#oh i work saturday too fuvk

[userblaney]

do Not read this im just so disgustingly overstimulated im going to crash out

that was the worst fireworks display i have EVER seen and im so fucking overstimulated and my brother is actually the worst fucking cunt ive ever had the displeasure of meeting and some how I am the only bilingual among my siblings. which isnt saying anything because they straight up dont even fucking talk except for when they are playing dress to impress next to my head when i try to do my homework since i have to share a room with them at eighteen .and i havent gad a productive conversation with them in genuinely 3 years and my mum is blaming ME. for the traffic because i broight up the idea of going to the fireworks display in the first place wirh friends but my uncle wanted to tag along and i might snap in a bit because i have not been not in host mode for a month now. these are my blood relatives nothing is gonna happen if i speak english in front of them or if i wear jeans instead of a traditional dress oh my fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk . i fucking hate my siblings ANDDDDDD MY SISTERS JUST COME INTO THE ROOM AND LEFT THE FUCKING DOOR OPEN AND WENT BACK DOWNSTAIRSSSSSS IM GOING TO THROW A BRICK AT HER HEAD. and i have so much fucking homework to do and i still need to write a cover letter because any "spare" (when im not in skl or outside. but im never outside bexause imnot fucking . ALLOWEDDDDDD) time that i have i have to be in the kitchen helping out because "that is my duty as a hostess" but my soblings havent lifted a FINGER and they are being praisdfor mediocrity. how the fuck do you want me to be a good student and a feminine person while treaatinf me like a fucking BITCH when i wear makeup and then also want me to ALWAYYYYYSSSSSS entertain my family and cook and clean for them AND my siblings . and you want me to get out of the jouse and get a job but you freak the fuck out when i actually attempt to do those things then you tell me i cant borrow money for a bus or taxi in the event where i actually do because i should have my own but you arent letting me and you keep all my bank statement and you read them and make me justify each purchase and. UGHHHHĤHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHi have a guy friend whos also bangladeshi brown and he said that he wouldnt wish being the eldest child And daughter in the bangla household on his worst enemy he was sooooo rigjt for that . and im not even a girl and the evil of jt . aka dysphoriais getting to me and eating me up but thats another issue . i fuvking hate my brother he doesnt attemp6 yo speak and my mum SCREAMED at me on the way home because i forgot the guy fawkes bullshit and i should tell my uncle the story of it in bangla but . idek it ib english . and then i told her that they arent mute . andthen shesaid . she doesnt expect them to know bangla they are too young . they are 14 and 10 or somthinf btw . at that age i had to take care of my siblings while we were home alone for weeks at a time and also take care of the house and cook for them because my parents were too busy having life threatening health problems or atte fing to those witj . that . and ive been sooòooooo nice about it . so nice about it . im nice to everyone even in school and online and at home but im literally going die and they are all calling me to eat the rice that . i made the Moment i got home from skl . along side the tea . wjen my fanily had just woken up and it was 12. and then they complain about the lack of time and MY laziness when i DARE to sleep in until 9am on a saturday 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 . yes i know my dad works with uber lare into the night and my uncle misses hisr jids and so does my grandma and my mum is struggling with her mum seeting such harsh expectations and balancing uni and i soumd like a brat but its doing by fucking head in my brain is soooo fucking tured. and i have mocks coming up and im not allowdd to tell my siblings to leave the room because theyll just tell my dad whow jll be mad at me . becasue i have no gokd qualities to excerise why am i even studying . im s ooooooo done bye

[jolient]

ii milwaukee (7.27.18)

oh yeah so i went and saw ii uhhh here are some notes*

*they aren’t well organized or in chronological order or anything as i wrote them during the intermission/after the show as i remembered them

phil: “i don’t trust that man and his nipples”

dan getting mad at us for making sim phil cry

a picture of my horse sim w/ dan’s head captioned “ride me senpai”

phil: “that’s a project i’m working on”

stripteasing

everyone in the balcony cheering for satan/furries

ofc everyone screaming say amen (saturday night) and wttbp

all the freaking dabs (someone stop him)

phil misusing the sound effect thingy

phil squatting/hip trusting

phil: “woohoo an alien,” (hip thrust) “woohoo a skeleton” (hip thrust) dan: “he wishes”

dan roasting someone for having their phone on

dan shaming the 12% of people who voted “who are dan and phil” and the 16% who voted for dnpcrafts

the angry mod analogy

dan’s nipples tingling/phil: “don’t touch your nipples if they’re tingling” (why do they talk about nipples so much)

phil’s murder apron

phil being proud of not hitting dan (he hit him in the thigh) (but only once)

dan: “the d phil needs is vitamin d”

dan vaugly implying phil is a meal, phil knowing he’s meal

phil: “if it meant you had a few more years of life..”

PHILS DISS TRACK IM SHOOK

phil got attacked by a seagull before the show

dan implied phil was a bird

dan shaded phil’s 2007 the silver button

phil: “it was basically just me rubbing myself with an oven mit”

phil: “i’m not gonna start f-ing on amazingphil every week.” *crowd cheers* “you know i meant”

his name’s phil lester, thankfully not mo.

dan and phil’s relationship.... with the people!!

he said bitch in his diss track

everyone was cheering for dan when he took off the white suit and he moved off the stage (we had full view of the ass)

dan helping phil untie his murder apron

the flashy jackets and the tatinof background for the awards

the award was two naked men tied together as “a representation of dnp”

dan: “the satanists are all in the balcony” (we were)

cheese coins

phil said something about phan in the diss track but i didn’t catch it

dan’s complete denial of trying to make the g note sound good

phil’s mess about making a tasty meal seem bad (phil: “it’s dog food.” dan: “what” phil: “the waiter is a dog” dan: “maybe you should have clarified that at the beginning.”)

dan yelling at phil for rapping during the piano part

the p i a n o p a r t

phil mentioned demonization during the rap capita£ester is real

dan (after being shocked): “a bloody frick, i’m trying my best to keep this monetized”

dan’s dentist kink came up a lot

dan: “oh that made me tingle and not in a nice way you get from going to the dentist”

there was a lot of screaming (esp during the diss track) and the speakers also seemed to get louder at the end n i think dan thought it was too loud cuz i saw him put his hands over his ears a few times but idk

dan: “some people over there are really enthusiastically cheering for peeing”

dan reference his love for nick jonas and how #dick was dead (jennifer why)

someone asked a question about fortnite and dan (abt phil): “he’s replacing me with fortnite”

dan making ball jokes while phil had the beach balls out dan: “phil has three balls” phil: “i do”

phil made hugs sound bad by going with tentacle vore and dan told him he should either be a horror writer or a fanfic writer

dan: “where do you think you are, shrek the musical”

a group of people had lady door signs (fuvking icons)

phil called dan’s mom a chihuahua and dan went “don’t call her that”

dan tried to make infinity war spoilers sound good by referencing peter parker’s death “sometimes we don’t feel so good”