#oh jfc laura

[zouisexo]

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[kirkenovak]

Oh, ok. Listen.

Logan dies at the end of Logan (the movie) and since he is the Anchor Being of this universe, his death unravels the reality. But then The Worst Wolverine takes his place. So what if months after the end of Deadpool and Wolverine and some time after Logan and Wade get together, Worst Wolverine is swapped with Logan Wolverine. LW’s essence, soul, spirit, consciousness… however you wish to define it, enters WW body, basically erasing him from existence, just like Logan erased the other Logan from existence at the end of Days Of The Future Past, because he is the True Anchor and there can only be one True Anchor.

So yes, Logan Wolverine dies in that forest— and then he opens his eyes and is in a crappy one bedroom apartment, sleeping next to some guy who looks like he took several baths in battery acid. A really ugly dog is barking at him. An old lady is snorting coke off a kitchen table. And where is Laura??? He’s confused, defensive, ready to run, he’s no idea what is going on but he spends 3 minutes with Wade and already knows he’s gonna hate that dude forever because JFC, does he never shut up??

Everyone rejoices. The X-MEN are ecstatic! They have the real Logan back! Their actual friend and not some discount bargain bucket/made by Asylum version. Even Laura is happy. Yea she liked WW but this is her actual father, not the copy. Even if she feels bad for being happy about having him back, she’d rather have this guilt than not have her father. Everyone is happy… except for Wade. The guy he loves, the man who helped to save the multiverse has just been bodynapped and erased from existence? And nobody truly cares? Well over his dead body! And since this is not actually possible, God help those fools who are going to try to stand in his way when he’s going to try to get His Wolverine back. Even if that means having to fight all X-Men, kidnap his not actually boyfriend except this is his boyfriend but just his body because his spirit is someone else’s spirit we have to find the actual spirit of the boyfriend and swap them back it’s complicated don’t worry about it, and punch Realty Itself in the face.

Maximum Effort!

[wikiangela]

I wasn't sure if I wanted to watch that 90s show (I can't stomach Jackie ending up with Kelso, sns 🤢 she could be with literally anyone else pls anyone but Kelso or Fez, even some brand new character jfc) but I decided to give it a try

so, I decided I'm gonna at least watch the pilot and my thoughts are under the cut

warning: I did not like it in the slightest, and it's not nice lol

okay, I missed Red and Kitty, I could watch it purely for them if the rest is decent enough lol

the chemistry between the old cast so far is just as it was back then - and Red is the best as always, his lines >>>

ooof, first two scenes with Leia and Gwen - so cringe and so disney-level dialogue and acting sns - it literally feels like they're reading lines 😂

oh my god all the kids are awful - I know they're just kids and probably just starting out but like oh my god

is it supposed be this cringe and unfunny? I was prepared to only dislike Kelso and Jackie together, not most of the characters 😂

the "bro" thing is so annoying I almost turned it off - this is supposed to be comedy? who wrote this shit? 😂

aww the circle! an adult circle 😂😂 tbh I only care about old characters so far 😂 (also, what's up with Laura Prepon's acting? why is something feeling off?)

"feels forced" that was funny 😂 I love Kitty 😂 - also, this whole show feels forced tbh

is Ozzie supposed to be like Fez? because Fez was funny, this guy's not - and he's SO annoying jfc

you know, I think that's my problem with most reboots - instead of creating brand new characters, they just put those carbon copies of original characters and trying to recreate the dynamic

Gwen's acting is so over the top, oh my god

literally me watching the kids trying to be funny:

that whole thing in the store...... I feel like I could watch this in Disney Channel, except with something other than alcohol lmao

halfway through the episode and I'm bored and wishing for it to end 😂 I said I'd watch the first episode though, maybe I'll still change my mind 😂

"I knew you were gonna be like this! I'm not getting in that car tomorrow! you can't make me!" - - - that made me laugh, not because it was funny, but because how fucking awkward and disney it was 😂😂😂😂

Red is hilarious as always

honestly, I'd watch just Red and Kitty, I don't need all those annoying ass kids that are supposed to be the og cast's replacements instead of their own characters lol

"don't feed them, that's how it started the first time" 😂 pls he's still so funny

Kelso and Jackie as toxic as ever...... this is not funny anymore, it was in like s1 of t7s and that's it

why did Kelso and Jackie just... stop by for no reason? 😂

jfc all those "nO wAy" just feel so fake and exaggerated - go to Disney or nick, kids, seriously 🤦🏻‍♀️ I cannot watch this

the "this season on" is not convincing me either

well, I think I said all I could say, bad acting, awful dialogue straight from a disney channel show, all the kids feel like unsuccessful copies of old characters, Red is the only consistently funny character, Kitty mostly too, and they're the only ones I'd even consider watching it for

but, suffice to say, I will not be continuing

I'm not even disappointed, because I did not have high hopes 😂

if it gets better and is worth continuing, which I doubt, maybe I'll check it out someday but for now it's a no from me lol

[perkvpsvcho]

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ontem eu tava assistindo candela e escrevendo meus surtos no bds, só pro meu notebook travar e eu perder TRÊS HORAS worth de comentários hilários...... not taking that chance again, pq essa porra aqui salva os posts como draft pelo menos. so.

NÃO MAS uns dias atrás eu vi o aniversário do ronin e (um dia antes do matt e eu, diga-se de passagem), ele veio NO DIA da transmissão de um ep da c2, horas antes deles ficarem live..... aí esse tempo todo eu tava me perguntando se a laura ia falar alguma coisa, quando ia ser, pq com as minhas contas, o ep que eu tava vendo tava em março e ???? aí no ep que tô vendo agora (o ep que a marisha se fode espirrandoKKKKKKKK iconic), ela FINALMENTE anunciou que tá grávida e agradeceu ao sam por estar escondendo a barriga dela esse tempo todo........... eu tô com raiva que não percebi, mesmo sendo praticamente impossível pela altura da mesa )o) ALSO ela 300% foreshadowing o nascimento do filho??? a mulher é uma bruxa! anyway vamos lá assistir a marisha lascando uma costela

BEAU WITH GOGGLES BEAU WITH GOGGLES

BEAU DOESNT CARE SHE LOOKS LIKE A NERD

...do you want me to see thru your clothes? this fucking lesbian

jester your laura is showing!!!

oh

oh

o fjord puxando os googles da cara da beau TEM QUE TER na animação

O EFEITO DA VARINHA NA NOTT TBM KKKKKKKK

JESTER OFERECENDO O ANEL PRO CALEB ANDAR EM CIMA DA ÁGUA E NÃO TER QUE SE MOLHAR KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

NENHUM DELES VALE UM CENTAVO QUE SEJA

jester i see you romancing your player's husband

UGH JESTER IS SO MY FAVORITE THIS CAMPAIGN

man i miss ashley

my girls being cute

"it doesnt smell of blood and feces" sam e liam: YET

LIAM TEACHERS PET CONFIRMADO

JESTER BEST GIRL LETS GOOOOOOO

dmpc: What's your name? Travis: Fjord dmpc: Do you have a last name? Sam: Tough a mesa:

essas piadas com ford vão LONGE

the ruby of the sea is the best lay ever

[harp sounds] laura bailey

jfc from laughing hysterically to awful traumatic mommy issues background reveal moment I LOVE THIS TABLE

grrr saaammmm's mug

THIS IS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT:

molly: extremely charming beau: very in shape BEAU. YOU FUCKING LESBIAN.

nott: are we sure we want to leave this place? people like us here jester: its only a matter of time before they dont lmfao

caleb: a todo mundo: INSIGHT CHECK

QUEBROU O CORAÇÃO DA NOTT EU TENHO CERTEEEEZAAA

marisha is a fucking beast e aí o matt leva ela pro hospital e termina preso dentro de um banheiro esse casal, sabe.........

how u doin bby

im dying babe how u doin

everybody's worried about marisha and thw whole time she's talking looking at matt

I'M GONNA GO TAKE CARE OF MY WIFE in the cutest most loving worried voice

LOOK AT HIM TRYING TO KEEP IT COOL [and failing] DOING THE ADS LIKE HES NOT LOSING IT BECAUSE HIS BABY IS INJURED

break gotta pee

MATT. IS. SO. CUTE. SHUT UP

HE FUCKING MOUTHED I LOVE YOU TO HER??????????? THIS FUCKING GUY im gonna kms

fut fut

wow... it took laura bailey being pregnant for me to think the belly is kind of cute? just dont think about it too much or its gonna backfire

nine [figures]? are they mightier than us tho?

omg we're fighting the ninja turtles

you have to be careful, we all have syphilis... EXTREME syphilis

37 POINTS OF DAMAGE ON ONE GUY

sam: oooh that's vax numbers

esse ambush TAMBÉM PRECISA ESTAR NA ANIMAÇÃO PQP

they havent had a bath in days, they kinda look like caleb

fucking love beau

marisha: this guy is our new gilmore liam: i am not seducing this person matt: you say this now marisha: 500 hours later we're fighitng gods with him

mds a marisha morrendo de rir e segurando as costelas

POOR MATTS SOUL

...eu ia só assistir esse,MASD A ASHLEY VOLTA NO PRÓXIMO FUCK EVERYTHING ELSE

[turisiancom]

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[moon-ursidae]

SESSION #8!

THERE WILL BE SPOILERS FOR BOTH TLOU GAMES AND THE HBO SERIES HERE SO BEWARE OF SPOILERS!!!!

it’s been over a month since i last played…

this semester has been kicking my ASS and i’m at the point where i do NOT give a fuck. and i finally have the urge to play this game. so yknow. let’s pick it back up!

total play time: a lil over 4 hours!

okay so the last i remember was that i had J U S T started the abby section

i’m excited to see laura bailey’s acting

this section is called “tracking lesson”

4 years earlier! as abby!

so in the timeline this is one year before ellie’s bday flashback!

this feels odd

like i’m trying to be positive about it

but i just- it’s hard man

this is gorgeous also holy shit i missed this

I LOVE LAURA BAILEY

just hearing her voice makes me all warm and fuzzy

ooo zoo lights pamphlet!

WAIT WHAT DOES ABBY HAVE IN HER BAG ALREADY

omg there’s a letter from mel :(

and a drawing from owen??

“i’ve trued to draw you sleeping, but these damn hands just can’t capture your mesmerizing beauty.” i would find this kinda cute if it wasn’t from owen

he just makes me uncomfy idk

also how much older is he than abby?

wait how old is abby hold up i gotta look this up

okay so she’s 20 in seattle so she’d be 17 rn

there’s no exact age for owen but the approximation is in his mid 20s in seattle

i was slightly concerned bc owen looks so much older than abby and just thinking about how they were together when she was 17 i was like -_- hmmmmm

ANYWAY

that is a TINY ass coin holy shit

SO UR TELLIN ME ELLIE’S THING IS BRIGHT CARDS AND ABBY’S IS TINY ASS COINS??

there’s no way that my horrible ass eyes are finding all of these

i’ll be surprised if i find any after this

goddamnit. they’re trying to make me feel empathetic about their relationship

it’s not happenin

ohhh so the coin thing is bc of her dad

still i’m not falling for this

this is a cool ass playground

NOOOO THE ZEBRA

i fucking love this track btw it’s so good

THE HOSPITAL.

UR JOKING.

WAIT. WAIT WAIT WAIT.

THIS IS DURING PART 1??????????????

OH FUCK.

THE WAY THAT MY JAW IS ON THE FLOOR

MARLENE!!!!!

“and what if this was abby?” she’s asking the good questions here

depending on his answer, this is what is gonna seperate him from joel.

FUUUCK.

i wanna hear his answer bro

and collateral playing here?? so good

“i’m gonna go tell joel” HAHAHAHAHAHA YESSSS

“if it was me, i’d want you to do the surgery” well ya see abby you can make that choice rn, ellie cannot

oh god. oh god. the sirens jfc

THIS FUCKING HALLWAY MAN I’VE SEEN IT SO MANY TIMES

FROM SO MANY DIFFERENT PERSPECTIVES

oh shit

AND THEN BACK TO THE FUCKING CABIN

PLEASE DON’T WITH THIS BRO

I’M CRYING ALREADY

I HAD TO PAUSE AFTER HEARING ELLIE GO “joel..” LITERALLY BEGGING FUCKNSKABSKSBSKS

GODDAMNIT

SEEING HIM FROM ABBY’S POV THIS TIME??? INSTEAD OF ELLIE’S???

what if i vaulted off the side of a bridge?? what then???

FEELING THE VIBRATION IN THE CONTROLLER FROM THE FUCKING IMPACT IS ACTUALLY THE WORST.

THE WORST.

ellie’s cries :(

fuckin seattle day 1 i guess

showing me that again, and then making me play her immediately afterwards is so fucked

so fucked

jesus fucking christ man

hmm that weather chick talking aboutna storm was right maybe you should have paid more attention to that or sumn bc it’s COMING

jesus she’s fucking massive

like her arms are the size of texas jesus christ

WAIT THIS IS THE TV STATION

the math is mathing

omg manny and the teacher? so funny

the way she was like “hey manny” immediately put 2 and 2 together LMAO

the kids are so cute

the butterflies everywhere just remind me of sarah after watching the show :(

manny wants sumn spicy let’s see what’s up

i’m gonna get him something not spicy bc he had the audacity to spit on joel

i heard sam riegel

maybe yuri lowenthal??

that kinda sounded kike taliesin jaffe at the table where they’re playin a board game???

wait this is some tea he must know the girl w the ps vita bc he’s playing w it rn

and also he’s going to the seravena 👀

TRAVIS WILLINGHAM I HEAR YOU

omg there’s ppl talking about the seraphites at one table

there’s so many voice actors here that i recognize but cannot name it’s aggravating me

YEAAAA SAM RIEGEL I HEAR YOUUUU

talkin about a book w wizards and magic hahaha

abby uses pine scented soaps? slay

manny cutting the line

he would

abby walking around w a single lil burrito w her hulking arms is so funny

omg wait manny what’s the tea between mel and abby???

WAIT I HEAR SOMETHIN ABOUT A MLM RELATIONSHIP

LBBTQIA+ REPRESENTATION IS ALL OVER THIS GAME I LOVE

wait i totally missed hearing manny and his dad talk

FUCK

this is weird hearing about how people wanted joel dead while she’s eating a goddamn fucking burrito.

what the fuck

wait is this her room?? her room alone??

oh wait shit her and manny are roomates

i thought abby gave them the key to some room on base grounds

not THEIR room lmao

looks like manny’s a photography buff oml there’s supplies to develop film and different camera lenses

there’s a bunch of different movies and some anime cool cool cool

and they designate who does dishes what day lmao

THE BRA lmao

omg wait this picture above abby’s bed was in her dad’s office

holy fuck they have an OPERATION huh? jfc

that’s crazy

mel looks so pregnant :((

“why would it be up to owen” SLAY MEL

ARE THOSE COWS??

SOME MFIN MOO MOOS???

THEY HAVE SO MUCH FUCKING FOOD HOLY SHIT

HOLY SHIT I FOUND A COIN??

i fucking LOVE world building like this

i would spend SO MUCH time here if i could

there’s so many details it’s crazy

THE DOGS :(

WE’RE TAKING A DOG???

NOOOO DUDE :((

I’M PLAYING FETCH WITH A DOG OH MY GOD

THIS IS GONNA HURT ME LATER HUH??

BEAR IS SO CUTE :(

THEY HAVE SHEEP???

sheep… 😭😭😭

JOEL😭😭

also the way they’re setting up mel to be more of a pacifist? so good

makes what happens later worse

I HEARD LIAM O’BRIEN IN THE NPCS REPAIRING GUNS

okay woah this gun is different

kinda plays though

ANOTHER COIN?

WTF

how the fuck do they get all of these tires and ammo

this is insane

YEAAAA MEL IS PUTTING TWO AND TWO TOGETHER TEAAAAAAAA

owen still loves abby bro

he wants her and not the woman CARRYING HIS BABY

men 🙄

SERAPHITES???

OH SHIT

TRUCK CRASH

IS MEL OKAY???

IS THE DOG OKAY???

IT HASN’T BEEN 5 MINUTES OUT OF THE COMPOUND

okay i thought these coins were gonna be hard to find

kentucky coin!

there’s enough stuff to make a pipe bomb?? oddly convenient to point that out manny

there’s gonna be infected in here i feel it in my bones

the halloween stuff :(

that same goddamn frankenstein statue :(

i just heard infected bro i was so right

i forgot how intense this shit is

so it is manny that likes anime

i fuckin knew that shelf was gonna collapse

SHAMBLER???

i’m so scared to use my bombs around the dog

damn not a single hammer in here for me?

i love manny trying to get them to talk

GOD THIS IS GORGEOUS

MASSACHUSETTS COIN WOOO

i went to boston in the summer many years ago and it was awful

the heat was so bad and it was just amplified in the city

plymouth was super dope though

ANYWAY

OOOOOOOOOO seeing their perspectives on what caused the truce between seraphites and wlf to end

the kids killed some wlf, and so they killed those kids

and mel doesn’t like that at all, but manny and abby justify it and stand by it

interesting considering their perspectives on jackson

hmmmm

good stuff naughty dog

ABBY BOOSTING THE MAN UP

WE LOVE TO SEE IT

oh my god i forgot about abby’s fear of heights

ABBY’S STRONG HOLY SHIT

i don’t like how the music and ambience just changed when entering this boat workshop

WORKBENCH WOOO

stability please i sway like a goddamn tree

ooo and recoil this slays

JOEL DESERVED WORSE???

ya’ll need to keep your mouths SHUT around me

ANUTHA COIN BABY WHERE’S IT FROM?

😱😱😱😱 O-H BABY LET’S GOOOOOOO

W THE WRIGHT BROTHERS FLYER ON IT BIRTHPLACE OF AVIATION LET’S GOOOOOOOO

i’m from ohio if you can’t tell

REMINDS YOU OF OWEN’S BOAT?

unfortunately me too mel..

mel is better than i am bc i would never climb a rope pregnant jfc

SAFE CODE WOOOOO

INDANA COIN WOO

but where’s the safe?

SPOTTED

ooooo hunting pistol

AND A WRENCH LET’S GO

this is all ao fucking gorgeous jesus christ

so many seraphites!!!

DUDES IN TRUCKS TO THE RESCUE

awe abby helping mel :(

alice wondering where mel’s going :(

oh optional dialogue??

omg they’re sharing count of monte cristo haha

SAM RIEGEL AND MATT MERCER AND TALIESIN JAFFE?!!!!

MARISHA RAY?!!!

LIAM O’BRIEN???

CRITICAL ROLE CAST ALL TOGETHER HERE EXCEPT FOR TRAVIS AND ASHLEY 🥹🥹❤️

OH MY FUCKING GOD

THERE’S 2 PEOPLE BY THE RADIO THAT SAY THE SCHOOL HAS GONE QUIET

IT’S ELLIE

THAT’S SO COOL

IT’S THE PS VITA GIRL

HER NAME’S WHITNEY AHHHH

HOTLINE MIAMI

“really hard.. really good too” HOTLINE MIAMI HAHAHA

they’re being sent to a hospital huh?👀

seeing how all of this shit connects is soooooo crazy

OH SHIT IT’S NORA

holy fuckin shit this is a lot of bodies

oh shit wait danny was posted w owen

abby’s WORRIED holy fuck

god laura bailey is so good

are we ever gonna fucking see isaac jesus christ

i keep finding notes and hearing aboutnisaac but never seeing that bastard

LETTER

sgt. foster?? like brian w foster?? hmmmm

SOUTH CAROLINA COINNN

god the way the people in these cages scramble and turn away when you walk up to them :(

oh shit i actually will see isaac

HE’S been doing all of this to people??? goddamn.

this guy’s got his parts cut off :(

these poor people jesus christ

bro he’s scary

lead the first wave???

they’re fully gonna kill ALL of them???

“when are he and danny getting back?” oh she’s good

and he sees right through the bullshit haha

the salt lake crew? interesting

owen shot danny?? to protect a seraphite?? hmmmmmmm

abby don’t be so quick to judge you’ll be doin the same goddamn thing

3 years earlier!!!

so this is the same year as the birthday flashback!

damn she got buff FAST then bc she’s still fairly lean on muscle here

abby what’s ur workout regime?? i want my arms to look like that

i also still don’t like owen

again, i LOVE laura bailey

UGH i love the music

this is gorgeous

this reminds me A LOT of the music that played while going through the robert section by the docks at the beginning of part 1

the way that they’ve never been to an aquarium lmao

WAIT abby going through the aquarium while ellie goes through the museum :(

THIS IS GORGEOUS

UUUGH just the thought of swimming in that fucking tank is triggering my thalassophobia

oh god it’s THE boat

awe there’s kid stuff :(

this is fucking awesome

i wanna go to the aquarium and zoo now

max’s place

i’m getting heavy ish vibes

does going in here progress the game?? i wanna go upstairs!

it’s fuckin locked anyway haha

is the family infected? i hope not that’d be hella sad

seeing her perspective on things makes it so obvious of why she wanted to go after joel. abby’s a lot like ellie at the beginning of left behind. how she defended fedra. and now abby’s doing the same.

owen sees it as a “how are we better than them?” and he’s kinda right

into max’s place!

hey owen legally i cannot go into this elevator shaft bc i have VERY BAD memories associated with it okay? okay

holy shit wait this is awesome

SEA LION

WITH SPOTS

“don’t be sorry. talk to me” okay that was kinda sweet

and how he tried to break the tension by joking

IT’S ABOUT JOEL???

UR THINKING ABOUT FINDING AND KILLING JOEL WHILE KISSING YOUR MAN??

HUH??

THAT’S why she got buff as hell. she wanted to make sure that he couldn’t overpower her

so that she could have the upper hand

goddamn.

cool sequence!

alright i’m gonna end here bc it’s fucking 6am lmao

i’m excited and scared to get more into this! there’s still A LOT of game left to get through though haha

i’m not sure when i’m gonna play next, hopefully soon!

[pancakehouse]

heyy mads so actually i need more of your thoughts on amy/laurie and why you don’t understand people defending them…. i remember being kind of baffled by them when i read the book as a young teen so please <3 be a hater <3

hiii laura oh my god i will (gladly) be a hater it comes sooo naturally to me and we all rlly gotta be biting our tongues on here daily, don't we :-/

(pls ... if you are a passionate amy/laurie fan .. just close your eyes and keep scrolling babes i love you sooo much this post cannot hurt you i promise !!!)

OKAY. so i feel like the whole amy/laurie vs jo/laurie debate has been widely discussed (both on The Internet and in my household lol) but for me it's less that i think he should've ended up w jo and more that i think acting like a/l truly love each other and totally definitely make sense is so stupid. it's soooo stupid laura i am rolling my eyes!! can you see me!!!

and the reason i think this! is because, essentially, Alcott uses the four sisters to like ... represent the few limited life paths that were avail to non-wealthy american women in the 19th century, right?

like meg marries the man who is able (if only just) to provide her a stable home. beth pursues her music (piano? if im remembering right) and is content to live her life at home, with her family. amy wants to (and eventually does) marry a wealthy, cultured man of ~Society who can give her a life above the one she was born into.

jo is the wildcard, ofc. the one who goes off-script for the normal young woman, and ofc who alcott views as a reflection of herself. we know that alcott wanted jo to remain unmarried and was strong-armed by publishers to put her w someone, but if she knew she'd have to, then my only explanation for it to not be laurie was to spite the predictable narrative and spite the readers lol.

the guy jo does end up w is so random and just .. makes no sense. if you're making sense of it, you are having to reach so far up your ass to do so! sorry to be crass!!! (rlly leaning into my hater-moment oops)

anyway - the way this connects to amy and laurie is this:

i do not believe (and i'm sure we are not meant to believe) that meg married for love. beth (</3) did not marry ofc. and it's impossible to believe jo married for love if the author intended her to be unmarried. that storyline doesn't exist to me now.

and amy is the sister that is represented as a bit vain; a bit entitled and spoiled in the way youngest children are allowed to be. from the start, it's clear she plans to marry for wealth. even if we're taking from gerwig's adaptation instead of solely the book, then amy still isn't really represented as particularly romantic (the whole 'i'm not a poet' scene) (also tbf it's been awhile since i read the book, but imo she romanticizes her life, yes, but not love itself).

LAURIE is the romantic, the most so, out of all the characters. i genuinely feel like this is the ONLY reason ppl latch onto amy/laurie and try so hard to rationalize it .. bc they can't bear to think of laurie in a marriage that was w his next-best-option rather than True Love (sorry.. by no means a dig at amy...but cmon guys ..)

because i also feel like the only thing laurie really wanted even more than to spend his life w jo, is to be apart of the march family. it was always clear he wanted that, just as it was always clear he loved jo from day 1! and so the only conclusion i was ever able to come from all this is that he loved jo for being jo and he loved amy for being a march sister.

ah god sorry this is SO anysmally long i am SO SO sorry laura dear!! so grateful to you for this opportunity to hate on them (read: cringe & take the romance out of) them as a couple!!! but there is simply no scenario where i can imagine knowing a boy has loved my sister his entire life and then MARRY him after ?? bc she rejected him ??!!! esp knowing amy and jo's history of shared drama. esp bc the entire story is one of sisterhood!

like bro that girl (amy) has mentally been your sister-in-law for a decade ... and now we're saying we LOVE her? puke vom i hate it it makes me cringe and twitchy and yuck. its so weird ppl !!!! so weird.

[dykefever]

okay OKAY HI oh god laura so i just finished ep 5 and ive got my hand covering my mouth trying not to giggle and squeal in public this should be embarrassing but actually my reaction is soooo valid !!!!! tbh its restrained compared to how i actually feel i have so many thoughts and only ONE ep left jfc!!! Have you finished tell me everything your every thought and feeling and ill just avoid tumblr until i finish the last one (also is sweden on the euro tour agenda? i was in stockholm a couple months ago and it was lovely!!) okay bye xoxoxo mwah

HIIII omg i got this message n was like okay i will stay up and watch episode five i’ve been out all day so haven’t had time!!! and the way i had to restrain from making any noise at the end of the episode i am going full insane FINALLY FINALLY LIKKEEEEE this season has been so intense and stressful!! i’m restraining myself from watching episode six because ive things to do tomorrow BUT i literally!!!!! am internally losing my mind while in a six bed hostel dorm !!!

this season has been so interesting !!! i was a bit frustrated with the pacing at first but i think it works v well as explorations of the characters and their feelings and more than just a love story of wilhelm and simon! And it’s great for further seasons because it’s not resolving everything all at once! the pressure wilhelm feels to uphold his royal title while not wanting that life at all and the casual manipulation from his mother ALSO because she has been held to those same standards her whole life and sees no way out because abdication is Not how it happens and like..:everyone is just as stuck. and simon finally seeing wilhelm as subject to his situation and how simon changes everything for wilhelm like flipped his whole world view and how difficult that is ! yeah!!!!! anyway i am going crazy insane i have been biting my fist waiting for them to kiss. and finally. properly . they smooch. i can rest easy .

AND HE CLOSED THE CURTAINS

also YES sweden is on the euro agenda hoping i can get there i DO hear she’s expensive though …. i feel like i kinda have to go because of young royals tho… <3 like it would he criminal not to

[queenofbaws]

Good morning! I come here to gift/force yet another song onto you lol

The song I come bearing this time is The Wolves by JJ and the Pillars for—you guessed it—The Quarry (because apparently I only have quarry songs that involve wolves somehow dbdbshsgs). While I had admittedly added it to my outlast au playlist ages ago for reasons, relistening it last night made me realize that I think it's actually a perfect song for the Hackett's hilariously enough, with a bonus that you could probably even see the song as being from Laura's pov if you wanted (plus it has the bonus line of a wolf not being able to swim and drowning in water which does work insanely well with quarry werewolf lore which kills me)

And a bonus song for one Josh Washington just because I can (and because apparenly my music taste fits the poor boys character oops): Moster by She Is We.

(i have now also just realized that I have what I consider to be a frankly hilarious amount of songs titled 'monster' in my favourites on spotify... I'm sure this means absolutely nothing and thus is nothing I should be worried about.)

oh MAN im sorry it's taken me so long to get to this - but ahhHHHHH i love these omfg??????? wolves is SO SO SO good for laura and the hacketts omg i can already tell i'm going to be listening to this on repeat for a hot minute hahahAHAHAAAAA IT'S SO GOOD!!!! that wolf sure cannot swim.

and ooooooooooh the josh song is *chefs kiss* wonderful too jfc, watch me sneakily (but not that sneakily) adding this to my repeat list too heheheheheehhe but dude i know what you mean, i have so many monster songs faved too 👀 sure hope...that doesn't mean...anythingggggggggg...............

i wish i could return the favor and give you some sweet recs to pay you back for these awesome songs, but alas, i've been so deep in hackett territory literally ALL i have to offer rn is just...lisa. lisa it's been so much banjo music. i can...i can give you banjos if you want them. i can't imagine you do. 🥺 so i will simply give you my thanks hehehehehe

[the-blind-assassin-12]

JFC LAURA!!! WHY???

I knew it. I just knew it in my bones and still I clicked read more. 😫 WHY DID I READ THIS AS SOON AS I WOKE UP?! Now the rest of my day is just:🥺😢😭.

He WAS too good for the world he lived in, that is for damn sure. And Vincent was an asshat, also for damn sure. But my heart is in pieces for Vito. Just shattered. So I hope you’re happy with yourself.

And then Jackie hits me with a “family werent he only ones...” and what little was left of my heart shards disintegrated. Just... fuck, man.

Listen. I always say go hard it go home and you went so damn hard in the paint the Lakers are gonna be recruiting you. I applaud you from my puddle of tears.

It Was Gonna Be Beautiful

Wordcount: 1268

Warnings: Angsty

A/N: I hate myself for this.

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[charles-rxwlands]

thoughts on hawkeye ep 4 / SPOILERS ⚠️

the banter. THE BANTER

clint eyeing the sword... 👀👀

woah okay eleanor's really going straight to where it hurts most 💀 bro you dont gotta mention nat im still mourning too yk

ELEANOR BITCH WHO YOU CALLING

i love how clint includes laura in his work and missions !!

lmao kate watching jack and eleanor dancing like 👁👄👁 ☝️

damnit jack is so sweet i want to like him (and i can tell kate does too) but i stfg he is evil-

leave the poor man alone jfc

nvm it's kate and i love her so

KATE THAT'S SO SWEET WHAT

OH MY GOD JACK IS EVIL

okay so i feel like kate is gonna see her mom happy with jack, and she's gonna love that, but at the same time she also knows she needs to take jack down so. conflict. :')

SCREAMING they're bonding so well!!!!

uh oh here we go w clint's tragic story

[lauranthalasah]

THERE WOULD BE SPOILERS! Who are gonna be the three? Imogen, without doubt... Gosh Orym’s face is killing me! He looks so scared Ok... Orym goes first, god he is killing me, Imoges is going to destroyed me! ELEVEN Ohh ok ok breathing again FCG oh god Sam... “Compulsion” ok FCG! (how does he hears all of those things that weren’t said to him?) NAT 1 shit! nooooooooooooooooo Oh fuck, so Imogen last, I don’t know if I’m ready for you Laura. So crying, thanks Laura. Oh no oh noooo noooooooo wtf now 7 jfc Oh god Matt is going to roll now, please... what it was MATT?! OH THANK GOD!!!!!!!!! SHE IS BACK!!!!!!!!!!

[readbythestarlight]

c2e140

So okay is tonight the last episode? Because people keep saying it is basically and like while I’ve resigned myself to it ending I feel like if it ends tonight it’s gonna be VERY abrupt

I’ve been so distracted by the battle I forgot to type lol

That thing Caleb did with the glaive was intense tho and very clever

[[MORE]]

"I cast Marine Layer!!!" lol

I’m sorry HOW many attacks??

Jfc how is Veth still up

Don’t make her cut through the body of her wife wtf Matt

Oh thank goodness

Veth noooooo

"Lots of cover" says Caleb, who is trapped under a tower

E: "Caleb I need you!"

Me: AHHHHHHHHHHHH

I’m crying

YAAAAAS BABY

SAVING HIS MAN

"Press my forehead to his forehead" FUCKINGGGGGGGS

F O R E H E A D T O U C H

I’m going to cry forehead touches are my FAVORITE form of showing affection and intimacy

jester NO

This is starting to get frustrating as a fight come ON KILL HIM

Both of the clerics going down

Wonderful

Oh thank GOD he had death ward

Holding onto his maaaaaan

Caleb that’s smart very nice

Should have willed her to just live tho tbh

Fuck I need to sleep just as the fight has started to get interesting/stressful

Oh thank god that Cad had a diamond ready to bring her back

Oh no is it gonna fail??

FUCK

that’s the first time they’ve failed to bring someone back

OH MY GOD

MATTHEW YOU SON OF A BITCH

God the clerics are in BAD shape

Please stop picking on my kids

Cant Lucien and the Eyes just die

He’s down fuck

And Essek’s right there with him

Fuck

Oh thank GOD for that heal bless you Laura/Jester

Niiiiiice!

Oh daaaaamn Beau nice move

NAT20 YEAAHHHH

Marisha jumping up and down in her chair lol

Essek Gonna fuck him UP for hurting Caleb HELL yeah

Y’all I’m writing so much Shadowgast in my head

FUCK HIM UP BOIIIIIII

Babyyyyyyy

Plz don’t kill Essek

Essek nooooo

Oh thank god

Not my other BOYYYY

Okay okay oKAY GOOD

HOW is there still an hour and a half to go

Stop trying to kill my BOY

Babyyyy D:

Hey Matt why don’t you tell us what Essek saw

Did he see Caleb reaching out for him

Did he Matt

Did he

FUCK NOT AGAIN

CALEB NOOOO

God dammit

Fucking fuck

NO

he’s DEAD

fucking hell

Essek get back to your man

Of course they can’t see him

Not that it matters because he’s dead

Fucking fuuuuuck

End this fight already I hate this

Come on Laura roll really good

YES

GO LAURA

GO JESTER

YAAAAAAAAAS

Y’all I literally shrieked

Holy shit y’all

Hoooolllyyyyy shit

Oh that’s both spooky and soft

Oh good the eyes are going too I’m glad

Bring him BACK

I’m begging

Revivify

Please oh gods please

(Essek please stand there in the background anxious)

Please god y’all can’t kill Liam’s character at the end of BOTH campaigns

God I was CONVINCED he was going to be perma-dead

“Insight check” I’m laughing through my tears

Somebody let Essek hug Caleb or something idk

What the

No way

I’m with Essek and Fjord here

“Once you’re a member of the Mighty Nein you’re in. You should know that by now.” Okay okay okay

Are we really gonna do this omg

Yoooooo go back for the bag!

Oh no

RIP the bag of holding

Fjord’s priorities are in the right place *nod*

Gonna have to have a one shot to find the lost U’kotoa eye I guess

NAT20 whoopWHOOP

Awww Fjorjester huuuuug they’re so wholesome

I honestly don’t know how I feel about this

Oh my godddddddd

What

Was it a 9???

What was it??

OH NO

A NAT1?? oh jeeze

That

That hurts

To have lost him a second time, basically

Ouch…

Essek now is not the time to be jealous, love

Fjord checking up on my boy

E: “It’s not fair. It’s not fair, you’ve all come so far. It’s just not fair.”

F: “It rarely is. You did more for us and for him than most anyone we know

“I spent my entire life studying with the intent to not let things like this happen to chance. That can’t be it, can it?”

F: “I don’t know, but if you ere to ask my wife friend Cad he’d tell you that life continues on. It changes, it elopes, it grows. I don’t think there’s an end…” couldn’t follow the rest but I’m crying a LOT

“You’ve shown me all I need to see” THANK YOU FJORD im crying so hard y’all

“Caleb Widowgast. Have you ever accepted defeat?”

“Hm. Maybe today for the first time. Or, well, a chance in direction anyway.”

Essek wants to help so bad y’all I’m cryin’

Oh dang Cad

HOLY

oh my god

02%

WILD

MOM

???

“Put it back. I think they’ve earned it. Put it back.”

Oh my goddddd

I feel better knowing it’s Taliesin’s choice

I’m gonna CRY

Oh

My GODDDSS

“I can’t deal with the emotional whiplash” GIRL SAME

“Your eyes open for the first time”

Holy

FUCK

“Bolts up and runs”

Oh my god y’all

Oh

My god

GROUP HUG HIM

Molly

Mollymauk

MOLLYMAUK

TEALEAF

not empty not empty no

Babyyyy

Fuck y’all I’m gonna cry

I’m gonna cry for real

I didn’t think I’d really be so happy to have him back

Holy SHIT y’all

Yeeeeees hug your man Caleb

This is so emotional I’m crying

“Empty” no baby

I’m so glad it wasn’t at the cost of us losing Caduceus

I love Cad so much

“I’m so tired”

“I think you have a bright future ahead of you”

I’m crying over everyone being so sweet to Essek <3

“You’re always welcome at my house”

Y’all I’m gonna BAWL next week

Literally gonna just weep for however many hours it lasts

[eohachu]

@ anon all of this ↑

Aren't Capricorns supposed to be super serious? And cold? And idk.... not like you two because you're actually pretty open in a way? I thought they're supposed to be more closed off and idk not that vocal? At least, every Capricorn I've met was like that (which tbh weren't that many I believe)

yeah they’re supposed to be kinda serious and cold-ish!! and i think i can seem a little distant in real life situations sometimes? but my other placements are mainly not earth signs so mayyybe it gets dialed down a little. also adhd helps in my case i guess you know ramble ramble

@morifinwes

[jujyfru1t]

JujY’s FurubaS2 dub report, eps 10+11+12

Episode 10

oh boy it's That Episode....... i am so ready for quietly bamf Tohru monologue!! side note: i wish i could turn off the band AU with lead singer!Akito that goes through my brain whenever I hear the S2 OP

also glad the Yukyoru crumbs survive in the dub jkjkllj

"maybe I'm strong enough now. maybe I've changed too." BABBBYYYYYY

sfsfdf oh GOD the Akito + Momiji +Tohru sequence was exactly as chilling as I knew it'd be

"I want to protect them no matter what. And... I will." HUAGFGHFGHH *lays head on desk*

and then the firework and Kyo "I will hurt you" hahaaaooOOOO NO LAURA'S MONOLOGUE BYE IMMA CRY NOW

"I'll fight for them." stick a hecking fork in me im so done

Episode 11

i skipped an ep i canrfgfgfhgjjhj howd i miss that Shigure just forgot to lock the door omg XD

ugh Dameon coming for my heart... hearing Kazuma and Tohru's convo in English is everything ;_; "How much do you have to give?" aaaAAAAAAAAA

Rinrinrinrinrinriiiiiiiiinnnnn

...definitely didnt replay Eric's "ur an idiot" inhale a few times hghjhgjghjgh

omhghfgh why does baby Kyo remind me of Ash Ketchum

"a blast from the past. you ready for this?" ........this dub line does not sit right with me  XDDD but the rest was quite affecting and i still like '19 Kags WAY better than '01 Kags

Jerry.... *sobs*

"Let that be all mine... at least til morning comes." yep. that still hurts. same with the ED transition

Episode 12

yeeeEEEE Mayutori in english im gonna flip (me being me I still ship Mayukana and kinda the ot3 oops)

also why am I so giddy over 01 series dub actors conversing with the 'new' characters? then: "i couldn't protect him!!" ow ow ow.......

I'm too far away from the sub to obsessively compare it with the dub so these dumb things'll be shorter lol

"never said I had a problem with idiotic women" jfc Shigure

"Shigure was here a minute ago and we started talking about-- stuff" lmao

"perky?" ADGDFGG Kent put the exact right tone on that word, Hatori is never perky

aaannnd murdered by the monologue again "He won't ask for it, but I will!!" ;_;

omg the stuco episode is next i dunno if i'll survive (go Eric go!! I believe in u)

[bandaged-writer]

Hi, Laura! I only started bsd related accounts a few days ago and I can seemost accounts know each other. So I got from an account to another and eventually found yours; also, guess who was randomly looking on wattpad for bsd hcs and found your account :3 Also, you're amazing, from the way you write to the way you interact with people; you make my heart uwu 💜💜

oh my god stop stealing my heart like that 😭💜 i lack the vocabulary to express how sweet this is and jfc you broke my uwu-machineㅡ