#oh i work saturday too fuvk

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ii milwaukee (7.27.18)

oh yeah so i went and saw ii uhhh here are some notes*

*they aren’t well organized or in chronological order or anything as i wrote them during the intermission/after the show as i remembered them

phil: “i don’t trust that man and his nipples”

dan getting mad at us for making sim phil cry

a picture of my horse sim w/ dan’s head captioned “ride me senpai”

phil: “that’s a project i’m working on”

stripteasing

everyone in the balcony cheering for satan/furries

ofc everyone screaming say amen (saturday night) and wttbp

all the freaking dabs (someone stop him)

phil misusing the sound effect thingy

phil squatting/hip trusting

phil: “woohoo an alien,” (hip thrust) “woohoo a skeleton” (hip thrust) dan: “he wishes”

dan roasting someone for having their phone on

dan shaming the 12% of people who voted “who are dan and phil” and the 16% who voted for dnpcrafts

the angry mod analogy

dan’s nipples tingling/phil: “don’t touch your nipples if they’re tingling” (why do they talk about nipples so much)

phil’s murder apron

phil being proud of not hitting dan (he hit him in the thigh) (but only once)

dan: “the d phil needs is vitamin d”

dan vaugly implying phil is a meal, phil knowing he’s meal

phil: “if it meant you had a few more years of life..”

PHILS DISS TRACK IM SHOOK

phil got attacked by a seagull before the show

dan implied phil was a bird

dan shaded phil’s 2007 the silver button

phil: “it was basically just me rubbing myself with an oven mit”

phil: “i’m not gonna start f-ing on amazingphil every week.” *crowd cheers* “you know i meant”

his name’s phil lester, thankfully not mo.

dan and phil’s relationship.... with the people!!

he said bitch in his diss track

everyone was cheering for dan when he took off the white suit and he moved off the stage (we had full view of the ass)

dan helping phil untie his murder apron

the flashy jackets and the tatinof background for the awards

the award was two naked men tied together as “a representation of dnp”

dan: “the satanists are all in the balcony” (we were)

cheese coins

phil said something about phan in the diss track but i didn’t catch it

dan’s complete denial of trying to make the g note sound good

phil’s mess about making a tasty meal seem bad (phil: “it’s dog food.” dan: “what” phil: “the waiter is a dog” dan: “maybe you should have clarified that at the beginning.”)

dan yelling at phil for rapping during the piano part

the p i a n o p a r t

phil mentioned demonization during the rap capita£ester is real

dan (after being shocked): “a bloody frick, i’m trying my best to keep this monetized”

dan’s dentist kink came up a lot

dan: “oh that made me tingle and not in a nice way you get from going to the dentist”

there was a lot of screaming (esp during the diss track) and the speakers also seemed to get louder at the end n i think dan thought it was too loud cuz i saw him put his hands over his ears a few times but idk

dan: “some people over there are really enthusiastically cheering for peeing”

dan reference his love for nick jonas and how #dick was dead (jennifer why)

someone asked a question about fortnite and dan (abt phil): “he’s replacing me with fortnite”

dan making ball jokes while phil had the beach balls out dan: “phil has three balls” phil: “i do”

phil made hugs sound bad by going with tentacle vore and dan told him he should either be a horror writer or a fanfic writer

dan: “where do you think you are, shrek the musical”

a group of people had lady door signs (fuvking icons)

phil called dan’s mom a chihuahua and dan went “don’t call her that”

dan tried to make infinity war spoilers sound good by referencing peter parker’s death “sometimes we don’t feel so good”