#AND I have NOT ONE ☝🏼 but TWO ✌🏼 STRIPPERS
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#me#2023#I get to have my birthday party today! 🤗#it’s gonna be so sweet and girly#we’re gonna swim and play mermaids#and build flower bouquets#I brought all my loveliest vases so everyone can take one home instead of gift bags#we’re gonna dress up like fairies#and I got twister toooo#AND I have NOT ONE ☝🏼 but TWO ✌🏼 STRIPPERS#I’m so cool lmao#they’re just the girlies but that’s the joke I’ve been running with#oh and eat dirt cups ☺️#like with the pudding and a gummy worm ����#trying to give my inner child the birthday party she needs#lil outfits
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