#AND I have NOT ONE โ๐ผ but TWO โ๐ผ STRIPPERS
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Gay as heck
#me#2023#I get to have my birthday party today! ๐ค#itโs gonna be so sweet and girly#weโre gonna swim and play mermaids#and build flower bouquets#I brought all my loveliest vases so everyone can take one home instead of gift bags#weโre gonna dress up like fairies#and I got twister toooo#AND I have NOT ONE โ๐ผ but TWO โ๐ผ STRIPPERS#Iโm so cool lmao#theyโre just the girlies but thatโs the joke Iโve been running with#oh and eat dirt cups โบ๏ธ#like with the pudding and a gummy worm ๐ชฑ#trying to give my inner child the birthday party she needs#lil outfits
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