#oh my god i love her so much ack

[butchreg]

cg ! ambessa medarda with an infant regressor headcanons !!

requested by anon ! i don't tend to have cg ambessa thoughts like i said in my last ambessa post but i've gotten a bunch of requests for her so i will be giving the people what they want ! (*-`ω´- )人 again i did my best to write her in character but apologies if she strays ooc. anon brought up an infant regressor as a chance for her to heal and redo motherhood and i found that a touching thought. thanks for the idea nonnie , i hope these are satisfactory ! (♡ˊ͈ ꒳ ˋ͈) ack i got a bit carried away , once i got going the thoughts overflowed. arcane masterlist here , upcoming masterlist here

mentioned it in my last ambessa post but ambessa calls you "my kit" or "my cub" to your face and refers to you simply as "the kit / cub" to her servants. "be a dear and get the kit a bottle" versus , "ah ah , drink slowly , my cub."

ambessa who holds you very gently in her lap while you drink your bottles , patting your tummy when you get full. one large hand guides the bottle while the other arm keeps your head upright what with you being so tiny.

she often tickles your tummy , kissing it and blowing raspberries. she chuckles , a deep rich chortle of delight as you blush and giggle , kicking your feet happily.

she always dresses you up nicely in the colors of the medarda crest so everybody will know you're her baby. she'll coo at you in your little outfits , quite satisfied with herself for dressing you up so well. she'll carry you over to a mirror , pointing at your reflection. "that's you , my kit. don't you look dashing , i've done quite the job , don't you think ?" she'll chuck your chin as you giggle and clap enthusiastically.

your regression is healing not only for you but also for ambessa. she freezes the first time you call her "mama" or something in that vein , thoroughly shocked and not quite sure how to feel at first. the ever stoic ambessa finds herself tearing up for the first time in God knows how long , a smile pulling at her full lips as tears of joy and of pride threaten to fall.

ambessa finds herself comforted by how clingy you are , how much you need her. it's a big job to take care of an infant yet she welcomes your regression , scooping you into her big strong arms and cradling you ever so gently , hugging you tightly as if to reassure herself that you're really there.

ambessa takes no nonsense , holding you to her high standards. of course with your being so tiny she doesn't have too many rules in place but she does not take kindly to tantrums or needless fussing.

ambessa practices her tone when she's alone , careful to be sure never to snap or speak too sharply to you. it takes work and rehearsal ; admittedly she's a bit rough around the edges in the early stages of your regression.

ambessa loves to hold you whenever possible. she's strong enough to pick you up with little effort , keeping you on her hip as she tends to her smaller duties , bouncing you when you start to fuss. "oh hush now pet ," she'll soothe , reaching into a pocket before coming up with a red and black teether.

ambessa spoils her baby rotten , often pretending to be shocked when more parcels with your name on them arrive. she has them addressed to "the kit" as mentioned in the last post , picking up the tag on an item and tutting approvingly. she has to help you open the items with your being just so itty bitty. she'll brandish that plushie you were eyeing , a wide smile spreading across her face as your eyes widen and you babble excitedly , squirming on her hip as you reach for it.

ambessa who is initially a bit squeamish at the thought of changing diapers , something she often left for the servants when her biological children were small. although she's anxious in the beginning she is so very gentle with you , using just enough powder and kissing your tummy when you wriggle or squirm. "ah ," she'll sigh with satisfaction when you're all finished. "there we go , nice and clean." she'll nod approvingly. "you did well , my darling ," she'll add , kissing you softly on the head.

ambessa who will sing to you to get you to sleep , holding you in her arms , rocking you gently. her singing voice is a bit rusty , hasn't had much use since mel was small , but she sings you soft lullabies , spinning the mobile above your crib for you to watch.

ambessa who can be a bit of a snob , only buying the best for her baby. she will only buy items of the utmost quality , saying no if she feels something you want is cheaply or shoddily made. she often has toys or other items commissioned to be specially made so that they will be just perfect.

[howi99]

Forever fall accident

Nora: *looking at the sap from the tree slowly filling her jar* Soon, soon you will be mine~

Ren: *sigh* Nora, the sap is not for you. It's for the professors. Please don't drink another jar... Again.

Nora: *cheekily* I can't promise~

Pyrrha: *looking around* Did anyone see Jaune?

Nora: *looking up to Pyrrha* Maybe the call of nature got the best of him?

Ren: *sigh even louder* Nora, i don't think Jaune would just leave without saying a word just to go to the bathroom.

Pyrrha: He probably was lost in his own head. He does that a lot, we should try finding him.

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Jaune: *looking at team CRDL* Now that i helped you with getting more sap, do you need anything else?

Cardin: *smiling* Jauney boy, you've been such a good help today. So much so that me and my team decided to finally move on from you.

Jaune: ... What do you mean?

Cardin: *taking one of the jar* See, whatever we do to you, you seem to not mind. And frankly, it's booooriiiiing. So, instead of trying to get a reaction from you, we thought "what if we tried on someone else?"

Jaune: ...

Cardin: Now, we both know how much of a pushover you are, soooo *put the jar back in Jaune's hand* We want YOU to throw that bottle at Pyrrha.

Jaune: ... Excuse me?

Sky: *with a box in his hands* We got a rapier wasp nest, and they love sap!

Cardin: *spitting on the ground* She keeps beating us up because we are a bit rowdy with you. And we want to teach her a lesson. And you *poke Jaune chest* will help us.

Jaune: ... *Sigh* Cardin, i give you 10 seconds after I finish speaking to reconsider your actions.

Cardin: *laugh* You think you can threaten me? We all saw how bad you were during practice.

The jar breaks in Jaune's hand

Jaune: *coldly staring at cardin* The only reason i don't do well in class is because if i actually tried, i might kill people. Now, i will ask you again to rethink your decision, Cardin.

Cardin: *a bit less sure* You might be good at bluffing, but i still know that you wouldn't be able to fight the 4 of us by yourself! I- *get punch in the guts. Then, while trying to catch his breath, Jaune caught him by the throat* Ack!

Dove, Sky and Russel: *ready their weapons*

Jaune: 10 seconds. *Sigh* i let you walk all over me, pushed me and sent me into dangerous situations but i didn't care because you weren't trying to hurt anyone that was important, just me. *Bringing Cardin to eye level, not even flinching when Cardin desperately tried to punch him to get released* But you had to try going for the ones that matter. Now this is your last warning Cardin; Forget your plan, and i won't break your neck like a twig. *Jaune's grip tightens even more, breaking Cardin aura*

Sky: *screaming* URSA! WE GOT URSA!

Jaune: *finally look around him, seeing the Ursa's encircling the group* Hm... *Release Cardin* Get out. All of you.

Dove: H-how!? There's no exit!

Jaune: *smiling* You make yourself a path. *Goes in front of one of the Ursa* Like this! *Use his spear to behead the ursa in one swing*

Sky and Russel: *help Cardin getting back up*

Dove: *looking at Jaune smiling after killing the grimm* You freak...

Jaune: *turning to Dove* Yes, i am.

___________

Pyrrha: Jaune! Where are you!

Nora: Fearless leader, we got sap for your dessert! We know you love making them!

Ren: ... Nora, i highly doubt he will-

Jaune: *coming out from the trees* More sap? Nice, my jars are broken!

Pyrrha: Jaune! *Goes to him* Thanks the gods you are okay and- *look at the broken lance* What happened!?

Jaune: Oh, you know, a little grimm ambush. *Smile* Nothing to worry about.

Ren: We were supposed to tell Glynda for any sighting of grimm.

Jaune: Don't worry, their's none left. *Turning to Nora* And you won't need to break Cardin's legs, i don't think he will try anything else against us.

Nora: Ohoh!~ You kicked his ass?

Jaune: *scratching the back of his head* Not necessarily. But i don't think he will want to try anything else.

________

Team RWBY is walking back to the bullhead

Yang: ... He was laughing.

Blake: ... Yeah.

Weiss: he dismembered those grimm like if they were made out of paper.

Ruby: *sigh* and the way he talked to Cardin...

Blake: Can't say he hadn't it coming.

Yang: ...

Ruby: *looking at Yang* Hey, i know what it looks like, but i'm sure we can talk with him about it, right?

Yang: *sigh* Yeah... Probably.

[shotmrmiller]

Capt’ Mactavish’s wife *running* out the house for her girls night with ‘09 reader because Johnny can’t keep his hands to himself when she’s dressed up.

She’s taken to a squirt bottle. He was kissing on her neck from behind the couch. Mauling her when she whipped it out the first time. He fell back with an ‘ACK!’ and a loud thud and she’s just like ‘that’s what you get for acting like a horny teen!’

“You were tryin’ for a bairne yea? I’ve been reading up on positions! Lemme show you!” And she’s just like- I’m not going to survive this, am I? “I can pick up where we left off hen! Trust!”

I imagine Captain Mactavish went for a woman who is *younger* than himself. She’s a few years older than Soap, but she grew used to her grizzled ol’ guy and his routine! She’s old at heart now! He couldn’t immediately get it up every 3 minutes. But! He would take longer to cum, so the sessions were more intimate.

Soap? God, she’s not used to this! She needs water! They’re going into 5, 6 rounds and she’s blacking out! But, she doesn’t want to because she’s ‘scared’ he’ll keep going!!! She enjoys his enthusiasm, it’s sweet to see this part of her Johnny that she didn’t get to experience much! but, GOD DAMN *sprays squirt bottle*

…”this a subliminal message lass? This your mind trick to tell me you can squirt? Shit lass! Let’s get on that! Lemme figure it out myself!” Just talking you through the entire thing….

He’s totally asking what the baby names you were looking at were, while balls deep. what your registry looked like as he prods your cervix. Do ya’ have a Pinterest board for what ya’ want the nursery to look like? Add him, please? As he shoots his load deep. “You want a girl, or boy lass? What’re we havin’? Tell me what to give ya.” He cooed as he holds your legs up, elevated so it TAKES.

“I can pick up where we left off hen! Trust!” <- foul. foul foul foul i need him.

Captain MacTavish would totally be the sly type. Oh, the words he whispers into the ears of the ladies should be illegal. I believe he had his fun in his youth and was definitely a little older, but then he saw his wife and said, "Gunnae marry that, I am."

Wife doesn't see the similarities in their pursuit of her because one was suave about it. the other just doesn't care about what he looks like in the eyes of others, and she highkey loves that— just won't admit it.

I love love love that Capt. Soap is passionate when they have sex, but reg Soap is like im gonna get you pregnant, money back guarantee.

"Whadye mean tha' ye need a break? We've jus' begun, bonnie..." he says that 5 rounds in. Pussy is swollen, hole is abused, and she's been stuffed with so much cum it's no longer staying inside even at the angle he has her in to keep it in. She makes a mental note to (ask jeeves) if shooting blanks after finishing multiple times back-to-back is a thing.

She finds squirting embarrassing, as does when her cunt gets air inside but Soap??? Living his best life with it.

"Dinnae be embarrassed, hen, i love it when yer pussy talks back to me." <- this is so embarrassing my face is on fire

He definitely tries to get her to squirt, but he loses all patience because 'Ye just feel so good around my fingers, I cannae wait any longer.'

Soap tells her that his family has twins as he pumps her full of cum, and that he already has a list with names if she wants to go over it sometime later today.

He tells her that he's quit drinking, he's always hydrating, and that he takes his daily vitamins just to give his seed a better chance.

[novankenn]

I have an Idea what if Jaune is harem protagonist that doesn't want to be one? Like no matter how much he tries women keep falling for him while he just trying to be a huntsman. The idea is based off the Yo-kai Watch fanfiction "The Unwanted Harem Of Nathan Adams" by Black_Omochao on Archiveofourown

NOPE... NAW... NEY...NAH... NO!!!

Jaune: THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT MOM!!

Jaune's Mom: What could you ever be accusing me of, darling?

Jaune didn't answer as his attention was taken by evading and countering the frenzied grab of his partner... the one and only Pyrrha Nikos.

Jaune: YOU FUCKING WELL...

Jaune's Mom: LANGUAGE! I taught you better than that, young man!

Pyrrha: 💕Jaune 💕 I love you! (ACK! HACK! CHOKE! COUGH!)

Jaune backs away a spray bottle held before him. A spray bottle filled with Ice Dust infused water. A spray bottle he just used to hit his overly grabby partner in the face with.

Jaune: You KNEW I was holding out for my one true love, and yet you had to publicly release... that... that FILTH!

Jaune's Mom: Your baby pictures are not filth!

Jaune: They are when they make women go psycho for me!

Jaune's Mom: You're getting older, as am I... you're training for a VERY dangerous profession... can you... really blame me?

Jaune: YES I FUCKING CAN!

Jaune's Mom: LANGUAGE! You are NOT too big for you to put over my knee, young man!

Pyrrha had shaken off the effects of the icy cold mist and was once again preparing to close on her prey. With his scroll cradled between his shoulder and his ear, Jaune frantically twisted the nozzle...

Pyrrha: 💕Jaune 💕... AHHHH!!!!!! COLD!!!! COLD!!!

Pyrrha danced about JNPR's dorm room holding her chest... Jaune having scored a direct hit to her cleavage.

Jaune's Mom: That is NOT the way to treat your future wife Jaune!

Jaune: No... It's the only way I'll be able to keep my chastity until I GET MARRIED!!!

Jaune's Mom: Married. Smarried. I was expecting Spahron by the time your block-headed father finally asked me to marry him.

Jaune: Expecting... Saphron? But she's like the third eldest? Did you baby trap Dad?

Jaune's Mom: No. Good Heavens why would you suggest something like that? I'm your mother, and I love you father and all my babies... almost as much as I'll love all the grandbabies...

Jaune: If you want grandbabies... ask my sisters!

Jaune's Mom: I plan to... however my dear, darling, dense as lead son... you... can... give... me... more... much... faster... capeesh?

Pyrrha: 💕Jaune 💕... AHHH!!! NOT AGAIN!!! COLD!!! COLD!! COLD!!

Jaune: I am not jumping into the bed with every baby-crazed girl you send my way mom! I'm not!

Jaune's Mom: Oh, honey... they're coming whether you like it or not...

KNOCK... KNOCK... KNOCK... KNOCK... KNOCK...

Weiss: 💕Jaune 💕

Ruby: 💕Jaune 💕

Blake: 💕Jaune 💕

Yang: 💕Jaune 💕

Velvet: 💕Jaune 💕

Coco: 💕Jaune 💕

Goodwitch: 💕Jaune 💕

Cinder: 💕Jaune 💕

Emerald: 💕Jaune 💕

Octavia: 💕Jaune 💕

Dew: 💕Jaune 💕

Nebula: 💕Jaune 💕

Gwen: 💕Jaune 💕

Ciel: 💕Jaune 💕

Neon: 💕Jaune 💕

Reese: 💕Jaune 💕

Arslan: 💕Jaune 💕

May: 💕Jaune 💕

Raven: 💕Jaune 💕

Militia: 💕Jaune 💕

Mel: 💕Jaune 💕

Winter: 💕Jaune 💕

Elm: 💕Jaune 💕

Harriet: 💕Jaune 💕

Willow: 💕Jaune 💕

Atlas Moms: 💕Jaune 💕

Jaune: Gods preserve me...

Pyrrha: 💕Jaune 💕

In the corner Ren and Nora are seated on Ren's bed with Neo, watching the unfolding chaos. Small slips of paper being passed between them.

Nora: Neo says she has 200 on him reaching the bullhead docks.

Ren: I say 300 for him only reaching the front doors.

The dorm room door crumbles allowing all of Jaune's "suitors" entrance...

Nora: Well I say 500 for just the win...

SHATTER!!! CRASH!!!

ALL the Girls: 😱JAUNE!!! 😱

Nora: Crap baskets! I lost.

All the girls vanish in a whirl of dust, papers and loose clothes.

Ren: I understand why Nora's not part of that group, but you seem...

Neo (Typing on her scroll) Oh, I want him too... I just prefer the long game, besides I need money to get a proper dress.

Ren: Ah. So Bullhead?

Neo: (Typing on her scroll) No, change that. 1000 that he reaches Vale.

Jaune's Mom: (From Jaune's discarded scroll on the floor) Jaune? Jaune? Are you there? DO not be giving me the silent treatment young man! If you're not talking you BETTER be busy putting babies in those lovely young women... Jaune? Are you there? Anyone?

/==/

A/N: I think I missed the mark, but hey... it got me writing. 😁😁Thanks for the ask. Hope you enjoy.

[gaysindistress]

Sad girl - fourteen

summary: James has an interesting new business proposal and one hell of a condition to deal with.

pairing: Mob!Bucky Barnes x Reader

warnings: cursing, Bucky’s smartass, the feelings, smut, unprotected sex (wrap it before you tap it), sub Bucky if you squint.

word count: 2.1k

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Nat had become her glam squad at this point, helping her get ready for every event she had to attend. Glam squad, shopping buddy, bodyguard, and friend were the titles that she happily wore. Both women were in the bathroom of Bucky’s D.C. condo, getting Doll ready for the party. Neither had even seen Steve, Sam, or Bucky since they’d arrived earlier that morning. She had gotten a text from Bucky to confirm the details for the night but not much else. It stung that he had gone back to short and formal messages after doting on her while he was away. 

The ring boxes sat heavily on the counter, her stare focused entirely on them as she sat and let Nat do her hair. She hadn’t spoken the entire time and her usual chatter was missed by the woman doing her hair. 

“Rethinking your decision?”

“What?” she blinked at Nat through the mirror, “Oh no just confused I guess. He tried to be this macho asshole when he left but then acted like a loving husband while he was gone and now he’s back to being a dick.”

Nat hums in agreement as she gently rubs oil into the ends of the other woman’s hair.

“I thought making him work for my forgiveness would have him waiting for me with a room full of roses but this,” she shakes the phone in her hand, “this is what I get. No ‘how are you?,’ ‘how was the flight?’, nothing. Did I push him too far?”

Taking a deep breath and setting her hands on Doll’s shoulder, Nat meets her gaze in the mirror, “I think he genuinely felt bad for how he tried you and when you didn’t come running back to him, his ego got bruised and now he’s putting up a wall to prevent that from happening again.”

Her shoulders shag in Nat’s gentle grasp, “Oh my god and I got that dress and had that ring engraved and I had this whole plan for the limo. Oh my god what am I going to do?”

“Woah, woah what was the limo plan? You didn’t say anything about that.”

Looking rather sheepishly, she exposes her plan to Nat, “I had Steve arrange for us to have a separate limo to the party so I could… you know…”

Nat raises an eyebrow, “What? What were you going to do?”

“You know, dominate him because he did the same thing to me,” she mumbles weakly, not bothering to look at Nat’s surprised face. 

“You were going to dominate him right before a senator’s party in his honor?”

She barely nods in confirmation and Nat squeezes her shoulders in excitement, “If that isn’t the hottest thing I’ve ever heard. You have to do that.”

It’s her turn to be surprised, turning her head to actually look at Nat, “What? You think it’s a good idea?”

“Of course I do. He needs someone to challenge him every once in a while. It might be good for his ego to be taken down a few pegs.”

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Seven o’clock on the dot and the limo pulled up in front of the condo. Before Bucky could open his door to get her, the other door opened and in a blur of white, she slid into the seat next to him. 

“Bye Nat,” she wiggled her fingers in goodbye to the smirking redhead who returned her wave.

The partition instantly closed and it was just the two of them, the jewelry box in her lap, and a lot of unanswered questions. As the limp pulled away from the curb, she said nothing while she adjusted the necklaces around her neck. She had yet to even acknowledge Bucky and the anticipation is starting to itch under his skin. He’s staring at, eyes burning holes into her as he takes in her form. The corseted top perfectly hugged her chest, leaving enough hidden that he knew she would be the center of attention. The slit showed off the legs he had been dreaming of for the last week and the white against her skin gave her an angelic glow. 

Feeling his burning gaze, she smirked to herself and removed the box from her lap to set them on the seat in the middle, “There’s your ring.”

She could see the gulp he took as he reached for the box and the accompanying look of shock when he saw what the ring was. 

“I had my initials engraved on it. I have yours on my necklace so it’s only fair you wear mine too.”

She watches from the corner of her eye as he takes the ring out to inspect it further before sliding it on his ring finger. 

“It looks good,” she finally looks over at him and sticks her hand out so he can get a look at her ring, “I think our rings make quite the pair, don’t you think?”

The diamonds sparkle under the passing lights, catching every ray of light that comes in through the darkened windows of the limo. He gently takes her hand, sending sparks through her, and turns it side to side to look at it. A small hum comes from him, voice stuck in the back of his throat. 

“You can speak,” her voice is mocking at his silent state as she takes her hand back. 

“Doll you look amazing. Better than I imagined,” it’s deep and gruff, filled with desire. 

“I know,” it’s her turn to take in his form. She had half expected him to be wearing a uniform however she found him in a midnight blue three-piece suit complete with his usual watch and pearl bracelet. 

“You look good too,” her simple compliment made him want to launch himself at her to get more out of her signature red lips, however, she’s faster than him. 

She straddles him, causing him to make a surprised noise but it’s muffled by her hand covering his mouth. The look of surprise and lust is one she wants to cherish except she has a limited amount of time to enact her plan. His hands grip her hips tightly as her free hand pops the button of his slacks and slips inside his boxers. The feeling of her soft hand around him is too much and he throws his head back, moans and curses muffled by her hand still. The noises he makes cause a deep ache inside of her and her underwear are growing wetter by the moment. She fully takes him out and bunches her dress up so she can slide her underwear to the side. Sinking down on him both of them let out loud moans at the feeling. Satisfied with her position, she tightens the hand on his mouth and uses the other to put pressure on his neck. 

“You really thought I would let you get away with trying to dominate me like that?” she purrs into his ear as she sets a slow and deep pace, dragging her hips at an achingly slow pace. 

“You should know better than that. I told you I was in control but yet you had to test me, didn’t you? I should use you to get off and make you wait to cum until the end of the night,” she chuckles darkly as the man beneath her shakes and tries to plead against her palm. 

“It’s cute you think you have a say,” she picks up her pace while the sound of bodies slapping against each other fills the air, “keep your hands on my hips and cum when I say.”

She removes her hand from his mouth to steady herself on his shoulder and filthy, loud moans pour out as they move against each other. As they approach the party, they both tense and chant the other’s name chasing their highs together. 

“Cum for me Bucky, let go with me,” she demands of him as she pants. 

A string of fucks and shits leave his mouth as they cum together. She rests her head on his shoulder as she catches her breath. She checks the time on his watch and slides off of him, both of them hissing at the feeling. 

He watches her as she fixes her dress and checks her hair and makeup on her phone. Shooting him a small smirk, she makes a gesture to his pants, “Fix yourself. We’re almost at there.”

“Yes ma’am,” he says under his breath, tucking himself back into his pants and fixing his suit. 

Just as they catch their breath, the partition slides down and the driver tells them that they have arrived. Taking his hand into hers, Doll says, “After you Sergeant.” 

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As most politicians’ parties are, this one is especially stuffy and rigid, especially considering that it’s in someone’s home. The wannabe White House is filled with politicians, their less-than-happy wives, and enough security you’d wonder if there’s something more serious and sinister going on. Posing as the most perfect couple, Bucky and Doll had been arm and arm, dazzling everyone with their love-drunk smiles. Neither had made mention of what had happened in the limo however that is the first thing on his agenda when Bucky gets her alone. 

Steve and Sam had wandered off some time ago but the line of pushy senators and their judgmental wives was slowly coming to an end. Same as the fundraiser weeks ago, the men were all too focused on Doll’s cleavage and the women left their hands on Bucky’s arm for far too long. 

“James tells me you two got married a couple of weeks ago,” one overly dramatic woman had said, feigning joy at the couple. 

“Oh yes, we did! It was a small ceremony but so perfect,” Doll responded, her left hand coming to his chest so the older woman could see her admittedly massive rings. At the sight, she’d wrinkled up her nose before whispering a “congratulations” and walking away. 

“She acted like I sucked you off in front of her,” Doll says, watching the woman disappear into the crowd. 

Chuckling, Bucky follows her eye line to the retreating woman, “We did come in looking less than presentable.”

“I made sure we both looked normal when we came in.”

“Speaking of that, care to explain?” 

She can feel his blue eyes on the side of her face so she turns to look at him, “I made it pretty clear, didn’t I? I am not your submissive housewife. I’m in control just as much as you are and you needed a reminder of that.”

“Trying to assert your dominance then.”

“I’d say I was successful,” she says under her breath as Steve and Sam make their way back to the couple. 

Bucky smirks, hand finding the middle of her back and smiles at the two approaching men. Steve informs them that the host wants to make a toast and that they need to make their way outside. 

“You never told me why they were honoring you three for.”

“Guess you’ll have to wait and see,” he says while guiding her towards the backyard which is really a well-manicured garden. 

“Jesus it looks like they live on the set of Bridgerton,” whispering to Bucky, her eyes wide taking in the elaborate hedges and rose bushes around them. 

“Isn’t this what Anthony’s house looks like?”

“We lived in his apartment. It wasn’t until Morgan was born that Pepper decided they needed a house outside of the city and ‘away from the violence’ that they bought that house,” she explains, using air quotes around most of the statement. 

His thought is interrupted by the host, a short older man in a violently blue suit, who begins to speak. 

“Welcome everyone! My wife and I want to say thank you for joining us this evening,” he shouts over the crowd, greedily grabbing his much younger wife, “We asked you here to celebrate three very special gentlemen and what they have done for this country. Steven Rogers, Samuel Wilson, and James Barnes fought bravely for our country in Iraq together only to come back and continue to serve us selflessly. These three men have given most of their lives to protect their fellow American citizens and we can’t thank them enough. In addition to being fearless soldiers, they are also close friends of mine as well as many of you so let’s raise our glasses in honor of them. To Steven, Samuel, and James!” The crowd erupts into a cacophony of shouts, cheers, and hoorahs. Cameras flash, blinding the four as the senator poses with them, no doubt using their veteran and mercenary statuses to garner more votes and support. 

In between photos, she leans over to Bucky to clarify their earlier conversation, “All this to show off his fancy toy soldiers.”

“Something like that.”

“Now I see why you’re such a controlling asshole, always under the thumb of smaller and weaker men.”

The hand on her hand shifts to harshly grab her waist, “Or I have a spitfire for a wife.”

“You wouldn’t have it any other way.”

[missmagooglie]

Fuck it Friday! I'm still deciding whether to continue this into a full blown fic or just leave it as a ficlet, but have some canon divergence from this last episode...

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“You were supposed to be here with me, baby,” he says as tears well in his eyes. “And now you're not.”

She puts her hands on his cheeks and brushes his tears away. “I'm sorry,” she says. “I'm sorry I left, and I'm sorry I didn't tell you why.” She steps closer, her body pressing against him as she says, “But I'm here now. Baby, I'm right here.”

A broken, anguished sound spills from his lips as she presses a kiss to them, but he doesn't hesitate before surging forward and wrapping her in his arms and deepening the kiss.

“I missed you,” he confesses. “Shannon, I missed you so much.”

“Show me,” she says. “Show me how much you missed me. Show me how much you want me.”

Her legs wrap around him seamlessly as he lifts her, like they've done it a hundred times before. They kiss like they're trying to consume one another as he carries her to the bedroom.

They shed their clothes hurriedly, clumsy as they grope and cling to one another, unwilling to part for even a moment.

Her back arches as he presses into her and they lose themselves to simple, carnal pleasure. This part is easy. This part has always been easy for them, even when nothing else was.

“I missed you so much,” he tells her, his words watery and choked with emotion. “I've been so lost without you.”

She runs her fingers through his hair, tilting his face to meet her eyes as she does. “I'm right here,” she says. “I won't ever leave you again, baby.”

He gives a plaintive whine, and his hips move faster, shifting from something languid and sensual to something sharper and more possessive. She moans and clings to him. “Yeah, baby. Just like that,” she gasps. “You always fuck me so good.”

“Shannon,” he sobs, pressing his tear-streaked face into her neck, “I need you. I need this. Please.”

“I’ve got you,” she says. “I love you, Eddie.”

He comes inside her, his body shuddering and his breath ragged. For a moment, he lies still on top of her, his cock still pressed into her, and then he goes tense. Suddenly, the air in the room is different. Heavier.

“Oh my god,” he says, pulling away from her quickly. “Kim, I’m– fuck. I’m so sorry. I shouldn’t have done that.”

“You don’t need to be sorry,” she says, leaning back on her elbows as she starts to sit up, “and I don’t need to be Kim. Not right now.”

“No, Kim, this– this is too much,” he says, frantically running his hands through his hair. “I– Jesus, I can’t believe I just did that. We shouldn’t have done that.”

She reaches out to him, but he flinches away. 

She bites her lip and looks up at him from beneath her new bangs that look so much like a dead woman's. “I can be her for you, Eddie,” she says. “I came here tonight so that I could be her for you. So I could help you find something that you lost.”

“And I– Kim, I appreciate you trying to help me find closure, but we took this too far. I took this too far. I called you by her name! I let myself believe that you were her!”

“I wanted you to,” she says, sitting up and pushing into his space. “I wanted to be the woman you love, Eddie. I– I could be the woman you love. You just have to let me.”

He stands up and steps away from the bed. Trembling and naked, he says, “I need you to go now.”

“You don’t mean that,” she says. “Baby, you can’t mean that.”

“Don’t– don’t call me that,” he says.

“You were so angry with her for leaving you,” she pushes on, “but I’m not going to leave you. I can stay.”

“Kim–”

“Call me Shannon,” she pleads.

“Kim,” he says, more forcefully this time. He starts to say more, but he’s cut off by sound of the front door opening.

“Da-ad!” Christopher calls out from the living room. “We’re ba-ack!”

“Fuck. Shit,” he says, scrambling to put his clothes back on, and throwing the clothes she was wearing toward her. “My son cannot see you.”

“What?” she says with an outraged expression that looks all too familiar, “Are you serious?”

“About my son not seeing a woman who looks like his dead mother coming out of my bedroom?” Eddie says incredulously. “You’re damn right I’m serious. There’s a door in the kitchen. You sneak out that way while I go to the living room and distract them.”

“Eddie?” Marisol calls. “Are you home?”

Her eyes widen. “Who is that?” she demands, her eyes sparking with anger and jealousy.

“None of your business,” he hisses. “You need to leave before my kid sees you.”

She fumes at him, but relents, pulling her blouse back over her head. 

They’re both close enough to decent, so he peeks out into the hallway before gesturing for her to follow him into the kitchen. He waves her toward the back door, before pasting on a big smile for Christopher and Marisol as he walks into the dining room and shuts the door behind him.

A bare few minutes later, his phone buzzes. He picks it up and sees a text from her. 

When can I see you again?

Eddie glances nervously at his son and his girlfriend, hoping desperately that they don't ask who's texting him. 

I don’t think that’s a good idea, he writes back. I think this should be goodbye. 

I’m not leaving you again, comes the almost immediate response. I know that’s not what you want.

A chill runs down his spine, and his hand trembles slightly as he taps out, You aren’t her. 

I can be, she replies. I want to be. For you.

He swallows back the static buzz of rising panic, drowning out the cheerful chatter from his son and his girlfriend, and wonders if the mistake he just made is bigger than he realized. 

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[nixie-writes]

Sir pentious x Michaela(female white demon with two furry tails and yellow eyes,wear black shirt and blue shorts,is aggressive at first but is really just a softie,bisexual,favorite color is black)

Plot:Michaela been at hazbin hotel before Sir pentious and at first,she didn't trust him at first

But after a while,she start to grow soft for him and while having a sleepover with sir pentious,she start to realize something

"Oh crap,I'm in love with this snake door" she thought

(It's the same ask but with plot added in)

Hey! I felt bad when you said you couldn't afford a commission, so I made this a little longer than usual requests. I hope you enjoy this, I tried to include all of the story into one page.

Michaela’s yellow eyes swiveled across the day room of the hotel. Despite Pentious’ efforts to kill Alastor again, it seemed rather safe. She could get used to this. It was paradise. At least, almost paradise, when Vaggie opened the door and revealed Pentious standing in the doorway, a nervous smile on his face. “Why, hello my dear-ack!” Vaggie punched him in the face and aimed her spear at him. Michaela jumped up, tails bushed, her white fur fluffed out to make herself look more threatening.

After Charlie welcomed Pentious in the hotel, Michaela followed him around, watching his every move. He appeared to be looking at some wristwatch a lot. Was it handmade? She wasn’t sure. But he participated in every exercise for the day and he appeared friendly. She still didn’t trust him. 

But after he was exposed to be working with the Vees she launched herself at him, snarling, claws extended. Charlie grabbed Michaela by her shoulders and pulled the white-furred demoness away from Pentious. “This isn’t how we handle things!” She chastised, helping Pentious stand up. Charlie may have forgiven him but Michaela had not. 

Days passed into weeks with nothing new regarding Pentious. He participated in every exercise, he stopped building weapons in the hotel and even made handy gadgets that helped everyday tasks become easier. It was late in the night when Pentious tugged on her black shirt - a black shirt she was proud of. It featured her favorite band in all of Hell - Midnight Rockers. A little peeved that someone touched her favorite shirt she turned around to see Pentious. 

“Ah yes, how do I start this…?” He hummed to himself as he pulled out some note cards. “Miss Michaela, will you uh…join me in a sleepover with the eggies?” It was flabbergasting how bluntly he asked. Fixing her shirt and adjusting her blue shorts she sighed. “Sure, whatever, we’ll see what happens,” she answered with a touch of crassness in her tone. Pentious looked over the moon. “Oh, thank you miss Michaela, you won’t regret it!” He bowed down, pulling his hat down as well, and slithered away excitedly. Michaela rolled her eyes. 

Finally 8 o’clock struck and Michaela held her promise to visit Pentious’ room for a sleepover. He didn’t have much. Just a lot of pillows and blankets, and a television. He tried scanning for a good movie to watch but Michaela wasn’t much into movies. She preferred music, but she knew her generation of music would kill a Victorian era child. They sat together watching some shitty movie about a skeleton sinner and a Hellhound joining forces to make a drug ring. Pentious was asleep almost immediately. Michaela was petting him gently and a sudden thought crossed her mind. 

“Oh god, I have feelings for this slippery dork.”

[stars-n-spice]

Thoughts on s3 Ep06!

Going to make this quick and will probably be shorter than others because I have fuck awful memory and even though I literally just saw the episode, I watched episode 7 right after and so that's fresher in my mind bUT

Spoilers under cut-

As always, these are not coherent thoughts or in any order of the episode and what happened in it

CHUCHI MY BELOVED MY QUEEN I WAS SO HAPPY TO SEE HER AGAIN!!

And I was surprised to see the Raxus Senator again, it really does seem like they're trying to tie up all the loose ends so now I wouldn't be surprised if that Bennie (?) kid shows up again or something

Felt like a fucking clown when I was like "Oh that's Tech, that's so Tech" the entire time during the beginning of the episode only for it to not be Tech

Howzer <3

I completely forgot about what happened between Howzer and Crosshair on Ryloth so I was like,, "Why the fuck is Howzer being so aggressive?? I don't remember Howzer being so aggressive??" and then I was like, "oh yeah,, nvm-"

I just keep loving Crosshair more and more with every episode,, Force help me

OMEGA MIMICKING CROSSHAIR WITH THE TOOTHPICK?!?!? SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!

Captain Rex my beloved <3

He looks so funny without his pauldron thingy

ALSO

I could nOT sit still the entire time I was watching these episodes,, I was watching it like how Asian dads watch TV,, like right up in front of the tv and whatnot

It was also because it was dark as fuck and I couldn't see SHIT because my tv kinda sucks but I was standing for pretty much the entire time

Then when Wrecker appeared I fell to my knees

I'm going to be thinking about him petting Batcher for a long time-

OKAY BUT WHEN HUNTER SAW OMEGA MIMICKING CROSSHAIR AND HE HAD THE FAINTEST SMILE ON TOP OF THAT LOOK OF CONFUSION??

Also I love Echo so so so so much,, when he gave her that modified crossbow and told her to keep the others in check?? :(( mom,,

"they don't look happy to see us...just like old times huh?" WRECKER omfg,,

also that clone assassin is so tech right?? like,, that's Tech yeah?? even with the voice thingy he sounds like Crosshair kinda and in the previous episode Crosshair had a moment where he sounded like Tech so like,, that's GOTTA be him

Aaaa,, when Howzer starting coming for Crosshair and Wrecker looked about ready to square up in the background,, and then Hunter defending Cross later, ack ack ackk

CONFIRMATION THAT CROSS WENT THROUGH WITH THAT TRAINING BUT HE'S TOO "SEVERE AND UNYIELDING" SO IT DIDN'T WORK AAAA

at that point i'm kinda surprised they kept him alive?? but still-

i really thought Rex might know what 'M-count' was when Omega mentioned it since he was around Jedi but I guess not??

that entire conversation I was chanting, "Talk to Ahsoka, talk to Ahsoka, talk to Ahsoka"

dude when the fucking,, when (i'm going to call him Tech) when Tech just fucking SNUCK in and was like RIGHT there,,

FUCK that entire,, ugh when he called to report he found Omega I was just like,, "Oh they fucked up so badly. So badly"

EVERY EPISODE HAS ME FUCKING TERRIFIED ABOUT OMEGA BEING TAKEN AWAY AGAIN

the,, the conversation between Crosshair and the clone assassin,,

Cross,,, dude,, what,, what are you hiding man?

Fireball :(((((((((

UGHH

then Tech got fucking crushed by all those rocks and I was like,, "Okay, so maybe he ISN'T tech," but then,, fucking episode 7 changed that-

ALSO ALSO!! SHOWING THE CLONE BASE,, WITH THE FUCKIN,,, WITH THE FUCKING CLONE THEME IN THE BACKGROUND AGUUGHHHEHEUUHHHGHHH

AND THEN WOLFFE AT THE END??? THANK THE FUCKING FORCE THIS WAS A TWO EPISODE RELEASE DAY FUCK

OH MY GOD I MISSED YOU COMMANDER

FUCKING

AAAAAA

anyways,,

im so normal about this show :)

[fruity-legos]

tacos tirade is litteraly villan nova and redeemed night hunter so here is a analysis

Orange text-Taco/Nova

Pink text-Mepad/Night hunter

Are you sure this is what you want? - Night hunter trying to reason with nova

If you want to psychoanalyze someone, don’t look at me, Look at them, - Nova trying to deflect the question if this is realy what she desires and pushing it to the night bureau/dream chasers

it's so pathetic How they run to fetch their sticks - How the dream chasers/Night bureau fix others problems

Sure, call me polemic, unsympathetic At least I know other tricks - Nova being seen as delusional or unhinges in season 1, and how she tries to actually make an effort in the team

Look at me and all you'll see is the debris of some defective outcast A frenetic, antithetic (if poetic) little iconoclast - Nova and the insomniacs being excluded from the dreamchasers and once again being percieved as delusional

But I won't live in the past- oh my gyat i love this line!!! This both represents taco and nova in a really god way, how nova is still stuck to thinking shes inferior

I almost won this game once, you know?- How nova found out about the night bureau and dreamchasers

But, history is rearranged just to credit those who win the glory So reality is changed in the edit when they spin the story - Nova talking about royce and maybe the dram chasers and feeling jealous shes not getting any credit for opening the rift to reunite izzie and mateo with sneak, even if its supposed to be classified

And we choose to feel this pain - Nova talking about how the night bureau CHOOSES for some dreamers to get hurt

And we lose more than we gain - Nova talking about how she lost her freinds and only had izzie

But I will break this cycle of mistakes, unlike all Of these snakes whom I call to condemn - Nova feeling like shes saving all of them from the night bureau and reffering to the dream chasers/night bureau as snakes who she thinks shes saving

If I can't win the prize, I'll play this last reprisal Just to bring their lies all to an end - Nova knowing that she can and never will be a dreamchaser, and becoming a threat to the night bureau for trying to expose the,

Ack! You need regeneration! Unfortunately, I don't have much faith in that process. - Nova not believing in regeneration/healing i guess??

Of course not..

Why of course not? You believe yourself to be incapable of starting over in more ways than one, I do not know who you lost, but is it not possible to get them back? - Night hunter knowing that nova feels like she cant change her ways and wants to bring her freinds back ( since the insomniacs are in a diff grade i think?) despite going through it himself

'Clear the slate, start again' Are you hearing how preposterous that sounds? - Nova so suprised how night hunter sounds considering what he is

How do you not comprehend that for someone with my

MONSTRUS BACKROUND! - idk what to explain here lol this is just really fitting to me

The whole slate has fallen apart - Novas dreams of figuring everything out falling apart (Taco that is not true, there are other ways to--)- Night hunter trying to reason with her

It's too late..

(It's not too late..) For me to restart! - fits the so well guys i cant explain it

But its not I, its they

Who deign to play this game!

So cruel and inhumane,

Base and uncouth! - Nova talking about how the night bureau is terrible at their job and acts cruel and inhumane not only to non aware dreamers like her, but everyone in the dream world.

Let us talk about it when your

Head is not so clouded. You're no

Menace, Taco, how did they hurt you? - Despite this, night hunter still tries to get through to her despite her actions because he docent want her to make the same mistakes he did

( Please think this though!!)

I think they're too afraid to

bear the bed they made Can't bring themselves to face the awful-

Feeling double-crossed is part of

Dealing with a loss, yes, but the

Healing is a process, that's the-

TRUTH..

Haha bed because dreamzzz hahah im so funny! anyways nova feeling like the night bureau cant handle that they hurt dreamers and dream creatures in their ways

And night hunter giving his advice after what hes been through, but it fails.

( AAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUGGGGGHHHH )

So I'm turning up the heat to 'sauté', I've a beef to get grilled But I fully guarantee that today all the beans that get spilled Won't be mine, no I'm FIIIINNNEEE! - nova in denial of her actions once more

Shh! Now it's time - nova putting her plan into action, with night hunters actions failing to get through.

( sorry if this is confusing crying emoji, and sorry if i get any innacuracies with the au!!)

HTHSHHDJSHSHS RABHHHAHDBSSJ

TWEAKING, CRYING SCREAMING THROWING UP ASCENDING DOING BACKFLIPS RNSNFNNFFNNFNFNFFNFN OMGGGGG

I'M GONNA HAVE TO DRAW OR MAKE AN EDIT IDK CUZ THIS IS LITERALLY PERFECT

Oomf pls tell me you have more songs I need more food JRJAJDJ🙏

[yeehawbvby]

I'm taking up that offer to ramble because shfsbfgbgfj you 🤝🏻 me on adopting Dell omg. But honestly? I adore that whole family. The interaction between Nora and Holt when the party is confused about Dell's character's heritage and Holt's just like "whatever you say, honey"??? Yeah. Ack. Melted right there like that one piece of taffee you forgot in your pocket on a summer day and now your pants are a sticky mess from it,

I also am so goddamn delighted by the old npcs' dialogues, it's insane. I adore them. They are SO charming. Elsie and Terithia are my mothers now. When Terithia talked about Errol in his swimwear i was straight up giggling, thank you sgdhbfghj. I like to imagine that Elsie, Terithia, Juniper and Lyra get together occasionally to just spill some tea, y'know? Just girls being girls<3 Maybe December and/or Kimi could join in on too, if they are into that :3

(And speaking of them, i have read your tags 👁👁 i need to practice my pixel art anyways so i might just draw them if that's okay!🫶🏻)

YEAH the families are so sweet.. also the older couples being absolutely in love/seeing none of that "the ol ball and chain >:( " stuff is SO GOOD OH MY GOD.. I was kinda upset that we can't romance Hemlock at first bc holy shit he's handsome,,, but seeing how much of a wife guy he is changed my opinion SO fast.

Omg same like the old people rock in this?? Elsie is so fun especially, I love how much she's into romance and drama and whatever. She's a wine aunt 100% and i desperately need a girls night with her and the other ladies and ALSO holy fuck the tension between Juniper and Valen??? That absolutely has to be a topic at some point (when Juniper is absent, lest she poison us "by accident" with her next potion ujkrnegjknre)

Waaaahhhh of course it's ok omg, ty!! ;;w;; If you don't mind though I wanna at least draw Kimi before you get to her, the picrew I made is pretty close to what I imagined but it's not entirely there!! (I actually drew like a somewhat-chibi of her the other day but it's not very good so I'm embarrassed/reluctant to post iernkjgea)

[cablll]

ACK I accidentally put this on your art account instead of your main but anyway HERE IT ISSS

Your sona looks rad so I drew her!

I hope I did the design justice :3

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I FUCKING LOVE THIS OH MY GOD THANK YOU SO FUCKING MUCH

[eltheabberation]

ya know i've gotta ask seiakimon for the bingo

I LOVE THEM ACK <333

Ok uhh fuck how do I talk about them without my brain turning to mush uhh warning for incoherent rambling

okay so the end of the anteiku raid. I have reread that part of the arc so many times cause <33 Like Akira's worried about Amon so Seidou runs off while lamenting how he always watched her from the side and never could really confront his feelings for her and then he finds Amon and then he sees that he's injured and when Tatara shows up Amon tries to tell him to run away cause Amon doesn't want to lose anyone else he cares about but Seidou refuses because he says he's a ghoul investigator and he became a ghoul investigator to protect the people he cares about (his family) right so it also makes sense that he would bring it up here because he's also trying to do that he's trying to protect both Amon and also Akira to an extent because he knows she cares about him and he just wants them to be happy and oh god this whole sentence is an entire paragraph. Anyway Seidou gets chomped and AKIRAS REFLECTED IN HIS EYES BECAUSE EVEN THOUGH HES DYING HES THINKING ABOUT HER. Oh and also the way Amon SCREAMS when Seidou gets "killed." He literally throws away the very very tiny amount of regard he had for his own life and goes in to try and kill Tatara despite literally having lost an arm and also presumably a lot of blood.

Okay uh then we have Rushima which HOLY SHIT. They all tried to kill/save each other which is kinda funny but also SJFSFSFKJL. FUCKING. Okay and Seidou tells Akira that he wanted her to see him as a hero and then Akira calls him a killer ghoul but okay in my head she's not just telling him that she's also trying to convince herself of that and that killing him really is the only option or maybe I'm looking too far into this ANYWAY. And then Amon comes out to save both of them because he cares about both of them and he also closes his kakugan whenever it's in Akira's view because he's scared of her seeing him as a monster or something. And also even though Seidou's killed a ton of people and is probably considered a monster even by ghoul standards Amon's still like "oh he deserves a second chance." Okay buddy. AND THEN THE SCENE WHERE AKIRA SHIELDS SEIDOU BECAUSE DEEP DOWN SHE ALWAYS CARED ABOUT HIM AND SKJLHFIU:OIS:DJH And then Amon protects them to make sure Akira and Seidou get away safely and ACK

Also uh they go on a date that one time :) And Amon is too busy eating skewers to fully notice the extent of the chaos around him :) Ok my brain is mush now there's so much more to talk about but I lost like 12 out of 15 braincells while writing this which is probably nothing compared to the amount anyone who had the misfortune of reading this lost. Anyway uh if you can't tell uh I like this ship :>

[fishiecomics]

Beastober Day 6: Devil

Another short story under cut

Prompt list Day 1 Day 2 Day 3 Day 4 Day 5

“Damn, that’s rough.”

Fishie’s consciousness came back to them in a flash, a rough voice filling her ears and the surrounding area engulfing her vision. Or what she assumed was the area. All she could see was nothing. A vast expanding void with no top or bottom. She looked down to see if her feet were touching the floor and was met with nothing. Not just no floor, but no feet, no legs, no torso. Nothing.

Panic started to set in. She didn’t understand what was going on. What happened to her? Where did her body go? Where was she?

“Whoa whoa, calm down there.” She heard that voice again. She looked around, desperately trying to find the source, but was met, again, by nothing.

“Oh, right. One second.”

Suddenly, a form started to shape in front of her. Her brain could hardly keep up with the way it morphed itself into something… something familiar. The creature shook themselves out like a dog that just came out of the shower, it’s fur fluffing out a bit before settling against the rest of their body.

“Ah, that’s better.” The hog creature sighed, stretching their arms out with a loud cracking sound coming from their back.

“Babayop?” The hog scratched their chin.

“I mean, technically yes. Depending on the place, I could be El Ceruto, Butamono, Schweinetier, The Hog. Love The Hog, nice and simple, really gets the point across.” Fishie just stared blankly at the hog as they rambled, overwhelmed by the situation at hand.

“Ack. Anyway, just call me Deemgo.”

“Okay. Deemgo. Uh, can I know what’s going on?”

“Welp. You died.” Deemgo stated matter-of-factly.

“O-Oh.” She stuttered. She should have probably guessed that. The last thing could remember was the pyre and it didn’t really make sense for her to have escaped it. If she still had limbs, she’d probably be feeling the burns from the flames or the ache in her lungs from inhaling all that smoke.

“You don’t seem that shocked about it.” Fishie scoffed.

“Did you see what happened? Did you see anything leading up to it? It was only a matter of time until they finally ended me. I…” She stopped suddenly, the gravity of her death starting to settle in.

“I didn’t… I tried, you know? I didn’t want much, I was fine with just keeping to myself and living out my days with my friends in my cave.” She hoped they’d be okay, they were all animals so she assumed they’d be able to find their own food, but the thought of not seeing them again made her non-existent heart ache.

“And, you know, seeing Perlah everyone in a while. I was okay with that. I know Perlah wanted more for me. But it was stupid think I was ever gonna do anything but suffer. Stupid to think I was ever gonna get that wish.”

“And that wish would be?” The hog tilted their head, curious.

“Why do you care? Not like you did much as my “God.”” She hoped Deemgo could hear the air quotes around god.

“Okay, first, gross. Don’t call me God. You think a god comes with a set of these?” She pointed to the horns on her head.

“I don’t know, how many gods do you think I’ve met?” Deemgo shrugged.

“Fair enough. Still, back to the point. Say I could do some wish granting. What would you want?”

Fishie didn’t answer for a moment, thinking back on Perlah’s final words to her. It was same message that her parents left behind before her. But only now did she really know what they meant.

“I want to live.”

She could see Deemgo about to say something and quickly cut her off.

“And I don’t mean just be alive, I mean, like. I want to actually live a life, not just try to scrape by and hide in the cracks of people’s walls. I want to meet people, make friends, have fights, fall in love, you know? I don’t want to just survive. I want to live.”

Fishie felt out of breath somehow, suddenly getting embarrassed.

“Ah, sorry for trauma dumping.”

“I literally asked.” Despite this, Fishie still felt the urge to cover her face with her non-existent hands. Deemgo sighed.

“Listen, I can’t just ‘bring out back to life’ with how things ended for you. Your soul’s mine now. But I can probably set you up with something if you want to make a deal.”

“I’m listening.” Deemgo smiled.

[reijixia13]

How about a short story?

Rose under the moonlight ||°MLB&CN°||

Chat Noir!Cat Blanc x M!Reader

by Reiji_13

C: art not mine, cttro @p0mmia

Message: Hi p0mmia, sorry I couldn't message you right away, This art just suddenly gave me a short story vibe so I used the Rose to be a story title hehe hope you like this thought

There are things as shit as it can be, There are times that you feel happiness in your life, But Theres Pain and sadness, Maybe anger or rage just like a Rose.

How? Well wonder the description of a Rose, It starts with its beauty, But with the Thorns as it's vissible pain, You never knew what a Rose could turn to be a beautiful painfulled person.

“What are you reading?” A voice called out, In Panic I quickly look around on guard in this midnight under the moon and all, WHO THE HELL SAYS THAT WHEN IM ON A GOD DAMN ROOF?!

“Hey, Relax it's just me-” Before the I could even recognize the person, I hit them hard on the stomach “Chat Noir... ugggh” A thud was heard, I hurriedly came to aid him on the ground of my roof.

“Ack!!! Chat Noir?!” I quickly took a look at his pained expression, “ohh... Sorry! I didn't- I mean- Ackkkkkk!” In frustration i grabbed my hair.

“ughh, HeEey don't try taking it out on your hair!” Still hurt, Chat Noir helped me by taking my hands into his as we stared at each other, He blinked before blushing furiously bashing his hands around “oh- Sorry!”

°·。𑁍

After sometime around the both of us ended up calming down before I questioned what he doing on my roof

“Well.. I planned a scenario for ladybug but.. Like always, she sets me aside”

I look at him with a saddening expression, I know how it feels to have that kind of affection..

“Ahh, I knew of that too..”

Honestly Luka is kind, but his very dense, at some point his only focusing his ideals to Dupang-cheng now, By now I probably gave up.

“Hey, I know we only met, But it would be a great pleasure if you could accompany me” Chat Noir said as he stood up, look at me and reach out his hand for me. I take his hand slowly,

“Well, I don't exactly have anything else to do. But sure, Just that-”

Before I could even finish, He swooped me up and jumped off the building, before we could reach the ground with my yellings for the lord, He jumped to another building.

I can only feel the wind as my eyes stuck shut, helding for safety, I can only hear Chat chuckling, Im getting back at him-

“Alright! We're here~!”

I turn around after he gently put me down, I gasp in awee as the fairy lights illuminate the night roof, Up above can be seen a clear moon just like

“The Rose Under the Moonlight..”

I turn to chat

“Chat this is-”

I stopped as I looked at his gloomy expression sitting on the railings.

“This is what I made for Ladybug..”

I agape, Even if Ladybug is a great and super busy hero, She should atleast came to see the efforts one could already tell how much Chat Noir is Inlove with her but she should be greatful she had someone as Great as Chat Noir to make this effort. I smiled silently I walked to his side and gave his back a hug.

“This is great, I know Ladybug would've enjoyed it.” I felt a little shuffling, And when I turn to look at him, He was reaching to my head, Something was placed between my head and ear.

“I heard you muttering about a rose, I persume you like roses?” I look at him with a tint of blush, greatful for the darkness hiding the little blush im having.

“Uh not exactly, But” I look up at the sky, the moon and stars waving down at us. “I love it when its about the moon and a rose.”

“That's why the book seems familiar” I turn to look at him questionably, He turn to me with a smile “What? I read alot of books too.” He said, That got me enchanted.

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Im here under the star night, no moon in sight, but the lights of my roof still gave the warm but still cold wind, Look off from afar as I wonder

It's been a while since I've seen Chat, I wonder if his busy with Ladybug..

At some point, My heart ache remembering the scene with Marinette and Luka.. How could he look at her like that, when he couldn't even notice how much I look at him like how he looks at her..

I didn't even notice the tears..

A quite sob excape me, I tried to hide it by putting my hands on my mouth.

It hurts, I don't know how many times I had fell inlove with someone from a far, It either be a Media Idol, A non existing character or Someone who I could call my bestfriend.

“Oh what's even the point? He wouldn't like me with this gender.”

“What are you glooming around my purrince?” I quickly looked around, From a corner, stood a dark figure, by his voice I could already know its Chat Noir.

“Chat?” I still had to make sure who he really is, He slowly came from the dark, I gasp taking a step back.

“Sorry Darling, But Im called Blanc, Cat Blanc” I looked at him hovering me, His giving an oddly warm aura but still, Chat Noir Has black suit and- And Green eyes! Plus blonde hair-

“suprise? Are you happy? I would even be greater than this, And even greater than a bug rat” He said that so casually with a smug smirk.

“I- I still like the Old Chat Noir!” I quickky covered my mouth, scared as his eyes turned serious, his piercing blue eyes glared at mine.

“Now, Your only making it worse Love” He said, He came even closer to take my chin and made me stare at his eyes, His eyes were gazing down “Thought, with this naughty lips of yours would be purrfectly swollen” His tounge swiped through his lips as his eyes gaze back to mine, I could feel my face getting hot from the comment.

Before anything, I felt his lips into mine, I stare at him in shock to see his smile hardening the kiss, pushing my back to the railings.

“wait-” I pushed him away to take a breath, I touched my swelling lips with a mess of my hair.

“Just like I thought, Tasty” I looked at him blushing furiously as he swiped his tounge to his lips again while looking at me, “Also purrfectly swollen” His expression turned serious, and turned his gaze seemingly behind me, “But I would perfer if you had left us alone bug rat”

As a yo-yo passed by, He quickly took me to his arms rapped it around my smaller body and used his back as a shield, jumping up to a much higher roof.

“And, I would perfer if you leave the poor Civilian alone.” The intimidating voice of Ladybug said, I shiver in spite of the tension, I look at Ladybug who worriedly glance at me, Before I stared up at Chat Noir- No, Cat Blanc to see him glancing down at me.

“Sorry Bug rat, not in the mood for fighting, I still need to bring him somewhere” Despite shivering, I look at them questioning

“what? I just met a villain, also-”

I got deja vu with the jump from the building, My illuming screams can be heard as I hold Cat Blanc tightly, Asking the Gods, Why the hell is this happening to me? Lord if your giving me someone atleast give me someone with a sense of humor.

“NO YOUR COMING BACK HERE SO I CAN DE EVILIZE YOUR AKUMA, ALSO BRING THE CIVILIAN TO SAFETY- UGH CHAT!”

The voice of ladybug was heard clearly fading away, I think we lost her but idk how to feel.

“Crazy BugRat for ruining my fucking mood”

I- that's such a strong word- I don't even know what to say, He only squeez me in his arm as he jump after jump.

At some point we reach a location, At first it was dark, But Cat Blanc snapped his fingers and the lights brighten uo the way.

I stare in awee, This might be one of those days where Chat Noir brings me out to look at the moon but this place is new.. Also exept the one who bought me here is Cat Blanc, The evilized side of Chat Noir..

“I-”

I turn to look at him, When I saw him looking at me with those eyes.

“..(Y/N)” I stare at him as he called me, His eyes welled up with tears, He clenched his hands, I inhale before exhailing. I walked up to him and held his hand in question, I put his hand to my cheeks to see him loosining his clench to slowly and gently move his hands through my cheeks like its something vulnerable to his view, like his seeing me break from him.. break..from him..

“What's the problem, Cha- Blanc?” I ask, His eyes stared back at mine, I notice how his eyes are glinting green, He held a petal of rose in hand.

“Blanc, Are you ok?” I ask, He can only stare back at me with silence but now by looking at him, just like how we first became companions for the sorrows we felt, those feeling illuminating from him. I know it so well.

“Blanc, I already told you, You deserve so much better, You should know that someone does appreciate your efforts but taking it out on me is not only for desiring for yourself but your also hurting me. Blanc, Chat or what ever person underneath those mask are, Your still a person who deserves someone, Blanc please don't be like this.. Give up your power.. maybe not for ladybug but try it for me?.. I don't want you hurt..” I stare off the ground, I hear a bell dinging, I look up to see Blanc reaching out to his collar before he stopped still holding my hand in his other, he point at his bell, But I also saw the Petal slowly fell to its end.

I smiled knowing his giving up, I quickly kissed his cheek “Thank you Blanc..” I said before taking the bell out and throwing it at the ground, He even volunteered to smash it with his foot, Ladybug came in right on time to de evilize the akuma.

When ladybug screamed 'Miracoulous Ladybug' Blanc was only staring at me, waving before turning to Chat Noir who uncousiously fell to the ground, I quickly came to catch him.

“I guess I missed out alot..” I stare at Ladybug, Only smiling

“jusy so you know, ones effort shouldn't be treated like trash.. Ladybug you should still be thankful..” I voice out, I stare at her “Because like him, My efforts for my own love for someone is a waste..”

Ladybug only stared at me before smiling at me herself.

“maybe you should also start realizing what that ment” She said, I look at her confused.

“oww, What ment??” I flinched when Chat Noir suddenly arose from him, and quickly smacked him “Ow- wHat wAs thAT fOr?” his voice cracked giving me a chuckled.

“I guess my job here is done, Don't stay up too late, Bug out.” Before I could say my goodbyes, I can only stare at ladybug who swings away.

“Is there by any chance I should know what happend?” I gaze out, Before red was illuminating through my body and face, Chat came close as he took a look at me “Uhh your red??” He ask, Before he could even try anything, I pushed his face out.

“ughh shut up, its such a long night” I said with a sigh, He chuckled before standing up, He reach his hand out before he took me up to stand up. He bowed, taking his staff before magically opening it? With a god damn rose? INSIDE?? “Maybe this Cat should accompany the troubled?” I can only blow blueberries at him before taking the rose, He chuckled before taking me to his arms and again jumping around to take me home. I should probably be scared for my life. AGAIN. But Ladybug's words got me thinking..

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This is so random HAHAHAHHA, I hope you like it heheheh

[over-rad-squad]

But I'm sure you still remember it. It's a "love song", you know?

(My Dear Starlight Chapter 1)

|🎹|

"Onii-chan!!... I'm bored can we invite some friends over tonight Mom's not going to be home for a few months"

I looked at Tsukasa as he got up and did his iconic pose

"HAHAHA OF COURSE MY DEAR SISTER!,I could invite my friends at school and Emu"

"Ooo!,Can I invite Ichi-chan?!"

"Of course you can't be left out of our sleepover if you don't have Ichika Hoshino"

We both giggled as we texted our friends to come over!

The first one to arrive was An Shiraishi,Tsukasa's Friend

"Yo You're Saki Tenma Right?"

"Mhm the one and only pianist of Leo/need!"

"Pleasure to meet you Toya always talks A lot about you and Your brother"

"Oh we were his Childhood friends!"

-🌟-

I heard the door knock as I left the living room leaving An and Saki Alone to get to know each other

As I opened the door the next person to arrive was Emu,Rui and Nene

"Ha-Ha!,well if isn't My Theater Members!"

"Just call us friends Dumbass"

Nene Looked annoyed at my loud voice

Of course Emu tackles me with her usual catchphrase...

"WONDERHOY!~★, Tsukasa-Kun!! Thank you so so so so MUCH for inviting us over!!"

"Emu....You're killing me Ack!"

"Emu Get off of Tsukasa Your going to hurt him"

Emu immediately got off me as I got up

"Fufu, Tsukasa-Kun it's a pleasure to be here you know!"

...Of course Rui....

ALWAYS giggling like he's flirting with me WE AREN'T DATING EACH OTHER

As we walked to the living room Saki noticed me and the others

"Hi Guys!!"

Nene and Emu Went towards Saki and An and Not Rui

"Why are you still here aren't you going to hang out with the others?"

"No Tsukasa-Kun I want to hang out with you instead!"

Act cool Tsukasa I thought as I chuckled to Rui

"OF COURSE A WORLD FUTURE STAR WILL HANG OUT WITH YOU DIRECTOR!"

-🎮-

Of course we all heard Tsukasa yell how is Saki Okay with all the yelling?

"Saki how can you still handle his yelling?"

"Hehe he's always been like that"

As I sighed and continued playing my game until I heard another knock pausing my game

"I'll get it..."

I approached to the door to See Mizuki And Toya

"Ah Mizuki,Toya!"

"Hi Nene-san I had to bring Toya-kun with me while we were on our way to Tsukasa-senpai's place!"

I smiled softly since I'm neutral with them

"Of course You two are my school mates after all"

-🎈-

I noticed Nene Talking to Toya and Mizuki and I waved at Mizuki

"Oya Mizuki!"

"RUI!!!"

Mizuki Immediately ran Towards me and Hugged me as Toya Went To greet Saki and Tsukasa

"I missed you Sooo much Rui!"

"Fufu Anything that makes you happy to see me!"

-🎧-

I smiled at Saki and I saw Toya

"Yo Toya!,your invited too?!"

"Ah...well yes Tsukasa-senpai invited the people he knows at School"

"Isn't Onii-chan the best?!"

Saki smiles At the both of us as I sighed in defeat

"If he wasn't a troublemaker at school with Kamishiro he would've been the best"

We heard the door knocked as Saki got up to get it

-🎹-

As I went to door I opened it to see Ichika,Akito and Ena

"ICHI-CHAN!!!"

I hugged Ichika as I squeal

"S-Saki you're embarrassing me!"

Ena And Akito just watches have a lovely time and I started to blush

"S-Sorry Shinonome-Kun and Shinonome-san! C'mon in!"

"Ugh Finally about fucking time..."

"Akito!"

"What You swear too!"

"Nuh uh!"

And of course the Shinonome siblings began to argue

-🌟-

Saki Came in with Akito and Ena and her Girlfriend Ichika

"AKITO!"

".... oh dear God no"

"Oya Shinonome-Kun!"

"OH GREAT!"

"Ah Mizuki!!"

"Enana!~♪"

"Wh-?!,ENA YOU AREN'T GOING TO HELP ME?!"

"Nope"

"WHAT THE FUCK ENA?!"

I gave Akito a pat on the shoulder

"Pleasure to see you again!"

"....oh brother"

-☕-

I approached Akito with a smile

"Akito,I wasn't expecting you to be here! "

"TOYA?!"

Akito shouted as I gave him a hug TOTALLY NOT HOMO

"Geez...You always make me happy y'know that right?"

"Mhm!"

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I watched as Toya and Akito get along of course I am the World's future star

I'm so happy that Toya's happy...

And so does Saki

"Alright I think that's Everyone!"

"Yep Everyone's here Onii-chan!"

"We'll let's get the slumber party Going!"

[quietwingsinthesky]

The Doctor Falls LB collected

- hehe funny cyberman explosion

- nardole i love you so much. i love you. NARDOLE I LOVE YOU. he’s everything to me btw.

- BILL. god. everything is. im hurting.

- “You’re wrong, you know. Quite wrong. I never will be able to find the words.” GOD. nardole. like at least he’ll be fine after this so i dont have to lose two companions in one finale but.

- master hug…………

- STABBED HIM. GOOD JOB MISSY.

- that was the best scene with them btw. it was. it really was. there’s that quiet energy we were missing from mr simm’s master. even if all he was doing was being hugged and stabbed. it was good. “that was nicely done” yeah <3 yeah <3 good scene

- “it’s time to stand with the doctor.” “no, never.” sir. you already did. do you remember that? i do. it changed my fucking life.

- i do like the transition from the first half of the two-parter with “you would never be so self-destructive, and neither would i” to them both killing each other. that’s nice.

- and them LAUGHING about it. god. hey that’s brilliant too. yeah, they fucking would.

- idiot in his idiot box. elevator.

- oh GOD THE DOCTOR DOESN’T KNOW. FUCK. WAIT. JEUSS CHRIST HE DOESNT KNOW HE’LL NEVER KNOW AND SHE DIES ALONE OUT THERE AND. FUCK. SHIT. JESUS. FUCK.

- she’ll be fine i know this she gets to become mr sacha dhawan which is, honestly, quite a reward for her. but still.

- LASERED HIM

- im gonna be honest man i think watching mr capaldi regenerate is traumatizing me. i have so loved the doctor being him. i really have.

- no stars……. i hoped there would be stars…………. FUCK.

- the callback to him talking about the master and him and the pact they made…. too busy burning the stars to see them………… ACK.

- nardole 😭😭😭😭

- god the way this episode just Looks is sooo fucking good. the bright greenery turned to ash. and the flames of the cyberman city in the very beginning. this episode has thee vibes ever.

- BILL. BILL MY LOVE YOU DESERVE SO MUCH BETTER. not narratively. narratively this is beautiful and i love it. but see. i love bill. and i dont want her to hurt.

- PUDDLE GIRLFRIEND!!!!!!!!!!

- GAY LOVE PIERCES THROUGH THE VEIL OF CYBERMAN UPGRADES AND SAVES THE DAY

- WE GET A KISS AND EVERYTHING????? LOSING IT. WHERE THERE’S TEARS THERE’S HOPE

- so fucking funny that both of twelve’s companions’ endings are “get to travel the galaxy with their new immortal girlfriend”

- BILL LEFT HIM HER TEARS

- AUGH

- oh. can he do that? just? say no?

- “I can’t keep on being somebody else.” god. fuck. god. mr capaldi.

- what a man. what an actor. what a doctor.

- WAIT IS THIS

- HAHA. YES. ONE. FIRST DOCTOR. HIIIIIIIIIIIIIII. HIIIIIIIIIIIIII I LISTEN TO YOUR AUDIOS, OLD MAN. where’s your granddaughter btw. people have been wondering about this.

- overall? good episode. shame about simm!master’s writing in general but like the rest fucking slapped.