#oh also they're both thicc

[ash-and-starlight]

Hello Ash.

I just finished She Who Became the Sun and I’m crying. Dying. Dead. Deceased. Thank you for jumpstarting the ripping out, stepping on, roasting, and eating of my heart that has just transpired.

Aside from the obvious Zhu and Ouyang, what’s your favorite character parallel in the first book?

HIII thank you THANK YOU im so happy the propaganda got you too <33 and HMM much to think about!! I will say that it's been a couple of years (I think?) since I read swbts so the details are fuzzy but one of my fave parallels are between Ouyang and Baoxiang, especially for how strong they become in hwdtw too. They are both seen as lesser and not conforming to the "male" mongol ideal, ouyang because he's a eunuch, wbx because he's not a warrior. They both go against their roles in a very explicit and performative way: ouyang by becoming a war machine and truly embodying the masculinity of a mongol warrior despite his inability to truly ever being considered one bc of his mutilation, wbx by refusing to become a warrior and acting super feminine (genuinely don't remember how much of it is genuine and how much is out of sheer spite but id say at some point the lines got blurred for him too. the guy has Problems.) Something something "femininity" being forced on someone vs being choosen and its Consequences. They hate each other. they're scheming together. they're scheming against each other. they loved Esen. they had to kill him. being gay is a curse. being gay is a game and i am winning. they fucked each other in a parallel reality. and most importantly they're twinks. this does not even begin to cover how insane their dynamic truly is.

[maydayfireball]

what do u people want from me

[randoimago]

Headcanons of Peter B. Parker, Miguel, The Spot, and Hobie have a crush on an oblivious reader?

Crushing on an Oblivious Reader

Fandom: Spiderverse

Character(s): Hobie, Peter B. Parker, Miguel, The Spot

Type of Request: Headcanons

Note(s): God I love the idea of these specific people having a crush on an oblivious reader because I feel like it's just chaos no matter where you look. All of them are v dramatic for different reasons tho

Hobie

Oh he finds your oblivious to be very amusing. At first, he thought you were ignoring his advances to spite him for some reason (which he'd respect it). But then he just realizes that you don't get it.

Honestly, not too surprising you don't pick up on his advances. He doesn't do things the typical way. Flowers? Chocolates? Like hell he'd contribute to capitalism to flirt with you. He also doesn't really flirt with you with the standard "your eyes are pretty" "you look cute today" yeah no. It's definitely "hey, let's go to this protest and shout ACAB at any cops that walk by"

The most "romantic" (he doesn't believe in romance) thing he does is play his guitar for you. Even then it's lots of loud noises but he throws all of his emotions into it so that's something.

Miguel

Considering he doesn't even try to make it obvious that he likes you, it's no wonder you haven't realized. Hardly anyone knows that he's even "flirting" with you (making you 'employee of the month' isn't flirting, it does make Lego Spider-Man suspicious tho).

He's nicer to you than others, but that's something that even he is oblivious to and if Lyla or Peter mentions it then he denies as a defense mechanism. You deny it because you really don't see it.

The funny thing is, Lyla has gone behind his back to send you cute messages and stuff from his email but even those you don't get (and he doesn't know she does it) so now she's getting frustrated on his behalf.

Peter

He is gradually going insane with how you're not picking up on his advances. He's given you flowers, chocolates, he's said really dumb dad jokes to leave a smile on your face. But if anyone mentions your relationship it's always, "Yeah he's a good friend!" and he dies inside.

Has gone to Miles and Gwen for help. He can't believe he resorted to asking teenagers for help hitting on you and he can't believe he's trying to follow their ideas. (he mentioned looking up "how to flirt" and when the word "thicc" left his mouth, it caused an uproar)

Honestly wanted to get the sweatpants out and brood because maybe if he looks like a sad hobo then you'll give him attention. His doctor told him he'd die without your attention so please notice him before he goes bald.

Spot

Does not know how to flirt so your obliviousness is both understandable and killing him because he's trying. He's trying so hard and it's so pathetic. Especially because when he fails with his flirts, the self-consciousness kicks in and then he's just sad.

His words are stutters, he has tried to steal you flowers only for one of his spots to grab a cactus instead (which he ended up pricking himself with and now needs tweezers). Wanted to win you a teddy bear at a carnival cause that's cute, right? But he can't find a damn dimension with a carnival! (unless you count the spider society cause they're a whole circus)

Would probably just end up so dejected because he's tried so hard and has finally chalked it up to you not getting his advances because you don't want to. Why would you even like someone covered in spots like him? You trying to comfort him doesn't really help either. Maybe he'll sadly confess to you, maybe he'll die alone, who knows at this point.

[zoi-no-miko]

ALL DAVID ALL THE TIME

The Sideshow David figurine arrived this week, joining the Cult King "Santa Carla Blood Suckers" figure and the little David Funkos - just in time for Halloween!

The head sculpt is much smaller and quite different. Both are a pretty nice likeness of young Kiefer. I like Sideshow 's more wild hairstyle, but also love the hint of softness in the Cult King sculpt.

The Sideshow accessories are also smaller, but VERY nice quality, especially the "glass" blood bottle. Costuming is pretty on par with each other. Sideshow's navy shirt is a bit weird, but the patterned jacquard lining inside his peacoat is EXQUISITE and really shows how intentional this product was designed (since it shows when he hangs upside down from the *shudder* finger toes.)

I'm not sure what kind of body Sideshow uses as standard. Sadly the heads Don't fit on the standard hot toys neck, so I can't just make a third David without a bit of customization. 😉

The Hot Toys body also means the Cult King DOES come with Extra Beefy Thigh Options, for all your THICC David needs.

As for the finger toes.... oh my God. These things are so gross. I can't believe they are in my house right now. 😭

Click for a closeup of finger-toes and making out with Jack Bauer. 🤣

GOD THEY'RE SO GROSS 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤮

Here's a pallet cleanser! The best thing about the sideshow sculpt being so much smaller is he can finally make out with my tiny Jack Bauer head. 🤣❤️

[takeachillpillshawty]

Very specific TWST head cannons

Jack was accidentally given alcohol by a third year at a party because they thought he was also a third year.

Ruggie would make bets with students if they can guess Jack's age correctly.

Malleus would stay back at after the final class of the day just to sing, he likes the sound of the empty class room. He stopped doing that because a rumor about a "haunted class" was spreading.

Sebek yelled so hard one time, he couldn't talk the next day due to the pain.

Vil watches those self care videos, as in the earwax removal, black head removal, technically any of those gross removal videos. It's a guilty pleasure of his.

Cater is a hot cheeto girl, he and Idia would make ramen and put hot cheetos in it.

Silver is a heavy sleeper...like heavy sleeper. One time a fire broke out in Diasomnia and everyone was screaming. Only after the fire was out did he wake up.

Malleus used to talk to stuff animals as a kid.

Sebek monologues to himself, and everyone can hear him.

Sebek when he was a kid chased another child with a broken ruler for saying Malleus' name in vain.

Riddle and Jamil have this weird friendship, basically it's just them trying to relax but remembering there are idiots who are in the dorms and can't rest until they get things done.

Each dorm has their own WiFi router, Idia usually hacks into the others in case Ignihyde's one is down or he just want to see people's search history.... Let's just say he's not comfortable around certain classmates.

Idia permanently puts Ortho on child lock so people won't ask him to look up not so friendly things on the internet.

Ortho can get sick from viruses or corrupted data he accidentally downloaded.

Jade and Rook have a passive aggressive rivalry. Like imagine them in the botanical garden having lunch and Jade handed him a poison mushroom infused tea and Rook just 'accidentally' pours it in a plant watching it wither. While looking Jade dead in the eyes, both have smiles on there faces, as they passive aggressively try to kill each other.

Cater x Jade or Rook would be so fucking funny. Like imagine dating the most dangerous students in the school but hey at least the dick is crazy.

Trey has a collection of his baby teeth and his siblings baby teeth on his night stand. No-one brings it up...ever.

another reason why Cater doesn't eat sweets is because he'll get a tooth ache just eating a smore.

A student once asked Crewel if it was possible to make 'crack' in potionology..... Crewel wasn't getting paid enough for this.

Crowley has committed tax evasion.

Azul Is thicc. I said what I said, and don't boo me. I'm right.

Ruggie is banned from Monstro Lounge due to finding loop holes in Azul's contracts and getting free stuff.

Malleus hates cake with too much frosting, It defeats the purpose of the cake.

Malleus would use fae circles to teleport prefect to him.

Floyd likes to just bite things, especially his phone case.

Rook takes the best photos.

Sometimes people forget that Vil is an actor and model, so when seeing him in a movie, commercial or magazine they just get jump scared and remembered .

" oh yeah....Housewarden Vil is a celebrity.."

I think prefect is desensitized to meeting famous or high status people that they're not a big deal to them. Imagine Prefect going to a cafe and THE KALIM AL ASIM Is paying for their drink, everyone is shocked that someone who's richer than royalty is paying for you and all you say is " Oh thanks Kalim. "

I feel like up to book 6 every dorm leader helped out in repairing Ramshackle adding there own piece of their dorms in there. A gaming room from Idia, A luxurious bathroom with skin care supplies and designer clothes from Vil, pantry and groceries from Heartslaybul and Scarabia and a cook book from Trey and Jamil respectively. An indoor and outdoor pool from Savannah claw, wallpaper and decor from Azul, and finally furniture and jewelry from Malleus.

[dovahkinniez]

I genuinely love your blog so much, I've definitely binged a few times haha. I was wondering if you'd do a NSFW alphabet for Kaidan from skyrim? I hope you have a wonderful Christmas and holiday season!

` 𖤓 . . . NSFW ALPHABET: KAIDAN.

Oh my god. You absolute angel. Thank you so much! I hope you have a wonderful Christmas/holiday season too, love.

So then, I expected either Kaidan or Farkas to be requested for this, I was right. Let's get into it. (I'm excited HAHA) ps. This hasn't been proof-read, any mistakes ignore, if I change any that's means I've had the motivation to read though... Enjoy anyway!

18+ only!! Sexual content ahead. Minors dni.

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

Kaidan is a naturally rough man with a rough outlook on life, but this doesn't apply to the aftercare he gives you. He loves the intimacy of feeling your bodies close after sex, in a non-sexual way where he feels you both calm down.

He likes to hold you, to help wash each other between sweet kisses and light conversations. After a rough session he'll massage you, you massage him and it's like a little bonding session between you both. He loves to be just a pampered and as looked after as you are after sex. He finds it more intimate than the act beforehand.

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

His: he likes his arms, hands and shoulders. They're strong and big. He likes how his arms hold you, move you about. He likes how his shoulders cage over you, how they hold your legs over them when he goes down, he loves how his hands make you feel.

Yours: your thighs and stomach. Doesn't matter how big or small. He loves them. To grab, kiss, bite, rest his head on. To hold when he fucks you. If you have a tummy he will grab during sex, it drives him wild. I see him liking a thicc mf. (Yum)

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)

I see him as someone who cums quite a lot. He's a horny mf and when he shoots, he shoots. He likes to cum in you, likes to fuck it further in you, to watch it ooze around you both. And on your stomach and chest too.

I think he strays away from doing it in your mouth for the simple reason he doesn't want it to be too much, if you're okay with a literal mouthful then go ahead, but you'd have to tell him you want it.

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Hehe. He likes to watch and hear you pleasure yourself. He will pretend he's asleep if you do it beside him late at night. One eye open as he watches you. He doesn't touch himself, he doesn't interrupt. He finds it hotter letting himself rile up so he can wake up tomorrow and fuck it out his system with you. He's never told you he's done this multiple times and he won't because he wants it to happen again. And again.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

He has experience. Fuckin hell. I suggest you don't ask his body count, unless you want to leave with a bruise on your ego. Thing is though, you're the only one he's ever loved. He's had sex, a lot of it but never with people he loves or even really likes. Most he couldn't even tell you their name.

But all this experience has lead him to know what to do and what not to do. He knows what he's doing, and he's really good at it too. So say thanks to the many others before you, because you're his last and you get the best sex ever.

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying)

I'd say he's a switch, with a huge dominant lean.

He loves it when you ride him. Laid back relaxed as he moans out into the air, dark eyes watching you as you use his cock as a toy to pleasure yourself on. Loves watching how your body moves, how it takes him.

Doggy. We know this. He just screams it. Loves it when you arch your back, face down, ass up. Grabbing all over your thighs and ass as he watches it shake with each thrust. DAMNNN. And when he leans down, hand holding your jaw up as he presses hot kisses along your neck and shoulders.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

Depends. He's naturally quite a funny person once you get to know him, unintentionally that is. During sex he might come out with a few one liners that he says seriously but you end up dying of laughter, he laughs with you.

He believes its healthy to have fun while having sex because sometimes when you see sex as two naked people bumping bits it can feel awkward, so when you laugh it loosens that up a bit, especially if you are inexperienced and it's the first few times of you two having it.

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

This man doesn't care either way.

Whatever you prefer, he's easy come. Easy go. He ain't afraid to delve into the jungle if you prefer not to shave and he's too lazy to keep up with his own. He likes to do a bit of trimming because otherwise he's complaining about his 'dangly bits' annoying him if he shaves completely.

But he keeps his happy trail, hell yeah. I am a supporter of happy trails.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

Very intimate, but not cheesy romance. More like 'fun and loving', he sees it as a fun thing to do, he likes to watch you and feel you and loves eye contact with lots of touching. So yeah. He is pretty intimate.

But don't expect candles and petals everywhere...

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

He's a horny man. He loves a good wank. He isn't the type to do it like four times a day. Maybe four times a week. But he usually has you anyway so he doesn't need his fist as much anymore.

If you aren't as sexual as him, that's cool. He'll just had a wank and go about his day if he's horny enough. But he's always horny so..

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

Face sitting ‐ loves it when you sit on his face. No hovering. None of that shit. Suffocate this man. If he ain't gasping for air after he ain't impressed.

Choking - both ways. Loves it when you take control. He knows he can easily overpower you but he doesn't because he just likes to let loose and let you take the reigns. But still, choke him, let him choke you. He loves it.

Degradation - again, both ways. Loves to call you his whore, and loves to fuck you like it too while grunting strings of degrading things into your ear, loves to mock you even more when he sees your reaction to said nasty things.

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

Anywhere. You could have just taken down a dragon and he's like 'fucking hell, seeing you murder that thing was sexy. Wanna fuck?' And you're off behind a rock like the rest ain't behind the other side like ???

Lowkey loves it in taverns though. Having the stay quiet while the others drinks and sing, relax and sleep. Especially after youve both had a few to drink. Makes it more fun.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

Pfffttt. Anything. You could bend over to pick up something and he's the type to grab your hips and pretend to fuck you. You even remind him of what happened last night and he's ready to do it all over again. He loves you, and your body and what both your bodies do together, how could he not want more?

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

No threesomes or anyone involved at all. You're his, he's yours. Only you two could see and experience something as intimate as sex. He may like the excitement of being caught. But would kill anyone who set eyes on your body the way he does.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

Likes to wine, dine and 69. He loves your mouth and you love his. Especially when used down under.

He's like a starved man, so hungry and ready. Definitely a messy giver, he gets off to it because he loves the taste and the feeling of his mouth against you. Like just imagine him drunk on you with his chin and jaw soaking wet - fucking hell.

Likes it when you lay with your head back off the bed so he can fuck your throat. Holding your head in place as you use your tongue and lips on him. Drives him crazy to see your throat expand and gasp as he slides it in and out.

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

Usually pretty fast. It really depends on the mood and specifically how you want it. He wants you to enjoy it as much as him. He likes to go slower after an emotionally waring day, to just lose himself in you.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

Again, depends on you. He's down to quickies, but he likes to make you feel good so if you're the type who needs time he'll make sure you're both able to have that time.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

A bit of knife play. He's a skilled man and the way he handles his blade gets a fire in you. So maybe you asked him about it. He sees it as a risk. He never wants to hurt you or do something accidentally so you'd most likely have to talk him into it and reassure him. His Aftercare is 100% more important after sessions like this.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

He lasts a long while I'd say, maybe not when you first got together because he hadn't had sex for awhile. But he gotten better and at not wanting to bust the moment you even touched him. He'd last up to an hour, three on a good day if he takes breaks to move positions. You and your body hold a lot of power over him.

He can go over two rounds. Especially if you haven't done it in awhile, he wants to make up for it.

T = Toys (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

He's not opposed to them. Sex toys don't exactly like ... exist... in this world. But if you wanted to try something out, he'd never say no. He loves to try new things and spice it up.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He's a natural tease. He's so funny with it until you're about to orgasm and he's like 'aha. Not too fast there, darling', acting as if he hadn't done that multiple times.. So yeah. He is quite unfair. But he loves to lead you into the best orgasm physically possible.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

Yknow when you're in a dungeon and he starts speaking loudly out of nowhere? Kind of like that. He goes from being generally quiet, the odd noise in your ear to him groaning and grunting. It's so hot. He mumbles a lot too. Cussing between gritted teeth.

W = Wild Card

He loves to fuck your thighs. Simple as. Xoxo

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants)

Lol. He's big, around 8.5/9 inches long. He's thick too. Curves upwards slightly. It's kind of scary until you're used to it. I don't think he's the type to realise how big he is either. But he knows how to use it, really well.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

Very high, simple as.

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He makes sure you're comfortable and sorted. He likes to chat too afterwards so he isn't the type to fall asleep fast after. Most times he falls asleep after you do because he likes to tell you stories as you sleep.

[thekeeperof-thefandoms]

Fine. I need mutuals to lose my sanity with so I give you my Hazbin Hotel hcs based off my OCs.

Please I am so fucking abnormal about my OCs and would love to elaborate on them any time!!! Please if you want specifics about their interactions with their respective partner or character sheets (I cant draw vivzie style good and I have some generic AI art of them I refuse to post it because I don't believe in using ai art for anything other than private use. I paid money for the one that's my profile pic cuz its my dnd character.)

Vox with a big tiddy goth girlfriend reader. Short, chubby, v insecure. Also feral adhd gremlin who copes with dark humor. Makes Vox's ADHD worse. They give each other vocal stims. Call and response echolalia. Vox is constantly assaulted by memes now. Honesly they bring out the inner goblin in each other but it's fine cuz it helps Vox unwind and emotionally regulate finally. She's bi too so anytime Vox (who canonically is more into men) finds a guy he likes they can totally bring him in for a threesome. She leans towards women so it goes both ways. She's a sub for women but tops for men (especially Vox's bratty ass).

Alastor with a skinny non binary autistic person. People mistake them for a twink. Some days they're more fem cuz they want to be pretty. Usually anxious, quiet, enjoys reading and listening to Alastor's music or radio static. Then you get them to unmask and they're a barely stable perpetually exhausted creature thriving off of caffeine and memes. Alastor adores their chaos and listening to them ramble. Appreciates they try to find modern culture he'd relate to and enjoy. They spend time co-existing to bond, doing their own thing next to each other. No pressure to initiate intimacy or anything other than friendship. Autistic person gets a lot of Alastor's sensory ick (esp about touch) without being nosy and just accepts their murder gremlin radio friend. (Accidental platonic partners).

Valentino getting a fucking therapist (he needs one. I see the bi-polar theory and as some one who worked with bipolar people I can see it but he could just be a terrible person). That therapist having two main personalities after death (based on a book a read where a person's ghost was split into two people from before and after their trauma). Both are qualified therapists. One's a 2000s emo boy who's esthetic is Laughing Jack. Except plot twist they're from the south (based on a kid I knew in high school). Puts Vox in his place more often than not by just tying him up and whisking him away to have his tantrums in private (they probably [definitely] fucked.) Tough love kinda but in a way that actuall forces Valentino to confront his issues and deal with it. The other is basically if Harley Quinn got a Homestuck Trickster design. Very sweet. Very blunt. Chaos incarnate. Elaborately finds ways to put Valentino in situations that make him uncomfortable so he has to deal with them and then pavloving him with candy or sex when he's a good person. They're both helping in their own way because now Valentino has to think about his actions, emotionally regulate, and is rewarded for good behavior. The whole dynamic is cute and sexy but also kinda twisted.

Plot twist, Alastor's accidental QPR, Vox's chaos thicc witch, and the unhinged therapy duo are all besties from when they were alive and it means Vox and Alastor have to be civil to each other cuz their partners are friends and they don't wanna upset them.

Bonus points cuz they make friends with Angel and Angel gets to watch two candy themed clowns walk his boss's ass like a dog.

Lucifer gets the AUDHD diagnosis he didn't know he needed ("oh, that's what's wrong with me"), lots of comfort and validation, and a healthy dose of therapy as well.

[caffeinated-beverage]

CanLiet please ^^

Sleep headcanon, sad headcanon, happy headcanon, sex headcanon, bedroom/house/living quarters headcanon, romantic headcanon, family headcanon, friendship headcanon and quirks/hobbies headcanon

☾ - sleep headcanon: As you know, Ąžuolas is prone to trauma-induced nightmares & night terrors, and waking up in the middle of the night in a panic. Matthew tries to console them when he notices they're having a nightmare by speaking to them calmly, but not waking them. He has also noticed the time he usually has his night terrors, and tries to wake him up shortly before that time. And when Ąžuolas wakes up panicked from his trauma nightmare, he tries to console him by speaking to him calmly and trying to get him to do square breathing. And once he calms down enough, he might get him some coffee (caffeine doesn't give Ąžuolas energy, it just makes them calm LOL (theyll still be able to sleep afterwards)) & cuddles, until he goes back to sleep.

★ - sad headcanon: When Ąžuolas is sad, Matthew makes them their favorite hot chocolate: extra thicc, with no toppings. Basically just liquid chocolate. And then he cuddles with him. And when Matthew is sad, Ąžuolas makes brownies and watches anime with him.

☆ - happy headcanon: An example of a time they were both happy, was this one day when Ąžuolas was spending time at Matthew's house in winter, and it was very very snowy outside. And, while they were both out in the snow (along with Ąžuolas’ pet wolf, Pupa), Ąžuolas sneakily balled up a snowball, and chucked it at Matthew, hitting him riGHT IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD (don't worry, there were no rocks, and it really didn't hurt LOL). And so, Matthew turned around with a smile on his face and said, “Oh, so it's like that then??”. Ąžuolas ran away from Matthew, laughing their ass off as he bombarded them with snowballs, and Pupa barked and tried to catch & eat the snowballs Matthew was chucking at them. Their snowball fight here lasted a loooong long time, until Matthew said “okay, okay, enough, I'm getting chilled now” and headed inside, Ąžuolas following him indoors to chill for the rest of the day. And ofc, Pupa insisted on staying out in the snow for the rest of the day, but they eventually got her to come inside when it became night.

✿ - Sex headcanon: (TW NSFW) Ąžuolas is a bottom, and Matthew is a switch. 

■ -  Bedroom/house/living quarters headcanon: Matthew was very open to letting Pupa (Ąžuolas’ pet wolf, remember?) snuggle on the bed with them at night & sleep there with them. Spoiled dog xD Matthew even agrees to let Pupa sit/lie down on the couch, chairs, etc., despite how massive she is, because she's just such a cute & sweet girl, and deserves to be spoiled like that lol 

Pupa spends a lot of time curled up in front of the fireplace tho

♡ - romantic headcanon: They both prefer to have a comfortable date at home, both of them in their pajamas, and watching a movie together on the couch; just Ąžuolas, Matthew, and Pupa. They do also go out for dates, sometimes; usually a casual one, though. Like, for example, spending time at the park, feeding bread to ducks, going for a swim together, going to the movie theatre, etc.

♥ - family headcanon: While Ąžuolas DOES want kids, Ąžuolas isn't ready to bring that up yet, and Matthew isn't ready to have kids yet, either. So, for now, they just have Pupa ^_^

☮ - friendship headcanon: Back when they were just friends, they both were crushing on each other soooo hard for a while, before Ąžuolas gathered the courage to confess to him. Ąžuolas nearly VOMITED from nervousness & was sweating like a pig, but Matthew gave him a big hug & confessed to him that he felt the same. Ąžuolas cried all over his shirt for a while, and they soon scheduled when & where their first date should be.

♦ - quirks/hobbies headcanon: Matthew's main hobbies are cooking, baking, and gardening. Ąžuolas’ main hobbies are cooking/baking, herbology, & mycology. Also, I'm sure you know this since I am p sure I have mentioned it a few times, but Ąžuolas is autistic. Ąžuolas’ special interests/hyperfixations are herbology, mycology, & basketball. He doesn't play professional basketball tho, but he likes to play hobby basketball sometimes, and loves to watch basketball on tv, and play basketball video games, which he's got a collection of rn! 

My headcanon for my Canada is that he is neurotypical btw, but he is still very understanding & supportive of Ąžuolas! Esp because Matthew is a licensed therapist himself, and imo, a licensed therapist SHOULD KNOW these things 😤

[leniisreallycool]

My favorite ao3 tags:

Disappointing grammarly and my family at the same time

He A Sneaky Boyo 

Oh shit they all have trauma

Inappropriate use of highly advanced prosthetics

Uhhhhhh

Kidnapping, new family, threatening

Forevver alone

Some plot if you search hard enough

Reader is also a stripper

Reader has thicc thighs, they save and destroy lives

His wife cheated

Skeleton clown

I need to stop staying up so late

Mean thugs

 No beta reader we die like Epstein

Fake gecko disease, I don't know how geckos work

Does this count as monsterfucker if they were once human

Secret children

Y/n is definatly screwed in the head 

Slice of life, oral sex

Temporary character death

and you don't want to fuck this owl man but this is what you must do to survive

Kinks included

No Spoilers For Game of Thrones

I Can't Believe I Wrote This

non-consensual cannibalism

No beta I'm deteriorating my metal state

Sassy

Y/n is hot

Sex near a corpse, bad kind of choking, good kind of choking

Romance, kinda

Accidental drug use

Drunken shenanigans

It's not paranoia if they're actually out to get you

MC smokes like a chimney

Cannibalism puns

Reader is a naive little shit

Am I using him to make up for my daddy issues?, yes. yes I am 😈

I was drunk when I wrote this

I'm sorry, not actually it was hot in my head

Everything I know about being a nun comes from a TV show

The Author Regrets Nothing

Shakespeare shivers in his boots whenever he reads my writing

Running from the cops as a form of bonding

Biting, there's always biting with this guy

Fake relationship to real relationship speed run 

y'know what they say! one woman's horrific reality breaking haunting is another man's entertainment!

Watch me pretend to know how radios work

Please Do Not Think I Condone Or Endorse This Shit

Bad swamp dates

Copious Amounts Of Smoking And Sweet Tea

fuck it this is enemies and lovers right here they can be both

[tea-with-eleni]

oh right.

if food is too much trouble.

I just.

don't eat.

which is not great.

the solution is to have ingredients for, like, three easy recipes on hand that I know take almost no time, taste good, and contain nutrients.

my current favorites are

lemon zucchini chicken pasta (make a simple sauce by melting about two tbsp of butter with equal quantities flour and letting cook until a blondish hair kinda color, then whisk in your milk and bring nearly to a boil before letting it simmer till THICC. While it's doing that, boil your pasta and brown your zucchini and chicken (not at the same time! also ground chicken is cheap and easy to use here). Once those two are done, combine them in a pan and add some garlic -- powder is fine, I usually use freeze dried. Pour your sauce over the chicken and zucchini and add a small handful of parmesan cheese, about half a lemon's worth of juice, and all a lemon's worth of zest. Stir in the pasta once it's done. )

shwarma bowl (turmeric rice, some kind of meat cooked with shwarma spice blend, tomatoes, optional cucumber, and a drizzle of thinned sour cream with garlic powder and a wedge of lemon for both flavor and garnish)

mushroom pasta (chop up a container of mushrooms of your choice, two green onions separating greens from whites, and about a fist's mass of tomato(s). Cook meat if desired in a skillet with a little oil -- ground turkey is good, chicken is also good. Set meat aside and cook the mushrooms with a little more oil in the same pan used for the meat. Once they're brown, add onion whites and two tbsp of butter, two tbsp of flour. Cook til the butter is meltered and the flour is incorporated. Add milk to cover and maybe a tbsp of cream cheese. If you have it, add about a tbsp of mushroom stock concentrate or use mushroom stock to thin the sauce -- it'll need it -- and a small handful of parmesan cheese and garlic to taste. Cook til it looks like sauce, then add your tomato and pasta and stir to combine. Truffle powder is a good addition, so use it if you got it.)

chicken pot pie is also good but it takes longer. These all, I've timed it, take about half an hour. They contain vegetables in a way I'll actually consume them, and aside from the pasta amounts (you want about 6oz for two servings, 7oz tops or it will not fit in a small-to-medium skillet!), the butter-to-flour and the rice-to-water ratios (you want 2/3 as much rice as water) nothing is very measurement-picky.

so.

my weird brain will not let me stick to any kind of routine for long, which is why I have meal box delivery stuff, but hopefully reminding myself that these are options will ensure I like. actually eat food.

which is apparently something I am kind of bad at doing, especially since I have kind of a weird schedule as part of my new job.

[arsonist-resurrectionist]

Update: I am still simping for Yung Gravy

okay so hear me out:

Warrant 1: he brought Addison Rae's mom to the VMAs, then when her husband(they're separate but still married) challenged him to a boxing match he was literally like "we're grown as adults, You have one of the most successful daughters in the world, and yet you insist on acting half your age and embarrassing her and your whole family. If we meet in public, don't do something stupid"

Warrant 2: he's collecting all the bras thrown at him at concerts and donating them to charity for the unhoused and matching their value monetarily in donation

Warrant 3: men with long hair that they take care of slap, like please be secure enough in your masculinity to wear your hair long if you like that vibe

Warrant 4: he looks great in a white three piece suit, which is arguably hard to pull off so gives him points

Warrant 5: He likes thicc bitches. I am a thicc bitch. I appreciate the representation in his videos and also it gives me a weird level of hope for an unreachable celebrity. Like oh you like ass? we call me family's ass The Zaharopolous Ass (all capitals) for a reason. You 'don't like your girls too slender'? I gotchu

Warrant 6: he dresses like a funny little man

Warrant 7: he's 6'6" and tall ppl make me feel both safe and incredibly angry which is a good combo

Warrant 8: he's not racist which is literally such a low bar, but like he's a white rapper, the bar is very low, though in his case it will need to high because he's so tall that otherwise he would have difficulty going under it (i am aware that sentence doesn't make sense but i am sleep deprived so i can get away with it i think)(maybe)

update (s):

Warrant 9: he’s good with kids, like when he offered to mentor the walmart yodeling kid

Warrant 10: his first cartoon crush was raven from the teen titans anime and honestly same bro, that girl was my entire childhood, like the chokehold she had in me was insane. So i’m conclusion he has good taste (this should just be a subpoint under 5, and be combined as a good taste point)

[ciaossu-imagines]

Literally just woke up and saw the event info so I hope this goes through right before day 1 ends (if not, feel free to ignore it completely!) But, to steal one of the example questions, who do you think in Saiyuki would be into a chubby s/o? They're my best boys and as a Thicc Lady™️ I'm dying to know! ❤️❤️❤️

Oh, my fuck, YES! Like, you do not know how happy this makes me! It’s like the clouds parted and a choir of angels descended on a sunbeam blowing trumpets and promising heaven…okay, that might be going a bit far, but I love this ask so much because I am definitely on the chubbier side and love imagining stuff like this! Thank you so much for the ask and I hope you’ll enjoy!

I feel like Gojyo just loves the female form, no matter what size or shape it comes in. He’ll just as happily have a chubby or even outright fat lover as he will a skinny one.

He’s so into his partner’s body, it’s not even funny. He’ll be so handsy with them and it’ll be a very rare occasion when his hands aren’t somewhere on his partner. They’re just so soft and he’ll just casually hook an arm around their hips and rest a big hand on their stomach because he just loves how soft it is to touch.

He’ll absolutely be into body worship and complimenting them during sex, especially if they’re at all insecure about their size. And even outside of the bedroom, he’s all about those sweet, naughty little compliments about how good they look, how he just wants to eat them up because they’re his favourite snack.

I can also totally see Goku being okay with a chubbier partner. He’s not really too picky about looks and body size doesn’t determine who he finds attractive at all. He probably wouldn’t even think about their size at all; it’s not going to be the first thing he notices about them, and he really won’t give it any thought unless they, or someone else, points it out.

Because Goku is a huge foodie, he’s going to definitely want to go on a lot of dates around food. If he gives any thought to their body, it’d be just in hoping that they’ll be up for eating lots of yummy food together. If it turns out they’re insecure about their weight or that  they’re actively dieting because they’re so worried about trying to be skinnier for him, it will both confuse him and break his heart at little.

Like, what do you mean, you can’t eat that because it’ll make you fat?? What do you mean, you don’t like how you look? Why don’t you like how you look? You’re so freaking gorgeous to Goku and he loves your body just the way it is. You could gain another hundred pounds and he’d be okay as long as you were healthy and happy! Just please love yourself like he does because it hurts him so much that you don’t.

The brothers are a lot alike because Dokugakuji? Fucking loves him a Thicc™ partner. Like, he’s not to the point of fetishizing his partner’s weight but he’s definitely one who likes his partner’s body because they are larger. He’s a really buff, muscular, large guy and the contrast between his rock-hard body and his partner’s softer curves and their general roundness…it really does a lot for him, both sexually and just in general.

He really likes how cuddly his partner just looks and feels. He wants them to cuddle with him so much and he’s not shy about being really physical with them. And no matter how much they weigh, he’s a really strong guy and he will have no problem lifting them up to hug them or engage in something a little bit more sexual and he wants them in his lap whenever possible, no matter how often they claim that they’ll be too heavy or hurt him or crush him.

[bluewinnerangel]

Hey! Do you have an analysis about Holiday? Is holiday actually about Louis' male interest? I really wanted to hear your thoughts

I don't think I've talked about it at all because it leaked when I was on holiday in spain and i got hurt love that for me (and yes Thanks To Louis Tomlinson which idk if that makes it even worse, probably) which is really funny to me and me only but yeah point is I wasn't really on the blog a lot around the time to talk about the song much.

I know of some analyses/thoughts tho here - here - here. So I'm just gonna build on that so read that first.

My thoughts are it's heavily Arctic Monkeys inspired (again), both in terms of sound and the theme as well, thinking of songs like A Certain Romance, or Red Light Indicates Doors Are Secured, where the singer is narrating a drunk night out.

So to answer your "Is holiday actually about Louis' male interest?" I think there's something really funny here, because here I am thinking A Certain Romance inspired this song and it (parallels Holiday and-) goes:

Well, oh, they might wear classic Reeboks Or knackered Converse, or tracky bottoms tucked in socks But all of that's what the point is not The point's that there in't no romance around there

and then goes on to narrate this night out with basically british assholes but they're his british assholes and you can't be mad at them for being drunk fucking dickheads somehow there's something endearing about it and we let it, and you don't get it bc you're not from here and there haven't been your friends since childhood, yk? yeah. kinda. And that's what I See in Holiday too. It's in the moment, while going out, some idiot operating on liquid courage and that's probably Louis himself, but it's also Louis' friends, but it's also that other idiot in the club that recognized the boybander, and it might as well also be the one that you have been or the one that's been eyeing you from across the dancefloor and you're in a drunk flirting mess (it's not gracious but ah whatever to be alive).

And I'm totally biased here because this idea is coming from before this song was leaked but from a time A Certain Romance was in some of his playlists and I always took this song a bit.. ironically I guess? Maybe? Is that the word? Pointed? Like... this fandom does have a bigass tendency to put a Romance stamp on everything he does every move he makes being driven by romantic love, and somehow I feel like there's a flake in here, whether that's done unconsciously or very much fueled, it's part of the point somewhere. Maybe I'm giving her too much credit, I have a tendency to do this lol, but do I think this song has layers, and there's some inspo coming from here. I see it in Silver Tongues and Common People and maybe some more songs on FITF too, like that ambiguity, the part where you can totally place these songs in a romantic setting if you want to but the more laid on thicc takeaway is comradery and just having a soft spot for your idiotic drunk nights out and whoever is like him in that sense, whoever is with him there in that feeling, and yeah that might as well be his love interest as well but that's not the point anyway. But I guess that's more generally the case for his songwriting, for Holiday specifically it's less Oh but I adore him anyway lol more just observing this dude idiot being a dumbdumb on a night out and that's kinda it? And it's probably full of all kinda references we don't know about but the general concept seems to be he's just narrating this (type of) dude existing. Can be himself. Can be his friend. Can be an annoying stranger. It's oh so very A Certain Romance. And of course its all ok to carry on that way.

[liaragaming]

Question: "Why did they make Solas so damn thicc?" (51:34)

Trick Weekes: Nick Thornborrow did the concept art for Solas, and Nick really was trying to go like, how literal can we make this? Can Solas actually have the wolf jawbone as this quiet hint that he's the Dread Wolf? And I think they really wanted to capture that as well because...

*pulls up video*

Trick Weekes: I mean, just check that out.

John Epler: That is pretty thick

Trick Weeks: This is just a thing of beauty, so... computer, enhance...

Trick Weeks: Okay, computer, maximum detail. Thank you.

Trick Weekes: So, I think they're just trying to be literal here because those of you who have played Trespasser will have learned that Solas actually created the Veil that separates our world and the Fade. And that is really just a strong element of duality - these two rich, full, juicy worlds that are really just in kind of opposition. And so, I feel like...

Trick Weekes: I haven't had time to consult with Nick on this, but I feel like Nick really just wanted to show that we have Solas really having the world and having the Fade and that's kinda how it goes together. There's just kind of a feeling about it. And, uh... that's my answer unless anyone has any follow up questions.

Sheryl Chee: I have a question. Can you tell us where the Veil is, please?

Trick Weekes: The Veil? So, obviously - if you recall from Trespasser, the Veil was Solas' creation that separates the physical world from the Fade and lies between them, so I think that...

Sylvia Feketekuty: *panicked* Oh, no! It's five o'clock! It's five o'clock everyone!

John Epler: Oh, no, no. We've got five minutes.

Sylvia Feketekuty: oh god.

Trick Weekes: You know, just looking at it... I think the answer really speaks for itself.

John Epler: I think this raises some very interesting questions about where the Breach is located too.

Sheryl Chee: Yeah, I know.

Trick Weekes: Yep.

John Epler: So what you're saying is, Solas has got buns hun. Karin Weekes: He's got a cheek in both worlds. Sheryl Chee: His hips don't lie.

John Epler: That's true. My goodness.

Karin Weekes: Okay, I'm sorry, I worked on Origins, so I have to bring up the taint and ask about it.

Trick Weekes: Well... there's also some interesting questions about the Black City as well. I mean, everyone knows that wherever you are in the Fade, if you want to reach the Black City, you just go deeper, and then you look up. That is where the Black City is located.

Sylvia Feketekuty: *face in hands* time is moving so slow right now.

John Epler: I really appreciate the academic rigor that has been put into this. I think this raises some very interesting and detailed questions that we really need to dive into here.

okay so nudity is confirmed in dragon age: the veilguard

the photo used for the headline was of solas

solas' writer explained why solas has such thick thighs, including a point where they explained that the veil is, in effect, his thong

in conclusion, getting solas naked destroys the veil

[keegansakura]

First recording of Frostmaiden and

Oh. God.

WE HAVE QUITE THE CAST AND NOT EVERYONE IS INTRODUCED YET BUT HOLY HELL I LOVE THIS CAST OF CHARACTERS.

So now. Here is a funny moment from session 1 that almost killed the party-

So the dm put down a yeti for an encounter.

THE YETTI. WAS FUCKING THICC. IM TALKING DOUBLE CHEEKED UP ON A THURSDAY AFTERNOON I WANNA KILL THE PARTY BUT THE CLAP OF MY ASS CHEEKS KEEPS ALERTING THEM LEVEL OF THICC.

This lead to the party calling them Mr Thiccums and eventually our fighter called them KING THICCUMS.

And then they ran off and I stabbed them in the ass as an attack of opportunity.

Now we're hunting a serial killer and dear fucking god my poor bard is both jumping at the bit, and is fucking terrified. He was tracking the killer prior to the party meeting him for personal reasons however things aren't looking like they're lining up with the reasons..

Anyways yeah we fought a dummy THICC yeti. That was fantastic.

Our party consists of so far:

Eden: a snow elf wild magic sorcerer! Joined to pass the time for now I guess. She's chill

Brahms: I- have no idea what he is but he's a warlock. Unsettling but honestly really cool

Dirk: a human fighter. Also really chill but quick to want to get into fights. I'm sorry for insulting the town you're from

AND ME. Chicot: a mannequin bard. Who has a track record of getting into shit. Also I HAVE A CANE SWORD. He's typically a lot more crass and loud mouthed but it's first session and we haven't been in enough situations for him to start flaring his temper..

God I missed playing with the group.. anyways ASKS REGARDING CHICOT AND FROSTMAIDEN ARE UNLOCKED FOR THE TIME BEING. please keep it civil and also

HUGE THANKS TO @umbraproductions112 FOR BEING A FANTASTIC DM.

[dopuche]

This is a sketch for a piece with my elf trio and the dratchrod trio bc they are.. well, way too similar in both dynamics, their personalities and just in general their vibes!! X'D It's scary okay!

I'll go into more detail below!

Alright, so.. Let's start with my personal favourites, as in Ratchet and my baby my boy my absolute unite of a Zach or Zarách (but he goes by just zach). In other words, the wives. Zach is my oldest OC and brings me so much joy that I think he could cure my depression on his own.. jk, but anyway! He was originally just a warrior elf in Dragon Age Inquisition, but then he (and the other two) got out of that game's world and just into general existence. He might not be grumpy, but he is a total loyal af himbo. AND with DND he also became a paladin who ended up healing the party all the time, so now I see him as a field medic as well. XD They're also both short and thicc. (Important detail)

Zach and Drift might share being religious, but Drift and Elly (or Elrahel, who is my friend's OC but we share them all) are just similar in personalities. They are the hubby category. He's the calm one, who is best friends with the third member of the group. Nature is Elly's thing but I'd also say that that goes for Drift as well in a general sense of valuing all life. Oh, and Elly and Zach are married, which somehow happened organically in the meta, and ig in their canon.

Then the third guy.. I call this category the pyromaniacs, bc, well, Rodimus and Touko are.. um, both are very fiery personalities. XD Touko is a fire mage and well, Rodimus is Rodimus. Ig the difference here is that Touko is a waterproof nerd with a capital N. He's obsessed with dragons and I have a magical girl AU for him just because. But anyway, Touko is always there to sow chaos! ;D But he can also take things serious and he's the type of character that you should be scared of when he does get serious. Aside from that he's just a nerdy twink.

Honestly, I could always go into so much more detail with these three, they've seen years and years of AU's and other content done by me, but I won't bother y'all more.

Ig thanks if you were interested enough to read this through! X)