#oh now its Herobrine

[galaxythedragonshifter]

Now I'm getting hyperfixated on Wings of Fire WHY DO ALL MY FANDOMS KEEP ROTATING!?

[betweenlands]

i think someone needs to lock squiddo and forgelabs in a room to see what kind of entirely new backstabbing gremlin behavior heretofore unthinkable by mankind might pupate out of the resulting scheme

[sillygh0st]

I vodwatched Cellbit first qsmp vod and wrote down MANY moments that I barely see people talking about o/

Felps crashing the ship bc he trought that It was like using a bike is well know on the comunity, but the ship was also haunted btw

Mike first interaction with richas was him joking about sitting on Richas to hatch him??? My headcanon about qmike being a creeper hybrid with pink feathers was born after this lol

Roier giving diamonds to Cellbit :')

“There's always a fool and a scoundrel leaving the house, you're the scoundrel" (Tem sempre um otário e um malandro saindo de casa, você é o malandro) Cellbit to Richas

Richas taking time to write and writing that she would like to live with her parents :')

Cellbit asked richas who were his parents and Richas responded “vocês” (pac mike Cellbit e felps) <3

Cellbit saying 4 papais aww

Richas saying that he will live wherever his parents want :')

They calling quackity a vagabundo 😭

Slime with Richas for 0.1 seconds and cellbit coming shouting "não não Richas!! Papais!! Papais!!” ( He didn't wanted richas to be with slime and wanted richas to be with his papais :’)

He keeps saying "our son" awwww

"Take the sword your pai gave you!" (Pega a espada que o pai te deu!)

Richas raising the "feed" sign and his 4 papais all desperate looking for food to feed him :'))

Cellbit fighting with Bobby oh no

Cellbit saying he loves Roier but not Bobby aww :’)

Cellbit e slime KISSING!!!!

"Desculpa sou meio manco" (1:49:21)

Cellbit talking photo of them together ,,

"Abrigado pela comida"

"Você só odeia os ovos pq não tem um!!"

Quackity 1% Richas father + Cellbit 24% too yayyy

“You teach spanish and we teach crimes and guns!” Cellbit to quackity talking about Richas LMAO

Quackity singing nossa nossa assim você me mata omg I forgot about this momment

SHAKE BOLOLO

“oi filho!” (Cellbit to Richas)

Everyone dying bc of a bull and a muscle zombie 😭😭

Richas model disappearing and everyone freaking out bc he turned into a tall white thing 😭😭😭 also first time that cucurucho got mentioned for the Brazilians :O (Cellbit and felps were saying his name wrong for like 20 minutes LMAO)

“seus outros papais” “papai felps”

Mac e pike 😭

Richas doing parkour and Cellbit freaking out about him taking fall damage :’)

Richas falling into a hole and Cellbit screaming “tá tudo bem!! papai tá aqui) (its okay!! papai is here) :’(((((

felps said "eu peguei 4 packs" (I got 4 packs) and clarified that wasn't about pac their friend (pegar can be "got" or even "make out", even bc pac and pack rhyme ) and Cellbit said that was the first day, and that they needed a party before??????? while felps said "Not yet" about making out with pac???? ON THEIR FIRST TWO HOURS ON THE SERVER???

Cellbit and felps wanting to teach richas how to kill and richas that he will become a murder machine awwww

Richas died :’) cellbit screaming on chat saying everything wrong was funny

Cellbit telling felps that they need to lie about what killed richas LMAO they didn't wanted the others papais to be mad at them so yeah the necromancer appeared spawned 10 skeletons said “he is watching” and vanished cellps my beloved

Now cellbid said that they need to say that the necromancer had white eyes bc they have herobrine trauma LMAO (pac e mike old series)

“WE ARE CLONES FELPS” (seeing their dead bodies) is also the first time of cellbit saying that there is something wrong on the island :)

Cellps telling tazercraft and quackity ABOUT the “necromancer” but mike don't believe anything that they said LMAO

“Cocorocho vagabundo” - pac

OHHHH FUGA CRUMPS 👀 some long time before this cellbit and richas they hide them under a chest, after (2:42:00) mike says that he saw a white figure (they were saying cucurucho) opened and put something on the chest, felps went to open It and the tnt exploded, killing him. Richas almost split out that It was her and pai Cellbit that put the tnt there, Cellbit says that he didn't put in there, Pac says “oh yeah I don't think you would do this with …. felps'', saying it on a weird and different tone, probably the CC remembering that on fuga cell killed felps 👀👀👀👀👀 FUGA CRUMPS FUGA CRUMPS

Cellbit and pac went to a cave and the iconic celltw kiss happened omg

Cellbit talked with pac about them (fuga four) creating a secret laboratory under the favela where they would do secret and paranormal experiments ohhhhhhhh (chume paranormal LMAO)

Cellbit and pac founded a very weird place that looks like a mine maid by player with MANY torches, one moment cellbit lost pac and freaked out LMAO (they keep calling the place the herobrine cave lol)

“A casa do cocorocho” (they got cucurucho name wrong)

Cellbit wants to sing a lullaby for richas :’) pac is getting Diamonds to do a armor for Richas too awww

Cellbit gave pac a pickaxe and also asked for a stick while pac said “por você cellbit eu te dou 10 paus” (“for you cellbit, i gave to you 10 paus”, pau = stick/dick) and they both laughed

Cellbit almost threw away richas slime "não vou jogar fora o primeiro presente do meu filho” (im not going to throw away my first gift of my son) :’)

THEY LEFT THE CAVE AND ENDED UP ON FIT HOUSE. PAC SAID THAT IT'S A PRETTY AND DIFFERENT HOUSE GUYS GUYS. And now they ARE on Ramon house walking around ,,,,,, guys ,,,

CELLTW AGAIN. They are returning to the favela and Pac said that the day was beautiful and Cellbit straight up said that “com você nele o dia é sempre mais bonito né pac” (With you in it, the day is always more beautiful, right?)

Cellbit and pac returned to the favela with felps Mike e Richas!!! Felps and pac (idk who else too) honked to each other???? 😭 awww also Cellbit screaming for richas and running for him :’)

MIKE PAINTING OF RICHAS :’)

Cellbit and felps screaming and calling each other Crazy for talking alone (with their chats) lol

They are going to do richas first quests!! They are going to give a bath to Richas, Cellbit accidentally hit (pinched) him oh no babie :( they finished their bath and Richas Said “obrigado pais!” While Cellbit and felps suffered from how cute it was

RICHAS ON BED WITH HER FIRST LULLABY BY HER 4 PAPAIS :((((( richas sleeping while they try to be quiet to not wake up the baby!!! They are calling him cute <3

Oh wait they are singing a demoniac lullaby to awake her? 😭😭😭😭 What's wrong with them <3 they want richas to never get caught with his guard down, “olhos sempre abertos richarlyson” ,,,

“sleep with your eyes open" *kisses sounds from all her fathers*

mike caught richas getting up (prob richas admin geting ready to leave) and they started to be like “oh no he is in that age already ,,,,” and while calling their child cucurucho and STILL kept getting cucurucho name wrong LMAO

Richas sleeping model was put into their only bed and now are incredible sad that they lost their only bed 😭😭😭

RICHAS SLIME!! his placenta haha :’) they are so happy framing It on their house aww

Cellbit dancing to the sounds of a dying skeleton? 😭

Pac e Mike logging out!!! Also Cellbit sending kisses to pac and pac too omg celltw ,,😭😭

“beijinhos!!” (little kisses) - Pac e Cellbit for each other AWWWW

Cellbit talking with felps about bbh being the “necromancer and 100% ready to throw the blame on him 😭😭

Cellbit seeing felps talking to himself on the other house and calling him crazy while felps do the same for him god cellps I love you

Bbh appeared to talk with felps and Cellbit and give to them armor, cucurucho also appeared but disappeared quickly D:

Bbh talked with them about the federation oooooooh

Bbh left and after richas woke up!! Bom dia Richarlyson!!

They are making richas cativeiro room!!

“tem cheiro de cativeiro, tem som de cativeiro, tem gosto de cativeiro, mas não é um cativeiro!” felps to richas LMAO

They are putting him to sleep now!! cellbit tried to sing a demoniac lullaby for her but felps stopped him saying that it's a too old song!! So felps singed a song with alien high pitched noises 😭😭

Moments from the vod to yall!!!! so many lgbtqsmp moments and cute ones :3333

[dailysquiddo]

Ash is in for a ride in the Alien au huh?

Im pretty curious bout all your AUs but the alien au stuck out to me for some reason, (along with the farlands au)!

Ok questions (I’m so sorry for the amount-)

Did Squiddo accidentally crash onto earth? Or did she get distracted? How did she meet ashwag? Have people seen her? How is ash dealing with this new buddie? Is Ash actively trying to hide Squiddo or get her off the planet? What was Squiddo’s original mission? How was her and ash’s childhood? How did they react to each other? Is herobrine a good father figure?

- The spades anon ♠️

don’t worry i love answering questions abt my aus!!!

squiddo was on a solo “mission” (for her its more like your first time your parents let you go on a walk alone) and she fell down to earth!! she was more or less curious and then the gravity got her :P

she crashed in the woods that are attached to ash’s backyard and now he’s essentially just got a new roommate

she likes to sneak into town but ash keeps trying to stop her, but she keeps trying, so some people have seen her. most write it off as like. a prank. It’s a pretty small town and kids will go to great lengths to get attention or a laugh

hes the embodiment of the “this is fine” meme. he does like squiddo tho its nice to have someone so cheerful around

hes trying to hide her until someone shows up to get her, since she explained that herobrine will probably come get her soon!

her original mission was go see some Stuff

ash had an unremarkable childhood, he’s since moved out and lives in a small house at the edge of his town. his parents are somewhat distant. Squiddo’s species usually raise their kids communally, they don’t have specific parents, but squiddo got lost off her native planet at a young age and herobrine took her in (as one does when a kid shows up in your ship when you’re running from the interdimensional police)

squiddo is like “Hi hello new friend :3!!!!” and ash is like huh oh huh what oh god (humans are generally left alone in the wider universe since they’re so unpredictable. squiddo doesn’t share the same unease most species have of humans)

yah herobrines trying his best. he’s a little awkward and a fair bit overprotective but he does love her and truly is trying to help. he’s pretty rough around the edges tho so this does result in him eventually showing up to ash’s house and being like. “you have 15 seconds to give me my kid back before i remove your spine” and squiddo’s like “no no NO we’re chill ok”

(he’s a sort of runaway type guy, he had to steal things as a kid to live; he’s also a pretty rare subspecies of squiddo’s species, ones that are often considered ‘cursed’; it’s actually just a genetic mutation that occurs very rarely. as such he’s kind of like a space outlaw type but like. also a tired single dad)

after herobrine finds squiddo he goes to leave with her and ash is impulsively like “dammit i’m not gonna let the first person to ever actually be a friend just. leave. You know what this calls for? sneaking with them” and then immediately regrets this like “what was i THINKING” but squiddo’s HYPED bc she was really sad about having to leave him there and herobrine is just. exhausted. now he has two kids to worry abt and one of them is a human??? one of the most mysterious species in the universe (since theyve sent out so many signals but never contacted anything it’s assumed they’re aggressive). he needs. like. a break

[hall0wedwyrm]

Minecraft Headcanons for the anniversary

Happy birthday to the biggest brainrot ive ever had.

I wanna share my own hcs for the Block People!! because I haven't escaped them in all of my conscious existance. I am required by law to also include Herobrine. Okay here you go <3

Steve is ancient. As the first mortal being, he's been around for a very long time and watched the world change countless times. They still find exploring very rewarding, as they're always finding new things.

think of the world as like... when you update the game and the unexplored chunks have the new content... its just like that.

Alex is not as old... but they are still very very old. As the second mortal being, they are not as experienced but they know a lot about the world. They're a thrill seeker, and they looove danger.

Steve still panics when they jump into danger, even though they have been together for centuries at this point.

Alex is a free spirit, but they also have their own comfort in their base and being in familiar territory

They're very much the kind of player who has the huuuuge main base with all of their mob farms and projects being close by or easily accessible, where Steve would just have their one home and expand accordingly (a room for... basically everything)

Now... Herobrine is like. THE Oldest Being. He literally made the Nether, and Mobs, which were already around when Steve first appeared.

I have this headcanon that Herobrine is the sibling of the End Poem entities? Where hes their cast out brother because he was 'messing with their perfect world' and they decided to put him in the world. He wanted there to be a challenge but they were having NONE of it

If you know Narinder from Cult of the Lamb... like that.

He got assigned as the ruler of monsters after the individual monarchs had acknowledged him as their Creator. He lives in the Nether.

He's currently working on his Overworld Mansion (i.e. Herobrine's Mansion if you remember) since his siblings presence has faded away, and hes jumping at the chance to adventure into the overworld. He's picked a spot thats nicely tucked away in a deep forest

Herobrine originally believed that Steve was made to be a mockery of his new form, but ended up getting attached to them instead.

He then met Alex and they unintentionally swept him off his feet. They were a very fresh breath of air in his life and he appreciates them greatly.

He thinks Steve is okay (Hes obsessed with them).

Yeah... i'm a Hero/Steve/Alex shipper. I'm also the enjoyer of Steve/Herobrine and Alex/Herobrine as stand alone items too... basically im very open to any variation of this ship i just love them together lmao.

Herosteve enemies to lovers

Hero is Pan, Alex is genderfluid bi and Steve is demiboy bi there you go

I love masc Alex... but i do also like Alex being buff and fem.

Although i do love they them Steve a lot too... maybe at somepoint Steve tried just they them and was like 'this is kinda cool and also i dont mind either'

The newer characters (Noor, Sunny, Ari, Zuri, Makena, Kai and Efe) have built a community spot together. They're like a smp server where they announce "hey guys I'm heading to the mines anyone wanna join?" and there ends up being a little team who heads out.

Alex and Steve are the cool mentors who visit sometimes and help out. Alex brings cool trinkets and rarer items while Steve provides extra blocks and food.

Steve's advice is shit but Alex is actually pretty good at it???

"You just gotta go find it" vs "Oh heres a detailed explanation of how to find what youre looking for"

Herobrine is the 'creature that hangs around in the shadows sometimes' and watches over them. He's not malevolent towards them, so they assume he's somekind of protective force

Ari and Sunny saw him first, and Kai n Zuri did not believe them when they told them. Efe though it was cool though, but Makena didn't leave their safe area for like a week until Noor reasoned with her and said it was probably nothing.

okay yeah im doing part 2 for this with world building headcanons and for the other guys because i made basic ideas for my interpretations of them but this is kinda long already

[corvid-gae]

I believe i can make a better Minecraft movie than the garbage that is being produced rn. This isn't even "oh i'm totally a better writer than these professionals" this is because they seem to be ignoring the 'themes' of Minecraft in favor of corporate sanitation, and I can do better than a corporation.

So where to start? Well, by analyzing the 'themes' of Minecraft I mentioned. And what are those? Well, 3 major things imo.

Number 1; Creativity; Minecraft itself is a sandbox game, naturally one of the major themes it carries is creativity. You can create anything you want, the worlds your oyster in Minecraft.

Number 2; Community; While Minecraft can be a single-player game, the whole of the game has become about a community of people. SMPs, Minigame servers, even outside the game Minecraft is about community. As much as people may not like the mob vote, we come together as a community to decide things that we want to come to the game!

Number 3; Love; Now you might look at me weird for this one, but Minecraft is full of love. Love by Minecraft content creators who LOVE the game for all its worth, mod makers who love to create new content for the game, even the Minecraft End Poem. "And the universe said I love you, because you are love-" the game is full of love.

Now are these things the end all be all of 'themes' in Minecraft? No, of course not. It's a sandbox game which means themes can be all over the place, but these are the themes I personally would use in a Minecraft movie since without these themes a movie would fall flat. And if we're all honest with ourselves, just from that newest trailer the Minecraft Movie has NONE of these.

There's no creativity (just another jumanji isekai ripoff) no community (aka no one in the community seems to be liking it) and no love (it's a corporate cash-grab through and through)

But how would i fix that? Well, I have a few ideas.

First and foremost; who are the protagonists and antagonists? Well OBVIOUSLY Steve and Alex are our protagonists. Steve has lost his memories and must find out what happened to them, and Alex? Well she is related to his missing memories (also NO, no romance between them. No "oh she's a STRONG FEMALE CHARACTER" in the Hollywood way) And the antagonists? Well, one would first assume Herobrine- but i think that's too easy. What about the Piglins like the actual live action? Also no. So who the hell is the antagonist? Well that depends, an antagonist would be in opposition to all of the themes that I listed- Creativity, Community, and Love. What in Minecraft fits this? A destructive force that acts alone and out of hate (or at least some kind of hate.)

The Wither.

But hasn't Minecraft Story Mode used the Wither for its story? Yes, yes they did. But why fix whats not broken? The Wither is a GREAT antagonist if the themes of Minecraft are as I listed above. Not to mention you can do a LOT with the Wither. It doesn't just have to be a large monster, it can be many things. For this movie the Wither is akin to a blight spreading across the land, killing anything in its path, reducing it to a greyed out violent form of its past self.

Next; What would the general plot be? Well, the general idea is that Steve wakes up without his memories. All he has is a journal with his name on it and a few entries (how to craft, certain creatures and what they drop, etc. The basics of Minecraft) but there's also a map that leads him to a village, which is when the plot truly kicks off when he defends the villagers from some Pillagers (Villagers who have been affected by the Wither blight.) The story follows Steve as he finds Alex (who is related to his unknown history. She admits she also has very little memory. All she knows is that she knows HIM and they need to stick together) and then they travel to find what caused the Wither blight; what happened to their memories; and how the hell are they going to stop the blight/get their memories back. The climatic point of the story reveals that THEY are the reason the Wither blight is spreading, both had accidentally unleashed it while exploring a Stronghold that held the Wither, which also explains their lost memories (somehow, i don't have the specifics its OKAY- this is a concept for a reason)

At the climax itself Steve is dying. There's a reference to the End Poem, he comes back to life (because obviously it's Minecraft. You revive) and him & Alex manage to stop the Wither blight as well as reverse it, obviously saving the day.

Now there's a lot of holes in the idea, but as I said it's a CONCEPT i'm toying around with because I do believe this basic structure would provide a much more fulfilling movie than game isekai with popular actors #12. I'd love to see people add on to this since as I said, COMMUNITY is one of the largest parts of Minecraft, and personally i love building on others ideas.

[supa101]

"Pre-Cut tree's" (minecraft creepy past )

herobrine30678 : I was waiting in a hole for you to join with the rest of us

dynomite090909 : Sorry I took so long... I was hungry and made some food But I am here now so Yeah

potatoeater604 : Don't take long on food again we we're waiting a while dude

dynomite090909 : ten minutes is not that long bro wait did you guys cut the first tree down?

SadieLovesCats : None of us went to the forest yet

dynomite090909 : well there is just oak logs laying on the ground over here

herobrine30678 : Lets just make a house

*two hours later*

dynomite090909 : ayo hero you need anymore diamonds?

herobrine30678 : nah I got full set and gear use that for yourself we all got full set besides you

SadieLovesCats : dyno your cherry tree is grown!

dynomite090909 : alr lemme grab it rq

*he goes up to get the cherry wood*

dynomite090909 : who mined the fucking wood It took forever to get the cherry tree in the right place

potatoeater604 : I was building our house still

herobrine30678 : I was with you dyno

dynomite090909 : sadie you did it then WHY DID YOU MINE MY FUCKING TREE

joined the game

dynomite090909 : what the fuck? how do you get nothing as a name??

herobrine30678 : who got a alt on the server

potatoeater604 : Nahh I won't do that

SadieLovesCats : I won't

dynomite090909 : I am not like that

He joined the game

supa joined the game

supa : hi hi everyone!

SadieLovesCats : Wait...

dynomite090909 : SUPA--

SERVER CRASHED eternal

SERVER REBOOT

SadieLovesCats joined the game

potatoeater604 joined the game

herobrine30678 joined the game

dynomite090909 : the tree's are gone.

supa : uh huh... so why am I here for that exactly?

dynomite090909 : I don't know but this is a video game

supa : But I can move like a normal person though

dynomite090909 : supa what is the shadow figure behind you...

supa : what? I think I know why it crashed

dynomite090909 : oh? explain

supa : its the people who joined. they are like herobrine or something. and what version is the minecraft server on?

dynomite090909 : 1.21?

supa : well this is kind of a glitch door Its like a entry way. So I think... we.. *ahem* you guys just delete and replace the world OH and here is this.

*he drops a weird looking netherite sword on the ground*

Dynomite090909 : Thanks

SERVER SHUT DOWN : REASON

ETERNAL CRASH VIA ITEM(S) Netherite sword, Oak log, Cherry log,

[999moreyears]

oh yeah. my fucked up and evil dreams... ... pasted from my notes app!!!!!!! long post warni g ...

stream where twitch chat became the horrors and everyone was there also grian mumbo skeppy bbh slinecicle tubbo mariana jack manifild quackity pactw ranboo nihachu philza

when tubbo brought the gi he met slimecicle and they did a riadtrip to get to the island and did a dine and dash at one poing lol. they also stole a car and also rode a train go get to the island meeting.

then twitch chat was allowed on as spectators and in creative then we all found trucks underground ao i put my name charlie :) then admins kick us all out!!

when the trucks were revealed then they had all of twitch chats stuff and then allo the grans prideflag on one and the poc lgbtqia+ flag on the other

they all build house and get acared and tubbo was a pirate with god complex who killed a famiky besideds for a girl and ahe stayed on his ship with him to begon woth and when he got to the island the girl was evil....!??? but she stayed with tubbo and hated slimecicle then at the end she used evil magic and slimecicle was a spider hybrid (many arms) and she held him up multiple feet off the ground and dropped him so he would die and respawn with no limbs. tubbo ran into his house that was all blue and she grabbed his face and killed him. the girl kinda looked like juana flippa grown up and jay ferin at the same time.

day 2

mumbo was so scared and his house was a big png of a turtle in its shell shaking . it did no protection so he got scared again. be went to a house and looked at those floating eyes from the herobrine mod idk the name and then almost got killed . then he went to grian and scared hin really bad and almoat got knocked into lava.

they stayed together for now.

bbh stied to find skeppy by jumping over lollipops that fell over lave to get to skeppy but he shut a door on him then he had to run back out ... also skeppy was a roblox avatar instead of his minecraft one

drawings of how some of it looked.. wow

[anotheronenokoneofmine]

konekocs lore but its whatever 9+year old me came up with in her tablet in gacha (1): The Four Friends (Los 4 Amigos).

PLEASE DONT TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY I WROTE MOST OF THIS WHEN I WAS A TUPI KID AJKFHNLFLKAML.....

there were 2. tari and leo

there were like 50. leon 2, celeste, atir, tari, nora 2, ruby, mike 2, oliver. (ruby was from a steven universe au i had. i will tell if asked)

okay nevermind there were 4. tari osoki /17/, leon/18/, "nere"ku /17/ , and naki (atir)/17/.

tari had natural cyan hair and nere had this blonde faded to purple natural hair and leon this sky blue faded to red color hair. just letting you know (naki's was jus... black)

they were childhood friends and they spent their time together. leon and tari specially had a crush in eachother. nere and mike did so but mike wastnt part of th group so uh huh.. nere and naki shipped them a lot

they went to school together and lived in a nice hotel/apartment/whatevr and even went on vacation together. once, leon almost died in a summer vacation to the beach (drowning), so tari jumped to the water and, unknowingly, used her powers to help leon (yes she had powers... gacha kid average)

also, nere loved animals. (just realized they were ins by toca life chars..)

leon grew distant. i dont know why im just seeing gacha screensho

bcoz of a challenge he faked being in a relationship w/ nere. (holding hands...) and tari was absolutely destroyed. leon tried his best to apologize, but that day.. nere had realized that she had loved leon.

it was a sick love.

anyways theuy had a silly band together which nora 2 (background caracter) hated. they played terrible music.

they met this silly named pelotocina uwu or "Pelotoci_129" who was a roblox char that got in becauyse of tari playing with her newfound multiverse distorting powers (ok)

also they got turned into roblox characters??¿

they met this friend called maku. and nere and her changed the couple's hair colors. also mike vanished from existence. we will miss you mike 2

then leo drowned again. also yes leon's name was now leo !! yay

and they all just cried. next to the seaside. watching him fall. omg he was at the seaside. then tari got her magic to... make suddenly diving equipment appear. and she rescued leo. and they got to the surface.. in a public park pond

timeskip now theyre 20 except the boy. the boy is 21

tari got babi (how¿¿) and had a kid. kid named nori. who went to school with herobrine (im not joking what) (but he was like. steve. alfendi layton) (steve was maku's son????)

and like they had traumas from leo's 2 times dying and gettingrevived in th beach. so when they brought 5 years old nori to the beach they were scared he would fall and die too. and they went on vacation and she remembered her old friends. and she was sad all the way.

(and then oh boy. OH BOY. THESE WERE THE TIMES WHERE MY OLDER COUSIN WATCHED WANDAVISION AND I MADE THIS WHOLE ARC CALLED TARIVISION IM CRYING)(htouhg my idea was nice)

and leo fell sick. and almost dies i think. leo stop dying. i think he got THE 2020 (okay this was no longer 9 kon i acc forgot)

tari and leo got married at 25/26 and nere was so mad that she threw a temper tantrum and THREW A CHAIR AT THE GROOM <333 and rlly hurt tari's face. (petition for leo to stop dying) and then knife'd tari multiple times and stuff. and also they got hurt so bad they thought they were like 11 or so. and btw nere regretted it?? and they adopted a kid whose name was logan (paul) and was 5 (ALSO NORI WAS 8 BUT HIS PARENTS DIDNT AGE) and one day at a reunion with naki, Leo.EXE unleashed and attacked Naki! it was like leo but blakc and red details. and Nere fought back w scissors. and no one noticed but tari. but leo thought he was attacking her first (which he did) but then he went normal again and tari got mad and let him fall to the ground where he died again for sixth time and revived. and leo and nere reconciliated and.tari wwas happy but went crying because she thought what she did was stupid and went to a dark alley and there was this guy named taru who was her brother.and they hadnt seen eachother in years. and tari thought leo liked nere more but she wasnt a killer so she let it slip ?? also nere was like the fun aunt to logan. and fell in love with taru. he was a singer a famous one. and they kissed and that video of a live concert reached... 1.000.0000.000... views..?also naki fell from a balcony w a blindfold and they thought she died. and naki went to her own funeral AKDLHDJ. and taru painted his hair like nere's and stuff. i think they fought. tari blindfolded herself too and fell from the damn balconyand got ran over and so Leo.EXE appeared! Oh No! But... he Helped Tari! And Cleaned Her Wounds And Stuff! And Then He Got Medic! and then he went back to normal.. boring normal leo. and then taru came and gave her boba tea and an empanada like when they were little but Tari didnt like those memories so... tari pushed him with a rlly strong strenght and animepunched him across the room to the living roomand when her adoptive son and nere went to visit her she threw a magic chair to them. but not just tari threw it! it was Tari.EXE Who Threw the Chair at Them! but then Naki went to Stop Tari.EXE and She Was Able to Stop her Magic Kick! And Then She Held her in the air and... Became Naki. EXE!!! (oh no! the executables! im so scared.../oj) but then taru and leo ran into the room and saw them and kissed from the shock i think ???and they got rlly disgusted about it. no gays sorry

Naki.EXE! Became (tame) normal Naki... BUT... Leo.EXE Appeared!!! and He Is Not A Gay! so He Kicked Naki! And Made Naki And Tari Lesbian Kiss! But then nere got jealous of it becaus jealous. and cried. and tari was disgusted. but naki wasnt. (I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN?????> I PROJECTED MYSELF IN NAKI IN SILLY SCENES LIKE THOSE?) (acc she rlly liked that kiss omg)(first canon lesbian)(apart of my sona ofc) (OMG. IM REALIZING THINGS)

and then they did a .exe fight and we saw the boys were really weak..and also Naki took Logan as her child?? and acted like a depressed widow?? and then she went to a cave to emocry but saw that her friends lived there <//3 (also shes 28 now.. nere is 26.. and tari 27.. what happened to the ages. omg)

they also got momentarily teleported to gacha studio btw. and to the *dark dimension of taridreams* ??? and went insane and her thoughts made her head rlly hurt and stuff and she hallucinated w her friends.(i believe this is the time where tari built an alternate univerese where everything was perfect to shield hersehlf from the world???) (Wait not quite yet)

and they got teleportedf rom the sky to a rooftop and tari jumped becoz the lesbian was w her husband...???and so did leo.. an d i frogot. ALSO leo has a brother. named len. (len kagamine/OJ) and len had beautiful cooking. and leo is flora reinhold at that

wait nvm he serves good food at first and then its terirble. also len has the ability to unlesbian the lesbia

im leaving it at that for today. happy new year everyone (its still one day left...)

[roundearthsociety]

Oh oh oh Liz 6, 9, 10, Mallory 1, 7, 19

Liz, OC we've been using for an absurdly long-running Minecraft text-based RP server:

6. How did you choose your OC’s name?

Elizabeth Heva Adrasteae Virtanen OeH* is called that because it's funny. (We picked "Liz" because our legal name sounds vaguely similar, and we knew from experience that this server is very character-name-basis even out of game so we figured it'd be less annoying. We were wrong. We react to any vaguely kiki name now. The rest is in order: a reference to Mallory since they started out as similar, a reference to meeeeee :3 uwu, and a second surname that fits the like, Latin-Nordics mashup vibe we've agreed on for her country of origin.) Also the only person allowed to call her Elizabeth is her wife, who's been tormenting her with that ever since they started dating. *("Oehrda erk Herobrine". The staff's been thinking of reworking that conlang.)

9. How do they fare in cold or hot climates, and which do they prefer?

She's a huge fan of cold and snowy weather, and will often hang out / meditate by or on a frozen pond near her house. She finds it helps to calm herself down. She's been learning to tolerate the heat, though, ever since we built The Stellar Forge Of The (Aspirationally) Holy Radiant Collective. (They tried to go for Warhammer 40K but landed squarely on Tickers with redstone.) Add any little bit of humidity though and she'll have a terrible time.

10. Share a sentence of dialogue from your OC that you think represents them well.

In terms of personal philosophy and mindset: "When I say everything has an exact place in the cosmos, I don't mean letting any sort of all-powerful ██████ tell you who you must be. I mean finding who you are, and being who you are." In terms of actual stuff she actually does: [upon ramming a pocket of 4D hyperspherical space with an airship, giving everyone else SAN damage] "I was taking the scenic route! I was in control the whole time!"

---

Mallory Eve Belford (SCPverse edition): (First and middle names are a reference to Alice-and-Bob nomenclature, surname is based on a friend of mine who convinced a lolcow site that their deadname was the legal name of the villain from Hackers.)

1. Describe your OC physically- what do they look like? What notable features do they have, or what’s your favorite part of their design?

5'10, fairly lanky build, pale. Her hair, the state of which looks very washed with bar soap and compulsively brushed (because it is (Dr Bronner soap bars have "All-One!" stamped on them and she finds that funny)), is a light blonde in a way that looks like it's lost some of its natural color; other iterations of her (eg the PPC one) cut their hair for practicality, but this one has been growing it out currently to like hip height and generally ties it in a low ponytail sort of situation. Dresses like a Silicon Valley techie but has been known to find herself stuffed in a dress for Occasions™. Her most otherwise striking feature is her eyes.

They're supposed to light up but that's uh. Not working. Neither are the motors in them so that's ruined her eyesight. The only reason she's not fully blind is she's doing some subconscious type-blue bullshit to her perception, but that's very much got its limits.

7. Lots of people don’t have a favorite food when put on the spot, but what’s a food or drink that your OC would never turn down if someone offered it to them?

Iced coffee (her favorite's probably mocha), or boba (any kind with actual tea in it). She typically sees food in a fairly utilitarian way but both of those are Little Treats™.

19. How do they connect with the people around them? Love language, how they offer comfort, etc.

She's kinda bad at telling when / how she likes people, but if she likes being around you then she'll probably want to just kinda hang out fairly regularly. She's also gonna try and involve you in the things she cares about; an ideal date to her would probably be any mix of infodumping at each other, playing music together, attending whatever passes for a Maxwellist religious service (what do they even do. is it like those vrchat baptisms.), and just kinda chilling. She's also fairly touch-oriented when it comes to comfort, and will often just. Lean on people.

[mythicalmyles]

Ksndjwjej Herobrine prompt GO! (Had to retype his name 3 fucking times... Bruh)

First setting is in some sorta storage area of an Inn apparently where if you have a list you can do a lil grocery shopping back there (idk man this whole ass scenario came to me an an an its some good shit)

Alex-brine sent you to the town it was in bcs groceries. You protested quiet vehemently, the reason is popping up soon. So you go there, show them the list, and they send you back. You're looking through the grocery list thingie when hands grab your shoulders and keep you there. You obviously startle bcs, wtf, but you soon realize who has grabbed you

(Insert dialogue prompt here)

H: what the fuck are you doing back here...

You, stammering like crazy bcs jeezus this guy is still hella scary: Alex sent me here for some stuff groceries-

*and this is where Herobrine fucking slams you against the nearest wall bcs he can and your small, you fucking twink*

You, now freaking out even more: I swear that's all I'm (insert scared rambling bcs FUCKING OWWW???)

H: If you don't shut up with your incessant rambling I will tie you naked to a tree for The One Who Watches and The Man From the Fog.

You: ._.""" *ngl there are scared-y tears in your eyes rn*

H: Good.

*Insert wibbly wobbly conversation here bcs your literally backed against a wall and you probably have a sharp as hell pickaxe/axe/whatever you wanna give Herobrine up against your neck or stomach ir whatever he may as well be kinds choking you ngl*

Its revealed you came here around ehhh maybe a few months ago and did smthn to piss off Herobrine and because your an inccubus he basically took away your ability to satisfy yourself with a... Oh what are those cages called? Yeah, he BDSM'd your ass lmao

Long story short he takes you to his house, he fucks you hard and rough for a looong time bcs why not and its also revealed you kinda sold your soul to him or something so he owns you and thats kinds hot and he uh yeah.. Uhm uhuh.. Yeah.. Hardcore fucking but its just because he's a much bigger person than you and he's really really rough and he's fucking you really really hard

Its also revealed he told you to stay away or else, and after he's done with you he says as long as you come back to the village for him and him only (he owns your soul dude, what you gon do?) the cage will come off bcs that was one of your only worries bcs, you know, your an inccubus, you kinda need it all accessible

Im ngl that do be hot afff

[lilajeanbasener]

For the last two years I have been writing a story about Hermitcraft. It all started when I read that wonderful Hermitcraft story, "And The Universe Shifts" and the amazing, "Red Sun Never Sets". These stories where so incredible I wanted to see more of that universe so I was inspired to write a fic of my own, a very challenging thing considering I have Dyslexia and struggle deeply with reading/writing. But it's been an incredible journey writing this story, I have pushed myself to the limits as a writer and have gotten some amazing feedback, advice, and corrections from y'all. And just recently I started drawing fart (fan+art) for each chapter, which has been a truely intimidating because I'm not confident in my art skills. But I've really grown as the chapters went on and I'm thankful to have pushed myself. Now I'm working on an animation, something I NEVER thought I could do. This has been very fun, thank you Hermitcraft community for just being awesome and inspiring us to creatively push yourself in building, redstoning, drawing, gaming, animating, storytelling, and more.

Oh, and if you're interested in checking it out, here's the links-

And the Universe Shifts ~

and the universe shifts (ATUS) (37691 words) by aayaptre

Chapters: 18/18

Fandom: Hermitcraft, Minecraft (Video Game)

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Characters: Grian, Mumbo Jumbo, Iskall, Scar - Character, Joe Hills, Cubfan, Stress - Character, False - Character, Cleo, Xisuma, Basically Every Hermit, Doc

Additional Tags: Evo AU, Angst, Minor Violence, Grian has a bad time The Fanfic, Hurt/Comfort

Series: Part 1 of ATUS Works

Summary:

"They were playing a game, they called it a game, it was one he couldn’t win. He played anyway."

-----

Grian's been running for a long time, and knowing him, he's going to be caught eventually.

The Red Sun Never Sets ~

The Red Sun Never Sets (27242 words) by ThaneZain

Chapters: 25/25

Fandom: Hermitcraft SMP

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: Major Character Death

Characters: Mumbo Jumbo, Grian, Iskall, Pablo Punchwood - Character

Additional Tags: Rated For Violence, Cussing, Redstoner AU, major character death but not permanent, Psychological Trauma, Recovery, Angst and Hurt/Comfort, idk i need to add better tags now that its two years old, but i still dont know how to ao3, have fun I guess

Summary:

Mumbo wakes, finding himself stranded in a strange, flat world with a glaring red sun always directly above him. He compulsively builds redstone circuits, barely realizing the deadly traps he's creating. When his friends arrive to bring him home, the acts he commits prove how far gone he is and how long it will take for him to return, fully, from the hollow world of the red sun

And my story: Forbidden or Forgotten/ On your preferred reading platform.

Archive of Our Own ~

Forgotten or Forbidden (268172 words) by JeanBasener

Chapters: 43/?

Fandom: Hermitcraft, MindCrack RPF, Video Blogging RPF, third life - Fandom, Empires SMP, Dream SMP, Minecraft - Fandom, 3rd life - Fandom, SciCraft

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Relationships: Oli & His Panda Hat

Characters: MumboJumbo, Evil Xisuma, Keralis, Docm77, BdoubleO100, Hypnotized - Character, HelsKnight, Biffa (Video Blogging RPF), GeminiTay (Video Blogging RPF), Pearl | PearlescentMoon, Herobrine (Minecraft), Skizzleman (Video Blogging RPF), Pungence, Zedaph (Video Blogging RPF), Charles | Grian, Viktor | Iskall85, EthosLab (Video Blogging RPF), Xisumavoid (Video Blogging RPF), FalseSymmetry (Video Blogging RPF), Daniel M. | VintageBeef, Astrozoan (Video Blogging RPF), ZombieCleo, Ryan | GoodTimesWithScar, Rendog (Video Blogging RPF), Joe Hills, xBCrafted (Video Blogging RPF), TinFoilChef (Video Blogging RPF), Jevin | iJevin, Bryce | fWhip, Cubfan135 (Video Blogging RPF), Tango Tek (Video Blogging RPF), Welsknight Gaming, impulseSV (Video Blogging RPF), Jimmy | Solidarity, Taurtis (Video Blogging RPF), Lizzie | LDShadowLady (Video Blogging RPF), Scott | Smajor1995 | Dangthatsalongname, Ranboo (Video Blogging RPF), TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), GeorgeNotFound (Video Blogging RPF), Alex Edgar | PauseUnpause, Br0dyman (Video Blogging RPF), Joel | SmallishBeans, 3rd Life SMP Ensemble, Natalie Arnold | StressMonster101, Martyn Littlewood | InTheLittleWood

Additional Tags: Friendship, Adventure, Mystery, NoShip, AllHermitsMajorlyFeatured, Fight Scenes, Special Guest Appearances - Freeform, Watchers, Heist, Wilderness Survival, Courtroom Drama, Post-Apocalypse, Alternate Universe - Magic, Prophecy, Pirates, foundFamily, Survival Horror, Ratings: PG, Hurt/Comfort

Summary:

Grian whispers to MumboJumbo: Tomorrow morning, bring rope!

Xisumavoid whispers to EthosLab: We need to talk.

Tango whispers to ImpulseVS: You ok?

Welsknight whispers to Hypnotized: Bring med stuff

ZombieCloe whispers to JoeHills: Why aren't you answering?!

Bdoubleo100 whispers to GoodTimesWithScar: WHERE ARE YOU GRACIOUS MAYOR?!

StressMonster101 whispers to Iskall85: Haven't seen you, want to get together? :)

Keralis whispers to Xisumavoid: DOC'S GOAT! NOW!

iJevin whispers to Zedaph: Somewhere no one will see us

XBcrafted whispers to TinFoilChef: Need your help!

Grian whispers to MumboJumbo: Thanks for everything, spoon.

Secrets revealed, backs knifed, friends scream. Stretched fine as canvas will Hermitcraft frame the portrait of tragedy? The Hermits must use silly tactics, preserve through hopelessness, and sacrifice everything to protect their beautiful home!

{W/GeminiAndPearl}

Or Wattpad~

[hobo-dragon]

Screw it, Second and Red are the target of my angst and none of you will stop me.

This is a songfic using the song, Nowhere King.

Djejiejd go listen to the song, I don't watch centaurworld but I saw an animatic using the song and have been listening to it for hours. Anyways some of this might be ooc but whatever I need sleep it's like 2 in the morning and my first alarm goes off at 4 oh god-

Warnings: Mental breakdown, slight accidental electrocution, usual angst, like one swear.

The Nowhere King

Second was in his room, curled up under a bundle of blankets and shivering, trying to pretend to be asleep for anyone who might walk in.

He hurt them again.

Hush now, hide all you little ones

Fuck - Why couldn't he ever control his powers?

Why couldn't he stop hurting people?

Why couldn't he stop people from getting hurt too?

Rush now, into the middle of nowhere

He didn't want this, he didn't want to hurt his friends, he didn't want to keep having constant streaks of sleepless nights, he didn't want to selfishly leave his friends in danger, he didn't want-

Singing and laughter will die

Tears stung the corner of his eyes and he bit his tongue to hold back a hiccup.

Dreamless sleep, follows the Nowhere King

Red was cleaning up after Reuben and was looking to get more mob eggs but couldn't find the creative block.

When his kingdom comes, darkness is nigh

He poked his head into Yellow's room, seeing him tinkering with some redstone on a small track. A minecart was pushed over on its side a few feet away from Yellow, who hadn't noticed Red until said stickfigure had cleared his throat with a cough.

Quiet, crawl to the in-between

"Oh- Hey Red, what do you need?" He turned in his chair, setting down the redstone and stretching.

"Just wanted to know if you had the creative block or not, I ran out of some mob eggs."

Red said, pointing to his inventory where it was missing some of it's usual absurd amount of spawn eggs.

Yellow paused for a moment before speaking, "I think Second had it last after the uhh, accident. Could you check on him while you're there, Green wanted to tell him that he was fine and that it wasn't his fault.

Before the room could descend into an awkward or tense silence, Red gave a small smile, "Ah thanks! I'll be sure to check up on him, good night!" He shut the door, running up the stairs before slowing his pace at arriving to Second's room.

Silent, secretive feeling

Of fearsome hatred that reaches the skies

It was silent, so he was probably asleep, which meant Red could just go in and grab it without bothering him.

The door opened with a small creak and what he expected wasn't what Red saw.

What he saw made his heart sunk in his stomach.

You will bring joy to the Nowhere King

Second's room was a wreck.

His chair was knocked over and a wheel was half broken. The picture of his friends, something he held very close to him, was on the ground, the glass frame cracked with glass shards surrounding it.

His drawing tablet plug, was ripped at the head, proving to be a hazard as small sparks flew from it.

"Second, a-are you okay?" It took Red a moment to find that the bundle of blankets on the bed were moving, not only moving, but shaking. Second had to be in there.

No response, at least no verbal one, hushed sniffles coming from the blankets as well as green electricity flashing around the blankets dangerously.

Red's gaze softened, he knew the feeling Second was going through all too well. After the Herobrine accident, he couldn't get out of his head that he hurt his friends.

He locked himself away in his room with only Reuben and his parrots for company, scared to set foot into the outside in fear he turned back into that monster and hurt his friends again.

But that didn't stop Second from seeking him help, from helping him out of the thick ooze that whispered to him that it was his fault.

And nothing would stop Red from doing the same.

He moved, with soft footfalls alerting SC that he was getting closer, he couldn't get closer.

No he'd hurt them again. "Go away..." He croaked, voice barely intelligible with tears and sniffling.

Red didn't speak, there was no need for words to try to convince him that he couldn't just go away. He paused in front of the bed, pulling up the blankets with a wince as the electricity shocked him, nothing dangerous, but it DID hurt.

Second's tear-stained face was now visible and he tried scooting away, his vibrant, unfocused, green eyes and electricity glowing brightly in the darkness of his room.

And then suddenly, there were arms around him, and a warm body against him as he tried to comprehend what was happening around him as everything felt like it was moving oh so slowly.

Red had hugged him, without hesitance, only a pained grunt being heard as he tightened his hole on Second, rubbing a hand up and down his back in hopes of comforting him.

There were still sniffles, and now tears soaking into Red's shirt, and Red only tried softly hushing him, as if to drown out the sorrows Second was facing with the love and care he felt for him.

Blank eyes stared at the wall in front of himself, before seeing who had embraced him. Second gripped Red's shirt, trying to ground himself.

His heart was slowing down, although his tears and sniffles didn't stop completely, they slowed. Whether he noticed it or not, the glow in his eyes slowly faded, and a warmth began growing in his chest.

No words were exchanged, they both understood the feelings and thoughts brought fort with the hug, and Second eventually relaxed in Red's hold, weakly returning the hug and resting his head on Red's shoulder.

His eyes shut with exhaustion as he went fully limp in Red's embrace, who had also brought up a hand to stroke his head softly, electric energy stopping soon after.

When he sees the light leaving your eyes

The room descended into quiet once more, the two sticks curled as close together as possible in each other's warm hold.

[haveyouseenthisskeleton]

Masterpost 15

General asks

S/O doesn't like physical touch (UT, US, UF, HT, SF, FSG Sans & Papyrus)

Skeleton finds an orphan fawn lying near its dead mother (UT, US, UF, HT, SF, FSG Sans & Papyrus)

Skeletons brothers visit Willy Wonka's factory (UT, US, UF, HT, SF, FSG Sans & Papyrus)

S/O is taking care of the birds in an animal shelter (UT, US, UF, HT, SF, FSG Sans & Papyrus)

Skeleton meets Herobrine in Minecraft (UT Papyrus, US Papyrus, UF Sans, SF Papyrus, FSG Papyrus)

The damn frog only dance when you're not looking (UT, US, UF, HT, SF, FSG Sans & Papyrus)

What can make the skeleton cry (UT, US, UF, HT, SF, FSG Sans & Papyrus)

Wine's dream S/O (FSG Sans)

Skeleton meets a genie and gain 3 wishes (All skeletons)

Skeleton takes the night shift at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza (UT, US, UF, HT, SF, FSG Sans & Papyrus)

S/O fell down the stairs (UT, US, UF, HT, SF, FSG Sans & Papyrus)

It's the end of the world (UT, US, UF, HT, SF, FSG Sans & Papyrus)

Skeleton's daughter calls her boyfriend "Daddy" (UT, US, UF, HT, SF, FSG Sans & Papyrus)

Papyrus loves Christmas in july (UT Papyrus)

S/O is a super tall god (UT, US, UF, HT, SF, FSG Sans & Papyrus)

Zombie apocalypse (UT, US, UF, HT, SF, FSG Sans & Papyrus)

S/O and skeleton's brother are in the backrooms (UT, US, UF, HT, SF, FSG Sans & Papyrus)

Interaction event

Killer and Nox (Killer, SF Sans)

Killer and Edge (Killer Sans, UF Papyrus)

Killer and Torpedo (Killer Sans, MF Papyrus)

Error and Ink

Red and Edge (UF Sans & Papyrus)

Red and Edge 2 (UF Sans & Papyrus)

Sans and Papyrus (UT Sans & Papyrus)

Angst event

That was the fakest apology I've ever heard (UF Sans)

I hate you (SF Sans)

Just run away, it's what you do best (UT Sans)

I never loved you (HT Papyrus)

This isn't a fairy tale, this is real life. (UT Papyrus)

Good god can you shut your mouth for once (FSG Sans)

Stop pretending you're happy (UT Papyrus, UT Undyne)

Out. Now. (DuT Sans)

I was never good for you was I (UF Papyrus)

Out. Now. (SF Sans)

I'm sorry loving you was such an inconvenience (UF Papyrus)

Stop pretending you're happy (HT Papyrus)

You're not as good at pretending as you think you are (UF Sans)

If you've cared so much you wouldn't have done that (UT Papyrus)

You need to let it go (HT Sans)

Don't do this. Don't shut me out. (UT Sans)

I hope you're happy (HT Sans)

Don't do this. Don't shut me out. (HT Papyrus)

I'm so sorry to hurt you like this (US Papyrus)

Other things

Sans is Tumblr sexiest man

Myfanwi talks

I finished my master thesis

I'm looking for a betareader

Why I'm using different names for my boys

I graduated finally oh my god

Myfanwi asks

S/O sleeps with open eyes

[redorich]

for the hermit canyon, i humbly request:

Etho messing with Karl and maybe like, Lazarbeam or Fundy, by pretending he’s moth man.

Quackity stalks through the woods, blissfully unaware of its other inhabitants-- not that he would care, if he knew. No, tonight, under the full moon (because it's romantic) he makes his move.

The Hermit, as Quackity is completely sure of, is a beautiful young woman with long flowing hair as white as snow. Because she is a creature of untold power and beauty, fairy tale logic obviously applies. Therefore, if Quackity can steal her clothes, she will have no choice but to marry him and they will live happily ever after as big booty bitches in love.

Nodding to himself, Quackity feels assured in his logic. He's wearing his favorite assless chaps, his best pair of knockoff Yeezys, and no shirt. He is ready for what is to come.

---

Karl lurks deep in the forest, illuminated only by the moon. He leans against a tree, taking care not to disturb his outfit-- he is camouflaged as a bush. Dangling strips of green and brown fabric cover his body, and his limbs are completely hidden in the costume so long as he stands still. It's a daunting task, standing still in the dark, dangerous woods at night. Nevertheless, Karl knows that this is what he must do.

"Triclops Mothman, my beloved," he whispers into the night. He will find Mothman, and he will marry Mothman. There is no alternative.

---

Far away from both Karl and Quackity, though still in the same spruce forest, Sapnap angrily prowls. Well, he'd describe it as a prowl. Truthfully, it's more of a pouty stomp. He knows that this forest has had multiple "Hermit sightings", and Sapnap wants-- no, needs what he's after.

"Hermit!" he screams into the night. "Come out and fight me, you little bitch! Man on man!"

To emphasize his point, he bangs a pot and a pan against each other several times. Sapnap is getting his revenge for that little ravager prank, one way or another.

---

Deep within the canyon walls, the Hermit complex looks like an overturned anthill with all its activity. It's Halloween night come early.

"I'm not wearing a dress," Etho insists.

Grian whines, "But Etho, I made it just for you! It matches Stress's outfit."

Stress, upon hearing her name, looks up from her book and waves. Cleo is currently fiddling with the thick mane of synthetic white hair Stress is wearing, styling the wig into a princess-y type braid.

"I'll say it again," Cleo says, looking very intently into Etho's eyes, "I could take your place."

"No," Etho sighs. "If what Puffy said about these guys is true, you'd probably bite someone's face off by the end of the night."

"You're no fun," Cleo huffs, but acquiesces.

"At least put on the wig," Grian demands.

Grian and Etho have a staring contest for a solid ninety seconds before Etho snaps his fingers in front of Grian's face, causing him to flinch and blink. "You cheater--!"

"I'll wear the wig," Etho interrupts Grian. Instantaneously, Grian loses his outraged moue.

Cleo sighs. "They're the same wig, right? Do I have to braid Etho's hair, too?"

"I think I'll be fine with my new flowing, luscious locks," Etho says with a humorous crinkle to his eyes.

They all laugh as Etho dramatically flips his fake hair, whipping himself in the face with it in the process. He also receives a thumbs up from Joe, who is in the process of searching for his contact lenses because "Herobrine doesn't wear glasses", according to Bdubs.

Night falls, and the Hermits are prepared. They hope their victims aren't.

---

Quackity catches a glimpse of silver-white after so long searching in the woods. With a little gasp, he eagerly pursues it. His beautiful maiden, ethereal and distant like the moon, darts between trees and leaps across creeks like she is flying, like her feet barely touch the ground.

He follows her to a clearing, but when he bursts through the brush into the open space, she is nowhere to be found.

“Mi rey!” he wails, “Fantasma hermosa! Come to papi!”

Etho, hiding in a tree about five feet away, has no clue what any of those words mean. He affects a terrible falsetto and throws his voice. “Hello, Quackity.”

Quackity jumps, looking around wildly for his beautiful girlboss queen. “Hermit?! You know my name?”

“Of course, Quackity,” Etho says, hefting a large rock in his hand. “Come closer, I have a cask of Amontillado we can share.”

Quackity turns toward Etho's voice just fast enough to catch a glimpse of the Hermit's mask, his (fake) long white hair, his decidedly not female appearance. Quackity looks the Hermit up and down. Etho has never felt more Perceived.

"What's a place like you doing in a guy like this?" Quackity says, flirtatiousness dripping from his voice.

Etho eyes the man's assless chaps with distaste from his crouched perch in a tree. Quick as lightning, he chucks the heavy rock in his hand at Quackity's head, knocking him out instantly.

Etho jumps down from his tree with a huffed sigh. "Well," he says, grabbing Quackity by the ankle and dragging him, "time to get to work."

---

"Pspspsps," Karl whispers, "heeeere Mothman..."

The sound of a twig snapping to his right makes Karl freeze, then turn ever so slowly. There's no one there. Karl holds his breath for what feels like an eternity, but is eventually forced to admit that the noise was probably just an animal. Surely, a creature of Mothman's size would make more noise when he walks, given the weight of his strong legs.

"Mothman," Karl says. "I wrote you a poem!"

Joe, who was up until this point hiding behind trees and ominously snapping twigs, feels a twinge of morbid curiosity. As a poet, he absolutely has to know what Karl considers an adequate love poem for Mothman.

With red cheeks, Karl professes his love:

"Your feelers make me feel so sweet

Your hindwings set my heart aflame

Fern-like antennae make me melt

And Mothman, you're to blame."

Despite himself, Joe is a little bit impressed. It almost makes him feel bad about what he's about to do-- almost.

A soft eerie glow seeps into the forest, catching Karl's eye. He investigates, creeping forward until he turns around a tree and sees glowing white eyes. He screams, but there is no sound, and the forest has disappeared. Only those eyes remain, and they too flicker out of existence.

There is a dim corridor ahead of him, narrow and lit by redstone torches. At the end, there is an iron door. He runs to the exit, but as soon as his hand touches the door it disappears and he is engulfed by swirling purple-- like a Nether portal, but so much more terrifying.

The purple is gone and he can just barely make out the menacing image of a man with glowing white eyes T-posing in the blackness. Karl opens his eyes and wakes up on the forest floor, prone and sore.

"Right," he mutters breathlessly to himself, "Mothman is not interested."

---

"--YOU BITCH ASS PUNK, I'M GONNA RIP YOUR LEGS OFF AND STICK 'EM ON YOUR HEAD!" Sapnap screams, banging the only pot he owns against a non-stick frying pan he stole from George.

"Well, that's not very nice, innit?" says a feminine voice. Sapnap looks left, right, behind him, up in the trees... then down.

Big brown eyes peer up at him through white bangs. A displeased pout set into a moon-pale face attached to an equally moon-pale woman chastises him without words.

"...You're the Hermit?" Sapnap says disbelievingly. He has his doubts that someone as small and pretty as this woman could wrangle a ravager onto his front lawn.

"You wanted a fight," she huffs. "And for the record, you totally had it coming, with Pamela's Revenge-- remember, the rava--"

"Yes, I know the ravager was named Pamela's Revenge! There were like eight hundred million death messages in chat about it, you jackass!" Sapnap snaps, trying to cover up his unease. It's not that he's hesitant to hit her because she's a girl; he would deck the shit out of Niki or Puffy with absolutely no provocation whatsoever. It's just that... she looks soft. Like a non-combatant. It would be too easy, too cruel--

Stress punches Sapnap in the jaw with a wicked right hook. "Stealing is wrong," she says.

While Sapnap is dazed and quite possibly mildly concussed, Stress follows up with a brutal kick to the shin. Sapnap makes a genuine effort to fight back, and he’s no slouch, but he’s been taken so thoroughly off guard that the best he can do with his head spinning as it is is to swing with a wild haymaker and hope it hits.

His fist makes contact with something soft and squishy. He hears a grunt, but Stress shoves him over onto the ground and dumps a bucket of glitter over his head. It burns his eyes, but more importantly it burns his pride. He doesn’t remember at what point he dropped his pot and pan (he must have at some point, because he punched the Hermit with an empty fist), but he’s angry enough to open his watery eyes through the magenta glitter and snatch George’s frying pan up off the forest floor, hurling it at the Hermit with devastating accuracy. She yelps, blocking with her forearm at the last moment.

“Knew I shoulda let Etho...” Sapnap hears the Hermit mutter. What’s an Etho?

Stress irritably bonks Sapnap on the head with the pan he threw at her. He goes limp like a ragdoll, and Stress sets about maneuvering his body into a sitting position leaned against a tree so she can do his makeup while he sleeps.

“Hope I don’t poke his eye out!” she says. “Ah well, he’s got two anyway. Now, should I go for a cute, summery look, or a dark evening look?”

---

In Atrium 1 of the Hermit Canyon complex, Puffy laughs loud and clear, clutching her paper cup tightly so she doesn’t spill her fruit punch. "No,” she chokes out, “he didn’t.”

Cub, holding a similar paper cup, waves his hand in a vague gesture. “Yep. That’s Etho for you. You know, one time he got Doc to run around with a snowman head on, eating spider eyes?”

“Oh man,” Puffy sighs, wiping a tear of laughter from the corner of her eye. “I’m so glad I snitched on Karl, Quackity, and Sapnap. I can’t wait to see their reactions!”

Cub grins evilly. “Stress got pictures before she left.”

Puffy gasps, stars in her eyes. “I’ll bake you a whole cake if you get me a copy.”

“I’ll bake Cub a whole cake if he gives them to me instead,” Grian interjects from across the room. “I don’t need them, I just want to take them from you.”

“Nooooo!” Puffy wails melodramatically. “Grian, please spare me!”

“Five diamond blocks,” Grian makes his demand.

Puffy continues to fake-sob, pretending not to notice Scar sneaking up on Grian until Scar drops an anvil on Grian’s head, like a Looney Tunes episode but slightly to the left. While Grian is distracted, Cub slips the pictures to Puffy, who puts them in her inventory without looking.

Etho walks into the Atrium, now dressed as his normal self, including his natural hair, which looks like an angry wet cat perched atop his head, just the way he likes it. Everyone cheers.

“So, how’d it go with Quackity?” Puffy asks with a smirk.

“Well...” Etho says.

---

Quackity wakes up with the sun in his eyes. In front of him is the public Nether portal, and standing right in front of it is a wide-eyed Sam, staring directly at him. Quackity looks down.

He’s naked, covered in half-dried honey, and tied to a pole like the world’s sexiest flag. And he’s got the world’s worst hangover-- it feels like he’s been hit in the head with a large rock.

“Not again,” he groans.

“...This happens often?” Sam asks.

“If I had a nickel for every time something like this has happened,” Quackity says, wiggling his way out of the ropes tying him to the pole, “I’d have enough money to go buy myself a pair of pants.”

Sam averts his eyes to the sky, abruptly aware of exactly why Quackity would feel the need to buy a pair of pants.

“Damn it,” Quackity says. “Those were my favorite pair of assless chaps.”

“Were they now,” Sam says numbly. The sky is quite blue today, it’s rather beautiful.

Quackity huffs in aggravation, finally having freed himself from his binds. “Yeah, they just don’t make ‘em like they used to, you know?”

“Not really, no,” Sam says slowly. “I wouldn’t know much about-- assless chaps.”

The naked man shrugs. Haltingly, Sam unclasps his cape, pulling it off his shoulders and offering it to Quackity.

“Nah,” Quackity says, “I’ll just streak.”

“Please don’t,” Sam says with pain in his eyes.

[bonk003]

Resident Evil Village Characters as texts between me and my friends

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Bela: my tits got bigger.

Donna: Oooh show me

Donna: no wait I can’t say that no more since I came out, too sus

Bela: BTSJDKAKSBDBS

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Daniela: Did you see Lana Del Reys new song ?

Cassandra: no

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Donna: not me a grown ass woman afraid to sleep over herobrine from Minecraft.

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Cassandra: I thought acids and bases was biology HAHAHAHA

Bela: HOW

Cassandra: I DNO ITS LITERALLY CHEMICALS

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Alcina: what’s a mitosis ?

Miranda: That’s a type of cocktail isn’t it ?

Alcina: I doubt it. It’s a question in the biology paper like.

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Bela: IM TRYNA BE SNEAKY SO I DONT WAKE ANYONE UP AND MY DUMB ASS PLACED A CUP ON A PEPPA PIG TOY AND THE YOKE WONT SHUT UP.

Daniela: HAHAHAHAHAHHAAH

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Heisenberg: my dog just fucking died.

Moreau: what

Heisenberg: my dog fucking died.

Moreau: serious

Moreau: or are you messing ?

Heisenberg: Yeah, he drowned.

Heisenberg: in Minecraft like

Moreau: KARL I THOUGHT YOU MEANT YOUR ACTUAL DOG MY HEART DROPPED.

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Cassandra: I am going to snap.

Daniela: what happened this time

Cassandra: I just bought weed and it’s the inside of a tea bag

Cassandra: what a waste of €25

Bela: AHHAHA KARMA BITCH

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Alcina: you should eat her ass when you get there

Donna: nah I dno would I go that far now

Donna: that seems like a 2nd time meeting up thing don’t ya think ?

Alcina: true

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Daniela: I just broke my nose of my aunties kitchen tiles doing the WAP dance.

Bela: omg

Donna: I thought you were at a St. Stephans day dinner with your entire family.

Daniela: I am

Daniela: that’s what makes it so bad

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Bela: I just gave a bj behind the electricity box by the forest.

Daniela: oh god

Daniela: what was it like

Bela: Vile

Bela: the only thing I took from the experience is that I am definitely in fact a lesbian.