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Gay as heck
#me#2023#I get to have my birthday party today! 🤗#it’s gonna be so sweet and girly#we’re gonna swim and play mermaids#and build flower bouquets#I brought all my loveliest vases so everyone can take one home instead of gift bags#we’re gonna dress up like fairies#and I got twister toooo#AND I have NOT ONE ☝🏼 but TWO ✌🏼 STRIPPERS#I’m so cool lmao#they’re just the girlies but that’s the joke I’ve been running with#oh and eat dirt cups ☺️#like with the pudding and a gummy worm 🪱#trying to give my inner child the birthday party she needs#lil outfits
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ENTRY THREE - chap. 50 to end
spoilers ahead
i don’t remember what happened
yay
i know what happened tho
i’m not going to tell you 😋
suck it ha!
wakey wakey
katharine hmm
A SCAVENGER HUNT?
WHAT
THEY KNOW EACH OTHER???
YES PEOPLE WHI ARE RACIST GO FUCK YOURSELF
AND MAKE JT HURT
WHAT
WXCUSE ME
WHAT THE HELL
saturday mornings
not a scavenger hunt then?
SYOP WITH GEB POV SWICTHSZ
i js realized both of the boys are dealing with their fathers
skye might be a pretty name but the human is actually vile
hmm
MY GID SAVANNAH
if gray hurts himself I WILL SUE
HAHAHA HIS HELLO THING IS THE CUTEST EVWR
IM GONNA CRY
CRY INTO MY BOWL OF INSATNT RAMBEN
ehehehe thomas thomas?
EW EW EW EW EW EWWWWW EUGH EW EW EW
EAHEHEJ SEE JDWB CSS EJR
WHAT THE FUCJ IS THAT BITVH SOING HERE
IM GOING TO FUCKING MILL HER
IT ACTUALLY THAT BITCH ISNT A PERSON
bitch…
YOU WILL BE FUCKING DEAD
AUGHHHH
THIS IS LIKE THE SECOND TIME GRAY HAS HAD A GUN PULLED ON HIM BECAUSE OF YOU
KYS
i bet IT sounds like a wet dog
but an ugly dog not a cute dog
what the hell
LET ME JS EAT MY BROWNIES IN PEACE FOR GODS SAKE
no we no we NO. WE.
AUGHHHH
bitch ☺️
KILL YOURSELT
she talks like she’s so wise and blah blah and respected but no
everyone HATES HER GUTS
DONT CALL HIM TAHT YOU ADRESS HIM AS FUCKING MR. HAWTHORNE OR SMTH STFU
you’re alone?
KILL YOURSELF THEN YOULL BE IN HELL WITH ALL THE OTHER DEMKNS
one
I DONT CARE NO ONE CARES
why I HATT YWOU
FUCK YOU
KILL YOURSELF
throw her in the pool
DROWN HER
it’s a promise I WILL ENTER THIS FUCKING BOOK AND PUT YOU SIX FEET UNDER
WHAT HAPPENED
oh hi nash ☺️
AND XANDER AHENDKKW
anyway WHY IS GIGI UNCONSCIOUS???
oh
oh gigi
awww ticklish gray
i love her SO MUCH
FOUR CUPS OF COFFEE
MY GOD GIGI
omg it’s like me after the sols times one hundred
I HATE POV SWITCHING
I DONT CAREEEEE ABOUT JAMESON
well
anywayyyy
😕😕😕
please don’t get distracted, we know your girlfriend is hot but don’t
we’ll celebrate
we know
le oop
A HINT???
NOT A POV SWITCH
fhehsha HIS SISTERS 🥰🥰
NOT A FLASHBACK
eugh
THROWING UP 🤮
it’s her
em*ly 🤢🤢
ughhhhh
IM GONNA SCREAM WHERE IS MY AVERY
😳😳😳
NO???
EXCUSE ME
i don’t really think you do love them
ARGH
WHACKING RN
oh. poor gray.
LYRA 😍😍
she’s alive bro
OH MY GOD
i’m back bitches
EWWWW
I CANNIT WITH BLOODY DIRT FINGERS
ARGHHH
bribing
my favorite
GIGI 😭
no it’s alright girl i’d do the same
oh.
I LOVE ACACIA OMG
SHES WIDNERFUL
POOKIE
I FORGIT ABKR THE BUTCH
awww 🥰
cookies 🍪
😐😐😐
I CANNOT WITH THESE POV SWITCHES
UGH MORW BLOUD
AVERY WHAT THE FUCK
so no one won the game
JAHAHAH
oh ☹️
he’s really lonely
IS IT THAT BITCH
EUGHHB EVEN WORDE ITS UGLY GUY
is he dead?
WHAT THE FUCK
HUH
EUGH
UGLY GUY WHAT
GIGI WHAT
btw maisie peters IS gigi
eve is a bitch who should be six feet under
huh
awww 🥰
no now i’m crying
ohhhhh shittyttttt
oh.
AAYLDUXC
my heart HAS BEEN RIPPED OUT
tears on my pillow
THATS TERRIBLE MINDSET
THAT FUCKING RXCUSE OF A GRANDFATHER MESSED THEM SO BAD
is zella alice?
she’s right. rich white boys het farrr in life
oh
BRUH
LYRA 😍😍😍
BITCH WHAT DO YOU MEAN
YOU PULLED A GUN ON HIM AND YOU EXPECT TO BE BESTIES
WHATTTTT
bitch jamie can’t even come
he needs to laugh
stop 💀
omg that would be fucking terrifying
gigi and gray’s relationship means so much to me
well i already knew that so hahaha
BITCHBBBHBBV
I HAVE NEVER HAGED SOMEONE MORE THAN THIS FUCKING BITCHASS IF A GIRL
why would you end a book like that?
now i am going to go chug some coffee and we are jumping straight into the grandest game
the end.
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heellooo it’s me again!! ^^ AHJSJSKSKS you are seriously so good at writing 😭❤️ can you pls do a fluff fic for kaeya with: (for the event again hehe ^^)
“Well I wanted to say I love you without falling on my face but... that didn’t seem to work out”
thank u sm !! i hope you don’t stress yourself out! and stay hydrated <3
Synopsis: the prompt “well I wanted to say I love you without falling on my face but... that didn’t seem to work out.”
Warnings: none!
Game/ fandom: genshin impact
Character: Kaeya
Event: 1000 followers special! If you’d like to request then the link to the prompts is below!
Pronouns for reader: gender neutral/ not mentioned
A/n: why hello again! I have no clue when you requested this so... if I’m super late then I’m sorry :’). But aside from that, I’m glad you like my writing ☺️. Fr though it just makes me super happy :D so, I hope you enjoy and have an amazing day/ afternoon/ night! And take care of yourself!
You and Kaeya typically had a sort of date night every once and a while. You’d go to Angels share and then walk... somewhere. Didn’t matter where it was typically late at night so you couldn’t go too far. So as to change it up a bit on one certain occasion you went to windrise.
Gazing upon the giant tree that looks over mondstadt kaeya walked a ways behind you, he was a little tipsy but not so bad to the point where you’d need to keep a close eye on him.
“Y/n there’s something I need to tell you.” Kaeya said almost hesitantly you turned around to see him looking nervous but is clearly trying to hide it. “Hm? What’s up kaeya?” You said. Kaeya took a few steps forward and opening his mouth to speak, only to be met with... dirt. He fall on his face.
“Oh my god! Are you ok?” You said kneeling down he didn’t raise his head. But he was fine and still conscious, just embarrassed. He’d rather eat dirt than face you right now. He nodded his head into the ground and you stared laughing. “Kaeya hahaha, c’mon look at me.” You said through your laughter. He crossed his arms, and propped his head on them. You removed a few blades of grass from his hair and softly laughed.
“What happened there?” You said referring to his... incident. Kaeya shrugged and said, “well I wanted to say I love you without falling on my face but... that didn’t seem to work out.” any laughter you had prior to him saying that was gone now. Your face full of shock. “You love me...?” You said moving to sit In front of him.
He quirked an eyebrow at your question, and moved so his crossed arms were near his chest, so he’d gain a ever so slight bit of height while he was laying on his stomach. “Of course I do, who doesn’t honestly?” He said a smile on his face. Though it wasn’t his typical teasing smirk it was a happy, and loving smile that was only reserved for you. You cupped his face in your hands and kissed his forehead saying, “I love you too dork.”
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