French bi-ologist (w i n k), adult, they/them. Tea drinker, glitter enthusiast, awful pun connoisseur. Dumping all my obsessions in there. Sometimes I even draw! [Speaking french and english]
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masturbating bc i'm horny vs. masturbating bc i'm bored vs. masturbating bc i'm sad vs. masturbating bc i came up with a good scenario vs. masturbating bc i just saw someone mention masturbation and remembered it was a thing one can do. pick your fighter
#¿por qué no los cinco?#<- prev tag#initially read ''pick your finger'' and this tag did not clue me in the mistake let me tell you#(but scared/impressed me a lil ngl)#words
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Illustrations from The Black Cat magazine, vol. 16 (1910-1911).
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i think it's safe to say no one will be getting the nafiat office bl or the Tonnam apocalypse bl. maybe they just didn't have enough luck
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svsss shitposts 3
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why are dudes in fanfic always getting hit with freight train orgasms. why not an orient express orgasm, classy and romantic. where are the shinkansen train orgasms? his orgasm hit him like the TGV atlantique breaking the passenger rail speed record. like the shanghai maglev, his orgasm was a feat of engineering but something of a commercial disappointment.
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Im at work and nobody knows that im painting Doris from Shrek in Pre-Raphaelite style on my ipad.
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Reblog with your favorite flower in the tags!
#oh lilac and wysteria#my dad got me some dark crimson calla lilies for my bday this year and I really like those too#but I'm a purple creature through and through and I love the smell of lilac#flowers#tag games
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Finally posting my utsukushii kare theme harp cover! This is the first time I ever transcribed a whole piece completely by ear (ofc there was no sheet music lol) which was a challenge but I quite like the result hehe
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for some reason when i listen to american idiot i picture the lucky star dance, so i bring you faggot america friday
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[ID: a tweet from Ann Morgan @/A_B_Morgan saying: "My seven-year-old asked for a dictionary this week. We went to the bookshop today to buy one. She walked home hugging it, pausing every so often to look up a word, grinning as thought she had been given a book of spells, the key to wonders."
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I'm going to say something so controversial and so brave right now-
queer fandoms have gotta stop acting like the only path to queer happiness is through a relationship. It's reductive and exclusionary. It's bad enough in a fandom context and worse when it bleeds into real life. Queer joy comes in many different forms and that's what makes it beautiful. Take your ship goggles off for a second and expand your horizons
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DERRY GIRLS 3.04
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happy april 1st. remember how yuuko wanted to give watanuki a gift but couldnt because thatd mean him having to pay in return. yeah
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sticker as tumblr tags
#... wait this song had a MV??#somehow thought it was just like. a hiccup in an album but it was a single??#incredible =3#nct127#gifs#music#technically
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I cannot tell you how excited I am about Gaga getting No Touching At All next week.
I've watched it so many times already but always in a grainy bad quality video so I can't wait to watch and actually be able to see what's going on without squinting at my screen.
If you've not seen it I recommend it so much.
#oh that's exciting!!#really love this movie and I hope it gets people to give it a try#Doushitemo furetakunai
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Hating specific ships as a multishipper is so funny. It's like: "I'm cool with most ships. Except that one. It knows what it did."
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