#oh brandon you manipulative (affectionate) bastard

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I was going to wait until I finished Secret Project 4 before posting thoughts I had to stop MID PARAGRAPH and I can’t stop laughing BECAUSE I CANT EVEN

OH. MY. WHAT THE ABSOLUTE I can’t be normal about this

I’m laughing so hard Brandon you absolute troll I love you for this but GODDAMMIT BRANDON THIS IS HOW YOU WANT TO PLAY IT HUH?!?!?

because I KNOW that one particular part of the cosmere fandom on this Hellsite will be LOSING THEIR MINDS ABOUT THIS.

in case you haven’t managed to block the Secret Project 4 tags I’m using MAJOR SPOILERS FOR SECRET PROJECT 4 BELOW

ZELLION?? MOTHERFUCKING ZELLION?????

THE ZELLION REVEAL FUCKING HAPPENED!?!!!?

and it’s SIGZIL?!?!?!?! THIS is how you choose to play it?!?!

WE…I’M SO DESPERATE TO TAG THIS AS ZELLION BUT THATS A SPOILER IN AND OF ITSELF FOR THIS BUT IM DEFINITELY TALKING ABOUT IT LATER

I can’t….I’m tearing up from the whiplash of this.

BRANDON YOU FUCKER THE NAME IS FROM YOLEN I CAN’T

when I came into this book I expected a lot of things.

BUT ZELLION?!?!!? BEING SIGZIL?!?!?

EX DAWNSHARD, CHASM KATA PERFORMING, SPRRN DESTROYING, AND POSSIBLY MORE I HAVENT FINISHED READING YET, SIGZIL

Oh I can’t wait to scroll through the Zellion tag once I’m done with the book it’s going to be a blast