#oh opps here some sad now

[newkatzkafe2023]

Ahhhh I'm sorry if I already asked this but I forgot and got anxious about it (○.○)

Could you do one with the Wukongs x Selkie reader? If you don't know, selkies are seals who take a human form by shedding their sealskin, and if their sealskin gets stolen, they can't return to the sea and have to stay humans until their sealskin is returned (I don't think any of the Wukongs would do that tho)

Aghhhhg thank you so much sorry if I already asked this!!!!!!!

Yes I do know what a Selkie is and they are so adorable😍 also you don't know the Wukongs very well do you😑

(Lmk Wukong) OMG🤩🤩🤩 he saw you on the beach and never squealed so hard in his whole immortal life. God you are the cutest thing ever especially with how curious, Social and Friendly you are. He can't control himself at all, then one day he found that you have a half naked sea monkey form and well he was in no rush for you to leave. Oh you need your skin back??? but you just got here, It's totally not in his closet underlocking key or something that will be ridiculous😅.

(HIB Wukong) He found you sniffing Luier's face and bouncing with Silly girl. uhhh, ok???🤨🤨🤨 but what surprised him the most was your sea monkey form, and suddenly, he found himself blushing at your naked form. Although you clearly weren't a threat, so he couldn't really find a reason for you to leave oh you want him to hold your skin while you play with the kids. Ok but opps he totally misplaced Don't worry we'll find it soon in the meantime just go home with him😏😈

(MKR Wukong) Ohhhhhhhhhh a land monkey, so that's what one would look like you thought as you sniffed and frisk a Blushing annoyed Wukong, and Wukong thoughts were who is this chubby monkey with very dead skin And why does she smell like the ocean??? In otherwords your both very curious about one another, and it's kinda cute. Wukong can see you're clearly not a threat, to anyone not even yourself but he does get worried about your naive curiosity which is why he's holding on to your skin until further notice😤.

(NR Wukong) Ohhhhhhhhhh he Definitely thinks you're adorable, all innocent and chubby but in your sea monkey form your a thick bimbo. Now I see him as the only one who has some knowledge on what exactly you are and your fables and legends. I mean your not the most dangerous creatures but you are normally difficult to catch, but don't worry he'll make sure nobody takes advantage of you just as long as you give up your skin😇

(Netflix Wukong) He's baffled like what is he looking at here😧??? It has never seen anything like you before. Although you are an adorable squishy and it makes you non-threatening but your sea monkey body. Oh my that's something to get use too especially when your just as naked as he is, but your friendly and social nature makes you easy to get along with and he wants you to stay with him. He just has to figure out how to get your skin🤫

(BMW Wukong) Out of all the people you follow around it had to be him, seriously your luck your cute. Don't take anything to heart though he has totally knowledgeable about your Species and how he can keep you around him. He keeps your skin well taken care off and well hidden especially after seeing your thick sea monkey thighs he would be an idiot to let you slip from him😳

(Destined one) Cuddle parties 🥳 are mandatory when it comes to the two of you. With your big chubby body and his warm fur you guys are a match made in heaven, and he secretly makes fun games and puzzles for you to solve since you love spending time playing with him. Their were even times where you would get sad whenever you have to leave him and it breaks his heart too, until he found out about the value of your skin. To this day you keep misplacing your skin and whenever you ask him All he does is shrug his shoulders while hiding your folded skin neatly behind him.

FEEL FREE TO REBLOG🦭

[redraven393]

watching The Wild Robot Let's gooo

sun is shining and girly is clearly a morning person-love the multilinggual introduction.

someone out there has just wasted what I assume must have been millions of dollars to get this state-of-the-art robot only for it to be stranded in the middle of NO WHERE.

she is every managers ideal sales person omg her Voice acting is soo good!

OPP Gilry NOO (hits by waves) GILRY CLIMB Like a Crab

OH MY GOD SHE CAN MAKE STIKERSS- and she give them to all them.

Rozzem is fukin overwhelmed. her city-girl vibe is not meshing well with the Wild life.

ohhh~ learning mode? guess we doing the talking animal things huh, but from what I see from the day and night cycle it at least took Rozzem 8 days to learn the Animal language.

ROZZEM HONEY NOOO- omg they are all assholes-Rozzem sounded so sad omg honey.

Zeus is being an asshole - the Raccoons are being Assholes!! >:(

OMG NATURE IS JUST BEING AN ASSHOLE TO HER T-T

all of this was just from the first 10 minutes of the movie holly shit.

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OMG WE KILLED A FAMILY T-T Rozzem is not catching a break

THE BABY!- GET THEM ROZZ-

A BABY!!!!- BABY - A BABBY

no wait Rozz honey you cant just left a new born baby what to heck.

that's what you get for ignoring a toddler Rozz, they break your shit.

I've seen this view a lot.

SHUT UP MOM THEIR ACTING IS ON POINT (also night shade salad?)

helo Pinktail- a mom friend Rozz need- OMG did someone die?- he lived YAY

The possum mom and her Kids are great

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Rozz a while ago: I need to go back I no longer have a task I CAN'T FUNCTION WITHOUT A TASK so I must left this newborn

PinkT a tired mom of 7: oh honey being a mom is a full-time task

Rozz immediately committed to be a mom: :D happy to serve my task

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Rozz Honey, please be gentle with the newborn. oh shit, it's the FOX, what do you want FINK-local Goose EXPERT?

Rozz please tell your manufacturer to add some self-preservation program in you the next time you see them FINK PLEASE AT LEAST HELP THE CHILD

oh yeah no one has named the newborn yet

"Kindness is not surviving skill" The audience would remember that and judge you when the time comes.

OMG Rozz you cant just admit to murder like that get a lawyer first at least

OMG BABY NOOO- oh yeah Rozz? and launching the Baby into the air like last time is???

NEW HOME Project Let's GOO- omg that is a big hole, man is gonna be a cause to a plot point later I can tell.

BABY FIRST WORDS- love that the baby is learning by mimicking Roz & Fink's banter

Roz no you need to encourage the Baby

Yes-yes name for the baby! BRIGHTBILL

home finish, Fink is living that sugar baby lifestyle

it's not copying its taking inspiration you beaver!

Storytime for the baby!

for a fox that was so ready to kill the kid you sure do worry about their innocence Fink

ahh motherhood~

YOU CANT RUN FROM FATHERHOOD FINK- This is to heal your inner childhood

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TIME SKIPS!!!!

oh-oh no- OH NO BRIGHTBILL NOO why cant you inherit you Fox!dad personality instead T - T

THE ROBOT NOISES!!!

oh but Roz did teach him another language POG

glad you're still here with us Fink- and they're not WEIR they are Special.

aww they are so close to one another thoug- omg she is raising him to be a scientist

hi PinkTail and Kids- are they your new litter Pink?

SWIM TIME!- FINK is fukin savage to our boy

it's a swim alright....- aww Roz your mothering Program is on point now- Roz~ you need to let your teenage son do things on his own for once

hi mr. Beaver- huh i didn't expect to find more of them in this island

it may have because my teen years is not that long time ago but GOD do I feel the secondhand cringe

of course! even in the wild we will find Bullies- OMG BB NOO- GO TO HIM, MOM!

SHUT UP YOU PUSSIES FUCKING RAN AT THE FIRST SIGHT OF ROZ

BB call Roz MOM!!- SHUT UP BEFORE I FUKIN HUNT YOU DOWN FOR DUCK SEASON- Fink you are so the GOAT man- BB that is not how you talk to your PARENTS

omg Mr. Beaver hi??? why are you holding a knife??? Mr.Beaver???

off Roz honey we need to get you back in the factory buddy-

oh no the Back story reveal- ahh the Teen angst moments

EYYO BB THAT IS TO FAR !!

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Oh we're back at the crash site? ANOTHER ARM?? there were Other Robots in that POD???

HOLLT SHIT

huh so they reall are just mass-produced- so where are they going to anyway???

Hey other Roz! or Rummige? Rumi is what I gonna call you

Roz honey you need a fukin break or else you might just have a meltdown

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Roz, a tired mom to a teen goose: I have a Kid

Rumi, just being resurrected a minute ago: Girly Excuse me Wtf??

Rumi, flabbergasted by Roz's problem-solving idea: Gurl we were not meant to be a MOM

Roz still a tired goose Mom: I KNOW BUT I MUST

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OKAY BUT LIKE- shout out to Rumi who didn't even care that she wouldn't survive long, she just saw this fellow robot like her struggling and giving up her own way to be back home and prioritize Roz

Fink is struggling without his bodyguard but is willing to climb a fuk ass mountain to check up on Roz is just AGGAHJYGUIS.

EYY you're in this thing too Fox.

Aww Rozz you're great hon, don't let some teenager make you down like that.

UGH her voice!!! she sounded so longing to be needed!-

"Maybe there is someone small there that needs my help" roughly translated to "maybe there is someone out there that WANTS me to HELP" - IMCRYING OMG

uh oh, winter is coming - Fink really saying that BB has no friends

BB you ungrateful lil shit- tell em Fink.

wait Rozzie Honey if you could have learned the proper way for Geese to fly now why didn't you do the same with the swimming part, Rozzie??

aww i forgot Roz lost a leg :(

OLD MAN MR. PEDDLER YOU ARE THE GOAT

He's UP! - He's down - oh no, yeah Rozz you need that self-preservation program installed soon you either learn em yourself or imma break 4th wall to install it.

THUNDERBOLT! And yeah i love how Rozz is having more friends in the Island

BB gonna be flying like a fukin Predator bird this winter, those fukin bullies won't know what hit em!

hello longneck sir, your group has been terrible to Rozz's son

"we Geese are a cranky lot" sir do you know that your whole species is a fukin menace???

why does he sound like a school principal telling the Protag's mom that she needs to make sure his grade is stable if she want her son to have a shot at the team

Roz honey why do you know the size of your son's heart?

YEAH GET HIS ASS PinkT!

The Forest guys are warming up to the Odds Fam Aww :3

and it's DONE the Boy can FLY! >:D

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opp it's time everyone- wdym thing between you two is still weird

oh god he's really going away now huh? well at least LongNeck is a good fellow

"this Flight is a gift from Roz to you-" "do you see any others that are as small as you?" - YES! give that kid a lesson in perspective!

noooo Rozzie you don't need to hesitate calling BB your son

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BB: will you be here when i get back? Roz: no me seeing there is still like 40 minutes left: uhhhh -------------------------- Say sorry you lil shit, or like thank you.-ah, and there he goes.

AUYSUGJAVXBXAVXAG FUCK T o T

THE LAST GOODBYE MY HEART FUHCHHKKK

welp, task over yeah Fink now you can go back to your unkind life where everything wants to kill you all the time.

help why do they sound like divorced parents already, the kid literally just left for college not a minute ago

JUST SAY YOU GUYS STILL WANT TO BE FRIENDS OMG

i mean she is clearly running on minimum energy with a deteriorating body because Nature is a bitch so uhhhh

FINK FUKIN COME BACK YOU COWARD

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oh shit there are actually humans defuq I forgot about them.

checking in with Goose Child they are landing in what seems to be a very futuristic corn farm.

OMG ANOTHER ROZ- OH SHIT ANOTHER ROZ

YES, Grandpa LongNeck you know what's up!- UFF and too think all this is caused by a herd of Geese jeez

THAT'S NOT A ROZZEM - WHY DO THEY HAVE A FUKIN WAR MACHINE IN A FARM!!- YEAH LET'S GO BB!-

wait no Grandpa LongNeck - NO

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oh hey! Awww i knew you guys will stick together.- bad storm huh- Rescue MISSION

PINKTAIL!-Lmao Finks no- Thunderstrom!!- MR. PADDLER SIR! (he is still going at it wtf)

ROZ honey you're wasting to much energy love- the BEAR TOO???

ah, shit-this is too much chaos- "the jerk wants to speak" lmao.

YEAH SO DON'T BE A JERK ASSHOLES!

oh no Rozzie please stay safe

The bear's name is THORN

Rozzie you okay hun?- SHE LIVES!!- and to wait for baby- HE'S HERE!!

aw LongNeck- aw Rozzie- ROZZIE STAY AND TALK TO YOUR SON ISTG

uhhh-UHHHHHH- UH?????? - Vontra?- uh?- why she is so touchy???

uh OH , ROZZUM- ISN'T THIS A BIT MORE THEN NECESSARY??

THORN!- THE GANG'S ALL HERE

NATURE vs AI LET'S GOOO

TITLE DROP SHE DID THE TITLE DROP

FIGHTFIGHTFIGHTFIGHTFIGHTFIGHTFIGHTFIGHTFIGHTFIGHTFIGHTFIGHTFIGHTFIGHT

the acting school are doing wonders

NOO ROZZIE- VONTRA U BITCH

YES BB SHOW THEM WHY GEESE ARE FUKIN MENACES

also the forest fire...

give it up Vontra you could never defeat God's biggest mistakes

oh- oh kid- oh kiddo i am so sorry- oh honey

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH- fuck

oh?-oh! ROZZIE!

back to the Gang and the forest fire- hope we didn't left anyone behind-

oh MR. PADDLER SIR! we need your tree!

THUNDERBOLT

RIP i guess hope yu went to hell Vontra

Roz?-ROZ?- ROZZIE?!! WHAT'S WITH FLASH BACK ROZZIE??- ROZZUM WHY DID YOU THROW AWAY YOUR HEART?!- ROZ??!!

oh damn, that is a big Tsunami-

Rozzum?- aww you get a 10/10 finally Roz- oh -oh sheesh-

oh Rozzie- oh BB- Oh Fink- oh god YOU GUYS!

OMG THE ART

wtf Roz you can't make me sad like that.-

well, at least the gang is still as strong as ever- ROZ CAN HAVE WINGS???

nah you guys can't just let her be stuck as a farmer bot after ALL THAT!!

glad Fink and Mr. Peddler are friends now

i see what you did there Dreamwork- give us a "nice" ending but not the actually good one

[peppermintpinklemonade]

MITRI COOKING FLASHBACK FIC…… SPARE MITRI COOKING FLASHBACK FIC PLS………

Baby, bro, child, dude, you’ve seen most of it, you’re my fe3h guy of all time, however… ty so much for asking so I have smth to share so here are some of my favourite bits:

‘Felix is gonna be so happy.’ Dimitri thought cheerily as he grabbed the handle of their frying pan from the cabinet.

Dimitri pulled out the frying pan from under the rest of their cookware and everything in the cabinet clattered out onto the floor with a loud crash.

‘Oh goodness.’ Dimitri sighed as he went to restack the cookware. It was probably fine, Felix wasn’t a very heavy sleeper, but his room was far from the kitchen. He needed Felix to stay asleep so he could surprise him.

~~~~~~~~~more under the cut

‘Oh, shoot.’ Dimitri thought as he placed their carton of eggs and butter on the counter. He hadn’t done this by himself yet and he’d forgotten to pen down instructions the last time someone had fried an egg with him.

He picked up his phone and paused the old rock song he hadn’t heard before and opened his messaging app.

Ashe my friend, could you please remind me how long to fry an egg for?

Thank you,

Dimitri :)

Dimitri waited as Ashe typed, the three dots jumping in place of his message.

It’s Dedue, apologies. Ashe is asleep right now but I heard his phone go off while fetching something I left in his room. Please make sure the pan is at medium heat and has a small amount of either oil or butter melted in it. Crack the egg into a shallow bowl and then slide it into the pan so you can start over if the yolk breaks or pick out any pieces of shell. Once the egg is in the pan, watch the edges of the white for crisp browning. You want semi-soft yolk, solid white, and a crispy brown bottom. You can use a spatula to slightly lift the egg to check if you are unsure if it is ready. Good luck Dimitri.

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Dimitri took an egg and lightly tapped it on the edge of the bowl like he’d seen. Perhaps not as lightly as he had intended as he pushed the egg into the edge of the bowl almost to his hand, crushing the shell in his palm, and sending yolk and egg white onto the counter and Dimitri’s apron.

Dimitri sighed, the bowl was a good idea.

He washed the bits of egg and shattered shell out of the bowl and off the counter and tried again.

This time he managed to get most of the egg in the bowl, but the yolk was absolutely decimated and full of bits of shell.

Third attempt. A broken yolk again, less shell though.

Dimitri looked remorsefully at the carton of eggs. This was wasteful.

“Oh!” Dimitri remarked. He took a serrated butter knife and sat the egg on its side on the counter. He began to carefully saw back and forth in a line down the middle of the egg. Dimitri smiled to himself as the knife broke through the shell in a neat line. He opened the egg the rest of the way and stared at his perfect cracked egg in the bowl. Felix was gonna be pretty impressed he’d thought of that, he’d make sure to tell him when he served him the food.

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‘Oh.’ He should make some for Sylvain too. He would probably get home in an hour or two, and he would probably be hungover and maybe sad and would appreciate a full breakfast he didn’t have to cook. Dimitri brought the eggs back to the counter, he’d make more after he served Felix.

~~~~~~~~~ ok for these next ones idk how to do left text so I’m just gonna colour it

Oh, he also needed paper towel to line the plate. He quickly doubled back to grab a few strips. On his way his arm caught the handle of the frying pan. He turned around and, without thinking, caught the falling pan halfway to the ground, its tilt poured sizzling butter on the back of his hand and fingers as the hot metal seared the palm of his hand. Dimitri instinctively yelled, dropped the pan with a loud clang and clutched his hand, now bright red and radiating–

–heat, the throbbing pain getting worse and worse, the smell of his sizzling flesh, no, not just his, he was pretty sure. Oppressive warmth pushed into him from all sides, he could barely see through the grey smoke and orange flames whipping in the air. Someone called his father’s name, and then his, quiet against the ringing in his ears from the explosion and the screams of the people falling to their fiery deaths around him.

He was twelve, he had been in the audience watching his father and stepmother speak against the backdrop of their promising political agenda for the year projected on the wall. He was in the front row, waving to his best friend’s older brother Glenn, who smiled back covertly from his position on the side of the stage. Glenn stopped smiling at him and his face contorted with concern, he said something into his mouthpiece and took a step towards Dimitri’s parents, his hand on the gun hiding holstered at his waist.

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“Dimitri!”

Dimitri looked around, he couldn’t make out anybody in this inferno, and the ringing in his ears deafened him too much to identify its owner.

“Dimitri!”

Felix walked into the kitchen frowning, rubbing his eyes. “If you’re gonna get up at ungodly hours on a Saturday at least keep it down.” He admonished harshly.

Felix continued, “What the hell are you–”

Felix rounded the corner and registered the scene in front of him. Dimitri, kneeling on the floor beside a frying pan spilling steaming eggs and butter onto the floor. He had pressed his hands into the ground and was staring at them blankly with his one good eye. His left hand was red and blistering. Tears were brimming in his eye and his breathing was quick and shallow.

“Shit.”

Felix’s expression of anger dropped like a heavy weight, wide eyed concern etching itself deep into his face, sadness softening the edges of his worried brow.

~~~~~~~~~ same thing w center text imma make it purple

Glenn let go of Lambert and knelt down in front of Dimitri. Holding his hand out.

“Dimitri, let’s go.”

“Dimitri,” Felix began, gingerly covering Dimitri’s burnt hand with the wet cloth.

“It’s okay,”

“I’ve got you,”

“take my hand.”

Upon getting no response, as expected, Felix gently lifted Dimitri’s hand and wrapped it in the towel, wiping off the butter still burning blisters into his hand. He watched Dimitri carefully, making sure to move slowly so as to not startle him.

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Dimitri looked up at Glenn as he ran beside him, gripping his hand tightly. His raven hair was falling around his shoulders, whatever he’d tied his hair up with was long gone.

“What happened, what’s–”

“–going on, Glenn?” Dimitri mumbled, slowly stumbling to his feet. He tightened his grip on the warm hands wrapped around his. He looked up, no, down. Amber eyes stared back at him through loose raven hair that collected around narrow shoulders. Amber?

Glenn stared back at him, his piercing blue eyes serious and hard.

“We’re not sure, we think this is an attack.”

Felix sighed tightly and cupped Dimitri’s face softly, “I’m Felix, it’s 2023, you’re safe, and–”

“–we’re going to get out of here,” Glenn continued.

“it’s going to be okay.”

AUGH I feel like put way too much to be qualified as ‘snippets’ but, them,,,,

[seastarblue]

sea watches/listens to Mar i Cel part one: La Cort

context: the mar i cel plague has infected me and now I’m gonna infect you guys 🫶

it’s a musical, fting pirates and tragedy (or so I’m told) and yeah!!!! it’s completely in catalan and it’s v cool so far.

here’s a lil linky link

Let’s gooooo!

you read the title ur getting my UNBRIDDLED UNMEDDLED UNEDITED LIVE THOUGHTS on this:

holy these costumes r fire ‼️

also priest? is that a priest I think so

yapping about smth idk (I. Do not speak this)(according to le summary they’re gonna punt ppl outta the country bc religion:(

balloon pants Yapping

GUY IN BLACK he looks like a… a villain tbh major bad guy vibes.

guy in black looked like he was gonna fight Balloon Pants LEAVE MY GUY ALONE

A WOMAN 🫶🫵🫵

no my wifi :( no wifi come backkk plz

WIFI BACK IM SO BACK

no let my girl sing more :(((

OOH harmony

swoopy stashe is monologuing now

emo frollo n priest just crossed themselves ?

swoopy stashe n emo frollo are harmonizing to balloon pants? oh wait r they convincing him?

A WOMAN PT 2 🫶 looks like she’s against them (emo frollo n swoop)

WAITTTT AMINUTEEEEEE THAT WAS SO COOL WAIT

^ woman was singing and then she turned to balloon pants n then the light????? glowed behind her????? And it was so cool wait

DAMN

okay so anyways

balloon man grew balls yay he’s saying smth instead of standing there 🧍‍♂️

emo frollo says “meh idc”

oh wait shit there’s another swoop stashe guy

uhhhhh we’ll call him Bob

bob is getting AWFULLY CLOSE to Balloon Pants idk why

sounds very soft n gentle

BALLON NODDED N CHUCKLED

some of them bowed? and Ballon guy kneeled what

okay

Emo Frollo reading off of something? I heard Hispania I think

I heard particular 😤 man this is hard if you don’t speak catalan

Emo Frollo is Yapping

finally he’s finished

and awayyyyy we gooooooooooo!!!!

“20 years later “ according to Google translate I think I’ll end it here for now~

OKAYYYYy SO.

I have decided to look up the lyrics and then copy paste them into Google Translate, which, yes I know it’s not perfect, nor even close, but I got a more specific idea of what’s going on

So, this is set in Spain, 1609. The Moors (Muslims who lived in Spain) live alongside the Christians, but they (the Christians) don’t want them there.

At least some of them don’t. The king is all for it, but the queen (the WOMAN 🫶) isn’t, as is another Noble (I think Balloon Pants?)

The Pope (he’s not here I don’t think) has recommended that they (The Spanish Christians) take a gentle approach to the Moors, but the Patriarch (that’s what it called him I thinkkkkk it’s Emo Frollo?) says the Pope doesn’t know what the Moors are capable of, and that violence is needed.

Now the King agrees, but the Noble is here on behalf of the Other Nobles in the area, and the don’t want the Moors to leave as they bring prosperity (mentioned that they live in a ‘garden’ and without them the ‘garden’ would turn to a desert)

They (the opps) say that the Moors support PIRATES 🏴‍☠️ and therefore cause more trouble than they’re worth. And then they say too bad so sad.

More arguing ensues, then everyone juts agrees to Genocide

Anyways

They disperse and Emo Frollo starts reading the decree: they’re purging the Moors oh no

End scene!!!

this is so cool wait I’m invested now

@error404vnotfound plz tell me if this is somewhat correct idk man

[petrichoraline]

Tag 9 people you want to get to know better

i did this some time ago but most answers are gonna be different so let's go!! thank youu, @fangirlmedstudentblog and @markpakin 💞

Three Ships

TinnGun - no surprises here, these two have become everyone's comfort couple so quickly

HiraKiyoi - again, not a shocker in the slightest, they are my insane comfort bfs

DaisyIntouch - in honour of opp's viral moment with The7's Get Loose i can't not mention the most gentle, sweetest couple in SCOY; i wish their arc was handled a bit better, it felt rushed by the end; they're amazing nonetheless

First Ever Ship

let's go with first bl ship (live action) which i beliiieeve is kenji and shiro from kinou nani tabeta? and if it's not them it might be junjae and takuya from the lover

Last Song

Last Movie

i procrastinated on this just so the answer would be worth it (cause i watched a mediocre french movie but mostly didn't pay attention and that didn't sound like a good answer); the movies i saw today instead of the indian movie im procrastinating on seeing:

She's Dating the Gangster (2014) - this philippino movie made me realise that netflix's "true love" category should've been called "heartbreak" but they renamed it so well

the intros and summaries truly suck because i thought i was going into a light "fake dating" romcom with a pair of cute silly teens as the leads! what i got instead was so sad and a tad bit melodramatic that at the end i didn't know how to feel.. i did cry though! i was hanging in there and yet it got me; it's a sweet movie, although it could be overwhelming, and i would recommend it! it's kind of my fave out of the three, i wasn't too sure how it was gonna end too; one really strong point is the sweet twist on the makeover trope that the movie doesn't even use to promote itself, it's kinda naturally in there and it made me so happy

Jumping From High Places (2022) - this italian romantic-but-more-about-self-growth movie about a young woman with anxiety was not technically confusing but it had me bored halfway through (again, the sample video thingy netflix shows had an energy that imo was not there throughout the film, i found it misleading); i'm just happy i picked up on smth that is probably supposed to be a surprising reveal hehe; i wouldn't not recommend it, i feel like it could be relatable and a sweet experience for some

Your Place or Mine (2023) - a typical hollywood movie, what can i say, it's been pushed onto me and i was kinda interested, gonna lie if i say the cast wasn't a part of the reason i caved in (i'm curious bout what kutcher and witherspoon are doing now, yeah);

i think it's kinda bland, it had some good sentiments but at the end i found the female lead too unlikeable and the story kind of stretched out and a bit rushed at the same time (maybe it was actually well paced and a proper length, just not my thing, that's possible. the gray overlay (?) was so depressing though, even her bright and green home felt awfully unwelcoming)

Currently Watching

literally only My School President lol everything else is in either "on-hold", "plan to watch" or "have to catch up on!!"

Currently Reading

oh how i want to say svsss vol.2 but i'm stuck once again, i mostly read long posts and student books, not even manga

Currently Consuming

"too much media at once in theory and not nearly as much in practice" is a valid answer, isn't it lol

Currently Craving

more convos w moots ig

i might be tagging people who have done it or don't like tag games, it's very hard to track these sometimes so sorry 🫶 @hello-n-goodbye @himbodelamain @soundgun @sillsif @jingyanwang @catwalkninja @catboyjosten @belladonna-and-the-sweetpeas @chinzhillababy

[boricuacherry-blog]

Angie Stone And Daughter Diamond Stone

7:00 he clocked it and u can tell she's mad he did. She's selling a narrative instead of telling it like it is. Diamond is shaking her head.

13:39 ok, narrative building again. Did you even listen to what she said? This isn't even about "stuff." What does u not getting nothing for Christmas have to do with what she said ?

13:53 being dismissive of what Diamond is saying. What u mean it's not true? She's telling u how she literally feels. Why u shake your head? Lol what

14:12 bake some cupcakes ..shit. take out a crayola out and draw a pic. This is not about "stuff" it's about you

14:43 Cut Diamond off, and dismissive of her so she can again build the narrative again.

15:31 making Diamond feel guilty so she can't say how she really feels. She wants the convo to go HER way, and is deflecting. All I see is Angie being manipulative.

15:46 this is where I get so pissed off. Excuse me?! Enabled? such a trash response...trying to act like she's "blaming herself" while again putting the blame on Diamond.

16:02 "I feel it's a sympathy act." And she's prob heard it a million times and is over it.

18:22 "I do..I do..I do that" smh

18:34 "just because you're Angie Stone's daughter..." The way she cuts her own daughter down is sad. So angry and defensive.

18:56 "I hate the spirit that dwells within her" just nasty. There was no need to say that.

*at no point has Diamond insulted her, but Angie keeps taking underhanded jabs at Diamond*

21:35 I disagree with him here. Diamond should wash her hands atp. She has said in so many words how she feels about Diamond.

22:44. Slandering u? You don't need her help with that. Why would you say that. Fighting words.

22:54 says more about you, belittling this girl. "Slanders u and curses u..." u trying to make her look bad. I would have halted the convo there. She knows the dog whistle to make other mothers sympathize. How did she slander u? be specific and stop demonizing her? What are u doing to make her feel like "cursing u and slandering u?" Oh you are perfect. Right.

23:29 u are slandering Diamond!! I cannot. Stop trying to make her look bad she hasn't done it to u, why u doing that to her. Sick. Using words to demonize her in an effort to make yourself look better.

23:34 "But why?...." "lemme tell u something" *points fingers* Diamond girl stand up for yourself..just end that convo right there. Don't argue with her bec the public will see "daughter disobeys" and just take mom's side.

23:51 question of the day: what does it mean? You treat her like your opp.

Should just let Angie talk and make herself look bad. going back and forth gives ppl ammunition to say u the problem. Don't argue with illogical ppl bec ppl can't tell who the crazy one is from far away.

24:10 u not angry Angie? She's the only one angry? Ok ..lol... "I'm not angry at u" lmaoo

***this is why she shouldn't go back and forth with her mom. Now Diamond is angry and justifiably so, but now that Angie has triggered her, she sits back and says "Oh, well, I'm not angry." And u end up looking like the crazy one to ppl. U see what she does?

The spirit that dwells within her is HER! U love her flesh and u hate her spirit? Coocoo

24:51 EXACTLY. U want to do an exorcism?? We going there right now. Fix your spirit before you start going in on hers.

25:12 respect your mother, but why continue to understand or have a relationship with a mother who will not respect you? U can love and respect her and still refuse to give her the gift of your spirit, since she hates it so much.

25:33 aww now she's calling Diamond filthy. Lol... "I'm dealing with YOU..." points finger.. oh.

26:00 "I wasn't physically there, but..." OK so why are u so self righteous? You were NOT THERE physically. U were Casper, the unfriendly black ghost. There in the flesh gone in spirit. So u don't have the right to speak to her like a child. That's why u hate the spirit "that dwells within her." U can't relate bec yours was absent.

26:17 "Angie Stone, this isn't the story. It's the story u convinced yourself of." Clock it. She's combative even with T.D. Jakes.

29:00 let it go. u can't squeeze blood out of a stone. ****respecting your mother does not mean allowing her to disrespect you. When she does, say goodbye and hang up the phone. Don't give her opportunity to her treat u that way. If you want a relationship set certain boundaries with her.***

T.d. Jakes: "you haven't made enough deposits to get the withdrawal you want"

30:00 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏

32:47 but don't let your children see your mom act like that to u. U should be able to respect yourself first.

36:51 A mother comes with responsibility too. ppl should be able to differentiate that she is the daughter and you are the mother.

Diamond cries, and gets 0 affirmation, Angie doesn't try to hug her, nothing. That's telling. She cries when defending her reputation. No tears while her daughter is pouring her heart out with visible tears running down her face.

41:42 trust takes time. Diamond has that wall up for a reason. Angie has to set the example as the mother first. Physical absence & emotional abuse. with a mom like that it's so easy to go from 0 to 100. What struck me was her saying the grandmother cusses her out too.

Why do I get the feeling Angie Stone only did this show to defend herself against the bad publicity of her knocking Diamond's teeth out?

I was and am on the daughter's side. I don't like how Diamond's mother was treating her, and on television. Angie chose to be here, but wouldn't hear her daughter's POV. The interview shouldn't have taken place, bec now, people can look at the dynamics of your relationship and weigh in. Including ppl who don't like how you treat Diamond. Don't go on a show to "mend something with someone" if that was never the intention in the first place.

She talks down on Diamond which gives permission ppl who don't know her and have never met her to then talk down her also. You didn't even protect her on this show, so what happens behind closed doors? It was just her defending herself at the expense of Diamond. My adrenaline shot up to a thousand when I first tried to get through this and I don't know how Diamond did it. God bless her.

[m1ckeyb3rry]

Less than 12 hours this is actually insane….also wait from the previews the additional time also looks a lot less crusty???? Or maybe it’s just me LMAO either way SOO EXCITED

SHSAHS Tullia out here living her best life I fr forgot for a second that otoya also has a sad backstory his dumbass moments that we’ve talked about just outshine it LMAOOO Nagi’s story fr has me in tears though wdym his house burned down?!?! Ok anyways YES that’s exactly the vibe I was thinking of I just had no idea how to word it LOL Yukimiyas team definitely has an insane level of respect for him and all the training they’ve done through together while hioris is more like “we’ll be your parents” LMAO

LMAOOOO aegislash being the director of the pursuit office au im crying that would be so funny otoya flaming the hell out of tillie and Karasu eulogy quote have me crying

OH FR?? Hopefully that also means less ugly pokemon but we’ll see LOL mega flygon would be so cool I definitely remember people making fan designs for it when megas first came out and some of them go hard

Wait the interteam pokemon dynamics and relations have me spiraling into more universe expansion LMAO first we have garchomp and nidoqueen taking care of babies together and now hydreigon altaria unrequited crush HAHAHA also otoya just straight up not knowing ampharos can mega has me rolling like for all that time he just didn’t know it was possible where even aikus like “lmaoooooooo you dumbass”

DEPRESSED VIBE reading this has me laughing but you’re so right if aiku wasn’t so, well, aiku LMAO then the stubble probably wouldn’t feel as off

No fr when you start touching grass it hits you hard LMAO but the more I think the more I feel like this is an opp….we’ll see if my premonition is correct LOLL

Omg the best dynamic they fight like arch rivals but the moment someone talks shit they’re like “uh. Nuh huh that’s MY rival only I get to say shit to them”

YOU GOT THIS!!! But also take it easy!!! Rewind a bit while watching s2e1 I still can’t believe we’re almost there

IT WAS A THIRD DUDE wait I think you mentioned the third dude briefly before but not the spicy white comment I’m crying talk about a night to remember omg wait sorry I’m laughing too much “oh it’s some Indian thing” “yeah I’m Indian” BYEEEEE bet she was speechless when she saw you at the event omg I can’t

- Karasu anon

THE ADDITIONAL TIME PREVIEWS LOOKED REALLY GOOD i was laughing idek the context but just karasu and nagi going 😐 at each other while otoya and shidou are up to some bs in the background is SO them HFJSJDJ notice how yuki and rin weren’t involved that’s because they’re the only normal ones (well rin debatable but yuki yes) 😭 i’m super excited too AHH based on the previews the art style looks really nice!! less than six hours away now omg…

LMAOOO tullia fr has no problems i was lowkey considering coming up w smth tragic for her but honestly having one normal character might be beneficial to throw into further relief how insane the rest of the cast is 😫 otoya himself is stupid but his backstory is tragic…ngl in the actual story though he’s not quite as much of a dumbass although he does get scammed by chris prince and is crazy for literally every woman (except reader and tullia) he meets he’s also surprisingly mature and chill when the situation calls for it!! he def has his moments where he’s giving cool wise adult (although most of those scenes go to karasu tbh) FDJFJHD NAGI HAS ME CRYING TOO my poor baby…why must he suffer in this way…i say as if i’m not the one who’s making him suffer to embody the themes of the story 😭 yeahhh with yuki’s it’s kind of like his team thinks he has nothing left to prove and if he wants to/needs to do contests now then that’s what they’ll do and NOBODY better say anything without even knowing what he’s going through!!! meanwhile hiori it’s like “oh this little boy has zero parental figures we must adopt him and make him our own” actually lowkey you know what would be cute is if yayoi kinda takes hiori under her wing (pun not intended) when he’s younger and looks out for him when she can?? this both contributes to how tabito knows him as well as his inferiority complex (why does yayoi like hiori more) because he doesn’t understand why yayoi is nice to hiori and not him meanwhile she’s just trying to be the sole kind adult-ish person in the kid’s life 😟 maybe she’s the one who gives him ducklett as a reason to get him to come to the gym more often or smth (it was originally supposed to be tabito’s hence why it’s so sassy but yayoi thought it would do hiori more good)

the best thing about aegislash is with its inclusion you can truly have any au you want within pursuit since it canonically can manipulate people like that and seems to enjoy common manhwa tropes like isekai 😭 it WOULD be the one to just put reader and co in an office au randomly and probably would do so if it wasn’t terrified of houndoom and hydreigon LMAOAAO

a lot of the fan megas are so cool!! i’ve seen a lot of fan designs for a mega lapras too that would be really fire…we’ll see what comes out though ig HDSKJSSJ

I LOVE COMING UP WITH INTERTEAM DYNAMICS lowkey hydreigon just like its trainer in that sense because altaria is also lowkey nagi coded in a way HFSJJDBS they’re both into white fluffy creatures 😭 ig y/n did raise it from a deino it probably considers her its mother (and somehow…otoya is the father…since he helped her bust the ring and all i think hydreigon has a TON of respect for otoya it probably ships reader with him too) hence why it’s so similar to her in the most random aspects KDFHSJSJ lowkey i feel like another dynamic i see working is altaria being obsessed with one of karasu’s birds (probably talonflame) meanwhile the bird just kinda side eyes altaria because it doesn’t want to be on hydreigon’s bad side LMAOO also aegislash def loves reo for some reason because they both read villainess isekai manhwa

YOU CANNOT TELL ME OTOYA WOULD NOT BE THE ONE TO NOT EVEN REALIZE his ampharos had the mega stone and everything and kept trying to mega evolve and otoya would just be like bro wtf are you doing get your head in the game we’ve got a battle to win!! ampharos almost requests to be traded to nagi (idk why but mareep line is also very nagi coded lowkey otoya’s team is just nagi lite)

YEAHHH that’s what i’m saying like the stubble isn’t giving young fun flirty attractive soccer player it’s giving middle aged man in a crisis but caveat is that it’s only attractive on said middle aged men!! also i think the connotation is diff like irl a fully grown man with stubble is attractive especially if they (like barou) are attractive already but a teenager/early twenties man with stubble is hard to pull off without looking nasty 😭

i’ll give you that it is an opp because the breakdown is almost 50% opps so that doesn’t clarify it much HDJSJS ngl the story isn’t hard to write at all but i keep getting distracted and going on my phone after writing like two lines so i haven’t been productive in the slightest LMAOAAO it will be done soon though i hope…mostly because i want to write for karasu again i haven’t written him in soooo long 😔

IT TRULY WAS AN INSANE NIGHT the other day i plugged my digital camera into my phone and i found photos from that night that i don’t remember taking/being taken LMAOAOA there’s one of me where i’m lowkey serving but you can lowkey tell there’s nothing behind my eyes (ofc i made it my insta pfp it’s kinda cunty) i would show you but i don’t want somebody random to click on this and get the privilege of seeing my face HFBDSKSJS anyways yeah the girl was so shocked to see me she was like what are you doing here i was like?? same thing you are?? anyways…

[damnedmisery]

【•⊱ 𝐌 𝐈 𝐒 𝐄 𝐑 𝐘 𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐌𝐄𝐍𝐓 •⊱】

Losing someone I love feels like slow suffocation, each moment feeling like the air is being drained from my lungs.

There is only one question that keeps crossing my mind. Nicholas. . .

How can I survive without you? Breathing is impossible without you. When will this charade I maintain falter? I’m unable to endure my father's tarnishing of your memory. I don’t think I can bite my tongue much longer.

The sound of Malik's (@/AtroceBlasonate) voice jolts me back to the distressing reality where my father was choking me, and Malik had to intervene. He left like it was nothing, but his touch still sears my skin.

“Melina, are you okay?”

Malik extends his hand to console me, but I brush it off, angry at his display of pity. I think it was unnecessary, and I didn't need his sympathy.

“Don’t! Stop acting like you care when you just stand by and watch him do it!” I started to storm away from him but he grabbed my forearm to halt my departure, and I'm now tugging away futilely. “I watched him do it?!” If I'm not mistaken, he seemed offended by my choice of words. “He let go of you because of me, and you don't even want to know what I would have done if he hadn't!”

I could see it in his eyes that he meant it, but my own rage blinded me and led me to have a spiteful tongue. “Should I want to know what you would've done before or after being his good dog for treats?” There is nothing we enjoyed more than getting under one another’s skin at the worst time. “I mean…I am his blood, and you can see how he treats me. Imagine how he will treat you, and you're not even his son. Will your pathetic mother care enough to stop him or will she turn a blind eye to another shopping spree at your expense?” Despite my attempt to provoke him, he remained unfazed and responded by laughing and then placing his hand on his chest in a mock gesture of injury. “Oh, peach. Your age is no longer compatible with these childish tantrums.” He finally released his grip on my arm and headed towards the door, but I could tell he had one last thing to say before leaving. I have a feeling this will be Malik's grand finale.

“𝙈𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙣𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙙𝙞𝙙𝙣'𝙩 𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬 𝙞𝙨 𝙥𝙖𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙩𝙞𝙘!Nicholas exploited your emptiness and desperation, using false affection to hide his true intentions.”

A heavy silence descended after his words, leaving my heart dropping inside my stomach.

This wouldn't be the first time I heard someone try to destroy his character and make me question everything we were. Malik aim was to hurt me and I’d be lying if I said he didn’t. How could I even respond to that? It's clear that I've lost this battle. I feel cursed with this family. If I could trade my life with anyone I would because this is not a life worth fighting for. “I’d watch myself if I were you because you know me. I don’t give a fuck, peach.“ his final words before he exited the room and left me to my emotions. I bet he’s hoping I choke on them. This entire family seems to gain some kind of weird fucked up confidence by kicking me down. My father wants me to walk out this room and pretend like I didn’t watch the love of my life die right before my eyes. What do I gain from following his rules if not more disrespect?

He desires to see me weak, pathetic, and compliant, but I refuse to succumb to either. Something within me is slowly emerging, despite my fears. It's time I unleash it and let it raise hell. If tonight means everything to my father then I will do everything in my power to destroy it.

I took one final look in the mirror, admiring my flawless reflection, before leaving the room and heading downstairs to the dinner. The silence was deafening, with my heels clicking on the marble floor, drawing attention to the somber atmosphere. The sadness etched on everyone's faces is unmistakable, making it clear that being here under these circumstances is sheer torture. I sit down at the table, opposite Nicholas's older brother Nolan, who looks up at me with a glare, clearly displeased by me being last at the table. The nerve of him and his family to look at me this way as if they have nothing to be ashamed of. Using Nicholas name as a way to start a treaty and discuss business moving forward. We are all guilty of something, aren’t we?

“Forgive my daughter. She doesn’t take this easy but she’s sincerely sorry.” My father attempted to ease the tension, but I wasn't going to let him off easy. “You don’t speak for me.” I said, reaching for the glass of wine in front of me. Nolan glances at my father then back at me, and I can already tell he doesn't have anything pleasant to say. “Nicholas was my brother, and we are not taking this easy. Despite our grief, we managed to be on time. Nicholas deserves some fucking respect.” That was one thing we could agree on. Nicholas deserves respect. However, I was done holding my tongue and taking everyone’s shit. I rolled over time and again, silencing my thoughts to not shake everyone's world, but they lived in a bubble that I had to pop, starting with my father.

“Then why are you at this fucking table?” I looked around, unable to bear their sorrowful expressions. I recognize they're in agony, but could they imagine how I felt? I watched him die! Am I in so much pain that I'm losing it, or is everyone else being inconsiderate?

“Your families hatred towards my family is the same hatred that was birthed in him and he died with it in his bones. He’s probably rolling in his grave.” My final words were as good as a match to a fire, but only silence followed. How it should’ve been if Nolan and my father just let things be.

I turn towards Malik, whose lips curl into a half smirk as if he's proud of me. I'm irritated that I seek his validation when he's also caused my anger. He made me feel stronger and more secure in my actions, even if I was also wrong it didn’t matter.

As for my father. I knew this wouldn’t be the end of this.

•••

to be continued

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[xtinyslip]

lcvenderhcze​:

“SORT OF. WHY DO YOU THINK NO ONE WAS TALKING TO YOU? they’re my people. if i give the word, i could kill you here and now and they won’t even blink an eye. frankly, they might enjoy the show.” hope was in a mood. a very bad mood, to say the least, because.. her fucking family had lead her to do things that she didn’t want to do and well, it was a wonder that she hadn’t fucking strangled all of them. and when she heard his words? she smiled, not even bothering to say anything, as she moved forward, sending her fist flying right against his nose. was she hoping to hurt? yes, she very much was. and the crack that she got in return? well, perhaps that showed that she had made it happen. opps. “the next time that you insult her in front of me, it won’t just be your nose to pay for it. have i made myself clear? and now you know. the next time that i find you here? you won’t be leaving with your head attached to your shoulders.” he wouldn’t be. not a fucking chance in hell, because… hey, she needed to blow off some steam and this was the way to do it. “i’m hope van dyne. everyone wants to be around me. i’m rich, i’ve got the most powerful company in town and.. frankly, i’m close to owning this town completely. who are you, again? a nameless fucker who has nothing to his name - not even his boyfriend anymore? he was right to choose stark. you’re nothing.” she stopped right where she was, hands clenched into fists by her side. “or i could just kick your ass out. that’s better.”

@xtinyslip

“i’m impressed that you’re asking me that with a straight face right now. are you for real? why do you think no one talks to me? huh? i’ll give you two guesses... looks like you caught me in a generous mood.” obviously the reason people didn’t talk to him was because she decided to flat out line and accuse him of something that she had done. it was kind of genius when he thought about it but it didn’t make him hate her any less. oh no, the hatred was there. “oh great... that’s why they let me through the door.” so she could what? embarrass him further? kill him? she was that strung out over this kang stuff that he couldn’t say for sure that she wouldn’t do it. this was... it was crazy. “ouch?” bringing his hand to protect his face, incase she had any other idea’s as he stumbled back from her a little. kang had really done a number on her, if that’s what this even was but it had to be something right? especially for her not to be able to see it? it would’ve been sad if her raging bitchiness wasn’t firing constantly in his direction. jeez. “does she see that as an insult? you clearly don’t?” the fact she’d killed two people and was now very well threatening to kill him. would she be insulted by that? besides, it was the truth so she needed to get on with it. “people want to be around your money… there’s a difference.” as far as he was concerned, she was vile and all the people here enabling her? were just as awful. loki being with stark was something he was yet to address but he knew eventually he’d have too. he was waiting. was there any point in blowing anything up further until he knew his situation? till he knew if he was out for good? he didn’t see any reason to. “he can do whatever he wants! that’s his business not ours.” sadly, true. mobius just shook his head at her, already attempting to take steps back. “lady, i just wanted a quiet drink. im really not in the mood. ill leave myself.” @lcvenderhcze

[soldrawss]

I’m literally begging. I need more of your human aus. They’re so wholesome!!!!

I am always up for more BBM AU so! Here’s a mini-story I wrote when Zach asked if Raph has any underlying ptsd or fears about being alone!

Raph was fine till he was about 7. He doesn't remember his mom, and he barely remembers dad, and Mikey would sooner have a heart attack than leave Raph ALONE alone, so Raph didn't really grow up with the fear of being alone cause he's never really experienced it. He’s always had Mikey. He’s always had Leo and Donnie. It’s never occurred to him that that could ever change. That he could ever not have his big brothers there by his side.  But it's during one, late-night when everything kinda just lets loose to the idea that Raph COULD be separated from the rest of them, and really it all goes downhill from there. It's the night Leo came home with a black eye and bruised jaw. Leo said he just got into an accident, to not ‘worry about it, bud. I’m gucci’, and since Donnie didn't say anything about it and Mikey got to stay home for the night to be with them, Raph didn’t worry about it. Cause if his brothers said it was all OK, then it was, because it always had been before, and Raph figured it always would be like that, cause big brothers just had that power to make everything better. They’d never lied to Raph before. This was no different. But then he wakes up that night because he has to go to the bathroom, and he slides himself out from under Mikey's arm. (they had fallen asleep on the couch to a Lou Jitsu marathon, which was rare, cause they never watched dad’s old movies cause it made Mikey sad sometimes to remember dad. But he was in a reminiscent mood, so they threw a couple on and wow, Raph was kinda star-eyed and soft gasps, cause dad was kinda AWESOME) And Mikeys snoring gently, so tired his body is like a dead weight on top of Raph, and Raph's arm is a little numb from where Mikey was drooling on it. And as he's walking through the dark hallway, knowing the layout by heart so he didn’t bother risking turning on the lights in case he woke up Mikey, he tiptoes on sock-clad feet, until he notices a light coming from Dee and Leo’s room. And there are soft voices coming from the barely cracked door, and Raph is super never one to snoop, but theirs a curiosity bubbling in him and he can't help but detour from the bathroom ever so slightly, because he DOES have to go to the bathroom, but a few seconds of listening in won't kill him, and his big brothers NEVER let him in on their secret conversations. So Raph leans in, his ear pressed as close to the crack as he dared- "It was stupid, that's what! Do you know how much trouble you could have been in? You could have been expelled, Leo! It could have gone on your permanent record!" And oh... that was Donnie's voice... and he sounded... well, he sounded mad... but more than that... he sounded... scared. "Well, it didn't. And you worry too much. Nothing was gonna happen. It wasn't like I got into a fight with the principal’s kid! They didn't do more than a slap on the wrist and a few weeks detention." And Leo.... Leo got into a fight? Raph didn't know that. Why didn't they tell Raph that? Why did they... lie to Raph?

Raph pressed himself closer to the door. The bathroom long-forgotten behind him.

"And that's the thing! YOU don't worry at all! God, you're so self-absorbed! Do you really not get how bad this could have been?" "Look, I said I was sorry about getting involved, but I'm not sorry for slugging Tatsu in the nose. They BROKE your glasses Dee, you can't expect me to NOT to get mad about that." "This isn't about that stupid fight with some bullies, Leo-" "Then what is it about Donnie?! Because you've been riding my backside about it all night, but haven't said a word why! Why are you still so mad at me about this?" "I'm not MAD at you, I'm-" "You’re what then? Is this about what they said? About Mikey and me? You’re mad because I stepped in and threw a punch before you could? You’re mad because I made you the victum here? Look, I know that you hate it when I meddle in your business and try to fight your fights for you but I’m-” "I’M SCARED YOU COULD HAVE BEEN TAKEN AWAY, YOU ASS HOLE!" And Leo seemed to be just as surprised as Raph felt. They had been talking in pretty quiet voices up until Donnie practically screamed that last part, and it sent an electric shock through Raph's whole system. And Raph couldn't see their facial expressions, he didn't dare move an inch closer to the door to peek inside, but he could tell from the hitch in Donnie's voice. Donnie was crying now. "You could have been.... You could STILL be.." Donnie sniffed, and Raph felt his own eyes sting in proxy. "Tatsu's dad didn't this time, but he could have very well made an issue out of this. He could have brought this to the attention of the school board. And then the school board would have had to call Draxum, or worse, Bishop, and you KNOW child services don't need a reason to separate us! Bishop will take one look at your black eye and blame everything on Mikey and then they'll take us AWAY Leo! Don't you get that?" And that... what did that mean? What was Donnie talking about? Take us away? Take us away where? Who was Bishop? What was child services? Raph's mind was spinning, like car wheels on ice with no traction to go anywhere. His feet felt planted to the floor, sunk right there into the carpet. "Wait.. wait what?... Bishop? He's still a thing? I thought he got switched out for that other agent?” "Just because he doesn’t do house visits anymore doesn’t mean he still isn’t our case holder. He can still ruin our lives just as easily from his cubicle," And Donnie didn't sound like he was crying anymore, but there was still a raw roughness to his voice that Raph was whole years not accustomed too. "Raph's a baby. Heck, WE'RE still considered babies in the eyes of the law. It won't take a whole lot for them to take even the slightest infraction to deem Mikey unqualified. And then what would happen? We could probably manage to stay together cause people are kinder on not separating twins, but what about Raph? They'll take Raph for sure and ship him off to the other side of the country and there'd be nothing we could do to stop it and-" And Raph stopped listening after that. because... Because... What? Raph could be sent away? There are people out there that could take Raph away from Leo and Donnie? Away from Mikey? And that easily? And why? Because Mikey wasn't good enough? That... That didn't make any sense? Mikey was the best! There was no one better than Mikey in the whole world! How could there be people who didn't see that? And didn't they know that Raph couldn't go anywhere without Mikey? It didn't make any sense. None of it. But there was a pounding boom in Raph's chest that made it hard to breathe. His head spun, like he was just gone 4 rounds on the merry-go-around on the pier, and Raph couldn't THINK straight. He ran back towards the living room, he didn't care if he made any noise. He didn't care about anything really, at that moment. All he cared about was... Mikey. Still asleep and drooling on the couch from where Raph left him, and Raph practically jumped on top of his chest and clung onto his big brother for dear life, pressing his tear stained face into the front of Mikey's shirt. "Ouuufff! Hey- Hey Raph. You ok?" Mikey says in a startled slur, eyes blinking rapidly to tear away from sleep. His arms wrapped around Raph instinctually, like his body new what to do before his mind could catch up, and it felt like the most natural security blanket in the world to Raph. He cried harder into Mikey's chest. "Hey shhhhhh-shhhhhhhhh, buddy, it's ok. Breathe." Mikey was sitting up now, sleep all but forgotten as he stared down at the 7-year-old attached to his front, rubbing slow and gentle circles into Raph's back. "Raphie it's ok. You're ok sweetheart. You're safe and sound right here. Was it a nightmare? Did you have a bad dream?" And it sure felt like it. The world was spinning rapidly in a downward spiral of breathtaking hurt, just like a lot of Raph's nightmares. Except the monsters were real. They were real and practically right outside Raph's door and they could take Raph away any SECOND and Raph couldn't respond to Mikey. He wouldn't respond days, even weeks, later, when Mikey askes about it. All he can do is cry. Cry like his heart is breaking in half, and cling onto the safest and only lifeline in the world that he knows.

Thus spiraling Raph into a "clingy" stage, where he's terrified to be left alone for too long. Terrified to be separated in the grocery store, INSISTING Mikey hold his hand the entire time. Terrified to go to school and be away from his brothers for too long. Terrified to even SLEEP alone in his bed. And it's so wild to Mikey, because at first, it was kinda cute how a little bad dream made his baby brother all clingy to his side, and Mikey kinda enjoyed the endless attention. 

But then it started getting a bit too close to real, actual hysteria and paranoia that Raph was dealing with, and it took a mental breakdown on Raph's part, after Mikey had been a little late picking him up from school one day, because Leo and Donnie both had extracurriculars, and usually Raph just hangs out in the playground and waits for Mikey to come. But this time, he's crying his eyes out, pale and breathless and endlessly fussy with his teachers by the time Mikey arrives, and he clings unto Mikey, like he'd never see Mikey again, and Mikey HAS to have a talk with him, because what on earth could scare his brother as bad as THIS? And when Raph finally tells him, Mikey doesn't know what to do but hold him to his chest as tight as he can and whisper pretty half-truths to Raph to make him feel better. Because Mikey couldn't blindly let himself believe the "Of course! Nothing will ever take you away from me Raph, it's all ok! You have nothing to worry about! Your big brother will make sure all of you are all safe and ok! I promise kiddo. No one is taking anyone away. I won't let that happen." How could he? This was a very real fear. It was Mikey's Biggest fear on the daily. But he couldn't let Raph feel like this. To carry this fear and burden. That was too much for a 7-year-old. Mikey didn't even realize Leo and Donnie were aware of their situation to that degree. 

And it puts seeded pits of fear in his chest, taking root in his heart and feeding into something dark and cold and fearful. But Mikey does his best to push it down. Push it away. Out of sight of Raph and Leo and Donnie. And he smiles and laughs and presses kisses to Raph's temple and carries his baby brother piggyback all the way home, because he'll carry whatever weight his brothers are dealing with. Take on any fears. as long as they don't have to face them alone. As long as Mikey can still protect them, for as long and as hard as he can, then when the day comes that Bishop DOES show up at their door, he'll be ready for him.

[therealvinelle]

Ok I'm embarrassed to admit this, but I'm just now copying your Norwegian Bella AU into a text translator, and if you don't already have 50 people in your inbox demanding a translation then shame on ALL OF US because this is glorious! And while Google Translate does have a certain charm (it translated "piper hun ut" as "she beeps") I'm curious to see how you'd put it in English.

Troquantary is referring to this post. In which Bella doesn't speak English.

Fun fact, you're the only one who's gone into my inbox to request this. I was so sad, had the translation half-written and everything, but I was too proud to beg. So thank you, Troquantary, for popping this ask.

As for the dictionary fuckups, sounds about right. I made a few typos, too, that made Google Translate suffer even more. (Such as managing to mix up "henne" (her) and "hendene" (hands), resulting in Aro patting Bella instead of clapping his hands. Poor Google.)

Also, there are a few cultural references and language things that would be lost in the translation, in an attempt to keep them I included notes clarifying things.

Some things, like Aro and Carlisle's very old man way of speaking, are easier said than done to translate, you'll have to bear with me there.

Additional notes are that I added a few things to this version, many of them because translating is hard, but a few because while translating I thought "oh you know what would be much funnier-" and then wrote that.

Alright, without further ado:

When Renée left Charlie she did not go to Florida, she went to Oslo. And she went all in to make her daughter a true Norwegian, hiring Norwegian nannies and making sure never to speak English around the child. Since transatlantic flights are expensive, little Bella Swan rarely got to visit her father, and as such she never did learn what should have been her native language.

She quickly forgot what English she did have in favor of Norwegian, with the exception of words like “Yes”, “No”, and “I’m Bella”.

The few trips she took to visit her father were all the more awkward than in canon since she couldn’t play with the Black kids. Let not the blame fall upon Charlie: he took Norwegian classes and speaks conversational Norwegian. He can’t speak to Renée, because her Norwenglish is incomprehensible even to Norwegians, but he can communicate with Bella.

Not that he’s had a lot of chances to do so.

Bella makes it to seventeen years old, she’s in second grade at Handels* and is a major outsider among the preps there, and then Renée marries a handsome skier**. Together they shall travel the continent all winter to participate in as many skiing races as they can, and in the summer they’ll take gigs at Hurtigruta to see the coast.

*“Handels” is the nickname for an Oslo high school infamous for its pupils being rich and beautiful blonds who are going to be CEOs when they grow up.

**Skiing as a sport is huge in Norway

***Hurtigruta is a famous ferry that travels across the Norwegian West coast

Bella, who sucks at skiing and is too young to work at Hurtigruten, takes the hint.

With dread in her stomach and dictionary in hand she goes to her father in America.

Where she doesn’t speak the language.

Faen.

Charlie gives her a car, and I wish this meta was set in the present because I could have joked about electric cars and the automat only driver’s license*, but Twilight is set in 2005 so I can’t. The car part proceeds without drama.

*An increasing number of Norwegian youth take the driver’s license for automatic cars only, and we’re the country in the world with the highest percentage of electric car purchases.

School is worse than in canon, because she is now a thousand times more sensational than if she was merely the new student. She is from another country! All of Forks keels over with excitement.

To make matters even worse, our girl doesn’t understand a word of what people are saying.

She is too awkward to let them know she doesn’t know English. It’d become a thing, and they might think she’s dumb. To be fair, it’s not good that she’s been through primary, secondary, and now a year and a half of high school and still sucks at English.

So she nods, smiles, mumbles “Hi, I’m Bella” to the new faces, and blushes heavily when anybody says anything.

People assume she’s shy. That’s a bit boring, but oh well.

She has her biology class with the redhead hottie she noticed during lunch. She watched him and his family, they were fascinatingly pretty, but she doesn’t know anything more about them. Sure would have been great if she could have asked the tiny girl (was it Jess?) about them.

Biology proceeds as in canon - Edward badly wants to eat the delicious girl, but fortunately doesn’t.

She runs into him in the office when he tries to switch to another biology lesson, but she has no idea what he’s saying so she only has the suspicion that this somehow concerns her. Which is still uncomfortable, but Bella is probably the problem here. The hottie surely can’t be.

He’s missing from school for a week, Bella finds that weird.

He returns, and to her great horror he starts talking to her.

“Hello”, he says.

Bella dies inside. He’s too handsome!

"I'm Edward Cullen," he continues, and ok, she got that. The hottie is called Edward, that’s good to know. She’s not sure she caught that last name, though, Köln?

He says something else, it’s gibberish to Bella even though she’s concentrating, and at the end there he says “Bella Swan”.

She gulps.

"I'm Bella Swan," she confirms and nods. That should be correct. God, she hopes it’s correct.

He smiles a crooked, boyish smile. She’s awed. She didn’t think it was possible to be so beautiful.

He says something else.

Bella didn’t catch it.

She blushes even harder, she hasn’t been more embarrassed in her life. Here he is, the most handsome guy in all the world, and she has nothing to say to him. Literally, they don’t speak the same language.

She should tell him.

It’s one thing to chicken out of telling the town she doesn’t speak English, but there’s something different about Edward Cullen. He deserves the truth.

But...

He’s the most beautiful person she has seen in her life. He is American, too, so the odds of him knowing Norwegian are microscopical. If he finds out she doesn’t understand a word he says he’ll stop talking to her, and selfish as she is she doesn’t want that.

So with a slightly guilty conscience (but not enough to fess up) she contributes to the conversation with enough words and smiles to pull through. "Yes", "No", "Thank you", and "That's nice".

He is surprised by several of these answers, but instead of giving her odd looks and losing interest he grows more invested in the conversation.

Class ends.

The next day the near accident happens, and he saves her. She is stunned - dear god, did he just pick up a whole car? After teleporting across the parking lot..?

Soon she’s in the ER, and more than a little bit stressed about that fact since she knows the Americans have a terrible healthcare system.

She hopes Charlie has an insurance.

An insanely beautiful man walks into the ER, and Bella is shocked. He is just as handsome as Edward and Edward’s lunch friends!

He introduces himself as Carlisle Cullen, and Bella can only assume this is someone’s older brother. Possibly related to the blonde girl.

He smiles at her, says something, and she answers, "I'm Bella Swan."

He frowns.

That must have been the wrong answer, then.

His hands return to investigating her scalp, and to her great surprise he switches to perfect Norwegian, "kjenner De* noe ubehag når jeg holder her?" Do you feel any discomfort when I touch here?

*De is the Norwegian polite pronoun for “you”. Du = thou = the French tu, and De = you = the French vous. These polite pronouns went out of use in the 1980’s, save for when addressing royal persons, and would be considered antiquated in 2005.

He hurries to add, "Norsk lærte jeg i... fjor sommer. Det var et nettkurs." I learned Norwegian… last year. Online class.

"Hvilket da?" Which one? Bella asks, because Charlie needs to hear about this. The doctor has beautiful, if slightly outdated, pronunciation.

The doctor’s smile turns uncertain. She gets the feeling there’s something he doesn’t want to say. "Husker ikke," I don’t remember, sier han etter en litt vel lang pause.

That’s a shame. And weird.

"De hadde hellet med Dem i dag, som ikke ble truffet av den bilen." You were lucky today, not getting hit by that car. he then says, noticeably changing the subject.

"Det var ikke hell, det var Edward," It wasn’t luck, it was Edward, she replies sharply.

The doctor definitely looks uncomfortable.

She continues, "Han krysset skolegården på et blunk, og plukket opp hele bilen. Jeg så det," He crossed the schoolyard in a moment, and picked up the whole car. I saw it,

The doctor laughs. "Om han kunne det hadde nok gymkarakteren hans vært meget bedre. Nei, frøken Swan*, jeg beklager å si at det høres ut som at De er litt omtåket. Det er helt normalt ved hjernerystelse." If he could do that, his PE grade would be a lot better. No, Miss Swan, I’m sorry to say you seem confused. That’s normal with concussions.

*Addressing a young woman as “frøken” is even more outdated than using polite pronouns.

Why does Bella get the feeling he’s lying?

She’s discharged.

We’ll jump ahead to her trip to La Push - that trip uneventful, since Jacob knows she doesn’t speak English. They stick their hands in their pockets and stare at the sea.

The next day she’s shanghaied to Port Angeles, because apparently she said “Yes” at the wrong time when talking to Jessica (Turns out Jess’s name was Jessica!) and accidentally said yes to a day trip to Port Angeles.

Like in canon she wanders away from the others, and as in canon she is nearly gang raped. And again as in canon she is saved at the last moment by Edward.

He buys her dinner, and she can’t believe her own luck- and misfortune. A date with the most handsome guy on the planet (hence the luck) and she can’t say a word to him (hence the misfortune)!

He says things to her, lends her his jacket, and really this is it for Bella, she’s peaked, life can’t get better than this.

(That’s a lie, it would be better if she spoke English.)

He’s so amazing.

She’s gotten pretty good at navigating conversations with him, so she nods and aha’s her way through.

In his car on the way home the tone takes a more serious turn.

He asks her about something, and it’s a serious question, that much she’s gathered. She answers in the confirmative.

He is silent.

Did she say anything wrong?

(Edward, on his end, just asked if she knows what he is. She said yes, so calmly, not even a trace of fear in her.)

A few days later he takes her out on a walk in the woods.

He shows her a meadow in the woods, and when he steps into it he lights up in the sunlight.

Bella is in shock.

She knew there was something different about him, but- holy cow. This guy isn’t human.

Is she dating a god?

She stumbles into the clearing after him, and they spend a day together where he says things, and she can barely hear any of it (nevermind understand it) because she’s so distracted by how pretty he is.

The next day he takes her to a house in the middle of nowhere. She doesn’t want to guess that this can be where he lives. Surely gods don’t live in houses?

He shows her inside the house, and introduces her for Dr. Cullen and a lady with a name she doesn’t catch.

Bit weird that these two are acting like a couple of parents, they’re far too young and divine for that.

Edward shows her around in an old-fashioned office, and she doesn’t know what to make of i when she sees a painting of Carlisle. Edward launches into a long story when he sees her watching it, unfortunately she doesn’t catch any dates or artist names. At one point she heard the word “suicide”, though, and that’s not good.

She doesn’t get much out of the story.

The baseball game doesn’t happen because Bella didn’t pick up on what Edward wanted and didn’t realize she was being invited to a thing. They spend the afternoon watching a movie instead.

The relationship continues, impeded slightly by communication problems, but she’s mostly able to cover those up.

Until her birthday comes around.

She gets a papercut.

Jasper lunges at her. Edward throws her into a glass table, and then everyone is leaving.

Carlisle is kind enough to switch to Norwegian when he’s stitching up her arm, perhaps remembering the last time she was his patient. "Jasper har ikke vært på dietten vår så veldig lenge." Jasper hasn’t been on our diet for very long.

"Diett?"she asks. She’s never seen Edward eat anything. She wasn’t clear on what the Cullens ate, honestly she thought they were above such things. She was thinking maybe photosynthesis. The knowledge that they apparently eat food astounds her, but diets?

"Dyreblod istedenfor menneskeblod," Animal blood in stead of human blood, Carlisle clarifies.

Whachasay?

Carlisle gives a slight smile. “Jaspers liv som vampyr fikk en brutal start." Jasper’s life as a vampire got off to a brutal start.

...

Vampire?!

Bella’s missed something here.

Oh dear lord, oh fy faen, she has missed something.

“Åja”, uh huh, is all she can say, and suddenly she’s very aware of the fact that she’s sitting there with a bleeding arm.

And Carlisle.

Who is a vampire.

Over the course of the following conversation Bella makes a host of discoveries.

Edward has been a vampire this whole time, and he’s a telepathic vampire. Whether Bella should be a vampire too or not has been a matter of hot debate, but due to religious reasons Edward doesn’t want that.

Carlisle also brings up how Edward died of the Spanish flu.

"Jeg var under den oppfatning at Edward fortalte deg bakhistorien min?" I was under the impression Edward told you my back story? Carlisle asks at one point, and Bella just has to ask very nicely if he’d be so kind as to repeat it.

Turns out the guy is nearly four hundred years old.

Jaha.

Jahahaha jaa ha.

That’s… a lot.

She wanders out of the house in shock, and hardly notices Edward’s strange behavior over the next couple of days.

One day he picks her up at school, and takes her behind the house.

That works out.

He’s a vampire, but he never hurt her. He is endlessly beautiful, perhaps easier to love now that she knows he’s not a god. He’s her Edward, and that’s suddenly easier now that she knows.

They can still be together.

But now that she knows this about him, it’s about time he knows something about her as well.

It’s time to finally be honest with him.

So when he opens his mouth, she opens her mouth as well, but she doesn’t get any further than to “Edward-” before he launches into a monologue.

She’ll have to wait until he’s done before saying her piece. It’s a bit embarrassing, but it doesn’t seem like he intends to stop talking anyway.

And what he’s saying seems to be serious, so it’s probably best to let him finish.

Edward concludes his monologue by kissing her forehead. Then he disappears.

Where did he go?

A big unsure, Bella goes back to the house. She’ll just have to wait until he gets back.

She doesn’t know what to think when Charlie returns from work and tells her the Cullens have all left.

Oh, god.

Edward must have found out she doesn’t speak English.

She made a mockery of him.

He has every right to leave.

Knowing this doesn’t make it any easier to live with.

Bella sinks into a depression.

The hallucinations begin, as in canon, though Hallusinward speaks Norwegian. Thank god for small mercies.

The friendship with Jacob (dictionary in hand) blooms, as someone has to help her see those hallucinations.

The cliff diving happens, and Alice shows up. Bella’s not sure what this is about, but she has gotten good enough at English to know that something bad happened, and Alice wants them to do something.

She’s a bit surprised to find herself on a plane to Italy, though.

Alice tells her to “Run to Edward” and ok, she got that, actually.

So she saves Edward.

After that she’s taken into the sewer, which turns out to house dozens of vampires.

Bella, Edward, and Alice are received in some kind of hall, where an unusual vampire has quite a bit to say. She understands some of what he’s saying, at least the part about “la tua cantante”. She knows a bit about Italian, see, so she knows that he’s talking about a song now.

She wishes she knew the context.

At one point he takes her hand, and appears fascinated by it. She wonders if he’s a palmreader. Not very vampirey, but what does she know.

He asks her a question.

"Yes," she says.

Saying yes has gotten her this far, after all.

But when he lights up and claps his hands together, and Edward and Alice stare at her in shock and betrayal, she knows she must have said the wrong thing.

The two are dismissed from the room before Bella can do or say anything, she’s just listening to Edward make a racket outside in the hallway.

Not good.

The unusual vampire brings her further down in his sewer palace to a basement, and she is given comfortable clothes to wear.

This is getting terrifying.

The vampire leans towards her - and she chickens out.

"Jeg snakker ikke engelsk!" she squeaks. "Non habla ingles!" I don’t speak English.

Han stanser, og ser forvirret ut. "Que- Hva behager*?" I beg your pardon? spør han etter et øyeblikk.

*A very formal, and slightly outdated (you can use it, but people will think you’re putting on airs. And they will be right) way of saying “excuse me?”

Sobbing, Bella tells him the whole story, from how she didn’t want to be the weird kid in school to how she’s now somehow in Italy without knowing why nor what she just agreed to.

When she’s done the vampire starts laughing.

"Dette forklarer jo en hel del," This explains quite a bit, ler han. "Men, kjære Bella, jeg er redd det ikke endrer noe." But, my dear Bella, I’m afraid it changes nothing.

He tells her that she has agreed to serve him and his army of undead warriors into eternity.

Well fuck.

"Du skal få slippe det, når du ikke visste hva du samtykket til - men skjebnen din forblir den samme. Loven er loven." You’re released from that promise, as you didn’t know what you agreed to - but your fate remains the same. The law is the law.

After a moment of silence, during which she looks terrified, he hurries to add, "Vi har en lov. Du må bli en av oss." We have a law. You must become one of us.

A law that Bella Swan has to become a vampire?

People are finally speaking Norwegian, and Bella is still lost. And it’s too embarrassing to keep pestering this poor, polite man with questions.

So she nods.

He gives her a glittering smile, and bites her.

When she wakes, Aro offers her an English course. A language course that, naturally, leads to her staying in Volterra. Why not learn a few more languages while we’re at it, dearest Bella?

Some time later Edward breaks into Volterra to save his Rapunzel, only to barely recognize her now that she’s a vampire who says things. Lots of things, she talks all the time now. WHAT DID ARO DO TO HER.

Too mortified to admit that she never spoke English, Bella claims she’s been brainwashed.

Aro is having too much fun to correct her, and the whole sad affair sets off a regrettable flood of rumors.

[redraven393]

Catching Up wit Phil's QSMP VOD

1st JULY lets GOOOO

OKAY let's GET STARTED

no gegg??-was there anything different?-ohhh solo modification?

safety first-ohh a smart chat-

HIKE???-MINING IN CAVES??-BULLS??-ughhhh the code bastards are up to something -that's not how it works PHIL-WAKE UP CHAYANNE

YAEH HEALTH CARE-opp the Hotel is really fuqed

hah Phil you have way too many stalkers on this island -YEAHHH FUQTHE BINARYBASTARD UP PHILL

oh no the French-OH NO MUMZA-ah okay well soon mumza

yeah, ANTZA-that’s cheating Phill-???-what is he talkin about??-somthin' about world edit??

Whooo congrats Chat -omg Phil nooo-welp a little arson is okay sometimes-ahh shit its not little-yeah sure nature-admins problem now

ohh adventure yesyes-WAKE UP CHAYANNE WAKE UP-wat?-OH FUQ-loud to loud

¬lol TALLULAH STAY ASLEEP SWEETIE-YEAH CHAT DAYY

Holly chat that is a great Headcanon-the code bastards eggs lol

ughh Trauma beach-???-quackity in boxing event?

LUZU there?-HE LOST!-aww sad-no happy things for Phil I guess-

Opp what happened?-ah the server lagged-?-cactus lag?

Aww chat yu are loved-Chat pls this is his son- busy old man

Bad cactus-ohhh go down- THERE are NO SUCH THINGS AS TO MANY VENUS PHIL

Ohh deep-cave creeper? Oh he chonks-trash cave

Persimmon! I never has persimmons

Dapper the handyman!- ohhh Life guards POG-omg chat u okay?-wat is going on with the mobs-oh go where is the god apple?-omg the seagull-oh that fuker-omg they eat it-fuk the seagull

Ohh Chayanne bday??-aww- yeah show them some message

Does bull have different milk??-MONKEYS!!-infernal evil Pumpkin??-uhhh?okay?

ACASIAAA-caht don’t farm the monkey-well maybe for Tallulah-bet if Tallulah ask he will says yes-awww

Phil’s parenting 101- I do not get the reference-wat??-huh??? Wat?? How?

Ohh full diamond armour guy- dadza pls-CURSE WATER-oooh the BLIMP-uppies-not many good loot-well done-

CAPPYBARAS-wait we can't trust them-yeah from the wedding-phill you can't demand the wildlife to do work for you

Resct earn -boat time-ROAR TRIP YEAHHH-okay these guys are fun

Pretty baome-you use to be cool Capibaras shame on you-cappy on a bike-lol- ohhh good loot-oh god it head-dodododdod

YEAH FUK HIM UP-good god they are powerful-lol snot-yeah bring them more often-nooo not the FLOATING TREE

Lol-get in LOSERS- is the place dangerous?-omg there op

Omg DAD you cant just Irish left your way out of the fight- that is rude

Hi Fit

Classic Chayanne-cappy here?-NOOOO TALLULAH STAY ASLEEP

YAY for BS missions-YAY CHAYANNE SHRINE

Binary bastar the creep­-glad yu having fun chayanne- yeah Tallulah the poor dear is terrified-yeah cook your way out of trauma kiddo

RAMON-yeah touch grass

YEAHH FTC-fried the cat fish-omg- they are magic cappibaras ramon-Chayanne get down

Safety first-MONEY-omg 100 Yippe-

Are they all gone?-opp there they are-FTC

Thetictacs- new acent unlocked!- yeah cooked the Catfish!

Omg cappis nooo

Phill youcant exploit the wild life like that

The big mountain wall-yupyup tottaly legit-okay ramon is just flexing

Just because ramon just because

Ramon, he is an Anarchist

Tall mountain time-ughhh-FLOWER DUNGON-YEAHHH

FLYING CAPPI

Where are we going?-ah to the mountain-OHH a Toucan! :D-a bamboo creeper?

Wait????-is that Rigby??waitt-OH NOO RIGHBY- RAMOON NOOO-You have its TALE PHILL NOOOO

RIP

PHIL NOOOO- you don’t give ur child a dead corpse of its pet

Welp adventure must go on

The MOUNTAIN-Cappis that is cheating-YEAH TO THE TOP-dance party

Welp to the caves-so good at the video game-gator roll- how do u know??-

YEAH CHILD LABOUR-opp water cave-AHH GLOWY BOY-ohhh big cave

INFECTED DIAMOND ORE??- omg-KIDS- an absolute UNIT

CUBE SHEEP-ohh statues-RAMON DONT DIG DOWNN- RAMON NO-

YEAH, BED ROCK-YEAH MISSION DONE-PARTY-

oh hey the cat live

ugh the bulls- welcome to the FAVELAAS- this one bull against 6- bull hunting time- omg the bulls are riding the guardians-OMG THE BULLS

RAMON NO-PHILNOOO- the oldest shit house

Ohh the day care!!-awwww it looks so cute-oh fit was a teacher??-omg NO

SPINNNN-yu spin me right round baby-BELLS

BAGHERA ANTOINE HELLO

Ahh its Dapper and BBH-opp chayanne gone? Oh he’s in the basket

Yeah the attack yesterday are fuqed-Wait they taking picture of the parents too?

Yeah the Fed lied – a reminder huh?- OHH COLORFUL TOUCAN-

Yeah they just hang- funny noises- okk lets go out- lol- Antoine wat???

Scary Story!- HAM BURGULUAR- Trauma Dump

RIGBY 2.0 LETS GO

Scary retaile story

OMG- Tax Fraud???? PHIL?-lol Drugs- yeah stay an Egg Chayanne- the government IOU

Chayanne stop using others sign

Ah yess glad I still haven’t got any tax

Ah karen-oMG??-u fuqed him?- fukin Bastard- good lord Phil

A Karen Diner??-YEAH CHAYANNE KITCHEN!-FREE FOOD LETS GOO

WHOO STAY LIVING

BYEE CHAYANNE- oh wait uhhh -LOL

PHIL ONCE AGAIN AVOIDS ALL THE RP

WHOO BYE PHILLLL

[writers-worst-nightmare]

Kittens (Keith x reader)

Song you are singing

Warning(s): A TON OF CUSSING, reckless driving, got lazy at the end, Keith loosing one of his lives

THIS IS A REAL LIFE AU WHERE THERE IS NO SPACE OR ANYTHING AND THEY ARE ON EARTH

Fandom: Voltron

Word Count: 1,510

Pairing(s): Keith x reader

Genera: chaotic fluff

A/N: this is basically a Voltron version of “no braincells“ but I added a twist to make things more interesting

Request are always open!

Keith stared at the tiny kittens surrounding him, he froze in place and looked up to you as a plea of help witch was rudely declines when you started snickering before bursting out into laughter. Soon the whole crew joined in on laughing at Keith with a bunch of kittens. Pidge was snapping pictures and uploading it to their Instagram, Lance was recording a tiktok, Shiro was trying to get the cats off of Keith, Hunk was laughing, and you where adding more cats to the pile on his lap. “Y/N DON’T ENCOURAGE THEM!” Shiro scolded. You rolled your eyes before grabbing a small black and white kitten and placing it on Keith’s lap. The crew had decided to meet up after band practice and stay at your house. Little did they all know that you fostered animals, you had a couple of dogs and Birds but you mainly fostered cats cause they look so fucking cute.

“But it fuuunnnn!” You wine, only making Hunk laugh even harder until he was literally on the ground laughing so hard.

“They are kind of cute…” Keith muttered as he stared at the cats and back at you and then back at the cats.

“Why don’t Keith and I go to get some cat stuff at the mall, you three can make yourselves at home by the way!” You called as you dragged Keith into your car and hopped in the drivers side.

“Oh no…” Keith muttered as he stared wide eyed at you starting the car.

“What?”

”Please don’t tell me—“

”Oh, yeah I am driving!”

“LET ME OUT OF HERE!!!!”

You locked the car doors and started to drive on there highway. Keith relaxed a bit as he thought that you where going to be normal

Big mistake

As soon as you saw all the muscles sink into the car seat you smirked and pulled up a radio station. Since Keith hasn’t been with you in the car before (for a good reason since everyone that has let you drive a car was gotten sick) he didn’t know that you LOVES music. Probably even more then you loved anime (which was saying something).

The fuck? Hold on Bitches got beef but don't wanna fight me Quit all that barkin', ho, bite me Bitch Hold on

”What the fuck is this?” Keith asked as he started to lean forward before the song started and you higher Ed the volume all the way up

Bitch, you fat, need a tummy tuck (Yep) You dropping diss songs, man, bitch, get your money up (For sure, then)

”It is called ‘go best friend’ and it is awesome” You answered as you rolled down your window and started singing along to the beat of the song and speeding slightly.

If you 'bout it, then run it up Used to be cool with this bitch, but she mad that I'm coming up

Keith hesitated softly before pulling up the lyrics on his phone and starting to sing along slowly. Afraid of what would happen next. You turned right and got on the off-road. Keith stiffened as he has heard one to many times what happens when you go off road and onto the dirt paths that you have most likely made yourself.

You a thot, you gon' suck it up I got a white bitch in the club, wanna pump it up (Woo, woo)

You started speeding even faster the before and Keith was prepared for the worst. Looking for a pencil and a piece of paper before settling on a anime journal that you had and a pen

Fuck a speech, I'ma sum it up $hy on the track and you already know she gonna fuck it up (Ayy, yeah) Bitch need to worry 'bout a bag I'm rocking these shows, and that's why she mad (Aha)

”I am going to give Lance my fuck you energy, Shiro my Hot Topic shirts, Pidge my suicidal thought, Hunk my fuck boy energy, and y/n my outmost hatred.” Keith started to say as he wrote out his will.

“Oh come on I am not that bad of a driver!” You pouted, looking away from the road and staring at Keith. Keith widened his eyes and grabbed the steering wheel so he could drive.

After this diss, you goin' out sad Bitch, you not bougie, you don't got no class (Bitch) Turnt in the booth and I'm piped off that gas Spin on yo' block, then we hitting the dash (Shoot, shoot)

”The last time you said that Pidge ended up in a flicking tree!” Keith argued, holding back the urge to choke you out, you rolled your eyes and elbowed the emo boy out of the way to take control of driving

It's still love for you, though But, bitch, I'm 'bout to get on your ass (Haha)

You started screaming the lyrics and Keith’s heart seemed to be going backwards as he grabbed his phone and gripped it tightly in his hands before button the record button.

$hy gotta potty mouth You wanna talk shit? Bitch, let's talk 'bout your body count You stink, throw your body out Tryna hang wit' the kid, I'm the life of the party now (Yeah)

He stopped the video and sent it to the “why do we still exist?” Group chat that consist of the gang

-character development Sasuke sent a video-

Non-binary owl: WORK IT Y/N YEAAAH

Sapnap but better: oh no…

Panda dude from beastars: have you written your will yet?

-character development Sasuke sent a picture-

Character development Sasuke: already got it written out

Won’t shut up about how bisexual this man is: I GET FUCK YOU ENERGY?!

Sapnap but better: I GET FUCK BOY ENERGY

Non-binary owl: can we all collectively agree to play/sing WAP at Keith’s funeral

Your lil' sister look up to me (Yeah) Bitch, you can't rap and you really not touching me (No) Just like a virgin, lil' bitch, cannot fuck wit' me And I never been pussy, bitch, you know what's up with me (For sure, then)

Won’t shut up about how bisexual this man is: As long as I get to do the dance

Panda dude from beastars: NO ONE IS PLAYING WAP AT ANYONES FUNERAL

Panda dude from beastars: Look Keith you are going to be fine

Why this bitch wanna pop shit? We was just cool, now this bitch wanna act like a opp bitch (The fuck?)

“What happens if I go off the edge…?” You wonder out loud, Keith looks up at you with a panicked expression.

Oh, she mad she can't stop shit Said that my breath stink 'cause I'm spittin' that hot shit (Hot, hot)

“NO Y/N DON’T GO OFF THE EDGE! THIS IS NOT FUCKING MINECRAFT!!” Keith lectured as he tried to roll down the window but silently cried to himself as he realized that you had child’s lock on.

Quit all that barkin', lil' bitch, and come bite me Bitches got beef, but they don't wanna fight me (Wait, wait)

You ignored Keith and smiled up yourself as you almost ran over some ducks

Turnt to my music, but swear they don't like me You got my number, ho, FaceTime, Skype me These hoes wanna be me I'm on your radio, soon I'ma be on your TV John Cena, bitches can't see me (Nope) I'm goin' up, and it's hella fans wanna meet me (Hey, haha)

“WHY DID YOU ALMOST RUN OVER DUCKS?!” Keith screamed as he plastered himself against the window.

Bitches don't get me Bitch, why you hatin? You could've been goin up with me (For sure, then) Spear on the bitch like she Britney You could dissed any bitch, but instead, you gon' pick me (Okay, the fuck?)

You did a wide turn and Keith practically flew in the air, he got up off the floor and cursing the seatbelt for failing to protect him against your ruthless grasp.

Make a bitch wanna hit me (Ayy, ayy) Bitches be cap on my name, the shoe did not fit me (No, it didn't) Show these bitches no pity (Yeah) These bitches wanna be friends, admit it, you miss me (Go)

Keith peered over the dashboard thanks to him now being on the floor and distantly saw the mall “YESSS WE ARE ALMOST THERE!!!!” Keith exclaimed as he got exited ready to leave this hell hole that mortals calls a car

Wrap up the beat like a doobie I don't give a fuck 'bout opinions, you know I'ma do me (Hey, hold on) Bitch, you a gnat, you a groupie Told that lil' bitch it's some snacks, and we pulled up with Scoobies

you lowered the volume to one as you pulled up in the parking lot and slowed down the car before parking somewhere close to the mall. You didn’t even look bothered to the fact of your reckless driving while Keith was looking like a whole tumbleweed fell over and hit him in the rib cage.

[xxxrubytuesdayxxx]

If you tell Taehyung you’re in love with Jeongguk...

Word Count: 2,090

Disclaimer: This is part (55) of a Choose Your Own Ending!

Start here:

“Well...I mean...I don’t...I’m not sure how he feels,” you mumble, self-consciously. “But I’m…” You clear your throat nervously. “I’m in love with him,” you finish in a helpless whisper. 

“Oh. Okay,” Tae mutters. “Sorry I...you know...” he adds, blushing. He stands to leave, bowing his head slightly in deference.

“It’s okay!” you tell him quickly, reaching instinctively to take his hand. He gives you a small, sad smile, squeezes your hand gently and sighs deeply. “I’m sorry,” you plead. He shakes his head and gently releases your hand.

“Can we just forget it happened?” he asks you softly. You nod quickly, sending him another smile and patting the couch next to you.

“Of course! Let’s finish watching this,” you suggest. “I was enjoying your company. I always enjoy your company Tae-ssi,” you tell him, as desperate as he is to return things to ‘normal’. He smiles gratefully and sits back down, looking more relaxed than you’ve seen him in ages. Your mind flashes back to the last time you had to tell someone you had feelings for them and it was unrequited. Your warm feelings towards Tae grow and you squeeze his arm companionably. He gives you one of his boxy smiles and passes you the popcorn.

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“Billiards?” you repeat, confused. Jimin is enthusiastically explaining the concept for their next teaser.

“I’m good at billiards,” he huffs. 

“I’m sure you are,” you reassure him hastily. “But...why?” you interrupt yourself, sure you won’t get a sensible answer, even if you ask the question.

“Why what?” he repeats, narrowing his eyes suspiciously. You fumble for a plausible question.

“Why the retro clothes?” you try.

“Oh!” Jimin obviously buys your slight tweak of question.

“It’s for the Dynamite concept,” he grins. You nod in understanding and gesture to him to go ahead of you into the repurposed gaming hall. None of that explains why he’s wearing an ajumma-style floral headscarf but okay. All of this means you’re thoroughly unprepared for Jeongguk in dangerous black with a hint of animal print at his collar and a black-and-silver belt cinching his immaculate waist. And from the look he gives you he knows how good he looks as well. 

“We’re playing billiards,” he tells you excitedly.

“Uh yeah...Jimin...told me…” you stammer, trying to keep your voice level. Jeongguk preens at your obvious infatuation with him.

“He used to play at school. He was in a club and everything,” he updates you on Jimin’s billiards qualifications. You rearrange your expression to look suitably impressed. This seems to make Jeongguk agitated.

“I’m going to beat him though,” he brags, sulky.

“Oh really?” you tease, back on safe ground now that he’s in his usual competitive mode and you can rib him a little. He nods, tossing his hair just a little and pats habitually at his cheek with the back of his hand.

“Yup,” he confirms, twirling his pool cue confidently.

“Are you taking bets?” you needle him. He pouts at you in aegyo. You roll your eyes and tell him you’ll bet on Jimin if he doesn’t name his price. His eyes widen in genuine shock. He darts a glance at the rest of Bangtan, milling around the hall and watching the camera crew set up. You follow his eyeline, so you don’t notice him lean into you until you smell his cologne and turn your head, bringing you almost kissing distance to his lips. He smiles kittenishly. 

“If I win, will you come on a date with me?” he purrs in your ear.

“Wha...what if Jimin wins?” you stammer, completely taken by surprise. His eyes narrow as if the proposition is offensive.

“You can take me on a date to cheer me up,” he mutters sullenly. You swallow hard, trying to read the look in his eyes.

“So let me get this straight...If you win, you’ll take me on a date?” he nods, eyes lighting up again at the question. “And if you lose, I take you on a date?” Another nod. “So what you’re trying to tell me...as I understand it…is that you want to go on a date with me?” 

“Yes,” he breathes, barely above a whisper.

“Okay,” you agree, not daring to move any closer to him or even touch his hand despite the fact that his eyes are devouring you and your skin is tingling irresistibly under his heated gaze.

Turns out the game is more of a photo opp so there isn’t really a winner, but there is a general consensus that everyone is impressed with Jimin’s playing and that Jeongguk, as always, picks it up very quickly. The others drift off once the shoot is over, awaiting permission to leave. You sidle over to a rather glum Jeongguk, leaning against the abandoned billiards table.

“I guess nobody won,” you observe. He grunts in acknowledgement of your statement, pouting moodily at the floor. “So I guess we’ll have to put a raincheck on that date,” you tease him, slipping your hand under his resting one to brush his palm with your fingers. He gives you a dazed look that swiftly turns to a shy smile. 

One of the staff members and the van driver come inside to let the boys know they’re free to leave and the van will be embarking in ten minutes, if anyone wants a lift back to the dormitory apartment. Jeongguk looks at you questioningly, but you just shake your head discreetly and glance meaningfully at the billiards table.

“How about I play you for a date?” you suggest. “Once the others leave.” He grins and twirls the pool cue he’s still holding again with a cocky look.

“You’re on,” he accepts.

Of course he beats you soundly, not that you can even concentrate with him looking like such a snack. You just shrug your defeat, letting him hook one finger under your chin and kiss you lingeringly on the lips.

“So where are we going on this date?” you ask him, stroking the back of his head as he drops his kisses below your chin and onto your neck. He doesn’t answer, instead picking you up and placing you on the edge of the billiard table. You roll the remaining balls towards the pockets with your hands, giggling. You’re expecting him to play along, but when you glance back at him, he’s turned the look in his eyes all the way up to smoking seduction-level.

“No...Kookie, no! We can’t. Not here, jagi” you murmur unconvincingly, your legs already instinctively wrapping around him. “Someone will see us,” you make one last ditch effort to resist his charms. “Oh fuck I want you so badly though,” you exhale, pulling him down towards you to kiss him with messy abandon, as his warm hands slide your skirt teasingly up your thighs.

“Do you?” he growls, between kisses. “Want me?”

“Always. But never more than I do right now,” you confirm, before tangling your tongue with his again. He looks shy and a little confused. You edge yourself back on the billiards table, coaxing him to crawl over to you across the felt. His hands grasp your hips, as he trails kisses from your waist up towards your breasts, pushing your top up and out of his way. You gasp as he brings his hands up to cup your breasts, transferring his searing kisses to the half-moons of exposed flesh above your bra.

Quickly yanking your knickers down to your knees so that you can kick them off, you reach for his belt and fumble with the buckle, dropping it onto the table and feverishly unbuttoning his animal-print shirt so that you can get your hands on his immaculate chest and sexy abs. His hips are already thrusting in anticipation and you raise yours from the surface, to grind yourself against him, eliciting a whimper from his parted lips against your skin. 

“Bbali, bbali, we’re going to get in so much trouble if we get caught!” you plead with him urgently. He doesn’t answer, but just kisses you messily, shimmies his pants down his thighs, grabs your legs to spread them to his satisfaction, and then slides himself into you with a satisfied groan. Returning his lips to your neck, he sprinkles passionate kisses over every part of your bare skin that he can expose and reach as his thrusts get wilder and more urgent.

“Oh God, Jeongguk-ah! Are you close,” you beg him, your lips trying to memorise every inch of him as your hips dance to keep up with his.

“Un-huh, wa-yo,” he pants out, biting his bottom lip hard, You watch the orgasm wash over his face just prior to the sticky warmth that fills you up. But he keeps going, even though his thighs and arms are trembling, until he feels you tighten and contract around him and collapses on your chest. You stroke his slightly-damp hair away from his forehead, as the remnants of your own orgasm rampage through your body. 

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You’re just assuming that’s his “date” fulfilled, so you’re a little surprised when you hear a timid knock on your bedroom door two nights later. You slide it open warily, unsure what to expect, to be confronted with an immaculately-dressed Jeongguk, tugging self-consciously at his jacket lapels and clutching a single red rose that’s nearly as perfect as his lips. His silver earrings flash in the light emanating from your room. He clears his throat, nervously and holds the rose out towards you.

“Erm, I’m here to take you on that date, noona,” he tells you shyly. “I knew you had the night off because we do and I...I checked your appointment calendar so I knew you were staying in,” he mumbles, blushing. You open your mouth, unsure what to say, then close it again quickly. Then it occurs to you that the truth may be the best policy here.

“I thought you were...I mean I didn’t realise you meant a proper date,” you tell him. “Let me just put something more appropriate on.” You leave the door ajar, gesturing to him to enter, which, after a moment of hesitation, he does, seating himself gingerly on the edge of your bed. You keep your back to him as you fix your makeup and adorn yourself in jewellery.

“I honestly thought you were just after...you know...some fun...the other day,” you elaborate, swiftly finishing your winged eyeliner and spraying some perfume on.

You see him shake his head quickly in the reflection from your mirror. You turn to face him, smiling at him warmly.

“I really like you, Jeongguk-ssi,” you tell him softly. He smiles back at you, leaning forward to kiss you gently.

“I like you too, noona,” he murmurs. “Are you ready to go?”

“Almost!” you laugh. “But with all that effort you’ve gone to, it would be a shame not to dress for the occasion. How about I meet you down in the car park in ten minutes?” you suggest. He nods happily and lets himself out of your room, giving you a cute, formal bow.

You change into one of your dresses that he’s commented approvingly on before, along with a cute pair of heeled boots that you know he loves and trot down to the car park, buzzing with anticipation. Only when you get to the car Jeongguk is looking worriedly at his phone.

“Everything okay, jagi?” you check with him, your heart sinking a little. He looks up anxiously and bites his lip.

“Yeah, it’s just…” he stammers, turning the screen to face you. It’s one of the websites that regularly tracks idol movements and his name jumps out at you immediately. “BTS Jungkook’s racy night out with mystery woman!” screams the headline, complete with a press photo of him and a blurry security photo of you guys leaving the gaming room together. You grimace in sympathy. 

“Do you want to still go?” you ask, careful of his feelings. He takes a deep breath, then lets it out in a sigh.

“Yes. I want to,” he tells you, defiantly. “They’ll have something else to talk about in a week and anyway...they’re going to have to get used to me living my life one day.” He climbs into the van, drawing you in after him and slides the door across.

“Gaja!” he calls to the driver, taking your hand in his and resting his head on your shoulder with a sweet little sigh.

THE END

[stardancerluv]

All Flowers Must Bloom Even in Winter

Part 4b

Summary: Can he wait?

Warning: fluff, fingering

For @theblackmaskclub

Rolling over you awoke with a start, you had not even felt tired. Looking, over you saw that the sun was setting. Stretching, you got up and went over to window. Looking out, you saw that the snow had picked up again, it was swirling and blowing around.

Brushing out your hair, you twisted and twined it. You slipped on a dress with pale pink and lavender shades. This snowstorm despite delivering some happiness your way was so dismal. At least you could lighten the mood with your dress.

Feeling, pretty you twirled. Eyeing the small box on your dresser you opened it. You spied the cameo your mother gave you.

If only mother could see you now, it gave a moment of pause. She would have been terribly upset about the engagement. Though, knowing you had been strong and made a life in the west, would have been proud. Now as for John she wasn’t completely sure. Though since he was certainly was handsome and very well dressed, that may sway her.

“Why, the sad smile?”

You jumped, at the deep timber of his voice. Turning, you heart ached hard. It was the memories you told yourself. “John.” He stepped towards you, you soaked him in. He looked incredibly handsome, clad in a gray suit and black scarf.

“Y/N,” He cupped your chin and drew it up. “Your eyes are sad too, it was not that cook was it?” His mouth took a grim line.

“No, I was missing my mother.”

“Oh, that will do it. I am sure your good nature came from her.”

You smiled, “I’d like to think so.” You closed your eyes, as you felt the soft leather of his gloves graze your throat. He traced the strip of velvet. You inhaled deeply, his touch made you crave more. You could barely think.

“Did she give you this?”

You opened eyes, “She did, right before I came out here.”

“It makes your throat even more alluring.” He smoothed his mustache. “Y/N?”

“Yes.”

“I came here because I wanted to escort you to dinner.”

“Wanted?”

You felt as if someone sliced at your heart.

“Your cameo, makes me want to devour you. A part of me is inclined to enjoy some of your company before we partake of dinner.”

“Oh!” You had not expected him to say that. Your brow furrowed.

“What is on your mind blossom?”

“Well, you said we shouldn’t make a huge spectacle of us being together. If you escort me to dunner wouldn’t that spark conversations?”

He smiled. “I am growing fond of how sharp you are my flower.” He ran his fingers through his hair. “I am simple gentleman that crossed your path on the stairs. The only logical thing to do is to offer escort after the news that has spread around the town.”

Your heart squeezed, “What news?” You felt yourself tremble.

“One of my men was found murdered.”

“What?” You brought a hand to your lips.

He nodded. “We don’t know what happened.”

“That is horrible.” You wrapped your arms around him. “John?”

“What?”

“Cinnamon?”

He smiled. “You can tell?”

“Yes. You went on your toes. “Oh, you smell really nice. It didn’t sting?”

“Like you said yourself, I am rough yet smooth.” The smile that spread across his dace was filled with mirth.

“Alright.” Once again, you couldn’t resist sniffing at him though this time, you placed a kiss on his throat, above his scarf. A deep sound came from him. “You shaved too?”

He cleared his throat then. “Thought might as well.” He smirked. “If you do that again and well, I can’t be responsible for what might happen.”

“Oh!” You went up, and slowly dragged your lips across his throat which ended in a kiss. A deeper richer sound came from him. Rocking back on your feet, you looked at him. “Opps.”

“I warned you.” Easily he picked you up, he slung you over his shoulder you desperately held onto him. He swung you around with you so he could lock the door. In a few steps he reached your bed. He tossed you gently on it, the springs creaked as you landed . He shed his jacket and vest. “Take off your boots.” His voice was firm but his smile was warm.

As you did what he asked, you watched as he pulled off his own.

“I thought about you while I took my bath.” He said once he was hanging over your.

“Oh?”

“I wish you could have washed my back...” He kissed you. Eagerly, you wrapped your arms around him. Kissing him, deeper.

Breathless, you broke the kiss. “John, I would have kissed at your back if I had been there.”

“I would have liked that.” Kissing you again, he came to rest beside you. His hand drifted under the soft fabric of your dress. “I need to feel more of you.”

Moaning, against his lips, arching. Tugging, and pulling at you blanket under the two of you was all you could do as you felt his hand. Desperation, filling you reached down and pulled up your dress.

*****

A chuckle escaped his lips. “Do you want to feel me little blossom?”

“Please?”

He had been getting hard as he kissed you, but was going to try something new, different for him.

Settling between your legs, he enjoyed the sight of your legs opening for him. Open them a little further

“Do you feel that achy sensation, little flower?”

He tilted his head to one side, reached so, he let his hand slide under your underwear.

“Yes.” You gasped.

Even those his gloves you could feel how wet you had become.

He began rubbing at you. “So excited for me.” He drank in the sharp moan you made when he rubbed at your bud. He bent down, till he was inches from you. “I need you to come undone for me fast little flower.”

Rubbing faster, he loved watching as you just writhed and whimpered. Allowing himself a moment, he kissed above the velvet of the cameo.

Damn, he sat back and just rubbed you. “Come on little flower or I will stop.” He urged.

Teasing you felt good. As slipped in two fingers and moved them just so, he felt you clench around him. A moan that was his name, poured from your lips as you melted back into your bed.

He gently, wiped his gloved hand and then eased your dress back down your legs.

“Ready for dinner?” He smiled hanging over you seeing the initial fog of pleasure clearing in your eyes.

“Yes.” You panting trying to gather your breath. His thud harder as he suddenly felt your delicate hand rest on him. Your touch went right through his slacks. “But what about you.”

Looking between, god if didn’t relish the sight of your hand over growing hard on. He put a hand over yours. “So you feel what you do to me?” He tried to keep his voice steady.

“Yes.” You raised yourself up onto an elbow.

“Think about that while we’re down there.”

“What do you mean?”

He withdrew your hand and put it on his thigh.

“I want you to know I am hard with wanting but I am, we are waiting for a good moment.”

“But John...”

He put a finger to your lips. “We will talk, we will drink and we will enjoy the stew and bread you made.”

He stood up, slipping on his boots and coat on. He helped you to your feet once you had your own boots on.

“When the time is right” He continued. “We will come up here and then perhaps then I will let you have your way with me.”

He adjusted his scarf, then offered his arm. “Ready?”

Hope you enjoy, @shantellorraine

[m1ckeyb3rry]

YESS IKR k would’ve lost it lowk it they just slapped nagi and Reo on there (i mean not really ig since it would’ve been expected but having tabieita on there is such a pleasant surprise) or dare i say aiku and shidou (that actually would’ve been kinda like an opp cover it’s only know that aikus grown on us but imagine…)

o777 my turn to embody our homeboy Justin Bieber LMAOO “just working hard so I can please you” and there’s no way I’m not proofreading it this time or at least slapping it into some form of spellcheck

YESS we have the dumbass interaction in canon LMAO imagine he wants to keep as much of the stone jntact too so it’s like a big ass stone in the middle and it borderline blocks his vision HAHAHA also nagi breaking the fourth wall and everyone just being like wtf huh

DOUBLE BATTLE otoya and zantetsu beating Reo and Karasu makes it a thousand times funnier I bet they’re like “wdym we just lost to dumb and dumber?????” They’d fr tweak I just know it otoya and zantetsu probably won’t ever let them love it down

Problematic cousins is so funny because it’s so accurate otoya is fr losing it too wait imagine in the double battle when zantetsu throws out his giant dumbass abomasnow with its mega stone and otoya just gawks at it like “it’s WHITE AND GREEN TOO??? AND ITS GIANT AND CAN MEGA???” Like that’s his last straw atp LMAOAOA

Crying I originally didn’t wanna force chigiri into the Stephanie role but the hair is too fitting LMAOOOO

Also perfect LMAO yes that’s the one you already replied to so all good!!!

Your fics are just too powerful not them also converting YOU is it aikus time to shine….i fear I’ll never get over the stubble unfortunately…..

- Karasu anon

i wouldn’t have minded as much if it was nagi and reo because i like them but imagine it was like isagi and bachira or smth…OPP COVER RIGHT THERE aiku isn’t that bad because he’s like a miraverse staple now but if it was all characters i don’t care about i would’ve been so sad (not that bachira is really on the same level as the core four opps i just don’t have strong opinions about him like he’s there he’s cool i liked him a lot in the beginning of season 1 back when i was a kunigami stan [before nagi’s introduction obviously] but ig i don’t really have much investment in him rn so it’s like whatever)

LMAOAOAO it’s like a contagious effect…spend enough time on this blog and you too can embody justin bieber!! he gets to us all eventually…PLS zantetsu unable to see he makes his abomasnow guide him places because he’s literally blind due to the keystone and yukimiya’s like “my culture is not your costume” HAHA ngl nagi breaking the fourth wall is so him like of all the characters he and otoya are the most likely to do it…him because he just has that kind of random vibe and otoya because idk it’s otoya??? he’s completing side quests the ENTIRE story might as well break the fourth wall while he’s at it

oh no 100% reo and karasu lose it idk if you know that one panel of reo crashing out in epinagi (at zantetsu) that’s literally them after losing to otoya and zantetsu…literally go tattling to reader and nagi SKDJFHSD as if they’re preschoolers or smth who need their parents to solve their problems 😭 no shame in their game either they proudly come back with reader and nagi (reluctantly) in tow like “try beating THEM” otoya wants to give up but zantetsu’s like hold on let us cook here!! and then reader throws out gyarados and that alone is enough but then nagi picks arcanine and they are well and truly cooked 🙂‍↕️ but the good news is they can make even more fun of reo and karasu for needing little baby reader (otoya) and lazy dumbass nagi (zantetsu) to solve their problems for them

HELP OKAY WAIT lowkey abomasnow does fit the otoya vibes super well (so does farfetch’d i almost gave him one but then i was like nah that’s too obvious) he definitely is so sad when he realizes…hold on maybe as like reparations not only is his sylveon a badass but i’ll let him mega evolve his ampharos (i always forget ampharos has a mega it’s lowkey cool asf too i think that would def make otoya feel better about himself) 😭 this does cause a d1 crash out from karasu because not only is it an electric but it’s a MEGA EVOLVED electric type LKSDJFHSD the way every single member of reader & co has an electric type too despite how few electric types there are HAHAHA karasu is surrounded by opps on all sides someone free that man 🙏🏻 let him join mc trio and put chigiri on reader & co fr 😩

no the hair for stephanie/chigiri is TOO GOOD lazytown is just bllk boruto fr /j and YAYY okay that’s what i thought!! i don’t blame you for questioning it LKSJDHFS tumblr has been an opp for me recently so if i haven’t responded in a while don’t take it personally it’s probably just that i didn’t even know you sent an ask LMAOAO i will try to be better about manually checking my inbox from now on!!

the stubble is the only thing holding me back AHHHH he looks so good in the panels without it too!! I NEED BAROU AND ARYU (and probably niko just because niko’s always involved somehow) TO INTRODUCE THAT MAN TO A RAZOR OR SMTH STAT!!!!!!! he’ll get his own miraverse moment if he just leaves the stubble behind 🤩 i’m not fully converted yet though like lowkey he’s still in the bestie zone for me just because of oaeu like he’s so hilarious i need him to be my hilarious slightly problematic sidekick rn yk?? who i can platonically coparent niko with

SPEAKING OF CONVERSIONS idk why but i saw this tik tok meme thing of rin and something about the way the artist drew him lowkey has me reconsidering his opp status…NAH JK if i convert to itoshism it has to be for sae considering that’s like my brand now it’s just this one video where he’s lowkey giving fine asf but like that’s also just the power of fan art it can make you simp for anyone!! trust i’m locked in with nagi karasu and barou for season 2 (with a top three like that you know my ass is winning the ENTIRE season)

side note but in the meantime i (kind of) drew out what i think tullia’s hair would look like in pursuit!! i was inspired because of our hairstyle convos actually LMAOAOAO anyways it’s featuring a quote from our eloquent and philosophical king eita otoya 💖 it brought me to tears because of how beautiful the line was i think my writing peaked there

and speaking of writing i’ve also been busy at work for one of my 1k event requests!! hehe i will keep it a secret which one it is so you can be surprised with everyone else…i tell you everything so i don’t want you to be bored when you’re ACTUALLY reading HAHAHAH i’ll let the suspense build this time (i’m hoping to be done with it by this weekend but who knows LMAO we’ll see how long it takes and how long it ends up being…it could really go either way so i’m not even bothering with a projected word count this time DKSLJF)