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Imagine my disappointment when I cut this watermelon in half

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It only lasted about 20 minutes before somebody found it and asked an employee about it.

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sometimes i marvel at the fact that people actually tell me they’re intimidated by me or scared of me when i am??? the embodiment of this gif???? thats literally all i am

why afraid

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lightthemolotov tagged me in a survey thingie

Basics

Name: Sara

Birthday: 20 August 1982

Favorite color: Blue, silver and to a lesser extent green

Lucky number: 23

Height: 5'2" (157 cms I guess - 10 years and I still don't remember)

Talents: I'm sure I have some useless talents... but I can't think of what.

Last dream you remember: I've been having a lot of work dreams lately, customers coming in and asking questions, being dicks and that stupid bell on the door, I hear that shit even when it doesn't happen 99% of the time when I'm at work.

Can you juggle: LOL! I think the teacher got frustrated at me and I could 'juggle' two scarves... even then... not really.

Do you like writing: I enjoy writing, so long as I'm writing something I want to write, like to a good friend... otherwise, typing is fine, and a lot quicker for me.

Do you like dancing: Uhh no, not really...

Do you like singing: I enjoy singing, with people around, not so much, unless its in a big group, which I will do... such as at parties/concerts etc

Fantasies

Dream vacation: I'd like to travel a lot more than I do. My dream vacation right now is just going back home. Outside of home though, I'd like to go back to the South Island of NZ for as cheap as the North Island was... or Vanuatu or one of the pacific islands.

Dream guy/gal: My dream guy has to have intelligence, I would need to know I could have intellectual conversations with them, debates etc. I think they would have to be more computer literate than I am for when I fuck up and break something. They have to have similar morals to what I have, they have to have the ability to make me laugh, be honest and trustworthy... this is obviously as if I didn't already have a husband who was all of these things and more lol

Dream wedding: My wedding was just fine - very simple, like... costed around $350 I think. Down in the dense rainforest, alongside the river and ended with bikini clad women apparently lol

Dream pet:  Honey Badger.

Dream job: I wanted to be a travel agent, but I guess a horticulturist is a good enough cover for now. I still don't know what I properly want to be, all options are still up in the area. I want something I enjoy doing.

Favorite album: Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness and Siamese Dream

Least favorite song: Well, if its a song I dislike, I probably don't know the name of it.

Least favorite album: See above, but change song I dislike to least favorite album.

Least favorite artist: Again, if I dislike  it, I'll probably ignore it and pay no attention to who is singing it.

Preferences

Guys/girls/both/other: Guys, girls are pretty to look at though

Hair color: Blond/Dark blond/brown

Eye color: Blue or green

Humorous/serious: They have to know when to be either, they need to know when its important to be serious, and they need to be able to have a laugh with me as well.

Taller/shorter: Taller... like... 5'9"-6' preferably. I like to be able to stand up on my toes to kiss them or look up to kiss... its sweet.

Biggest turn-off: Severe ego issues would be a big one, being mean to animals/other people, just being a general ass hole overall.

Biggest turn-on: Intelligence, full stop - not that everyone that is intelligent can turn me on, but... it is a very attractive feature to have.

I guess I should tag people? lightthemolotov, poorlydocumented, t0nz0r mainly so you guys can read it if you want to.

If either of you guys do it, tag me so I can read, but I don't expect it lol

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Iron Anvil Tattoo - Nowra, NSW Australia

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Truer words have never be spoken.

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Kiss my ass!

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I don't know who owns this, but it is funny!

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One of the lesser known ones by Don Hertzfeld of the famous Rejected cartoons... I love this one! :D Watch all the way through till the end... :D hahahaha

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My Wednesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays... haha

Mondays

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