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#oh Pđ
#magdalena eriksson#pernille harder#woso#swewnt#fcb frauen#fc bayern frauen#denwnt#hardersson
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Bruno: Youâve just gotta leave her to it, yâknow? Ivan: But-⊠Bruno: No buts. Ivan: Gah! I donât wanna miss anythinâ is all. Bruno: The more you mither her, the more sheâll avoid you. Ivan: I know. Bruno: At least since she waited so long, weâve less time to wait. Ivan: It wouldnât surprise me if sheâd waited âtil it popped out-.. Iâm annoyinâ as fuck, ainât I? Bruno: Not to me. Ivan: [scoffs] Weirdo. Bruno: This weirdoâs just gonna have to do a stand-up job of distracting dad-⊠Ivan: Do not fuckinâ ruin it! Bruno: Pfft, you did it to me. Ivan: One time, B! I said it once, nâ I wasnât even beinâ fuckinâ serious any-⊠[Bruno devolves into laughter, Ivanâs far too easy to wind up] Ivan: [snorts] Shut up. Bruno: Got any names in mind? Ivan: We donât wanna get too far ahead of ourselves, do we? Bruno: Hm. Ivan: Itâs gotta begin with P though. Bruno: Why? Ivan: âCause.. PB&J. Bruno: [chuckles] Genius. Ivan: Right?
#ts4#sims 4#simblr#ts4 story#sims story#forever in between#fib#ivan harper#bruno clarke#skjdksjdksj#the pb&j thing was an accident i swear#lmaooooo#i was thinking abt names n then i was like oh shit.. bruno is B and jacob is J so it HAS to be a P name#đ#lololol#and it's one of ivan's favourite 'meals' ahaaa#he's still a picky eater đđ
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starting to kind of date someone right before christmas is so stressful fr. do i get him a gift or what we've been on two dates but i'm seeing him tonight n it's christmas eve.....but what if he didn't get me anything then it will be weird.....
#i planned to try to find something small enough that i could easily carry around concealed then take it out if he got something for me#but the thing i got ened up being a bit too big for that lol#im gonna bring a big bag of gifts for all my friends maybe and then it won't be weird idk#by some miracle my mom showed me a bag of emergency gifts for the girlies and i was like cool im taking all of them tonight đ#which was not what she intended lol#but im gonna do it#if i had time i would have gotten him something different but its good enough#he mentioned a book he hadn't read last night so would have been cool the got him that but its too late its a music hat now#if he even got me anything idk#but he specifically told me he was last minute christmas shopping so idk#i am over analyzing this for sure tho#anyway most unrealistic part of christmas romance movies is they're not anxious wondering whether to gift or not to gift#also im lowkey scared abt new years đł#not that i wouldn't like to kiss him probably but i already have a hard time looking at him without blushing đ#so that would make it 10000x worse lmao#also idk if i want to kiss him JUST bc its new years instead of waiting for the right moment to just happen? idk i dont wanna rush things#its not for sure we'll be together at midnight on new years idk what his plans are#but we'll see#anyway things are going well but moving faster than expected đ
#also not 100% sure i'm seeing him tonight and def not tomorrow so that might take the gift pressure off but idk#waiting to hear back abt tonight#đđđ#also idk why we waited until we were both on break from work to do stuff bc honestly every time we've met it's been after work hours anyway#however it allows us to stay up later than on work nights which is nice#he didn't leave my house until after 11 last night lol#anyway trying hard not to get swept up in all this while its new but fr im like oh this is what it's supposed to feel like đ„ș#never been in love before every relationship i've had was awk and forced was starting to think maybe im just not capable of love#but literally cuddling on the couch watching it's a wonderful life last night i was like hm i'm definitely capable of love actually#not saying im actually there yet but it would be soooo easy to fall for this guy which is p scary actually#esp bc im not sure it would work for other reasons
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Oh my god kunikisss real name is BALLS
yeah my mom was pretty cruel for thatđ
#gigglinf#HIIIII I HELOOOOO HIđ«¶đŒđ«¶đŒ ILY/P#I SWEARTR I GOT TO TYE NAME PART OF THE PICREW AND I WAS LIKE oh well.. uhm.. errrrr.. well..... uhh..đ
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#i should probably figure that one out
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I'm technically most likely demiromantic (definitely demisexual) which is technically on the aro spectrum but I'm sooooo romance favorable that it almost doesn't feel like it counts????
I'm a huge romantic sap but I'm kind of funky with crushes. I have them and I get them but I'm very particular and I almost have... control over them???
Like when I start to feel the feelingsâą, I then start looking at a possible relationship through "logic lens".
"Compatible here, there, there too. Okay, we're not with that though, and I will not move on that so therefore it will not work. Alright, cool! Best friend! Best friend! Best friend!"
I can just shut off the feelingsâą once I get the feeling it's not gonna work, especially if it's on something I will not change. If I have a feeling there's potential, I let feelings "grow".
#it's not like I'm not âflexibleâ but there's certain things I just know I can't do that with.#this might not make sense but it felt nice to type out :'D#Mad rambles#I've literally only had three crushes in my life :P#I've never had a âtypeâ. and I don't understand that. Every single one of my crushes looked SOOO different from one another#even behaved differently too.#one of my crushes mentioned someone HE had a crush on and I had the sad. cried in the bathroom then immediately got going on a#âYou're fucking fantastic! Go for it!â pep talk only for next monday he mentions it's probably not gonna happen đ
#one probably had a crush on me back and I kick myself often for not realizing it. (read my favorite book when I mentioned it#to him. snuck out of class to see my performance for the âsneak peakâ for the school musical. got into trouble on my behalf. etc.) but I wa#DUMB. I once had an ADHD blurt out where I was super embarrassed so then he started doing more stupid shit than I did#to get the attention off me and got into trouble for it and then checked in on me later :'D And I didn't realize ANYTHIGN.#Oh well :P#...realize this is kind of how I plan to write my blorbos but they're shittier about it :P
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Jim Bickerman being Creepy As Fuck with Elaine in Lake Placid; Final Chapter, 2012.
Hey, now. You like a little nip, huh, sweetcheeks? You sure? Hmm? Made it myself.
#oh my lorddddddd#admittedly i never really paid attention to this bit just now-#i couldnt watch. it gives me the CREEPS-#but. ph my god.#the HAIR!???#would you s t o p i t?? đ#leave her a l o n e you creepy old man đđ no one wants that#even i would elbow you in the gut for this#poor elaine. he deserved to get his hand and his leg bitten off. sorry#yyyyyYECK-#đđđđ€Łđđ
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#Jim Bickerman#Lake Placid; Final Chapter#gif#gifs#gifset#gif set#my gif#my gifs#mygif#mygifs
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Black & white cutie đ„°
#pedro pascal#the last of us#tlou press#I keep looking at all the pics of him hugging and being all up in peopleâs business#with his 102 degree fever#superspreader bb đŹđ
#oh P#I hope heâs feeling better today
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p.s to âsparrowhawk originally miss idâd as kestrelâ post. Please do correct me on idâs if you see me make a mistake BUT you gotta explain why so I can learn, thatâs the rules
I didnât check this one because someone extremely confidently told me they thought it was a kestrel so it did not at all occur to me to doubt them but in fact I think it really is not! Lesson learned by me I guess, if someone states a fact to me about what kind of creature something is I will try to look up key id features and pitfalls in the future! Very fun, I love to learn about creatures >:)
#no-one corrected me here I just suddenly got a âwait a secondâ feeling :P#also autism moment. people will say things and I will on some level believe them even if part of me does not. I am quite sensitive about#jokes for this reason đ
(if someone says something mean âjokilyâ Iâm like okay level one mean: absorbed. level two: oh it was a joke⊠also#absorbed. BUT the level one stays!!!!#anyway. guy whoâs putting off going to bed m because theyâre too tired voice: who want to talk about bird with me
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Years of
"what do you want to do after High School?"
"idk"
"oh don't worry you still have time :) "
Welp I'm 3 months from graduating and I STILL DON'T KNOW?!!?!!
#i literally have no interests#ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh#no interests at allll#can ninja turtle trivia be a job :')#p l z#whatever#oh also i do not want art to be my job lol#i really dont want my happy lil hobby to become my source of income đ
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#oh P đ
#magdalena eriksson#pernille harder#swewnt#woso#fc bayern frauen#fcb frauen#denwnt#hardersson#wlw
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So I went ahead and made the parody with Olive, so here's the lyrics changed to fit everyone's favorite veteran snarker!
I imagine this is Olive talking to Otto about everything that stresses her. (Hence "give it to your partner")
I'm calling this Under the Oddness, you'll see why
I'm your partner, I'm not nervous I'm as tough as the crust of the Earth is Got the gadgets, squishinated Trustworthy, you can see how my face is...*beat* I don't ask about the cases Precincts don't have additional aces "Whatever's the problem", won't rest 'til I solve 'em I take what I'm handed, I break what's demanded - but!
Under the surface, I feel stuck in a marathon runnin' forty-three full miles Under the surface, the Big O, was he ever like, "Yo, I don't want to take the files?" Under the surface, I know there's no freestyle if I don't pass the trials A flaw or a crack, the straw in the stack That breaks the camel's back, what breaks the camel's back? It's-
Oddness that'll drip, drip, drip and'll never stop, whoa Oddness that'll tip, tip, tip 'til you just go pop, whoa, oh, oh Give it to your partner, your partner's wiser Make her every single agent's advisor Who am I if we can't score the go-o-oal? Can't control, the-
Oddness like a grip, grip, grip, and it won't let go, whoa Oddness that'll a tick, tick, tick 'til it's ready to blow, whoa, oh, oh Give it to your partner, she's been here longer Always solving every oddity that crossed her Who am I if I can't carry it all? If I falter
Under the surface, I can't look back, but it jerks me, I worry the past is gonna hurt us Under the surface, the captain goes down, who's around to head without hassle? Under the surface, I think of the disasters, can we become forecasters? These things you've gotta face, the pieces out of place You try to stop the worsening, you're off in outer space
But wait, if I could shake the crushing weight of investigations Would that free some room up for fun, or relaxation, or taking time off? Just take your mind off of growing "oddstuff" Gets stranger, grows weirder 'Cause all we know is
Pressure like a drip, drip, drip that'll never stop, whoa Pressure that'll tip, tip, tip 'til you just go pop, whoa, oh, oh Give it to your partner, it doesn't hurt, and See if she can handle every spiraling burden Trapped, lost in a game of chess, yet doesn't guess *boom* no distress
Just oddness like a grip, grip, grip, and it won't let go, whoa Oddness like a tick, tick, tick 'til it's ready to blow, whoa, oh, oh Give it to your partner, but don't surrender Face all our problems by sticking together Who are we - the team to always progress Don't yield, no mess No distress, we fight oddness!
#odd squad#odd squad pbs kids#encanto#surface pressure#olive#agent olive#olive odd squad#okay first of all every single person who was involved in writing this song in any way deserves a medal#the rhyme scheme is so complicated and I don't even think I got it right đ
#you can tell where i gave up :p#anyway sort of proud of myself for finishing this#oh and happy new year!
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pairing: paige bueckers x fem! reader warning(s): ladies, red warning so yk i'm not playing â NASTYYYYY dirty talk ahead, mating press, lowkey highkey breeding kink, daddy kink, crying, deepness / cervix-play, strap, i think thats it but one more warning for that dirty talk.
synopsis: baby daddy paige in da building! don't even wanna say too much đ
brave girls read! word count: 695. Author Note: guys i have no recollection of when i wrote this which is what makes it sicker...i can just tell i was in the throes of ovulation & baby fever tho (as i usually am) đ
âTake it, baby, fuckââPaige growled, giving your cunt unimpeded deep strokes, the blonde thrusting into you with relentless speed, a proud grin spreading across her sexy, sweat-slicked face as she pounded you into the mattress. "Fuck, ma, look how much she likes that dick, hm?"
"Yeah, shit P, oh! Shit daddy, fuck me like that, fuck-" you whined, your voice breaking as your body trembled with pleasure, hips bucking up to meet each of her piercing strokes, completely overwhelmed by the sensation.
Paige shifted back, hoisting your ankles over her shoulders and folding you deeper into the mattress, her brows furrowed and bottom lip bitten down in intense concentration as she positioned you in the mating press. âShe was so close to your drenched pussyâsweaty body flush against yours, nipples coated in your slick sweat pressed together, and she had somehow managed to fit all the length of her strap impossibly within you, buried to fucking hilt. She was screwing you with an intensity that felt like life itself, yet it was as if she was simultaneously killing you.
She was way stronger, way bigger, and had the stamina to keep up at it for multiple rounds: with the determination in her movements and the determined look on her face, you knew there was no chance of her letting you up soonâespecially not when you could feel every single inch of the plastic inside your soaked, dripping cunt, and the faint pulse of her vibrator against your g-spot. "Deep, baby, deeep... aw shit," she groaned as she plunged into the depths of your cunt, her movements audible and slick, cock messily slipping in & out of you like a fountain. Your arousal dripped dirtily all over both your thighs, coating both Paige, yourself, and the sheets beneath you. Your toes clenched tightly, a shout escaping you, far too loud for a 3 a.m. night in your condo. She filled you, true to her word, her thrusts deep and unyielding as you clung to her backâperhaps for comfort, even as she was the one ravaging your pussy. Your purple nails raked into her skinâher favorite colorâleaving marks as you desperately pulled her closer, your arousal splashing onto her as she pounded into you.
"Ah! AH! Fuck, Paige... please!" you cried out when you felt the tip of her strap hitting a spotâone you never even knew existed, as you had NEVER had anything prodding this deep inside of you before.
"Where you feelin' me, baby? Hm? Show me where I'm at," she whispered against your cheek, her labored breath mingling with the clapping of slick, heated skin.
Your hands shook as you tried to gather the strength to point, but your mind was spinning. When she spat at you, commanding like a dominatrix, "Where?!" you couldnât help but obey. "Here! Here, right here, Paige!" you moaned, clutching your lower abdomen, feeling the outline of her strap. She released her grip on your legs briefly, guiding your hands to press down against it. Each thrust emphasized the jab and knock in your gut, sending a euphoric mix of pressure and pleasure through your body.
You made a soundâsomething between a cry and a shout, lost in the overwhelming of pleasure and passion.
"Imma make that pussy cum again, baby, okay?" she purred, her voice low and almost sweet, making your cunt clench desperately around her strap, anticipation building with every rock of her hips into yours. "Okay? Talk to me, babyâwanna cum on my dick? Want me to fuck my cum into you?" she coaxed. You sobbed, a desperate moan escaping from the depths of your loinsâyou could barely breathe, and she was thrilled, her blue eyes shining with dark satisfaction.
"Y-yeah, I want your kids, P, mhm!"
She grinned deviously, increasing her pace, each thrust filled with purposeful intent. "Yeah? You want daddys kids? Give my baby something to do while Iâm away?"
"I want you, yeah," you gasped at her, and she smirked at that. "Iâm gonna make sure you feel me even when Iâm gone this week, baby." And just like that, you were cumming, back to square one enduring her pleasuring wrath. MASTERLIST
AUTHOR NOTE #2: i can't even yap right now.. how are we doing ladies? post-war thoughts đ€đđ i've been gone for so long missed ya byeee!
#paige bueckers x reader#paige bueckers#paige bueckers smut#paige bueckers fic#uconn wbb#paige x fem reader#march madness#smut#ncaa tournament#paige x oc#paigebueckers#paigesmut#paige buckets#paige x reader#Paige fluff#wcbbandwnbasmut#wccbsmut#wccbmut#wcbb#ncaa womenâs basketball#uconnnsmut#pb#smut bueckers#paigebueckerssmut#bueckersxfemreader#paigexfem#pazzi#marchmadness#wlwwccb#uconn huskies
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CAN WE HAVE SOME SMUT FROM YEWWWW PLEASEUHHH WHENEVER YOU HAVE THE TIME AND MOTIVATION AND IDEAS PLEASEUH I'M DYING
Provoked
Tags: obsessed!Toji x fem!Reader, yandere elements if you squint, smut, unprotected sex, breeding kink, daddy kink, somnophilia at the end, nsfw, mdni,
Synopsis: Making Toji jealous probably wasnât the smartest idea. Now, was it?
An: Following in suit with my theme of jealousy this week lol. You didnât really give me any other guidelines other than smut soooo I took some creative liberties đ
âYeeaahh.. not makinâ doe eyes at him now, are ya?â Toji taunted as his large hand gripped ahold of your chin, forcing your languid gaze to focus on him.
The room was filled with pornographic sounds of Tojiâs cock effortlessly sliding in and out of your wet heat. Your voice is high-pitched and whiny â a telltale sign that heâs already made you cum a few times.
âT-toji.. I canât⊠ah~ please, Iâm sorry.â Youâre barely able to form your own thoughts as he mercilessly pounds himself into your weeping cunt.
You shouldâve been wiser than to make Toji jealous on purpose, and you shouldâve never even thought about making him jealous with his own handler, Shiu Kong.
Tojiâs anger had been building all day long. He was barely holding himself together when your hand brushed against Shiuâs shoulder. You looked up at his handler with bedroom eyes that should only be reserved for him.
Tojiâs hand slides down, and he grips the sides of your throat adding a bit of pressure as he continues his harsh thrusts. The entire bed was creaking and moving from the furiousness he was fucking you with.
âNah⊠not good enough.â Toji laughs, and he leans in closer to your face. Heâs always been a man who prefers bending you over to fuck you from behind, but today, he needs to see those pretty tears in your eyes. He needs to see you looking at him like he was the only man on this earth. Hence why he has you in a full mating press.
"I should kill him for looking at you like he did. Gouge his eyes out for looking at my woman. My. Woman."
âFuck.. fuck.. ah~â Youâre a complete babbling mess underneath him. âToo much, T-toji⊠mmph~ itâs too much!!â
âYou always say that, and you always end up taking more anyways.â Toji casually laughs. He loves bringing you to the brink of breaking just to nurse you back to health afterwards. You need him â not a man like Shiu. Shiu wouldn't take care of you like this. He couldn't cherish and fuck your cunt like Toji could.
âSo just shut up.. and take this dick like a good girl, yeah?â His hand wraps tightly around your hip, forcing you back into the mattress while his hips start to snap forward harder, nearly knocking the breath out of you with each thrust.
"Oh fuck-! Tojii~.. mmmph.." You can't hold back your noises. His dick feels like it's trying to touch you womb with how he has your body folded like a pretzel.
"Maybe I should breed this cute cunt, huh? Make your tummy all... ngh... nice and round with my baby. No man will be able to look at ya without... mmf-... knowin' I've been deep in your guts." Toji knows you're getting overstimulated as fat tears slips down your cheeks. His tongue darts out, and he savors the taste of your complete submission to him.
"G-gonna cum..." You whimper quietly. Your hands are fisting and pulling at the bedsheets, trying to cope with the immense pressure building up from his cock bumping into all the right places.
"Cum on my cock, baby. Cum on daddy's fat cock. I've got you." He coos so lovingly as if he isn't rudely shoving his full length in and out of you. Your sopping wet folds accept him in each and every time.
Toji feels his head start to spin as he feels your gummy walls squeeze around him so deliciously. "Gonna give you my baby.. you want that?"
"P-please Toji!" Your back arches up off the bed, and you hold your breath until your orgasm finally crashes over you.
"Aw, did you just cum again? Must really want me to breed ya." Toji's thrusts start to become sloppier, and his brain is so fixated on the idea of cumming inside you. He can't even think straight. He needs to see your tummy bulging with his cum.
"Gonna make you a pretty mommy. Ngh~" His cock twitches violently inside you as cum erupts from his tip, filling you up to the brim. His breath is shaky as he looks down at your poor exhausted expression.
"You alright there, mama?" He asks tenderly, as he slowly allows for your legs to slide off his shoulders.
"Mhmm.. just tired." You murmur back to him, barely able to keep your eyelids open.
"Get some rest, ma. I'm just gonna give you a bit more of my cum... to make sure it takes, yeah?" He presses a wet kiss to your temple, and in your drowsy state, you can already feel him start to slowly pump himself in and out of you. He's careful not to wake you. After all, you're going to need all your energy to carry his baby <3
#jjk fanfic#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#fanfic#drabble#jjk suggestive#jjk smut#jjk toji#toji zenin#jujutsu kaisen toji#toji fushiguro#toji x reader#toji smut#toji x you#jujutsu toji#fushiguro toji#jjk men
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I forgot to announce an update regarding ko-fi requests! (Yeah, I think I should just call it that instead of 'Doodle for tips'.,.)
It's just some edits on the sample section. But more importantly is that I'd be putting up a date of the closest vacant slot of my ko-fi queue on my about section. So one can get a heads up on when I can draw your Ko-fi request if you'd like one.
I think that' just about it? Extra ramblings on my tags section as the usual.
Doodles for tips?
What the heck. I'll just open colored doodles for ko-fi tips in the meantime in between the current commission queue.
Now, do note that I will open free colored doodle requests, I don't know when-- just certainly not soon, so you may wait until I announce for free doodle requests. However, apart from how free requests are only available on an unknown dates and I can't say I can fulfill every request sent, these free requests can only be made by prompts which I will decide what it'll look like. With doodles for tips, you can have more say on what the drawing will look like.
TERMS/DETAILS:
Just send a message containing the image description along with the tip! We may discus further through DMs.
If ko-fi is inaccessible we can use Paypal directly.
If you're interested and would like to discuss details before tip, hit me up with a DM.
I will not do complicated/detailed drawings. Any backgrounds would most likely be super rough ones with monotone colors or no colors at all. (Remember this is a doodle! Drawn casually; rough, simple, and quick.) If, say, the background or little/extra details are a necessary, do note that there's a time limit on every piece made, and that I don't draw fast.
I can also do suggestive, NSFW, Grimdark, blood, and gore.
For NSFW/suggestive: Nothing that depicts the character/s as minors. No incestuous themes. There are extreme fetishes I can't do like scat, inflation, etc. (Ask if you're uncertain.)
You must be 18+ if you request NSFW.
If it's an nOTP, I can't do it. đ
(Ask if you're uncertain.)
Amount of tip will affect the duration of time spent drawing each request. (See samples for time estimates. )
No NFT use. No claiming you draw it yourself. No monetizing the doodles. No refunds.
I'll credit you as your ko-fi username by default, but let me know if you like to be credited in a different name or be anonymous.
By requesting for a doodle for tip, you have read the above and agreed to the terms.
I've written a date on when's the closest vacant slot for a ko-fi request. (On my Ko-fi account. ) Just to give a heads up on when I can draw yours if you want to request one.
Please add to the consideration that doodles have a some sort of inconsistencies between one another.
But I do have tendencies:
$1-5
flat colors / simple gradient overlay filter
Won't be a multi-paneled comic
Least amount of time spent. (Usually around 6 hours for the $5 max.)*
samples:
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$6-9
Given extra time than the $1-5 ones.
Can be 2-3 paneled simple comic (Simple as in few details and/or characters shown are just head/bust/waist up.
samples:
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$10+
Can be a multi-paneled (but still limited) comic
Characters tend to be the longer anatomy type (idk what to call it ;-; ) but can be the more simple style if specified. The simpler style is recommended if you like a comic with many panels while the budget can't be higher... which is relatable tbh. Lol)
The minimum of $10 will usually be given at least 12 hours to make. Additional amount will be given additional time.*
samples:
*Note that it's the time spent drawing on the piece, not the turnaround. Also I may take pauses/breaks in between the drawing process.
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Interested in my regular commissions instead?
#crapsicles I completely forgot to mention the update at all here. orz#self reblog#my shiz#Yeah I think I should just call it ko-fi requests. Because like. Although I'm saying it as a doodle#it's a cleaned up doodle. So like. All the rendering and stuff. ^^;#I did extend for like three days because 1) I messed up the actual order of my queue and there are req that went later on the queue than#it should've been đŹ.... so there is a comic that I owe someone that I should be on!#and 2) There's an art trade I really want to do. :P#Also edited my goal description. I said before I was planning to make commissions a full time. But I think I actually need the#day job I currently have. đ
#The laptop needs fixing and there's this one commission paused because of it. Things happening like these is definitely more handle...abl#(? is that a word? ) with keeping two jobs yo#U kno. because extra job= extra income#Would need to end up refunding that too if that won't work out of course.#Still thinking about when I can do free doodle request. đ€#Oh wow this post is specially longer on the Dashboard because the images aren't bunched up together.#long post#The heck something bit me I hope it's not venomous. >:(#It's disappointing that the images is laying out like that on Dashboard when I purposely horizontally grouped them to lessen the post lengt
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Alr hear me out, the service top lucifer with a very insecure reading. (Fem or GN) like he has to coax the reader to like open up (God damn I'm blushing thinking abt it-). Maybe even having to like talk them into even taking thier clothes off. Just a little idea stuck in my head.
Thank you very muchly.
Ooooooohh youâre giving me IDEAS (tbh Iâd be the same boat)
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âšOpening Upâš
Lucifer x f!reader
Warnings: 18+, smut, nipple play, pet names, oral (m & f receiving), p in v, service top!Lucifer
It has become evident that I am unable to write anything concise đ
IâM SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG I MEANT TO POST THIS DAYS AGO đđ
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You sat upright on Luciferâs king sized bed, the King of Hell straddling your lap. You don't know how you even ended up in this position, not on this bed necessarily, but how you ended up as Lucifer's beloved. You believed in your heart that you did not deserve him, but time and time again Lucifer has showered you with praise and adoration like no one ever had before. He was perfect. And you were...you. It didn't make sense.
Regardless, that didn't stop him from holding your face tenderly in his hands while he kissed you with a fiery passion. You were self conscious about being so vocal around him during intimacy, but he made it his mission to elicit as many moans and whines from you as possible. Slowly, he reached down to the hem of your sleep shirt, grabbing a fistful of fabric. Your eyes popped open, your mind racing. You pulled away from his lips and went to grab his wrist that held your clothing.
"I-I'm sorry, love," he apologized, releasing your shirt immediately. You sighed and let go of the grip you had on his hand. "I didn't mean to scare you, I should have asked. Please forgive me."
"No, no," you breathed, "it's alright. I'm not upset, I just panicked. I'm sorry."
Lucifer pressed his lips to your forehead and planted a small kiss. "Please don't ever think you need to apologize to me for how you feel, sweetheart."
"O-Ok," you stuttered.
"Do you want to stop?," Lucifer asked. You could hear the genuine concern in his voice. Hard as it was to believe, he cared about you more than anything.
You shook your head. "No."
"You're sure?," Lucifer questioned further, "because if you're uncomfortable, we can-"
You cut him of mid-sentence with a quick peck to his lips. He smiled bashfully, a cute blush spreading across his face. "Believe me, Luci, I want this. I mean I really want this, but..." you found it difficult to articulate what you wanted to say.
"Well, if that's the case darling, what if I go first then?," Lucifer proposed. You cocked your head, unsure of what he was talking about. He reached up and began to unbutton his shirt, starting from the top and working his way down. Oh...OH.
Your face instantly feels hotter and your breathing becomes staggered. You tried to say something, but the words caught in your throat. Your mouth had never felt drier. He finally reached the last button of his shirt and you finally see some of his chest. You could almost feel your brain short circuiting.
"Do you wanna do the honors, my dear?," he asked playfully. You gulped as your hands reached towards his shoulders. Gingerly, you slid his sleeves down each arm, slowly revealing more and more skin to you. Once his shirt was completely removed, you couldnât help but stare. His chest was so smooth and toned, almost like it had been sculpted. âLike what you see?â Lucifer questioned coyly, noticing your unwavering expression of awe.
"W-Well that's hardly fair," you whispered, finally finding your voice, "you're an actual angel. Of course you're going to be gorgeous, I-" you slapped your hand over your mouth once you realized what you had said. "Please pretend you didn't hear that!," you begged through your hand.
Lucifer's face was flushed pink, he could help but smile. He chuckled as he went to remove your hand from your face. "Is that what you really think about me, sweetheart? I'm truly flattered to hear that coming from someone as exquisite as you."
"You...You really think..." you started to say but couldn't finish. Tears began to well up in your eyes, you tried to rub them away before Lucifer could see but it was too late. Lucifer cupped your face and ran his thumbs under your eyes to clear away the tears that had fallen. Your breath hitched, you tried to take in deep heavy breaths so you wouldn't start sobbing.
âHey, hey, hey, shhhhh,â he spoke with a soothing tone. He removed himself from your lap and sat down next to you, embracing you in his arms. âItâs okay, angel, itâs ok. I upset you and Iâm sorry, I never want to be the reason you cry.â He rested his head on top of yours while you clung to his chest. The scent of him hit your nostrils, it was like breathing in a warm spring day. Purely intoxicating. It calmed you down, you started to breathe normally again. You felt safe in his arms, you could have stayed there for the rest of your life.
You wrapped your arms around his torso, your tears finally drying. âThank you, Lucifer,â you murmured. He gave you a tight squeeze before you lifted yourself back up, sitting at his hip and leaving your head on his shoulder. âYou werenât the reason I was sad, you know? You never have been.â
Lucifer turned his head to you, âReally? Then why-?â
âBecause Iâm afraid,â you quickly responded. âIâm afraid that Iâm not good enough for you. That I never will be. Youâre the all mighty Lucifer, King of Hell. You have so much strength and power and respect. And IâmâŠIâm just me.â You sighed and pulled your legs up to your chest to rest your head on your knees. âIâm sorry, I shouldnât have-â
âDarling?,â Lucifer spoke at last. He brought himself in front of you on all fours and placed his hand under your chin, forcing you to look at him in his scarlet eyes. â âJust youâ is perfect. You donât need to be anything but yourself! I understand what youâre feeling, and itâs okay to express that. But please know that I love you just the way you are. You are my true strength.â
You chuckled softly, leaning into his hand that was now pressed against your cheek. You took his words to heart; he loved you. He loved you so much. You had to show him that you felt the same way. You drew in a few quick and deep breaths before reaching for the hem of your sleep shirt.
âWait, wait, what are you-â Lucifer tried to say, but you were too fast. Your shirt disappeared from your body and was tossed across the room. Silence filled the space, the only thing you could hear was your heart threatening to burst through your chest.
It was at that moment you noticed you couldnât see Luciferâs face. His hands had flown up to block his view of you.
âLucifer?â you called to him.
âY-You didnât have to do that, love,â he stuttered. âI never wanted you to feel that you had to-â
âPlease look at me, Luci,â you pleaded. âI love you. And I trust you. Let me show you. Please.â
You saw Luciferâs hands slowly fall away from his hands, his eyes still screwed shut. âAre you sure?â he asked softly.
You leaned in to plant a kiss on his soft lip. Luciferâs eyes shot open in surprise, you pulled away before he had a chance to react. Blood rushed to your cheeks when you saw him staring at you. Your first instinct was to cover yourself and shy away, but you pushed those feelings deep down. You were going to be vulnerable, you needed to be brave. Not just for him, but for yourself. You gripped the bed sheets so hard that you felt your nails digging into your skin through the silk.
After what seemed like an eternity, Lucifer had snapped out of his trance. He started to crawl towards you on his hands and knees, only stopping when his lips were inches away from your own. You felt his hot breath on you, you were finding it more and more difficult to keep your composure.
âYouâŠare breathtaking,â he cooed, crashing his lips into yours hungrily. His tongue begged for entrance to your mouth, and you happily allowed it. You felt yourself slowly drifting down onto your back as you and Lucifer desperately devoured each other. He pulled away from your lips, trying to catch his breath, but you noticed he wasnât looking into your eyes. His attention had drifted a little further down. He swallowed hard.
âMay I?,â Lucifer asked breathlessly. Your face felt extremely hot and you couldnât find the power to speak, so instead you nodded your head vigorously. He gave you a cheeky grin before lowering his mouth down onto one of your nipples. The noise you made sounded more high pitched than you meant it, but God, did it feel amazing! His tongue worked one nipple as his hand played with the other. You loved the sensation of him sucking and licking at your sensitive skin, the tiny bites from his teeth driving you insane. He rolled your other nipple between his two fingers, the pinches he gave sent your brain into overdrive. You never knew how sensitive you were, but Lucifer was more than happy to service you.
All of a sudden you noticed a different sensation, you felt something press against your inner thigh, dangerously close to your clothed pussy. It took your brain a few seconds to realize what was happening.
âUhh, Lucifer, a-are youâŠâ, you mumbled. Lucifer looked up from your chest with a puzzled face. âI can feel umm, I-I can feel your uhhâŠâ, you didnât know why you couldnât say it. Maybe you were too embarrassed, which seemed silly considering what position you found yourself in. You pointed down towards your pants where Lucifer was wedged.
âOhâŠOH,â Lucifer exclaimed pushing himself from you and onto his knees. âOh my gosh, I-Iâm so sorry! I didnât realize you could uhh, feel thatâŠplease forgive me!â
Seeing him so flustered somehow calmed some of the nerves you had before. It was cute, really. Demon overlord Lucifer getting embarrassed about unintentionally pushing his hard on against your thigh. You let out a small giggle.
"It's alright, Luci," you chuckled. "I'm flattered, really!"
Lucifer smiled, placing his hand behind him to rub the back of his neck. "I'm still sorry about that, love. I'm a little embarrassed."
âWell,â you breathed, âI guess itâs only fair that I embarrass myself too then, right?â Without warning, you grabbed the waistband of your pants and ripped them off along with your panties in one fell swoop. You laid naked in front of Lucifer, whose whole face had turned a shade of red youâve never seen before.
âFfffuck,â was all Lucifer could muster. You watched his Adamâs apple rise and fall, attempting to regain his thoughts. Looking at you, it was plain to see how soaked you were.
âLike what you see?,â you teased. Lucifer nodded his head eagerly, still at a loss for words. You lifted your hand and curled your finger, beckoning him to you. Obediently, Lucifer crawled on the bed towards you with no reservations. âYouâre not the only one thatâs worked up here. Now weâre even.â
âMy love, pleaseâŠâ Lucifer whined, âplease let me taste you.â
"Don't you...wanna get more comfortable first?," you asked him, knowing the problem in his pants had probably only gotten worse for him.
"Not until I've had my fill of you, sweetheart," he smiled before forcing his head between your legs. The moan you let out was guttural, almost feral, he lapped your folds like a starving man. He took long, drawn out licks up your slit before focusing on your clit. His lips kissed and sucked on your sensitive nub, sending waves of pleasure throughout you entire body. You couldn't pull away if you tried, he had wrapped his arms under your legs so you couldn't escape his assault on your cunt.
"Sh-shit, oh-oh my God Lucifer, FUCK," you moaned. You could feel a smile form on his face as this seemed to have made him pick up the pace. You screamed from his tongue darting in and out of you, feeling so close to snapping. Your thighs started to fold in on his head and you grabbed a fistful of his hair trying to regain some assemblance of control. âFuckfuckfuck, mmmmâŠgonna c-cum, aaggghh, gonnacumgonnacum!â Luciferâs tongue relentlessly circling your clit finally caused your body to spasm, your orgasm causing you to scream out in pleasure. Lucifer didnât stop though, he let you ride out your orgasm and hungrily devoured your release. Once you finally came down from your high, Lucifer lifted his face from between your legs and flashed you a toothy grin, seemingly quite proud of his work.
âYou alright, darling?,â he asked innocently, almost pretending like he wasnât the cause of what you had just experienced.
âY-yeah, IâmâŠIâm fine,â you breathed. âJustâŠJesus, that was intense! Give me a little warning before you go all in on me like that again!â
Lucifer laughed. âIâm sorry, love, I couldnât help myself.â
You rolled your eyes at him playfully. âOh, Iâm sure you couldnât. Now, letâs get these off you, hmm?,â you said tugging at his pants.
Lucifer stood up from the bed quickly. He undid his belt and let his pants drop to the floor. From the outlines of his briefs, you were surprised that they could contain him at all. Before he could pull at the hem, you jumped off the bed to stop him.
âAllow me,â you offered, getting on your knees in front of him. You reached up and grabbed onto his briefs, snaking them down his legs. His cock sprang free of its cage and hung in front of your face, its tip already leaking. Without thinking, your wrapped your lips around the head of his cock. Lucifer let out a moan that youâve never heard before, filled with absolute lust and need. You took one of your hands and grabbed the base of his shaft, slowly stroking up and down while your mouth continued to work on his head. You ran small licks against the slit, tasting and lapping all of the precum that was forming. You loved the taste of him.
âLoveâŠf-fuck,â Lucifer panted, trying to fight through his moans, âif you donât s-stop now, I-Iâm gonna cum. I wannaâŠwanna feel you. P-PleaseâŠâ
Reluctantly, you pulled your mouth away from his cock with a *pop*, pouting slightly. Lucifer leaned down to grab your torso and tossed you onto the bed like you were made of paper mache. That angelic strength of his always caught you off guard. Lucifer crept between your legs, planting a tender kiss on your lips.
âI promise,â he whispered against your lips, ânext time you can finish what you started, but right now I need you. Need to feel you.â Lucifer brought his fingers to your needy cunt, feeling the slickness of your folds. Your breath caught in your throat at the sensation. He took his other hand and lined up the tip of his cock to your entrance. âAre you ready, my angel?,â he asked softly.
You grinned and nodded your head. With that, Lucifer closed the space between you once more with a fiery kiss as his cock entered you inch by inch. Your cries mixed with his as he finally entered you completely.
âYou feelâŠamazing, darling, fuckâŠâ Lucifer choked out. âAre you okay?â
âYes,â you murmured, âI-Iâm okay. You can move.â
âAnything for you,â he smiled. Lucifer slowly began to rock his hips into you, his cock filling you up completely with each thrust. You could feel every inch of him ruining your pussy, hitting just the right spot every time. It didnât take long for his pace to become erratic and uneven. He buried his cock deep inside you, both of your moans filling the room.
âLu-Lucifer, o-oh shit, Lucifer, I-Iâm so close,â you pleaded. âPlease donât stop, p-please donât.â
âCum for me, darling. Wanna feel you cum.â Lucifer groaned. He bit down on your should as he continued to pound into you, biting and sucking your tender skin. You were shaking, he was going too fast, you were coming undone.
âCuminmeâŠFUCKCUMINME,â you screamed and wrapped your legs around him as your orgasm flooded over you. You felt your walls pulsating around his cock, it was too much for Lucifer to handle. You heard him cry out and felt him twitch inside you, filling you up with his hot cum.
Coming down from your highs, you both laid there for a moment trying to catch your breath. You played with Luciferâs hair as he laid across your chest, completely worn out. A minute or two passed before Lucifer sat up and pulled himself out of you. He laid down next to you, staring at your flushed face.
âAre you alright?,â he asked. âDid I hurt you at all?â
âNo, you didnât hurt me,â you smiled. âThat feltâŠreally good. Thank you, for everything.â
Lucifer hummed and leaned up to press a gentle kiss to your lips. âNo, thank you, love.â
You chuckled returning the kiss. âWouldâŠyou mind if I held you, Luci?â
Luciferâs eyes widened, but he smiled wide. âOf course not, Iâd love nothing more.â
Lucifer rolled on his side, giving you the chance to push your body against his back and wrap your arms around him. You both didnât move until the morning.
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Hope you enjoyed my second attempt at NSFW content lmaooooo
AND YEAH I MADE HIM THE LITTLE SPOON, ITâS WHAT HE WOULD WANT
#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel x reader#hazbin hotel smut#lucifer morningstar#lucifer smut#lucifer x reader#lucifer morningstar x reader#writing prompt#my writing#this was meant to be a cute short thing but i can never stop myself lmao#my signature is just posting goofy faces of Lucifer to remind everyone this is who weâre thirsting over
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PAC 18+: how to walk âem like a dog đŠźđđ
âBack to the kitty, âcus she kinda pretty
Couldnât stop lookinâ at her ti-ti-tiâ face!
Me and cat mama rolled into the distant fog
Little did she know, Iâm a nasty dog.â
Pile 1:
Shufflemancy -
Pussy Talk by City Girls ft. Doja Cat
Kehlani by Jordan Adetunji
The Zone by The Weeknd
Ten of Cups, Six of Cups, Five of Swords, Make An Altar, Chanting, Use Your Hands, Camera, Mirror, & The Grim Reaper
Hey pile,1 đ. The person who wishes for you to walk them like a dog admires you so much, they might even over romanticize you in their head, to them, you fulfill their fantasies. They think about you in different positions and wonder how your hands feel on them đźâđš. They get hard/wet just by the thought of you alone. I believe you show that to this person as well, you could tease them often or like to give them a show whenever you walk past them. âP*ssy talented it do cartwheels and he pay cus he like how that part feels, p*ssy give speeches, heart felt, say the p*ssy really talk like it Garfield (it do)â đ
oh god, I think this person is obsessed with the sounds your bodies make during sex, they are heavily infatuated with you. âI like the way your body is, is that too obvious? Okay I like your confidence, oh thatâs what good karma, like kehlani is, bad just like kehlani is.â This person desires to be fair in the bedroom, they want to cum with you, pile 1. This might be someone youâve known since childhood, your first love, or an ex that you met when you were young. You could be playful and mischievous in the bedroom, but also like to take the lead. Switch vibes are prominent in this pile. You and your person like to give and take. You could be a brat and they want to be your brat tamer. If you follow each other, this person has been watching your stories on social media, I feel like you post risquĂ© photos for them and wonder if itâs working đ trust me it has, cus they have been getting it off to your pictures in secret đ€«âŠ This person definitely worships your body and your beauty.
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Pile 2:
Shufflemancy -
Goodies by Ciara ft. Petey Pablo
Slumber Party by Ashnikko ft. Princess Nokia
Bimbo Doll by Tila Tsoli ft. BJ Lips
King of Wands, King of Cups, Knight of Cups, Watch A Movie, Massage, Rest, Talking, Keys on a Ring, & Love Call
I love how hyper feminine my pile 2 is đ! You guys are so popular and have so many options in your dating life. People think that you are so cute but in a tempting way. Do you dress y2k, mcbling, or coquette? Whatever your style might be, people think it looks so hot on you. You could attract both girls and guys with your looks, especially older guys. âYou may look at me and think that Iâm just a young girl but Iâm not just a young girl. Baby this is what Iâm lookin for - sexy, independent, gotta spend it type for gettin his dough. Iâm not being too dramatic thatâs just how I gotta have it. I bet you want the goodies, bet you thought about it.â You know your worth and donât settle for less, despite your sweet appearance you know you give people a run for their money. People even wish to give you their money. Are you a sugar baby? If not, you should become one, youâd be very successful. I have a feeling you have people wrapped around your pretty finger. Others desire to spoil you with gifts and money. Dare I say I see this pile being with both a woman and a man (maybe even at the same time?)đ. âMe and your girlfriend playinâ dress up in my house, I gave your girlfriend c*nnilingus on my couch. She cute, kawaii, hentai boobies that excite me. I think she really likes me, ask politely, can I - woo ooh ooh (slumber party).â Two people wish to initate things with you but you have total control over the situation. Your features really entice people, you could have doe eyes, big lips, nice boobs, and a cute butt. When you talk, this person(s) doesnât know where to focus their eyes, they get so nervous around you and have to control themselves from getting too intense with the conversation. They also really wish to hear you dirty talk to them. Your voice is a a major turn on to this peoples, itâs giving phone sex operator level of skill lol. As I was typing âhearâ, I accidentally spelled âheadâ so they definitely want to see your lips on their d*ck/p*ssy as wellđ.
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Pile 3:
Shufflemancy -
Get On Your Knees by Nicki Minaj ft. Ariana Grande
Distraction by Kehlani
Rocket by Beyoncé
Eight of Pentacles, Seven of Wands (reversed), Nine of Cups, Sex, Abundance Planning, Deep Breathing, The Sword and The Rose, Not Today, & Clock
PHEW đźâđš donât hurt em now, pile 3. This is my dominant pile. You guys know how to take charge in the bedroom. This person wants to be at your mercy. Iâm talking having you on top and riding them as hard as you can or them getting on their knees to beg at your feet. This person actually wants to be walked like a dog lol. They are very submissive and like pain. I feel like you know this as well đ! You have so much control over them and they want you to know you run this relationship. I feel you and this person are already together or have a thing going on, if not I see things progressing sexually pretty fast. This might be a tinder date situation. âGet on your knees, get on your knees, baby just get on your knees. Say pretty please, pretty please, pretty please. Baby just say pretty pleaseâ you could like to use this person as a stress reliever. The sex would be slow and intense. âDo me a favor, pick me up, take me out later. Don't worry about no paper cus I got much stacked up for nights like thisâ I see that youâre a hard working person and donât have time to be in a committed relationship but value trust, loyalty, and honesty. This person provides that safe space for you and allows you to express your flaws in peace. You donât have to be perfect and fake a smile like you usually have to do in professional settings. I see that this person really wishes to be with you in a romantic way but doesnât want to rush or force things on you if they know you have other responsibilities to tend to. Itâs reminding me of Nani and David from Lilo & Stitch. David had a huge crush on Nani but due to her focusing on needing to be there for Lilo and being a provider, she didnât have time to acknowledge his feelings until later she was settled in her career. I see that you are grateful towards this person and attracted to their emotional intelligence.
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Pile 4:
Shufflemancy -
Blah Blah Blah by Kesha ft. 3OH!3
Please me by Cardi B ft. Bruno Mars
Dip It Low by Christina Milian
The Chariot, Seven of Swords, Ten of Wands, Pleasure, Flow Like Water, Hydrate, Addiction, Date, & The Phoenix
Heyyy, pile 4 đ. I see that this person got you down bad lol but not to worry since the feeling is mutual. I feel that you came on to this person before they even did. You could be an extrovert while this person is an introvert. Theyâre very reserved and are careful with how they express themselves. You might flirt with this person while theyâre on the job or when theyâre focusing in class. They like to pretend they are disinterested in your advances to see how much youâre willing to keep going after them. It could stroke their ego a little bit knowing someone as âcuteâ as you likes them (I heard an emphasis on the word âcuteâ). You could be feeling confused on whether or not they like you back and it results in you feeling pouty about the situation. This connection could be relatively new but this person is wanting to explore how things go! This person could want to tease you a lot or perhaps even degrade đ« . They might like to talk shit playfully just to get under your skin. For some reason I feel like this person likes to make you mad đ they can be really annoying. They like when you tell them to shut up or put them in their place. If you yelled at them even and kissed this person the next, they would live for that shit. Theyâre kinda toxic honestly đ. âblah, bl-bl-blah, blah, blah. Coming out'cha mouth with'cha blah, blah, blah. Zip your lip like a padlock (Yeah) and meet me in the back with the Jack at the jukebox (back, back). I don't really care where you live at, just turn around, boy, let me hit that. Don't be a little bitch with your chit chat just show me where your d*ckâs atâ. This person really enjoys your banter and despite being so hard on you they really only have a soft spot for you, I heard âthatâs my babyâ đ„čâșïž. Pile 4, you must have a great ass as well đ. This person looks at your physique when youâre not looking, they really want to know what it feels like to have your body pressed against them. âPlease me, baby. Turn around and just tease me, baby. You know what I want and what I need, baby. (Let me hear you say) Pleaseâ this personâs energy is honestly all over the place đ theyâre just so horny lol. This person wants you *london accent* BAD, man.
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Pile 5:
Shufflemancy -
Lolly by Maejor ft. Justin Bieber & Juicy J
Walk Like This by FLO
Promiscuous by Nelly Furtado ft. Timbaland
Seven of Pentacles, Page of Cups, The Star (reversed), Plan A Meal, Nourish Your Temple, Music, Love, Passion, & Photograph
Ooo wee, pile 5đ«Łđ€, when I say this person has a biiiiig đŠ for you. This person has very masculine energy, almost giving fuckboy/frat guy vibes đ. They could be very fit and muscular with a nice smile, they know theyâre fine and attract a lot of people towards them. There could be a height difference between you and this person. Their attraction to you is because of the stereotypical phrase âidk youâre just differentâ. They donât have the exact reasons why theyâre into you but they do like your creativity, mannerisms, and shy demeanor. This person could have a corruption kink đ. They could want to see you break out of that good girl / good boy routine and try something new and risky. You and this person know of each other but donât seem to be very close, perhaps they are in your friend circle or you guys are just acquaintances. They often have dirty thoughts of you giving them head and seeing how much you can take of them. This person could wine and dine you first before wanting to go down on you. âOrder what you want, girl, it ain't no problem. I'ma tell the waitress that my baby need a bottle. Order what you want, said it ain't no problem. Got a piece of candy and it's all for you. She say she love my lolly. She wanna make it pop. She say she love my lolly. She wanna kiss the topâ. They like sex thatâs really rough and nasty, if itâs not messy and loud theyâre not into it đ. I see that theyâre into positions like 69, cowgirl, and missionary. Theyâre big on seeing your face during sex, they get really cheeky about the good work theyâre doing and would want to pin your hands down so you can beg for more. I do see jewelry and this person wearing chainsđââïž. This person would be more so walking you like a dog but you have them on a leash in the sense you keep them coming back. They could have you walking funny after youâre done đ€ you might be really sore the next day as well. âThere's a reason I walk like this (I walk). My baby, he be lovin' on this (Oh yeah). When he do it, he be workin' that shit (Oh yeah) And every night he got me wantin' more of itâ. You might feel confident and pleased after having sex with this person and can feel a sense of relief.
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Pile 6:
Shufflemancy -
Play With It by Tommy Genesis
Who Am I (What's My Name?) by Snoop Dogg
Girls Need Love by Summer Walker
The Fool (reversed), The Sun, Five of Cups (reversed), Write a Gratitude List, Take a Walk, Clean Your Space, Family, Not Enough, Ax, & Healing Heart
Pile 6, you still not over your ex, huh đ? Itâs ok, no judgment here, baby đ«¶. I see you and your ex still have an attachment together, things might be on and off or you donât really know where the direction of this relationship is headed towards. I see that you are a very caring person and because of miscommunication, you and this person seem to never be on the right foot. Itâs possible some of you who picked this pile have a baby with this person or will get pregnant (please use protection if this isnât what you want!). I see a lot of fertility going on in this pile, you and this person could prefer to make love or have sex as if youâre making a baby lol. This person could have a breeding kink? They get turned on by the idea of you being pregnant with their child. Whenever you wear sundresses that is also sexy to them. I feel like your body is so tea, pile 6. Either youâre really thick and curvy or your body is just gorgeous to people, especially your sp. This person fantasizes about doing it raw while you touch yourself in front of them. âPlay wit' the p*ssy, wanna play wit' the p*ssy. Come get a hooky, baby, come get a hooky. I wanna fuck you, baby, I wanna fuck you. If we not fuckin', baby, come get it poppin'â. This person is scared to fully pursue because you seem to be in a place of healing in your life and doesnât want to add to that. There is another person that is new coming who also wishes to take your exâs spot đ Oop! I feel like this will be their friend who will make passes at you and this will make your sp really jealous lol. In the bedroom, their jealousy could make them more dominant and want to take control. There is a lot about wanting to hear you moan or scream their name. They can be very vocal too i'm getting a lot about hissing so maybe they hiss whenever you get their spot? PHEW- They could want to fuck you doggy style while they spank your ass. âShe want the nigga with the biggest nuts, and guess what? He is I and I am him. Slim with the tilted brim, what's my motherfuckin' name? Snoop Doggy Dogg (The bomb). Snoop Doggy Dogg Snoop Doggy Dogg (The bomb)â they can be really boastful after sex if they get you to cum and you can get annoyed by this lol. You might tell your person âit wasnât even allatđâ and theyâll tease you cus they know it was đ. I see this person providing you with aftercare and massaging your back and feet. Even though you might not be together at the moment, this person really values you as a person and knows their place.
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Pile 7:
Shufflemancy -
Hey Daddy (Daddy's Home) by Usher
JT Coming by JT
Huff n Puff by Red Velvet
Page of Swords, Knight of Wands (reversed), The Emperor, Be Still, Energy Work, Sync with the Moon, The Snake, Lightning, & Separation
Alright this is giving my queer pile đ„°, very androgynous energy all around here đ. Regardless of what your gender might be, both you and this person are independent and like to have things a certain way. You could have met them through a dating app or while on a date with another person (Crazy work but ok đ). I'm getting maybe someone is a bartender or works at some place where they have to socialize a lot. You and your sp are very flirtatious towards the other but someone gets super shy when it comes to compliments. This is for a select few of you but some of you might be transgender? Perhaps you are a trans man/woman and this person is cisgender. You might be nervous to be too flirty with them in case they might reject you but honestly i'm getting go for it baby, life is too short to be worrying about those things (just remember to be safe is all đ«¶đœ). This person will be very polite and respectful towards you so just allow yourself to unwind when you go out with this person. "I ain't gotta do a lot of flexing (Uh-huh). Shorty, you already know what it is. Ha, and girl, tonight we gonna do a lot of sexin', yeah. Can't nobody do your body like this." They could be very forward and direct when it comes to communication they do not like beating around the bush, i'm getting someone likes to man spread a lot or you will notice that they sit with their legs open. Laaaawd when I tell you this person has a big đ or owns one, they will have that shit ready for you LOLLL. This person gives big dick energy they're just very secure with themselves and how they carry on. You might feel insecure about some things and ask them "does this bother you?" or "do you find this attractive?" and they're gonna be like "yah" to everything. THEY MIGHT NOT EVEN GIVE A VERBAL RESPONSE TBH they just might nod their head or whatever and look at you like "is we fuckin' or what đđ¶?". To them, these questions don't make sense like for example they would think "why wouldn't I like hip dips?" or "facial harmony? what the hell does that even mean? I don't care about that, I care about you." So if you are someone who compares themselves to people on the internet truuuust when I say this person is not chronically online to understand any of that shit. They like what they see and they just want to give it to you and more. "It's been a while since you gave, ho, it's time to give it up (Give it up). Like a bitch with a fresh BBL, you can't sit with us (Nah). Fine motherfucker, white boys say I rock (Hah). I gotta stay protected 'cause y'all stay on my c*ck. My new whip beautiful, I call it p*ssy whip. It was a gift, my nigga friends say he p*ssy whipped." Your sp might be older as well or very mature for their age.
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Pile 8:
Shufflemancy -
SHY GUY by Tinashe
Good For You by Selena Gomez ft. A$ap Rocky
Unfold by Alina Baraz
Seven of Swords, Five of Pentacles, The Star, Journal, Look for Fairies, Movement, Hammer, The Dragonfly, & Self-Indulgence
Aww this is my soft pile đ. I see that you guys are very spiritual and dreamy. You might fantasize a lot about this person. For some of you, you might even be manifesting them. I see that the feelings you have towards this person are very tender and loving. I see that this person is very flighty and doesnât wish to have such a big commitment. This person you are interested could have ghosted you or thereâs something wrong with your communication. Maybe you and this person have different time zones or a conflict of schedule. Thereâs something about the person not being there for you. âShy guy, always sayin' it's the wrong time. Even though you know it feels right. Love don't fit into your timeline (La, la, la, la). Shy guy, always sayin' it's the wrong time. Even though you know it feels right. Love don't fit into your timeline. Shy guy (Guy, guy, guy, guy, guy)â I believe you are being too kind to this person and need to detach and allow them to chase you. Focusing on yourself and seeing other people will allow this person to show up for you and be the person that you need. Now is the time for you to be self indulgent and take care of yourself. Some of you should practice healing in the bedroom and should learn about what makes you feel good sexually. Perhaps exploring with new partners will help you find new things that provide pleasure. I see that you are very submissive or lean towards more vanilla. Try to vocalize what makes you feel good to your partner and be more assertive. Your energy reminds me of JhenĂ© Aikoâs song âP*$$y Fairyâ, very sensual but delicate. To this person if you were to show them your new found confidence, they will crumble to their knees and will feel stunned. They might ask you questions like âwhere did you learn this baby???â Or âhave you been having fun without me?â. They really love how you taste đł this sp wants to pull your dress/skirt up or pants off and just go to town. Their favorite thing is when youâre all dolled up and getting ready to go out. âGonna wear that dress you like, skin-tight. Do my hair up real, real nice. And syncopate my skin to your heart beating. Cause I just wanna look good for you, good for you. I just wanna look good for you, good for you. Let me show you how proud I am to be yours.â Iâm seeing that they admire your facial expressions during sex for to them itâs too cute, something about makeup smudging? Things can get really messy đ
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Pile 9:
Shufflemancy -
Come Alive by Jackson Wang
Earned It by The Weeknd
Swim by Chase Atlantic
Eight of Wands, Death, The Hanged One, Dance, Look to the Stars, Sound Healing, The Grim Reaper, Ascending, & Healthy Choices
When I tell you this pile is NASTYYY. Itâs honestly crazy how much this person wants to match your freak, pile 9. Definitely saved best for last. The sex almost feels cinematic in a way. Something about this person just gives main character vibes that is so seductive you canât turn your eyes away from them. I believe your relationship with this person could have progressed pretty fast. For some of you, you could have kissed or even had sex after the first date. While I also see that this is a friends with benefits situation (does someone have a contract?!). You could find them mysterious or wish to get to know them on a more interpersonal level. You could feel that these things are more surface level in terms of attraction and donât want the intimacy to only be superficial. I see that this sp is charming and prefers to disclose things little by little. âI come alive. You start me up a million times. And I'm terrified. That you could leave me crying.â So this person could be afraid of opening up to you because they are nervous about getting their heart broken. They might have previously gotten out of a relationship and they are learning how to trust in a partner again. Your sp could be afraid of rejection and that's why they are disorganized in terms of how they want to pursue you. Providing this person with assurance will help them gain courage, also pile 9, make sure to do what's healthy for you, try not to overly devote your time to this person. I see that communicating with your partner and talking about how you have been feeling will want to open up more and trust you. Something about wearing lingerie in the bedroom is a major turn on for this person. Taking control and guiding this person will help allow them to let their guard down. "Cause girl, you're perfect (girl, you're perfect). You're always worth it (always worth it). And you deserve it (and you deserve it). The way you work it (the way you work it). 'Cause girl, you earned it, yeah (earned it). Girl, you earned it, yeah". Your sp would be over the moon for you.
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