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deniigi · 4 years ago

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bro, work made me depressed that I literally left my seat to regain any resemblance of joy or something equivalent before breaking down again. Do you think you can provide a ficlet I involving Peter and Sam to cheer me up?

FUCK CAPITALISM

TAKE THIS

Title: Calibrating

Summary: Sam and Peter talk themselves towards a meaningful discussion.

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Peter did this thing—this infuriating thing where he texted shit like ‘come over’ and then Sam had to bend over backwards to be flirty and coy.

It was imperative that he came across as flirty and coy.

Im-fucking-perative, regardless of what Leilani said or Matt’s annoyance at what he called the ‘jungle of depravity’ that overtook the group chat pretty much daily.

Sam didn’t care.

If Peter texted the group or sent any message that might be construed upside-down as something romantic or sexual, Sam not only had to catch it, but he had to volley it back.

This, he told Leilani, sealed their No-Homo contract.

She stared at him.

He decided to demonstrate.

“See, here, look, I’ll show you,” he said, dragging out his phone. “Exhibit A. There he is, see? Asking about the strength of PVC pipe in pounds per meter like a fuckin’ tease. Now I can’t just let him think that I saw that and didn’t think of it as a metaphor, alright? So I say—”

“Sam, why does he need to know the strength of PVC pipe?” Leilani interrupted.

It didn’t matter. That wasn’t the point of this discussion.

“I’m sending a winky-face,” Sam informed her as he did that very thing.

Leilani stared harder than before.

But look, skepticism was unrewarded. Peter texted a kiss right back and said ‘oh boo, you always know just want to say.’

How could she not see the No-Homo? Sam could do this all day. He could and there would be absolutely no problems and he wouldn’t want to suffocate himself in his pillow at the end of it all.

It was fine.

“Samuel,” Leilani said, “I’m going to tell you something and I want you to hear it with an open heart. Will you open your heart for me?”

Sam spun around in his chair and arranged his arms and legs so that they were as open as they could feasibly be without being obscene.

“I am more open than a boiled clam,” he informed her.

Leilani blinked slowly, then shook her head and checked over her shoulders. She waved him in closer. Then closer. And then close enough that he could smell her perfume on her neck.

“You’re the tease,” she said.

Then she left the backroom. And Sam could only stare after her, frozen in horror as his wide-open heart wrinkled in on itself, picking up mass and gravity until it was naught but a black hole.

“I’m the tease?” he whispered to himself in shock.

Oh no.

OH NO.

“SENSEI.”

Matt dropped his collection of folders and swore, clutching at his chest.

“We have discussed volume, Sam,” he said, bending down to collect his paper children.

Sam took the opportunity to throw both arms around his neck from behind as a threat.

“Don’t lie,” he warned. “Swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, amen.”

Matt stood up and Sam felt his toes leave the floor. He hadn’t planned this far ahead.

“Or what?” Matt asked, 110% unfazed.

Sam wished that his feet weren’t kicking around in air here. It really put a dent in his intimidation factor.

“Am I a tease?” he asked.

Matt faced front with heavy eyebrows. Sam couldn’t see his face from this angle, but he knew that aura of irritation.

“If you have to ask the question, then you already know the answer,” Matt said. “Does that help?”

“No, I hate you now, actually,” Sam told him.

Matt dropped him right on his ass.

There had to be a way to attain proof. To determine once and for all that it was Sam who was in the wrong here, misinterpreting things like the genius that he was.

Thankfully, Sam’s experience of growing up as a non-only child for the last two decades had prepared him exactly for this type of conversation.

SC: HANNAH AM I A TEASE???

HC: yes

HC: next question

SC: FUCK.

SC: WHAT IF ITS NOT NO-HOMO?

HC: my dear brother, the only options if something is not no-homo is for it to be no-no or homo-homo.

SC: Murder me

HC: gladly

SC: I’m in possible homo-homo with spiderman

HC: are you sure it’s not no-no?

SC: MURDER ME

HC: okay but like if it’s no-no then this is not a problem, right?

SC: If it’s no-no then I’ve read every sign wrong and I deserve to become a partially eaten tadpole awash in an indifferent boiling sea

HC: okay so we’re leaning INTO the drama today I gotcha. Alright but like, just for the sake of arguing, what if it was homo-homo?

SC: then I need you to bury my body somewhere no one will ever find it because my heart can’t stand requited love you know this about me.

HC: give me your login

SC: thank you I love you you’re the only person who matters

BT: Spiderman.

SM: Blindspot. DMing? You okay?

BT: this is Hannah.

SM: OH

SM: hi Hannah are you okay? Did you need something?

BT: My brother never got tested for reading comprehension but would have failed anyways. Can you arbitrate an arbitrary argument for us?

SM: I’m positive that there is a link between those two ideas that I am missing, but sure?

BT: okay are you ready?

SM: my loins have been girded.

BT: gross. you two are made for each other. Okay: what are your opinions on 24yo Chinese dudes with bad vision who are 5’7” tall, with terrible hair and brains as big and gaseous as Jupiter?

SM: positive

BT: you’re so romantic spidey.

SM: I know

BT: I’m going to tell him now

SM: WAIT DON’T TELL HIM

BT: byeeeeeee

Sam was going to have a heart attack. He couldn’t look at his phone. He was just going to lay here until he wasted away into a fossil.

Mm, yes, what a wonderful way to escape any and all feelings. That was—

His phone chirped and he nearly fell out of his chair in a hurry to answer it.

HC: [image] [image]

HC: you owe me your bones

SC: AFASDFADFAS:FJaf’asdfjahsdlfihasdl’fas

SC: TAKE THEM

HC: if you fuck spiderman you have to get pregnant and demand alimony for your beautiful mixed babies Samuel

SC: Darling sister, we’ve talked about this. it isn’t going to happen I still have yet to steal a womb

HC: try harder

HC: ttyl

Okay, this was fine.

Everything was fine.

Spidey liked Sam back, it was no big deal. Spidey liked everyone back. Even the teases.

Even.

The.

Teases.

Fuck, Sam had to move.

Foggy caught him biting his nails to pieces over the copy machine and asked him if he was okay. He was not. Foggy could read this off him. He didn’t ask again, but he did say that if Sam was feeling particularly anxious about something he was welcome to go have his breakdown upstairs in Kirsten’s kitchen instead of downstairs among the files.

Sam appreciated his offer. He hiked up the stairs, and halfway up, his phone chirped.

His heart stopped.

It chirped again, and then again. By the time he got to the top of the stairs, it was chirping every couple of seconds with messages being typed and sent at mach speed.

He kicked off his shoes and went to go stand over Kirsten’s sink to open the first one.

PP: Sam it’s peter hey listen your sister messaged me

PP: and was asking some pretty invasive questions and I replied to her. I don’t know if you saw them but I just wanted to say that if that makes you uncomfortable in any way know that I absolutely don’t mind and I’ll stop

PP: you can tell me to fuck off if that crossed your boundaries. I shouldn’t have even messaged her back without asking you

PP: and obviously in future I won’t talk to her until I’ve cleared it with you I just wasn’t thinking I’m never thinking it’s a little hard to think sometimes

PP: especially when you message me back and I get caught up in the games and the emojis and stuff and like I’m sure that sometimes I overstep but I don’t mean to and you can tell me at any point if you want me to stop

PP: I guess I just really like to talk to you sometimes and it’s fun to have someone to banter with who actually banters back like not in a mean way but in a really nice and funny way. you’re an easy guy to talk to is what I’m saying

PP: which I’m sure you get a lot. I don’t mean that I want to like tell you all my problems I swear it’s not that it’s just more of a AHHHHH I don’t even know what I’m saying I think it’s sorry???

PP: I’m sorry??? I don’t mean to imply anything that isn’t there and I don’t want to make you feel like you have to either. Ar e you mad? Please don’t be mad okay wait no I’ve sent like seven fucking messages I’m being a creep oh my god IM SORRY ILL SHUT UP NOW OKAY SORRY BYE

Oh nooooo.

The panic-induced infodump was not only familiar but horrendously endearing.

Sam had to explode now.

Man. Bummer.

SC: it’s okay Peter

PP: OH THANK GOD

PP: is it tho??? Are you sure?

SC: I have positive feelings towards people like you too

Sam’s heart pounded. He almost locked his phone and threw it in the sink, but another text came in just as that thought finished crossing his mind.

PP: you do?

SC: yes of course I do

PP: oh nice

SC: yeah

Annnnnnnd cue mutual nerd awkwardness. Great. Well done, Sam, you’ve done it again.

He sighed and turned away from the sink and sunk down onto the floor with his back against it.

Such a loser, Chung. So painfully awkward. Would it kill you to, just for once, slow down and chill for a minute?

God.

PP: hey sam?

No, Sam just wanted to sit on this floor and wallow.

PP: hello? Are you still there?

Sam let his head fall back against the sink. He closed his eyes.

His phone rang in his hand and he nearly had a heart attack. His fingers scrabbled over its face and the caller ID read ‘Peter Parker.’

Oh god.

Oh no.

Be cool. Be cool. Be cool.

“Hello?” he answered to the scratchy phone silence on the other side of the line.

He frowned.

“Hello?” he tried again, a smidge less desperate.

“Hi.”

There he was.

“Hey,” Sam said. “Sorry, just got awkward.”

Peter laughed through the line.

“Me too,” he said. “That was awkward.”

Yeah.

“Yeah.”

A long pause.

“I’m doing it again,” Sam moaned into his hand.

“No, no. Hey, you’re good,” Peter said. “I was just uh. Calling because.” He trailed off.

Sam waited.

“Sam? You still there?”

He startled and cleared his throat.

“Yeah, I’m here,” he said. “Sorry, zoning out a little bit. You know, busy day.”

“Yeah,” Peter said. “Yeah, I know.”

Sam breathed as quietly as he could. He could almost hear Peter doing the same on his end.

“Sorry, I’ve gotta g—” Sam started.

“Hey, do you like me?”

HNG.

“No?” Sam answered and then punched himself in the leg. “Sorry. Uh. I didn’t—I mean, uh. Yes. Of course I like you. You’re a really good person. I admire you a lot.”

Hannah, oh Hannah, where is thine shovel? Sam needed it to dig this grave deeper, please.

“Oh. Okay, I just—I guess I uh, have a hard time reading the tone of your texts sometimes,” Peter said.

“It’s okay, I get that a lot,” Sam said. “I’ll try harder to be more direct.”

“No,” Peter said. “No, no, you don’t have to change anything.”

“Oh? Okay, well. Maybe I still will, though,” Sam said.

If Peter wouldn’t have heard him, he would have started to try to fit his whole fist in his mouth.

Five minutes of conversation and they were still saying nothing.

“Sam?”

He swallowed.

“Yeah?” he asked.

“Next time you’re in the city, would you, uh, maybe want to go out somewhere? With me?”

Out? What like, to a movie or something?

“Yeah, just like that,” Peter said. “’Cause I uh. Would like to. Do that, I mean. With you.”

“With me?” Sam asked. “Oh right, and your other friends, uh, names—sorry, I’m bad with names. N-ned?”

“No,” Peter said oddly abruptly. “Well, I mean—I don’t mean it like that. I just—just with you. For now. That’s what I mean.”

“Oh. Uh. Kinda like a date?” Sam asked through the forcefield of self-hatred that felt like it spanned the entire continental US.

There was a pause. Sam held his breath.

“Yeah,” Peter said. “Exactly like a date. If you don’t mind—you know, doing that with me.”

AHAHAHAHAHAHA.

“Are you trying to lure me to a secondary location, Mr. Parker?” Sam asked seriously.

The laugh that met him made all the muscles in his shoulders relax.

“Maybe if the bit at the first location goes well,” Peter said. Then added hurriedly, “If you’re down for that.”

Sam was down for it right now.

Actually, maybe not in Kirsten’s kitchen. But like, right now in a different location.

“If it’s a movie date, we can do it through Netflix Party,” he pointed out faux-lightly. “It wouldn’t be the same, but we could do it this weekend, even. Saturday—I’m off Saturday.”

Peter said nothing for a long time.

“Okay. Saturday,” he finally agreed, “I can do Saturday. Kinda hard to hold your hand through a screen, but I can give it my best shot?”

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFfffffff.

“Oh, I bet you will,” Sam nearly choked.

“You’re really cute, Sam.”

NO. SHUT UP. YOU ARE.

“Thanks.”

“I wanted to kiss you last time you were here, but I was too, uh. Shy. Embarrassed. One of them.”

Sam was going to puke, but in like, the happiest kind of way.

“I like you a lot too, Peter,” he whispered.

“Are you crying?”

“What? No.”

“Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.”

“Shut up, I’m not. I—the old man’s downstairs, his ears aren’t as good through ceilings, but I just want to make sure—”

“Uh-huh,” Peter said. “I’m sure that’s what it is. So I’ll see you Saturday? Maybe Facetime or something?”

“Yeah, Saturday,” Sam said. “I’ll send you a time when I know. I’ve gotta go. Meltdown-alloted-breaktime is over.”

Peter laughed.

“Alright, man, I’ll talk to you later. Bye now.”

“Bye,” Sam said lamely.

He hung up the phone. He did not scream. But he did fist pump and then fall onto his side.

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Here’s to hoping things get easier for you anon!!

#fic #ficlet #btsm #samuel chung #peter parker #I just love them being awkward nerds with each other #I JUST WANT THEM TO KISS AND THEN CRY A LITTLE ABOUT IT ITS FINE

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lareinenoir · 6 years ago

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Ocean Eyes Loki × Black! Reader Pt 1/4

Inspiration: Ocean Eyes by Billie Elish

Renamed 'My Heaven' to Ocean Eyes

Summary: Your name is Hedda the sister of Heimdal. You trained on Alfheim with the elves leaving your best friend, Loki alone. Then you came back and figured out he was disguised as Odin. You both loved each other, when you were kids. Loki more than you because you had your eyes on Thor. But growing up means leaving childish things behind. Does that include your love for one another?

"It hurts to be in love!" You shout angrily. "It hurts to be in love,Loki Especially with you."

"And you think it's easy for me? I've been in love with you since day one, Hedda! And all you could see was Thor."

Warning: angst, swearing

Word count: 3k

Taglist: @thatweirdwalangpake @schizonephilim

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You had been getting annoyed lately with all of Loki's crap. He had the people build a statue of him after he delivered some speech about how Loki (himself) saved Asgard and how "We should commemorate him."

"Something is missing." Says Odin (Loki) as he stands before the statue with his arms crossed. "Its missing something wouldn't you say so Hedda?" He asks turning to you

Loki had made you his advisor. At first, you didn't want it but it slowly consumed you because you had seen how happy you were becoming.

"Is this really necessary?" You ask with your axe over your shoulder. "The statue is a bit much-"

"Nonsense." He cut you off. "I think it's perfect. A statue for my favorite son." He sighs dramatically putting his hand on your shoulder.

"Whatever." You mumble rolling your eyes, shrugging off his hand. "And you can quit acting like Odin." You say to him "No one is around."

"Gee." He huffed straightening his posture. "You take the gun out of being king of Asgard. Is it because you are jealous, Hedda?" Loki teases

"Jealous?" You question slamming your axe down "What could I possibly be jealous of?"

"Well..." He pretends to think with his signature smirk playing on his pale face. "The fact that I'm king and you aren't."

"I'd be careful what comes out of your mouth next." You say now nose to nose with him. "Becuase I could expose you just like that." You snap your fingers and see his face get hard.

Backing away you straighten your uniform and lick your dry lips as Loki shakes his head. A little chuckle left his throat as he gave you a grin."I forgot how intense you get. All that training on Alfheim and you still are the same old Hedda. They couldn't teach you to smile and laugh on purpose?" He asks as you both stand in the court yard. "To tough for her own good."

"They did teach me something. They taught me how to grow some balls and man up." You spat picking up your axe. "And if you don't like it then-"

"I didn't say I didn't like it." He hushed you making your cheeks hear up because Odin's eyes were now his eyes. Loki's eyes giving you a lavish look.

"I'll be expecting you tonight." You shrug it off and take in a breath. "Under our tree and I'll bring the ale. Don't be late." You scold then walk off.

Loki watched you and you knew it. His eyes burning a hole in the back of your head. He was enjoying what was left of your smell that still lingered in the air.

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The tree was yours and Loki's favorite spot. As children you'd climb it and whenever you and Loki had a fight you'd sit under it and wait for him to apologize.

Some of the time he had no reason to but he always ended up going to the tree with a smile and a flower in his hand. He didn't even have to say the words but the gift of your favorite flower, a daisy, was quite enough.

Nightfall arrived and you ended up being late. You decided to shower and get out of the uniform you wore constantly and put on a dress you wore in Alfheim.

"I thought you were dead." He joked with his head against the tree, reading still in his Odin form.

Rolling your eyes you shrug and sit next to him. "Do you want to burn my eyes? I want to see the real Loki, please and thank you."

You heard him sigh and his outward appearance melted away. Loki turns his head towards you and you see his signature smirk. "Better?" He asks as you pull the cork off the ale.

"Still stupid looking" You mutter raising the jug to your lips.

Loki scoffs and it makes you laugh as he snatches the jug from your lips and takes a sip. Wiping your mouth you take the book he was reading. "Romeo and Juliet?"

Coughing he swallows what was left in his mouth and nods. "A book from Midgard." He tells you. "Romance actually."

"Ah..." You wiggle your brow. "Never took you for a guy who would read something like that."

"Neither did I." He chuckles then gives you a quick over veiw. "You look different. The last time I saw you in a dress was the night before you left. My mother insisted upon a going away party for you. That was the first time you danced with Thor."

"I remember it well." You reminisce brushing back some of your hair as a short breeze flew past you both. "A couple centuries ago. We were children back then."

"You abandon me-us a for a long time." He tells you. It sounded a bit bitter and 'abandon me?' This wasn't what you wanted to talk about.

"Skurge." You start handing him the book back after clearing your throat. "I'm this close to ripping his tounge out of his mouth and shoving it up his ass." You say sucking in your cheeks.

A laugh comes from Loki's throat and you fold your arms. You didn't see what was so funny. "I'm imagining." He tells you

"He's bee running his mouth off about my brother, Heimdall. He says that he betrayed Asgard and Odin. He ran away to escape his sentence." You reply giving him a glance. "My brother is nothing like that. He loves Asgard just as much as the next Asgardian." You lean closer to Loki as your eyes stare at each others. "You wouldn't happen to know anything about these allegations? Would you?"

"Hedda..." He begins averting his eyes. "If the shoe fits-"

Picking up the jug you take a large gulp and stand. "I knew it!" You spat shutting your eyes with your fingers pinching the bridge of your nose. "How could I be so foolish!"

"Hedda," Loki begins as you pace back and forth. "Heimdall he's a-"

"You lied to me, Loki!" You shout "You told me Heimdall was-"

"I said he disappeared, that part was true. I don't know where he is. All I know is that at one moment he was there and when I came back a week later to see of he was still frozen, he was gone. Who was going to guard the bifrost? Not I." He explains making you even more angry

"Oh because pretending to be Odin is so hard. You walk around in your bathrobe all day stuffing your face with food. How could you?" You ask shoving him. "And freeze my brother? All he's ever done is help you, Loki. He's been a friend to both you and Thor. You made Heimdall sound as if he has abandon his home!" Your fists clench tight as your eyes begin to glisten. "All so you can play dress up!"

"Don't you dare throw that in my face!" Loki shouts pointing his finger at you. "I've been keeping Asgard safe! They'd be lost without me! The nine realms would be lost without me!"

"No!" You shake your head scoffing. "They'd be lost without Odin. They follow Odin, remember that Loki. That's why you dress as him because you know if you showed them who you really are, they'd never follow you!" You yell angrily as heat rises to your face. "Remember Loki, I've been Frigga and Odin's ward way before you were even brought to Asgard! I've known you your entire life! You may have everyone else fooled but not me! I see right through you just like Thor and my brother! You're still the very last person on Asgard who'd anyone trust!"

"And you're still the same brat who had to be sent away to another realm becuase it wasn't just your mother who didn't want you but your own brother" Loki yelled back

Both trying to catch your breaths you both sit under the tree. Your hands on either side of your face as Loki covers his with his large hand. You weren't upset and neither was Loki. It was just strange to be arguing. Like the friendship you both had long ago, didn't go anywhere. You argued then just like now.

You both sat in silence passing the jug back and forth between you each taking a swig. The silence spoke for Loki. He didn't know what to say and neither did you. Soaking it all in just to drain it out with alcohol.

As you went to hand him the jug, you handed you a daisy. A little smile spread across your cheeks and you licked you lips. No daisy was going to solve anything, you weren't kids anymore and Loki knew this. Maybe it could represent something else.

"Truce?" You asks

"Yes." Loki nods

Taking the daisy in between your fingers you place it against your nose and inhale the smell of it. To bad you weren't kids anymore, this daisy had a different meaning back then. For you, it meant you and Loki were still best friends. For him, it wasn't just an apology but his way of showing how much he cared for you.

"Horns." You said opening your eyes seeing him give you a confused look. "Earlier you asked what was missing. Your big bendy horns."

"Sounds perfect." Loki chuckled as you smile, his hand resting on top of yours.

To be continued...

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Byeeeeeee!

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nezumionice · 7 years ago

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There are literally so many thoughts whirring through my head I don’t know what to think anymore. Beware of the long, super messy rant under the cut. I think I’ve officially gone insane, I fell off my goddamn bed screaming bloody murder the second I saw this picture. Byeeeeeee

Since Newt isn’t exactly good with people, will he get nervous when he sees the crowd of fans? The word “party” may seem particularly intimidating to him.

Who exactly has been invited to this book launch? Theseus? Dumbledore? Leta Lestrange, even?

Since the party will be held at Diagon Alley, we’ll be seeing our beloved wizarding shopping district for the first time in years. How did it look back in the 1920s? What was different and what remains nostalgically familiar?

Seeing the words “Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them” brimming boldly on the invite just fills my heart with so much pride because the one and only person to say those words on screen was Tina Goldstein.

How would Tina react to the fact that Newt used her suggestion for the title? What exactly was Newt thinking when he decided to use her words for the title of the book he’s worked on for so long?

Seriously guys I just love how Tina went from “extermination guide” to “Fantastic Beasts”.

I reckon there’ll be a book signing at the launch as well, so I wonder what kind of strange people Newt will interact with during then.

I also have a feeling something big (a significant plot pivot) will go down during this scene.

Did Newt bring his case with him? Will he showcase any of his creatures or will they escape once again?

I keep getting this feeling that Leta is the one who receives this invite, dammit.

Okay but does Tina know about this launch party? She’s obviously not invited because she’s halfway across the world + she has her Auror duties, but how will she feel about missing the event?

What if Newt and Tina have been writing to each other since the 1926 massacre?

I bet Newt attends the book launch wishing Tina were there.

I bet Tina misses him too, wherever she is.

I know this doesn’t sound that big of a deal but Newt will probably be wearing something fancy to this event.

On second thought, I don’t think we’ll see anyone wearing the same costumes we saw them wear in the first movie, and that downright excites me.

This invite clearly states that the book launch is held in March, so that means it’s spring in London. This also means that the movie in general takes place during spring time.

The characters will probably be wearing less overcoats and scarves like we saw them in last time, since the first fbawtft movie was set during Christmas/winter time.

My god I still can’t get over the fact that we might see Newt in a fancy dress robe or something.

Will we get to see the other shops in Diagon Alley, the ones we didn’t get to see in Harry Potter? Shops like Florean Fortescue's Ice Cream Parlour, Slug and Jiggers Apothecary, and Wiseacre's Wizarding Equipment?

What if when Newt finally manages to give his book to Tina, he’s written the most adorable little memo in it, dedicating the book to her? How will Tina react to that?

(I’m so sorry this photo has just got so many Newtina plot speculations running through my mind)

I swear Newt is going to propose to her in the most weirdest, unexpected way.

What will Tina think when she gets to read his book?

What will Queenie react when she sees Tina and Newt rekindling their relationship through the book?

What will Jacob think when he gets to read the book?

What will Theseus think when he gets to read the book?

What will Leta think when she gets to read the book?

I am still super convinced that Dumbledore is a huge Newtina shipper btw.

What will Dumbledore think when he sees his former student finally achieving his goal?

“Newly published author”... how will Newt handle the burden of fame for the first time, especially during these times of war (presuming Grindelwald has escaped the clutches of MACUSA and is yet again on the loose)?

How will he feel when he gets called away from the celebrity life and into the midst of war by his brother?

How will he react when the Ministry of Magic denies his travel application to America? I bet he’d be relatively annoyed, and I hope he shows it.

Will there be little kids at the launch party? How is Newt going to act to them? Are we going to see a foreshadowing of Newt as a father? (I’m getting carried away again)

Is Nicholas Flamel going to show up at the launch party?

Which other Harry Potter characters might make a brief cameo?

What if even Grindelwald hears of Newt because of his new fame?

Oh my lord, consider Tina with long hair.

Consider Queenie with a new hairdo as well.

It kinda concerns me that the last time we’ve been inside Flourish and Blotts was also because of an author guest, and that guest was Gilderoy Lockhart.

Like literally the one and only time we’ve seen Flourish and Blotts was during The Chamber of Secrets. It’s been quite a while.

Oh my god if that deleted scene of Credence following Newt onto the boat is cinematically canon, then what if Credence decides to show himself, one way or another, at the book launch party? How is Newt going to react?

Okay if I keep going this post is never going to end, but I bet later I’m going to formulate more and more theories, so there’ll probably be a part 2 to this.

Stay tuned, folks.

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theblackbooknerd · 7 years ago

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Game Of Thrones: Season 7 episode 6 non spoiler review: Starkbowl, The blue eyed army, Jon Snow (King of my heart), A dragon or two, A tale of the hammerless Gendry, A love song for Tormund and me being absolutely done with Game of Thrones. Because I'm not ready to die and the show wants to kill me.

Note: Even though this is a non spoilery review, it may contain spoilers which will be noted/indicated before they are revealed. All thoughts are just my personal observations and opinions.

Firstly, let’s talk about Arya and Sansa- because that’s some BS right there and I can’t even; at first, I thought Arya and Sansa were playing littlefinger. But from this episode, I am now unsure. D&D, do you truly expect me to believe that these two sisters who haven’t seen each other in years, believed most of their family members to be dead and had no one and nowhere to call home would honestly be fighting like this? I can understand if there were only a slight atmosphere of distrust and/or caution- they didn’t get along even as children and of course now that they’re grown up they’d be trying to get a better feel of eachother, but all full blown bloody starkbowl is not what I had in mind. I mean [SPOILER] Arya (essentially) only threatened to kill Sansa [SPOILER] by saying she could wear her face (can you wear the face of someone living?). I mean maybe threatened is too harsh a word? But Arya’s intention in that scene was certainly to intimidate Sansa. It was working very well. But bravo to my Sansa (Queen of my heart and my Kings heart), for standing her ground. My point is, I find this very unrealistic and if it’s not a ploy planned by my Stark girls, I very well hope they band together in the end (which they will). I just want my baby’s to understand and recognise each others struggle and bloody love eachother.

Now let’s move on to the King of my heart: Jon “I am a King” Snow. Sigh. Jon oh Jon. Why oh why would you do that? No, seriously. I’m very very angry. I saw this coming of course ( I read the spoilers- shame on me). But I seriously can’t even comprehend what you think you’re doing. I WAS ROOTING FOR YOU, WE WERE ALL ROOTING FOR YOU. [MAJOR SPOILER] There was absolutely no need for you to “bend” the knee. She had promised to help you fight the white walkers. She was going to help you fight the blue eyed demons. Soooooooooooooo why did you do that. [Spoiler] My Queen- YOU ONLY KNOW ONE TRUE QUEEN IN THE NORTH WHO’S NAME IS STARK. Sigh. I don’t get where this sudden affection for Dani has come from. It was literally non existent before. It’s either due to his gratitude for her help. Orrrrrrrrr he’s playing the game. He’s killed the boy, recognised her great affection for him, and has decided to use it to his advantage. He’s killed the boy. Hopefully it’s that latter, but I can imagine it being a mix of both. Furthermore Jon Snow, I am very cross with you, but I love you and trust you enough to know that when we are at the end, your duty to the North, to your family, to your one true Queen Sansa Stark will override everything. Including Dani. You’re a man of your word Jon snow. A man of your word.

Ah, Dany. Now this episode, Dany’s character intrigued me immensely. I’m going to start with her wardrobe choice. When she went to help our gang, she transitioned back in to her lighter coloured clothing (to show that she’s actually doing something selfless for the first time in ages). But as soon as she gets back to the boat, she has changed back in to her darker attire (to represent the dark path she’s still walking on). Nothing in GOT is a coincidence, they’ve done this on purpose. To foreshadow. To mirror her actions. I repeat nothing is a coincidence. They even throw in the conversation with Tyrion. Tyrion’s begging her not to go- to do nothing. Not because he wants our blue-eyed demon fighting companions to die- oh no. He does it because he loves her and he’s scared and he doesn’t want to lose her. But Dani refuses. She has to go. She has to help them. Why is this conversation thrown in? I think it’s to give us hope. Last episode Tyrion and Vary’s are having that whole conversation where they are convincing themselves (mostly Tyrion) that what she did to the Tarly’s (my poor Dickon), was justified. When Tyrion says she isn’t her father, Vary’s replies she never will be with the correct consul. And here in episode 6, we perhaps see the earlier version of Dany. Helping people because she wants too, because she sees it as a duty, because it’s the right thing to do. Not the Dany we’ve been seeing recently: a Dani obsessed with the iron throne because she believes it’s her birth right (lol- R+L= J. Targbowl is really on the horizon). And it gives us hope. Perhaps she makes questionable decisions, but she is still good. Nope. As soon as we’re back on the boat, back in to her dark attire to represent her dark path. I mean think about it, [SPOILER], if they wanted to paint her as this truly good leader, why accept Jon bending the knee? If she had said no, I’ll help you either way, no my faith in her would’ve been fully restored. Because she’d be helping Jon not because she got something out of it, but because she recognises the threat the white walkers pose is too real to ignore. I have a love/hate relationship with Dany. I don’t hate Dany, I love her in the way that I love Cersei- not because she’s a good person, because she’s a complex one. When her and Tyrion discuss what happened with the Tarly’s, she calls it necessary. When Tyrion explains other ways they could’ve dealt with it- SHE DISREGARDS HIM. Sigh. There’s so much I could say about Dani but honestly, I’m just not bothered.

The blue eyed army- also known as the White walkers. This paragraph will include spoilers in essentially every sentence, so I suggest you just skip this one. Okayyyyyy- let’s talk about The King of the Blues- or the night King. Whatever. Same thing. This guy is BADASS OKAY. [SPOILERS FROM HERE UNTIL THE END OF THE WHITE WALKER PARAGRAPH] The way he killed Viserion on his first attempt? Yeahhhhhh byeeeeeee. Dude’s just too cool for school. He’s too cool for the North. He’s just cool in general to be honest. I really can’t wait until season 8 and the rest of the books to find out what the WW’s true purpose is. I’m really interested to find out. They really killed my baby Benjen. Who deserved so much more in life- YOU SEE JON. BENJEN DIDN’T DIE FOR YOU TO BEND THE FRICKING KNEE. YOU POMPUS SWINE. YOU ATTRACTIVE BEAST. YOU PANTY DROPPER. Sigh. Jon Snow, King of my heart- he knows nothing. But the White walkers are seriously such an interesting aspect of the show and now that they have a dragon on their side, it’s about to get very very interesting. The wall’s coming down. And the war’s about to begin.

Tormund and a splash of The Hound- I just love Tormund and thought it was wrong to write a review and not mention him. I love him and all the cute things he said about Brienne. And his observation of the Hound was bloody spot on (the hound is another interesting character). [Slight dialouge SPOILER]. “I don’t think you’re really mean, your eyes are sad.” [SPOILER] I just thank the God’s (the old God’s and the new), that they kept him alive as it was a very very close call.

The Hammerless Gendry- A tale: A ROUND OF APPLAUSE FOR BLOODY GENDRY THE HAMMERLESS who indirectly saved our gang. Whom is already loyal to his future “brother” (mwahahaha) in-law and the KITN (forever and always) Jon snow. Who could’ve died but kept running. The true hero of this episode: THE HAMMERLESS GENDRY. [SPOILERS AHEAD BUT IF YOU WANT TO KNOW WHERE HIS HAMMER IS READ ON] Okay, so we’ve captured a WW, just another day in the North you know- no bigie and we’re ready to return to perhaps not the comfort of dragonstone (we are essentially bloody prisoners), but definitely as far away from the blue eyed ones as possible when we find ourselves surrounded by the army. YAY. Bloody brilliant. So what does Jon who knows nothing Snow do. We send our most capable rower- sorry- runner to run back to Dadvos (I do love Daddy Davos) and get a Raven to Dragonstone stat. At first, he refuses to leave bro in-law but Jon tells him he’s the only one who can do it. So he begins to run when The Hound stops him, says he’ll be faster without the hammer and so (hesitantly), Thor- I mean Gendry- entrusts the hammer with The Hound (guess he’s worthy). And that my friends, is how Gendry the Hammerless lost his hammer. And he’s a bloody hero for it. If Gendry didn’t get to Dadvos, Dani wouldn’t have known what was going on and therefore, they’d have been screwed. Gendry is the true hero.

My final thoughts: I enjoyed episode 6 thoroughly (apart from a few bits and bobs) and don’t know what I’m going to do next week when it all ends for maybe two years as opposed to one. It definitely gave me all the feels- I shouted, I jumped, I rolled my eyes, I almost cried (twice) and I got very very angry. I don’t understand where Jon and Dany popped out of but understand its necessity in the show in order to set up Targbowl, The (inevitable) Northern revolt and the fulfilment of Dany’s prophecies (three mounts you must ride… three fires you must light). I can tell Dany is smitten with Jon. Couldn’t say the same for Jon until this episode (poor Jorah). I’m happy the gang is safe for now. And I am impatiently awaiting the arrival of Sam and Gilly at Winterfell. Littlefinger death shall be immensely satisfying. Can’t wait for this foolish Starkbowl to end. The meeting at KL is going to be epic. Dany vs Cersei. Brienne and Jamie reunion. Euron shows his face maybe? A flipping R+L=J REVEAL WOULD BE GREAT. And yeah. I have too many feelings to type coherently, but overall, I quite enjoyed that episode.

I’m on book two of The Ice And Fire series: a clash of kings. And so far, I am enjoying them immensely.

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dil boley oberoi 15 - 18.03.17 lb

i am determined to catch up so that i can watch in real time. coz honestly, binging and being behind is kinda stressing me out a little. ://////

15.03.17

svetlana, girl, WHO IS YOU? ARE YOU ORIGINAL SVETLANA OR KAPOOR SISTER?!?! WHO IS YOUUUUUUUUU?????

I FEEL LIKE AMAR PREM FROM ANDAZ APNA APNA: “pehle hi itna confusion ki shivaay kaun, ulhas kaun, AB YEH LO NAYI CONFUSION... SVETLAAAANAA KAUN????”

... apparently you can just cuddle your boo thang and sleep your drug high off in the middle of a dhaaba...

... in a country where people are harassed for just sitting with a member of the opposite sex. SOUNDS LEGIT.

like where the fuckkkkk did she get all her makeup and earrings and all that shit from?????

OMFG SHE’S CUTTING HER HAIR OFF FOR HIM

GIRL YOU CRAZY. NO MAN IS WORTH IT.

... so she just cut her hair off for nothing???

great, carrot chewing police thinking he’s karamchand.

om. you fucking idiot.

how do you know it’s “ladki ke baal”???? it could be anyone’s hair. it’s a fucking dhaaba ffs, not really known for cleanliness.

whyyyyy the fuck are her clothes on the tree? did she change out here in the open????

lmaoooooo patloooooon kahan hai????

howwww the fuck even did the pants get up there???

oh shittttttttt, canayda bua is snooping around in svetlana’s room.

aw, she’s here to make amends with svetlana.

pffffffttttttttttttttt. of course.

HOW DOES SHE SHOVE ALLLLL THAT HAIRRRRR UNDER THAT WIG???

also, how the fuck did she get rid of her makeup?????

LMAO THE SKIRT MADE OF LEAVESSSSSSSSSS

om’s faceeeeeeeeeeeee

waah, new strain of ‘shrooms makes you hallucinate the wife you abandoned. least fun ‘shrooms ever. everyone stay away from them.

why would chulbul know whose hair it is? you’re the one who woke up with it.

pft. baal ke khushboo. from those 4 strands of hair? this man has the nose of bloodhound, or i call BS.

MAYBE HE’S QUESTIONING HIS GENDER. WHAT’S YOUR PROBLEM OM?

OMG LMAO THE GOATS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

lol look at ommmm enjoyinggggg it

lmaoooo what evennnnnn is this show man.

ouff no one gets a shit about tej, bua-ma. get her a NEW MAN.

ouffffffffffffff. fuckkkkkkkkk you tej.

lmao this policeman is either the smartest one in the world, or the most unprofessional.

omkara be like “idgaf about the murdered priest gimme my info”

om has turned into shivaay completely.

ho don’t do it. don’t do it.

HE DID IT. HE USED THE OBEROI NAME.

lmaoooo after using his surname, he’s like “i don’t use my surname”

oh jesus om’s gonna trespass a crime scene.

OMKARA WHAT EVEN IS YOUR LIFE THESE DAYS?!?! I MISS THE DAYS WHERE YOU USED TO JUST HANG OUT BY THE POOL WITH YOUR BROTHERS AND MAAROFY GHATIYA SHAYARI.

16.03.17

lorddddddddd above the overacting.

i suppose om is used to it, having lived with rudra all his life.

can’t believe SUCH GHATIYA OVERACTING got them in.

lol is sab ke beech mein bhi bulbul current maarti hai.

ouffffo dharam patni, svetlana makeup ki dukaan, toh tu sanskaar ki dukaan. just shut up and get the papers.

om be like wait a second, i think i’m horny for this barely legal boy-man.

LMAO “pehle hi itna current marta hai, ab toh bijli ki taar hi pakad li”

THOOOOKIYE LMAO LMAO LMAO

ugh why is this boy so goshdarn cute i love him so much what a puppy he is i love him i love him i love him <3333333333

A se anaar, B se bhutta, C se chulbul... lollllllll

hahahahaha

damn those are some hiiiiiiigh heels on the officer’s shoes.

ok... the documents state svetlana’s surname as kapoor. meaning SVETLANA is the oldest kapoor sister... so now the question is, who’s the real svetlana kapoor????? this one here, or the one in the freezer????

... what exactly was svetlana’s plan, hiding on TOP of the cupboard????? she’s even worse than fake!shivaay at hiding.

but... it worked. none of these idiots saw her... not even the police officer.

IF THEM GETTING THE DOCUMENTS DIDN’T MATTER, WHY DID YOU COME HERE TO DELETE THE FILE AND MURDER THE PRIEST IN THE PROCESS, YOU PSYCHO?!?!!?!?!

HOW IS CHULBUL NOT SEEING SVETLANA PERCHED ON TOP OF THE CUPBOARD!!!!!

what a namak haraam this chulbullllll is.

oh shit. svetlana’s got it outttt for chulbul.

ouff tej and his issues.

OMFG JHANVI, HONESTLY.

like tej is fucking horribleeee, but he’s honestly not wrong. WHY WON’T SHE DIVORCE HIM AFTER EVERYTHINGGGGG HE’S DONEEE?!?!?!

oh boy. the amazing race to get to mumbai is on.

oh ho uske beech mein bulbul ki wig sarak rahi hai...

oh no oh no oh no tej is here to check on svetlana.

can’t you see she’s asleep???

ok stop being a fucking creeper, tej.

oh shitttttt tej’s gonna snoop around her roooom.

such a huuuuuuuuuge sim card? it’s not going to fit in anything but the oldass nokia phones.

LMAO IS SHE GONNA STEAL ANOTHER TRUCK?

OMG THE OWNER OF THE FIRST TRUCK HAHAHAHA

yeah why even did you hold on to the photo if you didn’t want it to ever be seen??

OMFG SVETLANA ON ROLLERSKATES HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

17.03.17

om, is it really necessary to dragggggggggg chulbul???

oh shit, she’s going to murder the kid for calling her aunty.

honestly, same though. why don’t you shut up you little twerps. aunty hogi teri maaa.

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I CAN’T EVEN.... THIS SCENE IS THE BEST THING I’VE SEEN EVER IN MY LIFE

1. THE MUSIC - HAYE HAYE MIRCHIIIIIIII OUFF OUFFF MIRCHIIIIIIII

2. IT’S LIKE 250 KM FROM PANCHGANI TO MUMBAI, IS SHE GONNA RIDE LIKE THAT FOR ALLLLLLL THAT DISTANCE?????

3. WILL OM NEVERRRRR LOOK IN THE REAR VIEW MIRROR FOR THE ENTIRE DRIVE HOME?

actually, knowing the way ppl drive in india... probably not.

i love bua ma’s canayyyydian accent.

“TITTARRR HO JAAAAA, DISAPPEAR!” lmaoooooooooo

lmao wow, svetlana made it. all the 250 km.

om, stop being so bosssy! ugh. such a shivaay you’re turning into.

lmaooooooo svetlana calling herselffff a dayan. come on girl, you hot af. even after roller skating 250 km!

omggggg chulbul saw her in panchgani???

ouffffoh aiiiiwaiiii ka time waste.

waaah, svetlana is a ventriloquist too!

MOVE FASTER, CHULBUL.

“chorrrrr kahinkaaa!” hee hee

SVETLANA, HOW ARE YOU GOING TO EXPLAIN THE CHANGE IN WARDROBE??????

godddddd, this scene is 50 shades of ridiculousssssssssssss!

FINISHHHHHHHH HIMMMMMMMMM, SVETLANAAAA!!!!!

OMFG SHE’S GONNA CUTTTTTT OPEN HER FACEEEEEEEEEE!

god, suchhhhhh a time waste of an episode.

svetlana hired chulbul for herself, but om’s commandeered him for himself.

baahar hi khada tha, toh why didn’t you see the two svetlanas???? this show is so fucking stupid is2g

OUFF OH NOT THE BLOODY TIME FOR FLASHBACKS AND 90S MUSIC

this episode is truly testing myyyyyyy patience

whyyyyyyyyy is om getting so angry for NOTHING

... is it okay for frozen svetlana to be out of the freezer for so long??? won’t she... decompose?

MARI HUI SVETLANA???? OMG SHE’S DEAD????? WHO IS SHE THOUGH????

meanwhile bua ma is running an interrogation of her own. jesus, is this really an issue worth pulling all the servants from their assigned duties????

whennnnnnnnnnn will om get over his ‘SH’ obsession with the way chulbul talks?

LMAO OM’S FACE AT THE DESCRIPTION OF THE DUNGEON AND FREEZER BS

oh boyyy. looks like om’s gonna take a trip down into the tehkhaana.

18.03.17

SVETLANA, GIRL!!!!!!!!! FASTERRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!

.... wait what did she do with the trolley and the body????? where did they go????? did she just shove them into the void????

om’s looking @ chulbul like “finally i’m no longer the biggest charasiiiii in this house”

OUFF OH CHULBUL, FIGURE IT OUT FASTER!!!!!!!

SO OM KNEW ABOUT IT ALL ALONG??????? AIWAIIII YOU WERE GASLIGHTING CHULBUL??!?!?! WHY??????

... the lights were flashing all the while anyway???? like... why would she be SUDDENLY alarmed?

ok om, do you really have time to be playing mind games and being a little shit right now????

“koood ke, aur kaise?” lolololol

seriously om, do you have time to keep wasting like this?????

looks like om’s embraced his bisexuality if he’s this comfortable to be grabbing and embracing chulbul in the most non platonic manner. not to mention the intense eye sex.

WHATTTTT? WHERE DID SHE DISAPPEAR WITHHHH THE CHESTTTTTTTTTTTTTT?????

ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhh gauri you and your memory issues are so fucking annoying

... how long is svetlana hoping to hang on to this corpse??? like... eventually it’s going to decompose.

lmaooooo, svetlanaaaa and her annoyance with these two idiots is soooooo me. i’m this close to cutting MY FACE open and scaring these assholes to death.

loving svetlana’s “byeeeeeee bitchhhhh” face

ouffffoh bua ma really needs to get a hobby.

howwww nice of the servants to instantly spilllllll to svetlana. she’s just that terrifying.

i loveeee how svetlana constantly gives herself pep talks OUT LOUD. maybe that’s the secret of her confidence. i should try it.

chulbulllllll, why wouldn’t you tell om that you saw svetlana in panchgani????

ughhhhh, bhagwannnnnn talk againnnn.

^^^^^^ my face every time chulbul does the throwing the candy thing.

OM, STOP GETTING ANGRY FOR NOTHINGGGGGGGGGGG. YOU’RE SUCH A LOSERRRRR.

lmaooooo idharrrr bhi svetlana/bua ma ego issues.

godddddddd buaaa ma, why are you so concerned about this damn photo.

yehhhhhhhhhhhhhhh giriiiii sariiiiiiii. svetlana seems to be kameeni’s rishtedaar in the dept of falling saris.

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