#oh my LORDDD it would be OVER for me

[dokyeomification]

i can't stop listening to bad influence and blushing omfg....if they released a choreo or live performance i think i would actually just combust into flames oh my GODDD

[logansdoe]

Hey! My first time sending a req thing so forgive me if I’ve done this wrong..

However, I’ve grown obsessed with your writing(no, seriously it’s so good omggg)and was wondering if you’d write overstimulated reader x Hannibal?

Hannibal is just so cruel and mean, pounding into you as you’re about to start sobbing..he’s got you in some sort of headlock, grunting in your ear..your begging him to slow down just for a minute and he’s just shushing you and speaking softly into your ear OH MY GOODDD LORDDD

Or he’s holding you close as you whine and shake, his forehead on yours as he tells you “so noisy- shh- my love” 😵‍💫😵‍💫

I’d love to see you write this!! No worries if not!! Love your writing ❤️

urges.

Hannibal had urges. Strong ones. Impulses, even. But that didn't mean he couldn't control them. He always did. For the sake of you.

You were too sweet. Too delicate for his hungry soul. But also too lovely to resist. Your taste, feel, sounds were all he could want, need. It was a craving. Much worse if he went into specifications.

So, it was a surprise when you told him you could feel he was holding back. You were satisfied, of course you were. He made you satisfied. But you could see beneath the mask. Something he often forgets.

He knew you weren't prepared for his urges. But how could he refuse you, his delicate dove, who was agreeing to give into his indulgence?

Perhaps, it was too soon that you asked for it. Because you certainly could not keep up with it.

His hand held onto your shoulder. The other held your hips. the skin denting from applied pressure from his fingers. Already red, perhaps black and blue the next morning.

The sound of skin against skin echoed the walls. Your body jerking forward with every slap of his hips against yours. The room also filled with your cries.

Hands pushing on his thighs, pushing him away. This annoyed Hannibal. His hands left your shoulders and cupped your jaw. Pulling you up, to his chest. Your head against his shoulder as he looked.

He could cum just at the sight of you. Tears running down. Lips bruised from the pressured kisses. Some markings already created from where he nipped before. Mine.

"shh— don't resist, love", he whispered against your ear. His words breathy and airy. You could feel the strained breaths against your now sensitive skin. A shiver running down her whole body. The sheen layer of sweat doing nothing to subside it.

"you wanted this, Didn't you?", he continued. His hips still moving. You could feel the tip dragging across your already bruised inner walls. Your whines get louder.

God, he would have enjoyed those little whimpers from you, any other time. But now, he needed to focus in the feel of you.

His hand slipped from your jaw to over your mouth. Trapping the noises against the barrier of his palm. "You look so beautiful, darling. So. . Pretty", he whispered against your neck.

Pressing kisses until he reached your ear again. "All mine to play with, right? All mine" he groaned. His hand splayed across your stomach as the rock of his hips got harder but slower.

Making you scream into his hand everytime he pushed into you after pulling all the way out. Hannibal leaned back slightly to look down, seeing his cock slip in and out so slowly. Like a sensual dance. Glistening against the low light like the pearls under the night sky.

He wanted to consume you. Ingest you so you'd be a part of him forever. Live in his skin, flesh, mind, heart. Wherever you could reach, he would be yours.

The thoughts ran across his mind. He could feel your tears against his hand. Oh, how he loved to see you broken down. Perhaps, he could never go back from this now.

He needed you like this. So pilant. Like a soft pillow against his sharpened edges. Taking him in with warmth.

Hannibal could feel himself near. His forehead resting against your shoulder. He could feel you trembling. His lips parted as he let out a sharp breath before painting your inner walls with his seed.

His hand slowly released around your mouth as it rested against your neck. He placed soft kisses on your jaw, "so good for me, dove."

He slowly pulled out as he carefully, with gentle caress laid you down against the sheets. Small whimpers left you. He laid besides you. His forehead against yours as he took another breath to calm himself.

"shh, I'm right here. It's alright. . . Always such a good girl for me" he whispered softly. His lips continued to place soft kisses against your cheek and forehead.

He pulled back as he looked at you. Eyes unfocused, lips parted, sweat looking like silver under the moonlight. His hand carefully brushed some of the damp hair away from your face. He got a taste of his urges and now he can't wait to indulge more.

a/n: I love requests. Keep them coming.

also thank you for liking my writings. I just write to distract or to feel productive. 😭‼️

[fleursbending]

THE TAILS OF TSU'TEY AND TONOWARI. | 18+

𝐚𝐮𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐫'𝐬 𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐞 : do you see that pun ?? isn't it so funny ?? ^^ hahahahaahahahahahha.. okay here u go whores have sum headcanons 🙏🏼‼️‼️ (i was gonna link the jake sully one but i think everyone and their mom has seen it). this filthy asf i did not hold back. my mind ran and fell out of my ass. edit / ok the bullet points were glitching out for wari but i'm hoping it is okay now!

𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 : MDNI, nsfw, UHMM seggsy times with blue big ass aliens idrk what else to say ?!?!? choking, overstim, brief degrading, mention of somnophilia & oral (f! receiving).

✰ 𝐓𝐎𝐍𝐎𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐈 :

wari knew you were drawn to his tail, for a differing amount of reasons. one of them being that it made you feel really good

and he'd be so consumed by making you feel good, because you're his girl. your pleasure tops everything for him

like his tail is so thick in and the width of it is so girthy lord

"take it like the good girl you are." he'd say as he forces you beneath him and lets his tail gravitate up your leg to where you need him most

i just see his tail acting before he can even fully think of what he was about to do

whether it is in his possessive nature, or just watching out for you

he'd totally use the width and thickness of it to his advantage come on. probably would let it lay in between your plushy thighs and press it against your throbbing clit.

"ahh" he'd say, as he would spit in your mouth - making you swallow it as you grind down on his tail.

I'm not sure how sensitive the metkayinas tails would be considering how different they've adapted to their surroundings, but i'd like to think

if you were to tug on it, it'd still elicit a deep guttural grown from tonowari

he'd fist your hair and smash your lips against his, nibbling at your bottom lip

"yeah? is all of this mine?" he'd growl, hands groping your ass and squeezing it.

wari would whisper such filth to you as his lips hover right over yours, basking in your whines and moans that waver in differing octaves.

"what's wrong, sweetheart? can't take anymore? why? oh...-" he'd let out a low chuckle. "is that it? i don't care. keep going."

his tail would be like. undeniably smooth.. so imagine thigh riding but switch thigh with tail lol!

some of y'all gonna be like wtf!! but dont lie to me ik some of u guys are eating that concept up

like him gripping your hips and pulling you up and down, other hand trailing down to press his thumb on the pearl of your clit and gently just rubs

or when you've made him fucking angry he'd use his tail as some sort of fuck toy until your legs are too sore to keep going.

like he'd give you such a condescending glare, "what? you're spent? when did i tell you to stop?"

tonowari is a beefy man, and with all that strength lordddd you're all gonna be going at it for quite some time !!

like ik for a fact he'd make you use his tail to get off until you reach the point of pure exhaustion

he'd let out a booming laugh, making you comfortable as he just towers over you

"guess it's my turn now"

and his cock would just be so ready for your cunt

and he'd coo at you as you let out something akin to a scream and a cry as your poor lil hole is finally filled with himmm and his balls would just smack at your skin lorddd

there'd be instances where you'd go on midnight swims and his tail would just curve into your waist pushing you closer to his proximity.

he'd have a wolfish grin as your chest presses into this, hands palming at every inch of your skin.

and as things get more heated, more desperate. you'd begin to tug him back to shore, to head to your shared mauri.

but he'd insist with a shake of his head, grasping below your thighs and wrapping them around his waist.

his head would dip down then, hovering over your ear. his breath making the hairs on the back of your head stand.

"how about i just take you here?" like! ok yes pls-

i can just imagine his tail sometimes pushing the ends of your hair back so he could have access to your chest, kissing you everywhere.

like not to deter but tonowari is such a boobs guy like he'd fr suck on your nipples while bucking into you real deep.

mans has such a high sexdrive like, he's going to crave you constantly. especially if he didn't have a successful hunt, or people in the clan are way to up his ass that day.

either he'd fuck you into oblivion, or just sit back and let you use him however you wish.

his tail swishes ever so slightly at the mere thought of you, that's the affect you have on him.

he doesn't know if it's possible but the next thing on his kink list is to definitely somehow choke you with his tail as he fucks you.

you'll have more than enough time together alone, (especially on your night escapades) for him to really test those, so be ready

✰ 𝐓𝐒𝐔'𝐓𝐄𝐘 :

let me just say. he'd be gripping your throat as his lips are so precise with the way they kiss yours in that very moment

and you wouldn't acknowledge it at first as he leans in closer to you. not even realising his tail that trails up your leg

but then it would tug at your loin cloth. once to check how tightly it is on. two to check the waters. 3 to rip it right off of you.

and you'd gasp in shock as the cool air hits your already wet pussy

tilting his head, a coy smirk graced his lips as his forefinger ever so softly dragged through your folds

"ah, what have i done to already make you this wet. do tell."

your hips would jolt then, desperate for more friction, for him to fill you up

the smirk would drop, tsking at you as one of his large hands would push down on your lower tummy to keep you settled

you'd take a deep inhale of breath, both your eyes following the tail that once again trailed up your leg

this time it'd wrap itself around your breasts, squeezing. it was pure erotic, back arching and everything.

the smoothness and how sleek it was, the way it pressed down on your chest - had your eyes closing in pure utter ecstasy

"that's right, use it like it's my cock. there you go, baby. yes." he'd urge you when you are having sex

he'd be very watchful of your reactions, solely just wanting to please you and make you feel good

like can you imagine at a bonfire one night, tsu'tey had gone off to get your food

you're just happily waiting for him when suddenly another man from the clan approaches, trying to seduce you to follow him to the forest

you'd respectfully declined, knowing that of his true intentions behind his words - but he wasn't seeming to go without staking a claim on you

did he live under a rock? oh no tsu-tey

tsu'teys hands are preoccupied, anger making his posture stiffen ever so more as he quickened his pace over to you

"i am taken, i have a mate. please leave before he-"

he makes himself known from behind you, balacing the food on his hands as he uses his tail to smack the wrist of the mans hand that was trying to make its way to your face

"you heard her, leave. before i take out all your teeth and beat you to-"

"tsu'tey!" you'd hiss, arms wrapping around his waist.

he'd snap out of it, glowering at the pathetic excuse of a man as he scampered off.

your cheeks flush as you realised his tail now seemed to wrap itself right above your loin cloth - an action he'd do unintentionally when feeling possessive

after your meal,, let's just say he was still starving for some more

the way he'd restrict your hand by his tail, or how the swishing motion of it would tenderly linger on your legs when he'd devour your pussy

"shhh, don't want the rest of the hunting party to you hear you. unless you do?" he'd say as he had you against a tree and completely having his way with you

i can see his tail having a mind of its own while he's asleep sometimes,, like he'd be having quite a vivid dream of you

and suddenly his tail would just be pressed against you, in a tired haze you'd try to ignore the pressure

but with tsu'tey spooning you and now unintentionally rutting against you, his tail seems to be growing in sensitivity as it curls against you

the feeling of the fur at the end of it brushing your upper thighs is what would finally jolt you awake

i can just imagine his tail trailing down the dip in your spine as you ride him, or the best part

when you'd surprise him by tugging on it

it'd happen at those times where its your turn to take control during your nighttime charades,, yk y'all like to switch it up

just a lil tug is all it takes sometimes

he'd harshly bite down on his bottom lip, "y'n" he'd let out in a low growl that makes you clench and squeeze down on his cock even more

eyes rolling to the back of his head, jaw and thighs clenching in sheer pleasure as the feeling of it equates to that of him teetering over the age of bustin

he'd definitely use his tail to choke you out when you're about to cum

i just feel like tails can do so much more than depict the emotions he is feeling at that very moment

he'd honestly use it however way you wish for him too as long as you're fine with it and it makes you feel good

like him fucking you from behind as his hands grip at your ass and his tail wraps around your hair and tug on it...??? damnnn

𝒇𝒍𝒆𝒖𝒓𝒔𝒃𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒊𝒏𝒈 ━━━ 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟑

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also i am sorry if this is bad </3 she was written at like 3am last night!

[srslyscary]

DID HE JUST GET HIT??

how jjk men would react if they saw someone getting hit by a car

Including: yuji, nanami, sukuna, suguru, toji, gojo

person that got hit is bold font, people around or person that hit them is italics, and the character is regular font 😭 this is from one of my fave tiktokers!

Yuji Itadori

everyone in the area was screaming, and saying “oooh-“ and here comes YUJI’S HEROIC ASS 🗣️‼️

“SIR— ARE YOU ALRIGHT? 😨‼️”

“I can hear you, you ain’t gotta yell!”

“Oh.”

“My… my leg hurts really bad!”

“Alright I practiced this in Highschool… I gotta give you mouth to mouth.”

“WHAT- lil boy you ain’t gotta give me no mouth to mouth! 😒🤨”

“It’s the only way I can save you! 🙁”

“I’m fine— I don’t need the help 😒.”

“Just let me help you—“ “BACK UP! 😡”

Nanami Kento

“OUUUUCHHHH—“ “somebody call 911!”

“MY LEGG- MY LEGG!” “I didn’t even see him!”

“Am I gonna get paid for this… 🤨”

nanami walked RIGHT passed it. he checked his watch and was like “I’m on a time crunch somebody else can handle that.” he ain’t had no time to help, but he surely did wish the person good health 🙏🏼.

Ryomen Sukuna

“I need one hundred thousand dollars for this! 😒” “sir i’m so sorry! I promise I didn’t even see you!”

sukuna probably grabs a bag of popcorn and starts watching the whole scene. he does NOT care and will laugh.

“I CAN’T BELIEVE THISSSS-“ “sir I didn’t mean for-“

“AINT NO WAY YOU AINT SEE ME 😡”

“YOU JUMPED IN FRONT OF MY CAR?! It just happened too fast! It was like you were tryning to get hurt! 😭”

“NO THE HELL I WASN’T 😡”

“HAHAHAHAHAHA-“

“SOMEBODY GET HER INSURANCE 😔!”

Suguru Geto

he walks by and simply shakes his head, and after he says one statement now the entire town is on a riot because of one person 😭.

“That one in the gray Nissan-“ “she hit him?” “yes..”

“I’m starting to see the light 😰..”

“This is why monkeys shouldn’t be driving 😐.”

“…You’re right-“ “yeah! they shouldn’t drive.”

“Monkeys shouldn’t drive-“ “monkeys shouldn’t drive!”

HE JUST WALKS AWAY AS IF HE DIDNT JUST START A WHOLE RIOT.

Toji Fushiguro

I actually feel like toji would be dramatic. like he was on his way to a party or something and someone just got hit by a car. now he’s a witness so he KNOWS he has to tell the police.

“OWWW- MY LEGGG!” “hey you over there! we’re the police! did you see this incident?”

“DAMNIT- 😭” “we’re gonna need for you to tell us what happened.”

“I’m— I’m going to a house party so-“

“SIR 🗣️‼️. were you the one that seen this?”

“Yes I saw it-“ “just give us a statement.”

“That car hit that guy over there who’s leg is bent to the left.”

“Thank you. Writing that down— so you’re going to have to testify in the court so that we—“

“FUCK.”

Satoru Gojo

Gojo was just going on a little stroll when he saw the commotion and watched it. he was flabbergasted but was trying not to laugh at the old guy that hot.. he was such a drama queen.

“what a shame.”

“what even happened?”

“that car hit that old man over there.”

“wow-“

“Oh LORDDD it was like you was going one hundred and fifty miles per hourrrr 😰—“

“I was going the speed limit! 🤨😭”

“Tell my granchiren I love em 😔…”

“Larry calm down—“

“And delete my search history 😒😔”

Now THAT’S when gojo got excited.

[doukeshi-kun]

Cannibalism stalker! Nikolai has me on a choke hold.

My brain has been rotting for it like ajheikwg ueu

Imagine stalker!nikolai comes to his silly campervan to see you asleep on his bed, and he has the urge to tear into your skin, rip and preserve your flesh, maybe even take a chuck out of it and swallow it so a piece of you would be within him, with him for as long as he lives.

He gently encases your frame and digs his hands into a wound whilst giving you plenty of face smooches, gliding his tongue over your shoulders before leaving bite marks stained with blood all over.

If he could, silly guy might rip open your chest to kiss your heart tenderly before setting it back into your ribcage, maybe still holding it.

Merge bodily souls with your or smth.

I'm kicking my feet, punching the air, giggling to a phantom over this rn.

But he can't, cause silly guy Cannibalism stalker!nikolai doesn't want you dead but he has urges so he settles for biting you hard enough to draw blood (●’∇’)♪

And even better, he's doing all of this with his hand intertwined with yours at the end of it.

And then, being romantic fanatic, he is (he is not, I think). He's bites around the base of your pinky finger, placing a morally and physically questionable bind that applies to you even though you're silly asleep and didn't say yes, but you will when you're awake.

When his teeth leave the flesh, prominent markings can be seen etched onto it, serving his own delusions. However, it's, of course, not something drastic.

It's a simple 'you'll never leave me' because he's silly and insane like that (he'll kill you if you do).

Ajjdndnfjsknajfjdbfjfj meow.

Being the silly clown he is, he obviously doesn't clean up the split blood just yet.

He lets your blood drip and seeps into the pristine white sheets of his blanket before smiling like some maniacal happy face clown because you are now imprinted onto his belongings as well.

Due to sanitary purposes, he would of course change the sheets and clean you up before snuggling to you and drift off to lala land to dream about ripping your body to chunks, piecing you back together so that he can obviously soak into your blood and fully, in physical form merge with you.

MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW

I'm mentally deteriorating from this brain rot, oh my fucking god, pray to the lorddd 🎣

tw: gore, vore, cannibalism, nsfw

surprisingly anon, gore isn't that heavy of a topic in my blog lmao but hear ye—! our dear laotianye has come to the rescue, doing the lord work!

mmmm i really love our silly guy is being SO tender with the heart like omg that's the organ that beats for his name 🫀 and brrrrr i love the thought of him doing it while holding hands like HE WOULD TALK THROUGH IT HE WOULD TALK THROUGH ITTTT

i also like that he would bite and make a bite ring around your finger. like yes bae, embrace that primal ferality of yours 😍 he'd probably get hard as fuck when you do the same to him. on a second thought, imagine stalker!nikolai is fucking you dumb and purposely slip his fingers into your mouth in hopes for you biting him hehe

and i like that his dream is literally about devouring and murdering you like if that ain't love, idk what is 😌❤️ also, imagine after he dreams about all of that, he just scans your body, not for lust purpose but he's imagining dissection marks lmao i'm gonna stop

PRAY TO THE LORD

[cassmouse]

JUST GOT TO THE END OF TELLTALE TWD S4 EPISODE 3 AND WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK SO MANY BAD THINGS HAPPENED AAAAAAAAA

I WAS JUST TRYNA BE MORAL AND IVE FUCKED PEOPLE OVER I DIDNT MEAN TO FUCK OVER 😭😭 VIOLET IM SO SO SO SORRY AND LILY FUCK YOU LILY OH MY LORDDD

Basically I'm traumatised after that. what an experience I hate how much this game has made me feel for these characters and then made me involuntarily screw them over massively

I didn't KNOW all this bad shit would happen oh god 😭 mainly Violet the HAND THING? I JUST DIDNT WANT AJ TO PUT HIMSELF IN DANGER AND VIOLET'S LOST TWO FINGERS?? WHAT IS THIS GAME

Also Louis. Oh my god. You can't do that to him too can't do this stuff to my boy it's heartbreaking and awful I can't deal with this game I need more of it right now but I really need to revise and actually do something today

[chososcamgirl]

HEHYEHYHEYE SIGMA ALPHA IYAAA DAILYY CHECK INN‼️‼️🔥 I HOPE UR VERY SKIBIDI TODAYYYYY

ITS 10PM HERE AND I WAS ON A GRINDDDDD I HAVE LIKE A MILLION TESTS AND QUIZZES COMING UP BUT I LOWK FEEL BURNT OUT FROM HW, MY SCHOLARSHIP COMP, WORK N STUFF SO ILL PROB STUDY TMRWWW..

ITS SJAP SUNDAYYY AYYAYAYYSDYYAYAYSYA SO EXCITEDDD I NEEDED THIS AFTER A LONGGGG DAY SINCE I FEEL SO BURNT OUTTTTT BUT ITS WORTH IT SINCE I GOT MY SHIT DONE ‼️🔥🐺

UGHHH WOKE UP TO A NEW CHAPTER AND STARTED FROTHING AT THE MOUTHHH SO HERE ARE MY THOUGHTS ON CHAPYER 7🙏🙏‼️🔥😼😼

TRIDANT BLOWING UP⁉️⁉️😣😣 SIGHHH IG WE CANT GATEKEEP INUMAKI ANYMORE 💔💔💔 SIGHHHH… it’s okay.. I’ll hide him in my attic so no one else can see him 😈😈… BUTTTTTT THEM BLOWING UP WAS BOUND TO HAPPEN.. THEYRE GETTING THAT BAG FSS 🗣️🗣️

@/megumism’s comment on not wanting tridant to blow up is SOOO REALLL LITERALLY ME WHEN I SEE MY FAV SMALL ARTIST BECOMING TIKTOKIFIED AND THEN EVERYONE STARTS CLAMIMG TO BE A DAY 1 💔💔💔

THE DRUNK TEXTTINGGG OH MY LORDDD MEGUMIS SUCH A RED FLaG I HATEEEE HIM FOR THAT.. JUST CUS HES HOT DOESNT MEAN HE GETS AN EXCUSE TO BE A BITCH.. ONLY WE CAN DO THAT ☹️😡🔥 AND THE BRIDAL SHOWERRRRR ARGHHHH I FEAR WE FUMBLED THE BAG SOOO HARD BECAUSE THE SOON TO BE MARRIED GIRL COULD OF MOVED TO LA WITH THAT FUCKING MONEY I CANT BELIEVE WE LET HER CHOOSE LOVE OVER MONEYY‼️‼️‼️ESPECIALLY IN THIS ECONOMYYY CUS SHE WOULD OF BEEN SETTTT FOR LIFEEEEEEE IF I WASNT FOR US 💔💔 TELL HER WERE SORRYYYY 😣😣

MEGUMIS EGOTISTICAL ASS IS ANNOYING ME SOO BAD THAT I HAD TO STOP READING AND WATCH AN EDIT OF HIM EVERY 5 SECONDS SO I WOULDNT THROW UP BC OF HOW MUCH OF A MISOGYNIST HE IS… IYA HOW THE FUCKKK ARE YOU GONNA GIVE HIM A REDEMPTION⁉️⁉️ ATPP UR DIGGGINGGGGG A GRAVE FOR HIM CUS I SEE NO WAY OUT OF HIS NASTY ASS ACTIONS LIKE GET UPPP YN‼️‼️😣😣

SUKUNA SAYING HE MISSED USSSS OH MY GODDDDSDDMNSNS?!?!?! THE WILLLLPOWERRR WE HAVE TO NOT TEXT HIM BACK IS JUST FUCKING INSANE CUS… ngl… I would fold INSTANTLY… 🤤😫

I WOULDNT MIND GAINING A FEW STDs FOR TOGE PLEASEE JUST LET ME HITTT OMFGGG PLEASEEEEEE MEEEEEE AUFBENENENNEEN PLEASEEEEEEEEE 😫😫😫😫

IF SJAP YN DONT WANT TOGEE ILL GLADLY TAKE HIM IN WITH OPEEENNN ARMS AND LEGS 🤤🤤 heh.. get behind me kitten… the worlds not safe for us alphas… they don’t understand us.. no one will match sjap toges FREAK BETTER THAN ME SOO PLEASEEEE ALL IM ASKING IS FOR ONE CHANCEEE ILL GO BALD FOR HIMMMM USKWNENENE HES SO FINNEEEEEE 🤤😫🤭 I NEED HIM SO BAD HE MATCHES MY ALPHA FREAK SO WELL… also I need to know.. does he have his bowl cut or the cut from the movie 👀😫🤤😍😍 IN SJAP CUS IM IMAGINING HIM WITH HIS CUT IN JJK0 (UGHHH I LOVE THAT CUT SOO BADDDD 🤤🤤)

Mechamaru appearance when?? (AND WILL WE SEE MECHAMIWA CONTENT 🙏🙏👀👀)

UGHHH THIS CHAPTER WASS SOOO FILLING IM FUCKING STUFFEDDDDD THANK YOU IYA SIGMA POO POO I LOVE U 😘 CANT WAIT FOR TODAYS XHAPTER TO BEEE OUTTT IM GIGGLING JUST THINKING ABT ITTT HEHEHEBEHEHEJEJEHHE 🤭🤭🤭

OKKKK SUMMING IT UP NOWWWWW… I SLEEP A LOTTTT CUS IM ALWAYS JUST SLEEPING.. IDK I CANT FUNCTION NORMALLY WITHOUT ATLEASTTT 15 HOURS OF SLEEP 💤😣🙏 WHICH TIES IN TO MY QOTD ANSWERRRRR‼️ I WOULD LIKE TO CONTROL TIMEEE SINCE THENN I COULD SLEEP FOR HOWEVER LONG I WANT 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️ AND PLUS MORE TIME TO ROT AND I LOVEEEE PROCRASTINATION SOO IT WOULD BE SO HELPFUL TO MY HORRIBLE HABITS ‼️🙏🔥🐺🐺😈😈

OKOKOKOK AOTD OF THE DAYYYY🔥‼️ COFFEE OR TEA AND TELL ME WHAT TYPEEE (EX: BLACK TEA, EARL TEA, AMERICANO, FRAPPUCCINO, ETC.)

BYEEE ILYYYY IYAAA CANT WAIT FOR WHEN THE CHAPTER WILL BE POSTEDSDSNSNNSNS‼️🙏🐺🔥😈

- 🐺

HI ALPHA!!🐺🐺

DAILY CHECK IN TIME WHOOP WHOOP!!🙌🙌 i am feeling VERY skibidi today thank you very much🙂‍↕️ I HOPE YOU ARE TOO🫵

aw sorry to hear that alpha :( don’t worry! burn out is normal so u should always remember to take breaks in between and don’t overdo it! your health is ur first priority <3 also manifesting AMAZING grades on the tests trust🙂‍↕️ me and pack got you‼️🫡🔥 SJAP SUNDAY IS A GO!!! now we wait *taps foot* 6 days… just imagine sjap weekend as a reward for the school week AND NEXT CHAPTER IS GOING TO GO SO INSANE TRUST IM BITING MY NAILS RN…

THOUGHT TIME‼️🐺 LMFAO the gatekeeping is so real i support you 100% YESS me w literally everyone these days i have a love hate relarelationship with tiktok💔 city girls were down 3000 when we talked the bride out of marriage on GOD that’s the worst thing ever… another fallen soldier chat😓😓😓 it’s okay we will rise like the phoenix and prevail.. somehow…

LMFAO THE EDIT WATCHING IM CRYING UR SO REAL ALPHA. don’t worry tho.. this is only the beginning. TRUST THE PROCESS AND LET ME COOK👩‍🍳👩‍🍳 no same like i would fold and retract for sukuna im sorry. anything for him.🙏🙏 YOU AND TOGE IM CRYING ALSO YES IN SJAP HE DOES HAVE JJK0 CUT IM SORRY BUT HE LOOKS SM BETTER IM THE MOVIE. idk what second year toge hair was awn💔 but it was NOT it. mechamiwa appearance in the later chapters trust 🙂‍↕️🫵

THANK YEW ALPHA!! UR COMPLIMENTS FILL ME WITH LOVE <33 OOO GOOD SUPER POWER THAT WOULD B MY THIRD CHOICE ACTUALLY BC I LOVE SLEEPING‼️ i could sleep for 3 consecutive days if i could… but alas… i would get my ass beat unfortunately…

AOTD‼️ coffee DEFINITELY and i’m a sucker for an iced latte or a mocha😭 basically anything sweet bc i do have a sweet tooth :3 WBY!!🫵🔥🫡 ILY ALPHA <3

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everyone be gushin over y/n— and DON'T GET ME WRONG her, as a character, CHEFS KISS!! MY LORDDD authors like you make my standards for books/fiction incredibly high— BUT I relate to sun in hating her. She hurts the boys 😭😭😭its crushing my soul, though soul crushing writing like this is so addictive because I can't... but I must see what happens it's too good 😭 also I made an oc for this if that's ok? 💔 she's kinda just a self insert that hates y/n bc y/n may be a girlboss but she can't get away w hurting the silly man

(the rest of this is infodump about my oc you don't have to read allat) Basically the OC is a programmer that got recently hired(therefore is a tryhard) and she normally works with the machines in the Pizzaplex/ having to do with the company etc, just basics, staff bots, etc. But she peeps in on the other animatronics codes and is particularly interested in the Daycare animatronic's because of the difference in their coding between the staff bots and Glam rocks.. She pretty much lies herself into the Pizzaplex as a on-site staff member when she's only an at home coding technician when she already bullshitted her way into Sun's base coding from home because she is an absolute tryhard and wants to be like "look large cooperation! I fixed the problem you do not care about and did not ask me to! Give raise please." Not exactly sure how exactly yn and my oc meet or how she starts hating yn but it's just an oc and i honestly don't know jack about coding or IT jobs so that's as far as I'm gonna get with that but it's fun to imagine a ginger with a shitty bob and thick glasses passive aggressively making comments to yn

Oh wowwww

Man, you really are passionate about this fic! Thank you for showing so much interest in my work, I never imagined anyone would create whole new OC's for this thing!!!!! Especially ones with their own backstory!

EeeeeeeEEEEEEE😭❤❤❤

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omg YES I'm loving your headcanons and blurbs sm they really itch the lee harker lover in me hehe and I love how you explore the character in different dynamics, esp bc there is so little lee harker x reader content (which is so insane to me omg I thought all the dykes would collectively be on her LMAOOO)

and stopppp that offer you made about me showing/promoting my writing is so sweet :'') that's so kind of you!! it's sm fun to share writing with other people, it'd be so much fun to do once I finally finish up one of my WIPs hehe. right now I'm actually writing for a magazine accepting submissions, just hoping I get it done by the 25th 🤞 I'm so so excited to see more of your writing on here too!!

AND OMG I READ THE G!P FIC THAT WAS SOOOO GOOD I loved how cute and whiny lee was omg bc I remember even after the movie, thinking lee harker hasss to be a switch bc I could see her in both ways. like that entire blurb was SOOOO good omg I've reread it so many times already

(and omg it's not at all dumb to love her this much!! I literally keep thinking about her and she has me kicking my feet and shit like LORDDD 😭 and omg your mention of me in the tags is so sweet 🥺 ahhhh you're so kind and fun to talk to!!)

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STOP IT YOURE SO NICE??? im so glad it itches your lee love, it does to mine too !! AND YEAH WDYM THE DYKES ARENT ALL OVER HERRRR???

and oh my god that’s so fucking cool?? good luck with all of that !! i look forward to reading some of your material !

whiny!lee is SO special to me. SHES SUCH A SWITCH YES YOU GET IT. love that you’ve read it sm you go fellow dyke !!

NO FR I CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT HERRR

and if i shed tears. you’re so kind and fun to talk to as well !! <3

[ihaveitprinteddout]

I was going to try and avoid reblogging on here bc I didn't want to spam you pero, I can't help it so lo siento amiga 🙈

"Why would anyone want to be with him? A man nearing forty, who hadn’t been in a relationship since he left a woman at the altar, and slept around so much he gained a reputation. He wasn’t ideal. He was damaged goods, and he worried that he wasn’t good enough." MY HEART. I remember my heart hurting the first time I read this and my heart still aches the same bc this man really feels these things about himself :( yes he obviously was a man whore and yes he may have left a woman at the altar pero, we know that not only was the Lorraine situation complicated but he's definitely coped with everything he dealt with in Colombia by 'fucking away' the pain. None of that makes him any less worthy of being loved and cherished and cared for though 😭😭😭

"He wanted to do things differently with her—there was something between them that he didn’t want to fuck up because he couldn’t keep his dick in his pants. He wanted to show her that he liked her for her, not just because he wanted to get between the sheets with her. He’d date her properly and let her get to know him before they jumped into bed together. It would be a test of his restraint, but he was determined. Cielito had him feeling a way he’d never felt before, and he didn’t want to ruin it." I LOVE YOU SIR!!! I think the thing I love about this particular part is that he's acknowledging that he knows he's obviously done some fucked up things in the past especially when it comes to women and relationships therefore, he wants to do things right with Cielito. It takes a lot to actually admit you've fucked up things in the past and you want to do things differently now so I'm here for it 👏🏽😭

“Oh, yeah. A reminder of just how easy it is to slip your hand up under it.” “Easy access, if you wanted.” MA'AMMM, she is such a tease and I fucking love it 😂 gotta play em @ their own game 🤭

“We’re going to dinner,” “We’re going to dinner, and I’m not bending you over the couch and fucking you in this pretty dress.” SIRRR, how dare you threaten me with a good time?!?!

“Our first time won’t be against the couch. I’m spreading you out on a bed, eating your pussy until you tell me to stop, and fucking you until you can’t walk. I’m going to take my time—worship you like you deserve.” DIOS MÍOOO, WHERE THE HOLY WATER WHEN YOU NEED IT BC THIS IS SO DELICIOUSLY SINFUL 🥵🙈

“I haven’t dated in a long time. A very long time. Nothing past a first date that usually ended in sex. I’m tired of only knowing someone’s first name and how they like to be fucked.” I have such a deep appreciation for how honest and straight up he is being with her, it's kinda melting me inside 🥺🙈

“So, you want to go on a few dates and actually get to know me?” “Yes, I do.” OK but like where can I find a real life Javi bc men these days do not be like this and I am SICK OF IT 😂😭

"It took less than a minute of trying to remember the digits of Pi and flexing for him to be ready" this man is recalling math equations, he is THAT hard 😂 (did I use the phrase 'math equations' wrong? probably 🙈)

“I honestly couldn’t care less what people say about me, and if people are so fucking fascinated, they can talk all they want. All that matters is I’m happy, and I hope you are too.” YES MA'AMMM, LOVE THIS!!!

“I wasn’t much for numbers either. Only thing I can recall are some digits of Pi.” Oh believe me, we know 😏😂

I LOVE THESE TWO W MY WHOLE HEART AND LORDDD THIS FIC/SERIEs, PERFECTION 😭

Learning to Live Part 2

summary: Javi takes you on a second date.

rating: M (18+ Soft!Javier Peña, no y/n, dual pov, feelings, making out, suggestive language, ass grab, teasing Javi.)

pairing: Javier Peña/f!reader

word count: 5600+

A/N: Hi there! I was blown away by the response to part one! Thank you all SO MUCH. I’m having to split this chapter into 2 parts because it is long. It’s the second date, and we see Javi’s POV. Keep in mind this is post-Colombia and post-S3 Narcos. Javi is tired and lonely, and trying to figure out what to do with himself. There are a lot of feelings. This is as always dedicated to my love, @juletheghoul and thank you to my amazing beta @invisibleismyname.

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1, 8 and 15 for identity asks!

ty su! these are all really really good ones meaning that they were hard asf to answer.

1: if someone wanted to really understand you, what would they read, watch, and listen to?

>read: this list would go on way too fucking long if i let it, but i included some that aren't in the five most influential below. firstly is poetry in general. i don't have any collections to recommend, so i can just say june jordan, naomi shihab nye, lena khalaf tuffaha, joy harjo, hala alyan, suheir hammad are all poets i've been reading a lot lately and immediately came to mind. i contain multitudes by ed yong was an excellent read and in a similar vein entangled life by merlin sheldrake are excellent reads that challenge the notion of individuality in the context of ecology. some cookbooks/food-centered ones: chaat (indian); palestine on a plate (palestinian); night + market (thai); the cooking gene (black southern cuisine and african cuisine). all excellent and ones that have affected my relationship with cuisine deeply. i've written essays about all of them. speak, okinawa and beautiful country are two memoirs that stick with me. bad fat black girl: notes from a trap feminist as well. interior chinatown--i need to reread that one, but the formatting and how it contributed to the transformative way in which it is read is stunning. my body is not a prayer request. braiding sweetgrass of course. i just lent out my copy. finally, i have to say it again, repeated from below: virology by joseph odmundson. i didn't even go into personal essays lol or articles UGH there's so much more. oh and just to make sure i've got some fiction (because most of the above are nonfiction)--lessons in chemistry and noor. didn't even include plays or short stories :( i could go on for too long. i must stop. >watch: i don't tend to watch a lot of shows/movies, but some good ones are train to busan (2016), flu (2013), nope (2022), the good place, and yu yu hakusho. >listen to: lorddd this was the hardest one. i'll just go with what i've been listening to lately: the halluci nation, tanya tagaq, foo fighters, system of a down, and slipknot, and lately lots of metal synthwave.

8: what musical artists have you most felt connected to over your lifetime?

These are all honestly a repeat of the above + some others. foo fighters, tamar-kali, FEVER 333, the halluci nation, ghost, everything everything, andrew bird, japanese folk metal, tanya tagaq, snotty nose rez kids, david bowie, system of a down, metallica. i could go on.

15: five most influential books over your lifetime. >the hot zone by richard preston (i have to include this legally) >hawker fare by james syhabout. this is a cookbook; it changed me deeply. >healthy south indian cooking by alamelu vairavan and patricia marquardt. another cookbook. this was my first introduction to south indian cuisine. >white tears, brown scars by ruby hamad. >virology by joseph odmundson. i cannot recommend this one enough. >BONUS. the artemis fowl series (i also have to legally include this)

now answer mine 👉👉👉

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CAN U PLS DO HCS OF MILES BEING HORNY IN PUBLIC OR SOMETHING AND THE READER GETS FLUSTERED EASILY AND HE TEASES HER FOR IT ?? with some dirty talk maybe as well 🙏

AAAGIRL OMOGMOGFMKGGM THIS REQUESTA!!!

public sex. — miles quaritch ☆

pairings. na’vi!miles quaritch. fem!reader

content warnings. oral for f!reader. daddy kink. dirty talk. risky sex. lil degrading

note. whoever requested this needs there ass ate

this guy will find anything, and I mean anything to just get into your pants. like ur out on a date, boom horny, ur wearing a skirt, boom horny, u have ur hair tied up, boom horny. he’s just so obsessed with u!!!

but when y’all are in public, it is way worse. imagine your just walking around the store, your hand holding miles’ pointer finger. this fucker looks down at you, eyeing the movements of your hips, the way they sway side to side….girl u better run. he’s already ready to go!!!!!

he leans up REALLLL close you, bends down and whispers, “mama u ready to go??” likes he’s hinting at u and everything. your oblivious ofc and can’t see the MASSIVE bulge right in front of your eyes, “noo, I wanna stay a little longer pls!!!!” he can’t say no to u!!!

you’d be going through a rack in a store and he’d come up behind you and slowly rub his bulge on ur back. MF UR SHOCKED?!:$, “miles!!!” u whisper shout. he chuckles down at you, “nah baby, it’s all ur fault, u had me hard with the way ur hips were moving mama” GIRLOMG “not here!!” oh yes here mf

you’d think it was over, eating ur lunch in a crowded area before this fucker grabs you by ur waist and makes u sit on his lap. now you can feel his aching dick!!! OMGGG. “you gonna deal with this mama?? your gonna let me fuck u right here huh?” ur so flustered, ears turning red and ur cheeks blushing. OH HE LOVES THIS!!! The hands that were placed on ur hips guided you to grind ur ass on his dick. “mm m-miles!! ppl will notice!!” u whine out. “and?? I know a slut like you would love that mm?? you’d like me fucking u in front of everyone here right mama??” YESYEYYSYES

hes just teasing you over and over again until you break!!! you’d try stuff on for him, coming out of the changing rooms with him sitting on one of the couches. His legs spread and his arms crossed. pussy is aching rn. “gimme a twirl mama” and u did!!! “looks hot asf” he’d walk closer to you, “but yk Ima just rip this off you when we fuck right???” Omg HES FINALLY BROKEN YOU!!!!

now ur ass is in the changing rooms, trying so hard to cover ur moans!! this fucker is eating you out. he’s got ur body slammed on the wall, one leg on his shoulder while his head was buried in your thighs. “fuck baby, why didn’t u let me do this earlier?? needed ur pretty pussy so bad!!” HE IS WHINING FOR U!!! all u could do was let out a pathetic whimper, “aw look at that, can’t even keep herself quiet, such a slut” AAAAA

ur so close omg!! LIKE GIRL!! HE KNOWS!! “you gonna cum baby??? u gonna cum for daddy yeah??” ur nodding!! He pulls away from ur pussy, “too bad mama” ur crying RN FR!! whining and complaining!!! “awww baby is crying now, sad u can’t cum?? cuz all u do is cum right? just a fucktoy for daddy huh??” he is so into it now lorddd.

now ur pressed up against the wall, legs wrapped around miles’ waist and hands laying on his shoulders. “s-shit this pussy was made for me right baby??” ur nodding and whimpering!!! “yeah it is??? just for me? for daddy?? yeah baby f-fuck, I own this pussy” ur trying so hard not to be loud omg!!!

this guy cannot get enough of u, “who owns this pussy baby” miles says as he flicks ur clit. Your head is so empty!!! u can’t seem to say anything!! “cmon mama, u wanna cum right?? answer my fucking question slut” his thrust become hard and deep, “y-you do!!”, “what was that baby?? I couldn’t hear you??” now he’s just playing games!!!!

“mmm f-fuck daddy does!!” he’s grinning and shit. “yeah I do, I own this pretty pussy, ur only gonna let me fuck it right? only me??” YSSYYEYSSS

ur gripping his back, crying out for him!!! “s-so close daddy!! lemme cum pls” he doesn’t answer, HES JUST DRILLING INTO U NO!! he wants u to cum he NEEDS IT!! “f-fuck me too mama”

u flutter around his dick, legs shaking and eyes rolling back. he pulls his dick out of you and cums all over ur stomach!!! “s-shit baby, ah, this pussy does fucking things to me” omg girl!!!!!!! you both put ur clothes on and do the walk of shame. GIRLAHHA

he leans close to ur ear, “mama we gotta do this more often!!!” he’s smirking and shit. You just slap his shoulder, “what baby?? weren’t u the one whining for me??” yes u were….. “weren’t you all like, “a-ah daddy!!! feels so good!!! daddy wanna cum so bad!!” OMG UR SO EMBARRASSED

[slytherinshua]

HELLO KEI'S ???? LIKE WTF MAN THE BACK HUG ID LITERALLY BE A PUDDLE ON THE GROUND BCUZ THAT MAN IS LIKE 186CM AND FLIRTY ASF I WOULDNT LAST A DAY 😭‼️

fuma's STOPPPP :(( that's literally so him like he is the epitome of calm and gentle loving </3 he's so observant and soft he would never ever rush anything :((

NICO JUST ACCEPT U HAVE A CRUSH ☝️👹 that's so fucking cute tho playing w the hair and being so touchy but in denial :((

FUCK I WANT WHAT EUIJOO HAS LIKE HELLOO??? falling for ur best friends is literally so hard but its the type of beautiful romance that when it pans out correctly is so precious. and you really can't replace that deep connection that you build over years of being with a person 🥹🥹🥹 shy giggly juju </3

i'm so down bad for anything yuma its actually concerning how i would think everything he does is cute no matter how annoying he was it wouldnt bother me KSDJKS

GODDDD JO IS SO DOWN BAD :(( and i just know he would be SO blushy he gets red so easily (esp his ears) literal tomato HES SO CUTEEEE KJSDKKDS IM MELTING 💔💔💔 LOVE DIARY LITERALLY STOP?????? he'd be way too shy to even ask for help from anyone as well lets be real hed be so down bad he can't even express it into words :(

AWWW HARUA STOP IM GIGGLING HES SO CUTEEEE SKJDKSD effort king like he would go to LENGTHS for his crush no doubt :( AND SO REAL ANYONE WOULD CRUSH ON HARUA JUST LIKE THAT I MEAN THERES A REASON THEY ALWAYS USE HIS FACE FOR MV THUMBNAILS AND HE HAD ALL THAT TIME IN THEIR DEBUT TRAILER LIKE KSJDKSKJD he is THE visual and he's so sweet :(

LMFAO TAKI IS HOPELESS (i love him) hed be panicking SO bad all the hyungs would be like "he's acting weird again must be y/n 🥱" BUT HES SO CUTEEE :(((( i wanna eat taki his cheeks are just so ... yeah okay im normal i swear (def not)

FUCK MAKIS ???? YOU CANT DO THIS TO ME YUVIE HES MY MAIN BIAS RN ???????????? thats so fucking cute i actually cant im melting into the floor rn the window is looking a lil too fine rn i might just JUMP. god the way we all write in the german compliments like IT IS A MUST. and the way he knows little bits of other languages too he would probably learn compliments in any language just to leave you guessing <//3 like "what language even was that just now maki?" "oh just turkish :D" IM GIGGLING SKDFJHSKDFJS HES SO THE CONFESSION?? THE HAND KISS??? LORDDD JUST KILL ME NOW

when &team has a crush on you

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Kei ♥︎

Y'all are so oblivious STOPPPP. It was love at first sight yet y’all are too blind to see that, so you start having “lovers quarrels” (as the members like to call it)

Play fights with kei >>> he purposely takes an embarrassing photo of you and it ends with you chasing him around the house with a member sending you a side eye 🥹

Probably refers to you as the “mom.” (poor fuma) He's like, “guys be on your best behavior, mom's coming today!” “So that means you're the dad??” “Taki!!!” 

Has some moments when he zones out with a lil smile on his face, but never tells you why. “Oh, what are you grinning about this time?” “A time where your breath smelled better 😊” “gasps kei!!”

This is very specific but back to the whole mom thing- imagine you're cooking dinner for your kids and husband when suddenly kei comes up and back hugs you. You get flustered (obviously) so kei uses that opportunity to tease you when his ears are burning red but shhh shhh, we don't talk about that

Fuma ♥︎

Doesn't think much of it at first. You're the pretty girl that tags along with their adventures, nothing less nothing more. Until it hits him: He smiles more in your presence. Then he's like oh.. oh.. OHHHH 

Since he's older, I think he would be the most sane around his crush. Sure his heart might skip a beat when you share a smile, but he's not panicking on the inside like the other members. He has this chill, peaceful persona when he's with you

Unintentionally showers you with gifts. He gets you a necklace because it has all your favorite colors/shapes/etc. and you're just like “fuma, another one?! You already got me a headband” and he's like “oh yeah hehe 😅😅 still take this gift tho ╰⁠(⁠⸝⁠⸝⁠⸝⁠´⁠꒳⁠`⁠⸝⁠⸝⁠⸝⁠)⁠╯”

Takes you on friendly dates when you first start talking. He likes you but he doesn't want to rush anything, so he uses that time to better understand you and vice versa

Takes candid photos of you during said dates. Loves seeing you in your natural state :)) you're like a sunflower to him, so bright and welcoming :( 

Nicholas ♥︎

Unconsciously plays with your hair during public gatherings

Not only with the hair thing, but would also find random excuses to touch you. Like grabbing your hand whilst walking through a crowd.. it isn't exactly necessary, but it is a pretty good excuse if I say so myself 🤷‍♀️

Also calls you cute no matter what you do!! You could be doing something random (like idk.. ordering food or smth) and all you hear in the background is nico’s iconic laugh followed by “kawaii” under his breath

This might be a bit of a stretch, but dare I say he has a nickname reserved just for you?? For example, sometimes he calls himself weno (which is stinking cute if you ask me) and last time I checked, no other person has called him that (besides his family most likely). Maybe that's a nickname only you can call him, as he might get weirded out/confused if the members call him that. (They would most likely tease him after discovering this very juicy information)

Probably the most in denial about his crush on you. Like no way, you're literally like a sister to him. Wdym his eyes sparkle whenever you talk? You're just delusional shush

Euijoo ♥︎

You're each other's comfort persons. Show one sign of discomfort, sadness, whatever, and he's already cheering you up (and vice versa!!)

You've probably known each other for the longest, so you hold a special place in his heart

Which is probably why he doesn't want to fall in love with you, because you're too valuable to lose. He's not going to risk your amazing friendship over his silly little feelings, if anything he's just gonna ignore it and go back to acting his usual euijoo self (note: don't do that)

Who knew that would be so hard :(( noticeably shy when you enter the room, his words stuck in his throat and his hands shaking while his eyes avoid yours at all cost. Why'd you have to look so pretty today? 

Gets so flustered when you compliment him. he's like “oh..” while looking away and biting back his smile, then you make eye contact and y'all just burst out laughing 🥹💔

Yuma ♥︎

Awkward.. he doesn't know how to act around you

He's super nonchalant at first, just yk.. tRyInG tO pLaY iT cOoL but stops because you aren't paying attention to him :((

Then he turns into his massive fluff ball but stops because 1) he doesn't normally act like that so it's weird.. 2) his liking towards you seems more obvious and 3) the members caught on after the second encounter and now they're teasing them (side note but I can definitely see the members (prob taki) using that as blackmail. Like oh, you won't do my chores?? I'll tell yn you like her >:))

So yuma opts to tease you. Turns into your #1 enemy that you just wanna strangle but you never do it because you'll go to jail he's kinda cute annoying you. Wait what??

But the cuteness is mutual since yuma loves seeing you flustered/angry. So it's a win win ig 🤷‍♀️ 🤷‍♀️ 

Jo ♥︎

Although he would be the quietest around his crush, I feel like he would have random bold moments around you

Like texting first when that's something you usually do, asking you out for lunch, touching you (consentfully); it's the random bold moments that not only shock you but himself

I think he would overthink his actions. Like when he gifted you some flowers, was he too obvious with his liking towards you? Did he not show enough interest in you? Still trying to figure out the line between too much and too little

I know I usually say “x members asks his hyungs for help” but I think Jo would avoid talking to someone about it 💀 doesn't want to get teased/that person accidentally spills the beans in front of you 

SOOOOO he keeps a journal that's just filled with you ;) writing about all his interactions with the love of his life you, random, super detailed drawings. It's his love diary :))

Harua ♥︎

If we're being completely honest you probably already had a crush on harua before he took interest in you. Or maybe that's just me……. Anyways

CUTIE PATOOTIE JUST STUFF HIM IN YOUR POCKET HES SO URGHHH 🥹🥹🥹

he'd be so CUTE around you with a side of shy (I'm writing this as I'm sobbing) probably goes out of his way to surprise you with flowers (or chocolates if you're on your period), or little treats and he's all like 😊😊 as he's giving them to you but in the inside he's HOLLERING

If you're a bestie of one of the members, suddenly harua’s pestering them on what you like, dislike, etc. because he needs to know all about you. He's like that SpongeBob meme “write that down write that down!!”

And he doesn't even deny that he has a crush on you 😭😭😭 the members like, “why do you want to know this?? Do you like her or smth?? /j” and harua's like, “yep! Now tell me more ✍️”

Taki ♥︎

I also think taki would be awkward around you, but he's painfully obvious 😭

He's the life of the party around his friends, just gets on the floor and starts doing the worm and then you walk in the room and he's like🧍‍♀️all of a sudden he's quieter than jo, which is strange because have you seen taki??

Do NOT touch the boy istg he will malfunction on the spot. He goes to calm to sweating to stuttering to he's avoiding your eyes to- he's a mess to say the very least

Gets so anxious when he's sitting next to you. Everything HAS to be perfect. No maki, you will not show her your weird trick. Stop leaning against the table nico. He'd send a (very scary) glance at the member and then they're like 😅😅 “anyways…”

Just a heads up, but you'd probably have to confess to the boy because he refuses. He'd talk to the members and he's all like “yeah I'm gonna talk to her, yeah I'm gonna rizz her up, i'm a rizz lord after all. 😎” and then you show up and he suddenly disappears. Where did he go??

Maki ♥︎

Compliments in German (an established trope in luneville) to tease you.. or because he feels shy to reveal his true feelings (winky winky)

Values his quiet time with you: meaningful talks, cuddling, holding each other's hands.. something that only couples do. So in the end, maki tends to overthink your actions. Why would you grab his hand out of the blue? Or change his name to “prince” or something of that nature? What are we?? <- something he asked himself a lot

Your name constantly leaves maki’s mouth no matter the conversation, which leaves the members feeling annoyed 😭 Like maki could be talking to kei about idk frogs and he's just like, “did you know yn-” “maki.” “..sorry.”

You guys most likely have a mutual favorite artist that you two rant about

Omg what if he confesses through your favorite song? Say your mutual fav artist releases a love song and one day maki sings it to you. He'd probably hold your hand and keep eye contact the entire time, then when the song is finished he'd kiss the said hand. WAIT AWW THATS SO CUTE

︴bonus! trying to get out of my writers block bc i wanna write so bad T_T SPEAKING OF WHICH i'm not ready to get back into solo works as of yet, so i've been using headcanons to ease me back into the mood. SOOO my requests will be open for more &team headcanon ideas (only &t bc xikers has a bunch)!! i'll probably write how &t confesses btw :3

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[reasoncourt]

Your post about young shiv having a crush on one of Kendall’s gfs…begging you to write a fic about that

oh lorddd how did you come across that 😭 i can't even think how long ago it was that i said that lol. but i stand by it. i was kind of stand off-ish with my brother's girlfriends as a kid and so they were always super invested in winning me over and sometimes it worked a little too well ksjdnksjd. i feel like shiv would definitely be like that

but anyways yeah i’ll write a one shot for you at one point, for sure. ily <3

[imo-chan-imagines]

Masturbation | FKBU Headcanons

Ever wondered what Daisuke and Haru would be like when they touch themselves?

Characters: Kambe Daisuke, Katou Haru

Tags/warnings: Fugou Keiji Balance: Unlimited (anime), 18+, explicit descriptions of sexual activity, male masturbation, headcanons

⚠️ 18+ CONTENT! MINORS: PLEASE DO NOT INTERACT ⚠️

A/N: I just wanted to write about them stroking their cocks. I'm thirsty, alright? Cut me some slack 😩 Personally, I'm very much a fan of what I've written for Haru, but that might just be my tastes...

Anyway, thanks for reading, and please enjoy! ♡ And please consider voting in this poll to help me celebrate 100 followers! Thank you! ♡

♤ Kambe Daisuke ♤

Daisuke isn't masturbation-mad he drowns in pussy, so he doesn't feel an overwhelming need all the time

But every now and then, he'll get the urge, and if there's no one around who can satisfy him... 🤷‍♀️

Doesn't feel at all guilty about it because he knows that basically everyone does it and he would probably talk very nonchalantly about it with you if you asked, so if you're into that, you're in luck *wink wonk*

With Daisuke, it's either about pure practicality, or unadulterated indulgence

Either he's hard and distracted, and he needs to not be, so he rubs one out–

Or he's feeling like absolutely spoiling himself, drawing it out as long as possible and making himself feel ~amazing~

If he's being practical, he'll try and get it over with quickly, probably into the toilet or something. No fuss, etc.

If he's feeling like indulging himself, he'll get the whole freaking bedroom ready: soft sheets, high quality porn in HD ready, bottles of lube yes, multiple, different toys all laid out ready to be fucked like crazy–

He totally has Pornhub Premium and has no qualms leaving comments on his favourite videos 😂

He doesn't have to think about anyone in particular when he's masturbating. Sometimes it's a face he knows well, others a stranger he passed in the street. Sometimes they're faceless he's flexible

And, like I said, he has no shame about it. It is what it is 🤷‍♀️

Soooo, Daisuke's favourite toy is a fleshlight that he can mount to a table surface etc. He loves being able to go at it like a real pussy with no hands, and not have to hold back with his thrusts

But the rhythmic banging sound of him fucking it can literally be heard down the entire length of the hallway *dies*

Daisuke, ya ain't slick 😂😭😂

When indulging, he's definitely a fan of gently caressing up and down his cock with a Magic Wand vibrator y'all know the ones I mean until he's covered in precum 😍🤤

If he's in a relationship or seeing someone, he has no shame in video-calling said person and fucking himself in front of them I mean 😳😳

I volunteer as tribute!!

And he's happy for them to join in and start touching themselves too the more the merrier!

He's comfortable with flaunting just how hard you they make him 🤑

He'll definitely keep his favourite pictures and videos of his encounters on his phone to ~use~ at his leisure

He'll casually scroll through the special folder on his phone at incredibly inappropriate times and smirk to himself

His face doesn't change too much when he's stroking his cock. It gets a little serious and he frowns like when he's pissed off and serious in the anime and his cheeks are tinged with a light blush, but on the whole, he's pretty collected

And you won't hear much from him other than grunts, heavy breaths, and stifled groans they're deep and gruff, and so fucking hot 🥵

But he is pretty strong and vigorous, I will say that. No soft, delicate touches and submissive moans here

Daisuke doesn't make love – he fucks, and that's exactly how he gets off by himself hnngg

Sometimes he just likes to see how long he can last, edging himself over and over for hours, sensitive and shaking, until he cums and shoots a massive load 😳🤫

I know I said he's not masturbation-mad, and he's not. He doesn't do it that often, but he likes to be at the top of his game, and he likes feeling good 🤗

There's a particular vein on the underside of his massive cock, that from past experiences if it's stroked or caressed, produces a highly pleasurable and intoxicating feeling

And he'll use this to his advantage, deliberately thumbing over it with fervour he likes to imagine someone's tongue curling up and down it 😏

Like, yes Daddy 🥵 let me suck your cock for you 🥺

He's literally so confident about it all. Absolute king 👑

☆ Katou Haru ☆

So, like Daisuke, Haru's not exactly crazy about masturbation, but rather than it being an occasional thing, it's more like a phase that comes and goes?

He'll go for a month or more with hardly needing to touch himself at all

And then – BOOM! Man can't go more than a couple of hours without needing to cum again

Literally can hardly do it enough

When he gets in that rut, Haru gets... desperate and it's so hot

Unlike Daisuke, Haru is very vocal when touching himself etc.

His face gets incredibly flushed, his eyes get hazy, and his hips basically move on their own I want to see iittt, pleeaase 🥺

Haru can't really afford toys etc. and would literally die of embarrassment from purchasing them so what he tends to do is:

Use his hand to stroke his cock

Make a homemade pocket pussy look up how, my peeps. It's quite easy

Or his most usual way humping things like crazy

One of his favourite ways of getting off, is taking two cushions/pillows, sliding his cock between them, and thrusting into them I highly recommend if you enjoy the movement of thrusting

I'm told it's surprisingly more intimate than stroking your own cock

When he gets like that, it's a because of an immediate need to be satisfied, and sometimes he won't even fully take off his trousers

He'll just be grinding away at it, desperately gripping the futon underneath him as he imagines being inside a tight, warm pussy, his hips getting faster and sloppier until he cums 🤪🤤

Lorddd, my body is readyyy 😩

Completely the opposite to Daisuke, Haru gets incredibly embarrassed about the whole topic, and also feels a strong amount of shame and guilt 😔

Especially when he thinks about an actual person which is why he tries not to, but he really thrives off of intimacy and connection, so it's hard

If he's in a relationship/seeing someone, he'll always make sure they're okay with him masturbating, thinking about them, etc. beforehand

Haru's the kind of guy who'll have a wet dream and start grinding against the futon in his sleep, and wake up just in time to feel himself orgasm and it normally gets all over him

Idk if that really counts as masturbation? I mean, I guess, right?

The tip of Haru's cock is really sensitive, so when his uses his hand, he likes to gently encircle it with his thumb which makes him leak so much precum 💦

Oh, and Haru is also a big fan of milking himself 😍

When he's in a rut and feeling desperate, he likes nothing better than to spend the entire mornings or afternoons of his day off cooped up in his flat, fucking himself over and over, until his cock's drained and he's completely worn out 🤫🤭🤤

Guess what he'd want to be doing with you on his days off...

But then, almost as if it never happened, like a switch has been flipped, he'll be back to normal for a month or so, and won't feel the need to jerk off more than a couple of times a week

And he gets so embarrassed about it 😭😭

He throws out the pocket pussy he made literally dying thinking about how many times and how desperately he fucked it so then he always has to make a new one all over again 😭😭

He gets scared about people finding out horny he gets and what they'll think of him 😫

Like, hush baby. I'd love to take care of you when you're like that 🤗 Cum inside me as much as you want 🥺

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[dottores]

Don't mind me, just crawling out of my cave to gush about a fic again 

Baby-Ran almost crying over having a home was so sweet but so so sad :( I hope we get to see lots of bonding <3 The boys deserve all the love and adoration 

Current Ran being so collected took me by surprise, but in a good way!! 

Really shows how much has changed in the time they've been apart. But it also makes me wonder if he tried to stay calm so he wouldn't scare her off or something?

And oh lorddd... How Ran couldn't stop touching her, like he was constantly making sure she was still there 😭 and not letting her out his sight, even calling after her when he realized she was leaving...Just so scared she was gonna vanish again 😞 baby boyyy  

I wanna be the devil on his shoulder, telling him to not let her leave >:( just a quirky little kidnapping Ran, c'mon 😈 I bet Sanzu would help out too c'mon c'mon 

Angry, disheveled, desperate Ran pushing her up against the wall?? Compliments to the chef please. That + The makeout session was an excellent meal 🙏 and the rindou angst for dessert? Deliciousss

Speaking of Rindou... I want to know what is going on in his brain so bad, must be such a mess in there oof

Or be a fly on the wall after she leaves, like... How are they supposed to deal with this? What if she just disappears again, and they have to start the healing process all over?

Also, I’m already pissed at the Sugawara guy, who does he think he is? 🙄 some big shot? :/ he would be right I guess, but still. Very curious about the other people around the table too, especially the two women!

Ok, time for me to slink back into the void  byeee

P. S. Sanzu stealing phones just to be the most chaotic matchmaker killed me sksks Emma (2020) bonten edition when 

STOP ILY PLS THIS MADE MY DAY AJDFAUSFHAISFAUHSF comments like this make me giggle like a little kid n clap my hands together

hehe ran was definitely hyperaware of not scaring her off at first but :') he ended up losing his temper anyway sobs and dude RINDOU i cant wait to get more into him n all of his emotions/feelings about what happened because he's just such a mess and now its even worse cuz he caught her and ran :') i feel so bad for them man yn did them so dirty sobs they just wanted to be with her

I AM SO GLAD U POINTED OUT THE OTHER PEOPLE AT THE TABLE OMG i think you're the only one so far but

hehe

well

you'll see