#oh my god his story on feeds when he talked about this😭

[zirconika]

I would love if you could write a fluffy negan x fem!reader one shot, there is genuinely not enough!!! I can’t think of any prompts tho I’m sorry 😭 but if you’re not able to write it then it’s all good🫶🏻

déjà vu

⇚ NAVIGATION || MASTERLIST

PAIRING: Negan Smith x Fem!Grimes!Reader WORDS: 3.6k SUMMARY: Being in charge of guarding Negan’s cell has given you plenty of opportunities to spend time with him against your will, but you unexpectedly end up bonding with him. Which is why nothing could have prepared you for finding out that you’ve met before and how. (Reader is Rick’s sister) WARNINGS: fluff, blood … idk what to say just read it!!!  SETTING: post-negan alexandria A/N: oh my god nonnie u r absolutely correct i just checked there’s a concerning shortage in negan fluff so ask and you shall receive!!! ps im nawt sure what u had in mind so i hope this works 

You hated Negan. End of story.

“Why do I have to be the one to do all this?” you’d complain to yourself every time you were handed the food you’d have to deliver to his cell. But you knew why. Your grief and your injury made you a liability than an asset out in the field, thus you found yourself assigned to something worse than desk duty—Negan duty.

The day your brother presumably died, you were so close to reaching him. Just a couple more steps ahead of you and you could have saved him…

But upon the explosion of the bridge had you skidding away, having you hit your head down on the harsh surface of the ground, blood spilling from under the back of your head as well as your broken leg… It had gotten blurry, but it happened nonetheless.

You were bedridden for a week, and you hated it—being left all alone to bear the weight of your grief. The communities were in shambles, and you couldn’t even bring yourself to lead just like your brother did.

When you got better, the ‘council’ refused to let you out, assigning you instead to managing the damned prisoner you had never once bothered to visit for any reason ever since he got locked up.

Now, there you were everyday, feeding the sick bastard canned tuna for breakfast. 

“Where’s the other guy?” he had asked you on the first day you stopped by. Without a word, you gave him his plate, only to sit down across from him, your arms crossed. 

“Doesn’t matter, I’m just doing my job.”

“Goddamn,” he said, that grin of his spirited as ever. Fuck this guy. You started to think of ways you could poison his meals without anyone knowing. “They gave you the fun work from home job? Not cool!”

The first time you met Negan was when he came by Alexandria. You weren’t there when the line-up happened, but it changed Rick. You’d never seen your brother so lost, disconnected from himself and everyone.

He didn’t eat the first meal you brought him, or the second, not even the third.

For a while, it was just like that—you glaring at him while he talked all about… Well, Negan talked about everything. He never seemed to shut up. At least when you were around. When you got better, you began going out again to go on supply runs and when you returned to fulfill your tasks of distributing his food, you also began to notice the change in him.

“Took you long enough,” he said. This time, he really took the time to dig in. “How was the outside? Fun?”

“It was alright,” you said. You’d been against holding a conversation with him, having carried the anger you thought your brother deserved to harness against him. But you’d been feeling so alone the entire time, you decided talking wouldn’t be the worst thing in the world. “Found a box of canned goods, so that’s that. Good thing I don’t have any assholes taking half of whatever I got.”

“Ha ha,” Negan deadpanned as he continued eating. “I was worried you’d never show up. Been meaning to finally talk to someone.”

“What, you don’t blabber your ass off to any of the guys who’ve visited you?”

“Hell no,” he responded, looking at you as if what you just suggested was the worst thing in the world. 

Racking your mind on why on Earth would this dipshit find you entertaining to talk to despite you not holding any form of conversation throughout your entire time together last time, you decided there was only one possible reason. “You think I’m easy to crack.”

“No, are you crazy?” He looked up at you with a grin on his face as he ate his meal from his seat. “You just seem like the listener type. A lot of you Grimes do.”

You wanted to ask what he meant by that, but you kept your mouth shut. You let him talk his ass off until he finished his food before you wordlessly took his plate. 

As you were about to leave the room, he called out to you. “This gonna be a regular thing?”

“I hope not,” you said as you stepped out and closed the door behind you, with no intention of making this your daily routine. 

Except it eventually did. You don’t know how it happened, but it just did, and you let it. At one point, you started bringing him the food you cooked for yourself, asking him if it was good.

“Are you kidding me?” Negan said in between chews of the spaghetti you made. “I’d go as damn far as saying you might’ve beaten me in my own game.”

“Ha ha,” you deadpanned, parallel to what he’d replied to you on the first day of your routine. “You’re just trying to get me to open your gate for you.”

“Yeah, ‘cause that’s the thing that just tickles ma balls.”

“Fucker,” you laughed.

You brought him all sorts of dishes you tried to cook. You would’ve asked Carol for help, but years after Rick’s death, everyone maintained a sort of distance from each other. It didn’t help that the Kingdom was hours away, and if you brought any of the food you made, it would’ve been rotten by the time you got there thanks to the heat.

It surprised you how easy it was to talk to him. Some days, you’d forget he was even a prisoner, but more of your friend. Then you’d remember everything he’s done and you’d become distant at times. Negan never commented on it, but he noticed it.

Michonne wanted to ask about why you were making food suitable for two people, but even she felt the gap between the two of you. You loved Michonne, but there was definitely a rift there somewhere.

The only time you’d hang out was when you were at the dinner table with her and the kids, and even then the two of you would only talk about whatever it was the kids wanted to talk about.

You were more close to Judith. For one, she was also fun to talk to. 

You and Negan had that preference in common—talking to Judith Grimes.

It was thanks to Judith you found out about something. After reading to her in bed, you noticed she seemed to still be wide awake. “What, you’re not sleepy yet?”

“I’m not allowed to tell you,” she said, seemingly scared of something. You wondered if Negan had threatened her, that maybe his kindness towards you was in preparation for something sinister.

“Tell me what?”

Judith beckoned you to come closer. You oblige. To your surprise, your niece leaned into your ear to whisper, “Someone has a crush on you!”

You had a feeling who she was referring to. “Who?”

Judith backed away, sinking into her blanket. “I can’t say!”

“Well, what did this someone say?”

“I can’t tell you! Goodnight, Auntie!” And then Judith covered her blanket over her head, guilty about what she’d said. Could it be?

“You’re really not gonna tell me?” you teased your niece. But you knew that once Judith’s made up her mind, that was it. You watched as the blanket shifted left and right out of Judith shaking her head. “Alright, then. Good night, baby.”

Alas, you weren’t able to have your questions answered when you found out about Negan escaping. 

You couldn’t find the words to describe how you were feeling, because it felt wrong to admit you even did feel anything. Maybe he was just using me so I wouldn’t notice his plans to escape… Did he always have plans to escape? Did he get out because of me?

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When he returned, he looked forward to seeing you again. While waiting, he fidgeted with his fingers. Negan Smith was a man of boastful performances; he always knew how to exude confidence in any situation. Coming back into his cell, he was so sure he’d have a fun time slipping back to your old routine together.

His heart almost leapt out of his throat when the door opened for the second time. The first time, he thought it was you, but he just got a whole lecture about everything. 

It bored him to death. He’d returned. There was nothing for him out there, and even if there was… It didn’t matter anymore.

You had to ignore the familiarity in what he called you…

“Hey, gorgeous. Missed me?” He excitedly watched as you came in, his friendly grin faltering when he realized you came in with the food he was originally given during his first few years of imprisonment.

Canned tuna.

“What, no new meal you want me to test today?” he asked, albeit nervously. To Negan’s dismay, his confidence was wavering. “Hellooo?”

Instead of sitting or standing right next to his cell, you sat at the spot you’d taken on the first day. You crossed your arms. 

“Oh, you’re pissed.”

You stared at him coldly. It bothered him, really. He’d gotten so used to seeing you with a warm, friendly smile on your face. He thought he’d have the luxury of seeing it again as soon as he returned.

Instead, he was met by your cold script, “Finish your meal.”

Negan began to strategize, thinking of how he wanted his play to be. In an attempt to reclaim his confidence, he decided to play the stubborn card, saying, “Nope.”

But you weren’t in the mood to play. “Alright, then don’t eat.”

“Fine,” he challenged.

But you weren’t the kind to back down either. “Fine.”

You were curious to know the story behind that subtle flash of recognition in his face that disappeared as soon as it came. It piqued your interest, as you recall having this conversation a long time ago… 

Deja vu, you thought to yourself.

To your surprise, Negan shook his head. “Jeez, just got goosebumps. Got deja vu there for a minute, it’s insane.”

Though you were intent on maintaining distance from the prisoner, you couldn’t help but ask. It surely was easy to talk to the guy, you had to give him that. “You felt that, too?”

“Felt what?”

“Deja vu,” you clarified. Negan watched as you stood up to approach his cell. “Like it happened before.”

“Is it just me, or are we literally doing some batshit telepathy right now?” Negan jokes. “Makes me think it’s a soulmate thing.”

“It’s not a soulmate thing.” You wrap your fingers around a bar of his cell, contemplating where you might have had that conversation. The first time you met Negan, you felt as if his voice was familiar. 

You searched the deepest crevices of your mind, trying to recall a time in your life when you might have possibly met the prisoner. One look at him and you knew he was doing the same.

Nothing came to mind. 

“Fine.”

“Fine.”

Except for one. Holy shit. He wasn’t sure, but a part of him felt like it was yanking something out from a library in his mind.

He set it aside for now. He wanted to talk to you first, properly. “[Y/N], this is gonna be a strange request but… Could you come in?”

“What?” you ask, snapping out from your focus. “Why would I do that?”

“Just get in the damn cell.”

“How do I know you won’t trick me just so you could slip out?”

His face screwed up into a frown. “Because I’m not even gonna try. I came back; I chose to. Because of you.”

“What?” you ask again, lost more than ever. It felt wrong that you were expecting something. This was Negan.

The same Negan who…

You shook your head. And you don’t know what force of nature propelled you to be stupid, but you oblige with his request. You sat down next to him on his cot in his cell.

Your backs were to the wall. It felt comfortable somehow. You eyed the stack of books he’d sped through reading whenever he was alone.

Negan set the plate of canned tuna aside, putting his hands on his lap. “You know why I came back?”

“Because you’re an idiot?”

The prisoner laughed, and an unsaid guilt clawed at you from the back of your mind, saying whatever this was… It was wrong. But with Negan, you never felt like you were alone. Which is why it sucked when he left.

“No, stupid. Because there was nothing for me out there.”

“What makes you think there’s something for you here?”

He looked at you this time, his eyes free of the malice you were used to seeing constantly present. “You.”

You had to scoff. “Me?”

“Yeah, you.” He thought back to all the times you’d sat right next to him with bars separating the two of you. How he’d never felt so welcomed except for in your presence. 

How he waited for you to visit him. How he was constantly excited for the next time you’d come. How he’d get frustrated whenever it was someone else who’d open the door.

“Thought I was done for,” he confessed. “Until you came and I… I told myself I’d make amends with you out of respect for your brother and your nephew, bless their souls. Then you started visiting me by routine. I knew it was your job, but I never felt like I was behind bars whenever I was with you.”

You didn’t know what to say. 

“It means I like you, if you didn’t get that.” He nudged your elbow, looking at you as if he were already expecting you to turn him down. “I just wanted to tell you so you’d understand.”

“I like you, too,” you blurted out.

This time, Negan was the one who couldn’t seem to find the right words to say, much less at least even any words at all. 

“Rick dying like that… It changed me. Changed everyone, really. Nothing was ever the same and I couldn’t do anything about it. I felt alone, and I’m grateful you were there when I grieved. It just… Feels wrong to feel this way about you.”

Negan nodded. “I get it.”

You felt his hand on top of yours, rubbing it. He didn’t even realize he’d done it, but he left your hand alone when he noticed he did. You wish he didn’t. 

But you had to be brave. Shamelessly, you grabbed his hand in yours, lacing your fingers with his. Negan let you. “You suck at this game, asshole.”

And the two of you froze. He knew where he knew you from, and so did you.

“Ho-ly shit,” Negan started. “Are you GorgeousArsenal777?”

It all made sense now. Holy shit, indeed. “You’re SaviorNutsack69?”

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Way before the apocalypse, Negan had made it his personal mission to destroy every single child XBOX Games. First was Gears of War. 

But he decided he wanted more than just a game with a co-op campaign mode. He needed to obliterate opponents in a ranked multiplayer combat game. It wasn’t that he hated them, he just needed a win…

He found a guaranteed win when he matched with MrPuddingCyborg. It was an easy win, really. It was very clear that whoever was behind that avatar was a newbie, thus it was easy for Negan to rank up.

“Fuckin’ loser,” he said, turning on his mic. “I bet you picked that username ‘cause you thought it was cool, didn’t you! It isn’t!” 

“Your technique sucks!” a little boy on the other end said, furious.

“Pants pisser,” Negan said one last time before beginning the game. “Are you shittin’ your pants now? What’re you gonna do, tell your mom?”

The growling on the other end stopped, meaning the kid turned off his mic. Negan scoffed, sensing victory from miles away. “What a fucking crybaby.”

Looking for the same benefits of winning, he requested a rematch. MrPuddingCyborg accepted. Negan leaned back, knowing it was gonna be a cake walk when—

You were killed by MrPuddingCyborg.

What?

Negan’s avatar respawned, but his tactic was used against him.

You were killed by MrPuddingCyborg.

You were killed by MrPuddingCyborg.

You were killed by MrPuddingCyborg.

It went on like that for a while until the two words he most dreaded to find on the screen flashed before him: GAME OVER.

Game over? No way. 

Negan ended their match, frustrated to find that his failure jeopardized his progress in getting up to a higher rank. 

Affected by his loss, Negan kept playing with two different players before finally getting to the third player.

Negan grinned to himself, gripping his controller with the drive to defeat everyone, but for now, GorgeousArsenal777 would be the one to get the heat.

To his delight, he got the first win. He exclaimed with a mischievous laugh. “Haha! One for Virginia!”

But that was just it.

Negan watched in horror as the player obliterated him in every round. He could already imagine his rank getting lower and lower…

He turned on his microphone. “The fuck’s that about? Are you trolling me right now?”

“Troll you for what? Coins you don’t have?,” taunted a girl on the other end as they waited for the intermission time to finish so they could leave the lobby and play another round. “Checked your account, saw you’ve been here for half a year and you’re still in a mid-tier rank. News flash, you suck at this game, asshole.”

“Game on, Gorgeous.”

“Suck my nutsack,” said the voice on the other end. Somewhere almost ten hours away south of Virginia, you clutched your nephew’s controller with a burning desire to destroy the gaming career of this fucker who pissed off your nephew. 

Negan watched in poorly disguised horror as the words notified him of his losses on the screen.

You were killed by GorgeousArsenal777.

You were killed by GorgeousArsenal777.

You were killed by GorgeousArsenal777.

“Listen here, Gorgeous,” he started. Whatever relaxation Negan had was gone. He leaned forward, resting his elbows on his thighs, concentrating more than ever. “I am gonna make you regret that you ever got a console.”

You snorted. “I’d like to see you try.”

Negan was dead serious. “Fine.”

“Fine,” you fired back. And just in time, you sent a bomb his way, killing him for another time.

You killed SaviorNutsack69.

While you waited for the next round in the lobby, you and your nephew watched as SaviorNutsack69 approached your avatar. The two of you couldn’t help but snicker as he did.

His mic turned on again. “You’re a cheat.”

You resisted calling him a virgin seeing that he came from Virginia, acknowledging the presence of your eleven year old nephew sitting right behind you with his legs crossed, giggling.

“I could’ve beaten this guy,” Carl said with a laugh.

“I know, pumpkin.” You gave the kid a warm smile before turning back to the screen, eager to destroy this man further. “But guys like SaviorNutsack69 deserve to be obliterated.”

You turned your mic back on. “Not my fault you suck. Look at your avatar, dipshit.”

You and Carl snickered on your end, giggling.

The guy on the other end laughed mirthlessly. “I do not appreciate you talking ass about my Limited Edition skin.”

“Sorry you’re not more appreciative,” you quipped, resisting the urge to laugh out loud. “And sorry you can’t rock a leather jacket like I can.”

Negan hated leather jackets, thought it was too hot. He preferred those loose zip-up hoodies. But was not gonna tell GorgeousArsenal777 on the off chance that she uses it as substance to say he just couldn’t pull it off.

“I can so rock a leather jacket, shitface.” 

“Oh, yeah?”

“Oh, yeah.” And then he left the lobby before the game could start. You and your nephew burst out laughing at the thought of the dude getting a leather jacket.

He was nothing to the two of you three minutes later, because you let Carl play with his account after that. But SaviorNutsack69? He was not the type to back down from a fight even long after it had ended.

700 miles from Georgia, SaviorNutsack69 got up from his chair and drove to the mall. He ran into the edgiest store he could find with purpose and unapologetically purchased the coolest leather jacket he could find.

And the rest is history.

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The two of you sat there in silence, the thought of having met before all of this…

It was refreshing—the prospect of destiny. Or maybe it was just a coincidence. Either way, it made you an ounce closer to him. 

He grinned. Negan thought back to the leather jacket he abandoned before returning. “Hey, you’re the genius behind my look.”

“Guess I am,” you mused.

Your shoulder brushed against his, and you could have sworn there was electricity there somewhere.

“Feels like a rocky start to a love story, huh?” he asked, looking at you expectantly.

“You think this is a love story?” you asked him nervously.

Negan thought about it for a second, grinning. “I don’t know, do you?”

“Well,” you started. You paused before standing up and leaving his cell. Before leaving, you looked back at him with a smile. “We’ll see.”

“See what?” Negan stood up, holding the bars of his cell only to realize that it wasn’t locked.

“If you’re as bad on garden duty as you are on Call of Duty,” you taunted him with the same spirit you had from all those years ago. “Maybe then I’ll consider if it’s a love story.”

And that was it. You liked Negan, but that was just the beginning of a whole new story. You just knew you were lucky enough to have gotten the chance to meet again.

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[saturnniidae]

oddly specific httyd headcanons part 2?

ABSOLUTELY.

Warning; Most of these are about Hiccup and Astrid bc theyre my blorbos ultimate so sorry in advance if you were hoping for more abt the other riders.

I think Hiccup snorts when he laughs. Like really laughs, not just sarcastic chuckles (annual event). Also his voice is prone to cracking when he giggles.

Astrid is very strict about schedules/routines and finds them comforting. Sudden changes in plans make her upset but considering the nature of battle, it's something she's trained herself to better deal with (doesn't mean she's not gonna go scream into her pillow and throw things later)

She often has to remind Hiccup to eat because he gets so focused on tasks he forgets (average adhd grindset), and she's trying so hard to get Hiccup into having a better routine that focuses on him rather than just his scheduled dragon feeding and grooming regimen. It's a work in progress.

Astrid has a policy on never apologizing for things unless she caused them or can do something to help. To her it makes no sense to say 'im sorry' for something you've had no hand in, and pity is worth nothing. (Autistic ass mindset). She also is so awkward when it comes to comforting people, her face looks like she's constipated when she's concerned and often the best you'll get is an awkward pat on the back or hug (insane to me that in canon she's the 'motivational words gf' when that is So not accurate)

Hiccup gets the worst acne ever when he's on his period, he just has the vibes of someone who would yknow

Hiccup kind of hates communal meals in the great hall. The overlapping noises of so many people talking at once, cutlery scraping on plates, chewing, and benches scraping against the ground is actual torture. He much prefers the calmer atmosphere of dinners on Dragon's Edge

Hiccup would be the type of person to eat shit like sardines and olives on pizza but otherwise be a picky eater I think. Canonically Berks food tastes like shit, so the only thing he likes eating there is the fish. (The food they make on the Edge is so significantly better oh my god)

Hiccup not only snores absurdly loud (he gets it from stoick), but also talks in his sleep. Like fully talks. sometimes Astrid will humor him and respond. It scared the absolute shit out of her the first time they slept in the same room though

Fishlegs also talks and even walks in his sleep sometimes. He's been found wandering Dragon's Edge at night before

The first time Hiccup called Astrid 'M'lady' her face did a weird twitching thing and he was so worried he pissed her off but she was actually trying to figure out how to respond without showing how emotional it made her (him calling her that hits so much harder when you hc them as t4t, also I feel like Astrid's famliy just aren't the kind of people who often use terms of endearment like that)

Hiccup and Astrids first few kisses were actually like, really bad. A mess of their teeth clacking against each other and also horribly awkward since, yknow, they're kids. The first kiss Hiccup initiated he was so nervous he missed Astrid's mouth and had to try again 😭

Funnily enough, despite how eager he was to belive in mythical creatures as a child, Hiccups never been a particularly religious/faithful person and that just became more apparent after the events of When Lightning Strikes (he was So fed up)

Hiccup has that weird combo of being horribly touch starved (being isolated and unintentionally emotionally neglected for most of ur childhood does that) and also not being a huge fan of physical affection from others if he's not the one initating it. When people he's not already super comfortable with touch him or like hug him he freezes up like a deer in headlights

Hiccup learnt to speak French and Latin through frequent interactions with traders that came to Berk when he was younger, he liked hearing their stories and imaging going places far, far away from Berk (pre-httyd Era when he was still a social pariah) and despite his job at the smithy, Hiccup still had significantly more free time than his peers due to lack of training so he had to find other ways to entertain himself.

[httpknjoon]

proof, they say | ksj

plot | Every proof that random people took just to prove your relationship.

words | 2.2k+

genres | humor/crack, fluff, actors!au

pairing | actor!jin x famous!reader

note | usernames used in the fic are all fictional. this "thread" is briefly mentioned in lie detector test. I was second-guessing if I should post this for a while. now, I am posting it before the finale! I have more proofs but I chose not to put it here anymore! if you want to read more proofs, send me an ask and I'll gladly reply with it. enjoy reading!

main masterlist | drabble series

Sometime in 2021, Twitter user @/bluemoon04 posted a thread of tweets, which later became one of the most essential posts in the YN-JIN fandom. It was published just weeks later after Jin’s Lie Detector Test video from Vanity Fair and it gets an update every time someone gets more proof of The A-Listers’ real relationship.

As of December 2022, the thread has almost eighty-nine thousand likes and thirty thousand and four hundred plus retweets and requotes. The proofs posted can be hit or miss. But user bluemoon04 shares it anyway and lets the others share their thoughts about it. Others can also submit their own proofs to the account through direct message.

Proof no. 1: [THAT TUMBLR POST IN JANUARY 2019]

behind the scenes...

A twenty-second video was posted on Tumblr sometime in the last quarter of 2019 by a newly-made account. The post only had three tags: #YN, #JIN, and #YNJIN. The algorithm worked and published the video in everyone’s feed. It received a thousand notes by the twenty-four-hour mark. It also reached other social media sites. Mostly, Twitter.

Fans— even the local audience is in awe after watching the video. What’s in it? You might wonder.

It’s just you and Jin sitting on a bench under a light post on a dark night in a lakeside park. It was seemingly taken during the production of Maybe Yes, Maybe No. It was a crowded place with the crew and staff members walking around to do their job while the actors wait on the side.  Amidst the busy background, you and Jin can be seen enjoying ice cream on cones as you chat, inaudibly.

It looked like you two were busy in your own world while the crew members carry stuff around the set. Jin said something that made you laugh hard.

“God! That was terrible!” you told him before laughing at whatever Jin said.

“You loved it!” he replied.

Those were the only audible dialogue from the clip. You two continued talking as you eat the cold treat. And based on everyone who saw the video, Jin can melt– not just the ice cream– but also you with how he stared at you intently while you tell your story. You then paused when you felt the weight of his stare, your eyebrows raised. He chuckled, shaking his head, before wiping the ice cream on the corner of your lips with his thumb. The video ended when a crew member walked up to you two.

Proof no. 2: [JIN SIGHTINGS IN LESS LIKELY PLACES pt. 1]

@/multifan0303: OH MY GOD OH MY GOD MY MOM JUST SENT ME THIS 

The tweet was originally posted in January 2020. The first picture was Jin’s signature on a piece of paper. For the second and last one, there’s a picture of the original poster’s mom with the actor. It’s not new for Jin to take pictures with fans he is out in public. But what made the whole fandom crazy about it is it was taken in a pet store and he was holding a basket full of cat food and supplies.

replying to @/multifan0303

- @/multifan0303: my mom doesn’t know who he is. but she saw her other customer that time asking for a picture with him so she asked for a picture and autograph too HDJSKLJFKDSLGKLJFDS

– @/greenpr4da: look at that basket

— @/v3rsaceyn: and you’re telling me jin hates cats????

—- @/franchiecat: he doesn’t even have a cat 😭

Proof no. 3 [LIVING TOGETHER ALLEGATIONS PT. 1]

During the first lockdown during the pandemic in 2020, everyone began suspecting about you and Jin living together in a house in Connecticut. With a lot of free time, the media managed to find a real estate posted online located in the said state that apparently looked like the house you were rumored to be living together in.

con mi hija 🌸

You captioned it in one of your Instagram posts in 2020. It was a selfie of you with Francheskat in your backyard. The picture was focused on your pet and only half of your face can be seen. A wall from your house can also be seen, showing that your home does have a stone exterior. Since you are more active on social media than Jin, your eagle-eyed fans also spotted in a different picture that you also have the identical Victorian lamp that the actor had behind him during a virtual interview.

“Just tell us are you and Y/N living together?!” Donny asked jokingly during an online fundraiser event with you, Jin, and other friends.

Jin shakes his head, laughing, “We’re not.”

“We do!” you huffed dramatically. “No one told me this man doesn’t know how to wash his laundry!”

Other participants laughed at your exaggerated and sarcastic tone. That was the first time you two acknowledged the gossip publicly and it was definitely not the last. You acknowledged it again when you greeted him on his birthday.

Proof no. 4: [BUB]

Both supporters and the press caught on Jin slipping his endearment for you during events with you back in 2021. Fans made video compilations and listed down the times your co-actor called you ‘bub’ on numerous occasions. Sometimes it was hushed, sometimes it felt like it just slipped from his lips. Jin finally addressed it when W Magazine brought up the topic during a magazine cover with you.

“Yeah, why do you call me that?” you turned your head to him, still in your look for the editorial shoot you two did.

Jin’s lips broke into a smile as he looked at you. He rested his chin on his palm when he answered, “It’s nothing really… It just slips out, bub”

As far as everyone witnessed from his whole career in Hollywood, you were the only co-worker Jin sometimes calls by a nickname. He never explained where it came from and was only questioned about it once.

Proof no.5: [THE TALE OF FRANCHESKAT]

“Yeah, that’s my lovely daughter, Francheskat.” you shared when Stephen Colbert brought up the picture of your pet.

“I heard she’s from an animal shelter in London. Is that right?” the host asked and you nodded from your seat.

“Yes! I visited a few shelters there during the production of my new film there and I was in awe when I first met her!”

“Oh, so you adopted her right away from that moment?”

“I didn’t…” you shook your head. “I was too busy and I was only in London for less than two weeks. My schedule was jampacked, and I never got to drop by the shelter again.”

“But I have a friend who saw how much I want to have this beautiful cat and surprised me like a month later after I got back in LA. It was so unexpected, I cried.” you laughed.

That interview was in 2017, months before the release of your first movie with Jin. Francheskat was the main reason why you made an Instagram account again after deactivating your old account back in 2016. Based on your fans’ calculations, you recently just finished filming Cornelia Street when you began posting about your cat. And Jin was seen in London around the same time you shot your own scenes there.

These facts strengthen your fans’ belief that Jin was the friend you were talking about. Especially with how close your co-star is to your cat, even though he claims he isn’t a big fan of felines.

Proof no. 6 [Y/N SPOTTED IN LESS LIKELY EVENTS  PT.1]

“I don’t really celebrate any holidays.” you shared during an interview back in 2014. “I just spend those days like my other rest days except I send gifts to my friends.”

You have been living alone ever since you were emancipated from your father’s control. You usually sleep or work through Christmas and New Year’s eve or any other commonly big holiday, treating it as a normal day. You always find it exhausting to prepare for such events when you live alone. The only special event you celebrate is your mom’s or close friends’ birthdays. Your fans are aware of this fact and made sure to send you sweet greetings during holidays as you post pictures from your home. You were never spotted outside either by the press during these events.

@/DonnyNextDoor: happy thanksgiving from us!!

In the celebration of Thanksgiving Day back in 2021, Donny posted a photo of your circle of friends. You stood next to Bella Hadid, who was Donny’s girlfriend at the time. Next to you were Jin and your three other mutual friends.

@/daisiesandroses: omg yn holiday contents

Fans were happy to see you with friends during that time. They expected that you will post something for Christmas and New Year’s too. However, you only posted an Instagram story each, greeting everyone. Someone claimed they spotted you in New York for Times Square Ball but no pictures floated online.

Proof no. 7: [VERSACE ON THE FLOOR]

It has been known to everyone that you have always been a massive admirer of the luxury fashion brand, Versace. Donatella has been a great friend of yours ever since you became a brand ambassador for the said brand when you were 22. And even though you had contracts with other brands in the following years, you maintained a good relationship with her. You’ve also been invited to fashion week events and you always try to go if your tight schedule can accommodate it. You were even featured in Bruno Mars’ music video for his hit song, Versace On The Floor.

@/SE0KJINM00N: SOMEONE SEND ME THAT PHOTO HE DELETED IT!!

@/hellobubba: was that versace on that fucking floor or am i seeing things

@/peopleoncrnlstrt: LMAO he deleted the ig story

But sometime in 2019, Jin posted a picture in his Instagram Stories which he deleted less than two minutes later. The photo is simple. It was a picture of the latest book he read. He was holding it down, seemingly an innocent one. But if you travel your eyes to the upper corner of the image, even though the background’s a little blurry, a black piece of clothing can be seen. It was immediately recognizable due to the fact that it has the word Versace printed all over it. 

And since you were the closest person to him that everyone knows, the fans assumed it was yours. You were once seen a couple of years ago sporting a bikini top with the same design, just different colors. People searched online and found that there is, indeed, a Versace one-piece swimsuit with the exact design.

Although the photo was never talked about in public, that Versace mystery became an inside joke in the fandom.

Proof no. 8: [LIVING TOGETHER ALLEGATIONS PT. 2]

urfavecatlady started a live video. Watch it before it ends!

August 2020. You had a five-minute live on your Instagram account, simply just to chat with your fans while you were waiting for your cookies in the oven. It was short yet chaotic.

“Oh, I tried baking today! I saw an easy recipe online. I’ll share the link on Twitter later.” you answered a fan as you put down your phone. You sported a now-messy apron. The apron? It was a gift from Timmy. He learned I love ba–”“

“Ouch!”

Someone exclaimed in the background, followed by the noises of something falling on the ground. You paused and looked at whatever was behind your phone. Your eyes widened. But you tried to compose yourself as you look back at the camera.

“Francheskat jumped on some– on my stuff. Gotta go! I’ll update y’all with the cookies later. Bye!” your voice trailed off as you end the Instagram Live.

@/amymarchdefender: i think i heard someone during yn’s live

@/princessbubblegum: is she quarantining with someone???!?

Some fans claimed it was not Francheskat, but Jin. Although the mystery voice was not that audible, they claimed it was him. Others believed that maybe you are really going through lockdowns with someone who is not Jin. There are few people who believe that you really have a longtime secret partner, someone who is not in the same industry as you. Nonetheless, everyone never knew who it was.

The thread still receives updates from time to time even though you took a break and Jin is not really that active on social media. The owner of the tweet still gets submissions from various fans.

Now, October 2023. Jin hasn’t had any public appearances since his series premiere on HBO. He is still in for Waller-Bridge’s movie. You, on the other hand, were getting gossip that you will be having a cameo with Greta Gerwig’s Barbie. Some believed that you will be retiring or will take years to come back. Both of you two were not active on social media. Your last post in your Instagram feed was in August. And Jin’s was May.

But one of Hollywood's biggest celebrity gossip sources is the Instagram account, Deuxmoi, posted something that made a noise in your fandom.

Sent via form submission from Deuxmoi

Pseudonyms, Please: Cookie Monster

Email: heardit@the.gravevine

Subject: Everyone’s Fave Cat Lady

Message: A friend of mine works in one of the longest-running live television shows. They said that a prominent A-lister actress is returning in front of the cameras after taking a sudden break for more than a year. Her comeback will be announced next week! Watch out!

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[puffymucher]

I might have made a hazbin OC.. how did you figure out a story I'm struggling 😭

OH. GOD FINALLY AN EXCUSE TO POST HAZELS STORY

so, first- how did i come up with it? i tried to think about what i wanted for an oc- i wanted a hell hound, i wanted an "old fashion" butch inspired a lot by our narrator in the book "stone butch blues" (AMAZING read) and i wanted a country gal

so, how did i put that into my story? let's read the basic blurb of what i have first

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Hazel was born into the gluttony ring, like a good amount of hellhounds are, but she wasn't exactly from the.. Best family. You always had to fight for your part, and if you were rude or out of line about it, you got snapped at to get in place or *starve.* Her family is mostly consistent of her and her handful of siblings (shes the first born in the litter, followed by Bolt [@mirconreadzztuff22 's oc!] and you can feel free to add on siblings if you'd like!! always ask me though LMAO), her parents, and her grandfather.

Her grandfather was actually the one who, when she was about to leave the family for work in Pentagon City, helped her dress up to look snazy. He would also comfort Hazel during the harder parts of her family moments, and even if he was the one who instilled some of the "manners" talk, he didn't feel exactly right about watching his grandpups starve, and he'd often sneak into the pup's room at night with small snacks to feed the ones who weren't fed

Once Hazel made it for the city, it was rough at first. Being a hound, she was treated like absolute DIRT, and constantly had to either fight or kill for her own survival (or, job) and a few years later in the city, that's when she saw applications for Vox Tech's Guard Initiative.

(I CANNOT DIVE MORE INTO IT WITHOUT SPOILING THE "Just A Simple Job" BUT a basic thing to note, most art of hazel herself is nearing half a decade she's worked for velvette! (if you're curious, Hazel in current time is just entering her 30's, she got the job with velvette around her mid 20's :^>)

Hazel was soon promoted up to Velvette's personal guard after that, and it was so significant that Hazel was constantly called and chided as her "lap dog" or "pet" by others, but never infront her or the overlord- It wasn't a good idea if you wanted to keep intact.

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the whole gyst of what i want her to be is in her roots and ties to hell itself n all that- shes a guard because hounds are expendable, and its setting up something that can be touched on in my scenes with her and velvette as i touch into their first day together you'll get to understand how exactly they got together

basic gyst of this shit though is have fun with it! who fucking cares if it makes sense why they kiss whoever!!!!! just have fun!

[gingernut1314]

Welcome back to Gingernut's After-Show Debrief

This is the show where this gingerbread girly completes another series that completely WRECKS her mental stability and she'll never recover

Before I crash out I'm gonna throw a spoiler warning up here real quick because the show I'm about to talk about is...

Arcane: Season 2 Act 3

I actually.....I just feel like....this was....😭😭

So 😭

And 😭

I am actually stunned that this show is over.

I didn't know figure out that is was ending for real for real until the last ep of Act 2 so I'm kinda new to this just distraught feeling and then...then.....

😭

I really enjoyed ep. 7 it was the cutest fucking thing to come out of this whole show. To know that there is a universe out there where they get to be happy, even if it means Vi is dead, is nice.

And Himerdinger's little song was too cute (and he's not dead. I saw someone on tiktok say he wasn't because he's a yordle and you know what I'm gonna believe it because if I don't?? its not gonna be a good time. Also I really thought he turned invisible then because I SWEAR I heard his little footsteps walk away som maybe I'll go with that)

Clogger and Milo being back!!!

SILCO WITH THE GOLD EYE EHEHEHEHEEHEHEHEEHEHEHEHE

If I were to get my hands on that man omgggggggg ✋😩 the fanservice was fantastic this season I was very well feed.

BENZO 😭 I sobbed when Ekko just attacked him in a hug like yesss he gets to have his goodbye moment and I'm happy for him

But I am UPSET for Ekko because what do you mean he's all alone sitting on the same ledge he was sitting on with Powder??? Why isn't he with friends??? WHY IS HE ALL ALONE SOMEONE GO CHECK ON HIM PLEASEEEEEE

The French song when Ekko and Powder were dancing was wonderful and I love both Stomae and POMME!!

I am upset that Sevika didn't get more screen time then she did, but I am SO happy that she 1) lives and 2) is on the council now!! She deserves it and she IS ZAUN she everything that Zuan stand for and she'd been there since day 1 and just UGHHHH I love that woman let me marry her right here right nowwwww

Piltover and Zuan teaming up to fight against a common enemy was wonderful. I loveee a good war/battle/invasion scene and that whole ep FED ME

Ambessa was badass and I hate her AND love her?? Like I have very mixed feelings on her and that's okay because that's what the writers want.

I'd let her completely annihilate me on the... battlefield....and that's all I'll say on the Ambessa topic.

Well actually that Shadow Black Rose mage was LeBlanc right?? I slowly trying to learn all the League lore and I read a bunch of people saying it was her but I really don't know enough yet to be like oh yeah. That's her.

ALSO MEL YOU BADASS BABE YES GOD YES GOD

Stunning, beautiful, let me sit on your lap as you rule over your kingdom pleaseeeeeeeeee

The creators of Arcane want to do other tv shows right for League? I know they are working on Penelope of Sparta but we've GOT to get some more for Arcane seeing different stories and stuff there are too many characters NOT to do it, Noxus and whatever Mel is gonna do with it being one of them

CaitVi being end game was wonderful. Caitlyn was looking scrumptious these last few eps and unfortunately, I've been a big Cait hater but she's....okay now....i guess....got played HARD by Maddie though like fuck that girly omgggggg Maddie was horrible even those she really didn't get us a reason to dislike her till last ep.

Talking about end games

JAYVIK

WE GOT JAYVIK!!!!!!

I LOVE that that was the victor in the PfP Jayce Wars from tiktok just stunning. 10000/10 right there. Yes, go be little space partners for all eternity love you bothhhh

MACHINE HAROLD WAS AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH SO GOODDD

I like how they changed it to be more in line with the lore for Arcane like the look of those Arcane creatures very nice very good love him would join his cult I don't need free will pffffttttt

And VIKTOR BEING THE GUY WHO SAVED JAYCE WHEN HE WAS A BABY LIKE YESSSSSSAHSGHAGHDGAHGDH they will be together forever and always I love those two

Ekko and Jinx entrance to the battle was perfect and they both were so good and--and--and--

SHES NOT DEAD

NOPE

She just got teleported to a different area in Runeterra like she's with her girlfriend Lux she's okay....😭

I will deny deny denyyyyyy that's dead like I won't even let the thought cross my mind and the ending of the show I think allows me to do so perfectly

The ending, after some thought and not just going off of my instant reaction which was to scream and cry and pull my hair out, was perfect for the show.

I honesty like how it gives you that feeling of I guess unfinished, like you know there should be more because that's what they want us to feel. The arcane world is so big and there are hunters of stories to be tole and even though I'm sad Vi and Jinx's story is done I know it's not really done, done which is in a way comforting.

This show really was beautiful.

I liked the mix between magic and reality. It really has set a high standard for any animated TV shows that I really doubt anyone will be able to replicate.

But I'm pumped for Penelope of Sparta because greek mythology AND stunning animation/storytelling??? Yes please sign me up I will eat it up.

.......now I'm just gonna...sit in my room....in silence for a good while because even though this show was stunning I'm sobbing

[choke-me-joey]

okay how about Joe telling you he wants kids for the first time 🥺

like you guys are already married and you’re visiting family and he sees the way you interact with your niece/nephew and he has the talk with you later that night??

STOP 🥺😭 this is so cute omg I'm so soft for this. I hope this was okay!!

Let me know if you want me to write the baby making part 😈

Your arm was dead, so very dead and numb, maybe slightly fizzy, but very dead.

But my god you didn't want to put your new nephew down, no matter how hefty he was. Your gaze was fixed upon his little sleeping face as your brother Nick, they baby's dad, was telling you, your husband Joe and your parents the birth story as this was the first time you'd all been able to get together since the baby's birth.

"-9lbs, 9oz he was! Couldn't bloody believe it, Becky was exhausted, weren't you babe?" Your brother grins at his wife who, bless her, looks absolutely shattered. No wonder, she'd only given birth a week ago. "And, oh, Joe, mate, just a heads up, the placenta comes out after the baby, it's like they give birth twice!"

"Twice?!" Joe looks a little horrified as he wrenches his attention away from you and the baby to stare at your brother. You roll your eyes. Becky gives your brother a gentle kick, silently telling him to knock it off.

Your mum, a godsend, senses the unease and asks Joe to give her a hand in the kitchen for a minute. Your husband, ever the people pleaser, kisses the top of your head as he follows her out of the room. You glare at your idiot brother.

"Thank you, Nicholas, we hadn't even talked about kids yet and you're already scaring the shit out of him." You hiss, taking the bottle that Becky was holding out for you to feed the baby with. You switch arms, settling your nephew once more before holding the teat to his tiny mouth. He happily accepts it.

"What? I'm just preparing him!"

"Preparing him would be more like telling him what brand of conception vitamins you used, babe, not what organs are going to fall out of his wife when she births their child." Becky sighs, leaning back on the sofa massaging the bridge of her nose.

Your brother shrugs. "Well, look at Y/N, she's a natural, Joe doesn't have anything to be worried about!" He shoots you a smile as you place a muslin cloth over your shoulder before burping your nephew. You had tons of experience with babies, your other brother having had 2 kids and you were the only one in your close friendship group to not yet have a kid or two, not that it bothered you.

Your nephew finishes his bottle and brings up his wind like an angel, so in theory he should have gone to sleep. Until he didn't. And started to get pissy about it.

"Well, don't get cross at me, you just gotta close your eyes, baby." You say gently, standing up and walking around the living room, gently rocking and shushing him. Joe and your mum come back into the living room with some food and drinks for everyone, and whilst your brother, Becky and your mum and dad are chatting amongst themselves, Joe can't take his eyes off of you.

You're still rocking your nephew, alternating between shushes and soft words, smiling down at him as you do so. Joe feels his chest tighten, but not in a way that he felt before meeting thousands of people at a con, or filming a new project. This was...different. You catch his eye as your nephew has finally drifted off in your arms and smile at him, and he can't help but grin back, falling head over fucking heels again for you, his beautiful wife.

The one he wanted to mother his children.

*

"So, where are you on the whole having kids thing?" Joe suddenly blurts out later that evening as you're wrapped in a blanket on the sofa together, full of Chinese and a couple of glasses of wine.

"Hm?" You gaze up at him from his lap, a confused frown on your face. Joe hadn't really spoken about having children much. His career was sky rocketing and he barely had time to be with you, let alone mini versions of you. You'd be married for 2 years and the topic of kids had only come up a handful of times, although never directly from him. "Well, you know I want them babe, but I'm happy to wait until you're ready."

"What if...what if I said I was ready now?" Joe said, gazing down at you and running his fingers through your hair. You sit up, facing him.

"Really?" You asked, unable to hide your grin. Joe shifts so he's facing you, taking your hands in his.

"Yeah, really. Been thinking about it for a while actually but today, seeing you with the baby and how good you were with him...God you just looked so happy and comfortable, you know? Honestly it made me fall in love with you all over again."

"Aw, Joey," you pout, squeezing his hands. He leans over and kisses you softly. "So, you wanna have a baby? Like, right now?"

"Picked up some of those conception vitamins your brother recommended when I ran into Tesco earlier, got some for you too." Joe shoots you a sly grin. "I've already taken mine so..."

"I'll meet you in the bedroom in 5?"

"Let's go make a baby, darling."

[resident-idiot-simp]

Wendigo Roach was so cool! The entire story was creepy as shit (in a good way) and how you worked in his muteness!!! Roach being the opposite of graves (and a confirmed cryptid) was super fun, he cares about other people and their cultures because of what his people have gone through 😭. He was so protective over HIS people even risking his safety by showing them what he is and then the little monologue with graves (oof chills)!!! Ghost is a spooky bastard even when human lol and he didn’t care about roach being a monster he was just like You good bro? let’s get the fuck outa here, we’ll talk more about it later and that was it(A snack for the road lol). Such a sweet found family at the end (poor Alejandro) with Laswell in the background being the opportunist she is.

I'm glad I really wanted to embody the cryptid aesthetic for this because well I needed one that was different from my current AU. Feeding Your God is more brutal than creepy. That man doesn't speak and I will die on the hill that he is either mute or selectively mute I like making him selective because I like making him Irish and just surprising people with a thick Irish accent.

Exactly It's kind of my mentality I want to ingest every culture I can so I can learn. I love traveling I love exploring and I absolutely love learning. And also since he's had his own experiences he's less likely to write anyone else's off. Besides one day you can save his life and honestly I'm sure it has.

He couldn't let his family come to harm no matter what it took. I was very proud of that little monologue there's something so deeply interesting about the Appalachian mountains. See personally I have hiked 13 miles on them and though I never experienced anything I completely believe the people that have. There's something undescribable about them I mean they're older than dinosaurs and trees . Also fun fact those are the same mountains that Scotland is on that's why they're called the Highlands.

I'm sure Ghost has had his own experiences with the supernatural in the natural world. I also suspect he had suspicions of Roach but who is he to say anything? He just wants to make sure his friend is okay.

Roach deserves a snack also fuck Graves 🩷.

Alejandro has had his own experiences as well I mean look at Mexico they are so many stories. He's apprehensive but obviously Roach doesn't mean them harm so who is he to say anything. (Maybe Rudy is something in this universe I don't know)

Laswell is like oh chill that explains some things also would you like to be a garbage disposal 🥺🥺🥺 (Hell maybe she already knew)

[bonny-kookoo]

VAMPIRE JK X HYBRID READER!!! Now I can't stop thinking about this 😭😭😭.... Especially if the reader is a bunny hybrid oh my god they're going to be so skittish when they first meet himmmm

Okay so;

I was thinking of either a soulmate thing where she kind of remembers him but not really? Like she struggles to realize the person she keeps searching for as she travels around the world is HIM, but he's also not allowed to tell her because that'll just make the curse repeat- like, if she doesn't figure it out herself the world will take her away from him again if he's the one to tell her. So he tries to keep her away from him because stuff haha I don't know, really. It wouldn't be a hybrid one, just a 'normal' human x vampire story.

On a hybrid note, I was thinking deer hybrid x vampire kook. Where he buys an old house in the woods because he just wants a place to be alone by himself but the real estate agent didn't know that there was a deer hybrid living there alone already- so he's faced with the decision of either kicking her out or keeping her there. 🤔

OR bunny hybrid reader who gets paid to be Jungkook's private 'meal' to feed from, but she ends up revealing to him that the one who paid for her as a present for him is actually trying to kill him for his money (and because jungkook MAY have screwed the guy's wife in the past opps)BUT it's kind of tricky because, well, she doesn't talk, so she has to somehow sign it to him.

[starleska]

[oh hey ig what im talking about may still be new. Uh. Maybe slight spoilers for Avery Pokémon’s Sync Pair Story in Pokemon Masters EX?]

Star, I must repent. I think I followed you at the tail end of your Avery obsession. I must admit, I did NOT get it, I did not see The Vision™️

But things changed, you may already know, but I downloaded that mobile Pokémon game, Pokemon Masters EX, bc I’m broke and know no other option; Avery was put in the game…like…yestetday?; I go “OO! Star’s guy!”; I obtain Avery; etcetera etcetera, yada yada

It’s 5am, I’m sitting someone else’s house with little to do bc I was watching a family’s dogs while they were on a weekend trip. I open the app and decide to play the little side story for Avery bc ofc I love the 💖Lore💖 and thought it’d be cool to gain clues on who he is (bc there’s no introductions in the game, really. You just go in and they expect you to already know these guys…I, in fact, know none of these guys).

Avery greets the player and starts briefly talking about his powers, his family, his Slowpoke, gym leading, etc. (probably just referencing what already happened in Shield but-) and I’m like “…omg…he is lovely <3”

and. then I see him “teleport”. For the first time…I…HE DID SAY “oh I was supposed to have all these powers but only got Telekinesis” BUT. I WASNT . I WAS NOT READY. I DON’T KNOW WHAT I WAS EXPECTING!!!! BUT IT WASNT THAT TURN AROUND AND FULL SPRINT AWAY INTO THE NIGHT, LEAVING THREE (3) OF HIS POKEMON JUST SITTING IN FRONT OF ME, VIBING

I don’t remember what noises I made, but whatever it was, I startled awake all four of the dogs I was watching. I was almost SOBBING. That got me so bad. I still look up at the ceiling everytime I think about it.

Tragically, my YouTube search history is rapidly becoming a mess as I try to find every compilation of this guy ever,

bahahahahaha YES!!!!!! WELCOME TO THE AVERY CULT!!!!! oh it's so funny that as roach brainrot takes over my whole being, Avery finally gets you. we really can't control when that little light switches on and makes us insane, can we? 🙈💖

gosh i ought to check this Pokemon Masters EX game out-

MY LOVE!!!!!!! 🙈💖🙈💖🙈💖 OHHH so that's why i've seen so much gorgeous art of Avery over on Twitter over the last week!!! i thought people were just finally waking up to what a handsome and funny guy he is 🥰💖 i'm so, so happy he's become your husband too...you have to be confronted with what an elegant little weirdo he is to truly fall victim to his charm!! (i'm not gonna lie when i read you calling Avery 'Star's guy' i got so giggly 🙈🙈 now he's OUR guy!!!) oh my god. TELEPORT IS WHAT GOT YOU???? i'm in PIECES 😂😂😂 we love our silly fellas with a big slice of pathetic, don't we. bless his heart he's so troubled and has so much familial angst yet is equal parts bishie bully and ready to break down in tears at ANY second!! when did he start doing the teleport thing, do you think? has anyone ever told him how ridiculous(ly pretty) he looks? 😖💖💖💖 that art you've drawn of yourself is making my sides shake that is EXACTLY how i felt when i first saw Avery. just one look at his outfit and i was absolutely gone 😭😭 omg my goddd though Kayleigh McKee, his voice actress in Masters EX, does such an amazing job, i'm gobsmacked!!! i was kicking my legs hearing him laugh so haughtily 🥴💖 hufjgk i would kill to have him in a longer anime episode please good lord...!!! Mr Big Hat over here would be so terribly smug to know he's gotten you all flustered 🥴💖 very much looking forward to the inevitable ship art of yourself and Avery (and of course your other Pokéblorbos, because we can never have just one!! 🥰)...gosh you're making me want to draw him!!this is that time where i promote the hell out of my extremely talented friends who've drawn lovely art of Avery and my OC Nix (AKA Crystelekinesisshipping 😉): art by @/mruuhaha, art by @/MrKlausSelfShip, and art by @theredmists 🥰🥰 and to feed your little Avery fixation, i made this silly little AMV for him when in the throes of my own 🔥 lying down, blood on my face. there are too. many. pretty. characters. in the world. how dare you bring Avery back i am trying to rizz up a French bugman 😂😂 Lorelei, it is a pleasure as always!!! thank you for bearing with me while i've been crushed in fixation hell, you're a champion and i am IMMENSELY looking forward to reading through your Avery brainrot backlog 😉

[oddballwriter]

After reading ‘Dad!Evan/tim whose child ends up meeting HABIT/masky’ i kinda want some hc of them being dads, what types of dad they will be? Like you can’t tell that they wouldn’t do the most goofiest things to see their child smile/laugh especially EVAN(😭) and be like ‘I might be heavily traumatized but i will always have time for my child’ and be the type to read their child a bedtime story. I’m going to stop talking so I can sent this request in because I can literally talk about them being dads like I’m having absolute brain rot them😭

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Warnings: Mentions of HABIT and the events of MH. A twinge of angst here and there. 

Author’s Snip: Some how these two feel the most like dad material and their the most traumatized, and one of their traumas comes from getting their dad card revoked in the worst way 

I’ll shut up now. Enjoy! And don’t be afraid to request.

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Tim

I can just sense that Tim would be a pretty big shut in after everything, not really having anyone become too close to him out of fear of having everything that happened with Marble Hornets happen again

I said this in the original post that once you are left with him, he thinks about giving you up, and that's because he's scared of having that happen to you. But something in him just isn't strong enough to do that

He would worry about if he's passed what he's got onto you or if you're starting to catch it too but at some point he comes to the head of "If they don't that's great. If they do, that's fine I can help them."

Though he'd rather have it that you don't get operator

He takes up a decent job that lets him work from home so that he can both support and care for you, it also lets him feed into him having become a shut in but that's not the point.

He sets up an extra thing in the bank to have money if you ever want to go to college or even have some money for when you're all grown and want to be doing grown up stuff

He's actually really nurturing as a dad, but in his own way and somewhat doting

I mean, you are the only person who knows him so closely and the only thing that really gives him a spot in normalcy and reality

Obviously you have a very humble and simple up bringing. You have what you need and maybe just a tad bit more

I'm sure that Tim would have actually high tailed it out of any places with forests in the case that that's what the Operator can liv e in, but even then he's probably still a bit hesitant to leave you alone or have you go places by yourself (even when you're older)

It's not in a full on helicopter parent way but still, he's paranoid about things happening to you

This is a bit of a given but Tim would die for you and would make sure that you had a happy life and good upbringing

He didn't have too sunny of a childhood and upbringing, with being in a mental/psychiatric hospital for most of his younger life, so he wants to make sure that you have a good upbringing

He'll always support you and be proud of all your achievements, big and small

Though he will be sad when you start actually being independent because now his baby's all grown and will end up doing their own things, but he's happy since he helped you get there

I feel like with Tim and all that he's been through, he'll just be happy that he managed to get past it, it in a way, for at least you

Evan

This bitch oh my fucking god this man

Okay listen, he's so traumatized, like so fucking traumatized from just everything that has happened

But I know that this man throws that out of the window as soon as he has the opportunity or chance to just raise and have a kid. If he knew that you would be okay the entire time then he's just gonna dad it the hell up

He's so excited to be a dad

But he's still scared

He actually tries to read guides on how to raise a kid just to make sure he does it right, but he mostly just takes the books key points and all that and just does it his way

Evan will always praise you and be proud whenever you do something

He also plays along in a lot of what you do

To say that he's gonna be your first best friend is an understatement

He's still going to discipline you when you things you aren't supposed to and be an actual authority figure

But just because he has to be an authority figure doesn't mean he can't have fun with you and be in on all your shenanigans

Evan will always be scared of Habit getting to you

As much as he'd like to, he can never forget all that Habit has done before to his loved ones

Some nights when you're already asleep he'll be up on the verge of a panic attack because he thought hoe Habit could just pop up and ruin everything

But I think at some point he just gets to a point where he just... stops

He doesn't know when Habit will come or what he might do, but he comes to the realization and thought that he tried. Evan tried his best to raise you and give you all that he could

He had so much fun raising you and he wouldn't trade however much time he may have had with you for the anything

[borathae]

Hi Sibi!!!! I had quite the busy week last week and the past few days and I wasn’t able to read the latest chapters until today, which on the positive side it’s good cause I love when I have more than one chapter to read! I read the three latest ones except for the new one from yesterday in one sitting, so I could catch up before reading the new one later today! just so you know I always eat your wonderful writing up like a starved kitten especially when I have more than one chapter waiting for me sjkskskskskdkdkksskksksks so buckle up because it’s probably gonna end up being a long one considering it’s about three chapters jdjdjdjsj so here goes my review…

Chapter 24:

First of all please I just need oc to be wrapped in the fluffiest and warmest blankets and cuddled in the arms of her very much in love boyfriends and friends cause this baby needs all the affection than she can possibly get right now 😭😭😭😭 I can’t even imagine how heavy the guilt she’s carrying is 😭 just please lots of hugs and love for our queen, she did the right thing, it breaks me that she thinks Yoongi is disappointed of her because HE WOULD NEVER, and I mean NEVER be disappointed of her for saving their family 🥺

My dear Yoongi Boongie making her the pumpkin gnocchi that they had on their date and feeding it to her it’s just so AAAAAAHHHHHHH it melted my heart Sibi, he’s so sweet and loving and caring god I love him so much 😭😭😭😭 and then sweet Tae coming to comfort her too 🥺 I just love that she has so many people that she can lean on and are so ready to comfort her when she needs it 🥺

And then the part when Yoongi pushed Tae off of her neck? Jsjsjsjskskjsksskks Sibi I let out an “oh no… not again” expecting the worst, I really though that they would start fighting again or at least say nasty things to each other, I feared for my life jskskskskks but thanks god they didn’t 😭😭😭😭 I love their progress in their relationship for her sake 🥺 and I know it’s going to take Yoongi quite a while to fully trust Tae with her (understandably) but he will get there and everyone’s gonna be happy 😭

Also the part where Tae was washing oc while in the shower reminded me when it was the opposite scenario during SA and it was oc washing Tae’s sadness away while bathing… I love them so much 🥺 they have each other and that’s everything that matters 😩 I do wish Yoongi would have talked to her more considering he’s the one oc THINKS hates her for what happened, once again HE WOULD NEVER OC PLEASE HE LOVES YOU AND UNDERSTANDS YOU BABY

Oh and the little scene with Emma and Kookie sjjsksksksk I loved their bickering and I love Emma so much you don’t understand jsksksksks and Kookie bringing all his “not-made-for-travelling-to-kill-an-ancient-evil-vampire” things with him is so very Jungkook of him sjjsksksksksks

And then Jin and Hobi going after her to comfort her too… I’m just so happy the she actually has so many people that can comfort her and understand her when it comes to the feelings she has about killing someone because after all they all have gone through that and know how it feels 😔 and I love knowing more about their stories, now we know the reason behind Seokjin becoming Jack the Ripper (it stills shocks me and I want you to know even if it’s a tiny little detail of his story it really was a revelation that gagged me hssjjsksksksksksk) but anyways I just LOVE the little found family that they have formed because they all are just so wholesome and deserve everything good for all eternity 🥺 I love them all 😭

Chapter 25:

I love the sweet and domestic atmosphere that you created with all three of them just enjoying each other’s company Sibi, what a lovely thing to just be there feeling all your worries and fears slowly disappear while seeing Yoongi teaching Kookie how to play guitar so softly 😭😭😭😭 I need them in my life asap 😭 but then there comes the biggest drama queen of this whole story 🙄 how dare he call my Yoongi Boongie dramatic?! Especially coming from him 😤 like for real “Park Jimin stop being a fucking asshole” challenge failed…again! Dear Taetae just wanted him to honestly apologise for all the shit he’s done and he can’t even do that properly, please boy get your shit together you are missing being part of such a loving and healing family dynamic just cause you refuse to act like a decent person? One honest apology is not gonna make you turn into dust again Jimin 😭 I truly want for him to be better but he makes it so difficult to like him hsjsjsjsjsksk

Also I love, and I mean LOVE how Tae put him in his place and is finally standing up to him 🥺 like yes my sweet boy show him he can’t boss you around anymore 🥹 him sending him off for a walk killed me tho jskskskskskskssksk and Yoongi’s proud little smile at seeing Tae standing up to Jimin finally warms my heart because I love them and I love that they are not fighting anymore 🥺 precious little family 🥹

And then Tae apologising to Kookie??? 😭I’m glad he felt the honesty behind Tae’s words and actions later when they were talking about the guitar 🥺 I hope he doesn’t fuck up again because Koo deserves only love and happiness and as much as I love Tae I’m gonna start throwing hands at him if he hurts baby boy again…

And he gave back her ring! Oh god it did make me a little bit sad that she and Kook rejected it BUT listen… I know they are protection rings… but Yoongi gave his two loves rings that he himself made and will protect them, in my book that can be considered wedding rings hsjsjsdjjsksksk or at least they hold the same meaning coming from him dhjdkdkdkdkd try to change my mind, you can’t hdjdkdkdkdkdkd I really find it sooo romantic that both of them have rings specially made by Yoongi ughhhh 🥺

Kim Taehyung you master manipulator shsjsjsjsjjskssjjs getting Yoongi to agree to a holiday party at the state by threatening to cook AND using oc too cause he knows Yoongi won’t say no to her hsksksksjsksksks he’s so cute

And I just have to say Sibi that the whole playing music and dancing together scene melted my heart into the biggest happy puddle 😭 that’s how I want them to be always, happy enjoying their lives with the perfect harmony of all their laughter and love for each other, just dancing around, creating music, planning future state renovations, just happy 😭 the part where Tae tells Yoongi “live, remember?” God do you want to make me cry again? I love them all so much All of them! I don’t know how many times I’ll say this but I just love this little family an abnormal amount shjsjsksjsjsksks 🥹

And of course Jimin had to come back and fuck everything up… again! For gods sake can he fuck off and let them be happy for five seconds? How can he not see how much he hurts Tae? It’s so tiring! He was so happy with everyone else and it just took him to appear and act like a little bitch to kill the mood instantly, I’m glad that the at least stood up to him again and that he realised that everyone there wants the best for him and are there to comfort him when he’s feeling broken 🥺 just give this man that has gone through so much thanks to his shitty friend and distorted reality all the affection in the world 😭😭😭

Chapter 26

OMFG JFKDSJJSJSJSHDJDJJSNDKSLLSJDBDBNDJDSJJSJSNS I REALLY DONT HAVE MUCH TOO SAY ABOUT THIS CHAPTER OTHER THAN WHAT THE FUCKKKKK HSJSJSJSJSJJWJSJSKSK ok ok I’ll calm down but seriously wtf how can this be so sweet and seductive AND so fucking hot?????!!!! Like the beginning was soooo sweet they missed being with each other 🥺 but then… THEN GOD WHY IS TAEHYUNG SO FREAKY AND INSATIABLE?!!! Jskskskskksksksksks Are we sure that he’s just a vampire and not half incubus? Cause he was feral, sweet but feral Jskskskwksks kook and oc were so ready to pass out and I’m sure Tae could keep going for a few more rounds jskekeidkdkdkdkek but also I loved how Tae realised when Kook lost control and managed to bring him back so fast 🥺 he really is honest when he says he wants to make things right and keep them both safe 🥺 I was really worried because

what if Kook lost control and Yoongi was not there and Tae couldn’t manage to control Jk’s urges and bring him back, like that could have ended so bad 😭 but it didn’t! That only means there will be more times like this for the three of them, we love to see it 🥹

And we’ll that’s all for now Sibi! I’ll be back once I read the new chapter or this will get even longer jskskskslldleksjbdbe

-Shy anon

Not you writing an entire book of review PLEASE

Chapter 24:

it breaks me that she thinks Yoongi is disappointed of her because HE WOULD NEVER, and I mean NEVER be disappointed of her for saving their family 🥺

SAME OMFG LIKE PLEASE MY QUEEN HE COULD NEVER BE MAD AT YOU :(( ISTFG I NEED HER TO REALISE THAT YOONGI WOULD GO THROUGH HELL FOR HER AND HE WOULDNT EVER BE MAD AT HER FOR SMTH LIKE THAT :((

My dear Yoongi Boongie making her the pumpkin gnocchi that they had on their date and feeding it to her it’s just so AAAAAAHHHHHHH it melted my heart Sibi, he’s so sweet and loving and caring god I love him so much 😭😭😭😭

I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM LOVEK FID I LOVE HIFMD

I love their progress in their relationship for her sake 🥺 and I know it’s going to take Yoongi quite a while to fully trust Tae with her (understandably) but he will get there and everyone’s gonna be happy 😭

Yes gosh, I love their progress too :( it'll do them well to actually get to a point where they can talk about their issues without it escalating into a huge fight :( istfg I want them to be happy only!!

Also the part where Tae was washing oc while in the shower reminded me when it was the opposite scenario during SA and it was oc washing Tae’s sadness away while bathing… I love them so much 🥺 they have each other and that’s everything that matters 😩

THIS THIS THSIT HTSI THIST HTIS HTSI!!!

I do wish Yoongi would have talked to her more considering he’s the one oc THINKS hates her for what happened, once again HE WOULD NEVER OC PLEASE HE LOVES YOU AND UNDERSTANDS YOU BABY

THIS!! FAJDSFSA TIS THSI THIST IS FAS istfg all I do is keysmash and say "this" but THIS FNADNF

Oh and the little scene with Emma and Kookie sjjsksksksk I loved their bickering and I love Emma so much you don’t understand jsksksksks and Kookie bringing all his “not-made-for-travelling-to-kill-an-ancient-evil-vampire” things with him is so very Jungkook of him sjjsksksksksks

this is so jungkook core and nobody can tell me otherwise istfg I love this man so much you have no idea. ALSO CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW THEM BICKERING WAS LIKE JINKOOK BICKERING?? ISTFG NO WONDER EMMA AND JIN LOVE EACH OTHER AFJADSJF

Chapter 25:

please boy get your shit together you are missing being part of such a loving and healing family dynamic just cause you refuse to act like a decent person?

RIGHT?? like I'm sure that everyone here would love to be there for him and to be his friends but Jimin just can't get that fact into his stubborn head bruuh

Also I love, and I mean LOVE how Tae put him in his place and is finally standing up to him 🥺 like yes my sweet boy show him he can’t boss you around anymore

YES ME TOO I LOVE THIS DEVELOPMENT AS WELL!! Tae deserves to stand up for himself! Sweet boy!!

And then Tae apologising to Kookie??? 😭I’m glad he felt the honesty behind Tae’s words and actions later when they were talking about the guitar 🥺

YES THIS!! GOSH :( the guitar part :( or when Koo was all like "you can talk to my hand" but then proceeded to still talk to him NFADNFNS babybooooyoyoyoyoy

Yoongi gave his two loves rings that he himself made and will protect them, in my book that can be considered wedding rings hsjsjsdjjsksksk or at least they hold the same meaning coming from him dhjdkdkdkdkd try to change my mind, you can’t hdjdkdkdkdkdkd I really find it sooo romantic that both of them have rings specially made by Yoongi ughhhh 🥺

PERIODT. I don't even wanna say more but yes PERIODT. You have no idea how much these rings means to Yoongi, you CANNOT EVEN BEGINT O FATHOM THE IMPORTANCE

Kim Taehyung you master manipulator shsjsjsjsjjskssjjs getting Yoongi to agree to a holiday party at the state by threatening to cook AND using oc too cause he knows Yoongi won’t say no to her hsksksksjsksksks he’s so cute

THIS PART WAS SO CUTE :( jfajdsf

the part where Tae tells Yoongi “live, remember?” God do you want to make me cry again? I love them all so much

SAME SAME SAMEM SAME

Chapter 26:

Are we sure that he’s just a vampire and not half incubus? Cause he was feral, sweet but feral Jskskskwksks kook and oc were so ready to pass out and I’m sure Tae could keep going for a few more rounds jskekeidkdkdkdkek

TRUTH jfajdf he is so insatiable istfg AND I PERSONALLY? LOVE THIS ENERGY NFADNSF istfg my high sex drive ass would love a man who doesn't get all "babe i aint horny anymore" after three strokes KFAKDSF LIKE YES GIVE ME INSATIABLE DEMONS FANDFNADS F

but also I loved how Tae realised when Kook lost control and managed to bring him back so fast 🥺 he really is honest when he says he wants to make things right and keep them both safe 🥺 I was really worried because

RIGHT??? THIS PART WAS SO !!!! it just show how honest he is in wanting their best :( istfg I love them so much :(

Thank you so much for your reviews anonie!! istfg you always put so much effort into it and I hope you know that I don't take them for granted! I love you lots and lots 😭💜💜

[withleeknow]

lmao I've been chronically online lately so let's just say that your manifesting 🍙🍙🍙 worked to put you on my feed but anyways- WAHHHHH I WAS JUST COMPILING MY SPAM REPLY BUT I NEED TO GET THIS OFF MY CHEST FIRST WHEN I SAY I DID A DOUBLE-TAKE SEEING THIS ON THE TL

WE'RE BACK FROM THE DROUGHT BABYYYY

the see you 0613 almost brought tears to my eyes GOD esp after seeing this on the tl today: https://x.com/murakamiko2/status/1796191153714327680?s=19 I CAN'T WAIT FOR OUR YOONJIN REUNION 💜💜

pls the way you had an onigiri shout-out for this moment god woman I adore you <3

IT REALLY IS HAPPENING i cannot believe he'll be home so soon 😭 back just in time for their anniversary and we'll get to spend it with him, i love this so much. the song dropping on my birthday i'm pretty sure will be another jk army song (that he "spoiled" before he left) gahhh i'm buzzing (tho idk if anything will top still with you). catch me crying while listening to take two on repeat until jin is officially home; it remains one of my favorite bangtan songs and jin's "can't you see the take two, letters i didn't send to you" is one of my favorite lines that he's ever sung. i actually have a jin amnesia series that i started almost 2 years ago and haven't touched since november 2022 lol hopefully his return will inspire me to really start working on that again. YOONJIN 😭 let's keep our fingers crossed that jin will be able to coax yoongi out of hiding for a selca at least bc idk how much more i can take of not seeing him until 2025 😭 i know i have a whole bangtan blog but idk talking about bangtan with you here feels more special somehow, like we have our own secret language that no one understands 🥺

thank you so much i am so grateful for you 😭 i really enjoy writing seungmin! i've got a couple seungmin wips i'm working on so hopefully those will deliver as well hehehehe

this is kinda giving groveling husband who's racking his brain trying to figure out how to make it up to you after he started a stupid argument earlier. the drabble from the other day is coming soon 😈 and also the full length fic for pining best friend hyunjin that i'm hoping to finish in june !!

oh mimo :((( i was just on a mini aespa binge earlier today heheh. i'll take any enha x skz crumbs i can get, and a jayke x mimo at that too ?? 😭 i will eat it UP. the fact that both mimo and jay are cats is so cute to me. i really am just drawn to all the cat bois now 🥹 (idk if you go there aka any svt space but i've been kinda Looking™️ at wonwoo too and... it's not good for my mental health)

for the locals, i am still taking what is your favorite story of mine? asks !!!

[seiwas]

Sel😆!!! its the nonie with the young bittersweet relationship again (I find this title long and funny lol)! 

thank you for being so kind and genuine first of all🥺 I love talking about this with you!!! and for an emoji could I have a ⭐️ pls🥺🫶?

and I definitely agree about how it’s possible to be friends with an ex! like I think it is but bc of the history I can also see that it would be difficult😭 and kinda of nerve racking ngl, like that’s how I think I would feel about it, like there is a part of me that would be excited! I just think that I would also be a little scared because who knows how it would go🧍‍♀️because like we did used to be something more but I really did enjoy that friendship and our banter so idk😭🤷‍♀️ (this is obviously still very much causing me to overthink it lol🤦‍♀️). 

AND LMAO THE WAY YOUR BF STILL TEASES YOU ABOUT IT😭 like what that’s so silly goofy of him😭 I’m glad that he’s been such a good sport about it🥺 (also how does he tease you if you don’t mind me asking?? I just find it so endearing that you guys are so open and comfortable with each other to do that😭🫶) and the hiking pics!!!! that’s so cute!!! and especially with their hands around their shoulders like🥹

(also I’m so sorry if this response feels a little incoherent or as if my thoughts were flying in all kinds of directions, I feel like my brain was put in a blender by my professors today😵‍💫) 

I hope your day went well Sel!!! and that you’re week has been going great!!! btw I’m loving the iwa brainrot on here right now😆! I was taking peeks on here throughout the day and giggling like a maniac🤭

I wish you the best weekend ever and I hope you get to rest up and enjoy some time for yourself too!!!🥺🫶💖

omg nonie hello welcome back!! 🥺 that is such a long silly title!! 😭 we can change it to ⭐️ nonie!! hehe

and of course!! aah i love listening to the stories people tell me!! esp if it's smth meaningful to them 🥹 (maybe it's the psych major in me 😭)

i get what you mean!! omg i think esp if it ended amicably, it leaves room for so many more possibilities! who knows how it would go indeed 😭 i love reading exes to lovers tropes but wouldn't know how that'd go down irl tbh 😭 you can choose not to answer this bc it might be a bit touchy, but! do you think if you were given another chance, you'd want to try again w him? or if you were to be friends again, do you think you'd still have leftover feelings?

and my bf is so silly goofy pls 😭 i think i see bits of my faves in him everyday!! (looks like iwa, kirishima + yuuji in how kind and smiley he is, atsumu + gojo in how silly n playful he is 😭, he has a bit of deku in him too from how shy he can get w strangers! it's just a whole mishmash of them! 😭) but he's honestly the best! super chill and such a good sport!!

how he teases me about it omg in some pictures where i'm beside my 'ex-thing', he says rlly jokingly while waggling his eyebrows and smiling: OOOO YOU'RE KINDA CLOSE THERE HMMM; or he'd give me a look every time 'ex-thing' is brought up in convos, almost like he's saying '~~OH OH OH YOUR EX-THING!!' so like waggling eyebrows again and smiling HAHA i always roll my eyes and push him away when he does it HAHA we've been together for a long time and started out as good friends (5 years together + 2-3 as friends!) so i think we can be a bit silly like that bc we've known each other for so long 🥹

also no worries!! omg i feel like my thoughts are scattered all over the place all the time too 😭 i hope your day in uni went well nonie!! 🥹 am gonna start baking cookies rn hihi

AND!! THE IWA BRAINROT oh my god koi's really been feeding us lately w em i can't 😭😭 pls i'm glad u're enjoying it bc i'm dYING HSDBFHAS

hope your weekend is amazing as well nonie, you are so sweet!! don't forget to rest up too!! 🥹💗

[justaz]

Thoughts while reading COTG

if you even care 😔

Percy’s new school being set in a former elementary school???? Sobbing.

“Down every hall, I could find cherry reminders of the school’s former childhood - smudges of finger paint on the walls, unicorn stickers peeling off the fire extinguishers, the occasional ghostly whiff of fruit juice and graham crackers.”

Literally a metaphor for the audience. We’ve grown with the books and the stories and characters are a reminder of our childhood even as we enter or figure out adulthood

God I’ve missed the silly goofy chapter titles

Jumpscare. I thought Rick upped the rating for this book.

“If you’ve concluded that Poseidon is a ‘hands-off’ type of parent, you win the chicken-dinner award. I didn’t even meet him until I was in middle school, when (purely by coincidence) he needed something from me.”

My eyes caught the word “purely” in parenthesis and I thought Percy was calling his dad a pussy.

DEBT FOR EXISTING?????? Broooooooooo…..I’d pull a Luke wtf are y’all talking about. I’d be PISSED

The fire escape being their happy place>>>

“It was hard to be sad when I’m with Annabeth.”

Whipped

THE WHOLE FIRE ESCAPE SCENE!!! I’m crying they’re so cute

Damn Percy, checking out Ganymede then asking him out then calling him pretty AND THEN checking out the barista’s muscles?? Gay ass

THE NOSTALGIA FOR CHILDHOOD??? Back to my first point, literally a reference to the readers, to us, I’m going to cry again

Grover being a third wheel LMFAOO

His history teacher being named Mr. Christ…………Literally Jesus Christ I will not be accepting any criticism. It makes a bit of sense for Jesus to work in a school, I guess. Anyways I know in my balls that was Rick making the Christian pantheon canon. Bye.

THE BOOMER BURN LMFAOOO GET THEIR ASSES PERCY

Grover headbutting Percy <3

Percabeth can’t sing. Soulmates

“Inside I still felt eight years old and ready to cry” Maybe it's because I’m turning twenty soon and aging and whatnot, but this whole theme of childhood and growing up is getting to me man

AC + PJ STOPPPPP

Why did she mention Luke?? That came out of left field honestly

Damn Annie, he falls off a cliff with you and you push him off one later. Harsh 😔✊

Oop, Percy’s getting maaaaddd, can’t wait to see how this goes down

LMFAO Annabeth making him skip, she’s so

Zeus striking Percy’s kite with lightning 😭 He’s such a hater

“‘Farewell, my friends,’ I told them, ‘Be good to one another.’ Then I ascended…‘Greetings, earthlings,’ I said…’I have a message for Annabeth Chase,’ I said, ‘I love you.’ I tried to give her a kiss, but it was difficult, because she started laughing…Grover cleared his throat, ‘I’m fine. Thanks.’” I’ve missed these nerds so much

Grover being scared and upset about his best friends leaving him,, don’t touch me

Annabeth only marrying Percy to have Sally as her mother in law. So real bestie so real

ESTELLE MY CHILD HELLO WELCOME

Awww, poor Ganymede. I love how badly Percy wants to help him.

Is it Chronos?

Ahh, I see

oh GOD

Embracing aging, embracing the fact that you’re growing old and looking forward to it. Stop I’m emotional

Okay, look, I love the new book and I love that Rick is feeding us, but, babes. Percy used Annabeth’s cap before, in The Titan’s Curse, he shouldn’t be surprised by the creepy crawlies or they shouldn’t exist at all 😭 but you know whatever pop off love the balance, you go invisible but you’re incredibly uncomfortable

Also the little bit about Percy getting grey hair before Sally. I swear to God I remember one of Sally’s first character descriptions was a woman with a lot of wrinkles a few stray grey hairs but Percy never thought of her as old. I wanna say it was in The Lightning Thief

OPEN MIC HOT POETRY WITH ERATO????? RICK????? HELLO???

Athena pulling thu,, i see u 👀 bonding with ur future son in law 😽

Awwww Groverrrr “‘Nothing is scarier than watching your friend struggle and not being able to help.’” ☹️☹️

PERCY AUTOMATICALLY ASSUMING IT WAS PAUL NOT POSEIDON WHEN THE SECRETARY SAID SHE WAS SPEAKING TO HIS FATHER!!!!!! DONT FUCKING TOUCH ME

Potential future Poseidon demigod? With Margaret the secretary? Pop off I guess

“Getting noticed for being anything like my mom, though…that’s a compliment.” MAMAS BOY

I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT TO FOCUS ON BUT THEIR WHOLE IRIS MESSAGE AT THE END. BRO THEYRE SO KDBDIBDALSB

EDIT: wait i'm writing this fic and i was going to mention annabeth's dagger before i remembered that she lost it and got a drakon bone sword instead in tartarus. but i remembered that in chapter 12, page 91-92 of cotg, it says "She put her dagger across her textbook to mark her spot. I wasn't sure what her roomie thought about the knife, either." did she get a new one or is this another case of richard forgetting his own writing lmao

CHALICE OF THE GODS ACQUIRED !!!!

[zgvlt]

YOU SAID YOU LIKED ADONIS I AM HERE TO TALK ABOUT ADONIS BECAUSE OH MY GOD HES THE BEST EVER AND HES SO SWEET LIKE OMG??? ALSO BEFORE THE TRANSLATIONS WERE SNATCHED AWAY I USED TO LIKE READ EVERY STORY HE WAS IN AND 👹👹👹 HE WAS AMAZING. THE STORY WHERE HE WAS LITERALLY DOING THIS OBSTACLE COURSE WITH AKATSUKI AND UNDEAD 🛐 him feeding the animals were so cute tho (AND FORBIDDEN RAIN SLAPS SOOOOO HARD (wishing the story was fully translated bcz the one i could find was incomplete))

also we literally almost have the same faves im crying😭 rinne's relationship with Anzu is so funny i cannot😭 "hey i did this thing for im kinda obligated to do bcz im a producer(and i care abt every idol)" "thats so cool but like can u marry me now" ALSO YOU HAVE TO READ COMIC WORLD YOU JUST HAVEEE TO IF U WANT THE STORY LINK I CAN SEND ONE -💅

YES i was so surprised it was available i was like HUH??? You... you mean i don't have to use my US apple ID like i do with twst?? and YES adonis... i first got rly into him after listening to his solo song and then he slowly started rising up the ranks and then... forbidden rain!! the best it's easily my favorite UNDEAD song now

truly why is rinne so rinne i love him tho when i learned enstars would have a character that was 1) a sibling (bc i fixate on family dynamics in media cough cough genshin travelers cough idia and ortho cough leona and his family issues) 2) gambling/thrill seeking 3) interesting past and facade drops when it counts love love love it sm ten out of ten

and yes you can send me the story link ahem

[i-want-a-bagel]

Apparently I love live reacting to things via Tumblr posts now so here's me listening to the first Lockdown Lads liveshow of 2021 as I didn't have electricity earlier (yes, bless my soul, I survived 😅 - it was very painful, but I survived)

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Oh god I missed their voices

I always do, they're such comfort voices, they've just been in my life on a regular basis for so many years

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Phil you 😂 stuck in a freakin jacket, of course

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Aw Wholesome Dan already! 🥰

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Lockdown Lads is staying, uh? I prefer that anyways

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Same emotional wavelength -> fucking anx--

GAY BUTTERFLY?

Phil is a gay butterfly, yes

yes, just yes

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Dan is alive

Phil is so awkward at phrasing things for fuck's sake

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We've been together for, how long?

I swear Dan was like anxious sweating there

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Keep sane by talking to US?

wow, lubricate, Phil? for fuck's sake

you could pick any word in the word and you picked that??

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Dan telling you you're not valid is something

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Dan thinking he can look ugly 😂

you are so wrong boy

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undressed and unfiltered 👀

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Dan and Phil force us to witness their insanity - The Show

(that's my pitch)

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THE DIL HEAD

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ah yes, the snow penis

I had FORGOTTEN, DAN how dare you bring that back

"As a gay, maybe you're more likely to recognize a penis" what the hell

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Ladydoor Liveshow, yeah okay, I can accept that 😂

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Dan, you CANNOT remind us of your fucking penis drawing then say we cannot mention Ladydoor

dude

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IS THIS JOINT CONTENT?

yeah, DAN, is THIS joint content?

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Phil holds the key to Dan's sanity

and he threw it into a ditch never to be seen again

they feed off each other's madness

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Hello, my name is [Dan and Phil Dan]

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Chaotic Companions? CCs?

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They still don't know when they'll move? fuck that sucks, I can just imagine how stressful that is

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Box Boys -> VAGINAL ENERGY?

Dan what the fuck

"what are the rules?" good question

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Dan, no one can expect you not to swear

in a Cards Against Humanity video

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honestly, vaginal energy is much worse than any swear you could conjure

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So Tuesday is Dan's day and Thursday is Phil's day right?

oh wow I finished typing it and Dan just says it, I'm a genius 😂

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"Me and Phil just wanna complain about what we hate about each other"

I'm sorry, how is this different from every single video you've ever made before???

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so, "video call that went wrong" stories

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I would go crazy if I lived with Phil so props to Dan for not murdering him in his sleep

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"The home invasion incident" ?????????? what the fuuck

YOU LEFT THE DOOR OPEN?? PHIL!!!

"sometimes it takes an hour to get it" ???? your food usually comes in less than an hour????? wow, lucky you

Guy came IN the house? what the fuck

I mean, I guess if the door is open, they could think you want them to come in, I know a lot of handicapped / physically impaired people do that, but COVID

"Phil was shook" understandable

"You gave him a tip to say 'thank you for making me shit myself'" 😂

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"Freak comedy big sister" my goal in life, as the eldest of three

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my favourite part of the beard filter story is that they were together joining the meeting on one computer

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Phil getting angry at 13 year olds on the internet : you need to find other hobbies / games, Phil

and Dan being a chill gamer just makes so much sense

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I live for chaotic cat content

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Dan is being such a little shit

"no, youuuu"

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Dan's Dan and Phil's desires to lick things is

uh

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HIT THE CLUB?? boomer confirmed

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Dan's laugh! my soul is fixed

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Dan: "oh, I feel mean" *continues anyway*

Phil is 100% a boomer Karen

Phil asking Dan what it means 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Phil has boomer camera skills -> none

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"no to the body pillow"

ironically

bitch,

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"same"

*longest silent ever in a Dan and Phil content"

😂

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Dan trying to fuck things up for Phil before calls like they used to do before going on stage during ii 😭😂

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Sorry Phil, but the emo hair died like 5 years before you changed your hair

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upward scissoring is actually the technic, yes

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Straightness? not here honey 😉

❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

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a lawyer bad mouthing a judge

in front of the judge

😫😫😫😫😫

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I would have gotten out of the taxi, so I can fully support giving that guy a bad review

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Phil is me 100% with the fucking social anxiety, but I also have Dan's "fuck no" attitude, and it causes me so much fucking stress

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The teacher did the Phil thing!

egg-y vinegar catastrophe

(props to that teacher teaching online, it is FUCKING difficult and takes SO MUCH MORE TIME than in-person lessons and it's a very different dynamic, congrats to everyone who managed to convert their teaching and make the best of these conditions ❤️ love you fellow educators!)

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the planets lining up for Phil's ass to show up in Dan's zoom is 100% the chaotic energy these two create

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"Oh Dan, he's just weird like that, randomly screaming to hide his partner's naked ass"

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I agree with Dan, I would NOT connect if I had to turn on my camera to listen to this

Everything should be a phone call, Zoom IS horrible

Podcasts and radio shows are where it's at

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Dan's day's last segment

for next week: what would Dan ban?

"sand" 😂😂😂 I actually laughed out loud, congrats Phil!

Dan you little shit "but Phil, do you love the sea?"

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// sidenote: I need the sand for the seaside, and I HATE bugs and grass is full of it, I 100% agree with Dan here, sorry Phil

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Phil wants some more interactions before they conclude

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Concrete beach sounds awesome tbh

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they're COLLABORATING on the house and sharing the space 😭❤️

that's so cute

that is such an equal relationship, they're so cute

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Phil stop bringing it back to sand 😂😂 Phil just wants to keep saying he hates sand

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next time is Phil Day

gamenight! ("wot IS game night?!")

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They 100% saw we all want the cube didn't they?

the cube is the selling point

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Dan thanking us for being there as if we haven't been desperately begging for a sign of life for the last two years

❤️ we love you, man

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that was just so lovely???

so chill and sweet and funny and domestic???

they just sound radiate so much happiness and love and wholesomeness

with Covid canceling everything, I had nothing to look forward to, but now, i've got there

and twice a week, we are so fucking lucky

They can't even begin to understand the impact this, and all the future ones I'm sure, has on my mental health and the well being of so many people

thank you so much, foreign dads, for this ❤️