#oh look another one

[zeeengris]

Phantom as a Terrorcon

[muffinthedestroyerofgods]

[lesbian-thesbian]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Les Misérables - All Media Types, Les Misérables - Schönberg/Boublil, Les Misérables - Victor Hugo Rating: Not Rated Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Enjolras/Grantaire (Les Misérables) Characters: Enjolras (Les Misérables), Grantaire (Les Misérables) Additional Tags: Canon Era, Light Angst, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Hurt/Comfort, Mild Hurt/Comfort, Emotionally Repressed, Touch-Starved, Requited Love, Requited Unrequited Love, Enjolras Has Feelings (Les Misérables), Enjolras is Bad at Feelings (Les Misérables), POV Enjolras (Les Misérables), Smitten Enjolras (Les Misérables), Pining Grantaire (Les Misérables), First Kiss, Confessions, Love Confessions Summary:

Enjolras is attempting to make sense of his feelings regarding Grantaire, and Grantaire really isn't making it easy for him.

[einsteinsugly]

September 1974. At Sixteen.

At the edge of the known world, Eric takes his damn time to get his toes wet.

Instead, Laurie is ready to push him into the deep end. Without an ounce of mercy.

"Okay, little brother, here are the rules," Laurie haughtily advises, "I don't acknowledge your existence, and you don't acknowledge mine."

In turn, he nervously deadpans. "Uh huh."

But Laurie adds salt to the wound. "Here, we're not related. At all."

"We share the same last name," Eric weakly surmises, "And we kinda look alike."

"I'm way prettier than you..." Eric opens his mouth to pathetically protest, but Laurie dismissively rolls her eyes. "Donna thinking you're cute doesn't count."

"It counts for...something..."

"Shh, Cher and Jodie are coming!" Laurie pushes Eric out of the way, and he reluctantly hides behind the bushes. "Hi, Cher. Jodie."

"But you don't even like them!" Eric bravely proclaims, as Laurie hurls her backpack at the bush, "You called them..."

Laurie loudly clears her throat. "Don't listen to the talking bush."

Jodie sighs, not falling for her foolish game of charades. "Isn't that your little brother?"

Eric reluctantly emerges, covered in leaves, and Cher smirks. "You two look a lot alike."

Laurie is notably offended, and she defiantly scoffs. "I'm way prettier than that dweeb."

But Eric awkwardly stands his ground, with ample gusto. And with lots of aggressive gesturing. "Hey, this dweeb is way nicer than all three of you, combined."

Eric shakes himself off, leaves flying here, there, and everywhere. With an awkwardly dramatic turn, he pulls himself up by his theoretical boot straps.

And without an ounce of mercy, he trudges straight into the trenches.

[seenoweevil]

Bite the hand that feeds

I wish I could do what is best for me

[soundsaboutrighttumblr]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Semantic Error (TV) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Chu Sangwoo/Jang Jaeyoung Characters: Chu Sangwoo (Semantic Error), Jang Jaeyoung Additional Tags: Character Study, Jang Jaeyoung in Love, Short Summary:

Chu Sangwoo through Jang Jaeyoung’s eyes.

Jang Jaeyoung POV, an illustration of what happens inside Jaeyoung, those moments we’ve seen when he looks at Sangwoo and is just stunned, those ‘buffering’ moments with eyes wide open.

[krysmcscience]

I have some questions about karaoke night, Alex Hirsch. Very Important Questions. Which I will happily scream at a poor hapless baby triangle who can have no answers for me, and possibly also does not have object permanence yet.

Follow-up that is I guess suggestive, but let's be real here, Bill's a fucking triangle:

Dude slipped right into his birthday suit, lmao

this is so stupid :D

Anyway, I don't care what anyone says, this brilliant individual knows what's up - Bill is absolutely way more of a monsterfucker than Ford could or ever will be, full stop.

[monkesupreme]

ref

a satisfactory answer for Selina

[solasgf]

womwn are sor pretty if u are wamen i love u plewas3 knoe that

[starcurtain]

Teyvat's "Most Down Bad" Award Goes to Alhaitham for a Second Year Running

Seeing everyone making fun of Alhaitham for his "stalkerish" tendencies in this event is funny, because I feel like a lot of people missed that "Be literally everywhere Kaveh is" has been Alhaitham's MO from the day Kaveh appeared in the game.

From only grabbing his house keys after Kaveh returned from the desert (he couldn't have had both sets of keys at the end of the Archon Quest unless he went home and got Kaveh's copy) to ditching conversations to get back to his house only after Kaveh came home, to showing up without any warning or explanation in Kaveh's hangout with some ridiculous excuse about hearing his voice through noise-cancelling headphones... Refusing to offer any help in the Temple of Silence story quest other than staying in the library with Kaveh...

Since when does Alhaitham willingly cover anyone else's duties?

But this trend of "Be everywhere Kaveh is" didn't start when they were adults. It was already in place when they were still Akademiya students--and it's a trend that didn't end even when they had their fight.

Even when they weren't speaking, Alhaitham dogged Kaveh's every step through published responses to Kaveh's research articles in academic journals. He insisted on keeping a line of communication between himself and Kaveh open, even if the only way to do that was through very public ideological clashes. Pulling Kaveh's pigtails to get his attention lolol. It's implied that, for at least the few years between their fight and Kaveh moving in, this was the only communication between them--Alhaitham's refusal to allow their connection to entirely fade away. (And the fact that this is revealed in Kaveh's character stories--through his precious journal that records the moments of his life that had the most impact on him--shows just how deeply he values the fact that Alhaitham didn't give up.)

Another relevant side note: Alhaitham never asked Kaveh to give up his half of their house. Knowing half of it belonged to Kaveh, knowing that Kaveh may one day want to reclaim his part of it, knowing that it was listed as theirs, Alhaitham moved into the house and made zero effort to change its ownership. He was completely fine with living in "his and Kaveh's house." The stories suggest it was only months later (or even longer) that Kaveh even noticed he had the house, and he transferred away ownership of his portion without Alhaitham ever asking him (or even seemingly wanting him) to do so.

Please, let that sink in. Alhaitham actively left his grandmother's (presumably comfortable) house to move into "his and Kaveh's house," with no apparent explanation for why, and after doing so, he made no attempt to change that "his and Kaveh's" label. He moved into the house with no promise that Kaveh wouldn't show up on the doorstep the very next day and move in too. It almost feels like another deliberate provocation--I've moved into our house, are you going to come stop me? LBR, if Alhaitham had had his way, Kaveh would have been living there with him from Day 1...

There's also the fact that Kaveh literally can't write on a single message board anywhere in the entire nation of Sumeru without Alhaitham hunting his messages down and responding to them (which absolutely no one else does, by the way).

"NUH-UH!" "UH-HUH." "NUH-UH!"

Alhaitham's own character stories tell us explicitly that one of Alhaitham's defining character traits is "He is never where you need him to be," yet somehow...

Shot, and chaser:

Any time Kaveh is in the slightest bit of need or danger or just wants Alhaitham near, Alhaitham is "coincidentally" exactly where Kaveh needs him to be, whenever Kaveh needs him to be there.

Alhaitham didn't just "happen" to run into Kaveh in Port Ormos, an entirely different city from where he was supposed to be working. He didn't just "happen" to read the same terrible book as Kaveh when we know he otherwise would not waste a moment of his time on poorly-written literature...

He didn't just "happen" to appear when Kaveh was upset and needed a distraction in the House of Daena during Kaveh's hangout. He didn't just "happen" to be sitting around waiting when Kaveh needed answers after the Archon Quest. He didn't just "happen" to find Kaveh's academic publications and every single message board posting and respond to them at length and in public.

The only person for whom Alhaitham just "happens" to be available is Kaveh, over and over and over again--because he is very deliberately making himself a constant presence in Kaveh's life.

Which is exactly what Kaveh's mother told Kaveh he needed.

(Like, out of all things, I think people really underestimate the devs deliberately paralleling the romantic relationship between Kaveh's mother and father with Kaveh and Alhaitham's relationship. If you want to point to one thing that says "These two characters are intentionally queer-coded," it doesn't get any more obvious than this.)

Alhaitham, are you not embarrassed to be this transparent??? 🫣

[sketchy-tour]

Thank you, Remderem!

[w0efulboopsoul]

You know your pretty pathetic.

When the anons try to hate but all you can do is stare at their blatant and obvious spelling and grammar errors like:

,* You're* Have a good night anon.

[brainrotcharacters]

makes me giggle to think of X2 Logan meeting dp&w Logan when this is a thing

[starry-bi-sky]

i think i'm hilarious -- aka i made blood blossom danny au memes

all of these come from my DpxDC prompt "i am pushing the batdad agenda--" and it's corresponding additions in the reblogs ksdjlf.

i am. rotating them in my head. forever and always. personally i think there should be more batdad aus in dpxdc, their dynamic could be neat. :)

[knifearo]

this year my challenge for everyone is to unlearn the association between love and morality. love is not something that is inherently morally good, and the absence of love is not something that is inherently bad. sex without love isn't morally bankrupt, it's just an action. people without love aren't less kind or less good, they're just people. when we can get past this false (and often unnoticed) dichotomy of good love/evil lovelessness then i think we are going to be able to take leaps and bounds in sex positivity, aro advocacy, certain discussions of mental health...