi-chapter fics or huuuuuge epics?

It really varies. I lean towards epics. Even Glitched ended up being longer than planned, if memory serves, although it’s not epic length. The Mainframe Saga is made up of chaptered ‘fics, ficlets and one-shots.

34. What’s the word count on your longest fic?

I couldn’t tell you, because Scrivener crashes when I try to get the word count for System:Reboot XD

35. Do you write drabbles? If so, what do you normally write them about?

I don’t, but I have thought about it.

36. What’s your favourite genre to write?

Sci-Fi. Hands down.

37. First person or third person - what do you write in and why?

I prefer third person, particularly restricted third person, because it is easier to write about different characters. That way the reader knows what’s going on when the main cast do not. I was very surprised I enjoyed writing first person so much in Mask Behind the Monster, though. But I did leap into third person a couple of times to give a wider perspective.

38. Do you use established canon characters or do you create OCs?

I love creating OCs. But I will use canon characters in the Sonic fandom.

39. What is you greatest strength as a writer?

From what I’ve been told, character development.

40. What do you struggle the most with in your writing?

Violence. And tragic back stories. I have legit questioned my sanity when coming up with scenes that include this.

Also... when I write fluff... I kind of grind to a halt and struggle through it. Often interspersed with gazing from the window and thinking well further ahead than where I’m currently at. This often results in forgetting dialogue I think up during my garden gazing.

Fanfiction Questions

41. List and link to 5 fanfics you are currently reading:

I won’t post links because it is much too fiddly. But Guiding Light by Ambyssin, Heart Song by Suetonicsonic, Fall From Power by Lordius Dannius.

Hands of Creation by Namohysip, and The Curious and the Shiny by Nebula Dreams. Both of which I seriously need to pick up again.

I believe you can find all of them on FFNet.

42. List and link to 5 fanfiction authors who are amazing:

Same applies as above. Ambyssin, Suetonicsonic, Namohysip, Chibi Pika and Nebula Dreams.

43. Is there anyone in your fandom who really inspires you?

Ambyssin has provided some amazing constructive criticism on System:Reboot which has resulted in me making a terrifying antagonist out of Gadget the Wolf. I strongly hope no other antagonists will develop what I have nicknamed ‘Socket Syndrome’. His drive and commitment to his writing has been pretty inspirational, too.

But in all fairness, I think most, if not all, of my writing friends have been inspirational and very supportive. I offer digital high-fives to each and every one of you.

44. What ship do you feel needs more attention?

I can’t think of any. People should write what they like. And I believe if you want to read it, and it doesn’t exist, then you should write it yourself if you can.

45. What is your all time favourite fanfic?

Guiding Light by Ambyssin. It’s not often I fall in love with a fanfic.

Fall From Power by Lordius Dannius is another.

46. If someone was to read one of your fanfics, which fic would you recommend to them and why?

The End or The Mask Behind the Monster, because they’re pretty special to me.

47. Archive Of Our Own, Fanfiction.net or Tumblr - where do you prefer to post and why?

FFNet. I’ve been posting there for years. I’m iffy on AO3. I’ve considered posting to Tumblr, but my solution to that is to post links and artwork instead.

48. Do you leave reviews when you read fanfiction? Why/Why not?

If I feel I have something to say, I’ll post a review. I like to make sure I do so, though, and I have been known to make notes on my computer and post reviews in bulk to works posted on Serebii.

49. Do you care if people comment/reblog your writing? Why/why not?

I love comments, and I will try to respond to each one. Reblogs are totally welcome!

50. How did you get into reading and/or writing fanfiction?

I’ve been writing for many, many years. Since before I was ten years old. Pokemon likely got me into fanfiction. I can’t remember writing it for anything else prior to that cringy ‘fic I mentioned earlier (which we will never, ever talk about. Ever.)

51. Rant or Gush about one thing you love or hate in the world of fanfiction! Go!

I love the creativity behind it, especially OCs. Pokemon OCs are my favourites, particularly in PMD or Pokecentric settings. Both Sonic and Pokemon offer a lot of inspiration to create OCs as the worlds are both pretty vast. AUs and canon settings both offer massive scope for creativity. It’s seeing peoples’ headcanons and takes on the franchises that I really enjoy. Yes, I do like shipping, but a story does NOT need it to be a good story. It’s the way people tell it that matters more to me.

I know this says ‘one thing’. But I just want to make it clear, the one part of fanfiction I don’t like, is M-rated stuff. And I will not read it. It... bugs me when a ‘fic I’ve been enjoying suddenly changes its rating XD

(I do not own any of the fandoms or characters mentioned in this post) <- Nervous Nelly moment?

[blankpaigefics]

22 questions

Thanks for the tag @hyunjinssmile 😊

1- Name: Umm, I don’t feel comfortable giving my real name but I’ve always liked the name Alice, so ya’ll can call me that if you want? 🤷

2-Nickname: Red

3-star sign: Pisces 

4-Gender: female

5-sexuality: bisexual/bi-curious

6-favourite colour: I’m a sucker for a nice blue/green ocean type colour. 

7-time right now: 12:47am. I should probably go to sleep 

8-Average hours of sleep: I usually aim for about 9 hours. I get about 7 on a bad night and 9 and a half on a really good night (or 12 hours like last night. I was pooped)

9-The last thing I googled: Umm, how many times I can reheat cooked chicken 👀 I’m a terrible cook, don’t judge

10-numbet of blankets: Usually one, with an electric throw rug to warm up my bed before I actually go to sleep. 

11- favourite fictional character: Oh boy, umm, Edward Elric, Joel (from the Last of Us), Elena Fisher/Drake, and Donna Noble. 

12- what are you wearing right now: some trackies, a band tee and hoodie and socks with smiling cappuccinos on them 😊

13-favourite book: The Hobbit and Alice in Wonderland (probably why I like the name Alice)

14-Favourite Musicians: The Amity Affliction!!! As well as the Paper Kites and Blink-182. 

15-dream job: I would love to work as a dress designer for Mak Tumang as my first choice, and Kingdom Boutique as my second choice. 

16-number of followers: Currently 138 😘

17-when did you create your account: Umm, at least a year ago

18-what do you post about: a bit of everything, but currently fics, mostly for stray kids

19-what made you get an account: I decided to have my main to reblog stuff for myself and make this one to post stuff for other people to see

20- when did your blog reach its peak: Either my Borderlands ugly crying post or my kingdom hearts most developed character post

21- do you get asks on a daily basis: I do not, please send me more asks! Requests will take a little time but I’m like almost always on my phone and would love to answer some asks 😊

22-why did you choose your irl: My gamer tag is usually some form of blankpaige (depending on what console etc so one could be blank-paigee and so on) so I decided to change it to blankpaigefics when I started writing on here. 

I tag @ultimate-kpop-trash-scenarios @skz-maze and @sparklyafterdark 😘

[celticheartedfangirl]

Okay, so we’re doing this . . . Agents of Shield . . . I just watched the Pilot and I’m already hooked!

For those who don’t know -- I decided to watch a show that’s been for a while, has an established fandom, that I know literally NOTHING about, and comment on each episode.  I chose Agents of Shield thanks to suggestions.

Oh, an important note . . . . I’m watching completely spoiler free.  I’m excited to engage fans and you can post here, reblog, message me, whatever -- just please NO SPOILERS past the point where I am, which currently the first episode.  So please don’t spoil me beyond this point, thank you!

Okay . . . . . so my thoughts on the PILOT episode of Agents of Shield (under cut) . . . . 

Okay, first of all, why the hell was I not watching this all along cause this is right up my alley!  I wasn’t bored for one second and in fact I just want to watch the next episode (which I will definitely be doing tomorrow!).  

So for this episode, since it’s basically your typical “introduction” episode for a series, I want to give some thoughts on the characters I met:

Agent Ward:  Okay -- gonna be blunt here -- I’m almost 99.9% sure that this is going to be my favorite character.  He’s kind of an ass who is masking a bunch of inner personal struggle stuff and he really doesn’t give a shit about what other people think.  Except he does.  And my gut tells me he’s VERY complex and over the course of the show we’ll see more and more of that complexity.  

This is my jam as far as fictional characters go -- assholes with tragic back stories.  I’m hope I’m right about him.  He’s either complex or a douchebag.  And I’ve got pretty good douchebag radar.  Please don’t let me be wrong, I already love him! (The picture of poop with knives describing his people skills literally had me laughing out loud!  Is there fan art of that in this fandom?  I mean, I’m from the Rumbelle side of the OUAT fandom, we draw everything, so I’m just assuming here.)

Hey there’s Robin from How I Met Your Mother!  I don’t know her name though -- did I miss that?  So I’ll just call her Robin for now.  Don’t really have an opinion on her yet.  Except she’s hiding something from Agent Coulson that has to do with Tahiti.  Speaking of which . . . . 

Agent Coulson:  It’s obvious he’s the other ‘leading man’ along side Ward -- seems like a decent enough guy.  Where have I seen that actor before?  Don’t really have any strong opinions on the character yet -- I don’t dislike him (actually I don’t dislike ANYONE) but he didn’t draw me in like Ward.  But it’s only one episode.  

Agent Melinda May (first one I got a first name from!):  Okay, I LOVE Ming Na!  I know her from Stargate:Universe and I know she drools over Robert Carlyle like I do so that already puts her and her character on the plus side for me.  Obviously something happened to her character to make her want a desk job and not work in the field.  Curious to find out what.

Fitz and Simmons or Fitz-Simmons:  Do they just do everything together?  I mean that was really cute, the English lady and the Scottish guy and I get that they’re the tech nerds and probably the main source of humor on the show.  Best line of the episode after the poop with knives thing . . 

Fitz:  I’ll show you my thing -- my hardware -- my equipment . . . . . 

Okay, I’m gonna like this guy.  Plus he’s Scottish so . . . . yeah. :)

“Skye”:  First one with a first name, no last name.  IS that her name?  I like her.  She actually kind of reminded me personality wise of Phoebe from Charmed.  Is she gonna have a thing with Ward?  Please don’t let Ward turn evil or some stupid shit like that because this is a trend with me and it needs to stop.  

Also -- I now know what S.H.I.E.L.D. is!   Strategic Homeland Intervention Enforcement and Logistics Division.

Basically Men in Black for Superheroes, Gods, and whatever else shows up that’s make mere mortals lose their damn minds.  

Lola:  I’m assuming the car is its own character and plays a major part in the show.  Look, I watch Supernatural, I get how that works.  

As for the story itself -- I enjoyed it, and it was good lead in.  At the end I really thought that Ward had shot Mike Peterson for no other reason than he’s an ass (Ward, not Mike), but I was wrong!  Yay!  (He’s probably still an ass, though.  Ward, that is.  Not that I’m complaining.)  

It was a good setup episode, it really made me understand the premise of the series and where they’d be going, and the characters are all intriguing and I’m excited to learn more!  

Thanks to everyone who suggested this one too me!  Again -- discussion is welcome.  Spoilers beyond this point are NOT.  

One last thing -- highly amused that The Avengers aren’t Level 7 clearance.  THAT was funny!  

Onto the next episode tomorrow!  Can’t wait to find out what an 084 is!  :)

[honeylikewords]

tag game :)

i was tagged by @persephone-divine (stinky ol’ tumblr.crumb won’t lemme tag you...poop...)

nickname: hmm, i don’t have too many! katie is what i typically go by (which is a shortening of my full name, Katarina), but i also use K, anna/anne (which i actually kinda prefer?), some people call me katie-bug, but my dad comes up with a lot of weird names for me, like FishBritches and stuff that’s odd like that!

gender: cisgender female

sign: my preferred signs are road signs for national parks and those “BUY-A-HIGHWAY” signs that tell you who paid for what section of road. but if you mean in terms of horoscopes, i believe i’m a ? pisces? but i don’t buy into that sorta stuff

height: 5’6”, i think? i rarely measure myself heh

time: i’m in the pacific time zone, so it’s currently 2:15 pm on 7/16/2018!

fave bands: mmmm jukebox the ghost, NSP (i just really love dan avidan okay), radical face, MOUSE RAT THE GREATEST BAND IN THE WORLD AND POSSIBLY EVEN AMERICA, and i’ve loved the jonas brothers and owl city since i was a wee little lass, and i will never stop, even if the world calls me cringey,

fave solo artists: carly rae jespsen, sufjan stevens, and i think ? that’s it? unless you count griffin mcelroy because i love music he’s made for the adventure zone and when he makes up silly songs on his guitar 

song stuck in my head: Baby Don’t You Cry (The Pie Song) from the movie Waitress and El Latido de mi Corazón from the Spanish version of Coco!

last movie i saw: oh jeez, i can’t remember... i think it was when i was re-watching Thor: Ragnarok for the director commentary?

last show i watched: Brooklyn Nine-Nine! THE BEST SHOW IN THE WORLD! NINE NINE

when i created my blog: oh dear, maybe... over a year ago? i can’t quite recall

what i post: on this blog, i pretty much exclusively post writing stuff about the various Jons and other characters mixed in for Flavor(TM), but i also reblog photos/gifsets of them, ya know, to shake it up and give some visual reminders of what i’m writing about.

last thing i googled: “Ready Player One Poster” so i could show my little brother the horrible shitty photoshop they did and made the kid’s leg so long it looks like he got stuck in a pasta extruder ghfkfja

any other blogs: yeah!! i have my main blog where i blog normally! i reblog lotsa aesthetic pictures and text posts and silly things about the mcelroys or john mulaney and So Much Jon Bernthal and Oscar Isaac stuff, and overwatch. just all my interests bundled up and neatly tagged so i can go back and find everything!

do i get asks: yep! and i love getting them!

why i chose my url: because look at him. look. also, this url was graciously given to me by @blackcoffeecastle, who is a complete darling and friend of mine!

following: 679 people, i think?

followers: a whole bunch of lovely folks! (i try not to get caught up in stuff like number of followers, personally)

average hours of sleep: Bad

lucky number: i make my own luck, but i was born on the seventh, so 7 i guess?

instruments: piano, bells, xylophone, and sometimes my voice, if that counts!

what i’m wearing: spiderman t shirt and cinderella pj trousers because i am Fresh Outta The Shower and when i’m Fresh Outta The Shower i put on comfy clothes until i’m all dry n ready to wear Normal Human Clothes

dream job: i wanna be a teacher and write books in my spare time! but i also would really love to be a mother, one day, and for that to be my primary focus, while still maintaining my writing!

dream trip: i want to go to every single disney park and spend several weeks exploring all of them. maybe sleep in the cinderella castle suite or the private disney suite. then i wanna go get a cabin in yosemite national park when it’s snowing and play in the snow!

fave food: i really like sushi, but also pho and pasta and fruits and veggies! and candy. i have an ENORMOUS sweet tooth and i adore candy.

nationality: touchy subject but legally american

fave song: oh dear, i’m not sure! i have so many!

last book i read: i was recently re-reading an old book of fairytales from 1924 and it was super great!

top 3 fictional universes i wanna join: disney princess universe, over the garden wall, maybe the universe from pyre?

tagging: i tend not to talk folks in things like this because i get Too Darn Shy, but i’d love to hear what kind of universes you all would like to belong to, or think i’d fit well in! that’d be a fun discussion! maybe it could open up AU possibilities... :D

thank you so much for tagging me, amber!! i looooooooove yoooooooooou

[ohimjustpeachykeen]

Oh my god this is so heart breaking and infuriating. I have yet to meet a cruel pit bull. You want to know them? Here they are:

Reba: Reba is my dog and is the most loving dog I have ever met. She wants to be everyone's friend--every person, every dog, every creature. In training class, she's famous for being socially stable for dogs who are scared or are aggressive and tells them in dog-language it's okay, and just have fun. She is also the biggest scardey-cat. She needs cuddles during thunderstorms and runs out of the room if someone coughs.

Harley: Harley is the dumbest dog I have ever met. He has run into many a'walls and the only command he knows at 13-months old is sit. His favorite treat is ice. (He is smart enough to know when Mom grabs a glass out of the cabinet, it means she's getting ice!) He gets the zoomies after he poops outside and, speaking of pottying, he often barks WHILE pottying... At, like, the wind. Just while doing his business, he barks.

Freedom: Freedom was a rescue from the Cleveland 27. (This is the only article I could find but this article is about a different dog; not Freedom: https://fox8.com/2013/02/25/rescued-pit-bulls-get-new-homes/) He was a fighting dog--the dogs that everyone fears. In his old life, he was locked in a cage and starved for food and water. Then, he and another dog would fight from the pure anger of pain until there was a victor. Freedom was named as such because he was rescued and given a new life. Freedom could not drink more than a cup of water at a time--he would damn near inhale it. If he found a larger bucket, he'd drink all of it and then promptly vomit because his stomach couldn't handle it. Also, something funny, he didn't know how to run. Most dogs run in a "1 2-3 4" fashion. You know what I mean. Freedom would run with his front feet first and then swing his back feet ahead of his front. What was hilarious was when he was trying to race his friends, he often would eat it, fall over, get a grass stain on his nose, but happily get up and run some more. But most importantly, this dog who may or may not have killed his companions loved to give hugs. If you were sitting or were standing still, he'd sit on his hindquarters and wrap his front legs around your leg and just stay there for a while. So just know: A fighting dog does not always equal an aggressive dog.

Those are 3 of several dogs I've run into in the rescue I work with. If you want to reblog this post without my stories, I understand. Just reblog it from who I reblogged it from and follow them. But I just wanted to share their stories, especially Freedom's.

If you're looking to adopt a dog, check out mbrohio.com We are located in Northeast Ohio but have adopted dogs out all the way from Maine to Arizona. You can also find us on PetFinder, where you can find other rescues in your area. (I don't know if PetFinder is international.) If you have a dog you cannot keep, please think about surrendering your dog to a rescue rather than posting them on Craigslist or sites like that.

WARNING: ANIMAL CRUELTY

Apparently people have been adopting dogs and either killing them themselves or dropping them to a kill shelter (and one even said they were flying them to poor Asian areas to be eaten) under the Twitter hashtag #pitbulldropoff

This is completely cruel and evil and word needs to get around about these demons so everyone knows what these demons are planning to do to dogs once they get ahold of them.

If you know someone or if you yourself is planning to give away a pitty by craigslist soon, DONT and wait for awhile!!!! They act like they’re going to adopt them and act all nice then they get rid of them, don’t be fooled!!

DM me for uncensored names!!!!!!!!

[7deer-ofthe-dawn7]

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I’m guessing this is every single one haha thanks for the love, Anon!! Some I’m deleting because I don’t have a good answer to them and to save space. And for @swaggyt-enthusiast​ and @deerestlufics​ the answers to the ones you requested are probably in here too!!

👑 what is the reason your bias is your bias?

Luhan is my ultimate bias because he’s associated with deer and deer have been my favorite animals since I was 2 or 3 years old. And he’s also kindhearted and super smart and talented

Xiumin (my bias of those currently in EXO) is my favorite probably bc Luhan was obsessed with him so it kinda just happened. He is also really kind, smart and talented

🐺 tag someone who reminds you of sehun.

My IRL friend that we call Ikea (her real name sounds like Ikea). She’s too sassy for her own good and says, and I quote, “90% or more of our school is ugly. I can’t believe I have to be surrounded by such ugly people. We’re practically models compared to them”

Also, fun fact: everyone thinks I’m her and she’s me or we’re twins or something and we’re the only ones that don’t think we look anything alike

🍌 favorite chanyeol cover?

“All of Me” I just love that song

❤ post a selfie.

😤 favorite english lyric?

“Shawty imma party till the sun down”

🐻 tag someone who reminds you of kai.

Another IRL friend who once spent 5-10 minutes telling me about her favorite ways to eat chicken

🎉 favorite thing about exo m?

I love how they always helped one another. The Chinese members would help Minseok and Jongdae when they went to China, and in turn, they would help China line when they were in Korea. They all just seemed extra close. I miss it

🐩 candy, jjangah, or vivi?

Candy haha

🐼 tag someone who reminds you of tao.

I guess again my friend Ikea. So much sass. damn

👅pick a body part from each member.

Kris’ nose, Luhan’s eyes, Xiumin’s thighs, Chen’s lips, Tao’s lips, Lay’s dimple, Suho’s eyes, Chanyeol’s legs, Baekhyun’s lip mole, DO’s lips, Sehun’s eyebrows, Kai’s eyes

🐷 post your favorite kyungsoo meme.

🐊 tag someone who reminds you of chen.

My friend A who can’t ever shut up and yells a lot and did I mention that she never shuts up

🎬 if your bias were to be the star of a movie, what kind of movie would it be?

I’d want Luhan to be the main character of a Wes Anderson film. Wes Anderson’s characters are always really different and unique and I know Luhan wants to try something other than a cliche singer/heartthrob. They also have their own internal problems and the story lines are really odd and keep your interest. Luhan did mention before that he likes the “Grand Budapest Hotel”, which is a movie directed by Wes Anderson!!

🐕 tag someone who reminds you of baekhyun.

I have one friend that feels the need to tell the world when she has to poop. There we were, waiting to get into the EXO concert and she yells “LET ME IN I HAVE TO POOP” and idk it seems like a Baekhyun thing to do

👽 what’s your dream collab?

EXO and VIXX!!

💲 post your favorite suho meme.

💖 choose your visual: luhan or sehun?

LUHAN

🍦call me baby or call me monster?

Call me Monster!

🐑 tag someone who reminds you of lay.

My one friend Vi bc she’s so SWEET and she doesn’t understand 9/10 of the sexual jokes we make and we spent 30 minutes trying to get her to understand what 69 means. She also has an obsession with unicorns so I think it’s fitting. And she has her moments where I’m like wtf how are you that smart and so naive at the same time. Like she’s SO SMART. Ok I’ll stop. She’s just such a sweetie

🍆fmk: hyung line.

I don’t want to kill any of them… K will mean kiss

F - Luhan, M - Xiumin, K - Kris

🌈 favorite thing about exo k?

They’re all kind of just nuts. In their own special way

🐰 tag someone who reminds you of suho.

I have one friend who’s also a complete sweetie pie and she’s so motherly and takes care of everyone and has a bunch of younger siblings and she’s so protective over them

🐉 tag someone who reminds you of kris.

I’ve said this before, but my old art teacher. His name is actually Chris, he’s 28, he’s 6ft 5in (195.5cm), acts pretty cold but is still really caring, and we all called him dad and gave him a Father’s Day card

🍕 post your favorite baekhyun meme.

💙 pick one personality trait from each member.

Kris’s awkwardness, Tao’s swag, Luhan’s positivity, Xiumin’s shyness, Chen’s teasing nature, Lay’s kindness, Suho’s caring nature, Baekhyun’s humor, Sehun’s sass, Kai’s love for his dogs, Chanyeol’s energy, Kyungsoo’s reserved manner

🔪 imagine ot12 in the hunger games, order them from the first one to die to the winner.

I’m trying to reason physical abilities with mental ability.. Sehun isn’t really all that fit (just skinny) and they all say he’s not very smart. Xiumin is strong and really smart and I don’t think he’d take unnecessary risks

Sehun

Chanyeol

Kris

Baekhyun

Chen

DO

Kai

Luhan

Lay

Tao

Suho

Xiumin

🎀 favorite solo song?

Chen - “Best Luck”

For EX members “Medals” or “Catch Me When I Fall” by Luhan

🐛 tag someone who reminds you of luhan.

My 20+ deer children

😻 what’s your favorite thing about xiumin?

oH my gOD EVERYTHING. HIS SMILE. HIS LAUGH. HIS EYES AND LIPS AND NOSE AND HIS REALLY GENTLE PERSONALITY AND THAT HE MIGHT NOT BE A LEADER BUT HE STILL CARES FOR EVERYONE BC HE’S THE OLDEST AND HE MIGHT BE AN ARIES BUT HE DOESN’T SEEM LIKE HE EVER GETS TOO WORKED UP AND HE’S SO FREAKIN SMART LIKE HE’S GOING BACK TO SCHOOL NOW?? AND HE’S SO CUTE AT ANY WEIGHT AND HE’S SO MODEST AND I WANT TO HUG HIM AND TELL HIM ALL OF THIS I LOVE HIM AND HIS BAOZI CHEEKS AND QUIET NATURE AND BARISTA MINSEOK IS GOOD SHIT

👰 who do you think your parents would like more as your boyfriend?

Suho, Luhan or Xiumin.

⚠ if you were going on a date with baekhyun, where would you take him?

Maybe NYC because there’s a lot to do there and good pizza bc he likes pizza

🍯 post your favorite kai meme.

🙈 tag a mutual you want to talk to.

@myminseok​ but man am I bad at talking to people?? ha ha… I like talking to anyone though 

💡 if you had to tattoo one exo lyric, which would it be?

Not an EXO song but I love Luhan’s “Medals”武器就是我紧握的梦想My dreams become my weapon而我受过的伤While the wounds I carry都是我的勋章Become my medals

💀how many hoodies do you think chanyeol has?

At least 20

👻 favorite exo-cbx member?

XIUMIN

💁 write a poem for your bias.

Roses are redViolets are blueLuhan, I will run away if you actually tell me to blow it like a flute

🍻 does your bias and your bias wrecker get along?

My biases are Luhan and Xiumin and the wreckers are Sehun, Tao, Yixing and Chen. I suppose they all get along? They fight like brothers if anything haha

♉ who shares your zodiac sign? do you think you’re alike?

I am a Virgo and Chen is also a Virgo but I don’t think we’re anything alike lol. I’m really quiet and he isn’t and I’m not very confident but he is. One thing I guess we have in common is that we both aren’t lead dancer material 

🎵most played exo song?

Probably EXO-M MAMA

💣would you rather marry sehun or suho?

Marry Suho. As much as I love Sehun, Suho is extra responsible

💧if you were to be on a zombie apocalypse, which member would you pick to be with you?

Luhan or Xiumin. Luhan for comfort, Xiumin for his wit, skill and strength so maybe we’ll live (sorry Luhan)

🐄 who do you think would be the best dad?

Xiumin

👗who has the best fashion sense?

Sehun

🎄you get to give ONE christmas gift to all nine members, what do you give them?

Home cooked food!

💄 junhee or baekhee?

Baekhee

💢 are you taller or shorter than kyungsoo?

Shorter…

🙌 who’s the one follower that always likes or reblogs your posts?

@swaggyt-enthusiast​ !!

💕 fmk: maknae line.

Again, K will mean kiss

F - Sehun, M - Kai, K - Tao

⭕ what kind of youtube channel would your bias have?

Luhan would be a blogger that shows off his cat(s) and his soccer skills. I think he’d also do hair tutorials and try weird internet fads for the fun of it. Like the cinnamon challenge or show off a collection of fidget spinners lmao. He’d also have a separate gaming and anime channel… just saying.

 Xiumin would also show off his cat but he would post how to videos and cooking videos. Like really practical stuff and he’d be really shy and everyone would beg for a face reveal.

😇 if you were to die right now, what would you tell exo?

Thanks to all 12 of you for making me happy and inspiring me with your music and your antics. My soul will remember it for all of its next lives

😈 what’s the thing exo has done that made you have secondhand embarrassment?

Dabbing

🎈 who do you think smells the nicest in exo?

Xiumin

💭 dream fanfic au?

TBH this fanfic is everything I needed and more.I like High School AUs that have some humor and a little bit of conflict but are still really fluffy and have nice endings. And it’s gotta be XiuHan

💵 if you were to go on a date with sehun, where would you take him?

TO GET BUBBLE TEA OF COURSE. I live and breathe that stuff

👣 is your bias an introvert or an extrovert? and your bias wrecker?

Luhan is an extrovert although he does have a shy side that comes out in new situations. I find that really nice because I think it’s better to be a bit awkward than arrogant (ahemlikejustinbieber). And Xiumin is more of an introvert. The rest of my bias wreckers seem like extroverts

🍦who do look up to the most in exo?

Luhan and Xiumin… again. They’re both really kind and positive and they aren’t arrogant

🍸take a screenshot of your lockscreen and post it.

⚽ describe xiumin in three emojis.

💖😻☕ 

💯 favorite cbx song?

Right now I’m really into “King and Queen” and “Diamond Crystal.” But I also really love “Crush U”

🐢 who’s your dream sub-unit?

Luhan, Minseok, Jongdae, Yixing!!!! Idk if you can tell but I love and miss EXO-M.

[hamsterwritin]

Tree wip

I feel like I’m naming these things with something bad on purpose by this point, because this one is actually pretty easy to come up with at least alright names for, but I won’t. That’s future me’s problem. 

Anywaaay I realized that I have mentioned that I pretty much took the assassin-wip and hid it under a table together with the rest of my abandoned children (don’t worry I don’t plan on ever being a mother), and that I have this new fantasy thing I got excited about.

It’s fantasy. Of course I’m excited. I fckn luv fntsy. 

I’m trying to feed my excitement before it dies again, maybe I’ll be able to keep it alive this time, and write a post about it. I should also update my wip page...maybe I should just delete it. Oh well, hey future me. That’s your problem.

I’m putting the rest under a line because I’ll probably ramble a lot now and I’m nice enough to hide it where you don’t have to see it if ya don’t want to. 

Anyway. Hello. Welcome to the world beyond the line. It’s a magical place filled with me trying to make words make sense. Yes, only me. Sitting here...

Back on track. Focus. 

So the main character in this story is Selma. I’ve rebloged some drawings of her from my art blog. Ya can see that shit here --->this is a link. I don’t have a surname for her yet. 

I got the idea when I read a small thing here on tumblr (thought I saved the link but nope). Basically, the woods are filled with magical beings that don’t like it when you fuck with nature. Most people in this world don’t believe in them, but some do.  Selma moves to a small town with her family where people do believe in these things. So of course they try and protect nature and respect it as much as they can. But Selma’s family is there to expand the town, to bring them “electricity” and modernize it. The townspeople tell the stories and myths about the creatures to Selma and her family, but they don’t believe it. Selma though is kinda an asshole so she decides to go into the woods and carve her name on a tree, because she heard that was bad. She did this to prove people wrong (she likes to do that). 

And yeah...nature now hates her and will make her life a bird-poop filled hell where she can’t walk anywhere near a tree without tripping over roots. 

So the story is about her trying to first run away from it and then try and solve it by instead protecting nature. 

That’s all I’m going to say. There’s a lot more world-building stuff and other things but I don’t want to put all of it here. 

So yeah, at least, if anyone actually reads this, some of ya will understand wtf I’m talking about when I mention this story. 

...I should have named this thing “don’t fuck with nature or nature will fuck with you” but that’s a bit long. 

Thanks for reading. I shall now go back to ignoring the cries of all my abandoned stories. :)

(I will make a new tag for my rambles. It will be “hamsterrambles”, because I’m creative like that.)

[danreblogsstuff]

Another Follower Dealy I’m Not Going To Actually Tag Anyone For Because I’m An Awkward Shit

Rules: Tag 20 followers you want to get to know better

Tagged by: @darklordtomarry

Name: Dan

Nickname: Cy, I suppose, even though the only people who use it never actually talk to me, lol.

Gender: Dat boi.

Star Sign: Leo

Height: 5′9″-5′10′ish? Somewhere in there.

Sexual Orientation: Gay af

Hogwarts House: I HAVE SPENT SO MUCH TIME THINKING ABOUT THIS AND I HAVE COME TO THE CONCLUSION THAT I HAVE NO IDEA. Which probably means Hufflepuff? I mean, what’s the house for the lazy, slightly ambitious, misanthropic, anxious shut ins? 

Favorite Colour: Cyan

Favorite Animal: OKAY. SO. You know fuckin’ snow leopards? Because snow leopards are the best. Followed closely by buns. 

Time Right Now: 12:09PM

Average hours of sleep: Usually... *tries to math* 7-8ish? Most days I get to sleep around 2:30AM and wake up between 9:30 and 11:30AM so, something like that.

Cat or Dog Person: WHY DO I HAVE TO CHOOOOOOOOOOSE?! I’ve never had a cat because my mom is allergic, and I love my dogs, but the only one left alive is a huge mess that pees and craps everywhere and honestly I just want something that will poop in a box instead of all over every rug we have so right now I’m gonna say cat? Yeah. Cat.

Favorite Fictional Characters: Fuck, dude. I’m gonna be here all day. Okay. Luke Skywalker, Darth Vader, Boba Fett, Tom Riddle, Harry Potter, Sephiroth, Squall, Roxas, Kaim Argonar, Prompto (main cast needs to stop being so mean to my baby), pre-Blaine Kurt Hummel, Bruce Wayne, Dick Grayson, Jason Todd, Tim Drake, Damian Wayne, Colin Wilkes, Solid Snake, Liquid Snake, Big Boss, Psycho Mantis (especially Tretij, my little Baby Mantis), Ocelot, Proto Man, Light Yagami, L, Edward Elric, Roy Fucking Mustang, Alphonse Elric, Envy, Balthier, Reks (I’m still not over the beginning of FF12. GIVE HIM BACK!), Yellow Yoshi, My Commander Shepard, My Hero of Ferelden/Hawke/Inquisitor, Zevran, Anders, Fenris, The Doctor, The Master, Sonic the Hedgehog (mostly the SatAM version), every Ninja Turtle, Megatron (he tries so hard), Riku, Marth (my original sword boy), Sebastian and Ciel (yes they need to be together as one character), Sheev Palpatine (the original dirty old man collecting his harem of pretty boys), Sorey, Mikleo, Edna, Richard from Tales of Graces (he deserved to be in so much more of that game), Colin Creevy, Poe Dameron, Finn, oh my god, and this isn’t even getting into non-HP book characters. Let’s just leave this here with the understanding that this could go on until I hit the word limit.

Number of Blankets I sleep With: In summer, one. In winter, at least two, a thick and a thin, with additional thins on standby if needed.

Favorite Singer/Band: Okay, I’m going to pick just one here and say blink 182, because they pretty much single handedly got me into music when I was a kid and shaped my musical tastes until I was in my early 20′s. 

Dream Trip: Japan, but, not like any of the actual tourist destinations, just the stores that sell fandom merch that won’t ship to the US. 

Dream Job: Writer who gets one of his books turned into a profitable movie series. 

When was this blog created: August 2015

Current Number of Followers: 80! And at least 5 are porn blogs.

When did your blog reach its peak?: Just now?

What made you decide to make a tumblr: Too many of my boyfriend’s (now fiance) friends follow my twitter and I wanted a place to talk about/promote my writing without feeling self conscious about what I’m writing, so I made this blog and promptly started reblogging gay shipping stuff, lol. 

Tagging: Anyone who wants to do this. Just tag me back so I know people actually listen to me, lol.