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at work today i complimented a customers gravity falls shirt and showed them my illuminati necklace and they instantly turned and showed me the bill tattoo they have behind their ear
#gravity falls#oh my god it was so good 😭😭😭#random customer you made my entire day#and thank you for indulging me in showing off my necklace jfkdlsa#i wear it every day but have to hide it under my shirt bc an elderly customer would probably accuse me of devil worship if they saw it#its only IRONIC devil worship and its not even of a demon that you know about 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄#there were some very nice customers today#almost made up for the amount of people reaching directly over my head to get bags of escarole or whatever the hell#one of these days a customer is going to rudely reach past my face and i am going to bite them like a nervous dog#and i will be 100% justified in doing so#fluffle talks
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Roan of Arc
Tag list: @st-leclerc @rubywingsracing @saviour-of-lord @three-days-time @the-wall-is-my-goal @albonoooo @ch3rubd0lls
#oh my GOD#I NEED to draw her fighting a dragon#I’m gagged#I love her so bad#she knows how Joan of arc felt fr#not f1 art#and tbh I think I’m just going to be drawing vmas stuff for the next few days 😭😭#chappell roan art#chappell roan#chappell fanart#vmas#mtv vmas#vmas 2024#formulanni#good luck babe
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cw: pro-hero bakugo, reader has boobs, kind of explicit/nsfw? idk i describe boobs, reader is smaller and shorter than bakugo, unedited sawry
bakugo's muscle tee looks as ill-fitting as it'll ever be draped over you.
there are reasons for this, perfectly founded and logical reasons for why that is—the main one being that, it's, well, his; two, maybe even three sizes larger than what it should be to fit you properly.
but, he can't stop staring, and there are reasons for that too—the main one being that, it's his, and yet, the only way he can ever imagine it now is when it's being worn by you.
your hips sway to the song you've been humming for the past five minutes. it's the same one, the chorus on a perpetual loop. he's sure it's the only part you know; you do this often enough that it's the only part he knows now, too.
the hem of his tee hits right at the top of your thighs, concealing just enough to tease, but he’s confident that if you reach up even the slightest bit for the cupboard overhead, there'll be nothing to hide.
he feels a little bit like a creep like this, watching as he stands in the middle of your shared living room, but it's impossible too look away—you've got to be doing this on purpose, right?
heat flares inside of him when you turn your body ever so slightly, the armhole of his muscle tee large enough to give him the clearest view of skin—
he gulps.
it's smooth, sloping just right; the side view of your under boob curves into its perfect shape and he can imagine it, feel—
(is this considered perving if he's been with you for years?)
the pan in front of you sizzles as you plop in god knows what. you pour in something from the side and wait, one hand propped on the hip you pop out. then, you pick up the pan, attempting to flip what's inside (probably a pancake, now that he thinks about it).
it’s hard to focus on what you’re cooking though, especially when all he sees is plump flesh jiggling, bouncing as you further agitate the pan.
he just got the pants of this suit readjusted, and now they're fucking tight.
bakugo normally runs hot; it’s kind of part of his dna. but this warmth is different, flushing him from head to toe. it creeps up the side of his neck, painting the tips of his ears a blooming red.
you turn around then, plopping the pancake on the plate atop the counter behind you.
"oh! you're done," you greet him with a smile. so. fucking. casually.
as if your tits aren't fucking peaking against the gray fabric of his tee.
as if you think he buys the fake innocence poorly concealing that sly, conniving look in your pretty eyes.
as if you aren't standing in front of him in his muscle tee, wearing nothing underneath it like you didn’t do this on purpose. like you don’t know what it fucking does to him.
his eyes squint suspiciously, deep vermillion staring straight into yours.
you tilt your head, the tips of your lashes kissing the top of your cheekbones as you blink. you reach for a bottle of honey.
“everything okay?” you ask, voice syrupy, sickeningly sweet.
your movements play in front of him languidly, the corner of your lips curling up slightly as you smirk. honey catches on your finger as you pop open the bottle cap.
he’s supposed to be out the door in five minutes if he wants to make it in time for a meeting at the agency. technically, he should already be there if he wants to keep up his track record of consistently being fifteen minutes too early.
but you start to approach him, rounding the kitchen island. there’s a narrow space between him and the slab of marble, but you slide into it like it was made for you.
he’s certain it was, from the way the tip of your nose brushes against his as you tiptoe. your tits are right fucking there, brushing against the skintight material of his suit.
there’s too much fucking fabric if you ask him, between cotton and spandex.
your grin widens, and he feels hot, the heat from his cheeks radiating.
then you whisper, still saccharine, “breakfast is ready,” before kissing him on the lips lightly. a short peck, soft in the way that promises more before you slip away, giggling in your retreat.
he huffs, watching you leave. his feet shift as he thinks.
five minutes, huh?
like hell he’s going to eat these damn pancakes for breakfast today.
#bakugo x reader#bakugo katsuki x reader#katsuki bakugo x reader#bnha x reader#mha x reader#ALWAYS GOING TO PUSH FOR THE BKG CLOSET PERV AGENDA 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#he HAAAAAAAAATES that he feels this way BUT LIKE ALL HERO STORIES START WITH: his body moves on its own 🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️#he tries to restrain it sooooo hard#but i think when youve been together a while something shifts in him#he still gets flustered!! still gets so hot and embarrassed about it!!! but i think he grows comfortable#with the idea that he /can/ act on it. that it isn’t shameful if he does.#so i think the big difference between a pining bakugo and being in a relationship w him#esp a long term one#is the fact that his reactions are still very much the same#but his actions become more proactive when he feels more secure in the relationship#and i adore the idea of a reader who loves teasing him for it#who looooves pushing his buttons#who looooooves seeing how far they can take it#and it's all fun and games and he's blushing and everything when you do it#but he gets you back so good for it. SOOOOO good. oh my god.#ok bye this was my brainrot at the gym today#rated#shotorus.bubble#bnha#katsu
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mingling memeing for today 🥰
#guys theyre so in my head i ????? helP????#scum villian self saving system#svsss#sha hualing#liu mingyan#mingling#my art#doodle#for that last one teehee#honestly tho it could go any which way there#like...#both of them thinking biting? or kissing? shl thinking biting while lmy thinks kissing?#i kinda wanted to do full shoujo style for shl's but i went with the silly sloppy makeout instead#again IT WORKS wIT H BOTH#i was also thinking about keeping the veil for it but i didnt in the end ✋😭#it might have been a mistake for me to learn how to draw the two of them. now there is no going back yknow. oh gods#anyways i love them and i think they could be so silly and good and aguuhhgooghgfhfghfhghghhg
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and they were galpals
#oh i am SO predictable#alternative captiob to this post: welll... good luck babes!#but idk if the dndadders like chappel roan☹️#also lawl this is gonna sound SO stupid but as a lesbian this is. so INSANELY important to me😭#i will write so much fanfiction#for the firsy time in my life#i will write an essay anf publish it when s3 ends#if theyre not canon i will cry myself to sleep until the day i die#dndads#dungeons and daddies#apple pie#IDK I SAW SOMEONE PITCH THAT AD THEIR SHIP NAME AND A PART OF ME MELTED#Kelsey Grammar#is it with an e or an a?? nobody knows#Trudy Trout#someone notify my asap whrn we collectively agree on a ship name#the peachyville horror#peachyville#love them so so so much#god dammit they did it again#hey siri play heaven is a place on earth and do it NOW#me and my girl when we're literally trudy and kelsey
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Making Incorrect H:SR Quotes Until I Run Out of (hopefully) Original Ideas - Pt. 3 - Random Screenshot Edition
[Pt. 1] [Pt. 2] [Pt. 4] [Pt. 5] [Pt. 6]
#hsr spoilers#hsr#honkai star rail#hsr textpost#hsr incorrect quotes#honkai star rail memes#hsr memes#honkai star rail meme#hsr meme#stelle#hsr trailblazer#boothill#jingliu#bailu#dan heng#blade#kafka#jing yuan#yanqing#dr ratio#aventurine#sunday#ough so many character tags. what a mess of a post. as always i sure do hope none of these have been done before!#anyways i've once again spent too long on these and can't tell if they're actually funny anymore but oh well i'm still postin' em#i've once again struggled and done my best to make good ID's in the alt text but i still don't know if they're done right aaaaa#also realized while doing so that i forgot to put Jingliu's face over the tumblr post's icon but i'm not fixing it now! just pretend i did#i don't believe i'll make any more like these bc it's harder than you'd think to find the exact images/screenshots to fit with the posts#but these were most of the ones that i felt needed the extra context anyways. now i'll return to my usual lower-effort edits#oh god also ignore how the sandpit one is flipped. i had to do that to get them on the right sides to match the messages 😭
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where are the beatles 2069 fans at.... hmu please......
#Sigh. The thing that drove me into the beatles#the beatles 2069#ignore the insta @ but it's my art account..#THIS ART IS a bit old BUT I need to post some kind of drawing...#Also tied to there goes my gun by the pixies!!!! Love that song#don't mind how off everything is pls and thx#pictures are there bc the empty space bothered me#im nawt a good artist guys#the beatles#the beatles fanart#john lennon#john lennon fanart#the beatles 2069 fanart#mostly posting to find fans. Please interact for the love of god 😭😭😭#edit: THANK YOU FOR 50+ NOTESSS THATS AWESOME!!! I HAVE FOUND FANS 😇#edit 2: THANK U SM FOR 100 NOTESSSS OMGGG IM SO HAPPY PPL LOVE THIS BEATLES 2069 DRAWING ^^ TY AGAIN!!#ribcages silly art#edt 3: 200 notes. oh ym gawd........ thank you all dearly. i really appreciate it!!!!!!!! MUCH LOVE MUCH LOVE
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all i got from this is that kaito's pick-up lines would totally work on shinichi lmaoooo
#LOOK AT HIM ALL BLUSHY AND SCANDALIZED#lmfaoooo#he got rizzed up by kaito and he didnt even realize 😭😭😭😭😭#OKAY BUT SHINICHI AND KAITO IN ONE MANGA PANEL OH MY GOOOOOF#ALSO AOKO PRETTY GIRL!!!!!!!! SHE'S SO CUTIEPIEEEEE UEEEE 🥺🥺🥺#kaito treat her better pls 😭 she deserves sm better 😭#okay so back to kaishin#LMFAO#Sorry my brain is rotten for them i fear#look gosho already got the canin pairing handled!!! whether he's handling it good or not is debatable lol but he's got that handled!!!!#we on the other hand need to speak up for gay detective and thief duo alongside the detco staf who keeps making gay merch#and op/ed scenes of them!!!!#LOL#so anyway yeah shinichi totally falls for kaito's pick-up lines lol#even more so if kaito tailor makes it for him oh he's GONE#lol#dc prattles#kaishin#rereading the tags and my GOD the misspellings are horrendous lmfaooooo#too bad i cant edit shit on mobile rip
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A POST TO SIMP FOR SEASON 7 RICK AHHHH (the photos are so bad bc i was taking pictures of my laptop☠️did I even write that right)
wet hair rick ✅
he's so FINEEEEEE MY LOOOORD
he gets more and more hot with every season (i want him so bad)
#rick and morty season 7#rick and morty#rick sanchez#rick sanchez x male reader#rick sanchez x reader#LORD HES SO FINE#i love rick sanchez so much#hugh jackman on rick and morty oh god 😭#this season is gonna be so good#i love this old man#sexy hot scientist grandpa#HIS WET HAIR#my english is so bad like always#im polish guys leave me alone#anyways i want to marry this man so bad#im wearing full rick and morty outfit today ahhh#i couldn't think about anything else in school than rick and morty istg
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#mistersillyart#fionna and cake#simon petrikov#betty grof#fionna and cake au#marceline adventure time#wooooooo#summer funnnn am I right#wow guys#so happy so go lucky am I right#🤭🤭���#anyways this took me a long time lol#OH MY GOODNESS#yes I know the background looks like the phineas and ferb backyard oh my god#please I never do background 😭😭
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OH MY GOD HE LOOKS SO CUTEE 😭😭😭😭😭😭☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️😭😭😭😭
#HIS FLUFFY MESSY HAIR AND GLASSES OH MY GOD HE LOOKS SO GOOD#he’s so cute 😭😭#and pretty#I love glasses gyu he looks so cute and nerdy crying and his stripy jumper#FUCK everyone that got to see him today 😞#beomgyu<3!
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amazing gift art i got from a dear friend! 💕
🎨: sumusakea on instagram
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i think the thing that gets me so bad with this last episode is that there was no consequences. everyone came back unharmed. like they fought a god of death and he was gone in like thirty minutes and everyone is vibing while eating pizza??
#my opinions sorry LMAOO#i just#idk#it gets me because this was meant to be a big bad#and i keep thinking about how everyone came back alive in the same episode#again just my opinion#doctor who#mine#fifteenth doctor#sutekh#ruby sunday#also all that build up for her mom and she was just some random person who happened to point at a sign#like what#it just…#it felt lazy to me?#also david tennant seventeen was just chilling with donna?? LIKE#i still liked the episode#or i liked parts#for the last twenty minutes i was just in shock because it felt so inconsequential 🤷#ALSO KATES DEATH?? i was immediately like… oh they are coming back#so i wasn’t even sad 😭#i keep going back to season one in 2005#they had this huge threat of the daleks… they KILLED people and sacrifices had to be made to have a good outcome#which is how doctor who goes so often#but somehow in this episode everyone was relatively fine#AGAIN THE GOD OF DEATH#they brought them BACK so i am meant to think they were strong enough to be a threat twice but everyone was fine#they just got blipped (like marvel HELP me) for like an hour
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waking up feeling like a cinder block & having two meetings & at the end of those get a call to find out that I didn't get the apartment because I had to have been employed for 27 more days than I currently have been. I need to put myself into the washing machine on the carpet cycle. forever. goodbye.
#IT'LL BE FINE THEY SAID#at first i didn't get it because they went ahead with another applicant. then they called and said i got it as long as#my credit check was good. which it was. then the deposit. it was fine. then this and *buzzer noise* im out#what a fucking roller coaster#i was so excited for that patio too 😭#oh well. what to do. at least now i can buy a heater and just bunker up and save money until the next unicorn apt with#good rent and location shows up#GAH. ANGER BITING CHAINSAW LOUD NOISES BLOOD SPRAY EXPLOSIONS#TO BE FAIR the employment limit was already very very lenient (its usually 6months and it has to be a diff type of employment but)#everything else was lined up perfectly 😭 not me absolutely sobbing to my agent and her getting choked up too#we will live. but god damnit it hurts to fall flat on the finish line
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/HEAVY BREATHING/
WHY ARE THEY SO CUTE
WHY IS XIE LIAN SO CUTE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
GOD BLESS PICREW
#THANK YOU MY GOOD BRO WHO’S CHALLENGE TAGS I NEVER PARTICIPATE IN BECAUSE I DONT WANNA REBLOG A HUGE THREAT BUT AM VERY HAPPY TO BE TAGGED#THANK YOU#NO SERIOUSLY WHY IS XIE LIAN SO CUTE IN THIS#HUA CHENG IS TOO BUT XIE LIAN???#MY HEART PHYSICALLY CANNOT TAKE IT#OH MY GOD LOOK AT HIM#WHY HAVE I NEVER CONSIDERED#XIE LIAN IN GREEN#AND ALSO#XIE LIAN WITH DOG EARS#ITS FREAKING PERFECT#😭😭😭😭 HE#tgcf#hualian#xie lian#hua cheng#tian guan ci fu#heaven officials blessing#天官赐福#picrew
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Nathalie is mad at Gabriel for some reason
(GabeNath mini comic 3)
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And also Happy April Fools Yaaalll!
*Sending Boops🐾 for everyone*
#Gabriel😭 lmao#Nathalie is too tired for all of this#Just a random idea came into my mind earlier lol don't mind me#anyways happy april fools everyone!#feel free to boop 🐾 me lol#gabenath#gabriel x nathalie#gabriel agreste/nathalie sancoeur#gabriel agreste#nathalie sancoeur#miraculous ladybug#oh god i ship them so bad#pls im not good at this lmao t_t
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