#oh also these screenshots are soooo old and were taken before EA updated the goth family

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[Paolo] So this is Parker.

[Parker] ‘Sup.

[Emory] Hey. 

[J] Hi. 

[Marcus] How did you two meet?

[Paolo] At a bar.

[Emory] Ohhh. I recognize you now.

[Parker] Oh, really?

[Emory] Yeah, you should go say hi to Johnny.

[Paolo] Why?

[Emory] They’ve met before, that’s all.

[Travis] It’s nice to see you dating again, Pao.

[Paolo] Yeah, figured I’d get back into the game. ‘Bout time, anyway.

[Marcus] So, Parker, what do you do for a living?

[Parker] I’m a dancer.

[Marcus] Oh.

[Travis] That’s, uh, cool.

[Parker] It’s alright.

[J] Do you do, like, back up dancing or?

[Paolo] J, you sweet summer child.

[J] What?

[Parker] I’m an exotic dancer, dude.

[J] OH!

[Paolo] Idiot.

[Sofia] That’s super cool! I see stuff about strippers on Tiktok all the time!

[Travis] Um, honey-

[Sofia] You guys make, like a lot of money, do you?

[Travis] Sofie.

[Parker] Uh, I mean sometimes? It depends.

[Travis] Do you have a lot of cute outfits, cute shoes?

[Parker] Um.

[Travis] Sofia!

[Sofia] What?

[Travis] Stop interrogating her.

[Sofia] Hm?

[Parker] Oh, it’s alright it happens.

[Houda] Um, anyway how long have you two been dating?

[Paolo] About four months.

[Houda] Oh wow!

[Paolo] Yeah, we live together and everything.

[J] You live together!

[Paolo] Yeah?

[J] You live together and you’re only introducing us now?

[Paolo] You’re not my mom, J.

[J] I am your best friend!

[Paolo] So? I didn’t meet Houda until you were engaged!

[J] She was studying abroad!

[Paolo] And I’m studying a broad, so fuck off.

[Parker] Awe, thanks babe.

[Marcus] Jesus dude.

[Cassandra] Wait, if Houda was studying abroad how did you two meet?

[J] We met before she left.

[Houda] And he wouldn’t stop texting me for the next three years.

[Marcus] J, you had a long distance relationship for three years?

[J] Yeah and what about it?

[Marcus] I’m just surprised you could go that long. In college!

[J] She was hot!

[Houda] Was?

[J] IS! I meant is.