#oh and also alhaitham

[thedemises]

MISS CLORINDE I LOVE YOUUUU PLEASE COME HOME TO ME WHEN YOUR BANNER IS OUTTTTTTT

ALSO LOOK AT THEMMMMM EVERYONE LOOKS SO CUTE AS CHIBISS :DDDDDD

[rubikor]

5⭐️ sword people my favourite brand

[electric-plants]

cyno: dating you has been immensely beneficial to me

alhaitham: wow such romantic phrasing. i’m swooning.

cyno: i mean it, you’re very distracting for me so i’ve been improving my focusing skills while trying to keep my mind off of you at work

alhaitham: no one else would find this romantic

cyno: i wasn’t trying to be romantic, i was expressing my sincere appreciation for your impact in improving skills vital to my job

alhaitham: regardless of your intentions, i am, unfortunately, finding this to be extremely romantic

[cynyari]

Tighnari is Kavetham's no.1 hater because he sees how much Kaveh holds Alhaitham's opinion to a high regard even if he won't admit it and that Alhaitham isn't good at communication and he'll eventually say something and Kaveh will jump to some conclusion and spiral and then Tighnari will have to be the one to help his friend out of it afterwards

Cyno is Kavetham's no.2 hater cause he thinks alhitham is a dickhead and doesn't like his ass

[hrsshoe]

[temeyes]

he calls me lummox once and i've never been the same

[ichore]

I wonder how many times you think we can tease alhaitham in the library before he snaps and ends up edging us under the table?

tags, warnings: alhaitham x afab!reader, reader is a librarian, they're in a relationship, alhaitham is a busy man but god knows even he can't resist you, fingering, public sex

wc: 707

The tired, golden hue of the late afternoon Sun seeped through the stained glass windows of the House of Daena. The fragrances of fresh ink and old parchment mixed in the air, merely the knock of your heels disturbed the stillness of the library as you made your way across the building to sit next to the Scribe.

He whispered a hi before his attention darted back to his paperwork, his hand writing his signature expertly before adding the next paper to the enormous pile on his desk. You pouted; although you knew what it meant to be a Scribe for him, it never not felt like you were robbed of your time together, even if you were a librarian and you got to see him everyday. You tried your best not to forget he has his own office, but he sacrificed the peace and the quiet solitude of his own space to see more of you.

“Have you checked your messages?” you asked, whispering as a habit despite the library sounding hollow. You dragged your finger along the edge of the mahogany table as you made your way behind his back. His headphones flickered with a vibrant green light, letting you know that he sound proofed himself and he probably didn't even know that you two were alone. Your hands found his collarbones, your fingers kneading the tension in his shoulders before traveling down to his broad chest as you kissed him on the cheek. A pleased huff of air left your nostrils at the sight of his bulge being bigger than usual - meaning he did see your messages and the pictures of you in lingerie as the attachments.

The sound of the wooden chair being pulled out from under the table was echoing loudly in the emptiness of House of Daena before you took your seat next to him. Bored, you took a piece of already signed paper into your hand and began to lazily run your gaze across the written words; THE RESEARCH OF HILICHURLIAN LINGUISTICS. Was it not for Alhaitham looking mighty handsome next to you, perhaps you would've had interest in the paper. Your free hand found the hard muscles of his thigh, your eyes stayed on the paper as you began to massage the sensitive skin of his inner thigh before your fingers traveled upwards. A smirk curved your lips upward as you noticed the growth of his shaft, the frequency of his sighs as you teased him under the table - yet, it was Alhaitham, and it still felt like forever before he finally had enough and his half gloved hand made its way under your skirt.

“Fuck,” he cursed under his breath at the feeling of your wetness pooling and waiting for him between your thighs. His face remained the same, but his fingers shook with excitement as they began to run along your slit, wetting themselves with your sticky nectar before he moved into your clit in circular motions. Your bosom rapidly rose against his bicep as he took it as an indicator to how close you were, which made his cock leave its own mess as a wet stain on his pants. He could not take it anymore, the green of his eyes glance at you with carnal curiosity as he dropped his pen to remove his headphones. “Not caring about what people think is usually my forte, but you're beating me to it this time.”

“Love,” you started with a smile before pressing your lips against his, your grip on his cock tightening as you felt his precum roll onto your fingers. He was so adorable with the confused furrow of his brows when you slightly pulled away to brush your nose against his. “It's past 7, no one is here, but you and me.”

It took everything in you not to giggle loudly at the sight of him looking around and realizing that you were right, but your joy escaped in a yelp as he gingerly grabbed you by the back of your neck into a passionate kiss as easily grabbed your thighs and put your ass onto the table, and he groaned. “Well, in that case, I'm going to fuck you right here.”

[redthemarten]

New quests schmests and banners schmanners, I CAN NOW PLAY CARDS AGAINST WRIO. BEST UPDATE IN A WHILE.

[neuvifuri]

i did the whole kaveh hangout and it was perfect, but the part i most come back to is when kaveh’s mom met alhaitham’s parents and was like “these guys are so fucking boring and weird, i don’t think we’ll be friends” when, if they had lived, they would have been her son’s in-laws

[fischlcatgirl]

truly the thing that sucks about kaveh is that there is nothing he would love to say more than like an exasperated jesus fucking christ. but he cant because jesus doesnt exist within the world of genshin impact. this is a true tragedy

[mintjeru]

a lazy morning in fontaine

open for better quality | no reposts

[indilaras]

Desert Gang Week 2024

Day 1: comfort and trust + showing affection

a silly one to start! (I guess this is also sort of Modern AU?)

ID: a drawing of Candace from Genshin Impact, alongside Cyno, Dehya, and Alhaitham as cats. Candace is wearing dark shorts and a white tank top with a crescent moon and flower symbol; she is sitting on a soft orange surface, right eye closed, smiling. Cyno (white cat with black patterns) is on hanging on her right shoulder, tail up, looking at her and smiling. Alhaitham (gray cat with white on the tips of his ear) is under her right arm, eyes closed and smiling, leaning against her torso. Dehya (brown cat with lighter brown/yellow accents) is on her lap, also smiling with her eyes closed. The background is a sandy-brown square with faint three heart-shapes. End ID.

[electric-plants]

listen sometimes i just think that when cyno heard alhaitham was going to be acting grand sage he immediately started begging and pleading to be able to go and personally rub it in azar’s face

[brainrot-jikan]

i think more people should ship alhaitham/cyno for the simple fact that it is funny.

listen, they both viciously fought each other on sight and there were witnesses. for cyno he was to take alhaitham in for official questioning, and alhaitham wouldn't kill cyno because it would be such a pain to try to go back to his day job after the coup was over if he was found guilty of murder. but no one knows that. people saw them try to kill each other. twice. and people talk.

post coup alhaitham and cyno go back to normal completely, no beef, no hard feelings, and no one would believe it. everyone would be so scared of inviting them to the same meeting, because yeah sure they both begrudgingly came together to stop the government from being a total dickwad, but that doesn't mean they'll tolerate each other now. cyno has a well-known dislike for scholars and alhaitham is, you know, alhaitham.

so the entire academia bands together to help keep them away from each other, for the safety of everyone. they run interference campaigns. they try to bait cyno out of the office when alhaitham shows up to the academia unexpectedly. they make sure any paperwork that has to be approved from one side or the other not go directly to cyno or alhaitham, to make things will stay up and functional. because who KNOWS what either would do if they crossed paths a THIRD time, especially after whatever crap nonsense alhaitham has pulled recently.

so imagine if they actually got along GREAT now (for their own individual scales of "great") and would willingly chose to spend time in each other's company. then imagine some poor undergrad walking into alhaithams office while cyno was there. poor undergrad would have an entire heart attack.

[iridescentmirrorsgenshin]

Just kaveh claiming alhaitham has no romantic bone in his body only to be proved flagrantly incorrect

[lvnesart]

I'm not a huge fan of Zhongli x Xiao because I like the idea of them having a father son dynamic more, but your fanart of it looks nice 👍🙂

I know.

Trust me when i say that every time I draw them I am fully expectant that some of yall are gonna tell me you like them as father and son.

I dont.

To me they make out actually.