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my baby is a fully fledged marvel superhero 🫶🏻
#im so proud#wiccan#oh my god i cannot do this#sobbing loudly#teen agatha all along#agatha all along#joe locke#billy kaplan
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slut autism is a curse because i was designed in a lab to reach pure sensory ecstasy during sex but actually having sex in these wacky modern times requires constantly responding to messages on a piece of metal that doesn’t feel real to me and i suck at it so bad so idk. if you want this pussy write me a letter
#blushing#am i the only person fucking exhausted by messaging….#i want to connect with people so bad. i wanna hear their stories. and yeah i wanna fuck nasty#but oh my god. i cannot keep doing this 😀#personal
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Just a normal girl with the cutest smile in the world.
#my posts#my art#my hero academia#toga himiko#ochako uraraka#fanart#mha ochako#himiko toga#bnha#bnha fanart#(I was gonna have ochako's dad taking their picture but oh my god i cannot draw it. its too hard)#(couldnt even do a background. this is from oj2 LOL)
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in every lifetime
happy good omens season 2 anniversary everyone <3
full comic and more under the cut
here are the existing panels i have posted: panels 1, 2, 5, 6, 8, and 9 of panel 2. i probably won't post the rest because i did them really fast (like 4 of them today) so they're not great lmaooo just don't zoom in. honestly just so gobsmacked that i actually managed to finish this i need to go celebrate
and this drawing was inspired by the greatest comic ever created:
#fearandhatred#fearandart#oh my GOD i cannot believe this is finished#this style did numbers on me i'm never doing it again#but i love this idea so much i got it way back in december i think. honestly surprised no one else has done it yet#good omens#good omens season 2#ineffable husbands#aziracrow#crowley#aziraphale#good omens fanart#good omens art
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I do want to say altho I'm very pro shoplifting it is not something to take lightly. it is something that can and WILL get u in a lot of trouble if you get caught at the wrong place and wrong time. I know a lot of people will get comfortable with it and not think much of doing it but u really do have to be careful and smart Abt it . The best case scenario of getting caught is u get banned from a store you probably really like and worst is you get arrested and have charges pressed against you
#best thing 2 do if u get caught play dumb liek 'oh my god i forgot!! im so sorry ill pay for this i didnt even realize i was holding it"#most places say we literally cannot make assumptions we arent allowed to accuse someone of shoplifting#and this isnt always like. a gaurentee most places arent allowed to prosecute u but some will#its good to always b careful and prepared
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no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, backwards, forwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, having the most toe-curling, back-arching, leg-shaking, dick-throbbing, fist-clenching, ear-ringing, mouth-drooling, ass-clenching, nose-sniffling, eye-watering, eye-rolling, hip-thrusting, earthquaking, sheet-gripping, knuckles-cracking, jaw-dropping, hair-pulling, teeth-jittering, mind-boggling, soul-snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan-inducing, heart-wrenching, spine-tingling, back-breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip-biting, gravity-defying, nail-biting, sweaty, feet-kicking, mind-blowing, body-shivering, orgasmic, bone-breaking, world-ending, black hole-creating, universe-destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body-numbing, bark-worthy, can’t-walk, head-nodding, soul-evaporating, volcano-erupting, sweat-rolling, voice-cracking, trembling, sheets-soaked, hair-drenched, flabbergasting, lip-locking, skin-peeling, eyelash-removing, eye-widening, pussy-popping, nail-scratching, back-cutting, spectacular, brain-cell-dissolving, hair-ripping, show-stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, splendid, phenomenal, mouth-foaming, heavenly, awakening. i would give this man the sloppiest, wettest, creamiest, soul-taking, slimy, life-changing, death-dropping, heaven-sent, flabbergasting, hypnotizing, ungodly, astonishing, leg-trembling, back-arched, hands-desperately-grabbing-the-sheets, legs-stretching-out-again-and-again, toe-curling, voice-breaking, whimper-causing, waist-slowly-moving-up-and-down, small heavy breath “I can’t take much more of this,” breaths getting quicker, twitching, throbbing, eyes shut, lip-biting, edging, begging for relief, warm hot rush bubbling up, spit upon the tongue twisting ground tip-talking against the mouth, sideways spit from the end, and lick from the bottom to the top, then spit and lick to the bottom, deep-throating, thrusting slower then faster, faster, FASTER, twisting mouth around each side, THEN I’d let him pound me so FUCKING HARD UNTIL HE IMPREGNATES ME WITH HIS BABIES. YOU, sir, can OBLITERATE me. He could put a nuclear bomb inside me and I’d still ride.
#i saw this gif this morning at 7:24 AM#it is now 9:18 PM and i cannot stop thinking about it#like i so so BADLY need to fuck him it’s not even funny#he gives ‘no matter how casual the sex is he will fuck you like he loves you’#and i both do and do not need it (but i WANT it)#like nicholas please fuck me i fuck back 😭😭😭#and i’m a creamer oh my god like i need him so bad it’s not even funny#lavender baby#nicholas chavez#nicholas alexander chavez
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"I'm not here today to do serious birdwatching with you. I came to discover what you enjoyed doing. I came just for that. Despite unexpected things, if today ends well, it would have been fun."
TAKARA NO VIDRO (2024). EPISODE EIGHT.
#takara no vidro#asianlgbtqdramas#asiandramasource#jdramasource#dramasource#tvedit#*#faiza gifs#OH THIS? HANDS DOWN MY FAVE SCENE OF THE EP.#MY GODDDDDDDD LOOOOOK AT TAKARA TRYING TO HIDE HIS SMILE I CANNOT I CANNOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT DO THIS.#AND THEN WITH THE 'ANYWAAAAAAAY' HAS HE RUNS HIS HAND THROUGH HIS HAIR? STILL SMILING?????#BOYYYY UR A GONERRRRRR.#god theyre gonna be KISSSIIIINGGGGGG next week man I CANNOT WAIT.#and a whole ass POV SWITCH UP episode that japan does SO well? GOD I CANT WAIT TO SEE WHAT TAISHIN IS LIKE THRU TAKARA'S EYES.
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i am absolutely incapable of being normal about this photo. just for the record
#like. i don’t even know what to say#i came across it while searching for something else and legitimately upended my little plate of snacks all over my desk#i’ve never seen it before oh my god#he’s so !!!!#you know?#the way you can see his dewy big brown horse eyes through his sunglasses#the little pout#the HIPS#and do not even get me started on the flappy belt#i cannot even think about that rn or i may have an aneurism#alex turner#humbug era#alex photos#arctic monkeys#lulu posts
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Ничего не останется от нас, Нам останемся, в лучшем случае, мы
hi. hello. listen to this song
i have so many thoughts about these two. oh my god. maybe i will write it out some day, but for now drawing it out will do
translation will be under the cut! knowing the words does add to the work so i do recommend reading it. or just enjoy the art <3
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heres the translation, color coded according to how i broke it up for the art. just in casies
first page:
Love is scarier than war
Love strikes more true than steel
second page:
More true, because of your own volition
third page:
You run towards all the winds
Let there be pain and eternal battle
Not atmospheric, not earthly
fourth page:
But definitely with you
caption:
There will be nothing left of us,
we will be left with, in the best case, ourselves
#kunst huli#legend of zelda#botw link#botw zelda#botw zelink#tloz#zelink#totk#botw#i cannot express how proud i am that i actually managed not only to finish this#BUT. to have it look GOOD#painting stuff n making it messy in an appealing way has always been a fucking STRUGGLE for me#n i do think u can see my over-rendering tendencies rear their head up on the last one#and also i guess i should have made the last two pages connect like i did with the rest of them but i think it still works. thematically#the last one is like. the end. a break. the start of a much needed retirement#a breather u might say!#i also think the devs should have let link hug her at the end#he deserves it he thought hed never see her like this again#oh alsooooo since im on a tangent anyway#like many people i was disappointed by the cop-out of just giving link his arm back at the end of totk#and i still think it would be cool if he didnt#(or if he kept the magic hand. just imagine how thatll help with all the restoration work dlkfgjdfkgjdfkg)#BUT anyway. i thought about it. n i have a theory about what tf did they do at the end to get not only zelda but his arm back#the fucking time powers!!! what if they just reversed time on them...........#much to thunk about. anyway#hope u enjoy <3#now i can go finish phantom hourglass#god i hate having to go back to the temple of the ocean king tho. its like dishonored but u cant go up OR knock those guys out
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is that nervous fucking subject .
#CATASTROPHIC AUTISM EVENT#im goint ti be sick oh my god#i cannot be here#do NOT look at me do NOT percieve me#I AM NO OKAY#guys#guys .#if its them . that is NOT my ichabod specter .#what am i supposed to be ???? Normal ?????#nervous subject#ts2#ts4#sims 2#sims 4#sims 2 nervous subject
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i need at least 8-10 business days to process this. thanks! kill me now!
#i cant do this#oh my god#not starker#irondad and spiderson#irondad#iron man#spiderman#avengers endgame#sobbing#screaming crying throwing up#i fr cannot do this today#this messed me up on unexplicable levels#whoever decided to delete this scene needs to reevaluate#the avengers
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How exactly is being otherkin any different than being transracial by idea? I’m not pro-transracial, but I can’t really formulate an argument on where the difference is and why one is okay while the other isn’t
The difference, in my opinion at least, basically comes down to the fact that race and ethnicity are things other real people deal with and which have big cultural impact for a lot of people; species is not. You can't hurt theriform wolves by identifying as a wolf because wolves are not people and are not aware of any of this. Dragons may be people depending on the dragon, but they don't exist physically in this world to have an opinion. You can, however, hurt people of color by identifying as transethnicity and approaching it in a disrespectful way.
And I say it that way because if I'm honest, transethnicity is one of those transIDs where I'm... a little torn on it. I can understand the feelings and experiences they're describing, but I struggle to find a way to engage with the idea of being transethnicity that isn't going to wind up being racist in one way or another. And while I haven't exactly spent a ton of time in radqueer/transID spaces, when I've gone into their tags and such to do a little research on them, I have overwhelmingly seen transethnicity people being kind of if not extremely racist about it. The experiences are not inherently harmful, but it's really easy to slide into engaging with those experiences in a way that's harmful.
And yet... in this community we have, for example, fictionkin whose fictotypes are a different race than them all the time, and sometimes that's very important to who their fictotype is and how they view the world. And that works out fine. I think the primary difference is that fictionkin are generally expected to acknowledge that they're not a part of that group in the present and can't speak on the group's issues or experiences as if they were, whereas the minute you put a trans- label onto the word, the expectation is that you should be treating a trans[x] person as if they're [x]. (And if it's not, then... why are you calling it trans- anything to begin with when that's what trans- means in an identity context?)
So, I do genuinely believe that they're having these experiences, but... idk, there has to be a better way to frame and engage with those experiences. I don't know what that is, but it's got to be out there somewhere, though it may not be a one-size-fits-all answer. (And maybe there's a transID community out there that's found it, I don't know.)
Anyway, open invitation for POC to give their thoughts on this, since they've probably got better-constructed ones than me; if I'm honest, I haven't spent all that much time thinking about this issue. I think about it on and off here and there when it comes up and then it gives me a headache so I move on.
#otherkin#rani talks#asked and answered#anonymous#my opinion on transid stuff kind of boils down to just#50% of it is 'do you know you're allowed to just want things?' (transoccupation; transhaircolor; etc)#30% of it is 'you are almost certainly not trans[x] you're just [x] and are gatekeeping yourself/enshrining questioning doubt -#- as part of your identity instead of getting over it' (for the last time you cannot be transotherkin. you're just otherkin. it's okay)#(see also transplural and a lot of transabled)#10% of it is 'oh my gods you should under no circumstances be making that part of your identity' (transharmful; transabuser)#and 10% of it is this 'your experiences are real but there's gotta be a better way to engage with them than this' (transethnicity; transage#a LOT of it is just... why do you feel the need to put EVERY aspect of yourself through a trans lens#it doesn't have to be trans to be valid. you can just want things. in some cases you can just Be Things#anyway. that's my ramble for the day#transid#transethnicity#i am intentionally using that term preferentially bc i know transrace can mean something non-transid#just for the record on why i made that change from your original phrasing#anyway. brace for 48 hours of arguing about radqueer stuff in my notes and inbox o7
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a bunch of icons i made as christmas gifts for friends 👍👍
#flynndoodles#oh my god i have to tag all these bitches. by talos this cannot be happening#ishmael lcb#don quixote lcb#limbus company#falin touden#dungeon meshi#heismay noctule#metaphor refantazio#ashiya douman#fate grand order#aba guilty gear#guilty gear#ffxiv#I PROMISE I DO MORE ART THAN JUST ICONS IT'S JUST THE HOLIDAYS SO IT'S HARD TO DO INTENSIVE ART OKAY. LEAVE ME ALONE
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im gonna cry dont do this to me
everyone got happy endings im gonna cry. im gonna wail and sob and scream and CRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
#TF2#TEAM FORTRESS 2#team fortress two#i cant fucking do this dont do this to me#devils whirlpool#devils liveblog#tf2 7th comic#tf2 7th comic spoilers#EVERYOEN GOT HAPPY ENDINGS EVEN SAXTON HALE AND MARGARET GOT A HAPPY ENDING I CAN'T#I CANNOT#DO NOT EVER TALK TO ME AGAIN#OH MY FUCKING GOD#AUUUUUFHGHGHHGHHGHGHHG#7th comic spoilers#tf2 spoilers
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prediction for sonic 4
Maddie: [meets Amy]
Maddie: oh, she seems so nice ! finally, someone who won't destroy half the house!
Maddie: [sees the giant hammer] nevermind
#pleass give the wachowskis a break#silly guys keep on causing property damage#i do think they'd get along well tho#oh my god wait now i need amy to meet little cousin jojo now that would be adorable#god i cannot wait for more sonic movie content lmao#sonic 3#sonic 3 spoilers#sth#sonic movie spoilers#sonic movie universe#sonic movie#amy rose#maddie wachowski
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LEAVE LOGHAIN OUT OF UR BULLSHIT
#oh my god I cannot deal w this#I already knew ab the stupid ass executors but this answer made me mad as fuck#as if loghain mac tir!!!! would be ‘subtly influenced’ and not do things of his own accord#why are they stripping away his agency and what makes him so likeable as an antagonist?#dragon age#veilguard critical#bioware critical#datv critical#loghain mac tir
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