#oh but so r other characters yeah and I think what they did was awful too

[proudfreakmetarusonikku]

SERIOUSLY PPL WHO WANNA TALK ABOUT HOW COOL A VILLAIN C!DREAM WAS AND HOW THE BLATANT APOLOGISM PANDERING TO MAKE HIM SEEM DEEPER MADE HIM A FUCKING CONTRADICTORY MESS THAT DOESNT WORK IM RIGHT HERE

[tangerinesilk]

－ DISTRACTION : DAVE LIZEWSKI

dave was a great study buddy, but there's no doubt he was a distraction. he constantly made you turn your head twice at whatever he said or did whether it was some comic book character he rambled about or how his pale blue eyes shined under the warm lighting of his desk lamp.

pairing ✷ college!dave lizewski x college!fem!reader

rating ✷ r (18+ minors dni!)

tropes ✷ friends with benefits, spicy but no / little plot, unspoken love, domestic toward eachother but no dating, dorky and awkward people in love who just wont admit it theyre in love (sort of) | nsfw warnings below!

word count ✷ 1.7k

a/n ✷ um this was a random thought and it just sort of happened. stg it feels like i blacked out while writing this KSKFFKS what is going on with me. anyways been wanting to write about this cute dork for a while and why not make it really hot. posting now so i dont chicken out but ill edit later.... i always love feedback! xo

[ steamy warnings: mentions of public sex, dom & sub switches, p in v without protection, nipple play, hj + bj, f receiving oral from m, praising + heavy dirty talk, face sitting, finishing inside v ]

typical weekends: saturday night at dave's apartment.

dave was explaining something... it was something. something important, but all you could focus on was his pretty eyes and how soft his lips looked today. he pushed his glasses up more on his nose bridge again, looking down at his book for one of his college classes.

he was so into the subject, you didn't even have to nod. you were occasionally tapping the eraser end of your pencil against your blank notebook, only listening to every other word.

suddenly, your mind wanders to when you two were doing laundry at three in the morning and got a little spontaneous. then getting a bit handsy on the top floor of the library where no one usually was. maybe even the time when you were visiting him back home for one weekend and you both could barely keep it together with company downstairs.

ever since you both agreed on this friends with benefits agreement, your dry spells were no longer an issue. it seemed like both of you were touched starved, but not wanting to meet other people, strangers you didnt want or need to know.

so, after becoming lab partners in your fall semester of senior year, its been nonstop seeing each other. not just for sex, but hanging out to study, going to local comic book stores and libraries, even the occasional dinner and sleepover combo at his apartment or yours.

it seemed like a wild card at first, but you would never admit (outloud) to dave lizewski that you underestimated how great his tongue felt inside your pus—

"y/n, are you even listening?"

you cleared your throat, "hmm?"

he chuckled, "so you weren't... i know, its kind of boring."

now you felt bad, caught up from going down memory lane and he was excited about his new class.

you ran your hand over his curls, "im sorry, dave. my mind was wandering."

he turned, seeming interested, "about what?"

you felt the heat rise to your cheeks, "about... you know..." you trailed then shrugged, "stuff."

dave smiled, "oh yeah? you weren't, i dont know, thinking about me?"

you had seen this confidence grow inside dave as more time passed, and you weren't sure if it was cockiness, but you couldn't deny how cute yet attractive it was on him.

"why dont you go back to what you were rambling about? please. im all ears now." you lean in, placing your hands underneath your chin with your elbows on his desk.

its ironic how his full size bed was behind the two of you yet here you are, acting like this was the first time you've hung out.

he pressed wet kisses against your inner thighs, your clit aching for his mouth as his nose brushed against your skin. he'd let out a nervous chuckle as he noticed the wet spot forming on the center of your panties. you'd bite your bottom lip as he licked his lips, in awe of the mess you were for him.

dave pulled down your panties, shuffling them down your ankles before tossing them to the side. his strong hands run up the top of your thighs before holding your hips, pulling your core closing to his mouth. after his first, yet hesitant, kiss on your clit, you let out a faint moan.

soon his tongue was running over your open slit and tasting your sweet wetness. you arched your back, leaning back on his desk as he flicked your clit a few times. when he pushes his tongue inside you, a rush of heat runs over your entire body. you caress your own breasts and pull at your own nipples as he picks up his pace.

"fuck... god, yes. eat my fucking pussy." you whimpered. he got so weak when you uttered your sweet nothings. as dominant as he thought he presented himself, dave was a sucker for you.

just when you thought it couldn't get better, he slide his two fingers into your slit as his tongue flicks your swollen clit. you told him how you love when he curled his fingers inside you, knuckle deep and gathering your wetness every pump as he brought you closer to your orgasm.

your hips grind against his mouth and hand, painfully near your climax. he cursed under his breath as he felt your pussy clench around his digits. he pulls his mouth away from your clit, trailing more kisses over your stomach then rolls his tongue against your right nipple.

his hand still worked your slit, thrusting so fast that your head was spinning along with the pleasure of him sucking your erect nipple. you glanced down, seeing how his hard pressed against his khakis. just the thought of taking his cock into your mouth made you dizzy, bucking your hips against his fingers.

"yes... make me cum. i wanna fucking cum on your fingers." you muttered under your breath, pulling at his curls. dave's knees were giving out as he held his position but he loved to hear your continous begging.

he was about to see if he could pick up his pace before your hand reached down, sliding into the front of his stained pants and caressing his hard cock. he grunted against your chest, instantly weak from your touch which made him pause.

"hmm, what about i cum on your cock instead?" you giggled as your lips met his, "it's so hard... bet you've been thinking about cumming inside my tight pussy, huh, dave?"

he sighed, "shit..."

"that's what i thought, baby." you say before taking his fingers into your mouth, tasting your own cum. he takes a mental picture even though you've done this in your previous hookups.

you hop off the desk, playfully pushing him on his twin size bed. you slowly get on your knees, running your hand over the crotch of his pants that were already unbuttoned and half unzipped. it's easy for your pull his cock out, practically springing from his briefs.

his eyes are glued to you as your tongue runs up and down the base before wrapping your lips against his red tip. you half-giggle when you taste his pre-cum, then carefully take him all in your mouth. you gag a bit as his tip pushes further in, and he groans when your throat tightens around him.

you push your tongue out to make sure your teeth dont graze his cock as you deep throat him, incredibly slow, so he can watch in awe. he leans up on his elbows, falling apart as you take him in your mouth so easily and your hand pumping the rest of his base.

"fucking christ... fuck." he muttered, his dick twitching inside your mouth as your salvia runs down when you gag on his hard.

his hand runs over your hair, gathering it together to keep it out of your face— also to have a better view of him receiving one of the best blowjobs you've given him.

when you pull your mouth away, you giggle as you pump his cock with your spit lubricating for better motion. his face screws together the faster you pump, and he can barely take the pleasure.

"hmm, i bet you wanna cum on my face... and tits. but, i want you to cum inside me." you say as you but your bottom lip, running your thumb over the cum leaking from his tip.

"me too, baby. fuck!" he grunts, and it makes you smile at how much of a mess he is too.

you rise from your knees, relieving the pressure on them before straddling him on his bed. you pull off your top, tossing it on the other side of the room as he quickly peels his shirt off as well. his big hands run up your body, over your breasts once more as his thumbs move against your nipples.

"god, i want to feel every inch of your cock... so, don't stop until you're finished." you tell him as you run his tip agaisnt your slit before slowly sinking down on him.

"babe, shit... fuck." he whimpered, his fingers pressing into your hips as you arch your back.

"god, im so tight." you moan, "your cock is so big... can barely fit you inside me." you huff, your eyes closed shut as you slowly move your hips.

soon, you meet a nice pace of bouncing on his cock and he loosens up as he watches you move up and down. his bright eyes keep moving between looking at your tits and your face, completely amazed by your beauty.

you run your hands over his toned chest and abdomen, leaving light scratches on his skin from the waves of pleasure coursing throughout your body.

"dave, im gonna cum. oh, oh! i'm gonna cum." you announced to him and he was holding off anyways, his jaw clenched his much that it was beginning to feel painful.

as you arch your back and let out a long whine, he stills his hips as his warm cum fills you up. it was the first time he was fully inside you, and you were aching around his cock, feeling it throbbing against your walls.

he leans up, leaving a soft kiss just above your breasts before you two share another kiss. you can't help but giggle, both of you feeling that sudden hit of exhaustion.

you lift yourself from your cock and cum runs down your slit, letting him see the mess he made. dave smirks, expecting him to say that he'll get you a towel but instead licks his lips and starts to lean down between your legs again.

it was like deja vu. his tongue presses against your swollen slit, tasting your mixed cum before sucking on your sore clit. now you're so sensitive to the touch, you could orgasm again at any moment. he was so in tune with your body that he knew what pace to go and how long you could actually lasts.

you run your hands over your breasts, his tongue moving so perfectly between your slit and clit. you feel his press a light kiss against the area above your pussy before trailing more kisses up your body. then, you two shared another kiss, tasting each other's tongues once more before he laid next to you.

"you know, i've never had a study partner like you." you jeered, pressed a kiss against the start of his jaw.

he blushed, "me neither..." he raised his eyebrows, "trust me."

[giggly-squiggily]

Hiiii! I hope you're doing well. This is my first time requesting so I'm a lil scared. I request Lee Megumi and Ler Itadori. Megumi was looking a little down and our precious pink head wanted to cheer him up.

*dances after reading this prompt cause it's utterly perfect* YES! Good gracious how I love some Lee!Megumi! He's my favorite JJK character! :D I've gotcha covered, anon! Some Ler!Yuji coming your way!

CW: Swearing

Cloud 9 (Taglist Peeps):

@thatbigbisexual29 @duckymcdoorknob @gladdygirl18 @baby-tickles2022 @cupcake-spice13 @rachi-roo @mystwrites @chibisstuff @imjusthere07 @sevenincubistolemyheart @riisada @sp1racle @happy-trenchcoated-impala @r-ine_lovesu

Yuji walked right past his room, only to stop- backtrack, and stare at him. Eyes wide and brows quirked, he took in the slump in his shoulders, the frown on his lips, the redness lining his wet lashes. “‘Gumi?”

No response. The other boy merely looked at him. It was enough for Yuji to come in fully, shut the door behind him and crawl into bed. “What’s going on, Gumi? Talk to me.”

“...” Megumi looked like he wanted to, but the words weren’t coming. He opened and closed his mouth like a fish, averting his gaze before finally settling on: “I’m just not okay right now.”

Yuji’s brow furrowed even more, then he quickly gathered up Megumi in his arms, pressing Megumi’s face into his chest and squeezing him gently. “I’m here. It’s gonna be okay now.”

Muffled sounds came, but Yuji just petted his head. “Shhhh. I got you. I got you.”

“Yuji- too tight!” Megumi gasped out. The pink haired boy yelped and released him some, giving him the room to lean back and breath. “Gah! Ugh..I thought I was gonna die!”

“Pfft- like I’d ever let that happen!” Yuji snickered. “At least you’d die smelling something nice, right?”

Megumi stared at him. Yuji blinked, then he reached out and sniffed down his shirt. “Oo! Yeah- no. Definitely need to shower.”

Megumi made a small noise, biting his twitching lips. Yuji saw an opportunity and ran with it.

“Oh, so you agree?” Yuji pretended to grow upset, the hands around Megumi curling into claws. “You think I stink like the bathroom after Tempura Tuesday. You think I smell god awful like that one perfume Nobara bought, don’t ya?”

“Y-Yuji!” Megumi shivered when those claws began to move, twitching along the backs of his ribs as he squirmed. “K-Knock it off! I d-didn’t say an-ny of thahaht!”

“You were thinking about it!” Yuji pointed out, unable to keep his facade as he watched Megumi start to giggle. “I could see it in your eyes! You can’t tell me any lies!”

“Gaha! Geahahhahaha, Yuhuhuhuji! Cohohome on, dohohohon’t!” Megumi reached up to shove him away, but his push had no strength. Whether it was from his earlier misery or Yuji’s otherworldly muscle, he didn’t know. What he did know however was Yuji had him trapped. “Gehehhehet ohohohoff!”

“No way! This is the first time I’ve seen you smile all day!” Yuji rolled them over so he was on top, putting his weight to use as he danced his fingers up and down the brunette’s sides. “I’m not stopping until I’m sure that smile of yours stays on!”

“Ahh! Aheahhahahahhaa shihhihihi-” Megumi thrashed more at the pressure Yuji was putting on him- the fact he was properly stuck worsened the ticklish feeling. He flailed his hands about trying to grab anything on the other boy- his hair, his hoodie- even a tickle spot. Alas, his efforts were for none. “Yuhuhuhuhuji yohohohou soohohohn of a bihihihihihitch!”

“Ooo, Gumi said a bad word! Gumi said a bad word!” The pink haired teen cackled in delight. He dragged his fingers up to Megumi’s armpits, all but squealing in glee when the other boy slammed his arms down with a shout. “Bad spot? I thought mine were terrible! Hehehehe!”

“YUHUHUJI!” Megumi barked out a laugh, grabbing at his shoulders and digging his fingers in. It did nothing to stop him, but Yuji did take the hint with a wince. His hands moved back down to his waist, a bad spot but not nearly as ticklish. “Aheahhahahaha, shihihihihit! Yohoohhoohu gohohohohoohd?”

“Yeah, nothing too bad. Nobara bit me once when I tickled her.” Yuji snickered at the giggly snorts and wheezes Megumi let out. “I think I still have the teeth marks! She’s like a cat when you get her. You however- you’re more like a dog!”

“Oohohohoh woohohohohow! Hohohow orihihihginal-AH FUHUUHUHUHUCK!” Megumi practically shrieked when his hips were squeezed, another spot proven to be rather deadly. Yuji gleamed like the morning sun. “NOHOHOHOO DOHOHOHOOHOHN’T!”

“Awww, does it tickle, Gumi? Huh? Does it?” Yuji cooed at him, leaning in and pressing their foreheads together as he carried on digging his thumbs in. “Is the sad whittle Gum-Gum finally starting to feel better-”

Given past experiences tickling his friends, you’d think Yuji would have learned by now how things usually end.

A press into a particular sensitive bundle of nerves. A lurch. Seconds later- Yuji was seeing stars, Megumi’s face colliding into his own. He flopped over and off the shadow teen with a low groan, rubbing at his face. “Oww..”

“Ugh, damn..” Megumi groaned as he did the same, eyes wet with new tears from the pain. “Sorry. How’s your head?”

“No complaints.” Yuji responded automatically. He froze, as did Megumi.

Then…

“Pfft- gehahahhahahahaha!” Megumi cackled, wincing some with one hand still on his forehead. “Gohoohohd, that was stuhuhuhpid!”

Yuji was laughing just as hard, his headache residing as he watched Megumi choke on his mirth. “It’s your fault for showing me that movie! Seriously though- are you okay? I know I have a thick skull.”

“Heh, yeah- I’ll live.” Megumi adjusted in bed, turning onto his side so he could face him. “Erm…sorry, about your head. And erm…thanks.”

“Oh?” Yuji asked, grinning at Megumi’s blush.

“Shut up. I’m trying to have feelings. Gross.” The brunette scrunched up his nose before looking at him again. “Seriously. Today was…I don’t know. I just woke up depressed and stayed that way. I didn’t know it at the time, but I really needed a friend. So…thanks.”

Yuji’s teasing grin faded into a look of genuine awe. He started to smile too, if not a little wobbly. “Heh…yeah, well that's what friends are for. If you’re sad, I want to fix it.” He reached out, lightly shoving Megumi’s shoulder. “Though I’m still kinda mad you think I smell!”

“You’re the one comparing yourself to a toilet.” Megumi reminded, leaning in and taking a small sniff. “Now that you say it though…I can smell it now.”

“Oh you son of a- Get over here!” Yuji threw himself onto a grinning Megumi, going for his hips once more. Just as he got it going, the door flew open.

“What the hell is going on-” Nobara yelled out, pausing seeing the antics before her. “Oh, it’s tickle Megumi time?”

“No! No, it’s nohohohot! Noba-RAHHH!” Megumi shrieked as she threw herself into the fray, joining in with a sinister giggle. Soon the room was filled with laughter once more- a mix of all three of them.

Just outside the door, Gojo watched on with a soft expression. Nodding, he turned and left, the sound of his students lightening his steps.

Thanks for reading!

[aluria-sevhex]

THE KING FUCKING ONE-SHOT ME

notes:

-why am i being so anxious lol. if i die i can loop again it's fine

-i love this game's music

-wtf is the stuff all over the place and the gate

-i love how when Sif forgets terms for stuff like the kiln the others will remind him

-a mirror...

-"everyone say fromage!" F R O N C H

-Siffrin has a lot of pocket space

-aw, Odile's eyes light up when she's learning things

-woah this Sadness is just giant hands

-I FOUND MIRA'S ROOM

-ooo Mirabelle likes horror

-the barrels. are EVERYWHERE

-discussion of crafting your body has led to the wonderful sentence "High heels hurt my feetsies..." thanks Isabeau

-woah Sif's cloak is magic

-Isabeau's so considerate of the fact that Sif doesn't like being touched :]

-ok where the fuck is Siffrin from and how did they get the cloak

-FUCK. LOOP KNOWLEDGE BLUNDER

--aw that's kinda cute how Odile will ask questions about stuff she already knows to get the emotional component

-huh. this gate has weird writing that they can't read. and the gate looks like... stars... hmmmmmmmm

-CREST TIME

-i picked the wrong way :( WELP TIME TO EXPLORE THIS ROOM

-ah yes the "handsome young men falling into beautiful heartbreaking madness" horror anthology

-THE SCHADENFREUDE!!!!!!!!!

-openphrase123

lol

-aight i'm looping now

-um. Loop. what would happen if you saw the others

-what's up with that book Bonnie was reading...

-WAIT FUCK I MEANT TO CHECK THE LOCKED HOUSES I'M GONNA HAVE TO LOOP AGAIN

-the world would be inside of the universe...

-yeah i can't be assed to search the entire House for the book rn that's like 2 floors i've cleared. i'm looping forward.

-the little nodding Siffrin when he zones out is cute

-woah. observatory...

-hmmmm Mira can't remember who studied in the observatory. maybe this is tied to Loop? or the starry gate? or the disappearing island?

-trying to read the books gives you a headache

-istg this is some Gaster shit

-COLOR? WAIT THE WORLD IS MONOCHROME. HOW IS THERE A BOOK ON COLOR THEORY

-Siffrin where the fuck are you from

-welp. looping time

-lol the crying key is in the super duper cool notebook

WAIT THAT'S A MEAN THING TO DO. THE GAME IS BEING MEAN LMAO

-loop-de-doop-de-doop

-might as well go do some things in Dormont if i'm looping anyway

-ok time to loop forward to floor 2

-uh-oh. Sif is having a crisis over not being good at their job. :(

-looping forwards. round and round and round we go...

-"if you hadn't picked up the key wouldn't we be stuck?"

Live Siffrin reaction: (Yes.)

-lol bathroom break. fictional characters NEVER go to the bathroom

-Sif whaddya need to do alone?

-lol

-Sif is SO glad to have the loops

-:0 intact Change God statue

-KEYKNIFE

-what the- they got teleported! this is sus...

-feel like the bit where Sif laments the loss of the keyknife and thinks they could've found another use for it might be foreshadowing...

-FUCK FUCK FUCK MIRA IS KO

-fml Odile is the only one left standing

-first game over damn

-jesus fucking christ this is a bleak game over screen

-is he gonna finish himself off

-fuck that's bleak

-ok he finished the Sadness off

-WAIT DO I HAVE TO GO THRU FLOOR 3 *AGAIN*??? THIS IS BULLSHIT

-grinding for exp

-had to go to dinner. back

-it's nice when Bonnie gets to deal the final blow :]

-time to try again!

-I DID IT :D

-uh-oh. Mira is freaking out at the sight of another frozen person :(

-oh her roommate :(

-Mirabelle you're not useless :(

-HOLD UP. THE *HEAD HOUSEMAIDEN* GAVE MIRABELLE THE ABILITY TO NOT GET FROZEN?

-hehe Odile is hungry. SNACK TIME... maybe *i* should eat more.

-love how crab is used like a swear word

-Siffrin's like "i"m fine!" and i'm like "ARE you?"

-hey King why do you have stars on your gauntlets

-THE KING JUST REFERENCED SIF SPECIFICALLY?

-...what does he need to remember...

-Siffrin is sus

-DID HE JUST FUCKING 1-HIT US?

-this is one hell of a game over

[dayseedrawz2]

This is gonna be in my drafts until I at least get out every design for [Ring-Misstress] so Idk how much time I got-

So yeah I decided that I'm gonna write this AU in chapters so that it makes more sense when I make content about it, and yall can ask about it ig-

This all takes place after the events of the real series (that of which we have yet to see, so anything different can just be part of an alternate timeline)

Without further ado... Let's get to it!!

[R-M Chapter 1: The Relaunch]

Dialog guide:

Narration

*Perfoming an action*

"Thinking"

Pomni

•Caine•

°○Bubble○°

◆Ragatha◆

Jax

~Gangle~

Kinger

Zooble

Flinally!! After what felt like forever!!! With help from the others, Pomni and Caine found something groundbreaking!! The Games source code! Mostly, everyone was there to look for the exit, but they ended up finding something else...

*sigh* There's nothing here... can we go back now??

Yeah, honestly, this was a complete waste of time...

◆Come on now, guys! I'm sure they know what they're doing!◆

~Wait, look! They're back out!!~

*Pomni and Caine exit a jumble of One's and Zero's*

It's not much, but I think we found something!! But... I'm just not sure what it is... *She hands a small glitching object to Caine*

•Huh... It's... it's a developer's note! I haven't come across one of these in a while!•

Wait, what!?

Oh dang, that's right, it forgot this was even a video game-

~What's it say??~

*Silence fell as Caine read the text out loud*

•Let's see... "With the noticeable decrease in 'Bugged characters', the game should be ready for relaunch soon!" Oh...•

What... does "Oh" mean..?

•...huh? Oh yes! Uh, you all know how we have a designated place for Abstractions so that they don't destroy the place... and you?? How you have helped prevent some altogether?•

Yes..?

•Well I only implemented it after people stopped working on this game. They still think the game is okay to publish!!•

And? This is great news!! People play the game, realize we are stuck in here, and then we get help!! What are you yapping about??

•That's the thing- If more people, who for one are mostly children, come across this, they won't be able to help, and if worse come to worse, get trapped with us!•

◆oh... oh my, that does sound awful...◆

•Normally I'd be ecstatic, but I don't think it would be good if that many more people got trapped at once... let alone kids...•

Gee, missing kids in a video game. How tragic...

~Hey!~

•Wait, there's something else on here to- a "debugging code??"•

Did someone say something about Bugs??

•No, far from it... hey... this is a copy of the code for my "Ringmaster powers!" Interesting...•

Really? That's what you call em??

•Why yes!! What else could they be?? Anyways... now what do we do about this approaching situation of ours...•

Well, we're not just gonna have a ton more people in here being watched by one incompetent AI!

•... You're absolutely right, Pomni dear! Your little remark had given me an idea that might just work! Now... just how does one copy this...•

To be continued...

[Yippee, finally!! Part 1 done!!]

The second part is right here! (As well as the link to Caine and Pomnis blogs!):

[thatdeadaquarius]

With your language AU, I remember watching a video about a guy speaking angrily nonesense in an Indian accent and people thinking he was very angry. Imagine this as the Creator speaks angry gibberish to people and they just assume that the Creator is cursing them or something. (Or like when they speak gibberish to babies and everyone's like, "Aw the Creator is teaching that baby their divine language")

*AUDIENCE DRAMATICALLY GASPS.

✨️I look pretty good for a dead bitch✨️

She's alivveee!!!

Whats up i almost passed away from sheer academic workload, but im not in the ground yet 🥰 And with drafts outta my ass! :D

Hope yall ready for ur regularly scheduled Bullshit Genshin Sagau <3

SANDBEES THATS SUCH A GOOD USERNAME & ALSO SORRY I ANSWERED THIS SO FUCKING LATE JESUSSSSS 💀💀💀

SORRY ABT THE POLL I CANT BELIEVE I COULDNT FIGURE OUT HOW TO DELETE IT IM FUCKING CRYING I WOULD DO THIS-

Well at least i can do polls thru this in the future?? Idk tumblr is ass so we'll see how this accidental test works out...

☆

So these were the first thngs i thought of and its not super long bc ASKERS R GENIUSES OKAY

SOMTIMES I JUST WANNA PROFUSELY THANK U GUYS AS A REPLY FOR SHARING WITH THE CLASS THRU MY BLOG 💖💘💫

Saw the gif and couldnt help but think this is how ppl like Alhaitham or Diluc would react to u "speaking ur langauge"

"Our langauage" aka being a SIM 💀

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Stop Albedo would ask you to teach him ur lang/grammar rules 😭

What u gonna do when Zhongli asks you to teach him some words-

OH NO

NO DONT PASS ON YOUR BULLSHIT LMAO

U GIVING ZHONGLI SOME STUPID SIM WORD LIKE

Your ass: "GIGGLABAH means beautiful :) "✨️

Zhongli: "Oh thank you, how different from our own version, so excited sounding..."

You walk by him strolling the harbor and he just smiles at you and says

"You look gigglabah today my liege."

HIS REGAL FACE AND FANCY WALK WITH HIS HAND BEHIND HIS BACK AND EVERYTHING

(honestly ppl paint him as oblivious but he kinda seemed like the type of bastard who seems like he's not aware but sometimes he secretly knows the truth, he's just getting too much amusement out of it to stop doing it, LOL he does shit like the above to see YOUR reaction- LMAO)

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You're a maniac pls tell me u dont pass on simlish to all the serious characters-

XIAO WOULD SECRETLY THINK IT SOUNDS GOOFY BUT WANT TO BE INVOLVED BC ITS YOU ANYWAY LMAO

SO HE'S JUST SLIGHTLY SQUIRMING AND GETTIN PINK EVERYTIME HE SAYS A STUPID SIM WORD BC HE FEELS LIKE A GOOF HAHA

(& he's not the only one, others too like Kaveh, YELAN, Ningguang, Nahida, DILUC, AYAKA LMAO-)

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Some ppl i could see taking ur gibberish bullshittery and whether they believe its real or not is irrelevant bc theyre using it anyway-

And i dont mean in a good way 😭

LIKE IM THINKING OF VENTI.

CRAZY BARD INCLUDING SIMLISH ASS GIBBERISH WORDS IN HIS SONGS BC OF YOU

"Be cheerful like the hugkukie,

and may your cup never leaky!"

And Diluc loves you.

Really he does, deeper than he thinks-

But his eye is twitching LMAOO

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(Ok but if you did like multiple of these language shenanigans thruout the asks ive gotten, Kaeya would literally grow so fond of you and associate you with goofy funny shit that makes him laugh so hard that everytime he sees you he automatically is beaming with a smile, or trying to supress a warm grin- this got away from me but its 1:44am for me rn so i would love a smiley Kaeya rn -)

♡

Speaking language bs I have my 2nd oral exam for spanish tomorrow, pls send whatever good vibes u got and i am also really open to prayers from any religion as well. sobs

Hope anyone got any enjoyment out of my response bc tbh the ask is what rlly matters to me atp lmao

Until the next shenanigan-

Safe travels,

💀♒️

♡the beloveds mwah ♡

@karmawonders / @0rah-s / @randomnatics / @glxssynarvi / @nexylaza / @genshin-impacts-me / @wholesomey-artist

[wesslan]

20 questions for writers

thank you @adelfie for the tag<3

1. How many works do you have on AO3?

18! (and one hidden). i did not think it was that many??? thought it was 10 tops, lol

2. What’s your total AO3 word count?

272,860

3. What fandoms do you write for?

batman, used to write some dsmp, but now im kinda eeh about it. i also (for some godforsaken reason) have a harry potter WIP thats been sitting in my docs for like two years that i kinda wanna finish, kinda not (jk r*wling suck my dick challenge)

4. What are your top 5 fics by kudos?

cards on the table

when in gotham: don’t drink the water

robin radio

o bury me not on the lone prairie

and their dreams they dreamed awake

5. Do you respond to comments?

i try!!!! the number overwhelms me sometimes, but i try to answer when i have the energy! :,)

6. What is the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?

oh god, i mean… i pretty much only write happy/hopeful endings🤠 mayyyybe ‘you have (1) new message’? its not all the way angsty but it’s kind of?? angsty??

7. What’s the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?

gee whizz buddy see above and take your pick, really

8. Do you get hate on fics?

i have gotten one (1) hate comment and i treasured it dearly until the person that posted it deleted it😭 other than that, nawt really. some people give unsolicited advice/critique, but thats about it

9. Do you write smut? If so, what kind?

nope. not really my thing

10. Do you write crossovers?

again, not really my thing.

11. Have you ever had a fic stolen?

not that i know of! sure hope it stays that way

12. Have you ever had a fic translated?

yesss!!! so cool! they asked permission, and now my fic exists in a whole other language!!!

13. Have you ever co-written a fic before?

no, and i think i’d be really awful at it. i cant say no to stuff, i cant keep deadlines, and i dont enjoy people being in the kitchen when i cook, so to speak

14. What’s your all-time favourite ship?

BAYBEY!! you KNOW i was a klance shipper first and a human second when i was like? 14? now tho? i’m shipping myself with sixteen hours of sleep and financial freedom. but also, deep in my heart,,,, charlie and carlisle from twilight. you could have been so beautiful.

15. What’s a WIP you want to finish but doubt you will?

man at this point, who knows what i’ll finish. maybe instant repeater ‘99. i LOVE the concept and the world building. but also i kinda left the fandom,,,

16. What are your writing strengths?

people (including my interactive storytelling teacher) have told me im good at writing distinct characters/realistic dialogue! so i guess that! :,D

17. What are your writing weaknesses?

CONSISTENCY. finishing things. ending up hating what i’ve written like 3 months after it’s done.

18. Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language in a fic?

well,,, that’s what i always do. english is another language to me! cop out answer, lmao. but other than that, i guess i could be persuaded to write a few lines in spanish here and there. did study it for 7 years, after all.

overall, i thinks it pretty cool! as long as there is an ez translation somewhere, easy to understand without a translation, or if it’s not done in a way that bi/multilinguals absolutely would not speak B)

19. First fandom you wrote for?

oh god. percy jackson. it’s still out there somewhere. i forgot my username and password so i’ll prolly never find it (thank god) but yeah. it was solangelo bc i was closeted and emo.

20. Favourite fic you’ve written?

probably ‘mothman is real and he wants to kill me’. i had a lot of fun with it! i also really like ‘*cocks gun* manor’s haunted’ just because i based it off of the haunting of hill house which is like, one of the best books ever.

that was fun!!! thanks again for the tag! <3 i’m tagging whoever wants to do this, and also (no pressure) @quotidian-oblivion

puss å kram, skumbanan!!❤️

[maggotclangen]

Moon 1: Newleaf

Warmfeather sweeps up the last of the debris with his tail. “There you go, Cavepaw, your brand-new healer den!”

“Wow!” Cavepaw exclaims “It looks a lot nicer without all that dirt! But it doesn’t really feel like a healer’s den…”

“Well, duh! That’s ‘cuz you don’t have any herbs yet! See, you can put the betony there, and the cobwebs here…” 

Cavepaw smiles as he watches the tabby buzz about, planning out his den. He knew his friend had been stressed out recently, with founding a new clan and all, and it brought him great joy to see him happy. Speaking off…

“Hey, has, err- Paradise given you your nine lives yet?” the gray tom asks awkwardly. He didn’t really have much faith in Paradise, the Abyss, or the lives system. He supposed was what made him so much different than the other aspiring healers in his old clan. And made him hated…

Warmfeather jerks straight at the mention of his lives. “Oh, um, not quite yet. I’m sure I’ll get them soon enough.” And then he hears the voice.

Warmfeather whips his head to the side to see her. A shadowy creature that made up the shape of a cat with two pits of fire for eyes. She smirks at him before fading into nothingness.

“Uh, Warm?”

“Yes, yes!?”

Cavepaw looks at his friend, concerned. He had been doing that often, staring into space, seeing things no one else could see. He had actually been slipping poppy seeds and rosemary into his prey, hoping it would stop what had to be hallucinations. But nothing had changed. Just as he was about to ask him if he was truly okay, a cry rang out from camp.

The two toms rush out to see Yellowpaw, a bicolored tom leaning on Velvetpaw, his petite friend. Beside them, Eveningpaw, holding a small bundle.

“What in the Abyss-”

“Velvetpaw, what happened here!?” Cavepaw asked frantically.

“Fox… Fight… Kit… Tail…” Velvetpaw puffs out, clearly out of breath.

It is then that Warmfeather’s attention is brought to the bundle in Eveningpaw’s jaw. It was a kit. “Eveningpaw, where did you get that?”

The mottled she-cat set the kit down before sputtering out, “Th-th-there was a fox!”

“A fox?”

“Yes, it was trying to eat the kits! Y-Y-Yellowpaw tried to save it and-and-”

“Kits? Plural?” he asked, looking at the singular wet kit, mewling pitifuly on the ground.

“Th-there were others b-but we couldn’t-”

“I understand.” Warmfeather soothed. “Are you injured?”

“I’m fine, so is Velvetpaw, but Yellowpaw! The fox grabbed him by his tail!”

Warmfeather turns to look closely at Yellowpaw, noting his badly mangled tail. “Cavepaw?”

The gray tom sighs. “It isn’t  good. He’s lost a lot of blood. Help me get him into the healer den, bring the kit too.

Several hours later…

It was late at night and things had finally calmed down. Yellowpaw was resting in the healer den, and Cavepaw and Velvetpaw had gone out on a late night herb hunt. Meanwhile, Warmfeather was cuddled up with Eveningpaw and the small she-kit in the warrior’s den.

“Warmfeather, it was awful!”

“I know.”

“I-I just froze! I-I’m a horrible warrior.”

Warmfeather shushes her and licks her ear. “Hush now. You did everything you could in that situation.”

Eveningpaw sniffs. “You really think so?”

“I know so,” the violet-eyed tom replies. “You were very brave.”

“I didn’t feel very brave. The kit was braver than me. Brave little kit.”

“That’s a nice name, actually. Bravekit.”

“Yeah, Bravekit...”

Some time later…

All the clan was asleep when he saw her. Staring at the little kit. She smiles.

“Q S F O W O G R K D S K W Y G O N”

***

Events

Bravekit has joined the clan!

Yellowpaw’s tail was badly injured by a fox!

Eveningpaw had a difficult conversation with Warmfeather and they now have a better understanding of one another!

***

Characters

Warmfeather: Medium-furred light brown tabby tom with violet eyes | 12 moons | Deputy | Charismatic | Good Decorator | Cis!Male (he/him) | Aroace

Cavepaw: Medium-furred unusually spotted gray tom with cyan eyes | 7 moons | Healer App. | Bouncy | Incredibly Knowledgeable| Cis!Male (he/him) | Bi

Eveningpaw: Medium-furred black/Golden-brown mottled she-cat with gray eyes| 7 moons | Warrior App. | Insecure | Great Singer | Cis!Fem (she/her) | Pan

Yellowpaw: Medium-furred speckled dark brown and white tom with yellow eyes | 10 moons | Warrior App. | Cowardly | Never Sits Still | Cis!Male (he/him) | Gay

Velvetpaw: Medium-furred light brown she-cat with copper eyes | 10 moons | Warrior App. | Reserved | Dog-Whisperer & Great Storyteller | Trans!Fem (she/her) | Lesbian

Bravekit: Short-furred brown smoke she-kit with ??? eyes | 0 moons | Kit | ??? | ??? | Cis!Fem (she/her) | ???

???: ??? | ??? | ??? | ??? | ??? | ??? (she/it)| ???

***

It begins!

Next

[msanimedolphin]

~Back In The Game~

~Chapter Twenty-Five~

-Series Masterlist-

What happens when a girl who loves volleyball joins a boys' volleyball club? Does she find love? Will she relive her past or move forward? Join (L/N) (Y/N) on a journey with fun twists and turns.

I don't own Haikyuu or any of the characters.

-Last Time-

“No getting nervous!” Kageyama scolds Hinata.

‘We get to play…against The Ace!!’ Hinata thinks excitedly, ignoring Kageyama.

“This is going to be good!” You whisper.

Suga sets the ball to Takinoue, who spikes it and earns a point for their team.

“Yeah! Not bad, not bad! Nice set.” Takinoue praises Suga.

“Thank you!” Suga responds happily.

“! Ooh!! Suga-san’s quick set is awesome!” Hinata says admiringly.

“Well, Suga is a pretty darn good setter, you know!” Daichi boasts.

‘Somebody sounds really happy.’ Tanaka and Ennoshita think as you and Kageyama look at Suga in awe.

“Awesome set, Suga-san!” Noya praises.

“! Thanks! But it’s more like the municipal team guys are just that good at syncing up with me. You can tell they’ve been playing for a long time. My setting could still use improvement. But… I have to keep using fast attacks and make sure to set up an aggressive strategy. Otherwise, this will turn into just another game where I dump all the weight on the Ace.”

“Suga-san! You’ve gotten even more awesome than before!” 

“Huh? R-Really? You think so? Wow, Nishinoya. It makes me happy to hear that from you.” The setter replies bashfully. The game starts again. Hinata and Kageyama do their quick attack and earn a point. This leaves the other team astonished.

“Whoa!! What the heck was that?!” Takinoue asks.

“Did you see him jump?!” Mori asks.

“That set was dead perfect…!” Shimada points out.

You look at Coach Ukai, he has a shocked expression. Takeda is behind him acting giddy as he watches the coach intently. You smirk at Ukai. ‘There’s the look. I knew you’d react that way. Now let those gears turn and look to the future.’ You think. You notice Asahi looking down while thinking.

“...I do.” He begins as Nishinoya walks by him. The Libero stops and looks at him questionably. “No matter how many times I get stuffed… I do want to keep trying. I do want to spike it again.” Asahi finishes standing tall and with determination. Nishinoya looks at him with wide eyes as you smile proudly.

“...That’s good.” Nishinoya begins, causing Asahi to look at him. “That’s all I wanted to hear.” Your smile grows with Nishinoya’s statement. ‘It’s starting to get better.’ You think as Hinata serves. Shimada receives it sloppily and asks for cover.

“Hey, Mr. Ponytail! Just send it over!” Mori says passing the ball to Asahi. Tanaka, Suga, and Asahi look nervous and shocked as the ball flies toward Asahi. ‘C’mon Asahi, you got this.’ You think. Asahi runs to the net getting ready to spike.

“Stop him!” Kageyama shouts.

“Don’t order me around, Your Majesty.” Tsukishima responds.

“Give it everything you’ve got Asahi-san!” Tanaka shouts emotionally. Asahi jumps as Daichi watches in shock and Hinata in awe. Ashai is blocked and everything seems to slow. The ball is falling and Asahi is upset, then out of nowhere, Nishinoya saves the ball by sliding his hand right under the ball at the last second. The ball hits the top of his hand and goes flying up. Everyone is surprised. Tanaka thinks back to his conversation with Noya when he learned Noya was practicing blocked ball retrieval.

“Noya-saaan!!!” Tanaka cries, causing Tsukishima to flinch.

“Just once more!! Call for the ball just one more time Ace!” Noya yells. Suga goes after the ball with uncertainty about who to set it for. His thoughts are interrupted by Kageyama calling his name.

“Do it again! Keep doing it until it works!!”

“Oh, so the King is a sadist, hmm?” Tsukishima teases.

“What!!” Kageyama replies. Suga gets lost in his thoughts again until he hears another shout.

“Do it again!” You yell. “Don’t be scared! Remember the joy! Call for it!” Asahi glances at you with uncertainty. He then becomes determined. 

“Shimada-san…!” Suga begins.

“SUGAAAAAAAA!” Asahi screams. “ONE MORE!!!” Suga looks at him with shock.

“Asahi!!” Suga calls, setting the ball to him.

“What? You helping the other team? Sorry, but you do know we’re stopping him again, right?” Tsukishima quips.

“Duh. It would be pointless if we just handed it to him.” Kageyama replies as Tanaka cries some more. Asahi jumps and hits the ball. It slams through the block and hits the floor on the other team's side. You smile and look at the third year proudly.

“Wooow! Did you hear the sound that made?! It was like “BA-WHAM!”.” Takeda exclaims as Ukai looks at him annoyed.

“Good one!!” Suga says walking over to Noya and Asahi. “Nice work, Asahi! You too, Nishinoya!”

“Um…guys?” Asahi begins sheepishly. “Nice set, Suga. And, uh, thanks for the great save, Nishinoya.” The two look at Asahi shocked before smiling widely.

“That was amazing!!” Takeda begins again. “The moment I realized the ball had been blocked, Nishinoya was already under it! That was incredible! If we can get blocked balls up like that, there’s nothing left for us to be afraid of!”

“What the heck are you talking about? No way we’ll be able to dig that ball all the time… no matter how hard we try.” Ukai states.

“Huh?”

“Spiked balls can move at upwards of 60 mph. Sometimes faster. You can only guess what angle they’re going to take, and the ball only needs to travel eight to ten feet to hit the floor. Digging every one of those is impossible.”

“Oh…”

“However… It’s important to get the whole team to understand that once a ball is blocked… that doesn’t mean it’s all over. It can be a really big thing, emotionally, knowing…and I mean knowing, down in your gut, that your teammates have your back.”

“I see.”

‘He sure has matured…’ You think, having heard Ukai and Takeda’s conversation.

“Kageyama, Tsukishima, and Tanaka triple-blocked him, but he still busted through it. So that’s…The Ace!” Hinata says, looking at Asahi.

“Yo. You were the one all excited to watch an Ace in action. Don’t go letting him scare you.” Kageyama says, pulling Hinata’s attention away from Asahi.

“I-I’m not afraid!!” Hinata defends as he jumps. “I’m not as tall or strong as him, but I can still play too! Next rally…it’s my turn!!” Hinata exclaims. You see Kageyama smirk and you smile at the two. Your attention turns to Noya as he yells at Asahi.

“What was the jump?! It was terrible!! That’s what happens when you slack off for a month!!”

“Yeah…sorry.”

“Ha Ha…Harsh as always, Nishinoya.” Suga laughs. Daichi looks at the three fondly before Tanaka gets his attention.

“Daichi…!” He says happily, pointing at the three.

“Yeah.” Daichi begins. “They already had a bunch of veterans over there with the municipal players…adding a back-in-form Asahi is going to make it really tough for us.” ‘He sure looks happy about that.’ You, Tanaka, and Ennoshita think.

“C’mon, Daichi! What’re you getting all worried for?” Tanaka begins.

“You’ve still got…”

“Don’t forget that you’ve got…”

“ME!!” Tanaka and Hinata say together.

“Hm? What was that?” Daichi says as Tanaka scolds Hinata.

“Hinata, you little squirt! Don’t butt in like that!! You totally ruined my chance to say something cool!!!” You giggle at them. The whistle is blown indicating the start of the next rally.

~To Be Continued~

[curious-shadow-cat]

....

So, Vox looks like Alastor because he wants to be him, okay, good, makes sense finally. Because he wants Val to see HIM and love HIM, he's another victim to Val like Anthony (I'm not calling him Angel anymore now that they showed his name), and YET we're meant to see him as the villain and feel sorry for Anthony even though they just keep writing him out like a joke. I can see why people like Vox more than the other characters, I'm glad people want Val dead.

I think I'm starting to get why V*v kept saying it's like Bojack Horseman BUT THE THING IS Vox isn't having "mommy issues" and going around doing stuff that Bojack did (There's more to that show, it's better to go watch it if you're curious), Vox is in an abusive relationship with Val and he can't get out of it, again he hates him but he loves him and he's thinking:"If I can be this amazing person that everyone loves then maybe Val will love me again and things can go back to normal!" Except he never loved him, it's been mentioned that Val wants Asmodeus (Whatever his name is) to notice him so really I can see why Val needs Vox, so that he shows off his work to try and impress "Ozzy". But he never will since he hates him. Val is feeding Vox's jealousy and finds it funny how upset he gets when he hears about Alastor or Anthony you can see it on his face and the way he acts.

Again, I've only been able to watch reactions and some of the bits been cut out of the episodes, but yeah I hate how they're treating both Anthony and Vox like they're a joke/villain just so V*v can keep the awful r*pe ship. I want to be fair though and hope that they kill off Val. As long as Val's dead that's what needs to happen. No one needs a damn spin off of the three V's. And none of that "Oh he was only evil because--" bullshit.

I hate just jumping to being like "This show is awful and poorly written" after just watching a few of the episodes, especially now that there's someone else trying to put effort into writing them. Trying anyway.

[anniesfarce]

guess who but with vibes (cpds edition)... 2!

one person replied to the first one to say we should do more, and that's good enough for me so here's the second! as a quick review, the idea is that we're asking each other questions about "vibes" to determine via process of elimination which cpds character the other is thinking of. again, we originally played this going back and forth, but i've reformatted it to be one character at a time so that you have the potential to play along :)

first character R: i think i have a question

L: all right

R: it's: has this person ever figured out the solution to a mystery novel before getting to the reveal

L: HMMM. it is agatha christie novel or... is it a children's mystery...

R: i just said mystery novel but based on the average abilities of cornley, it may have to be a chil--

L: haha very valid point. i would say yes

R: i've eliminated three but i hope that was right ha ha

L: chris losing his temper over encyclopedia brown: HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO KNOW-

R: that is SO chris. robert deliberately buys him hard crosswords and math sudokus because he knows chris can't figure them out lol

L: PFFT. chris's birthday, robert gets him hard crossword puzzles and everybody is like aw that's nice of him and chris is like ... >:( i know what he's doing

R: would they have been a child actor if they had the chance?

L: no

R: conflicted about if i should eliminate one person or not ha ha i think i'll leave them in to err on the side of caution tptgw emoji

L: that's actually both an unfair question and incredibly good question

R: yeah it's like Related to the canon, but it's not In canon?

L: it going straight to my heart: dammmnnn

R: so a little questionable buuut. okay. does this person reply to texts quickly?

L: no

R: oh man. i thought that was a good question... but now that i think about it... taken in a certain way... this could easily eliminate none of the people i have remaining i don't feel confident taking anyone off :(

L: oooof

R: would this person be a main character in a movie about a sporty dog like air bud? not as the dog, to be clear

L: oh gosh. i would say yes?

R: i guess i'm on 50/50 now ha ha. is your person jonathan?

L: ha ha it is not. who was the other person you had in mind?

R: my second guess was trevor

L: it was trevor

R: WOW. lost that 50/50

L: i was like yeah he would be in air bud. like in an insp sort of way. trevor: i'm so bad at baseball :( ferret: i can play baseball, i'll be on ur team!! trevor: omg

R: it's funny because i was really just trying to eliminate vanessa with that one. i was like it's one of these three i need to get vanessa out she would Not be in an air bud movie

L: ha ha you're right. she would not be. dennis would be i feel

R: max as well, maybe annie?

second character L: okay ummm would this person go for a walk in the rain, refusing to change their plans just because of the weather? wait maybe that isn't the best question to ask considering it's cornley

R: conflicted on this one as well... i would say... no? they would change their plans?

L: ooh okay.... eliminated 2. hope it's a good 2. hmm. would this person take the top bunk in a bunk bed?

R: no <3

L: traumatised by peter pan

R: ha ha

L: eliminated 3 lol sometimes i'm pretty sure i get too overconfident on these. is this person a cat person?

R: hmm this is a difficult question. i want to say no but i don't think they don't like cats. so like no but they are not anti-cat

L: wait this eliminates like everyone i have left

R: oh no! why do you have so many cat people in your list?

L: i'm too overconfident smh. no these r people i think don't like cats

R: ohh oh no

L: these r ppl i have left who don't like cats apparently

R: hurtful

L: okay i think i have a guess. not too confident in it but... is it jonathan?

R: no :(

L: dang. sandra was the other person left?

R: oh, well, no, unfortunately it was dennis

L: OOF. when did i eliminate him? i think it might've been the cat

R: you think dennis is a cat person?

L: i eliminated chris and vanessa and annie for top bunk for sure. and robert and max for the rain. i got all muddled up on the cat bit i was like hmmm

R: robert spitefully going for a walk in the rain because he was going to go for a WALK TODAY, while dennis stays in the house

L: haha yeah that was exactly it

[rwqv]

whoops i accidentally unfollowed when i was trying 2 send u another ask ... am not a fake fan pls

no bro i totally get what u mean like the culling games absolutely threw me off... like season one was all happy n dandy and yuji was figuring out his powers yes!!!! and then ooo a flashback to gojos past thats super slice of life-y how cool! and omggg shibuya incident this is where soo much action is happening and kenjaku might win!!! and then kenjaku is setting up a killing game with a points system ? like where r we going with this

like yes action wow but like at the same time i just want the story to progress... like its all battle battle battle battle with soo many characters like give me sum story ...

i think the zenins getting destroyed was cool asf and i cannot lie naoya is kinda hot SORREY ..... like hes a terrible awful person and hes ugly when his mouth is open but like he looks hot when his mouths closed i cant help it..

remi is only in like 10 panels at max LOL so u shouldn't have any trouble.... but she'll be the one to defeat sukuna trust me

NO LIKE LITERALYL RENDERING IS SOOOSO BORINGGGG .... honk shooo snooze fest ... like the idea of it is so cool and when i actually do render like it makes me feel so happy that it looks so much better compared to the sketch ... but at the same time like i just get so bored nd unhappy after a little ... BUT THANK UUU .... im ngl i lay a bunch of random colors down n pray for the best .. i took a couple advanced art classes in my days that taught me like the slightest bit of color theory but really angel ganev on yt is my goat like i literally have learned sm from him just from his youtube shorts LOLLLL hes the best ...

but like yeah .. i alwayz render over the sketch which sometimes looks cool and it looks cool on all my inspo but oh my goodness it takes so so long to do ... lowk i might go back to lineart even tho i HATE lineart

YES NOBAMAKI NATION!!! SCORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

fakest fan ever!!!! ggggrrr

yuji learning his power was so wholesome and even the kyoto exchange was good and gojo lore was also great and i liked the shibuya incident although i just wanted mahito to die. but whats the poitn of the culling game bro its not jeopardy... also i keep thinking whenebr they say noritoshi kamo as kenjaku i keep thinking its the third year or whatever

i think the complexity of jjk comes from the deep level of thought gege put into it. i was watching some explinations on tiktok and i felt like gege definitely has the brain to do stuff its just why did you do the culling games make more story pls

thats just personal feeling though i love seeing all the fight scenes and stuff but it feels kinda baseless like yeah all these randos popping out of nowhere for like 0 reason at all definitely have a meaning. all these good character ideas too

i do understand that everyone was saying jjk was dragging on for too long but 5 chapters is not enough to finish everything off either!!! what about the merger? what about like other people? are we ever gonna get a reason why sukuna goes on a killing rampage?? is he evil to just be evil?? i mean i get the fact that everyone hated him and he was based off of someone who was despised at birth for his extra limbs but... just blood lust?!

if gege did a spinoff series where everything was slice of life and fun id watch it... lobotomy kaisen is carrying me rn

LIKE MAKI YES GOO i support also WHAT... that man would want you in shackles bro he does not think of women kindly... naoya is a wild crush

esp with that popularity poll and HE COMES OUT NUMBER 5. NUMBER 5 OUT OF EVERYONE. HOOWWWW. over sukuna my bbg... and mechamaru...

I GET IT WITH GETTING BORED like okay heres another color that no one else will notice but ill spend 10 minutes undoing and redoing because it doesnt look right!!! i will be sure to chec angel ganev out!!!

i hate lineart tbh i just use my sketch as my lineart and call it good because if i line it it looks like i traced my own art bro its crazy but ur rendering over ur sketch looks so goated ngl but u do whats best for u because art is about being happy and cool!!!! and expression (even if its sugar baby gojo)

NOBAMAKI WAS SO CUTE IN THE SHOW IT MADE ME SO HAPPY they are so cute together i fw them heavy

i miss happy jjk

[littleragondin]

For the ask game!

To Sir with Love, cause I know you love talking about that show >:)

Aaahaha thank you for asking! I do love talking about it a perfectly reasonable amount (˘︶˘).｡.:*♡

Favourite character: look it's Tian. He's sweet and kind and he loves his family, he cries easily (always earns points w/ me), I just adore him. I also love the others very much, but he's just. Yeah.

Funniest character: hmm... I think I'll have to pick Lady Pin, because she was so witty, and her "I'll find another boyfriend" made me laugh out loud.

Best-looking character: oh that's a hard one... I uh, I'm going to cheat because I'm bi and I can't choose to save my life. I think Tian is the best looking man, and Madame Li is the most gorgeous woman.

3 favourite ships: I’m going to be very classic here, unsurprisingly, but of course > Tian/Jiu, they quite simply invented romance, 10/10 no notes, could watch them fall in love for ever. > Yang/Pin, they are super adorable, they are fun and funny, sweetest little things really. > And then... frankly, any combination of Madame Li with the other women of the house. For someone so hell bent on making her son straight, she had chemistry with all those women like wow.

Least favourite character: it’s Mr. Song I’m afraid. Look, is he the one who did the worst things in there? Nah, of course not. But between his disregard for what happens in his family, his treatment of said family from Chan and Yang (unforgivable) to Zhang and Tian (the slap in ep.15??? anyWAY), and the lack of accountability? Really makes me go =/ Ultimately, he's the source of all the shit that goes down (even if it doesn't erase personal responsibility for others, hi Madame Li), and the fact he gets to end the series with a family whole and loving and as close to what he wanted as possible?? HMMMMMM don't like that so much.

Least favourite ship: You know what? Mr. Song/Chan. The only good thing is that it produced Best Brother Yang, but otherwise it's just a terrible, terrible marriage. The resentment and the toxicity is SO unhealthy, there is no respect there, and while it makes for a compelling story it's truly an awful relationship.

Reason why I watch it: it just hits all of my buttons. Absolutely lovely queer romance with a HEA? Check. Period drama which means nice costumes? Check. Family drama and central sibling relationship? Check. Soap opera levels of drama and lies and m u r d e r s? CHECK CHECK CHECK. It has glitter fights people, what more can you ask??

Why I started watching it: I finally caved in to the promise of wonderful siblings (as usual, my ultimate goddamn weakness). That’s the first thing that made me tick when it aired and I started seeing it on my dash, and

[stemmmm]

for someone whos made that may sex jokes i dont think beato knows what sex is. good for her

ahh. this baby story explains the weird phonecalls. question becomes are they real or also hallucinations. im assuming hallucinations.

god who do you think you are, anthy? tho this brings up a thought i'd been having which is that... if we are to say beato isn't a witch and natsuhi's (or someone else is) making all this shit up anyways, then this "beatrice" within the game board is just something that will say anything that whoever is imagining her wants to hear. the perfect scapegoat. the perfect vessel in which to scream "a witch did it! it was a witch's curse!". hm. ok yeah all the demons are saying it to her outright. god every time i think i've pieced something together on my own and think i'm so clever the game goes right ahead and wacks me over the skull with it lmao.

very fun, very ooky spooky for the implication of the 1st twilight to be that battler slept in a room full of corpses without a clue.

very fun also for it to straight up be lambda doing a voice for the phonecalls, not even pretending like there's some other person, she's just rustling shit up

i love to see erika getting her shit kicked in for being an absolute bitch no one likes because she sucks so bad. even bern hates her ass in a way that makes me think bern made her in a moment of "oh you know what would be sooooo funnnn :3c ive never played a detective before detectives are soo fun and cute :3ccc" and then instantly got bored. erika will absolutely become someone sympathetic at some point im certain but not now lol.

i know she has a voice but the instant dlanor showed up and started talking in a strange, kind of robotic manner my hc for her voice instantly became this: https://www.reddit.com/r/Grimdank/comments/yhrho1/uwu/

i was also astonished i was able to find that video so easy by googling "giant robot warhorn welcome to the maid cafe" because 1. the only version i knew of was the majorly crunched tumblr version and 2. i got the phrase completely wrong

i will also say of dlanor, in addition to my distaste for increasing magical bullshit, the shitty leotards all of the characters get put in makes me hate them on sight because it means when they show up i have to see their awful outfits, so she had a major disadvantage starting out but she was able to instantly come around in my mind by being soooooooo cute. :3

thank god battler clarified after the fact that the wack shit with him jumping out a fucking window was his piece being controlled by lambda because while i sincerely had no problem with his actions or reasoning, i just couldn't forgive him somehow shattering the 4th wall to interact with the "phantom" team or w/e (love that we've got a 3-way battle also. very excellent development for how things are going). everything was absurd and fun but i was just screaming the whole time "wait battler isnt playing right. he's not- he cant be- is he??? he hasnt shown up as not a piece in so long, when did it switch, when did he come in???" so PHEW!

every single person, especially everyone who's a piece seems like they hate bern and lambda pretty fucking bad so I've got a feeling that this shit is gonna end with the entire game revolting against those two. battler and beato don't even need to be involved for that i think.

part 5 (+?) thread

ep1 ep2 ep3 ep4

erika furudo is bern's fucking self-insert oc................ i knew they had to be the same person because they Look Like That and also. Name. but. oh my god this is funny. she's managed to say a single line btw, this is just spoiler knowledge and inference running

ah! ok so we are doing answer arc-ass answer arcs. cool i'm fine with that! makes things a lot easier to follow especially since more inane bullshit's gonna get thrown in

hate haaaaate seeing beato like this tho :(((( this is miserable, she makes me so sad, and battler saying over and over again "dw boo i'm gonna kill u for sure" also makes me so sad. get well soon queen!!!!!!!!

i may be wrong but i get the impression that this was kind of the same as the evolution of the real life beato's situation/personality.... and in that sense i can't imagine any of this ending well but i want it to so baddd because i love herrrrr she deserves the worllldddddddd

it's nice of them to rewind things for battler's sake but uh. erika's a bit of a fucking cunt huh. no love in this game, indeed. we are bringing out peoples worst and making sure battler has as miserable of a time as possible. it's interesting to see that the epitaph is solved before any murder but know that people still die in the end tho.

also love that we're saying kinzo's dead for real, none of this with natsuhi is happening. open your eyes battler, look. nothing's there. really good moment.

battler's been confronting the epitaph in terms of why it exists rather than solving it, and there's definitely been much spoken of miracles, added onto by lambda saying there'd be no point in the riddle if it wasn't hard which would add ammunition for a miracle to happen, though there's still the insistence that beato has nothing to gain from the riddle existing... at least materially. and she doesn't kill for pleasure. so there's the obvious point that she made the epitaph because she wanted to play with someone, specifically battler since he always lives, and battler himself mentioned the play aspect though I dont know how serious he was about that. beato's very obviously just wanted to play with him from the beginning, even though her kidnapping and torturing of him in the first place pretty heavily obscured that. if we accept play as her reason for it existing and doing the murder games, that still leaves the miracle up in the air. does the chance of a miracle occurring not count as a potential material gain? is doing something purposely to try and create a miracle not... a reason for doing it? is the miracle that beato could Actually be revived in some way or is there something else?

[aluria-sevhex]

ToT Bonnie i love you but that is not how it's pronounced

NOW FOR MY NOTES, COPIED FROM MY NOTES APP INSTEAD OF SCREENSHOTTED THIS TIME (edit: put it under a read more because long)

ACT 2

-THE TIPS ON HOW TO PLAY ARE FUCKING DIAGETIC?

-"stardust" are you the starhead bitch from the trailers

-i feel like i'll have to ask the librarian for a book eventually

-THE RUNNING ONE IS CALLING OUT SIF LOL (for running from his problems) (hmmmm Sif what problems r u running from?)

-ugh. it's the starhead bitch

-plot twist the star head is Siffrin and that's why he's depressed :P

-their name is Loop. i don't trust them

-"Yeah, better know this one's pronouns so you can think very clearly in your head that they're getting on your nerves."

-LOOP CAN READ THE PROFILES? WHAT KIND OF META BULLSHIT IS THIS </positive i fucking love meta bullshit>

-hm is Loop some sort of weird representation of the player. or a god.

-learn WHAT?

-hm feel like this game might explore some of the moral iffiness that tends to arise with time loops. is a friendship genuine if one person knows exactly what the other will say?

-"don't eat pineapples. you're allergic" fuck you. i WILL eat pineapples and i WILL enter anaphylaxis and i WILL die stupidly but it will be WORTH IT

-WAIT HOLD UP WHAT WAS THAT DIALOGUE IN THE >> TUTORIAL "don't make the same mistakes i did" I THINK THAT'S WHAT THEY SAID HOLD UP

-maybe Loop was a normal person who got stuck in a time loop for too long and fucked up somehow? and that's why they're like this

-idk if i'll zone out much i don't wanna miss any differences

-altho if there's a difference won't i zone back in?

-then again there's a lot of dialogue

-maybe this will be plot-important somehow?

update after being gone for a bit:

-Tears weewoo

-SIFFRIN SAID NYA

-side note i am so glad i fought that thing that dropped the crest even tho it was hard. fighting it again on future loops is gonna suck tho

-also fun fact right after i died to the Tears i ran ahead and accidentally got crushed by the rock again. which i think is bullshit because I RAN TO THE SIDE OF THE ROOM

-back to more important things. like Siffrin saying nya. or the thyme pun.

-ODILE SAID IT. look she has a phd or whatever equivalent there is here probably, she's like 40, i think she's earned the right to do whatever the fuck she wants

-Isabeau is AOBB (Assigned Omelette By Bonnie)

-"It'd be awful to keep yourself from becoming a person you feel comfortable with just because it would upset someone else."

Breaking news: the game where the protagonist uses he/they, two other major characters use they/them, and there is a conversation explicitly referencing pronouns and giving them, unsurprisingly supports trans rights

-BONNIE DO NOT EAT THE EGG KEYCHAIN

-BONNIE HAS A WOK >:D

-uh... why are the Vaugardians freaking out over crab. does the Change religion ban it?

-Vaugarde is weird. first, they have a VERY SPECIFIC RULE where entering the FIRST ROOM of a house is fine, but any further is rude. second: crabs??? ok i guess???

-an openphrase... ya mean a password?

-fuck it i am fully in "taking gratuitous extensive notes" mode

-hehe protector craft is gullible :P

-oh hey tasteful artistic nudes. so this room's resident is an art student. hopefully their grasp of anatomy was improved :]

-Mira said what the crab instead of what the hell

-"what the CRAB did you let Bonnie do when we said no!!!"

-YOU LET THE PRE-TEEN DRINK VODKA???

-LMAOOOOOOOO IT WAS WATER. I LOVE HOW MUCH OF A LITTLE SHIT SIFFRIN IS

-checked it again. the people are "doing fun things" eh so what if an art student draws porn, that's on me for peeking ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ still hope it improved their grasp of anatomy. if the anatomy was bad and the narration didn't tell me i would be disappointed in it :P

-ooo drawn tarot card. isn't the Six of Swords a bad one? i feel like it's foreshadowing somehow but i don't feel like looking its meaning up

-i fucking hate the triplet Sadnesses they're so annoying

-the reason the Mandela Effect with Berenstein/Berenstain happened is because Sif equipped the e

-OH? saving records party progress if you loop back to that spot :0

-yippee i beat the Sadness boss that changes its type (this is like the first enemy that does that i think)

-Mira are you hungry

-YEAH LET'S FUCKIN' EAT

-this question keeps popping in my head but where the fuck IS Siffrin from plot twist the kid was right and he's from the sky idk i'm saying random shit

-SNACK TIME

[somewosoloverrr]

Please make a max mayfield x fem reader where they makeout after they’ve been together for a while

of course here it is, hope you like it. <33

Hot in here

Max Mayfield x fem!r

Tw- making out, heavy kissing

You had no idea how you fell so quickly for her, was it the red fiery hair, or the way she confidently makes her way around, her ocean blue eyes that were prettier than the ocean…

But since that moment she walked inside the science classroom, Maxine or better said Max had completely awed you.

Soon enough you were good friends, the tension between you being way too obvious, and finally at the snowball dance, you were making your way back home when suddenly and arm pulled you behind. You turned around, and the girl planted her lips on yours, you immediately recognized her and quickly kissed her back.

You spent almost the whole summer together growing closer and closer.

And one day, your relationship took a step up. Both of you where at your house, cuddling while watching a movie, something very usual. Except your parents where out of town so you where all alone, so you didn’t have to worry about kissing her.

You were cuddled against her, your head in the crook of her neck, a position you very much liked.

At a certain point, you were getting bored of the movie, it was too slow , absolutely no action. Naturally you sighed at the shit joke, that shouldn’t even be called a joke that one of the characters made.

The red head quickly noticed your bored state so she kissed your temple, “bored much?” she asked.

“Yeah” you smiled at her, feeling butterflies from the kiss, you kissed her back in the neck, which sent a chill down her spine, ‘must’ve hit that spot’, you thought.

So you kissed her neck again, biting her neck a little bit trying to find the spot once again. Max moved her head up to give you more access.

Then you heard a light moan coming from her mouth, making you melt for a second. You knew you found that spot and proceeded to bite it and nib it. Max grabbed your head gently, liking the feeling.

After most likely leaving a hickey you looked up cheekily at her and she guided your head to hers, and your lips met. It was cut short as you pulled away “it’s getting kinda hot in here…” you stated while getting on your knees to take off your sweater. “Don’t you think so?” You added as You put your hands on your girlfriends sweater lightly tugging it looking at her for permission.

“Yeah, I think the temperature rose a whole lot” max replied while helping you to take off her sweater.

You didn’t know were you had gotten this confidence, yeah you and Max had dated quite a while but you had never ever made out. You only shared long kisses but nothing like this.

After the girl took of her sweater both of your lips connected once again, at first it was a slow movement, both of your grasping each second of the kiss.

But then the red head flipped you, your back now on the couch as she straddled your waist, you let out a gasp not expecting it. Max then put both of her hands beside your head as you gripped her waist with both of her hands and pulled her down for another kiss.

This one was fast, lips on lips, moving roughly against each other. And soon enough Max’s lips traveled down, she kissed your chin, then your jawline and finally your neck.

She sloppily moved her lips against trying to find your spot, which she did pretty quickly, you were officially on cloud fucking nine. “Fuck yes” you muttered as she kept attacking your neck.

After a while both of you stopped, kinda tired. And where now cuddled against each other having now put a better movie. “You know..” max trailed off out of nowhere.

“What?” You questioned as you looked at her, noticing a strand of her orange hair on her face so you quickly put it behind her ear.

The girl lovingly smiled at the action putting her hand on your cheek looking into your eyes. “That was the first time we’ve ever made out”

You opened your mouth letting out a gasp of realization “oh, wow yeah it was… and it was freaking amazing”

Max giggled and kissed your cheek “I agree, I really love you y/n”

“I really love you too Max” you smiled at her pecking her lips quickly but lovingly.