#oh bertholdt…how i love you..
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tender-hearteddd · 30 days ago
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bertholdt exudes the same vibe as the guy who killed the CEO of UnitedHealthcare ifykyk
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p0plic0t · 3 days ago
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happy 2025 ~ 💙💛
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jeankirsteinsgrlfrnd · 10 months ago
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How would the aot boys react if they heard a rumor that reader has a crush on them
i heard a rumor….
eren jaeger is so nosey when he hears the rumor going around. he’s intrigued by your crush on him and he wants to know every little detail, of course by everyone else and not you. he gathers everyone’s opinion and saves you for last. he doesn’t beat around the bush; he tells you he knows that you’re crushing hardcore on him. he’s playful and witty, trying to get you all flustered.
armin arlert, bless his heart, tries to be cool about it. and he does a fairly good job you think. he often finds ways to get you two alone but he never makes a bold move. he asks if he can help you do things, tries to find common interests, etc. you know he knows because you find him trying to spend too much time with you, not that you’re complaining. he just lets things take their course.
jean kirsteins plays the disinterested, too-cool-for-you character. he’s damn good at it too. his actions and short replies hurt your ego and your heart. so, you give him the same treatment back. this, he’s not a fan of. he demands that you tell him why you’re treating him like this and you respond that you’re just dishing out what he is. that makes him go ‘oh’ and it results in a very around the bush way of telling you he has some sort of feelings for you but he was trying to repress it.
connie springer grins from ear to ear for days end when he hears the news. he was already crushing on you big time and now that you like him back, he’s convinced your soulmate. shamelessly, connie asks (it’s more of a statement) that you go on a date. you cant believe he knows. you want to just disappear when he confronts you but he doesn’t understand why. “am i coming on too strong? hold on, i can get weak in the knees real quick.”
levi ackerman acts like he doesn’t know about your feelings for him. his behavior isn’t much different than when he didn’t know- his eye’s just tend to linger on you a bit longer. his gaze makes you feel…violated. it’s like he’s looking right through you or undressing you with his eyes. hard to tell. he continues driving you crazy in various subtle ways until you can’t take it anymore and wind up confessing at him in a ‘why are you doing this to me’ moment. he just laughs.
reiner braun's interest is piqued, that's for sure. he's not so smooth about it, always turning into a flustered mess when he's around you. you, now beginning to panic he knows your secret, turn into a shorter flustered mess. your awkwardness makes all your friends laugh and they just tease you more, which causes more stuttering and the cycle repeats. eren's the one who finally sets you up, not able to bare any more of reiner's incoherence.
bertholdt hoover makes the brave decision of telling you how he feels. he doesn't pick the greatest time. he tells you in front of all your friends and that leaves you feeling a little pressured. so, you get up and drag him away from everyone. the two of you share a raw confessional in peace and quiet. it leaves your heart full.
zeke jaeger texts you as soon as eren tells him. he doesn't wait for any more clarification. the text reads, heard you're basically in love with me. I'll pick you up later: a man of his word, he comes and picks you up. you try to him he's ridiculous but he knows you're his future wife.
erwin smith does his best to avoid you. a crush is meaningless to him.but fuck, the way you look at him makes his heart stop. he's beginning to think that there's something wrong with him- he can't breathe when you're around him. one night, he has too much wine to drink and accidentally lets it slip that he knows. he decides he doesn't care anymore and kisses you on the forehead, leaving you confused about the way he feels about you.
porco galliard's too fucking cocky. he starts spreading the rumor himself once he gets wind of it. he tells everyone he knows, bragging about it over and over. the rumor makes it's way back to you and you want to cry. so, that's what you do. you know everyone knows, so he must know. porco catches you crying and is upset with himself for spreading it. he didn't know you'd be so embarassed, considering he ‘obviously feels the same way’
please go read my jean fic 🤍
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yawujin · 5 months ago
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potential spoilers˚.⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧ aot boys react to a royal reader
type | no titans, no death/gore , fluff , comfort , light hearted , short read , gender neutral reader
the queen of paradis island, historia reiss, introduces you, the monarch of a neighboring nation, to all of her male friends. . .
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armin arlert ♡
he gives a long bow to you, trying to remain calm and collected but in reality, he's eager to learn about the nation you rule over
he listens intently to the in depth explanations and stories you tell him about your country... with you apologizing everytime you feel he is getting bored
"oh, no! please, continue." he encourages with a sweet tone in his voice
he is thoroughly intrigued and, though he wouldn't tell you this, he loves how eloquently you speak
(he is definitely going to practice his speech patterns using you as an example)
bertholdt hoover ♡
when first meeting you, he didn't know whether to refer to you as "highness" or "majesty" so he accidentally blurted "your majness" which you still tease him about from time to time
you usually remind him that he doesn't need to be so formal or nervous when you are near
was pleasantly surprised when he had heard you considered knighting him
'maybe going to war for them wouldn't be so bad..."
connie springer ♡
feels super cool for knowing two monarchs
like armin, he asks a bunch of questions about your country
he would seriously love to visit it someday
he really thinks highly of you and your ability to balance being royalty while still being a down to earth person
eren jäger ♡
kisses your hand out of courtesy which angers jean bc he thought he was about to be the first one to do it lmao
compliments your nation, making sure to mention how much he admires it because it's a FREE country
you gift him a few pictures of landmarks in your country for him and his friends to view
starts missing your company right before the day you have to go back home
jean kirschtein ♡
kisses all the way up your arm in an effort to one-up eren he just rolls his eyes he really dgaf
"shall i show you around, your majesty?" jean offers his hand to you
you take him up on his offer and the two of you take a stroll
he listens to you speak, not daring to interrupt you...however...
the more you lament on the struggles of being a monarch, the more he wants to comfort you
"what's your favorite food?" he suddenly asks. you answer, but not without questioning him. "just wondered if i could make it for you." he quickly looks away. "if you want." he murmurs.
marco bodt ♡
also kisses your hand
no matter how close you two get, he will always give you a bow (even if it's a short one)
you like marco because you feel like you can be open with him
you believe this is the same reason marco likes you
the two of you often engage in harmless gossip together and joke around with each other all afternoon
you tell him all the details about your country, making sure to include the cons of living there
doesn't make him steer clear of wanting to visit though!
"i can't wait for you to show me around! " he beams
reiner braun ♡
goes the extra mile and gets down on one knee to bow to you, and kisses your hand.
the most likely to compliment you on how beautiful your various items of clothing are
after hearing what you said about bertholdt, he wished you had considered him as a knight too :(
as time passes, you two build a great rapport, he treats you like he would anyone else while still holding a huge admiration and respect for you.
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turn-my-hollow-purple · 2 months ago
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What Clique Stereotype Each AOT Character Is
this is in honor of the fact that the only thing on my mind right now is GENUINELY gothkasa like omfg I need her so bad it's not even funny you guys PLUH EASEEEE-
Eren: you're surprised he's actually passing his classes because he never turns in work, etc. (thanks to Armin and Mikasa); all the girls like him but he just exist you guys.. I will not fall into the Eren frat boy agenda I swear... (I want to so bad) but yeah he kinda bullies other kids and says "no it's just a joke, trust"
Armin: chess club captain! y'all knew this was coming I'm afraid but he's a cutie pie... obviously a brainiac... maybe a band kid too (positive)
Mikasa: she is a part of the alt kids, falling into the goth subculture! goth music, dark clothes, gloomy vibes, and boy oh boy does she pull it off
Jean: he's like... how do I put this... he's the kid who's quarterback on the football team and the lead in the school musical. A man who can do both dare I say
Connie: CLASS CLOWN! But not the kind that thinks he's better than anyone, people actually enjoy Connie's humor. Occasional spit ball at the teacher though... he frequents detention
Sasha: she is the 'leaves class early and shows up to class late' stereotype... except it's not intentional. And when she is in class? She's asleep.
Annie: she's also in the alt scene with Miksasa, but she fits into the grunge, skater kid scene. This means dark clothes as well, but she's got her skateboard, a vape, eyeliner, and emo music (I'm projecting slightly)
Bertholdt: he's giving class vice-president... he's a little goody-two shoes but not popular enough to be the actual class president. People enjoy him though because he's a sweetie
Reiner: That one kid you swear you've never seen without headphones on like are they permanently in your ears or something bitch hello? He's also a band kid (derogatory)
Ymir: she is also a part of the alt scene but she is 100% the queer stoner girl (also drug dealer lmfao); she dresses more boho vibes but always has some form of weed on her and she is your plug... also lowkey an art kid
Historia: my darling theatre kid. She's the lead in all the plays, musicals, performances, etc. She's really talented and pretty and everyone loves her so much. She probably gets homecoming queen
Levi: that one literature teacher that never seems to give 100% no matter how well the work is done... will blatantly tell a student that they're wrong instead of the classic 'oh that's a good try... not exactly what I was looking for though', it's just straight up 'no that's wrong.'
Erwin: this is the male history teacher who everyone's kind of in love with just because he's so attractive and lowkey so fun to learn from, but you also speculate might be kinda gay? He gets super into his lectures and his students love how interactive he is
Hange: OKAY SO- they're the science teacher who lowkey doesn't know wtf is happening but goes with it anyway... sometimes the students have to teach them what they're supposed to be doing and if you're in their class, there's a good chance you're fearing for your life at some point during lecture
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4ttack-ur-heart · 2 years ago
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Not In This Life
Paring: Eren x gn! Reader
Warnings: manipulative eren, violence, spoilers for season 4.
Genre: angst
Summary: Eren confronts you, Armin, and Mikasa about how he actually feels. Is that all really true though? Maybe your confession will give you an answer.
THIS WAS A REQUEST!! I tried to save the ask as a draft and it disappeared 😭 sooo thank you anon for requesting and I’m sorry it’s not attached.
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This wasn’t what was supposed to happen. Not like this. The tension in the room was dangerously thick. Gabi sat at the table with Armin, Mikasa, and you.
Your hands were tightly clutching your thighs as Armin spoke to her. She killed Sasha. Your roommate. Your friend.
“We won’t kill you,” Armin said, his eyes downcast.
“Why not? I know you must want to.” Gabi’s eyes were filled with a dim glow.
“Why would I want that?” He sighed. “Always with the killing. It’s all you ever think about… just like someone else I know.”
The door opened suddenly, and footsteps entered the room. It was Eren.
"Oh, look. It's the brat that killed Sasha."
The three of you gasped upon seeing him. He looked so different and you could tell the light from his eyes was gone. Now just a dull glow. Your breath hitched in your throat at the sight of him.
“Eren..”
Eren’s hand raised to show a deep cut on his palm, blood trailing out. He sat down at the table across from everyone.
“I don’t want any trouble.” He said, his voice deep and sullen. “More conflict isn’t necessary to solve Eldia’s problems. Hange and the others are fine. We’re just relocating them.”
“Eren.” Armin started, surprising even himself almost. “We’ve all wanted to talk to you too.”
It almost seems too surreal. Your thoughts swirled through your head as you tried to listen to Armin’s words.
“…did they really convince you to join their side?”
Silence. Eren’s gaze was set on the white tablecloth. His blood oozed out of his wound and the crimson liquid stained the cloth.
“I am free, Armin.”
The words made you shudder. Mikasa and Armin both tensed next to you.
“My actions are governed by nothing but my own free will.” He continued.
“So you’re saying this was all on you?” Armin asked, his voice a bit shaky in disbelief.
“Yes-”
Mikasa shifted and cut in. “No. You’re being manipulated! The Eren we know would never involve civilians and children in war, even if they were enemies.”
“And you wouldn’t put us at risk either. You care about us more than anything.” You argued, making Eren’s gaze shift to you. His eyes were different, anything but loving. This was no longer the kid you fell in love with.
“Right?” Mikasa added, her tone becoming shakier and her eyes glossy. She stood up at the table. “You saved me from those kidnappers back at the cabin. You wrapped this scarf around me because you care!”
“I said keep your hands on the table, Mikasa.” Eren’s voice was sharp. She was startled by him and sat back down. You glanced towards Gabi next to you and her eyes were wide in dread, not looking at anything but the table.
Eren explained about his talk with Zeke and the Titans. “Armin.”
The blonde looked up at Eren.
“What made you start visiting Annie? Do you really believe it was your own free will?”
“W-what?” Armin’s eyes widened. “I don’t-”
“If memories play a major role in shaping us into who we are, then a part of you has become Bertholdt. Do you understand? An enemy within an enemy. He’s gotten in your head. You’re the one being manipulated by the enemy.”
“Hey! Why would you-?” Mikasa quickly cut in.
“You’re being controlled too.” Eren quipped. His eyes then met yours. “And so are you.”
He made your breathing quiver as you refused to believe him, you wanted to refuse. But the way his eyes held no sentiment or remorse for his words signified everything.
Eren looked back to Mikasa. “The Ackerman clan was designed perfectly to protect the King. Your instincts were dormant until I awakened it inside of you when I ordered you to fight. Your blood mistook me as the host you needed to protect.”
“No- that can’t be.” She whimpered and clenched the tablecloth in her hands.
“It can’t?” Eren’s tone had a bit of surprise in it. “Why not.”
“Because it wasn’t a mistake.” 
Eren stopped her and continued clarifying her Ackerman blood background.
“No, I-” She whispered.
“In other words: slaves. You're a slave, Mikasa.”
Armin stood up abruptly and slammed his hands on the table.
“Stop! Leave her alone!” He pleaded. You glanced at Mikasa and you could see her holding back her tears. Her head was down and you quickly placed your hand on hers in consolation, she grasped tightly onto yours.
You were only half paying attention to Eren’s speech. Now, your fixation was settling your friend. Your thumb swiped over her hand in small circles. Her soft cries escaped her lips.
It wasn’t until you heard Eren say those horrible words that you stopped.
“Ever since I was a kid, Mikasa. I've always hated you.”
“Eren, how could you say that to her?” Armin yelled and climbed over the table, desperate to grab at Eren.
Mikasa shoved you off of her and quickly stood up. Her hands seized Armin and pinned him down to the table, his arm bent dangerously behind his back.
“Mikasa, let go!” You shouted and gripped her elbow.
Armin looked at her in shock and she quickly let go of him. Mikasa backed away with tears streaming down her face and gasped at what she had done.
“No, I-I was just…” She couldn’t even finish her sentence before Eren cut her off.
“You see? That blood is all you are.” Eren said.
You held an arm up in front of Mikasa as Armin once again jumped onto the table and swung his fist at Eren.
Gabi stood up abruptly as the table flipped over and Eren fell back on the floor. Armin let out a yell and raised his fists again as Eren quickly stood up.
You both watched in horror as Eren punched Armin in the jaw, evading his other attempts to hit him. Eren grabbed the collar of Armin’s uniform and threw him into the wine cabinet, bottles and glasses toppling over and shattering on impact.
“Eren!” You yelled with tears in your eyes. You were about to take a step forward to break them up when Mikasa held you back.
Turning towards her with wide eyes, she shook her head, the tears still falling down her face. “No, he’ll hurt you too.”
“Jeager!” Three soldiers quickly came into the room upon hearing the commotion.
Eren stood back and watched Armin try to get back up. “I’m fine. I’ll handle this.”
“Just tell me where Zeke is.” He said.
Armin weakly raised his fists again and that’s when Eren beat him. Again and again.
“Eren, stop!” You yelled. Tears now rushed down your face as you watched Armin get beaten up mercilessly. The blonde dropped to the floor in a heap, blood trailing out of his mouth.
“Armin.” You pushed off Mikasa’s arm and quickly knelt beside Armin on the floor. Turning him over, you brushed the hair out of his eyes and used your sleeve to wipe the blood off.
Your hard stare met Eren’s eyes. “What the hell is wrong with you? How could you do this to them? After everything we’ve been through.”
“Funny… you used to follow every choice I made.” He said with the same dull voice, his eyes searching yours for the reaction he craved. “Unless those feelings of yours never went away.”
You paused, he knew?
“It was cute at first, I’ll admit, but like Mikasa, it seems like you were never your own person. Pathetic. Everything you did was to always appeal to me, wasn’t it?”
No (y/n), don’t let him manipulate you. This is what he wants.
“Every day you stood by me with hope that I would love you the way you loved me. Tell me, how does it feel knowing all that work you did was for nothing?”
You gritted your teeth as tears continued to fall.
“This isn’t about me, not about us! This is about you and we don’t want you to do something that you will regret.” Swallowing the lump in your throat, you slowly rose to your feet and glared at Eren. “Yes, you figured it out, Eren, and you’re a damn fool if you try to deny how you felt too!”
Eren’s breath hitched and his eyes widened in surprise.
“Remember all those times we snuck out after hours and talked about our future? It didn’t matter what crazy scenario we made up each time, we were always together in the end!” You yelled. “I don’t think a man who spent his youth 'hating' me would allow himself to become so vulnerable. You told me everything.”
Mikasa knelt by Armin and cradled him in her arms. You moved closer to Eren, the sudden sound of guns cocking made you tense up as the guards all trained their rifles on you. 
Eren quickly held up his hand at the guards. His eyes never left yours as they lowered their weapons. Honestly, his immediate defense surprised you.
“Is this what freedom is to you?” You continued, gesturing to your two friends still kneeling on the floor. “It looks like now you’re the one who's a slave, and your master is a worthless bastard.”
Eren gritted his teeth and scowled at you. “Let’s go.” He gripped your upper arm tightly, the other guards doing the same to Mikasa and Armin. “Take the brat that killed Sasha, too. We’re going back to the place where it all started... Shiganshina.”
Gabi stumbled against the soldier's grip while Armin and Mikasa went with no struggle. Eren still hadn't moved yet, keeping you in place. You clenched your teeth in pain as Eren tightened his grip every time you twisted your arm to break free.
“Sir?” One of the guards asked from the doorway.
Eren shifted his vision away from you. “Take them. We’ll be down shortly. I have some business to take care of first.”
The guards escorted your friends away from you. Now, you were all alone. With Eren.
Silence rang between you two as his other hand gripped your other shoulder. He turned you to face him, but you kept your gaze down.
“Hmph, you spent years standing by my side, and now you can’t even look me in the eye.” Eren tutted and gripped your chin with his hand, forcing your eyes to meet his. “There we go.”
You tried to break from his grip, but his hands only tightened more and you had to resist struggling when it began to hurt.
“Were you ever going to tell me?” He asked suddenly. The question seemed innocent, but his eyes told a whole other story.
“Tell you-”
“Don’t play dumb with me, (y/n). I’ll tell you right now it’s not the wisest decision.”
“Y-yeah. The day you left.” You muttered with tears in your eyes.
"I see.” His tone turned solemn.
“Eren, I love you.” You started, pausing briefly to take a shuddering breath and try to rid your tears. “W-was any of it… ever real?”
The memories, laughter, adventures... anything? 
He stared at you, taken aback by your words. “You said love not loved... you still love me?”
You sniffled as the tears slipped down your cheeks, trying to avoid his gaze. “Y-yeah, I still do.” You didn’t want to. With all the actions Eren has pulled recently, you didn’t want to. But yet, you still did.
“You shouldn’t.” He commented, thumb swiping over to brush one of your stray tears.
“I don’t want to.”
“But you do.”
Silence washed over you. His eyes were piercing under the grip he still had on your chin.
“Why?” You asked. “Why this way, there wasn’t any other option?”
This time his gaze evaded yours. “No.” He released a heavy sigh and something changed in his eyes. It’s like any small ounce of compassion he held just faded. “It’ll work out in the end. This isn’t over, (y/n). You always come running back to me and I always welcome you.”
Jerk.
A sob left your lips and you managed to rip your face out of his grip. “You know what, Eren?”
Eren’s gaze stiffened when he heard the tone in your voice. “What.”
“I don’t care what you do. Whatever the hell you do, just know I’ll never stop loving you.”
“Don’t you understand?!” His hands grabbed your wrists tightly. “You can’t love me.”
“Eren, ah- you’re hurting me.”
“Don’t you get it? Things aren’t going to end the way you hope.”
“I don’t care-”
“You should!”
Your wrists were still clutched tightly in his grip, but he loosened his hold enough to let you gently cup his face.
“If it’s not in this life, then another one perhaps. I love you, Eren.”
Eren’s face scrunched up in anger, a distraught look crossing his features. “N-no, (y/n). Please, you can’t. The worst has yet to come.”
“Tell me.” You pleaded, your thumb swiping over his cheekbone. “Tell me you don’t love me. I just want to hear you say it.”
Eren stayed silent and dropped his stare. Thoughts ran through his mind.
“Tell me.” You urged.
“I…”
He couldn’t.
“It’s safer for you if I don’t.”
“That didn’t answer my question, Eren.” You scoffed.
“Fine.” His voice was hard. “I love you.”
His hand moved from your wrist to grasp your palm. “But I can’t. You’re right, maybe in another life, we can make this work.” Eren’s eyes met yours. “Just not this one.”
“Wait-”
“Everything I’m doing is to protect you!” He yelled. You blinked at him.
Protecting you? It didn’t make sense. He’s only started a war Eldia wasn’t ready to fight.
He took your hand in his and placed a light kiss on your knuckles. Your eyes softened at the sudden gesture.
A soft metal clinking was heard and before you could even register what happen, your wrist was shackled. The other cuff latching to his own.
“Let’s go.”
“Eren-”
“I told you, (y/n).” Eren looked at you with tears in his eyes. “Not in this life.”
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playgrl0 · 2 years ago
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a/n: another baji piece. i'm sorry not really tho , i promise i'll write for a different character next. i just love him so much,,, my sweet boy. my pretty baby agghhhhjsksk ok bye
wc: 0,566
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"what’s going through your pretty head, hm?" baji asks and runs his hand gently up and down your back beneath your his t-shirt you’re wearing. you're both relaxing on the couch, you straddling his lap and a movie quietly playing in the back. you've been staring at his face for some time now, he noticed and decided to ask what's going on. "hm? oh, nothing important." you mumble, running your hands through his soft, freshly washed hair. it's still slightly damp and smells minty. his brows furrow and his hands slightly tighten around your waist. “i don’t believe you. what’s going on?” he asks again. you grin at him and peck his lips. “huh?” he looks confused. one second you looked like you were deep in thought and then you grin stupidly at him and kiss him. “what is it?” he returns your grin. “i was just thinking about you.” his grin turns into a smirk when he finally received your answer. “about me? tell me the details.” his hands wander from your waist down to your ass, squeezing it. you roll your eyes at him. “that is not what i was thinking about.” he pouts at your reply and his hands travel from your ass to your thighs, where he slips them under your shorts and massages them gently. “well? what were you thinking about then?”
you lean down to kiss his pout. “was thinking about how much i love you. ‘s all.” you mumble against his lips, kissing him again. “yeah?” he smirks. “what do you love about me?” you wrap your arms around his neck, pulling him closer to you and press a few more kisses to his cheek. “well, i love your handsome face.” more kisses on his other cheek. “your cute nose,” a kiss on the tip of his nose. “and your plump lips.” you give him a proper kiss now. he returns it, a hand on the back of your neck to pull you deeper into the kiss.
you pull away from the kiss, smiling and resting your forehead against his. “i love everything about you, you know? you treat me so good.” baji pulls away a little so he can look at you properly, his big hand resting on your cheek. “i treat you how you deserve to be treated, baby.” he kisses your lips again. you smile into the kiss, heat spreading over your face at his words.
you pull away again and baji leans his head back against the couch. he's looking up at you with tired looking eyes, lips slightly plump from the kisses you just shared. you brush the hair that fell onto his face away and gently scratch his scalp. baji closes his eyes at the feeling and lets out a quiet groan. “i love you. ya hear me?” his raspy voice hits your ears and he opens one eye to look at your pretty face again. “i love you too, kei.” you press a lingering kiss on his forehead, then one on his lips again. “love you forever. gonna marry you, promise.” he says and grabs your hand to place a soft kiss on the promise ring he gave you for your last anniversary. baji pulls you close, into a tight hug. the both of you spend the rest of the evening on the couch, sharing more kisses and eventually falling asleep there.
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tags: @ranscutedoll @bertholdts--butt @torakeii @shamelessperfectionhideout @vmlnrz @saintokkotsu @satanlovesusall666 @kiirsteinn @noritopia @gothamgurl2024
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annawayne · 3 months ago
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Hi Anna!! I hope you're having a wonderful day!!! And that you have been well 🩷 I wanted to ask you about what your favorite AOT alternate universe is! And if you were to make your own, how would you write it? Sending you hugs!!
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Oh, Stella, hello-hello!
Thank you so much for asking, and I had so much fun while answering and thinking about it, so I might accidentally wrote an outline for a fic...
You know, I really love canon-compliant and canon-divergent scenarios, but I have a very weak spot against the historical AUs or mythology AUs. In general, I really love AUs which take canon and transform into AU, without changing the main topic/character arcs too much, but adapting it into the new scneario. And I really love Medieval AU, Ancient Greece AU, 1900-1920's AU, but now, I want to stop on another AU which was sitting in my head for a while, and with your ask, I gave it more thought and structured all these ideas into something more proper, so here I present you -
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Here, I want to make a quick disclaimer that I took as a base the whole period as a whole and in my AU, there's the fictional geography which is based on original AoT, but some events are inspired by real historical events and the whole vibe of the epoch. Plus, I focused on some general points of this plot without too much details and it's written more like the outline, rather than some fic (so sorry if it's not very good...)
Far away from home she never saw, Annie is raised by the man who is in slavery, among others people from the conquered lands - but there, in complete secret, they raise their children as Warriors - someone to give revenge for the King bloodline, who sent them there and who conquered their lands.
They worked from a very young age on the fields, and at night - they train, they are raised to be weapons and with the solo goal - to buy themselves freedom and then, to use for the killing. So when times comes, Bertholdt, Reiner and Annie are sent to Paradis Kingdom.
They know that the King is quite not sane - by age and illness he gained by various sexual connections, and he has three children: the oldest son, Erwin, twins Historia Armin, the youngest son. Erwin is an heir, a talented warrior and promised leader; meanwhile, Armin is much younger and not so strong, but his intelligence, bravery and the desire for knowledge is enormous. However, their father didn't really favor Armin, and always neglects him, sending him to battlefields, which are already meant to be lost. Erwin, on the contrary, recognizes Armin's talent and they are close; he, as an older brother, teaches him a lot and they like spending time together. Historia and Armin are close too, not only as twins but as allies: Historia isn't really loved by their father as she's a daughter and can't heir the throne, and by gossips. she has love affairs with one of her guardians, Ymir, which is also not approved by their father - but Armin always supports his sister and her lover, trying his best to cover Historia's missing for nights.
Annie, Reiner and Bert, when they arrive to Paradis Kingdom, they join the Warriors who didn't belong to any village, gathered only by desire of fight and war, the legendary order of Viking mercenaries. There, they meet Zeke, Pieck, Porco, Marcel, and many other people, who was informed of their arrival, and so starts the years of the battlefields. Endless, endless battlefields, full of blood to prepare themselves for the King killing.
Until one day they learn the news from their spies: Erwin, the heir, should be on the battlefield not so far away from their location, and they decide to capture him to manipulate the King, that will eventually lead to his death, but... Instead of Erwin, they find Armin and his army. Armin at the age of 17 is already an excellent strategist, however, his subordinates mocked him for being too merciful, kind and coming up with strategies that save lives, so commanders didn't obey his orders that led to almost his own capture. Annie, Reiner and Bert and their order used this situation, and they helped Armin to win, but... They caught him as a hostage. Not Erwin, but Armin is still an heir.
Firstly, there was an obvious tension, but Annie couldn't miss that Armin was different from what she imagined him to be, how... Royal should be. He is kind, smart, very attentive, and yet, he is manipulative and he never choose to opt to violence, only as a last resort when he could save someone important to him or when he realizes that there's no other choice. It's strange, Annie thinks, and she doesn't understand him. He is the first person in this cruel world who is so unconditionally kind - and yet, not without venom in him, and she couldn't just wrap up her mind how to understand him. She always thought she was nice at reading people. But with Armin, she realizes that she never was.
After some time, Armin and Annie start to speak with each other, and Annie hates that she starts craving these conversations. She hats that this boy should paint his hand - beautiful hand, maybe, more suitable for some crafter or painter - with blood. So when she hears Armin speaks with Marcel that he wants to train to become stronger and more capable in fight, Annie bursts in anger. At this moment, she was practicing with her daggers, and so she throws one of the daggers to the tree trunk, just a few inches away from Armin's face, cutting a few strands from his locks. She hopes it would scare him. She hops he would just step away and refuses to train to become a Viking. To become a Warrior.
She hopes.
But Armin looks directly at her, with his hazel eyes, so deep, like the autumn foliage in the sunset, and the determination in his gaze chokes her with the tight grip.
"Teach me.".
"Me? To teach you?" Annie snorts, trying her best to stay indifferent. "You're helpless. Don't even try."
"I know I am now," Armin nods, taking a step to her. "But with your help, I can become stronger."
"And? What benefit is it for me?"
"I'll teach you reading and writing. And I can also pay you. For you being my guard. When we come back to the capital, I can make you my guardian."
Annie looks at him, and she couldn't fight against his gaze. It's beneficial for her mission, isn't it? It is. And so-
She agrees.
Their training starts, they stay together, since she's now his guardian and his teacher. Armin struggles at first,, failing and failing miserable, but after every fall, he gets up with no complaints, the same determined fire in his irises, and... In one year, he really becomes stronger.
And they become closer. Annie learns about his twin-sister, how close they are, about Erwin, about their crazy father, about all the intrigues and horrors happening in the royal court. She learns that Armin loves to read, that his dreams - not to conquer lands but to see them, experience every single land with respect and admiration, that he never really wanted to be a King. She learns that he knows how to braid hair exactly thanks to Historia: she did it to him, and he did it for her, and now, he does it to Annie's hair too. She learns so many things about him, and she learns another thing, that braided hair by his hands looks so beautiful on her. So beautiful and she doesn't deserve this beauty.
One day, Armin cuts his hair, and Annie suddenly realizes that he grew up. And so she is, too.
And so grew up something in her heart she didn't know a name.
Reiner, Bert and other Warrior pressure her that she started losing her head and betraying them, but she always fight back., defending herself and always dismissing their accusations.
Until, one day, both she and Armin train on the cliff, the sea shimmers at the horizon with molten gold, and just at the very end, their bodies suddenly pressed so closed, caught between the daggers and their battle stances. Eye to eye, torso to torso, their jagged breathes wash each other with warm waves.
"Don't be so cocky," Annie says, her dagger stops inches away from his neck, . "If you think that you can win easily in the battlefield, someone will kill you faster that you can even imagine."
"I wouldn't be so sure," he whispers, and it sent shivers down her spine.
Confusion furrows her brows, and Armin nods down, somewhere to her abdomen. When she looks down, she sees Armin's dagger pointed right into her gut.
Something coils right in her abdomen - impression, surprise, pride and something else. Something she is afraid to name our loud.
"Not so bad for a dead man," Annie whispers, and instead, with the effortless maneuver of her hands, perfected by years and years of war, she flips him.
Armin falls on his back, right into the long grass, but instead of groaning or insults, he smiles, starting laughing.
"You're honestly amazing," he says and looks at her with so much joy and tenderness, and it just makes her blush intensely.
That day she realizes that she can't run away any more from her true feelings. She realizes that she really loves him. And it terrifies, and excites her at the same time.
Weeks later, their hands touch for the first time longer than a sudden brush, and decided to stay for a few minutes longer interwined. Months later, their first kiss happens. A few more - their first intimacy.
But time goes on, they're closer to the capital. And once they arrive in the capital, the King is not really happy to see Armin having his own subordinates. He feels that he's not safe anymore - and he plans to kill Armin after the celebration of his return.
Warriors plan to kill the King, some high-ranked vassals and King's advisors plan to kill Erwin because they see that Armin his more powerful army with him now, and King also has his own plans - none of the sides know what the other plan, so during the celebration, the total mess happens. Both the King and Erwin are killed: King when everything happens, he orders to kill Armin right away, and Annie protects him by killing the King; and Erwin - is killed by Zeke.
Armin becomes a King.
But since Annie killed the former King, she should be now executed, and it's Armin who should ordering since she killed the King in front of his vassals and subordinates. If he wouldn't do it - they wouldn't recognize him. She understands that she failed. She put her feelings first, and now, when she sees Armin in blood and with bloody crown, his eyes so terrified and so... Broken, she sees his heart broken in his gaze when she realizes that she was lying all this time, she just realized that she failed something that was more important than her mission.
She succeeded in her mission.
But she failed him.
"Since when... You... Started to look at me with these eyes, Armin?"
She mumbles, as the hands of soldiers dragged her away. Armin is devastated, but to save her life, he orders to sell her to slavery - he couldn't leave her with him, and he couldn't execute her either. He asks only for one condition - to find a farm where she can work with not so grave conditions.
Then, 4 years pass.
Armin was immediately dragged into wars and he won them, by his excellent mind and strategies. But all this time he was utterly depressed and totally alone, the weight of the crown and responsibility killing him bit by bit, and all this time he was searching for Annie - when he asked the farm of the slaves where he ordered to sell her, his vassals lied to him and told him that she died, not wanting to see her near the new King. Armin was devastated, but searched for her for 4 years, not leaving this hope that she was alive.
Until one day, they met again, on the random market place, when Armin was with his guardian Connie, eating a pie.
And so she was. Alive. And so beautiful, even with the stuffed cheeks and startled gaze, but for him, she was the most beautiful and strong woman he ever met.
And so... The new story begins. But, this is completely another story :D
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hanjisungslag · 1 year ago
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attack on titan headcanons #8
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## - when they get jealous
genre - angst & fluff
pairing - aot x reader
word count -
warnings - none!
notes - i might start uploading more than once a month.. christmas specials coming soon😈
EREN JAEGER -
lil’ bro gets soooo mad. jean was chit chatting to you about something you guys had in common and there was too much laughing, giggling and jean was FAR too close. like he doesn’t need to be making you laugh first of all, but then being all up in your business?!? nahhh, eren was NOT having it.
“‘that’s it. i’m going up to him, how DARE HE—” then he feels a tug on his shirt and gets yanked back right into his seat.
“you need to learn how to chill out, eren.” reiner says, lecturing him “i know it looks bad, but it’s gonna be embarrassing for you and y/n if you go up there and cause an argument.”
god, he’s right. eren knew he was. but, he was SO angry, he needed to let out his anger somehow! the only option was to go to the dorm and just start punching shit.
MIKASA ACKERMAN -
silence suddenly took over in mikasa and sasha’s conversation. sasha slowly turned to her left to see what had mikasa in such shock and there you were with none other than ymir. ymir had her arm right above you, looking down on you. what the fuck did she think she was doing?! mikasa was furious and you could tell she was just by her energy. it was pure silence but those looks could kill.
sasha decided it was probably best for her to step back a bit.. she was also terrified that mikasa would kill her with one glance although she wasn’t doing anything bad..
ARMIN ARLERT -
as armin was strolling around town, he sees you! he starts walking over, shouting your name through the busy crowds of the town centre when he sees you and bertholdt.. laughing, bumping shoulders, looking through what seemed to be like some sort of gift shop. armins never really the jealous type, he doesn’t like to get worked up over things like that but something about this made his stomach turn.
he decided to head back to the dorms.
eventually, when you and bertholdt came back from your little shopping trip - you obviously, go to go see armin! you knock on his door and gently start pushing it open,
“hey babe~ whatcha doing?”
“oh nothing, just uh, sharpening my blades ready for tomorrow” he tried to put on a smile because he really doesn’t want to start anything. he just wants to act like nothings happened.
“oh.. well then. i- erm, i got you something today..”
“w-what?” he swung his head around to face you
“yeah! i know you’ve been wanting those maps of the outside world but i didn’t know where to find them but bertholdt did, so he took me to the shops!”
armins jaw dropped. first of all, maps of the outside world?!? that’s incredible! but also.. that whole situation that made him so jealous, was about buying something for him? god. he feels SO silly.
SASHA BRAUS -
honestly, this queen isn’t the jealous type. i feel like she doesn’t care over little things like touching, laughing, spending time with others - it’s the BIG things like if someone’s trying to flirt with you. but even then, she doesn’t feel jealous. she loves you and you love her and that’s enough for her.
there was a celebratory party with the military after you guys finally caught the female titan. this include the whole military obviously the survey corps but even garrisons and military police.
a girl from the garrisons, whom you’ve never met before, makes her way over to you and strikes up a conversation. you think nothing of it until she starts laughing, shoving you away by your shoulder and then.. she started flirting. as you were about to calm the situation down before she got any ideas, your girlfriend walks over.
“hey babe” sasha exclaims
“oh, sasha!” you say in shock, you really hope she isn’t upset.
“hey i’m sasha, i don’t think we’ve met before!” she puts her hand out to the girl, “by the way, this is my s/o. i don’t mind you guys talking but boundaries! thanks.” she giggles slightly.
“oh god— this is so embarrassing. i’m so sorry, i have to go.” the girl says before she runs off.
“sasha, i’m so sorry. i was just about to tell her” you quickly explain yourself
“it’s fine! honestly, i know that you love me and i love you. i trust you” she says, giving you a tender smile.
CONNIE SPRINGER -
he tries to act soo nonchalant. but omg he’s so jealous because, he sees armin as this insanely intelligent, witty, incredible leader and you, also being crazy smart, tend to help armin out with plans for the survey corps.
“i already sent some soldiers to do some scouting around that area, they’ll be back in a couple of hours”
“god armin!”
“what..”
“it’s like you read my mind! i was literally gonna ask to go do that.” you giggle slightly at the coincidence. armin lets out a sigh of relief and says ‘y/n!! don’t scare me like that, i thought i did something wrong!” you both giggle at armins fright but as you two were laughing away, little did you know, a mr. connie springer was watching from the crack in the door.
connie quickly walked off after he realised he was literally eavesdropping on you and armin. ‘why am i feeling so jealous? god, get a grip connie.’ he thought to himself and he stomps down the corridor, getting far away from you two in that room.
eventually, you find connie chilling outside, “connie!!” you run towards him in excitement. “i’m so sorry, i’ve been stuck in that room planning with armin all day. but i missed you so much” you say before wrapping your arms around him.
“ugh, babe. it’s fine, seriously!” he says hugging you back, slightly too tight.. “connie. cant. breathe.” he quickly lets you go, “shit, sorry.”
you raise an eyebrow and ask “are you sure you’re okay..?” “what?! what a preposterous accusation!” he says defensively “okay now i know somethings wrong. since when do you say ‘preposterous’?”
he sighs in defeat, he cant lie any longer “okay fine. i just got a bit.. jealous.. when you were with armin today, okay? armins super smart and so are you, so maybe you two should just marry each other and have super smart babies” he says, as he slides down a post, hitting the ground with a thud.
“connie…” you slide down to sit next to him, “connie, i know you think me and armin are super smart but, i think YOU’RE super smart. you’re so emotionally and socially intelligent. i love that about you and not even just that, i love everything about you! and if i’m gonna get married and have super smart babies with anyone, it’s gonna be you.” you say as you give me a sweet, genuine smile.
thank god you know him so well or else he would’ve never had said anything.
JEAN KIRSTEIN -
is that what jean think he just saw? y/n, HIS partner with eren jaeger?? oh wow. greatttt, no it’s fine.
IT IS NOT FINE. why were you talking with him and why did you both seem so happy? this jealous anger that was building up inside of jean quickly switched so sadness. this man was so heartbroken.
his ego just felt it got crushed by a 100 buses. his first instinct was to fight eren as usual but, it had been a while since their last fight honestly and if anything.. jean looked up to eren. sort of. he really appreciated his boldness, his strength and his willingness to keep going no matter what. although, he was still a suicidal maniac.
jean already felt like second place to eren in most things but now his partner? really?! jean couldn’t take it anymore so he decided to go on a walk in trost, maybe even pop by his house and have his mum make him an omelette.
after you were done talking to eren, you go to find jean but.. he’s no where to be seen? and after EXTENSIVE searching for the whole place - you knew where he had gone. you get to trost as fasttt as possible and end up at his house, talking to his mother. she lets you inside, of course, offers you tea and omelette, which you politely decline and head straight for jeans childhood room.
you slowly open the door, the old creaking letting jean know of your presence before you even said a word. “hi babe..” you say slightly awkwardly, “so, how come you ended up here?” you ask and you slowly make your way towards the bed. jean stares at you as he chews his omelette, which he eventually swallows and continues to stare at you. “why were you with eren?” he eventually asks after some silence “oh jean! really? that’s what this is about?” you ask, slightly annoyed.
“yes it is!” he exclaimed and jumped off his bed in anger “do you know how—” he begins to choke up “how much i hate yet respect eren? he’s so much better than me in so many aspects and he has some god awful traits but also some incredible ones that people could only DREAM of having.” tears begin to stream down his face and before he says another word, you jump up and wrap your arms around him.
you guys stand there momentarily. while still hugging, you say to him “i’m sorry, jean. i didn’t know you felt like that. i just- i hope you know how much i admire you more than anyone else. it’s not just because we’re together, it’s because you’re an amazing person.“ you slowly pull away from him “you may look up and respect eren, but i look up to YOU.” you wipe his tears gently “and so do so many other people.” you smile tenderly at him.
he’s such a lucky guy to have someone like you.
REINER BRAUN -
big bro does not get jealous. sorry but, this man is too perfect. he doesn’t get jealous because why would he? he knows you love him and that’s more than enough for him. he genuinely trusts you with every fibre of his being however, he doesn’t trust other people.
it’s less of a jealously thing and more of a protective one. he doesn’t get jealous if someone’s flirting with you, he gets protective over you. like get the fuck away from my s/o, bro!!
ANNIE LEONHART -
hot take: annie gets so jealous and so insecure when someone she believes you could like gets too close with you.
the ONLY REASON she would ever get so jealous or insecure is because you guys are in a relationship. this cold demeanour that she keeps up with around everyone else is not a thing when she’s around you, she just feels so herself and so authentic around you and the thought of that getting taken away scares the ever living shit out of her.
so, when she sees you chatting it up with sasha, she shits herself. now usually, sasha wouldn’t faze her but sashas bright, outgoing personality seems like something that you would like and that’s terrifying.
however, annie doesn’t say a WORD about how jealous she’s feeling. she’s already scared enough but she’s more scared to piss you off by saying something. but, that’s your mfing girlfriend!! you know when there’s something wrong with her, so obviously you asked,
“annie, are you okay? you’ve been really off lately.”
she looks at you confusingly “what? i’m fine.”
no she’s not.
“i know when somethings wrong, so just tell me!”
she doesn’t even look at you. she cant bare to face you right now. while she’s ignoring you, you think long and hard about what could be wrong and you finally come to a conclusion..
“omg. you’re not jealous i’m spending them with sasha, are you?”
annie’s eyes widen in shock, how did you know?! well, now you’ve said something, i suppose there’s no point in lying.
“yes, i am. you caught me.” annie puts her hands up in defeat.
“annie~ you silly bugger! there’s no need to be jealous, it’s just sasha, she’s just my friend. as great as she is, i could never date her..” you say reassuringly.
annie smiles slightly, “i appreciate that, y/n..”
BERTOLT HOOVER -
connie springer. most people wouldn’t be jealous of a 5’2 teenage boy but this 6’3 teenage boy is. connie is just so outgoing, bright and funny and bertolt is scared that you may just find him better than him.
so when he sees you two acting really close, he starts freaking THE FUCK OUT. he’s soooo flipping scared, he’s genuinely scared to face you again.
when you you over to him after being with connie, he just freezes and you’re so confused, “bertolt, what’s up with you?” you ask “o-oh, um, it’s nothing. i just couldn’t sleep last night.” he says, sounding very unconvincing. for the next week, he does EVERYTHING for you, just hoping that that’ll be enough to override connie’s impeccable humour.
“hey y/n, you can have the rest of my food! i don’t want it.” he says as he holds out his plate to you.
“bert.. why do you keep giving me your food? and making my bed? and washing my clothes? and just doing everything..?”
oh my god, he’s fucked it. HES DONE TOO MUCH, WHAT DOES HE DO NOW??
“i- umm. well—” he freezes.
you pat the seat next to you “come here, what’s wrong?”
he sighs “well.. you’ve been hanging out with connie a lot and i don’t know, he’s just a great guy..”
“bert..” you say sorrowfully, “connie may be a good guy, but you’re the greatest guy i know! there’s no need to ignore me or try to impress me. i love you just the way you are.”
bertolt puts his head in his hands “god, you’re right. i was being silly wasnt i?” he said sheepishly
you giggle at his embarrassment “yes, very silly.”
LEVI ACKERMAN -
brother, this man has been through enough shit. honestly, he doesn’t get jealous - the worst that could happen to you is you dying. which happens to everyone he loves. if for someone reason you were to cheat or break up with him and move on to someone else, at least he knows you’re happy and loved.
“hey levi, i’m going to help erwin with something, will you be okay on your own?” you ask
“yes, i’ll be fine, y/n.”
“i’m sorry if i’ve been with erwin more often lately, it’s just that-”
he cuts you off, “y/n, it’s fine. i seriously don’t mind you spending time with him for whatever reason.”
you look at him sweetly “okay.. sorry. i’m gonna go now, i love you!”
“yeah, yeah.”
“I SAIDDD.. i love you” you say as you give him a wide smile
he sighs “i love you too.”
ERWIN SMITH -
nile dok. always going around trying to take erwin’s partners man😭.
you’ve been in wall sina with the military police a lot lately, dealing with all the shit they’ve got going on and therefore, you’ve come in contact with their former commander, nile dok, A LOT.
although erwin had chosen the secrets of the titans over marie, doesn’t mean he wasn’t lightly suspicious and jealous when you kept mentioning nile. however, this is erwin smith, he’s a grown and mature man and what do grown and mature men do? talk about their problems!!
“y/n?”
“yes..?”
he chuckles slightly before speaking “gosh, this is going to sound so silly now i’m thinking about it. but, is anything happening between you and nile?”
you burst out laughing “what?! me and nile? erwin, come on now!”
he rubs his forehead “i knew it was silly.. i was just feeling a bit jealous, that’s all.”
you sympathise with him very quickly “aww erwin” you go into hug him “i’m sorry, i know i’ve been there a lot but i promise, there’s nothing happen, just pure innocent work.” you say as you rub his back.
you both pull away “i do know that, i think i just wanted some reassurance that’s all.” he says.
HANGE ZÖE -
what is y/n doing.. talking to mr. levi ackerman? aha.
now.. hange wouldn’t think much of this, but they could see what people would like and appreciate levi, especially after seeing how petra was with him - for someone reason, they can’t shake this feeling of jealously! what does one do when they’re jealous? get angry? cry? talk to their partner?
nope. hange is going to distract themselves until they simply forget. they begin to get super indulged in their work like i’m talking, you’ll leave the lab and they’ll say they’ll be another 5 minutes then you go back in the morning and they’re STILL there. researching titans over and over, taking any mission they possibly can, yapping about random stuff over and over, and eventually, you reach a breaking point.
“and then i said YOU CANT DO THA—”
“OKAY HANGE. hange..” you yelled
hange looked shocked at the sudden outburst and quickly shut their mouth.
“hange, what on earth is going on here?! why’ve you been indulging yourself in your work more than usual? you’re spending hours and hours on work and random stuff and i feel like i haven’t been able to get a word into our conversations lately!”
hange stops and reflects, oh my god. has it really been that bad? hange just wanted to do a little more work than usual, to distract themselves but clearly it’s been much more.
“i-i-” hange is speechless for once. “i-i’m sorry. i’m sorry y/n, oh my god!! what have i been doooiiinnngg..?” they slam their head on the table in front of them
“i don’t know, what have you been doing? i wanna know!” you ask, feeling slightly frustrated.
“god, y/n!! i’ve been so stupid, i was JEALOUS over you and LEVI, OUT OF PEOPLE?!” it’s like it all hit them at once, how crazy and silly they’ve been.
“i am soooo sorryyyy, snuchems” they say, pouting. “please, tell me a really long story so i’ll finally shut up for a few hours, i’m begging you. im sick of hearing myself at this rate!” they say with their hands clasped together, pleading with you.
“first of all, forgiven. second of all, LEVI ACKERMAN REALLY? third of all..” you look mischievous.
“okay so it started when i was 13 right and i was still living—”
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lymoncat · 1 year ago
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AOT HCS MODERN AU! What pet you guys own
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Eren-
he has a dog I’m not even gonna lie, he comes across as a dog person, he doesn’t care what breed but prefers big dogs specifically German shepherds he bought a dog when y’all moved in together and he’s actually really close with the dog, you named the dog bobo you chose the name cuz you thought it would be cute, the dog is very attached to eren
armin-
a cat, an orange tabby cat. Armin comes across as a more calm less crazy person meaning he would want a cat to chill and read with. He named the cat tangerine cuz it’s orange. You bought him the cat for Christmas one year since you didn’t know what to get him. It’s the wholesome moments, when you see him on the couch after work holding the cat, you fall in love all over again with your gentle small ray of sunshine
Jean-
you may think that he has a horse but your very wrong, he has an annoying green parrot that calls you mom, you can simply walk by the change and you’ll hear “food mom?” And you eventually get used to it and get another parrot for them to play together and stop bugging you
connie-
oh you poor unfortunate soul, him and that tortoise. Jk he has a dog still, you poor unfortunate soul, him and that dog do everything together, he has a border collie that joins you two in everything, taking a shower, the dog is at the door, using the bathroom?, the dog is staring into your soul, trying to leave? The dog is following you out the door. The dogs same is bacon cuz the dog loves bacon
Reiner-
Bull dog off the bat, he has a big dog strong like him, they wrestle on the living room floor all the time, go on walks, play fetch, chase little kids- wait- what?! Yeah, they think it’s funny to chase children in the park especially the snotty teenager brats over in the corner doing some not so innocent things, the dog is a female named Presley very energetic and playful but don’t expect any unwanted visitors there will be none, middle of the night a robber comes ain’t no way that person getting out alive, maybe in a body bag but not alive.
Bertholdt-
a tortoiseshell cat with gold eyes, you guys went to an animal rescue center for your anniversary and he fell in love with this cat, he was begging you until you said yes I mean how could you not?! He’s batting those pretty green eyes while on his knees with the cat “please can we get her? I’ll do anything my love” it was a yes in that very moment and next thing you knew you were on your way home with a cat named pineapple don’t bother asking how that name came across his mind but it’s always nice to see him in one of his weird sleeping positions with pineapple splayed across his chest on her back
Erwin-
a lazy pug named Mr. There’s no question just a fat lazy pug that sheds buckets of fur.
Levi-
you begged him to get an animal and he kept saying no until he came home to you having bought one without his permission, he glared and looked pissed until that fat fluffy black cat looked him in the eyes with her emerald ones. He caved in. The cat was named jasmine and he allowed you to keep it because cats are very hygienic and easy to take care of. He hates changing the litter box but will do it for Jasmine. And when he does actually sleep it’s curled up with you and jasmine and absolutely precious, jasmine sits on his lap when he’s doing work and he shares his food with her all of the time strangely enough she loves lettuce, you’ll be in the kitchen making salad and she’ll prance over and sit there meowing for lettuce
I hope you guys liked this, please comment your thoughts and send me requests and don’t be afraid to give me feedback ❤️✨
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nixie-writes-aot · 1 year ago
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Reactions to S/O with Abusive Family
Warnings: mentioned abuse, abuse of power/status, hurt/comfort, fluff
Characters: Reiner Braun, Bertholdt Hoover, Zeke Yeager
Author's Note: This was written purely because I wanted some hurt/comfort fjndkdmd. There are two other parts because theres like 9 characters I wrote this for
Reiner Braun
Oh boy
Family is something that means a lot to Reiner. Especially s4 Reiner. He would do anything to protect his own so someone hurting their family member?
He can't fathom it
Reiner just wants to hold you close, shield you from everything that would dare even try to hurt you
Reiner is a broken man in many aspects but you make him feel whole, you make everything okay do seeing you hurt is not something that Reiner ever wants
When you come to him? Hurt and even scared? He wants to know why, he wants you to know he's there and always will be
Reiner is stunned when you tell him the stories, the way you feel around your family, how you felt the end to always always apologize or people please just to avoid conflict
Reiner decided then and there that he hated your family, that there was no excusing how they had been adults around you and instead of nurturing you, destroyed any semblance of a child that had existed within you
He pulls you close, enveloping you in a hug and let you sob and cry into his chest
Reiner had decided he would do anything just to help you move on from them
Although Reiner could barely hide his relief and a touch of disappointment when you said you hadn't seen them in years
Reiner was half tempted to mention his desire to make them suffer using his rank as Vice Chief but opts to keep that from you. For the moment, at least. Time and place and all
Bertholdt Hoover
When you tell him, Bertholdt is quiet at first. He's the kind to process things a touch slowly 
But he is horrified
Bertholdt became a Warrior for his sick father, not unlike Pieck, so when you tell him that you admire that but could never do the same for your family? That some fathers never earn the love of their children?? Bertholdt is stunned
Not because of the "but family is family" bullshit no no. Bertholdt is stunned at how you're opening up and with him of all people and the fact that anyone would dare hurt you
Bertholdt mutters about wanting to hurt them for hurting you
This is a man who was pushed into killing hundreds just because he was convinced that Eldians were devils and those who were on the island were the worst of the worst 
You can't tell me when faced with the story of how your abusers are still alive, he would be kind
Well. To you, he is kind
To them? He wants to feed them to the titans
Bertholdt slowly but surely pulls you close, buring his face in your chest and whispering positive affirmations that you are worth loving, deserved so much better, and are one of the best people he had ever met
Zeke Jeager
When you tell Zeke about it, he remembers his own parents
How only his grandparents earned his love and how his father especially received his ire
In Zeke's mind, Tom Ksaver is still his real father. Even if he had to eat him in the long run
Zeke is an odd man and he doesn't really emote much but he takes a hit off his cigarette, puts it out and turns to you. Zeke offers you a sympathetic nod, an apology, and pulls you close
Zeke, unlike Reiner, would absolutely use his position as the Warchief against the people who hurt you most
Zeke would lull you to sleep, letting you sleep in his bed and feel all the perks he gets as a Warchief that can actually speak during meetings with Marleyans 
His sweet nothings persistent until you've drifted away and then he steps out, probably finds Yelena while he leans beside him with a cigarette
"Find two people for me. Full name and everything, then frame them. Make them suffer. They've hurt someone I care about greatly."
Yelena doesn't even have to ask who that person is, she knows its you so she does so without question nor fail 
When you hear the news, you climb into his lap and sigh, kissing him sweetly and thanking him for the small amount of justice you get to see served
Zeke would do just about anything for you, he's sure of that much
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sneak-pieck · 4 days ago
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⋆☾⋆ Sweet Memories Of Midnight Delight ⋆☾⋆
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This piece is part of a modern AU i have going on with my fiance, in which Ymir is adopted by Bertholdt's father and they grow up as siblings!
''Damn it!'' ''Language! Y'know dad doesn't stand swearing-''
The hushed voices of the two siblings filled the silence of the now empty and dark hallway and kitchen, their tiny steps light as they rushed towards the culminating point of their late night adventure. It was way past their bedtime, that much they knew. The moon bright in the dark pit that was the night sky- they could see its light pouring over their kitchen table as they approached cautiously.
''Are we sure he even made caramels today?'' Ymir's voice would yet again break the silence, earning a gentle scoff from their brother.
''You doubt me? Come on Ymir, I know our father better than he knows himself!'' Young Bertholdt exclaimed silently yet proudly, picking up the pace at which he moved. That however caused him to step on that one damned floorboard that always squeaked like someone was killing it- and the boy grew pale. ''Fuck-'' Ymir whispered, immediately lifting a hand to dismiss the same sentence they knew their brother would spit out at them. ''Yeah yeah, father doesn't like swearing, but how can I not when you put us in such danger?!''
''I'm sorryyyy!'' The poor boy whined, watching as his sibling grabbed a hold of his hand and simply dragged him along. He would do his very best not to make any unnecessary noise from now on.
Determination filled both of their tiny bodies as they finally entered the kitchen, spotting what seemed to be a white porcelain bowl resting atop of the dinner table. Hearts pounding, their tiny bare feet approached slowly, as if whatever resided on that table was some sort of holy grail- to them it was. ''Oh my goodness-'' Ymir whispered, their warm eyes staring at the full bowl of caramels in awe. They could so clearly smell them now, and their heart craved the sweetness of their father's sweets.
''Oh my goodness indeed- this time they're salted!'' Bertholdt hummed excitedly as he studied the candy before them. Noticing some movement outside the window that they faced, the boy leaned in closer, holding onto the table for support. And good thing that he did, for he nearly had had a heart attack upon noticing two big eyes staring inside.
''M-Mama Rosa you'll be the death of me one day!!'' The boy nearly shouted, catching himself in it on time not to. Watching as the big creature outside seemed to move closer, the boy would sigh, shaking his head. '' Don't make a sound, we beg you.''
Ah, Mama Rosa. A ginger cow their father claimed to have had since his youth, yet many years later would Bertholdt and Ymir realize that was highly improbable. Or perhaps Rosa was simply...different. Eh, who knew. She was just as much part of their family as they themselves were.
Mama Rosa seemed to ponder, her knowing eyes staring at the two children as she thought...and when she'd reached a conclusion, the children too understood.
''I mean...it IS made from her milk. Why not?'' Ymir shrugged as they moved over to open the window. And before either of them got to taste that day's heavenly sweet, they'd each chuck a piece of caramel into the cow's open mouth.
''This has to stay between us, okay?'' Bertholdt whispered, lifting his free hand to place a finger against his own lips. Ymir had done the same, and the two shared a silent moment...simply smiling.
Sacrifice received, Mama Rosa had been appeased, and so she turned around and walked away, her tail wagging slightly.
Gentle laughter filled the room dimly lit by the candle Bertholdt carried, and the two children would soon eat their first piece of caramel for the night, staring at each other in silence, marveling at the flavor. Their father must be magical or something!
Their father was nothing but driven by the love for his sweet children. The sickly man now standing in the shadows, watching the two as they feasted on the sweet treats he had purposefully left out for them. They knew him, but he knew them better.
Making his way back towards his room, Mr. Hoover would pause by a window, staring out.
''What's this, Rosa. Plotting against me along with my own children in the dark of the night? Now that's silly, isn't it? You could've just asked.''
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mikasas-biggestwhore · 1 year ago
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Attack on Titan characters and their butts: Part 2 ‼️‼️‼️
Once again like before this was just a random conversation with my friend and I just thought the world needed to know our thoughts! Side note: Merry Christmas guys <3
Characters: Levi, Erwin, Reiner, Annie and Bertholdt
This is probably the last part so y’all better enjoy 💜
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Levi Ackerman
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— Levi most definitely has a fatty from all that working out the scouts do. The thing is that his ass is very firm and there is no plush to it at all
— Like if you grabbed a handful it’s not leaking through you fingers. Your basically grabbing stiffened jello. (These descriptions keep getting weirder 😭)
— Sadly Levi does not have any jiggle. His booty is too firm for it to really have any movement at all.
— HOWEVER IF YOU SMACKED THAT SHIT??? GAHDAMN. THAT SHIT WOULD GIVE HELLA RECOIL
— See this all sounds good and dandy but there is a downside. While Levi has a very smackable ass his booty is shaped like a square :(
— So many men stay having square shaped booties and he’s a victim to this. Tsk tsk tsk
— He does know how to throw it back. He’s literally a Ackerman, of course he does. The only issue is you will never catch Levi shaking his ass sorry to disappoint you
— Ngl Levi is probably aware he has a fatty but it’s more of a inconvenience for him then anything. Like he’s got extra weight from the back of his body to worry about now.
— Side note: If you do try to slap his ass your gonna get your ass beat 🤕
Erwin Smith
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— ERWIN TAKES NUMBER 1 FOR THE FATTEST BOOTY IN THE SERVEY CORPS ‼️
— Hear me out guys. Erwin’s butt is just hella fat, it’s plump, nice and rounded, AND DAMN DOES IT BOUNCE
— His ass gives a jiggle with every step he takes it’s actually insane. Like it’s practically a bouncy ball
— DONT GET ME STARTED ON THE RECOIL IF YOU SMACKED IT.
— There would be ripples like water and I mean ripples.
— Everyone is very aware that Erwin has a fatty except for Erwin himself. He’s not completely clueless but he just doesn’t think much about it yk
— “My butt is a lot bigger then everyone else. That’s odd” and then bro will move on with his day. Like it’s only a split thought he has had
— If you ever grabbed Erwin’s ass the fat would literally be leaking through your fingers. Good god
— I’m sorry y’all but even with all this ass Erwin definitely does not know how to shake it. I’m not even sure if he knows what throwing it back is-
— So this man is just walking around with a weapon basically. Erwin’s ass could take lives
— PUT YOUR HEARTS UP FOR DA ASS 🫡
Reiner Braun
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— He’s not completely caked up like Erwin but he’s not flat. His ass is most definitely fat but in its own way
— Like Reiner has a very sculpted ass and it’s beautiful (making me tear up just thinking about it). It’s muscular and strong and big
— If you laid on it, it wouldn’t be pillow worthy but it would be a nice and a solid base for you to lay your head down on and have a good nap
— Like his ass is not soft at all but if you grabbed that shit. You would get the absolutely perfect hand full of his ass.
— It would absolutely amazing to squeeze BUT SLAPPING IT??? OH MY GOD.
— Because Reiner’s butt is so firm there isn’t any recoil but the sound it makes is absolutely delicious. Plus the feeling against your hand would have you die and rise to heaven
— Reiner has a very smackable ass. He’s the type of person where if he walks by your like “Damn I just wanna touch it”
— I would argue that Reiner has the best ass to smack out of the whole survey corps. LORD I WOULD LOVE TO SMACK HIS ASS
— Anyways Reiner doesn’t know how to throw it back but he makes up for it by putting himself in the most compromising positions and if there’s anyone near they go absolutely crazy.
— Reiner bent over to tie his shoe? WHAM! Reiner laying on his stomach some where? WHAM! Shit Reiner could just be standing minding his own business. WHAM!
— 10/10 would 100% recommend smacking Reiner’s ass
Annie Leonhart
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— Annie does in fact have a fatty and it’s literally drop dead gorgeous. Like damn
— Her booty is nicely sculpted, it’s round, it’s hella fat, and it’s plush like a pillow. You could have yourself a nap on that thing
— Plus it jiggles. It jiggles.
— Shit be having recoil with every step she takes. She could kill a man with that bounce.
— The thing is her booty is small. Like it literally has all the qualities of a perfect booty it’s just not big enough to enjoy fully. So one person at a time (this is to the Annie fans)
—‼️‼️ITS ALL OKAY THOUGH BECAUSE WE APPRECIATE ALL BOOTY SIZES HERE ‼️‼️
— Truthfully Annie doesn’t know how to throw it back and she probably doesn’t fully know what it means
— However she won’t let anyone know that. She makes everyone believe she knows exactly what they are talking about
— Annie has such a remarkably smackable ass but sadly she’ll genuinely kill you and hide the body if anyone even laid a hand on her, especially her booty
—THIS IS A WARNING: Do not smack her ass if your wish to see another day and want the cops to be able to find your body.
— GUYS DONT TAKE MY WARNING LIGHTLY. IM OUT HERE TRYNA SAVE LIVES ✊🏽
Bertholdt Hoover
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— Bertholdt is like on the very edge of fatty ground. Like brotha barely made it but he’s in there.
— He’s real close to nothing but bones but there is in fact fat there
— Like if you gave that thing a smack your hand is still gonna sting but the blow is slightly cushioned
— HOWEVER Bertholdt has a very odd shaped butt. It’s not rounded or inverted it’s just very square
— like I said before men already have usually square butts but his is on a whole nother level of being shaped like a square and it’s just boxy in general
— blud could put a cardboard box on his butt and it would just fit perfectly 💀
— Another thing is we all know Bertholdt is anxious most of the time and a habit he’s gained is clenching his buttcheeks from nerves-
— It’s not his fault. He just unconsciously does it and he’s done it so much it’s become an instinct at this point.
— He can’t help it guys :(
—Bertholdt most definitely does not even know what throwing it back is and doesn’t wanna find out
— He’s fine with living his life without ever trying to throw it back. If he did know he would probably be too shy to do it in front of people anyways
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This is probably the last one of the butt posts I’m going to do because me and my friend didn’t really talk about any other characters
However if you wanna see what we believe a certain character from AOT’s butt looks like just put it in my requests
I’ll try my best to get to them all 🫡
Link to part 1
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jeankirsteinsgrlfrnd · 1 year ago
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Can we have the opposite of the ask you just answered? The 104th asking what your type is and you describe them perfectly?
eren jaeger is all blinks. it seems only his eyes know how to do the talking. you have to ease him gently back to the real world and his only reaction is his cheeks turning bright red.
armin arlert holds back a sort of giggle. he’s honored, he’s embarrassed, he’s ashamed. most importantly, he can’t believe it’s him that you find desirable, especially since always coming second place to his best friend. he’s beyond thrilled.
jean kirstein and his smug ass ego is too cocky. he smirks with a glimmer in his eyes. “i knew it,” is what he thinks but he won’t say it, but he doesn’t have to. the gaze in his eyes is tender enough.
connie springer didn’t think he’d get this far when you describe him. he starts to talk to but quickly shuts his mouth, unsure of the right answer. he decides to bite the bullet and ask you out.
reiner braun opens his mouth and nothing falls out. he keeps trying to find the perfect words, you see it in his eyes. eventually his mouth decides “i knew it,” as the right answer and you can’t help but laugh.
bertholdt hoover turns as red as a cherry. he rubs the back of his neck and looks away. he tries to be brave, to say the right thing to you but all he says is “oh,” leading you to confess the entirety of your feelings.
levi ackerman tilts his head and stares at you. he can’t believe the way you’d just described him but fuck, he wants too. so bad. he presses you ever so subtly until you find yourself confessing your undying love for him.
erwin smith is frowning but also smiling. he’s glad to know his feelings aren’t unreciprocated but he knows exactly how complex this relationship is going to be. he’s the first one to offer to give this a shot.
zeke jaeger laughs and asks if you could be any more obvious. he rubs his chin and asks if you are one hundred percent sure. when you say yes, he decides to say ‘fuck it’ and make you his lady immediately.
porco galliard raises an eyebrow despite having known deep down this whole time. he quizzes you, wanting to hear you stutter at your most vulnerable. eventually, he laughs and tells you he’s just fucking with you, and that he’d be proud to be your man.
jean kirstein fanfic
my ko-fi
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scumbagjaeger · 2 years ago
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I LOVED UR GAMER SNK MEN HCS!! what about reader as a gamer 👀??
SNK MEN WITH GAMER!READER
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starring: Eren, Jean, Armin, Connie, Porco, Reiner, Levi, Zeke
rating: mostly sfw! 18+
notes: Thanks so much for the request!! My first ask (‘: I added some of the other men because even though they might not understand video games, they can still support their partner hahah. Is there anyone else you guys would want to see included in these headcanons? Erwin? Bertholdt? Should I do some with the ladies? Let me know! Thanks for your continued support(:
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EREN:
If you’re on the same team he’s supporting you 100%, doing whatever he can to help you out if you’re getting targeted or something
If you get killed? He’s going after the fucker who took you out at least ten times (or until you tell him it’s okay you’ve respawned!! He can chill!!)
But if you’re playing against him? Good luck because he’s going to target you hahah
He thinks it’s cute how whiny you get when he snipes you or gets you with his ultimate
“Sorry, (y/n), you gotta be better than that”
This man is so cocky oh lord
Secretly, when you get him back he gets so flustered? But you can’t tell because he just scoffs and tells you that he let you get him
Man’s is sportin a boner through under his desk lmao!! It’s hot seeing you take control what can I say
He invites you to the discord but then immediately regrets it because Jean will constantly try and talk about you
Jean is a homie! But he thinks you’re cool and it pisses Eren off whenever he asks you to check your dms so it’s a win-win (he just sends you memes lol)
Eren’s friends are all chill with you playing but he still likes to remind them that you’re dating
“Eren did you fucking set my house on fire” “that’s what you get for giving (y/n) a flower dumbass” “bro they needed it to make DYE you idiot”
You guys have a minecraft house together and it’s super cute! Eren will definitely let you decorate while he collects materials for you. Or you both will go on adventures together(:
If you’re playing alone he’s super supportive too! Totally down with you having time with your friends online
In between his matches with the boys he’ll come up behind you and kiss your head, not wanting to interrupt too much
But sometimes he’ll fully move your headset off of one ear and start backseat gaming
“You should use your ultimate after your teammate uses theirs. Theirs will freeze the enemy and then your pure damage will take them out… okay good now go over here and—“
After your matches he’s super affectionate ahhh
Wraps his arms around you from behind and plants a big ol’ kiss on your cheek
“M’girl did so good!!”
JEAN:
He’d be a touch cringey lmao
Insists on you both having his-and-hers desk-mats. Gives you a custom mousepad with a picture of you both on it for your birthday and the image turns out kind of wonky
He’s be heartbroken if you don’t use it though!! So you better
One day you come home and he’s rearranged half the apartment so you can have a gaming room together with your desks facing each other
But this ends terribly bc he can be too loud sometimes and he gets distracted by you
Invites you to the discord and then asks you privately if you can coordinate your nicknames online to be like “his (y/n)” and “her Jean” AA
The others never stop giving him shit for it
But he loves you! And he’s so glad you have this hobby in common
Might get a little salty about you playing with your friends without him
If you have a full team that’s fine!! But if he finds out you have a random on your team…
“Why didn’t you ask me to join?” “Babe you were in the middle of your own match!!” “So? I could have quit and joined >:(“
Probably super friendly with your friends and playgroup! Will happily hop on and play with y’all and he behaves himself
Not oblivious to the fact that some of your friends might think he’s cute/flirt with him a little bit?? But he’s confused because he has you so why are they talking to him like that
Doesn’t confront them but shuts them down respectfully(:
“No I can’t give you flowers because these ones are for (y/n) I’m surprising her with them because I love her!! I’m sure you can find your own though(:”
If you’re playing DOTA or League together he’s still garbage :( sorry hahah
Gets flustered by playing with you and then fucks up more
“Babe, can you come help me? The guys keep ganging up on me”
But he is SO PROUD OF HIMSELF whenever he can help you out!!
“Don’t worry, princess, I’ve got your back” “Dude you died four times just trying to get to (y/n)” “Shut the fuck up, Connie”
While you’re gaming you’ll reach for your drink and see it’s miraculously filled up? And there’s a little piece of your favorite candy next to it? You turn around and just see Jean sneaking back over to his desk oh lord
ARMIN:
surprise surprise, he is a total sweetheart
You two probably play a lot together just the two of you before he invites you the join their discord?
He just thinks there’s something really intimate about you both playing games together, without others
And you still definitely do that!! Armin would be the type of guy who would invite you to play games with him hahah
“Hey, (y/n)? I was wondering if you’d want to maybe play Civ 6 with me tomorrow night? Maybe we can make dinner together beforehand!”
He is the best player 2 when you guys play games, especially story games!
But similar to Eren, if you guys are on opposite teams he will show no mercy :)
“Sorry! I can’t help it” “Armin you literally CAN you’re looking for me to kill me” “oops! I’ll go easy on you, my bad!”
He never goes easy on you
He’s the best player out of his friends but he probably isn’t on every night like Eren and Connie are hahah. The nights he is on though he’s on all night!
If you stay up with him, expect super lazy mornings where you slip out of bed past noon and make pancakes together
Expect super lazy afternoon-sex where he just kind of lies on top of you LMAO, gently holds you and cradles you underneath him as he buries his face into your neck, you’re both so tired from a night of gaming but he loves getting to spend that time with you
If he’s reading or doing homework and you’re gaming, he leaves you be!
He thinks it’s important to have privacy and alone time (and he’s right)
But he’ll also come up to you after your game ends, put his hands on your shoulders and ask how your match went!
If you ask him to coach you during a match he’s actually super supportive and helpful? Unlike if you’re playing a co-op game with him hahah
He also probably likes getting to train you and teach you! He wants you to be the best(:
If he’s feeling particularly clingy he’ll just move a chair to sit next you your gaming desk and read next to you lmao
Not even talking or distracting you! He just finds the keyboard clicks and your voice calming
Okay I want to make random college headcanons for the boys should I ever write a fic, and Armin would also make models?? I’m thinking warhammer or DnD ones (DnD with the squad headcanons? 👀) imagine him with a headlamp and big ol’ glasses so he can get a detailed paint job!
And he’d custom make a model of your main in their costume and surprise you with it on your anniversary! It takes him weeks to make :')
CONNIE:
omg he’d be an ass
You know those memes about the pick me characters? He’d jokingly accuse you of that
“Idk do you really know how to play COD? Or are you just trying to hang with the bros” “Connie I literally kicked your ass last night what do you mean” “Fair point”
Probably just teases you a lot during the games in general
“Babe if you press Q while holding your diamond pickaxe it’ll make you mine obsidian faster” “Wait (y/n) don’t that’ll throw your pickaxe into the la—"
Seconds later: *conniespringaa tried to swim in lava*
In a match those he’s actually the most supportive I’d argue? He totally lets you do your thing, whereas Armin and Eren might still have you try and follow their lead
“Where you goin’, mama? Damn atta girl! I’ve gotcha, don’t worry (y/n)” literally just follows you around the map to be backup and to hype you up!
In my last set of hcs Connie was a streamer! If you also streamed he’d be obsessed with doing those fun collabs with you
Either that or he’d be like “ew guys this weirdo is trying to join my discord call rn lemme see what she wants— hello? Do I know you? Always happy to meet a fan but how did you get my discord?”
Idk why he thinks pretending he doesn’t know you is the funniest thing ever?? You guys start a new match with his friends and suddenly he spends the whole game chirping at you
“Damn mama where have you been all my life? You got a man? Why don’t you let me get your number, I bet you look fine as hell in real life” “Connie if you don’t shut the fuck up right now I’m going to lose it”—Eren
He’s so much fun to play story games with though! I’m thinking Detroit: Become Human
He’ll sit next to you and let you control things and he’ll do voices for the characters (he’ll even turn down the game voices so he can impersonate the characters instead)
Makes Connor and the other androids it sound like literal robots, add in extra comments, etc
Honestly I think Connie would be the best at voices? He does super great impressions of his friends and will share them a lot on discord while you’re all playing minecraft, to their dismay :)
Sometimes if he isn’t playing with you he’ll just send you a DM asking you to stream so he can watch? So cute
Too embarrassed to ask you in person but you just got used to streaming on discord now so he can hop on and watch from his computer
PORCO:
I feel like he’s pretty independent when it comes to gaming ngl so when he finds out you are a gamer he just kind of like “oh word? Cool”
Since he plays a lot of games like FIFA and GTA, he usually plays those while you do your thing
Idk why but I also feel like he would be the type of guy to have a spotless apartment? Takes pride in his cleanliness so he’s usually cleaning the apartment while you game
Which is okay with him! He likes hearing you talk to your friends
To him, gaming is kind of his thing to do when he wants to be alone? Even when he’s playing with other people it’s kind of like his private time
So when you’re playing with your friends he lets you have space!
He and Jean are probably the two gamers who would want to spend more time with you outside of the apartment doing things anyway!
But if you want to play with him he’s totally down!
He’s a pretty casual gamer but you can still expect him to get heated, especially if he thinks someone is targeting you or cheating
“No, Porco it’s okay! I made a bad play that’s all” “no (y/n) there’s no way he could have hit you from there, something’s going on”
He will make dinner while you’re gaming and surprise you with it after your match! Even though you can smell it from your desk lmao
“C‘mon, dummy, it’s getting cold,” he’ll call out and gestures to the chair he’s holding out for you
He scoots you in once you’ve sat and he asks you about how your matches are going
If you lost he’ll slide your dessert away from you and then say “sorry, winners only” 😐😐
He’s still not the most active when it comes to their DOTA or League games, but he invites you in to play with his friends so it’s okay!
Eventually he starts to insists on you being in their discord call while they’re playing just so that he can talk to you while you’re playing your own solo game or something!
Don’t get me wrong he still likes his private gaming time and thinks you deserve your own gaming time! But he quickly warms up to the idea of you being together and sharing that time together
REINER:
Okay I love Reiner to pieces yeah? But this man does not understand video games before he meets you
He just doesn’t understand the point??
“Why not just go outside and do something, love?”
He’ll comfort you if you get emotional playing a game like the Last of Us, but then he’ll ruin it by saying “I mean, they’re all dead when you think about it, yeah? They've never actually been alive! They’re not real, sweetie”
But he’s trying to comfort you I promise
I think if there was a game you could get him to play it would be a Dark Souls/Elden Ring type game! I think the dramatic music and fight scenes would pique his interest as he walks past your desk
After watching you fight Malenia or something he says he’ll give it a try
And then he loses to the Tree Sentinel and you have to comfort him. “Babe, that’s kind of the point, you have to go and level up first!” He thought he could impress you oh lord
Otherwise he’d love to watch you play Stardew Valley! Loves the characters and thinks that the heart events are super special
You might be able to convince him to start his own game of Stardew Valley, but he’s busy a lot and feels guilty about ‘abandoning them’, so he prefers to watch you play!
Will also cook you dinner and make sure your water is full while you play! He likes to watch you play and loves seeing you all happy when you’re winning
Sometimes he will try and hug you while you’re playing because he loves seeing you do something you love, but then you have to remind him that you’re in the middle of a game!
“So how was your game!” “It was good! Eren always plays aggro so he took most of the attention away from me!” “There’s a character named Eren in your game? Huh,” it takes him a second to understand that you’re playing with REAL PEOPLE
LEVI:
Just like Reiner (honestly all of these men who don’t understand video games) he doesn’t see the point? Like why not go outside and do something?
Kind of rolls his eyes at the games you play despite him not knowing about them
But he secretly takes pride in the fact that you’re sometimes the one taking control and bossing the others around
He’ll hear you tell Eren to shut up so you can focus and he’ll sneak behind you and peer over your head, maybe smooth out your hair a bit to let you know he’s there
You can talk to him about your games and he’ll listen but he’ll definitely not understand any of it
He’ll respond with a lot of “Ah”s and “Oh, I see” and “..is that good or bad?”
Silently brings you tea when you’re playing late and will usually stay up reading on the couch while you do! He’s a classy guy, likes to go to bed with you
Sometimes he’ll fall asleep on the couch so you have to wake him up :(
He just kind of shuffles over and wordlessly invites you to sleep with him there, cradled in his arms on the couch
I don’t think there’s any way you could get him to play a video game though, sorry
This is Levi Ackerman, who doesn’t understand how twitter works hahah
If you get upset over a loss he doesn’t really know how to comfort you, but he’ll kind of sneak over and mutter something like “that kid’s a bastard anyway” and kiss your head
ZEKE:
Will straight up tell you to go outside and touch grass if he thinks you’ve been inside too long
He’ll pick you up from your desk and try and carry him out to go on a walk with him or something after a match lmao!
Will ask you what is so exciting about your games and why you’d rather do that than do something with him :( poor Zeke
But he just says those kinds of things to get a rise from you lmaoo! He’s glad you have some hobby because it lets him also have private time, like Porco I think Zeke would like some space to do his own thing every now and then
Or maybe he’s just busy and glad you can keep yourself busy? I headcanon him to be going into a medical field like his dad! So Dr. Jaeger knows that you won’t be too lonely while he’s at work
You can get him to play surgeon simulator when he’s in a good mood. He thinks it’ll be easy. Ooh boy
He doesn’t become addicted or anything but when he fails, he insists that he can do it and he’s trying again. And again. And again.
Genuinely likes seeing you have a hobby and is impressed with your ability to balance your responsibilities and have time to unwind with a game
Likes to see you kill Eren in whatever game you’re playing, even minecraft hahah
Judges you for playing animal crossing though? Sorry he thinks it’s a kids game?
“…So you owe the raccoon money, huh?” 😐
You tell him he’d be a grumpy villager and he ruffles your hair before walking away with a huff hahah
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Thanks again for the ask and your support! Ngl my ex boyfriend was a shitty gamer like he would ignore me a lot so this is my therapy now, imagining better gamer boyfriend scenarios for my attack on titan men :) hahah but thanks again for reaching out I hope I did it justice!
As always, thanks for reading! Feel free to drop an ask for more!
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turn-my-hollow-purple · 3 months ago
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Assigning Lyrics from "Line Without A Hook" by Ricky Montgomery to AOT Characters
cw: none
I wanna do this with My Heart is Buried in Venice by him as well but we'll see how this does popularity wise. this song means unspeakable, tremendous things to me.
Eren: "If I went and hurt my body, baby, would you love me the same?"
Mikasa: "All my emotions feel like explosions when you are around And I've found a way to kill the sound, oh"
Armin: "You're a pond and I'm an ocean, oh"
Sasha: "And I've found hope in a heart attack"
Connie: "Mama never really learned how to live by herself It's a curse and it's growing"
Jean: "Oh, baby, I am a wreck when I'm without you I need you here to stay"
Levi: "Darling, when I'm fast asleep I've seen this person watching me"
Erwin: "Was it something I said to make you feel like you're a burden?"
Hange: "Saying, "Is it worth it? Is it worth it? Tell me, is it worth it?""
Reiner: "I broke all my bones that day I found you Crying at the lake"
Annie: "Oh, at last, it is past Now I've got it, and you can't have it"
Bertholdt: "'Cause there is something and there is nothing There is nothing in-between"
Ymir: ""He's singing, "She's a, she's a lady, and I am just a boy" He's singing, "She's a, she's a lady, and I am just a line without a—""
Historia: "Oh, and if I could take it all back I swear that I would pull you from the tide"
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