#oh dady

[mydreamofthegaymens]

[makeyoumine69]

@grabberwife42

For inspiration!😈

[kaza1992]

[mydreamofthegaymens]

[makeyoumine69]

When I opened the folder with my latest screenshots:

[killerpain]

[disasterofcondom]

I mean I would never let a man spit in my mouth I don't know why y'all keep saying spit in my mouth spit in mouth that's fucking disgu-

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[kashilascorner]

Read in 2023: Lord of Scoundrels (Loretta Chase)

I should like to see you try.

[mrfoox]

New big realization of the week: I probably like being campared to or straight up called a mom :')

I've been compared to one since I was young but never thought about it much until lately and now I'm like... Actually that's a compliment for me

[g0j0s]

turning 25 is so strange. i feel like i’ve lived so much yet everything seems to have just started. i remember being five and frolicking through my dada’s khet, climbing trees and playing lukka chuppi. my dadi would apply surma on my waterline & mehendi on my palms while humming folk tunes. 10 was even more fun as we moved away from my ancestral home into a bigger house of our own. i would spend my days watching senseless television with my sisters getting to know them even more closely. out on our terrace we wish upon shooting stars like kajol from some movie. i’m glad i didn’t know this then, that after 12 a girl is no longer a girl but an entity. as an incomplete being, she travels towards a different reality. but it’s not until a decade passes that she becomes whole and gains that kind of agency. by 15 things had changed drastically. the world became very bleak and constantly changing. my girlhood was slipping from my fingers and everyone was teaching me to be more careful. a rage had started to brew in the pit of my stomach. with that kind of fury, i could’ve burnt villages and cities. 20 was tormenting. i was almost a woman but still a girl. love and hatred claimed me equally as i swayed from one side to the other constantly. a lot of lessons and choices were thrown in my face until i dealt with them diligently. but 25 has arrived in all its glory. liberation permeates through every part of my being. finally, the colors have returned, bringing along an array of fragrances and melodies. i realize now that everything that happened was just to bring me to this moment. oh, how glad I am that it did!

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I can watch these veins become visible whenever he tenses his muscles ALL DAY LONG!🛐

But I need to write, lol😁

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This's everything!💦💦💦

Sweet Serial Killer❤️☠️

[dylan-duke]

Nora overhearing quinn talking about being so exhausted and busy or something and she thinks he doesn't want her around so maybe she runs off to jack and luke or calls petey or ellen and is like 'dad doesn't want me

"jack please," quinn pleads, "please just hold off from letting them come I'm fucking exhausted ok? nora's been a lot and i think she'll need-" but before nora can hear the rest she runs off finding luke in his room,

"UNCLE LUKEY!" she cries before she flops down onto the ground,

"NORA!" luke yells falling out of bed and diving to his niece.

pulling her into his chest and rocking her gently as they sit on the ground,

"shhhhh," luke coos, "shhhh baby what happened?"

"da-d-dady hate!" nora cries out. luke frowns pressing his nose to the top of noras head,

"oh nor," luke breaths out, "he doesnt hate you," the youngest uncle reassures, "he loves you so much!"

"HE SAID!" nora wails. luke scratches his nails gently up and down her back,

"ok honey," luke reassures, "how about we take a nappy ok? then we can go see daddy,"

[corneliaavenue-ao3]

Harry and Ginny are tired of being scrutinized by the press, so with their brothers they think of something to distract them.

"Merlin fuck!"

Ron Weasley was enjoying a pleasant Saturday morning at his apartment he shared with Hermione, reading the comics section of the Daily Prophet when his kitchen was infiltrated by his next eldest brother apparating into his space unprompted.

"Have you seen this?" George asked, throwing another copy of the Daily Prophet on the counter.

"Obviously not," Ron replied, shaking his own paper, "I was just getting starting reading the Calvin and Goblins comic strip."

"Not that," George said, snatching the paper from Ron's hands, turning it to the front page, "This!"

Ron peered down at the front page of the Daily Prophet, his sisters face staring back at him.

"Ginny Weasley missed two goals at her latest game against the Cannons. Is she pregnant?" Ron spluttered out. "What? Just because Taylor Trentenwhiler finally saves a few goals suddenly my sister is pregnant?"

George shrugged, "Taylor Trentenwhiler is known for saving his viriginity not saving any goals."

"Shut up."

"You know I don't physically know how to."

Ron ignored him and kept reading the article. "Do to the fact that Ginny's famous boyfriend, the Boy-Who-Lived himself, has been out of town on a auror mission for the last month, the question is who is the father. Oh you have to be kidding me!"

George grabbed a piece of bacon off of Ron's plate, "It's getting out of hand at this point isn't it."

Ron nodded, thinking back to the rumor that Ginny had joined a lesbian sex cult last month when she went on a Harpies weekend vacation.

"We need to do something about this," Ron said.

"Do we ask her permission or her forgiveness?" George asked.

"We pray for her forgiveness," Ron said, definitely.

Weasleys Wild Weekend

George and Ronald Weasley were out walking around Diagon Alley in matching T-shirts that on the front said, "The Search for Ginny Weasley's Baby Dady" and on the back probably said something extremelly funny, but before the photographers at the Daily Prophet could get a clear image of the font on the back, Ginny Weasly herself showed up to Diagon Alley cursing her own brothers. Boogers flew around their nose and attacked anyone who got close enough to read the back of their shirt. Is Ginny Weasley mad that her brothers are also insisting she is pregnant even though she isn't, or was this a pregnancy hormonal rage? Us readers will know in about 9 months

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